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S*X Tips 4 Boys: Down South (18SL)

March 3, 2010 by Candy Ticklejugs  

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The other day I had a good laugh after I received a call from a guy I’d once almost had a one nightstand with until I realized that he was about to penetrate with no condom…Eish that was a  bummer and  needless to say I got dressed, walked out on him and and stepped to my hotel room which was also on the same floor(blame it on work travel), the reason I was thinking about him was because this guy had called me saying he couldn’t get over that thing I did on him “down there” and wanted to find out if I could do it again because no other woman had done that to him and he just wanted me to finish what I started…I laughed it off, told him to go take a cold shower and take his wife to sex classes.

U probably wondering what exactly I did to that poor little rich soul and today I’m gonna let you in a  little secret that guarantees that priceless moan from your man, it’s what I call the NUMBER8 and the IRONING BOARD. Number 8 is licking and sucking around his “tasty-curls” whilst making an 8 movement with your tongue, and the ironing board was something my late cousin shared with me and this is done by licking that (don’t know what to call it) but that line that starts near the buttocks and separates the “balls” with a not so wet tongue in up down movements like you ironing. And like most stuff she taught me, it works like a charm *Bless Her Soul*

Anyway ladies this isn’t about you just thought I’d share since I know ya’ll read anyway…I can’t help but think of Mary J Bliges “I’m Going Down” song right now and that’s because that’s exactly what we are about to dicuss.

The guy I lost my virginity to was an ass because there was nothing special about my 1st time but the guy after him *starts praying for a 1 night return* was king! He made it all special and this was by going down on me, what we call “muffing” he stuck his tongue in and out and sucked like it was he was taking his last breathe…oh Thiza wam (as the Xhosas put it) was devine!

After that experience a I started wanting every guy to do that to me and I started using that as a sign of whether he’s into me or not. I hated guys who wouldn’t go down and It was always my black brothers who refused and I still can’t understand why because they are the first people to take your head and shove down to the sticks! Nxa anyway lets hope you guys reading this will be the difference.

The euphemism for muffing is “eating out” and  I think that will be my IT word for now.

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There is no right or wrong way to “eating out” but just in case you’re wondering what women want, here are a few tips:

  • Start by sucking her nipples and then move along down to her belly still sucking gently and while doing that slide a finger or two in that “eating area” just to make sure it’s moist and ready for you then start kissing her on her inner thighs and then gently suck on the vi jay jay lips, its makes me weak at the knees.
  • Move your tongue in circle like movements inside the “eating area” and then start licking as though you are  trying to get something out of her vi jay jay. This experience is so good I swear I’d pay anyone who would be able to satify me thoroughly while doing that.
  • Remember guys, the same way you hate women who bite while giving you a blow job is the same way women hate being bitten while you’re “eating out”
  • Avoid putting yourself in a situation like I did once, of going down on a person and getting pubic hair stuck in your teeth or mouth by encouraging your partner to mow the lawn…trust me you feel much fresher unless ofcourse it’s the 1st time you guys are doing the deed!
  • Always try and take a shower or bath together before doing this as both of you will be comfortable knowing that you’re “eating out” on a clean area.
  • And last but most definitely not the least, try using those foods we spoke about in the last article; let your girl watch you spread chocolate body paint or whipped cream around her “eating area” it”s always wonderful seeing a guy treat your body like a canvas and also it will make you licking It off a wonderful experience.

I know that this is not something a lot of people like doing but instead of wanting your girl to “singing on your mic” as my coloured friends put  it, surprise your girl by “eating out” it could just do wonders for your relationship! Just make sure you have no cuts around your mouth though. Safety First!!

By Candy TickleJugs ©

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161 Comments on "S*X Tips 4 Boys: Down South (18SL)"

  1. soul sista on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 12:36 am 

    Like always, I hope all the brothers out there have heard you Candy…

    Let me go find myself a man…but ohh lawd please let him not be the cheese curl/grain of rice holder.

