Tjo! Zuma Even Made Bossip!

February 2, 2010 by Brown Shuga

While CNN, BBC, Al Jazeera etc were writing about Obama, our State President was featured on US gossip blog, Bossip!! & they just had to use this picture! LOL

So, since SASCOC is telling us ukuthi discussing Zuma’s sex life is Un-African, (read HERE), what will they tell the likes of BOSSIP? It’s Un-African American??? Mncimm!

Anyway, don’t read those comments on THAT Bossip post, unless you wanna be exposed to ignorant Americans.

TJO!! Congrats on your Bossip feature Mr President, you are going (low) places!

The comments below cracked me
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THE LOOK ON HIS FACE IZ PRICELESS ..HE TELLING A STORY IN THAT AFRICAN DANCE ,..THAT DANCE HE DOING UP IN THA PIC IZ CALLED “I PUT MY FOOT IN THA PUZZY”!
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Hey Glok~~~ I guess he said im wearing these Jordans because im tired of chasing these women around on these rocks and dirt! These babies give me more running power!! You go dude!!

stix stonez on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 9:39 am

on the floor @dear mr prez I want my vote back and he looks like he is coming

iconic on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 9:41 am

LoL.the Americans said Zuma is Tiger’s godfather.Tjo. Those replies

sponono on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 9:59 am

BS I could’nt help it I read the yankees comments….well at least she got the props for ber natural beuty…and what I found funny is their comments on Zumas sports shoes, and guess what they DO have a point ..why engafakanga izimbadada like everyone else.the first time i saw that wedding photo those shoes looked out of place…JZ uthand’izinto

Nna ke Maditaba hle! on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 10:05 am

Zuma Zuma Zuma…i’m so tired of hearing about him and his village sized family!

pinana on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 10:06 am

LOL @ BS cropping out the Jordan sneakers on this blog…

GA on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 10:11 am

americans ignorance..But this comment is so raw i wonder why those who defend zuma dont see it as instantly as any same person should:

Shawn Jones
2/2/10, 10:42:am
Wait a minute. This cat has sex with a woman that he knows is infected with HIV! Then has a baby (his 20th) by another woman 3 months before getting married to his third wife. Can someone please tell me why these people feel that he is quailified to run their country. He can even run his own home and no self control. I hope they don’t turn that country into another Haiti with a bunch of dysfunctional corrupt leaders.

strolicious on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 10:24 am

sesizo fela izono zaMsholozi **OMG!!! burn the whole freaking country. they getting on my nerves. they’re all disgusting and just need to be wiped off anyway.”

Kem Moc on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 10:37 am

Americans & their love of sneakers *SMBH

pinana on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 10:38 am

LOL @ Prez doing the ‘ayoba’ thing on the blurb image of this blog on the homepage….

Kabelo on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 10:40 am

Eish lo baba uyasihlaza mara yazi!!!

Afro Samurai on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 10:47 am

What an ass.If the ANC or any of it’s minions make that “unAfrican” comment again,I swear…

Lu on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 10:53 am

Hayi Americans…nc nc nc
From Bossip:

Man, this dude is probably Gay. Zulu warriors were nothing but a bunch of homosexual predators. They make all these babies so the men can have more boy toys to play with.

sponono on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 10:58 am

pinana I also went up to check the sneakers….but BS had cropped them..LOL BS censoring JZ shoes…

Double Standards on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 11:02 am

@GA, I’m cringing at that response, honestly speaking is there a policy on Recalling Presidents, i want to check if this incident does not qualify as reason enough to remove Zuma, I’m really tired of his shenanigans now, our leaders are really failing us, nobody is coming out to say anything about this case because they all know it is a big blunder and too embarassing to talk about or defend. Where is Gwede, Blade, Phosa, hell where is the whole NEC.

i am an ANC supporter but right now i feel very let down by the leadership or lack thereof.

Dellesh on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 11:07 am

Lu..why did you have to copy and paste THAT coment, in fact it looks like it comes from you coz you just wanted us to read it..(i know you didnt write it,…but still..ou could have chosen something funny or constructive, than that)
(i’m zulu BTW)….

