Dating Mzansi’s Footballers

February 26, 2010 by Candy Ticklejugs  

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They drive flashy cars, live in mansions, have infectious personalities, grab the attention of many in the country, young and old and anger the nation so badly but are able to soothe that anger again with a couple of kicks. These boys have amazing bodies, lots of baggage,  stamina that makes a nymph like me look like an amateur and with all that said I’m sure by now you’ve guessed it right I’m talking footballers.

I’ve dated a couple of Mzansi footballers and it was only when a friend said a line from my favourite snack amaPringles that I realised that dis waar “once you pop, you can’t stop” and I blame all of that on my ex #1, he was tall, handsome,had a great body *duh*, spoke perfect English with an accent nogaal and had that “I’m the man you’re the woman” authority in his voice that makes me weak at the knees (ngasho ngim halela futhi). Eish anyway we went on bush holidays, random outings and had such steamy sex it made a sauna look like a room with glass windows that just takes up a lot of unnessecary space.  He was perfect until the day I realised that I wasn’t the number 1 I thought I was, but his number 2 maybe 3 and actually I was a makhwapheni! Tjo I turned into a psycho! Would call and sms declaring my love until the day he picked up his
phone and told me that he was sitting with his “woman” and I should leave them alone…ouch!!!

men longed for that attention he gave me, cuddling, long phonecalls from camp, the crazy sex and ofcourse the regular trips I made 2 the stadium to support him. Nxa bloody dog, does he know how much I paid my friends for petrol??? Anyway a couple of months later I met  Ex #2 who also started the relationship the same way and I later learnt he was gay…needless to say we broke up and I told myself I was done with these ball players because if they not cheating they bat for the other team…sies!!!

I wish I could mention their names so someone could then pass this message on to them that “I’m greatful for all the crap I got from them” because if it wasn’t for them I wudn’t have met  #3 whom I’ve broken up with countless times and loved like I’ve never loved another human being before!

This man is amazing, not only because he managed to love me flaws and all but because no matter how many times I busted girls at his house, got phonecalls from random girls telling me to F#*k off or find me cheating, we’ve always managed to fix the broken glass and love each other unconditionally! He’s amazing and treats me like a queen but my question is why am I so drawn to these ballpalying badboys  and I know you’re probably thinking “is this girl stupid???” But I’ve realised that there’s no perfect man out there, it’s either you fix the house you’re in or settle for an RDP house ko Braamfischer, which in this case is an even worse man, who cheats, has a small penis, calls you a B grade whore and has no intentions to make you anything either than a shag so basically, better the devil you know!

With all that said I’m sure ya’ll have written off footballers but truth of the matter is I’ve realised that these ball kickers are also human they do what most men do, which is cheat but are more victimised because they in the public eye. They have feelings, breathe, eat, love and are humans just like us so I’d like to wish a happy LOVE month to the love of my life that I’ve ill treated all month because of my insecurities… I love you my cheating lying and jealous angel!

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Abafana bebhola bayafana bonke in my eyes, they’re all heartbreakers and it’s up to you whether you wanna sink or swim with them so I salute all women out there who have been able to swim, u are really a rare breed because football dating ain’t for the faint hearted!

P.S Ladies it’s too late to bag a footballer in time for the World Cup unless you’re looking for one in the NFD who’ll only afford to pay for entrance at a fan park so pls stop harrasing those of us who do have them already. They don’t have free tickets, won’t be making millions and you won’t be sitting in a suite with Victoria Beckham!!!

By Candy TickleJugs ©

Comments

82 Comments on "Dating Mzansi’s Footballers"

  1. NQOBILENNN on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 5:47 am 

    Lol @ sharin a suite with Victoria Beckham. Hehehe

  2. Lady gaga on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 7:07 am 

    Eish BS,i.thot this was ur story since u luv football so much.anyway true wat u said sister most of them boys r dogs!