    Thanx again Candy! ;-)

  2. Lela on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 1:23 am 

    Hay guys this thing makes me uncomfortable shem,i used 2 make up excuses 2 avoid it bt afta 3yrs of bein 2getha dz no avoidin it. But i must say whn i eventually let my hair down imnandinto bt eish i stl need 2 get used 2 getn ova d akwardness of it. Phofu nje 4 mna most things abt sex r akward nje inoba yilento ndiyazba ndiyebisa.

  3. Lela on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 1:25 am 

    By d way thanx 4d d 8 n ironing board tip,i hope il hv courage 2 try it xa nditshatile.

  4. lwandie on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 1:57 am 

    nice one T.J …lol uphi uGa hope she doesn’t need a paramedic after this……on the safety bit may I juss add that guys please sing or eat out with your long term partner whose status ure very clear of because one can still catch all the nasties with oral, including H.I.V…that sexy stranger in the elavator can be for other things hashi noku.

  5. LEBERA on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:41 am 

    Nice on Cande

    i do agree with 100% my boyfriend do all the things u mention above 2 /3 times a week it depand if we are not tired it go for week

    we mornal take a shower just before we go to bed so we are both clean i can suck his thing he suck my thing without worry

  6. Brown Shuga on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:00 am 

    Hahahahahahahaahhaahahahaahahahahahah huwie! Thank goodness u wrote this, I wudnt have had the courage. Tjo! Candy u know ur stuff neh? Ironing board? 8 what? Wow!

    I agree with u on the “pushing my head down’ bit! Lol that’s such a turn off! Especially when its done by someone who doesn’t eat out. Some boys are just too selfish, they want u singing on their microphone but they won’t eat out, SMH! From now onwards instead of asking a guy “So what do u do 4 a living?”, I’m gonna ask “Do u eat out?’ Just so there’s no confusion later. (LOL)..

    Anyway, this is all based on hearsay, and what I’ve picked up from talking to people neh?

    @Lwandie: I think GA is in hospital as we speak! Lol!

    LOL @ Lela and ‘xa utshatile”

  7. Brown Shuga on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:03 am 

    Lebera, 2-3 times a week??? Tjo! O lehlohonolo hara basadi! Some gals are lucky if its 3 times a year/lifetime!

  8. GA on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:20 am 

    you guys…..im just sad now.
    I showed Mr GA the Hilarry Duff article on sarterday and he said “what a lucky guy”….kan julle dit glo?…*shaking my head sad*…ive been scared since then.

    And lol..as i read this article i was looking arround and hoping there is no candid camera in the room that will report me to my mom coz i feel bad that im even reading…I dont even want to mention the dropped jaw.

    Just Curious ruri ruri e nthuta mehlolo…still got love though…and coz im niskierig lenna i’ll read from my little corner and be “informed” *cough cough*…..oh my gaaad! i need an intervention!…a confession booth! or something…

  9. ugogal on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 5:27 am 

    Huuu I just lurve this, thanks Candy. Tip ya ironing board – I’m def gon use it b4 weekend.
    Shuuu… Almost ‘came’ when reading about eating out!

  10. Nonkawu on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 7:03 am 

    Wow,nice 1 Candy. I enjoy givin a guy a blow job to a guy but the day he cums inside my mouth will be the last tyme he will ever get it frm me,i cant stand the smell of sperm.If i want inkomazi in my mouth i knw where to get it. Some guys are too weak maam,the minute u put it in your mouth yena sekafuna ukuchama b4 the action,ayikho leyo Mr tv presenter drink imbiza or something ukuthi ulaste a bit nyana. Guys,just so u knw i ONLY do light skinned man,coz i believe i can see everythin frm dirt to the boils he has had before no scar is hidden,i even hold and check on the totolozi,under the balls as well, if i am uncomfortable with any humps i meet there then i bounce.Dark skin doesnt do it for me coz it can hide a lot.

