What Uyanda Says About Gert
February 8, 2010 by Brown Shuga
Honestly, this is one of those dramas I ain’t got time for. Mainly because I lose respect for people who run to the media instead of sorting out their own battles quietly and with their dignity intact. But I know some of you guys are interested in knowing what’s going on so if you don’t follow @UyandaM on Twitter, this is what she had to say about the “Gert is selling his Diamond Face Couture shares to Khanyi” drama.

Gert Johan Coetzee & Uyanda Mbuli in happier times.
err… these are tweets so we read from bottom to the top, okay? Okay, here we go…





Quote Of The Day:
pinana on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 2:02 am
#sigh#
hayi kabi on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 7:19 am
Tjo.. I can’t believe that she can’t spell ‘noise’…hayi ngeke
mathata on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 7:38 am
ai!i love Uyanda But i dont like ppl who use other ppl ,meaning…. to be honest! what Uyanda did was short cuts.
you dont do ppl like that,she must do yes SiR to Gert.
pinana on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 8:19 am
LOL @ “noice”
Lahvee on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 8:31 am
Ai yai yaaai *shm*
Curious Indeed on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 8:53 am
Uyanda darling it’s NOISE NOISE NOISE…
All i’ve got to say is that the DESIGNS are what made DFC somewhat a success so since Gert has left what will happen? I wonder…. I just think she won’t do as well or she’ll go get someone else to exploit or should i say empower as she puts it.
**DOUBLE SIGH**
Kiki on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 9:34 am
lol
Mika Stefano on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 10:03 am
…lol…
I have been banned, so I cant Follow Uyanda, nor DFC. (Not that I really want to…
…lol…
Why is Gert making a lot of noice on blogs…?
She tried to make it sound all legal, as if a lawyer typed it up… And it was tweeted hours before the Sunday papers come out…
Eish… This MILF amazes me…
Nna ke Maditaba hle! on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 10:16 am
Gosh Uyanda,i mean really…does your microsoft program not have a ’spell check’ function,nxa????Gert is a talented and gifted designer,Uyanda is still in nursery school compared to Gert….Next please!!!!
mathata on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 10:57 am
uyanda= http://www.scammer.com
she must cut d air with d knife who does that?maybe shis related to Mogabe.
khafo on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 12:06 pm
u guys are making NOICE *i like it*
sponono on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 12:47 pm
ROTLOL @ Mika Stefanos MILF ..i dont even want to expand on this..LOL
I’m sure Uyanda will read this…Girl this twitter charade is CHILDISH and doesnt fall under the list of “how to win friends and influence people..guide for black female entrepreneurs”…LOL
syamthandaskota on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 12:58 pm
ha* guys y’all rude whats wrong with “noice”??LOL she was probably tweeting and driving.LMAO @the comments about “noice”
Ntonto on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 1:51 pm
iyhuuuu anithandi ukukorekisha!!
Tshidilicious on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 2:09 pm
Okay.
Tshidilicious on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 2:12 pm
eish ,honestly speaking, there’s sumthang unnatural about Uyanda…(beside the nose)
that my spirit does’nt like…so anything that has to do with her bores me.
Vusi on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 2:21 pm
Lets make some Noice!!!!
Gert was DFC, Uyanda only used him to get famous!
i would also walk away if i was him!
shame, he never got credit for anything, she took everything.
San on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 2:42 pm
O please, we can all see uyanda used dfc only to get in magazines and she stringed gert along, made use of a great artist’s talants, it should be a crime
San on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 2:44 pm
brown suga, you and mika have something to chat about.
being sued by that woman. not that anything eva came from it.
Lela on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 2:45 pm
I’m with u there Tsidilicious 100%, losisi nc nc nc is all I can say relating to her.
Lela on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 2:48 pm
DFC gave her the media spotlite she always dremed of,ngenene ngenene what does she do for a living cz nam I’m tired of lying to people and always saying “she does so many things and sits on many boards.”
San on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 3:17 pm
if she is working for the goverment, legaly she is can’t have another job. and steping all over someone just to keep her head in the media, her stepping stone is gone now.
babalwa on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 3:21 pm
who’s dress got best dressed at the met? gert’s not uyanda’s
thembi seete looked better then ever, and yandalicious yanda looked like a pale mouse, go gert – never stop we are behind you/
Pro Mac on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 3:32 pm
Y’all are bitter tu, the poor women did nothing wrong hle
MaGeza-1 on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 3:45 pm
Noiiiiice noice from da “dragon”…Doomed Face Cotton Threads…PTY your time LTD.
ThaGr8 on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 4:23 pm
so 50% of dfc is worth nothing, girl, i thought you have a degree in business. where do ya get this info? you don’t make sense.
Nthoentle on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 4:33 pm
Kwa kwa kwa @Mageza-1! Hai Uyanda oya bora qha!
Lue on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 8:25 pm
guys it was a spelling mistake….hawu! kanti why are you making a big deal out of nothing?…. #UYANDA
Thandeka on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 9:34 pm
Now this is ONE woman I don’t feel. I think she’s FAKE TO THE CORE.
Mntungwa on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 9:47 pm
LOL!LOL!! Okay eish, this is just really depressing, can people just grow up .
Bee on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 10:49 pm
Oh pliz guys i mean we know that Uyanda knows how to spell NOISE every1 have their own way of writtin. I guess u gonna say i also can’t spell PLEASE, EVERYONE and YOU.
hayi kabi on Mon, 8th Feb 2010 11:21 pm
Awukahle Bee..there’s a difference between writing in short-hand and spelling a word wrong. If ’s’ & ‘c’ were ‘next door’ to each other on the keyboard I’d understand kodwa loSisi yena deliberately typed Noice..we were just helping out. Just like we’ll tell her futhi if she says ‘toice’ instead of toys
Vicky on Tue, 9th Feb 2010 11:16 am
The Yanda wears prada
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So what is Uyanda really saying? If i have 50% of a company, i invest a couple of 100 G’s in the company – then i want to sell it, but it’s worth nothing? She has equal shares, which must also be worth nothing. So in actual fact, the whole company is worth 0? Is this what she is trying to tell us?
Looks like Uyanda can change the law then?
(And apparently the dictionary as well)
She does not know what “noise” is! If you don’t like Celeb ville, move out!
Some advice to people out there:
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Nothing is as it seems, people come across your path which you look up to, then they turn out to be wolf in sheep’s clothing, some people are out there just to use you, and after they got from you what the needed, they will just leave you without a blink.
Pro Mac on Tue, 9th Feb 2010 12:06 pm
*YAWN*
Pro Mac on Tue, 9th Feb 2010 12:07 pm
Lmao @ (And apparently the dictionary as well)
Vicky on Tue, 9th Feb 2010 12:42 pm
Yip! Double YAWN from my side!
fabulicious on Tue, 9th Feb 2010 4:52 pm
Luyanda wabantu bathong! How old is she kanene?
Nogs on Tue, 9th Feb 2010 6:49 pm
Guys we all make spelling mistakes…more especially if you are into sms language…haai leave Uyanda alone!!!
skuman on Tue, 9th Feb 2010 7:40 pm
Haai maAfrica, was this about C in noice or what uyanda did 2 Gert n his talent? Le phela bophelo bo makatsang
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