  3. Cheesa on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 7:09 am 

    LOL Candy I’ve never trusted these ball boys there is some shadyness nje in them. Im sure even those gals who are married to them are not safe. Maybe they are just kept to make the house warm while the footballer is away or maybe just to make him a man amongst man since marriage is one of the things that makes indoda emandodeni. Most of them marry while they are young I’ll never want to be married to a 25-year footballer or any man for that matter whom I know hasn’t had enough of joling and ubumnandi. They do have all the flashy things and great bod to attract all the girls but one must not be in a relationship with them hoping to be the only gal otherwise you’ll have a heart-attack. Its good thing you at least have one you are still holding onto Candy. Yes when things get sour their girls decide to go to media and splash all dirt there which is wrong in a way for them. But I still want a footballer bathong for World Cup Tickets and Bafana jersey lol, these things are expensive tjo. Maybe Candy you should give the name of your footballer since you always forgive each when he cheats LOL. BTW it would have been nice to know the names of the guys you’re talking about ;-) .

  4. Brown Shuga on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 7:32 am 

    Who’s the gay footballer?? VM?? Heheh

    Mmmhh ur man spoke English with an accent? Lemmm think. I agree with Cheesa, we want the names sissi

  5. fabulicious on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 7:42 am 

    m sure theres nuthing wrong with giving nanes, i meanits not lyk khona into esizoyenza wen we know.
    Cum now Kiki…arghh.. Candy pls gv us initials ke.
    SOW (speaking of which) cud the guy who speaks ‘english with an accent b bcoz hes a soccer bosses son n they had al the money to take him to model c in grade 1 already?! Does he use the same name as his dad? Tl tl tl jus wonderin…..

  6. J.A.Y. on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 7:43 am 

    I was just about to blame it on the travelling and all that – but I doubt that sportswomen make babies with different men in every city they play in. So the verdict is dudes will be dudes. Broke, rich, black, white, young, ballers,golfers – that’s just the way it is -some things will never change.

    Good to see that Miss Candy has decided to build a bridge and get over it. Let’s all stay PROTECTED. One love.

  7. Makgotso on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 7:52 am 

    *Thinking hard* eish kevrydaga so nka si kgani sinthle,clues toe Candy

  8. Nonkawu on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 8:01 am 

    This is intresting…….but let me reserve my comments.

  9. Cheesa on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 8:04 am 

    Could VM be Vuyo Mere bathong LMAO heheh tjo how interesting.

  10. Cheesa on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 8:06 am 

    Nonkawu please comment sisi I know you have alot to say in this topic LOL.

  11. Sasha Fierce on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 8:12 am 

    we are family dont keep secrets!!name and shame

  12. Nonkawu on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 8:12 am 

    Cheesa,i am now a good girl…lol. Let me check if all my tracks are covered 1st…otherwise kuyosimbakala.

  13. soul sista on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 8:15 am 

    Nonkawu you of all people can reserve her comments? So strange and wrong too.
    Once again Candy you have outdone yourself…nice read! :-)

  14. fabulicious on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 8:33 am 

    so strange indeed’ soul sista.
    Guess wel have to sit n wait…any minute now

  15. Mmapula on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 8:34 am 

    “after cricket and rugby, infedility is the next national sport South African men excel at on a global scale.”its not me ke Siphiwe Mpye as he wrote in the March True Love magazine

  16. Icognito on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 8:43 am 

    Was persued by a ball player once..crap English played for Wits F.C and I was a Witsie. Told me I reminded him of his “enstranged” girlfriend in Pretoria. Nevertheless I’d rather date a banker than a ball player. Broke English, Crap hairstyles…but lovely bodies(that I will give them).

  17. Vesa on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 8:55 am 

    I just have one word in my mind…..WAGS!

  18. Johnlegend on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 9:10 am 

    Ex #2 who also started the relationship the same way and I later learnt he was gay
    ________________________________________________________________
    @least tell us which team shim played for

  19. syamthandaskota on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 9:29 am 

    Nonkawu i am on my knees begging you to comment. you know when i read you say:lemme reserve my comments, i still laughed cos ur comments crack me up. so plz nana..asseblief tog

  20. Cleve2 on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 9:40 am 

    So funny how women have lowered their standards for the sake of so called love/relationship……… JA ne

  21. Kabelo on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 9:57 am 

    @Candy..what..what!! There was a time not long ago, when we had a name for women like you ko kasi. Back then, taxi drivers were the in thing.

