Hayi, Nokia is out of order maan!

December 11, 2009 by Brown Shuga  

Bathong! Is Nokia serious? Are they really sure they’re making Robert look like this to SELL their phones?!

How do you take someone who looks like this…..

rob

and make him look like this….

nokia

What’s with the make up bathong? Futhi wena Robert why did you agree to this ??

Hayi hayi… they better be paying him millions for this! I didn’t mind seeing it in magazines and online but seeing that supersized version of this pic at the C.T airport made me go WTF??

Tjo! Ba suwishe bhuti, basuwishe!

Comments

28 Comments on "Hayi, Nokia is out of order maan!"

  1. Lwestana on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 1:08 am 

    LOL, eish, Madluphuthu, bakwenzani… Looks more Photoshop than anything kodwa- he should sue them, nam ndikwelo Lelo!

  2. Admin on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 1:16 am 

    Ja but after photoshopping or airbrushing or whatever it is, did they look at the pic and think it was great?? hayi maan.

  3. Carino on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 2:00 am 

    Hehehe…yazi i saw this at the CT airport, nd my reaction was like…hayibo! i-foundation engaka!!! lol. But then i decided that perhaps its me that hasnt seen Robert Marawa in a long time.

  4. GA on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 2:06 am 

    LOL..hai..u are becoming a legend at observing di anomalities….tl tl….bring them on!!!

  5. Tik-line on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 8:18 am 

    kahleni bakwethu too much ado over nothing, the guy looks the same only with makeup and a different pose jus like every other celeb on adverts, he’s still very much recognizable there’s nothing that screams extreme photoshop…but then BS is a HUGE fan so she’d make a topic about MaRobza even if its about him blinking…LOL DO YOU GIRL

  6. Lahvee on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 8:21 am 

    Is that lipgloss im spotting!!

  7. Jogs on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 8:42 am 

    @lavhee is that a lipgloss am spotting!…. and a pencil eyeliner line on the bottom lip?

  8. leej on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 8:57 am 

    Lol he is hot but that is 2 much make up n gloss rite there..

  9. Kiki on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 9:04 am 

    When it comes to Marawa,i’d rather not comment bcoz people will call me a hater…….

    WTF?? Let me comment anyway…Yini ngo Robert??,didnt he see the pics before they went to print?? 1st he allowed the S-CURL people to make him looklike Mr WAT WAT then he put on weight,registered at the gym but never attended and now Nokia is making him their face of LIPGLOSS…hayi khona…

    Bhuti Robert,the word NO was invented for a reason.

  10. ntshepeng on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 9:49 am 

    hayi, i don’t see what the fuss is about really. He looks like robert marawa to me. maybe i must go to the CT airport to see this up close

  11. Makgotso on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 10:08 am 

    Lol Carino,eyelipgloss yona shuuu

  12. Cleve on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 10:09 am 

    kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa

  13. Sasha fierce on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 11:05 am 

    That is lip gloss alright!!he just looks gay..sorry to say this

  14. koko on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 11:05 am 

    Hahahhaa – the lipstick bathong…lmao.!!

  15. mama ka Gundi on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 1:24 pm 

    He looks like an Afternine cast …as for the eyeliner and tweezement hehehe & rooilips …did he have to maar with a smilenyana lol

  16. 012oba on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 2:30 pm 

    ok peeps, Who should can perfectly represent Nokia???

  17. Busi on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 2:31 pm 

    heheheh- NO NO NO! He even looks like he’s had ‘work’ done on his lips! Hayini Bantu! & whats with the skew ’sexy?’ smile- krkrkrkr!

  18. segs on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 3:44 pm 

    leave Robs alone… he is trying out the Gwede Mantashe look with gloss… lol!

  19. Carino on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 3:55 pm 

    Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa at the Gwede Mantashe look. LMAO

  20. Dibaba on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 7:31 pm 

    well it appears he’s ok with it, so why care?? are we out of topics really to be discussing this?

  21. Lady D on Fri, 11th Dec 2009 10:25 pm 

    looking at this,im really beginning to wonder if he’s not gay.!!!!!kwakwakwa!SO GAY!

  22. Jackie on Sat, 12th Dec 2009 11:02 am 

    And what’sup on the lips???

  23. Lue on Sun, 13th Dec 2009 7:19 pm 

    iyooo….madluphuthu should audition for gaynerations….

  24. Mntungwa on Sun, 13th Dec 2009 7:56 pm 

    LOL.

  25. Brown Shuga on Sun, 13th Dec 2009 9:37 pm 

    LOL Mncim yazi guys mara niyabora! ubuGay bungenaphi manje coz mina ngikhuluma ngesithombe?? hawu labantu! And futhi what’s wrong if he’s gay ke, nithanda kabi..

    Wena Tik-line, u know me too well….lol now lemme go finda another excuse to write about him…. heheh.

  26. mamakasisipho on Mon, 14th Dec 2009 9:30 am 

    Iworse i-eyeliner le yona …………kwaaaa kwaaaaa kwaaa phofu ke zange ndaqiniseka ngomabaleng looo im not surprised tu

  27. Me2WhoeverCares on Mon, 14th Dec 2009 4:27 pm 

    Hayi, hayi, haaaaayi maan! Bamenze ntoni ngoku uGqiiimm??? Aweva ke lama ngamla when it comes 2 using our people. C’mon, Rob needs no photoshop, the nerdy creative director who did this knws this tooo… Such silly craap man! Nx!!!!

  28. Nonny on Tue, 15th Dec 2009 4:23 pm 

    This is photoshop gone wrong. He is certainly not looking the Madluphuthi we know, ngathi u-MADLI-SUSHI phela manje!

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