Tiger Tees Off the Rumazz!
November 30, 2009 by Brown Shuga
Tiger sets the record straight!
Following speculation about what it was that really caused the accident that happened on Friday morning, where Tiger Woods crashed into a tree at his home, Tiger released a statement through his website, to try and address the rumazz:
His statement particularly addresses the TMZ.com report that ”
Tiger had an argument with his wife, Elin Nordegen, about reports that he was having an affair. Apparently, during the argument, the wife scratched his face up and when Tiger tried leaving the house, she followed him to the car with the golf club and chrisbrowned the car with it. Tiger and wifey are saying that she hit the car with the golf club coz she was trying to get him out of the car, after he crashed into the tree.
Now the weird thing is that he was bleeding but there was no blood found on the steering wheel AND he’s still refusing to meet with the police about this.
Here’s a screen shot of his statement:
What’s baldie hiding kahle kahle?? This all sounds dodgy to me …
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The Watcher on Mon, 30th Nov 2009 9:47 am
If he had just left the house, how did the wife know that he crashed when she was in deep the mansion. Obviously the SUV has airbags, so why would he have cuts and bruises on his face though. It’s not like it was a high speed accident, he had just left his driveway.
I think the wife beat the crap out of him in the house and he ran out to the car to get away, but was so dizzy from the beating the hhe hit a tree and the wife followed him ti finish him off at the accident scene.
Madala on Mon, 30th Nov 2009 11:00 am
I em not so much worried about their “internal” family affair @ the house of Tiger… em just concerned about the outside luks of Mr Woods… why does he look so old [and slughtly ugly...] in these pics??? Do I also c a protion of grey hair on pic no 2???… may b I need an optometrist……
Vesa on Mon, 30th Nov 2009 12:39 pm
The Watcher….your take on this is hilarious!!!
carino on Mon, 30th Nov 2009 1:54 pm
lol @ madala…
Kiki on Mon, 30th Nov 2009 2:08 pm
hahaha jah neh!!! I smell another book like that of Amor’s Joost coming out…kwa kwa kwa
sponono on Mon, 30th Nov 2009 2:35 pm
it was reported in some news that SHE scratched him after they had a fight about his supposed mistress..anywyas I wouldnt be suprised he is banana like…and she has that fiery.tantrum-throwin bitch look, so he was probably fed up and could not bitch-slap her coz she obviously would have taken him to the cleaners, so he ran away and she was obviously following him screaming and stuff..
well serves him rite for not marryin one of the sistaz…LOL jus kidin
Lex on Mon, 30th Nov 2009 3:57 pm
Sponono – well serves him rite for not marryin one of the sistaz…LOL jus kidin
I AGREE WITH YOU 100% AND I AM NOT KIDDING,MARA U KILLED ME.
The Watcher – I soooo agree with your view,LOL!
Cheri on Mon, 30th Nov 2009 10:17 pm
Apparently he wasn’t even wearing shoes.clearly he was in a rush!! tjo!!
Lady D on Mon, 30th Nov 2009 10:50 pm
Amen Sponono,serves him right ka nnete and im so NOT KIDDING!
Katlego on Tue, 1st Dec 2009 3:46 am
The moral of the story. IF YOU CHEAT, DO NOT GET CAUGHT!
Dee on Tue, 1st Dec 2009 5:02 pm
U r right Kiki, I smelll JOOST all over too….aaag I just dont trust these people anymore!!!!
ntshepeng on Tue, 1st Dec 2009 6:29 pm
kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa. Days later, this story is funny!
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