  22. Nonkawu on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 10:13 am 

    Guys,the reason why i changed my name on JC was for situations like these, so that i can comment freely and not get any hate mail,caught and threats like what happened with Mr Towel.But some of you cant keep a secret just like me,you guys went ahead and disclosed my identity and that was a big mistake bethunana.You guys blew my cover…Those who suspected should have just kept it to themselves instead of Nonkawu aka …….

    So that is why i cant comment any further, coz 2 of the footballers are JC silent bloggers. My comments would make them mad………….VERY MAD.

    *now let me think of another name*

  23. Mogwanthi on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 10:17 am 

    OMW!!! but its true though no man is perfect ad leaving a man for another who might turn out to be worser than the previous one?

    anyway please dont talk about Vuyo Mere and gay in the same sentence wena Cheesa.lol

    hehehe Ex nr 1?? Could it be that guy who play for Chiefs? Lol

  24. Flawless L on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 10:39 am 

    @Miss Candy i really understand your story coz i have dated the famous footballer for many years and have a baby by him, until i gave up on him and left… but as you have mentioned dating them is not for the Faint hearted.

    All i miss from him is his great Body and the godies that used to came with being a footballers fiancee.

  25. JustMwa on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 10:44 am 

    no wonder so many women suffer from depression … you just put up with shit, accept and promote that men are supposed to cheat and lie on you … they know because you give them the platform, that you will take them back ….. goes to show hore we still gonna witness high volumes of women infected by HIV/AID, then orphans … akere the next thing that you do is to try and secure spotlight and those trips(which you can afford by working hard) by gettig pregnant with those looser’s kids …which btw they leave you with those kids eventually … arg man women where is your pride …

  26. Nonkawu on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 11:02 am 

    JustMwa, men are the same…He can be the ugliest and a broke ass scrub and still cheat on his partner.Good example,my workmate…ugly dog Glen Lewis has nothing but he aint married,dates suger mamas and impregnant them then move on..(i dont work for SAFA by the way or any soccer team )
    Women are independent these days and we work hard to get far….believe me we can afford to pay our bills,pick up a cheq @ at a restuarent and go for that expensive holiday…YES WE CAN but there is no way i can spend my money if i can spend someone else’s…I give u shuga then take care of that shuga….call me a ho if u like.lol

  27. JustMwa on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 11:15 am 

    No Nonkawu, men are not the same not at all. It is us women who treat them the same, and give them the freedom to play us, then they do just that. You can use someone else’s money all you like, they will always have it but you have a lot to loose including yourself because you end up sacrificing with your body and soul ……… Man get credit when they have countless number of woman they sleep with, women get discreted … man’s genes are much stronger that our, that’s why even if thehy do sleep around, their bodies still go strog and wena you turn to be a walking worn-out baloon

  28. Smiley on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 11:26 am 

    Naah ladies, I don’t agree with you. There are men out there that’ll love you and treat you the way you deserve to be treated. ‘This man is amazing, not only because he managed to love me flaws and all but because no matter how many times I busted girls at his house, got phonecalls from random girls telling me to F#*k off or find me cheating, we’ve always managed to fix the broken glass and love each other unconditionally! He’s amazing and treats me like a queen’- This right there left me shocked! People when you raise your bar, the men in your life rise to the occassion- try it, you will see.

  29. Nonkawu on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 11:32 am 

    @JustMwa,Worn out balloon???? No way @ my age and the sexual encounters i have gone through believe me i look hotter than some 17year old virgins or a woman who has been with 1 partner. I look after my body and the gym was invented for that….I jog 3x a week and sometimes use public transport just so i can walk a bit…lol

    I REPEAT: Men are the same,esp odarkie 99.99999999% bayafana and thats a FACT.

    Sorry Dladla,not u baby.

