S*X Tips 4 Boys: Part 2

February 17, 2010 by  

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After reading last week’s Sex Tips 4 Boys,I couldn’t help but want to save a friend. Okay the article wasn’t bad at all but I couldn’t help but sense that she was quite uncomfortable to say the least. So being the good friend that I am *pats self on back* I offered to help just to put my girl at ease by giving you this weeks Sex tips for Boys!

I myself am not a sex expert but am hoping I can share the little knowledge of what I’ve experienced (good and bad) in my short life with you (yes I can still count the amount of guys who’ve tapped my siswhapha on 2 hands) *giggles*

Last week we had Sex Tips 4 Boys (part1) with kissing and for obvious reasons I’ll introduce “The Art Of Foreplay”. I call it an art because everyone can do/rather perform foreplay but skill is required in order to get satisfactory results!

The first boyfriend I ever had foreplay with was a very cute Englishboy I dated back in high school and then dumped when we got to college because I discovered the black “stick”! Anyway that’s the furthest we’d gone because at that age I believed anything that went into my punani be it finger, tongue or oh so “beloved d*ck” would have me dubbed a whore – a term I’ve become immune to these days because haters call me that whether I sleep around or not (ja neh the world we live in). Anyway back to the subject at hand comrades.

Englishboy was good at that time only because I was an amateur myself but would be bad now that I’ve experienced “Masters @ Work” I hope he got better though or else there are girls out there walking around with sore nipples and ears and are at risk of getting skin cancer because of his lovebites!

This is for those who really want to have maximum results I’m not gonna waste time defining FOREPLAY because it’s exactly that;  playing before the action and by that I don’t mean dragging me to your bedroom (black brothers) it might have been cute years ago when I acted shy but it’s boring now (hope my ex is reading). Okay let me not take forever so here’s my advice to guys from some of my experiences:

  • goalsMIND GAMES

Show me what we’re about to do means something to you. Light candles/have mood lighting, prepare dinner, play the right music and whisper sweet nothings to me while breathing softly and kissing me gently around my ears and neck. Simple tried and tested and it’s always a hit!

  • STAY OUT THE BEDROOM

Foreplay can be done anywhere so please stop restricting sexual activities to the bedroom unless we don’t have the house to ourselves. If people can have sex in confined spaces like cupboards and cars trust me the kitchen counter, lounge floor or surprising me over at the sink while I’m doing the dishes is not a problem.

  • EXCITE ME

Yes seeing “beloved d*ck” in the flesh makes me tingle but foreplay isn’t about me seeing how quick u get hard but rather to keep in me suspence while you perform your magic tricks and in the process getting me aroused which will make u get my full attention once you’re butt naked! *eish that just made my body tingle*

  • PORN

I don’t know about other girls but I have my own porn DVD collection at home so watching people who are paid to scream while pretending to get an orgasm bores me to death because I’m waiting to see what you and I can do.

  • SEX TOYS

Guys pls start investing in sex toys and visiting adult shops, it’s amazing what those gadgets can do to women. I’m personally a huge fan of G-balls and actually actually prefer them during foreplay as opposed to using them during actual intercourse which is what most people do! Oh and while you at the sex shop, invest in some sex board games for 2 and surprise your girl with kinky outfits. My Major Trouble outfit was a huge hit with my ex (yes another one) who was the one that bought it. I wonder what outfits he’s buying for whom these days but actually am on to the next one, goodluck 2 whoever he’s giving multiple orgasms to.  Now he,

cmplx

was a real machine gun, a dream shag but also a serial cheater!

  • STICKY SITUATIONS

Unless you gonna use tip 3 please refrain from using chocolate,cream and whatever other food on my 800 thread count egyptian cotton unless your surname is Motsepe, Mittal, Gates, Trump or Oppenheimer and getting me more of that good cotton is not a problem, anyway use chocolate body paint,whipped cream etc on my guyspots ie. My boobs,naval and TOP of my punani because anywhere else will make the sex “when it does happen” very uncomfortable.

My last tip…

  • OILING THE MACHINE

My grandmother taught me that in order to remove rust from locks and machines (in this case women) thus making them work you have to rub oil onto them and it works like a charm as having that slippery friction with your partner equals a super orgasm without penetration thus making her feel close to you, girls are emotional!

Okay guys am done but please remember that YES u can’t have FOREPLAY all the time but the times that you have it create amazing memories and as embarrasing as some of the above may be there’s nothing as special as having a private giggle by yourself at work or with your girl when that naughty yet exciting thought of what you did before the sex lastnight pops up!