  11. mathata on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 7:31 am 

    ish sex neh fabulous thing on the planet,izolo i was talking to my nyatsi asking him if he can f** me 3times a mns n get me 15 airtime,ill be a cheeziest bitch………tjo motho(shouting like nigerian pimp) blah .. blah is too much 4 me.

    are you kidding me????

    To be honest men dont f** like before ,or is my age ??

    Does anyone ever F** by Northern ppl,i mean bo kudukudu,aboshene,bomakhazi,those guys are fabulous,you cant go wrong.

    once a guy say dumelang,botjena,gunjane,seyatheta,bo ipondo ha i tjentjwe…….haaa is just a turn off for me.

    guys i lost so much weight,from that time,i want it more….more.

    huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu sex is fabulous,you feel young after,n i ask to be spanked to death!

  12. mathata on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 7:42 am 

    Did anyone ever met a guy look fabulous in underwear….(i mean you see food there)imagination that means big totolozi,gante is just buntch of testicles??

    n totolozi is like victoria”s secret LIPgloss????is GOD kidding ?????

  13. Double Standards on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 8:18 am 

    tjo, guys, I find it difficult to ‘eat out’ with any man, i just can’t bring myself to doing it, i always think about the pre-cum sperm and it puts me off, my boyfriend does not even ask anymore, he just ‘eats out’ with me and we get down to business, I know its selfish but I dunno how to get over it, also I hate the fact that men feel entitled to ‘eating out’ from women, why is that?

  14. mathata on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 8:28 am 

    just play your part safe,dont worry yourself with entitlement,is just a bedroom game .

  15. hornyAngel on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 8:38 am 

    sum bradas thy r selfish ,thy always wnt u to go down on thm bt thy neva eat out.

    Did anyone ever met a guy look fabulous in underwear….(i mean you see food there)imagination that means big totolozi,gante is just buntch of testicles??

    n totolozi is like victoria”s secret LIPgloss????is GOD kidding …lol @ Mathata

  16. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 8:39 am 

    BS…LOL @ your hearsay stories…ha ha ha yeah rite….

    BTW girls also do the softly push my head down there away from the stomach to be eaten out…hi hi hi…I think the reason why some guys dont do it, is the thought that punani has a number of “liquids issues”…lol…but after a couple of years dating there should be trust and familiarity with each other and hygiene is teh number one dertemnant…

    Nonkawu the dark skin story is not necessarily true..sometimes some of us dark skinned brothers are not only the most hygienic, but down there it aint as dark as our complexion…donno why and if you say you scrutinize the way you do..you def wont miss somethin shady even if the totoloz is dark coz wena it sounds like you toss it and turn in and potoza it like you preparing dough..LOL

  17. beyonce on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 9:21 am 

    Yhoo BS I think nam the question of eating out is the future along with do you knw your status…………Haalala

  18. beyonce on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 9:29 am 

    Double Standards u must know if u not givin it to ur man some one else is

  19. Vesa on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 9:32 am 

    kwa kwa kwa kwa at sponono’s comments and BS’s hearsay stories!!!!

  20. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 9:49 am 

    I agree with Beyonce, Double Standards if u are not singing to the mic then someone else is doing it to ur man. When I was the other woman (before I became istaight….LOL) neway my point is, my married boo said one of the reasons he cheated was coz the wife wouldn’t do certian things like giving him head. Men are not all the same, but just be careful!!!!!

  21. ntshepeng on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 9:55 am 

    eish mathata! kwa kwa kwa! that R15 airtime story flew over my head though.

    Candy, please write about spanking! Like mathata, it’s a great turn on for me!

  22. Vesa on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:00 am 

    @ntshepeng….I also had to read it a few times, before I got it.

  23. Iyoo! on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:13 am 

    Nonkawu who is Mr TV presenter,tell us,s’funkwazi Iyoo!