  30. Nonkawu on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 11:42 am 

    Smiley my friend,thats exactly what the Pastor’s wife said last June (my husband is the best,i couldnt have asked for a better man and father for my kids),now she is now seeking councelling coz hubby wants a divorce…He is more in love with some church youth leader and has been for the past 3yrs…*true story*

  31. JustMwa on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 11:45 am 

    aowa Nonkawu … kee convincing yourself, even if you can gym 24/7 sleep run in a trendmil, you will never ever be better that a 17 year old vigirn … because they have one thing that you can never have again .. virginity …. you can be hotter than them but they are way better than you … they can be anything that you are but you can never be what they are ….

  32. PrincessKatlee on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 11:51 am 

    I like how this artcle has brought out different feelings from all of ya’ll, I agree tho no man should be reason enuf for you 2 disrespect yourself but in the same breathe ngivumelana noCandy how many times will u break up and find another 1?? This just makes your count of guys who’ve tapped your behind higher! Me I say follow your hearts ladies because no relationship advise has ever been perfect I believe we all a differnt formulas and mixing all of them just causes more confusion! That’s all!

  33. PrincessKatlee on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 11:54 am 

    Ooops ispelling on my last post askies!

  34. Nonkawu on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 11:57 am 

    JustMwa,i thought we were talking about physical appearance (hence the worn out ballon words were used) i had no idea uthetha nge punani okanye that lil thread??? Am i blonde or wat??? TJO

  35. Cleve2 on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 12:26 pm 

    Just Mwa that’s so true, we women treat men the same that’s why thye will keep doing this forever

  36. Bathong on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 12:28 pm 

    kwkkkakakwa Nokawu gal u kill me dead…all i say its better to stick wit the dog u know ..cos the next dogs pooh stinks far worse !!!!

  37. Nonkawu on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 12:44 pm 

    I treat men the same way they treat me.If he is a dog then i dog him too….I give as i get….PERIOD!!! That is why when i break up with a guy i let it go very fast without becoming a stalker,no pining for months hoping for a miracle…. I LET IT GO.

  38. Flawless L on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 12:52 pm 

    Halala…@Nonkawa and whatz the receipt??? coz these are mostly the same. Mina futhi i think i get the worse, luckily i love myself too much to let any guy to ill treat me. So far thats how i survive.

  39. Mamjiji on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 12:53 pm 

    its an individual thing not a woman thing..what works for me might not work for u ..so if changing guys everytime u find them cheat is ur thing then HEY WOOP WOOP ..uzokhathala kodwa…great ARTICLE CANDY !!!

  40. Nonkawu on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 1:17 pm 

    Mina i do not entertain any type of abuse,weather its verbally,emotionally,financially or phyisically i dont entertain I WALK and NEVER look back.If he does it once he will do it again and again because he knows you tolerate or accept it.

    What is the point of having a man in your life if he is not a REAL man?? Becoz u will spend more time crying, worrying about where he is,with whom,the fights will never end. I will kiss the damn frogs till i find the prince shame,even if its after 50 of them.

    @ Flawless,i put my men on a 2month probation and i am now international,ngkhathele ngabo darkie…..So far so good.

  41. Philzah on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 1:38 pm 

    Smiley said: **People when you raise your bar, the men in your life rise to the occassion- try it, you will see.**

    Couldnt have put it better myself! Women need to love themselves maan, you cant let a guy cheat on you over and over again and still stay with him… He will never respect you coz you are his doormat.

  42. Nonkawu on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 1:51 pm 

    Thank u Philzah!!

  43. thatgirl on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 2:26 pm 

    i know of a girl that dated a football star and he physically abused her for months, he even threatened her if she reported him to the cops…….lil prick.nxa!!!

  44. Cleve2 on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 2:40 pm 

    Exactly Philzah……………..Women who accpet crap will be treated like crap

  45. poshspice on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 2:55 pm 

    Nonkawu, if you are not married, still dating your boyfie, how then do you define financial abuse?