Hope you learnt a thing or two from my tips we’ll catch up next week I have a man waiting to please me.

By Candy TickleJugs ©

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67 Comments on "S*X Tips 4 Boys: Part 2"

  1. Cheesa on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 1:37 am 

    LOL BS Im not done reading this but Im already LOLing tjo let me finish this interesting ish lol.

  2. soul sista on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 1:43 am 

    “I don’t mean dragging me to your bedroom (black brothers)”

    Wow this finished me…I’m Lol-ing all the way.

    Nice read I hope the brothers got it all.

  3. Cheesa on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 1:51 am 

    I hope so too Soul Sister kanti who wrote this week’s tip.

  4. Brown Shuga on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 1:58 am 

    It was written by a friend of mine ladies, she wants to remain anonymous… so you can all just call her Candy Ticklejugs… or just TickleJugs or just Candy! lol

  5. LEBERA on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 2:11 am 

    lol @ surprising me over at the sink while I’m doing the dishes is not a problem.

  6. Brown Shuga on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 2:18 am 

    Lebera are u a she? I need a volunteer for next week’s tip! Lol

  7. Nonkawu on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 6:28 am 

    Out of all the ones that i have been with only 3 really knew wat foreplay is and wat its about. 1 bekungulungu and the other a soccer play (not local) so plz don ask who it is..lol,the 3rd one i wont say nothin coz i am not good at hidin things,u people are too intelligent and can catch me out easily (as usual) Only 3,the rest aint got sh!t and thats why i havent said I DO.. I am waitin fo that special one that will tie me to a chair and work hs magic,the one that wont whisper sweet nothings but tell it like it is,the one that will eat me from head to toe without leavin any marks or pain on my body…The one that can turn the verander o garden into a picnic place and make wanna…The one that can watch porn and use that dildo with me..The one that can make reach an orgasm without him even penetrating,yes the one that will always leave me begging for more.Between Kanye n Morris Chestnut i am sure ths whole package that i lookin fo i will find it in one of them..And yes size does count,think Theo

  8. Zee on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 6:59 am 

    Oh wow, what a read! I like the fact that it’s taken from personal experiences(I think) well tickle sban ban I think Cosmo and all those other mags cud learn a thing or 2 from u! Can’t wait 2 see what u have in store for us nextweek…BS wonder what u like in the sack when you have friends that are such freaks thanks for the article tho.I hope your ex is still on the loose I need guys like that in my life becoz all the other ones are boring lights of get into bed we shag and sleep! Jealous down u have good onesm

  9. Brown Shuga on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 8:09 am 

    Hahahahahahahah Zee!! Lol what a question! Tjo, I wudnt know hey! Lol

  10. Brown Shuga on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 8:17 am 

    P.S. What’s G Balls?

  11. Gee on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 8:18 am 

    I absolutely love the G-balls.

    They do wonders.

    I sometimes hate planned sex, like when he has this romantic mood set up going I already switch off. I want it to be spontaneous, at least most of the time

  12. sponono on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 8:20 am 

    should have told us the pics are NSW…mina I dont have a cublicle…lol..eish will read when everyone is gone..mmhph

  13. Nka modira on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 8:21 am 

    @Nonkawu me and you want the same things and unfortunately our brothers don’t want to deliver, maybe I should start looking up North and stop restricting myself ngoba ndiyaphela…..

  14. Vesa on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 8:24 am 

    @ Nonkawu….your comments kill me each time! Is the soccer player Diouf….the Senegalese player? Lol

    Your cover is blown…..

  15. blu on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 8:40 am 

    i hope the lady in a white lacy thong is posing adawise space between marago a gae is too big, and looks uncomfy…..that pic is disturbing my small eyes

    *going back to read*

  16. Lu on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 8:51 am 

    Candy what? LOL

  17. Nonkawu on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 9:00 am 

    Eish, i have been busted AGAIN!!!!!!!!

  18. Cinnabon on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 9:48 am 

    LUBE; LUBE; LUBE!!! I can not emphasize it enough…lol!
    @Candy TickleJugs…ever been with a woman..? *naughty giggle*

  19. Nonkawu on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 9:52 am 

    @ Nka Modira, go BIG mna i am now international…becoz local is definately not so lekker.(abo bhuti are a waste of time ) think my enemy Dladla…LUTHO!!!lol

  20. Cleve2 on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 10:03 am 

    ha Nonkawu wena you are always busted LOL

  21. Nonkawu on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 10:07 am 

    @ Cleve2, i think i should just stay away from JC,I have a big mouth and i cant keep a secret.lol

  22. Shy Girl. on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 10:43 am 

    Wow, what a read. This is very interesting. I’m yet to find a man who will please me and make me go wild… Shame on me…

  23. NiccY on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 10:44 am 

    But Nonkawu u only joined JC a week ago mostaan, yet u r always busted. Or did u change your identity from the black, yello n green flag?….just asking?