  24. KK on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:23 am 

    I used to love giving ladies “eating out” until I went down on a gal who thought she was done with her periods(Think you know how disgusting that is).From that day on,I decided to never go down on a gal.I got a soar throat for almost the whole week.As much as I like being given a BJ,I would settle for not getting any for obvious reasons.

    Those who are scared of pre-come,get over yourselves,we also suck your juices when we doing it,its no different. I have just never met a gal who swallows,can somebody tell me how do they taste like??

  25. Philzah on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:27 am 

    Who is this beyonce manje SMH LoL LoL LoL

    Thank you cande, you know your stuff nneh, you must teach me a few tricks eva

  26. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:27 am 

    I have just never met a gal who swallows,can somebody tell me how do they taste like??>>>>> KK it tastes salty like overcooked strained rice.

  27. Double Standards on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:31 am 

    Hayi guys, I need counselling first, I can’t do it, and its not because i don’t want to, I just gag( that feeling of wanting to puke), he has accepted it, and if someone is giving him head, thats fine by me, he is not complaining anymore and he is still around

  28. Double Standards on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:35 am 

    Aowa KK, i disagree, if u suck my juices out of ur own accord its fine, but if u don’t want to its still ok, u don’t have to do anything that u r uncomfortable with,

    Ntshepeng, now that is my biggest turn-on, and my man likes it too

  29. OnDaSpot on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:38 am 

    Shame Brown Shuga!!!! The desert need watering soon…..lol!

  30. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:42 am 

    EEWW @ KK ..and the period liquids …damn I’d be put off too..yerrrr couldnt she tell that something is still coming and what about you coz menstrual blood has a certain unique smell…or you were at the stage where your nostrils dont work..only your what what is thinking…lol…(its even off putting when you having sex a nd she has her period rite there ..and you look down its all tomato sos…phew)

  31. beyonce on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:46 am 

    Lovin this tpic u guys r hilarious

  32. beyonce on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:53 am 

    I lov givin my mam ibj, hr loves it in the morning. I will giv the Numba 8 & Ironing Board too, cant wait for this sat …..;)

  33. mathata on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:53 am 

    swallow what???m mm m,i likeit but to swallow or even some s* on my mouth no no.

    I do BJ but im doing some touch -up,like taking di gwamapo so,but swallow somebody s** aaa,if it was money yes i will swallow ,sperms??????NO hao tsebe o beilwe ke mang phuana or sebongo sakhe.

    swallow aowa,we are not doing porn movie,we are F**,yes i can BJ wile still dry .

    worse part you dont know how many calories you consume(sperms)

    we can F** each other But to swallow each other s** NO

  34. Nonkawu on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:54 am 

    Sponono,to me size might not matter but colour is EVERYTHING…lol

    @ Iyoo,my lips are zipped.

  35. soul sista on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 11:06 am 

    Nonkawu they shouldnt get you into any trouble, no names please…LOL

    I’m 101% with u mathata, I can do all but not swallow, let alone let s**m touch my face….

    I used to BJ 1 guy who was from the rural of them rural areas, the poor thing always cried with 1 eye even though the size was just a grain of rice I had a belief that when i BJ’ed him it got bigger…tjo! things we do for love!!!

  36. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 11:14 am 

    I hate swallowing as well, but one day I was curious so I tastes a little and GUYS I WILL NEVERRRRRRRRRRR!!!

    Giving my man a BJ is something I have grown to enjoy coz of the way in which he enjoys “eating out”. It’s that feeling of wow, I can ask him to go to Joburg from Durban by foot and he would do it. Eish imnandi………..

  37. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 11:16 am 

    Sponono,to me size might not matter but colour is EVERYTHING…lol>>>> kwa kwa kwa when u say size doesn’t matter u have spoken like a true-light-skinned fan…..LOL Size matters FULL STOP!!!!