  46. poshspice on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 3:08 pm 

    Sport stars, footballers in particular are not different from other people or men, their profession in footbal, just like other men who are accountants, teachers, actors etc… I don’t see why their behavior should be scrutinised and treated differently…

    Prez Zuma is no footballer, but he can put some that you talk about here into shame when it comes to being a playboy

    we might as well profile accountants or doctors to find out what kind of lovers they are!

    my only beef with some local footballers is that their faces look very rough and unhealthy..it’s like they party too much or drink a lot…

  47. Nonkawu on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 3:39 pm 

    @Posh,financial abuse doesnt always apply to married people.The minute a person starts to tell u about how u should spend yo money then thats abuse,the minute he takes advantage of the moola u got then thats also abuse… Your friends or family can also abuse u financially.

  48. Bonk on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 4:10 pm 

    Hi nonkawu. I guess u a fun persn cos ur comments amuse me. Lets hook up pls. Email- yamo72@hotmail.com

  49. Nonkawu on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 4:51 pm 

    Eish Bonk,yo name has just got me worried..very worried..lol

  50. Brown Shuga on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 5:40 pm 

    LOL…interesting comments and feedback guys. Ms Candy, me I want the name of #Ex 1… The only two local guys with an accent are Bongani Khumalo (Supersport) and Kaizer Jnr. Benni also has an accent these days but you said “Tall, handsome, great body” so that rules him out.

  51. Bonk on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 6:29 pm 

    Very 4ny Nonkawu. C’mon its jst a nickname n besides u dnt judge a book by its cover.

  52. Nthoentle on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 7:00 pm 

    Kwa kwa kwa @Bonk tryna hook up with Nokwako! Ladies I hear u hey, I agree with Philza n Smiley about women “raising the bar”,so true. I have friends with so much drama that I get worked up just hearing their stories n how they allow men to treat them. My dad treats me like a princess, treats mama like a queen, so I will never in a million years let another woman’s child treat me like a piece of shit! I know my worth!

  53. Brown Shuga on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 7:03 pm 

    Nonkawu, who are your footballers who read JC?? heheh

  54. Nthoentle on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 7:34 pm 

    I’m am also dying to know! Nonkwawu pls tell. Sorry if mis-spelling your name in my other comment

  55. Nthoentle on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 7:35 pm 

    Hai ke,I can’t spell ur name gal! Lol

  56. Nonkawu on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 8:14 pm 

    @ BS, i have a feeling u have no idea how popular JC is neh? i introduced everyone that i get close to,to this site. i 4got that there will be days when my comments affect the very same people.

  57. thefirstletter on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 9:59 pm 

    eish i’m having a dilemma with a footballer who happens to be married, damn gal ur right these guys r good i’m just hoping i hold back and yes he’s in the national squad and is currently based phesheya!! damn right he’s hot!! i can just imagine hmmm

  58. Bonk on Fri, 26th Feb 2010 10:08 pm 

    Nonkawu u nt sayin anytn 2 me. Shud i read meanin 2 dat?

  59. Nonkawu on Sat, 27th Feb 2010 8:03 am 

    @ Bonk,u said i should email u moes? Let me 1st get permition frm the other JC BLOGGERS,guys should i email Bonk? lol

  60. Bonk on Sat, 27th Feb 2010 9:40 am 

    Wooh…so my fate lyes on others rite. Hmmn ‘d life n time of a man’. Pls am on my knees other bloggers, give Nonkawu d go ahead n she wil leave not 2 regret d move.

  61. Nthoentle on Sat, 27th Feb 2010 10:22 am 

    Hahahaha @ 1st firstletter: gal I hope u don’t plan to a wife sonmeday cos karma is a mother! Its going come back to you 10fold. Good luck with that. @Bonk,kwa kwa kwa eish wa mpolaya

  62. Bonk on Sat, 27th Feb 2010 10:28 am 

    @Nthoentle. Girl y u pickin on me. I guess Nonkawu is ur friend rite, but trust, no fears!

  63. Cnglema on Sat, 27th Feb 2010 11:16 am 

    I wouldnt know a soccer playa even if i was standing next to 1 on the queu at woolies.i only know Jnr Motaung coz of work related issues.