Die_Groot_Krokodil on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 11:10 am

can someone leave MY PRESIDENT alone …anyway who cares about what Americans think??? didn’t Bill Clonton cheat on thier head of state HILLARY CLINTON??? and did we make noise about that… so please can u leave uGedleyihlekisa alone asseblief tog!!!

Tshidilicious on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 11:12 am

“Baby daddy ” Zuma o retshegisa ka ma americanos! its not rite!

Tshidilicious on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 11:20 am

hau hau…….i just read a comment by Dineo on that Blog
my gosh…..!!!

Lu on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 11:25 am

Dellesh…sweety, there’s nothing funny or constructive abt this!
uZuma wenze amasimba and now these idiotic Americans are having a field day, writing a lot of ish!
(i’m also Zulu BTW)….

Naomi on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 11:38 am

Zuma o blind, ka mokgo a sakang ka teng, I’m not surprised o ntse a kgona ho etsa bana even at this age! LOL

iconic on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 12:13 pm

Ditaba tsa zuma di a lapisa man hai.

GA on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 12:18 pm

Sometimes EQ makes all the difference:
What on earth…does posting a negative cooment about your own country on an american GOSSIP website help one’s cause,whatever the cause is….this is regarding Dineo’s post on tht bossip website…
Annyway…

Dellesh on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 12:27 pm

tru GA

Busi on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 12:33 pm

*Vuleka mhlaba ndingene* loosely translated- open up ground so I may enter- krkrkrk….This is too embarassing!! I’m blushing from embarassment- I can only imagine how his family feels, his daughters!! Yu!uyabenza ubuthuvi – excuse my french!

GA on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 12:44 pm

@ Dellesh..it would make some kind of a diffrenet if she voiced her opinion mo just curious..lapha ekhaya and WE would give some progressive counsil…

Anyhow…eh…im bunking as usual..and am listening (coz the tv is behind me) to the 3 talk repeat.
Antie Noeleen is discussing sexual addiction etc.
What i find interesting is that its only white men that are talking about their struggles….??
Im certain this says a lot about black men,but whatever it is its NOT that they dont have the problem….

Nogs on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 12:53 pm

I am not looking up to damn Americans with their fake lifestyles…who are they to tell us about our president..if they were so cultured why they likes of Tiger woods and their former president uClinton…they should leave our President alone and concentrate on building rich culture for themselves..especially black Americans…they don’t know where they stand culturally…leave msholozi alone.

Bruised Ego on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 1:06 pm

LMAO @ “his friend’s daughter”

Kwakwakwakwa @pinana “Tjo.. on that pic he looks like he’s coming”……….i fully agree

Sncura on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 1:54 pm

Can this Lukhona guy keep his letter to himself, its such a bore that it has to be in my face everywhere i go/login. He must just get the address and send it straight to the President. Sekendikhinye mina manje.

xaluva on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 2:02 pm

Guys. I’m gona stage a coup to topple this ‘government’.
We’ve survived civil war before, we can do it again.
Who’s with me?

Sncura on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 2:08 pm

I must be the MOST ignorant South African i did not know Zuma has 19 kids, always thought he has 2..the public ones..

GA on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 2:13 pm

lol Sncura…only reason why his long letter on bossip did not depress me like Dineo’s post is that atleast it has got some sense..but then on Bossip what does it achieve???….if he posted on “worthy” news websites/blogs maybe…just maybe someone who knows someone who knows Zuma or someone closer will see it etc (wishfull thinking)

xaluva…mfe2..i like your posts i think all the time…but..uhm…vandaaga mfe2…a coup?…u know even if its just a joke,there is someone ko ancyl who reads JC articles..u never know where it might end…

Nogs on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 2:18 pm

Xaluva…leave us alone assemblief…you are sour because your favourite Thabo Mbeki didn’t go far with the ANC and doesn’t have that much of a good record… He was power hungry….I don’t miss him at all.

GA on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 2:27 pm

Nogs….please now…Mbeki didn’t go far with the ANC and doesn’t have that much of a good record???????…are you for real…ofcourse the man has his flaws but come on now…i guess u are one of those who believe all these negative publicity that JZ has been recieveing for years now is some kind of conspiracy againts him….well then atleast Mbeki wasnt susceptible to conspiracies,silly ones especially…gotta give him that!!!