  24. Nonkawu on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 10:58 am 

    @ NiccY….NO COMMENT!!

  25. ugogal on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 11:13 am 

    iyoo askies Nonkawu…

    i can give my man 100% on 4play… he does it until i cum but when it comes 2 penetration yeer, i wish i can take cover LOL.
    thats when i start missing my ex (or should i say my toy boy) heheehehe…

  26. Nonkawu on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 11:22 am 

    kwakwakwa,@ ugogal missing her toyboy….tjo abafazi?

  27. blu on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 11:28 am 

    ugogal—-what does he have a chez curl?
    kwa kwa kwa kwa till kingdom come

  28. ugogal on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 11:35 am 

    kwakwakwa @ blu.
    its not a chez curl – it just faints as soon as its in hihihihi. & he’s only 31 bathung… jeeerrrr

  29. ugogal on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 11:40 am 

    the other day i was giving him a bj & he pressed so hard i almost vomited. i was lyk haena baby u shud be doing that downstairs not in ma mouth! haai ria di bona weitsi.. hehehehe

  30. Nonkawu on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 11:40 am 

    OMG wena ugogal,thats a serious problem.Do u want me to set up an appointment for the both of you at the Togolese sangoma?? This is an emergency…*calling the sangoma*

  31. Nonkawu on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 11:42 am 

    on second toughts leave him…becoz if u fix him another sista will take him away from u…lol

  32. ugogal on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 11:45 am 

    hihihi… i know i’m being selfish but he’s quiet a dish & i enjoy flaunting him @ functions, parties…
    am actually thinking of getting him an assistant.. bad idea?

  33. Nonkawu on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 11:59 am 

    kwakwakwa.

  34. NiccY on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 12:34 pm 

    Nonkawu uyangphula gal…….Togolese sangoma……tltltlltltl.
    BTW – dont worry i already know your identity and i aint gonna say a thing 2 anyone :-)

  35. Mmapula on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 1:20 pm 

    .Eish i have so mcuh work to do am dating a wonderful guy but has little experience in the sex department but i am a good teacher and he is quick learner,loving the experiencing of teaching.makes me feel so much in control.Nonkawu i have also thought about how he might take all this i am teaching and share with another woman. i swear i will use his service pistol to shoot the dick off. i am doing all this for my pleasure and his, no one else should benefit.these tips are so useful,keep them rolling.

  36. Kazisongo on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 1:20 pm 

    kwakwakwa@ ugogal & Nonkawu. I also want to know what r these G balls that Candy is talking about

  37. sponono on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 1:38 pm 

    best thing i’ve READ TODAY from someone who cant talk speak, eat, drink.Roger Ebert

    “I believe that if, at the end of it all, according to our abilities, if we have done something to make others a little happier, and something to make ourselves a little happier, that is about the best we can do. To make others less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhappy is where all crime starts. We must try to contribute joy to the world. That is true no matter what our problems, our health, our circumstances. We must try. I didn’t always know this, and am happy I lived long enough to find it out.”

    thought I’d share it with y’all while y’all are thinkin about sex

  38. Bee on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 2:03 pm 

    @Nonkawu gal i’ve been suspecting u bt now i thk i know yo real identity bt nam i’ll kip it a low profile, BUSTED! BUSTED! Hehehe umqol’uphandle.

  39. Nonkawu on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 2:39 pm 

    Hehehe umqol’uphandle….

    kwakwakwa Bee

  40. Nogs on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 2:43 pm 

    LOL Nonkawe..its KIKI!!!!

  41. sk on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 3:05 pm 

    @ Blu chez curl ROTFLMAO…..tltltltl….*sighed*
    @Candy TickleJugs ..interesting article….well done!!!!

  42. J-Girl aka MsGreat on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 3:07 pm 

    hahahaha Nonkawu… LOL…
    Great read!! a blocker once said to me i need to try out these toys and ish, during the tvsa hariri era but hai i havent plucked up enough courage, i guess maybe its time…
    whats G-balls?? is it those things they use to make the vj feel tighter and all?

  43. Lela on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 7:41 pm 

    *runing away quickly afta reading d tips hopin Jesus ddnt c me*

  44. fabulicious on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 7:42 pm 

    this blog has Nonkawu aka Kiki written all ova it!
    Admin I’d like to volunteer my services to the 3rd blog on this subject…. Very Personal Xperience too…pretty pls!