  64. soul sista on Sat, 27th Feb 2010 11:41 am 

    @Nonkawu dont email Bonk. You know Bonk might be a bait or 1 of those people that you always name and shame/fame.
    @Bonk I’m sorry but there is just something sinister about you
    LOL…I love you Bonk :-)

  65. Bonk on Sat, 27th Feb 2010 12:06 pm 

    No.1- I’m a huge football fan but certainly not a fan of absa premiership 4 obvious reasons. No.2- What has Nonkawu got 2 lose by mailing me? I guess nothing! I asked her 2 mail so we can take our discussions off JC. And by d way, i want 2 blive she’s matured enuf 2 handle d situatn if AT ALL she finds sumtn sinister abt me which i object 2. No.3- I bet u i’ve got no flamsy idea of al d pipu u blog abt ere, i jst read comments wen am bored @work n just laff, but ders jst sumtn abt her comments dat amuse me n jst wonder ds chik must b a fun n free-minded person. And guess wat i’ve got absolutely nothn 2 gain or lose by liein ere bt offcourse cnt cnvince u 2 blive me. No.4- I’m nt even south african but leave n work ere. So soul sista ow cn u love me wen u openly killin me.

  66. Nonkawu on Sat, 27th Feb 2010 12:51 pm 

    @ Soul Sista thank u so much gal,u knw that thought has crossed my so many times.I hav a feeling ths Bonk knws me..lol @Bonk are u on fb,twitter or my space so that i can check yo profile to see if u are real? lol

  67. Bonk on Sat, 27th Feb 2010 2:15 pm 

    Hey Nonkawu y u wanna put me n a tite corner. I dnt feel cm4table leavn personal details ere, am nt tryin 2 publicise masef ere u know n dats y i askd u 2 mail. Anyways i rather sms ma fb addy 2 u rather dan put it ere. I’l leav ma numb, so jst buzz me n pls tell me ur netwok/last digit or both so i cn know its u, jst incase i get lots of buzzin 4m diff pipu. Is it ok? 0844221950.

  68. soul sista on Sat, 27th Feb 2010 2:31 pm 

    Hahaha, LOL Bonk…I’m just trying to make sure that Nonkawu wont be in any kind of trouble…like somebody i know who was green inside and black on the outside.

    “So soul sista ow cn u love me wen u openly killin me”…Dont get emotional Bonkie Bonkie…

    So Bonk where are you from? I might try to persue Nonkawu to change her mind about emailing you, besides she likes them international. LOL

  69. Bonk on Sat, 27th Feb 2010 2:52 pm 

    Dats more like a true soul sister. I’m all green, inside n nationality.

  70. Nonkawu on Sun, 28th Feb 2010 11:10 am 

    i love it when my gals look out fo me,yall knw i will do the same fo u. @ Bonk,i will call u now now.

  71. Red on Sun, 28th Feb 2010 11:28 am 

    Hectic stuff

  72. Cnglema on Sun, 28th Feb 2010 7:48 pm 

    Yehova!amanamba-foni pho?

  73. sponono on Mon, 1st Mar 2010 8:16 pm 

    he he he mabloggers senishiyelana amaphone numbers.LOL

    so Cindy..the Exballer number 2…was he outing himself to you only or he’s out already, if he is you can tune us haawu and the accented one…cant be Benny coz that dude sounds terrible when he talks eergh prolly one of the worse CT coloured accents

    My cousin went out with this Bafan bafan boy who went to play for Russia he was such a slob hygiene wise..wayengazwani namanzi..and we’d say oh well at least uyazama ukuphanta imagine if he wasnt even a soccer player he’d be somewhere eskhotheni..and I’ve seen some ballers like him with ashy arms and a stink…but of course as they make more money they try…LOL

  74. Brown Shuga on Mon, 1st Mar 2010 9:36 pm 

    Hello Sponono, was wondering ukuphi today… heeheheh

  75. Dj Y on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 6:38 pm 

    Tjo did nt even know there were gay footballers, interesting!
    Me, in my days i had many footballer friends and shame they are just men, and gals always threw themselves at them…. Even school girls, just sad…just njee so that they can tell iimpinch zabo go re they are dating simang mang, self esteem issues?