Die_Groot_Krokodil on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 2:42 pm

Comrades mind how you speak about the elders YES i m fully Affiliated and active member of the ANCYL i dnt think u like it if i speak like that about your fathers..so please!!! and wena XALUVA u can go kill yourself if u like… there will never be a civil war in Mzansi…. and guys why do u let the Americans dictate you ability to think?? wake up comrades even their former president cheated why didn’t u make noise then??? and did america fall??? so what makes you think SA is going down..

Nogs on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 2:43 pm

@GA…I don’t think this is the right platform to discuss about Thabo Mbeki Zuma and ANC Politics…both have skeletons in the cardboard…unfortunately Zumas’s happens to be in the open. I was merely replying to Xaluva and don’t want to discuss Politics in this site please!!!!

Nogs on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 2:46 pm

You know what die groot krokodile…I will never ever be dictated by the west about whats right and wrong about African culture…to hell with them!!!

Sizo on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 2:52 pm

Tjo!! how abt that dude called “misunu yonyoko” in that american dude!!

Sizo on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 2:53 pm

Tjo!! how abt that dude called “misunu yonyoko” in that american blog!!

xaluva on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:01 pm

Ok guys, I was just kidding. It’s just that I’m extremely dissappointed with the recent developments.
I was really warming up to JZ n then this.
Its very hard being patriotic under such circumstances.
I feel that the hard work JZ’s predecessors put in, in putting SA on the world map,is being undone.

GA on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:03 pm

Actually Nogs wethu..neither do i..just got pinched a lil by what u said about Mbeki…
PS:..i miss him a lot…..Thibos that is…i get so excited when i see his very scarce appearances anywhere…

xaluva on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:10 pm

Eish GA, when I see him now.
My heart bleeds, its like he aged 10yrs from the tim he resigned.
He still had a great deal to offer. But now we have to make do with what we have.

Zube on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:14 pm

@ Nogs: is wat JZ done African? How can we respect sum1 who does not respect his family, his wives, his 19 children? He doesnt even have self respect. That guy is an embarrassment to his family and most importantly to our country. Can’t he act like a moral and responsible adult for 5 yearz, just 5 yearz? He is damn lucky he aint my father, i would hav whipped him a long time ago, he’s behaving like a teenage boy now. Nxa.

Die_Groot_Krokodil on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:21 pm

okay XALUVA and GA since u miss Mbeki so much can you please give the difference between when Mbeki was the President an now (beside Zuma’s PERSONAL LIFE/LOVE LIFE) we are taliking in terms of governance ans service delivery what is there to miss about Mbeki P.S GOVERNANCE & SERVICE DELIVERY ONLY???

GA on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:22 pm

hai xaluva, aged 10yrs?…okay i guess im usually too mesmerised by the intelligence (or is it artuculate-ness…im sure there is an appropriate word) that ooses in everything he says that i dont even see his face…*sad sigh*….

GA on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:28 pm

Die_Groot_Krokodilli hle….not today, im with Nogs on this one….okay i hear your question,but nna im highly medicated and its very easy to be sentimental today than objective today,so im gonna continue having a missing Mbeki moment just for a while..

@xaluva..i have this friend in the political circle who says he knows for a fact? that Mbeki is currently depressed and he spends most of his time at home drinking expensive wine and listening to classical music..lol..i can picture that,but i dont believe it, i dream of a super comeback for him,somewhere somehow..otherwise i think he is probably soaking himself in some serious literature,adding to his already packed vocab…

Nogs on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:29 pm

@Zube Zube….you are taling about Zuma’s family being embarrassed…did they talk publicly ukuthi they are embarrassed by Zuma’s actions nor behavior…don’t talk about something that you are not even sure of. You will never know what he discuss with his family…so lets just leave there please.

As far as I know two Adults cannot force each other to breed…it means the women also agreed to bear children with him..why is Zuma a sacrificial lamb here???