  38. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 11:17 am 

    ladies did y’all know that there are face creams made from sperm…so its actually healthier than scrambled eggs…and if you swallow your man mite even buy you that real Loui Vitton or give you his pin code , just try it after having couple of drinks at least you’ll be out of your sober senses, and maybe you’ll like it..

  39. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 11:21 am 

    Nonny…LOL @ the true light-skinned fan…yeah abo dark Shaka Zulu have a big ego its too wide, too big, too much too tough, and they can back it up…lol….(btw Nonny I’m neitha shaka zulu nor mfan’bomvu…lol…soewhere between)

  40. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 11:30 am 

    lol Sponono, I hate abo Shaka Zulu, ngithanda nina abo Mr in-between…….(pun intended)

  41. ntshepeng on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 11:47 am 

    @Vesa mathata areng ka R15? still don’t get it

  42. Cinnabon on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 11:52 am 

    For those who are put off by the smell and/or taste of pre-cum and cum…feed your man lots of sweet fruit; yoghurt; ice-cream; custard etc. bcoz it has an effect on how he smells and tastes…those who want to try swallowing…Girl drink plenty of Bubbly b4…Enjoy that Protein Shake!!!

    P.S there is more goodness in the Protein Shake than there are calories!!!

  43. Miss H on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 11:54 am 

    What pleasure do guys get from swallowing? I mean u have already cum.

  44. Double Standards on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 12:00 pm 

    LOL @ Miss H, good question!!!

  45. Vesa on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 12:01 pm 

    @sponono…..are you implying that light skinned guys aren’t well endowed? I’ve always been a lightskinned fan….but now I’m rolling with a mnyamani! Tjo…and Nonkawu had to come and plant seeds in my mind….

  46. Miss H on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 12:05 pm 

    I was also told that u should suck an ice cube, before giving a guy head they really enjoy that cold tingling sensation. Please can someone enlighten me, before I freeze a poor guys totolozi off!

  47. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 12:26 pm 

    Miss H…the idea of you swallowing is that it should happen WHILe I’m COMING as if I’m inside the nunu’s THAT is the trick…its not like I come while your mouth is wide open like in blumovies noooo it shud be like you are muncing i-stick-swidi and the feezy juice comes and you continue muncing…LOL

    Vesa I’m not sure (cant check…lol)just that in my twisted mind I assume most of abo’mfan’ubomvu have that non-black gene (somewhere in their gene pool banobulungu/ ubukhaladi-which means chances are they are less gifted in that stick dept, but they were gifted in looks…just an assumption(from childhood)…wheras inkunz’emnyama is another species…LOL, but as Nonny said she likes in-betweeners…so if your mnyamana does it for you that explains it.

  48. Iyoo! on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 12:29 pm 

    @Nonkawu is Mr Tv Presenter light skinnd?
    Just wanna recommend something for him

  49. Nonkawu on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 12:33 pm 

    Nonny ,whats the point of having an AK47 emnyama,embi,dirty and cant even land at the right place or the right way…A man has to make me reach that orgasm over n over again not hurt me and my womb or kidneys….sorry!!!

  50. Lindakie on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 12:34 pm 

    You guys r kilin me. I even misd my klas jst reading ths nxa topic. Thnx guys i learned a lot

  51. Nonkawu on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 12:35 pm 

    Iyoo,i ONLY do light skinned my friend….thats non negotiable.

  52. Miss H on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 12:37 pm 

    No I am sorry Sponon, I will pass. Now I must munca while he is coming? Hhayi NO!

  53. Vesa on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 12:38 pm 

    @ sponono…..your comments are always the highlight for me!!kwa kwa kwa kwa
    Well inkunz’emnyama is new territory, and I’m yet to discover how true your theory is

  54. Jay Q on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 12:39 pm 

    sjoh women!!@Sponono i thnk u got sum valid points as 4 me if a gal has those untrimmed bushes,no future wif me ts a turn off those thorns myt even tear d plastic..lol!as for me my fingers do d talking @ least i kiss her afta she gvs me bj dats gud enaf..lmsao!how many guys do dat?