  76. precious on Tue, 9th Mar 2010 4:21 pm 

    well let me start off by sayin dat da title off of dis article shud hv been dating mzansi soccer players.. or dating bafana bafana players!!! i mean really soccer players dnt get paid much in SA.. LIVING IN MANSION???? way exaggeration!!! unless if u are a high rated bafana bafana player.. DRIVE FLASHY CARS??? lmao!!! well if u think mini coopers, audi A3’s, ama 1series are flash, well u wrong, any1 wit a proper 9-5 job can fianance dat!! wen u talk bout flashy cars, we talk bout cars dat r ove a million rands, n i bet no ordinary player 4rm black leopards, wits players, SSU, wud cum up pushing a lambo or ferrari nor aston martin.. pleaze!!! Only high rated Bafana Bafana players cud!!! i’ve dated footballers in europe not even south african players, and boy oh boy dey loaded, its a joke wat SA play dey players!!! :) cheers.. im out!!

    ps: Candy TickleJugs.. change da title of da article!!

  77. precious on Tue, 9th Mar 2010 4:33 pm 

    *typo* its a joke wat dey pay SA players!!!

    and my i add most players 80% live in townhouses… so scratch mansions!!! lol

  78. Bey Bey on Tue, 9th Mar 2010 4:59 pm 

    Precious bathong….

  79. Chntszz on Sat, 1st May 2010 3:51 am 

    oh my my hi guys…well i agree wit some of u bt da one dat says vcm is gay is nt true….am da mother of his baby

  80. shambalala on Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 2:51 am 

    Uhmm yeah guys, I’m peplexed,anyhu yeah dennis’s son is my boyfriend,& he aint gay. Let’s just say he luvs himself 2much…oh hey chstzzz, why maintenance court? That aint cool, u hurting junior’s dad’s feelings hey. He just wants 2 b part of jnr’s life, pls don’t make it difficult 4 him! Thanks

  81. noziphomathembula on Thu, 3rd Jun 2010 3:11 am 

    Chntszzz love, do not mind that “shambalala” chick her name is Ayanda from pretoria centurion and she is an obssesed fan of tszzz,so please ignore her. You his mother’s child? Wow you so lucky. What is the baby’s name? Is it a boy or girl? I’m sure you make a great mother! Congradulations :-) , so are you and th baby daddy still together? When is he popping the question? I heared he is dating some beyonce look-alike, but we all know he loves you. I don’t know the guy personally but I think he is great and not gay. @ shambalala, just live vuyo alone, he is happy with his baby moma, you spreading all this lies you dream about in your head. Get a life”shambalala” or whatever you call yourself, stupid witch. @ chntszz don’t let obsessed groupies like this witch ruin your happiness, you the baby mama,& deserve all the best, so as I asked are you and vuyo still together beautiful chntzzz?

  82. browncandy on Fri, 4th Jun 2010 3:58 am 

    Guys not all soccer stars r dogs u dig,& honestly who cares abt their pokets when u as a woman can make ur own & b independent? Goaldigging is jst way 2 overrated, abt MR accent, if its jr, he dnt do black chicks, only coloureds and whites and he is tying the knot 2 some chick named catherine zaider,& as 4 Mr Gay, I doubt if he is gay, cuz as Nozipho mentioned, I had he is dating this chick with halley berry’s face & beyonce’s body,& she got him on all-fours & spoils her 2bits, apperantly he has chnged his play boy game just 4 her, even got a promise ring, I don’t blame him, that girl is on fire! Anyhow so ya just b careful who u open up ur legs 4, dnt do it 4 materialistic staff or bcus of a guy’s status as a footballer, dis much I can tell u, this guys do share all da info in the changing room & exchange u like panties cus u give em da priviladge 2, just know that @ the end of da day, ga o di regte cuz uve been around! So please watch yall vaginas & keep em clean! Peace

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