  45. nan on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 7:54 pm 

    ok, am in a rush so am gonna summarise my two pence
    but great article hey :-)

    mmm… so where to start mmm…

    ok, all kiddies should only read with one eye :-)

    let me just scratch a lil bit on this topic tonight
    :-) , next time please don’t be shy :-) open up some more and explore *lol*, some people out there haven’t discovered the joys of foreplay/Love play :-) as my friend likes to call it

    :-) and what joys they are :) , if done properly that is …there’s so much out there that you could do when it comes to foreplay :-) … It’s enough to make a gal crazeeee and with a good man or a good gal for that matter
    mh-mh- mh!!!! The world is an oyster just waiting to happen ;)
    Foreplay is an art form … it’s like aperitif to a good meal, if I stater simbi then obvias ukutya akuzuk’hlala kahle…Fore play start with the mind dear :-) …b4 you can even touch a person they should be primed up already *(***)* like a naughty sms and some people who’ve taken that to an art form (like a friend of mine I know…

    Ukuze uyifumane this thing both parties need to open up and no *hold your horses anditsho laweyi okwangoku*

    Its about ukuteazeka so that by the time nje ufika apho uyakhona you have already taken the journey…About taking the bull by its horns and riding it for dear life and stayin on and not falling :-) , Exploring the road, the stops, the turns, knowing when to accelerate, to brake and to resume
    Gidyap! Cow gal!!!!
    Me? I’m a woman with my own mind; I like to be stimulated not only mentally but physically and everyother way there is **within reason of course**
    Speaking from experience ( ahem) , it’s the ability to bring someone sometimes to O*** with out even touching them, just a look, or a touch or a whisper in the ear that just leaves something to the imagination the tricj here is to be obvious but still vague at the same time and sometimes to just blow them *(I haven’t even begun to go there- and I aint referring to the Pre- j’s here) they just light off…there is nothing like a man whose primed and reay, they are like putty in your hands same goes with females and don’t even get me started on toys , someone *(blush)* once introduced me to this miracle invention yazi, and I have never looked back (they just bring another whole new dimension to love play ), currenlt I am on the benwa balls , it brings a whole new meaning to taking breaks at work sometimes
    *2the men* Some women are very hard woman to please so you need to put alil effort to this sport or a ah- there aint gonna be any dinga – dinga -ling that night …

    I can get talk some more, share some experiences and tips but then I have a date with destiny tonight

    Later

  46. Cnglema on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 8:40 pm 

    Grand-grand how do u get a brada to use a dildo mara heh?i can hear my man going
    “udakiwe nalelo pipi lakho lamasimba”

  47. Brown Shuga on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 8:59 pm 

    hehehehehe tjo! Interesting… maar no one told me what G balls is bathong??

    Fabulicious, please do babe, will wait for your email! lol

  48. Lela on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 9:02 pm 

    Lol Cngle dats so true. Iv js told my man abt ds article n he said, “nikhuluma ngezinto ezibhadlileyo ke ngoku.” Yho amadoda ngesex.

  49. nan on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 9:52 pm 

    Nothing drove me crazy like an x of mine who loved to say “Take your time baby, we aren’t going anywhere” just makes you wish every guy would say that and not just WHAM BAM!!! Thank you mam! There is a time to lift, a time to hold and a time to just throw out away the talking and just go go go !!! Since lessons in kissing has already been covered *(o was that fun- thanks B-Suga)* then let me just continue on my previous comment *( do not if you are a kiddie or of the sensitive variety continue reading this as you had better stop reading mine as they are out there)*
    Now he *(The x of course)* introduced me to Shunga massage oils and boy was I happy to learn about those ?
    Nothing beats warm, sure fingers, brushing and caressing some exposed or unexposed n*** leaving you gasping and panting, whimpering until you can’t stand it where you just have to sit up and just straddling him/her for that matter and let his his o –h-h! hands knead and mold your breasts, impatiently sometimes patiently but not too hard ? and … Sweet Lucifer…Ok I am getting distracted now
    Back later