  55. Chuchu on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 12:49 pm 

    Eish, ow can i eat out when its all smelly down der. Most of u girls even have discharg dat u feel its normal n stl want a poor guy 2 suck n all dat. U must b kiddin. Hygiene is no 1, nt just at d time of sex.

  56. Nonkawu on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 12:58 pm 

    Chuchu,u surely have been doing the wrong women??? Sisono ngawe shame,u poor thing. Where do u meet them,espotini??

  57. Miss H on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 12:59 pm 

    Well Chuchu that is why you wont “eat out” with just randoms. And maybe do it just after u both have washed!

  58. Nna on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 1:01 pm 

    LOL Miss H. I think that the sperm, when it comes out, is like a bullet out of a gun….its shot out of the dick so it’ll go straight to the back of your throat and all you do is swallow.

    that muncing business is too ‘porno’ for me. once he cums, i stop sucking and just use my lips for suction.

  59. ntshepeng on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 1:03 pm 

    Am i the only one that doesn’t understand what ‘tasty-curls’ are?

    Number 8 is licking and sucking around his “tasty-curls” whilst making an 8 movement with your tongue…>>

  60. Miss H on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 1:05 pm 

    And what are “tasty curls?”

  61. Brown Shuga on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 1:20 pm 

    Testicles = tastycurls eish, didn’t wanna write it the old way.

    Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa @ the comments! Its NOT fair that u all know me, now I can’t comment freely :-(

  62. Funky K aka FK on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 1:30 pm 

    ******Testicles = tastycurls eish, didn’t wanna write it the old way******
    So BS you wrote this under the disguise of CT???

  63. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 1:32 pm 

    BS…we’ll pretend as if we dont kow you..Brown Suga who!!

    now tell us have you ever swallowed…YES?? good girl…lol

    Jay Q..kissing her after she done it is a sign of intimacy and it makes her feel like you appreciate..but then you shud return the favour after she’s trimmed the bush a bit..

    Chuchu in case of those discharges that are normal, they wont come out during sexual stimulation infact tehy are equivalent to you dick cheese which is secreted during the day adn you wsh it off…(am i rite girsls..lol) and I dont think you need to “suck” per se…you lick the bhontshisi-like thingy and use your finger and do the ABC with your tounge..and also washing before sex makes all the difference…( BTW i must admit I dont like eaten out unless I’m drunk…:<)

  64. Cheesa on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 1:47 pm 

    Yhe bathong all this time I’ve been thinking Sponono is a gal tjooo!! Somethings here are sooo Eeeuuwww!!!

  65. ntshepeng on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 1:55 pm 

    @BS, comment under an alias hawu

  66. P.S on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 1:55 pm 

    Kwa kwa kwa kwa @Nonkawu……comments tsa hao diya nqeta shuuuu.Lemme just shurrup bout this article cos am not yet 18…..Tjo @ the comments!

  67. Cinnabon on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:03 pm 

    If you can’t bring yourself to swallow, then let him cum on your face…it’s very good for your skin…just make sure he doesn’t shoot up your nose, it can irritate your sinus…

    @Cheesa, I also thought Sponono was a gal…lol!

  68. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:04 pm 

    i might just be I’m a lesbian…lol

  69. Brown Shuga on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:05 pm 

    No, they send all the articles to me for posting.

    Sponono I would love to swallow, but haven’t found the candidate yet.

    Candy, please address these men who go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on till we start counting sheep

  70. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:15 pm 

    BS phela kusuke kumndani..hi hi hi hi hi “imake seng’zoqeda”..LOL..”mana kancinci sendiyagqiba ngoku…” and then goes on for another hour…LOL

  71. Miss H on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:16 pm 

    @BS, I agree those men need to be addressed. U end up coming up with ur grocery list and painful cheeks…Oh wait are they taking long because we are doing something wrong? *hides*

  72. 100% Sweet on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:20 pm 

    Helllo eerrrbade!!!

