Candy’s S*x Tips 4 Boys: Part 4

People who know me will tell you I’m a lover of good things, good food, good life, good company, good threads and leather but one thing I’m not a lover of good men, it’s as if I was bewitched I last 2 or 3 dates with them kiss them if they lucky enough and then I spit them out like gum that’s become hard and white because they bore me and are not challenging enough! I like bad boys the type that make tell you they coming and then cancel while you waiting, has slight control over your comings and goings and the one that gives you an eye and already you know exactly what he means!

I grew up in the dusty streets of Soweto *had to say that I think it makes people feel more important* at my grandmother’s house where in the evening I’d peek out the window to see ous Minky from next door leaning against our wall being dry humped by her man or sneaking outside with my cousin to listen to the sounds they made while doing their thing but the one day I still remember clearly is when she was complaining to him about how he’d promised to take her to Kine Centre (yes that movie house at Carlton Centre where most girls lost their virginity) which was HOT then and he didn’t pitch. She was angry, told him how she’d woken up early to finish her chores and get ready for him but the guy wouldn’t hear it instead he kept shouting at her telling her that his dad had asked him to do the garden and that’s why he was unable to come. Soppy story if you ask me but I think at that time it was a great excuse, the girl then changed her voice to that irritating voice girls force out when trying to be all lovie dovie and forgave him. Needless to say they’re still together and are in fact married, have 3 kids and still live next door to my gran…one of the reasons I love Ghetto love “sofa silahlane” but that experience is what got me to love “make up sex” and bad boys so much!!!

Okay I’m gonna tell you about another one of my boyfriends but don’t get me wrong it doesn’t mean they different peeps, it could just be the same one that did a lot of stuff anyway Lol because I know ya’ll don’t believe me, this is the one guy I always make reference to when I talk about being hurt and only because I was young and naïve and he took advantage of me but then again I thank him because after him I became a tough cookie and still am till today!!  This guy was the definition of a bad boy, he was a musician, HOT, had money and made girls go crazy, was a charmer and don’t even get me started on the sex… yoh it was AMAZING however we broke up and made up a lot. I think I enjoyed the making up more because this brings me to our topic today “make up sex”.

My definition of “make up sex” is  that gratifying and very rough sex that people have after an argument, and I love it because it was my first opinion of how a relationship should be. So guys I suggest you deliberately forget to pick up your girl or ignore her calls so you can get her angry and be able to use the following tips, because after a fight we become so vulnerable. The makeup sex is amazing that’s when you’re able to cuddle each other and be open and honestly I’d fight with my man everyday just to have “make up sex” because that’s where the best action comes, and I can become a bully! Let the girl take charge gents!

Make Up Sex Tips:

• Tease her then act like you really don’t want to do it. Like she means more to you than just sex, this makes her want to give it up because you make her feel special and special makes girls want to get intimate. My boyfriend did that to me this Sunday and needless to say I begged, even practiced some Brooke Logan moves and finally he gave in. Well I knew very well what he was trying  do so I played along to his game, never mind the fact that I was h*rny too (hee hee).
• Because you’re kind of apologizing you can afford to steal some ideas from ETV soft porn movies. Get her on a chair, go down on your knees and start kissing her from the toes up. Trust me by the time you get to her thighs she’ll already be weak and all yours.
• When you’re done, practice “eating out” this will give you brownie points
• Let her be rough on you, that is spank, push and shove you all she likes. This makes me or women rather, feel like Sheera (remember her the female version of Zorro) because I get to ride you like “pocket Power” at the Durban July and trust me that’s one horse I think is on steroids.
• When she’s done and tired, it’s now your turn to show her who is  boss and practice those moves you and your boys always brag to each other about even though the only time you’ve ever seen it is on your collection of Ghetto Booty. Like making us touch the ceiling, make us lean against the wall with our feet wrapped around your figure, the helicopter move and even that doggy style I so hate…the girl will act like she hated it or act tired but trust me she’ll b on the phone telling her friends what a beast you are the minute she wakes up, I know I do!
• Another one Girls love is this following move or should I say that my friends  and I love: because she’ll be tired from being Sheera, flying and bending over so lay her flat on the bed, bum up (upside down missionary) and penetrate while she’s in that position nothing is more gratifying than clutching on to the pillows and feeling my mans weight on my back, this position is better than normal grilled chicken missionary on any day and in fact if there’s still a girl out there that likes lying on a bed looking like a Full chicken from Nandos, please dump her she’s clearly lazy and will bore when you finally do decide to marry her.

When ya’ll are done with all that action, turn her around, bring her a warm wet towel wipe all those juices around her pubes, cuddle, whisper sweet nothings to her and the rest my boy will be history unless you have a girl like me who’ll bring it up just so we can have another session like that again.

Happy bonking ya’ll and hope my cause a fight idea doesn’t get you dumped instead…!

By Candy TickleJugs ©