  50. nan on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 9:53 pm 

    Nothing drove me crazy like an x of mine who loved to say “Take your time baby, we aren’t going anywhere” just makes you wish every guy would say that and not just WHAM BAM!!! Thank you mam! There is a time to lift, a time to hold and a time to just throw out away the talking and just go go go !!! Since lessons in kissing has already been covered *(o was that fun- thanks B-Suga)* then let me just continue on my previous comment *( do not if you are a kiddie or of the sensitive variety continue reading this as you had better stop reading mine as they are out there)*
    Now he *(The x of course)* introduced me to Shunga massage oils and boy was I happy to learn about those :)
    Nothing beats warm, sure fingers, brushing and caressing some exposed or unexposed n*** leaving you gasping and panting, whimpering until you can’t stand it where you just have to sit up and just straddling him/her for that matter and let his his o –h-h! hands knead and mold your breasts, impatiently sometimes patiently but not too hard :) and … Sweet Lucifer…Ok I am getting distracted now
    Back later

  51. nan on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 9:58 pm 

    Where was I, ok …Whilst he takes your ni*** into his mouth and suck and tug a lil *(boy I SAID A LIL)*
    I had some really ugly experience once with this guy I dated at Varsity, who tugged and boy!!! Did my babies hurt, then went from caramel to turning brown-pinkish *(xcuse mwa as I am color blind)* for 3 days nogal :) thought they would fall off, clothes chafed, so easy does it boys :) . Kissing and rocking against him *(I said against people- remember clothes are still on -ok )* and watching the heated anticipation *(not staring be2na as nothings can swich off a person quickly than a hard star)* e. Rock a lil faster but still subtly whilst you are running the TIP of your tongue slowly down his neck *(side as most guys are a lil sensitive here , the adam apple, below the ear and *ell you get the drift*) at this point something inside of you is either tightening or coiled deliciously…***
    At this point either he will ravish you or you gal you can hold him back and still have fun

    O and this is still foreplay neh :-)

    sorry I got carried away

  52. Lela on Wed, 17th Feb 2010 11:51 pm 

    Tjo! Lol@cngle. Just told brotha man abt ds n he said nikhuluma ngezinto ezibhadlileyo ke manje. Amadoda nge sex!

  53. fabulicious on Thu, 18th Feb 2010 12:01 am 

    @Nan u out of order!
    Tl tl tl, the virgin in me cnt take all these images!!
    Miss Admin wats ur email adress again?

  54. fabulicious on Thu, 18th Feb 2010 12:03 am 

    i absolutely love how the guys,usual suspects like bo Dladla r not comenting,as if they not readin. Nci nci nci men n their issues!

  55. Brown Shuga on Thu, 18th Feb 2010 12:38 am 

    Tjo Nan bathong! hehe

  56. Nonkawu on Thu, 18th Feb 2010 8:35 am 

    Hayi bo Fabu,i didnt write this.I wish i could take credit but i cant.

  57. mama ka Gundi on Thu, 18th Feb 2010 11:54 am 

    Umdavazo * uyathandwa* what are G balls bo??? Candy what what great read im luvin it ur so 2the point
    Such articles should be on bill boards 4all men wether b on every traffic sign one tip per sign maybe our black brothers can learn !!

  58. Dladla on Thu, 18th Feb 2010 12:10 pm 

    Nonkawu! Nonkawu maan! hehehe… I can’t believe you’re stepping on me like that. LOL’ I wasn’t gonna comment up until i saw my name, coming (excuse the pun) from your mouth/fingers.

    JC family bathi ndiyakufuna, now look who wants the other one? LOL’ wena kanjani.

    Anyway, I should make it known now, just to avoid confusion later; I have what you want Nonkawu. ‘Guys’ in Jozi tagged me so. LOL’

    hope you catch my not-so-fast-drift.

  59. Nonkawu on Thu, 18th Feb 2010 12:42 pm 

    Dladla, i knew it. Now i love u even more.

  60. Dladla on Thu, 18th Feb 2010 1:58 pm 

    Lol. I love you back!

  61. Lela on Thu, 18th Feb 2010 5:18 pm 

    Ehe nditshilo iyavela ngoku lento yenu,izoba ndim ke imatron of honour.*hopin il b married by then*

  62. Candy Ticklejugs on Thu, 18th Feb 2010 10:06 pm 

    Thanks for the great comments guys, tjo your comments just made me realise that I’m not the only freak in town…Lol

  63. Brown Shuga on Thu, 18th Feb 2010 10:22 pm 

    I thought Dladla meant he is gay nje Lela…

  64. Nonkawu on Fri, 19th Feb 2010 8:52 am 

    lol, BS umyeke uLela she is slow shame!!!!!!!!!!

  65. LeeM on Fri, 19th Feb 2010 4:24 pm 

    pila pila BS what happened to Just Scandalous?

  66. Authentic views on Fri, 19th Feb 2010 6:42 pm 

    May be boys need tips, but men have porn (not e-tv’s soft one) & karma when need to.

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