Most men have khwapenis out there…but unfortunately they are not in the public eye for scrutiny.At least he takes full responsibility for his children. Respect his Culture please!!!

Zimzo on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:31 pm

I’ve been meaning to make a comment since izolo, kodwa whenever
I want to start..I just go blank…Tata ndini undothusile!

Nogs on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:32 pm

@GA…its seems like both of us cannot practice what we preach..LOl LOL!!!

Nogs on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:35 pm

LOL At mbeki’s packed Vocab…mara bo GA!!!

happygolucky on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:36 pm

This is really nightmarish for his PR team, I remember the statement released by the presidency after it came out that he had another Ngema woman waiting to be Mrs Zuma. The presidency carefully crafted a statement setting the record straight, did they know about this issue then or not…or they were hoping and praying it doesn’t come out…

then what happens if Zuma dies, does the state support all the wives and educate all the kids? how will his pension be split..

Die_Groot_Krokodil on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:37 pm

Guys according Customary Marriages Act, if the first wife agrees, and if all these issues are discussed with her… Zuma can as many wives and Children as he want.. he can have 20 wives and 50 children there is nothing wrong with that!!!! I hope we let this matter go now!!!

GA on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:38 pm

lol Nogs…i blame it on the flu medication…but then again i think such medication side effects are only exagerations of underlying emotions/sentiments…lol
But above and beyond everything ist love love love and peace wethu..*two fingers up*

happygolucky on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:43 pm

hhayi nogs, i get worried when we defend amasimba no mchamo…this is wrong, we respect our president but he has let us down, even if ordinary citizens do have omakhwapheni it still doesn’t make it right. why condone nonsense..

Die_Groot_Krokodil on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:45 pm

happygolucky if Zuma dies infact not only Zuma, but all Democratically elected President(Mandela/Mbeki/Zuma) will recieve a lifetime grant to support their immediate family and will always be protected as VIP’s for the rest of their lives, thats the benefits of occupying the highest office in the land

Nogs on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:47 pm

Happygolucky….I will end up contradicting myself here…but I hate hypoctrites!!!!

GA on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 3:49 pm

lol..ke mopedi guys, and i must say i love reading comments written in zulu (or is it xhoza?…) even though i have to read 2 times to ge it…happygolucky!!!!!

Nogs on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 4:02 pm

@ GA…same here…I love Xhosa as my second language…its a beautiful language and you will never know when one is serious or not!!!

iconic on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 4:03 pm

@ GA.its good to know gore ga senna mopedi ke le one mo JC.

happygolucky on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 4:04 pm

Krokodil thankx for the info…

happygolucky on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 4:07 pm

hah hah GA as for not knowing if it’s Zulu or Xhosa!!! I am learning a lot of Sotho or Pedi or Tswana here too…I also can’t diferentiate!!

GA on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 4:10 pm

@iconic ga se wena o nnosi ngwanesho..le rena re swanetse re fele re lahlela sepedi on the comments re gakantshe le go ruta batho ga nnyane..:-)

@Nogs..beautiful;l indeed…and the part about not knowing when one is serious or not..so true..but reading JC and tvsa comments a lot,im starting to understand, i even find myslef dropping a in a bit of zulu/xhosa here and there…lol..proudly south african!!!

Nogs on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 4:23 pm

@GA…I wish to drop a private message for you…but i don’t know how!!!

xaluva on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 4:23 pm

Lol@the classical music and wine. I can picture him aswel…
I think a great come-back is looming.
That man inspires me…his vocab is jus too vast.
I must say I miss his speaches. Most of the time I’d download the transcripts, cos he’s lose me.lol.

GA on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 4:28 pm

@Nogs…itubear@yahoo.com…

GA on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 4:34 pm

eish xaluva mfe2…lol..its nice to know im not the only one. And im sure we do agree that vocab/intelligence/articulateness does not make his entire CHARACTER..im sure there is several things to pick at as there is in u and me and Tom…

jelly on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 6:30 pm

ja neh comment reserved

Nthatisi on Wed, 3rd Feb 2010 11:42 pm

Tjo the comments made by the American’s hurt:( Especially masebafaka nathi ne world cup in the comments

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