    Eish Miss H, i also wonder, i know they take too long when they are drunk, sometimes they dont event come… but when sober, its another story….

    Boys/men/gentlemen/majita pls help!!!

  73. Sncura on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:22 pm 

    BS did u write this article?

  74. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:23 pm 

    Miss H..and BS .maybe y’all dont do what the proffesionals do to get their clients to finish within seconds so that bezodedela abanye..LOL

  75. Miss H on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:25 pm 

    Sponono what is that exactly? Zifuna ukwazi

  76. Cinnabon on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:26 pm 

    @BS and Miss H…when you come across the never-ending-stories, thats when you need to be selfish…just flip him over, ride him like you stole him til you are satisfied then roll over and enjoy your beauty sleep!

  77. Miss H on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:29 pm 

    As if any man, would allow u to sleep before he is satisfied!

  78. Cinnabon on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:33 pm 

    Oh, he’ll definitely b satisfied after you ride him that hard

  79. Chuchu on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:38 pm 

    @nonkawu: u c b sure am very choosy wen it cums 2 girls n alwaz go 4 d best. I’ve bn with d creamy girls arnd but dey’ve hugely disapointd me down der. I bliv a girl shud kno she nids 2 shave bt doesn sound nice wen i av 2 tell her. I’ve bn with a couple of clean girls n trust me it was explosive n we stl do it wen we get d chance. 2 be honest d chocolate box is swt.

  80. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:47 pm 

    Ladies have u ever done from vijay jay to mouth? That’s when u have been doing it and he still hasn’t come and then u give him a BJ, how do u feel abt it? (with no sula-ring in between….LOL)

  81. 100% Sweet on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:49 pm 

    ooohh Noo!! Chuchu… that is a no no for me…Chocolate box is a an EXIT…NO ENTRY!!

    Gosh, what makes it sweet…its like eating out of a rubbish dump…

  82. Brown Shuga on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:50 pm 

    Sncura as I’ve already explained, no

  83. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:50 pm 

    LOL Chuchu you and your sms-sing, now I’m not sure if you talkin about the chocolate box below the what what..eeeeww or the what what itself……LOL..i hope not….tl tl tl

  84. Vesa on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:55 pm 

    Why did y’all think sponono is a woman? lol. Now, please do tell what we need to do to those men that go on…and on….and on?It might come in handy

  85. mama ka Gundi on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:58 pm 

    Thank God Im not single becoz after reading this article im sexually traumitised in a good way !!

  86. Vesa on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 2:59 pm 

    Ladies have u ever done from vijay jay to mouth? That’s when u have been doing it and he still hasn’t come and then u give him a BJ, how do u feel abt it? (with no sula-ring in between….LOL)<<<<<<>>>>>

  87. Nthoentle on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:00 pm 

    Kwa kwa kwa@KK, I swallow! It doesn’t taste nice but I love it,it makes me feel like a freak,like some chic in a porn movie!

  88. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:00 pm 

    Chocolate Box is STRICTLY for shit-exit ONLY. I’ve tried to break the rule once and I WILL NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!

  89. Vesa on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:01 pm 

    how….what happened to my response? Anyway I was saying yes….but we’d been using a condom….so no difference

  90. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:05 pm 

    Vesa, is that a yes?….LOL

    Kwa kwa kwa@KK, I swallow! It doesn’t taste nice but I love it,it makes me feel like a freak,like some chic in a porn movie!>>>> Jesu Krestu, kids of today….LOL Nowonder Zuma can’t get enough!

  91. Cinnabon on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:05 pm 

    @Nonny…Yes, yes, yes…I love the taste of sex! How do you feel about it…

  92. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:07 pm 

    how….what happened to my response? Anyway I was saying yes….but we’d been using a condom….so no difference>>>> @ Vesa – Ok, I understand, but mina I am talking skin on skin where totolozi goes from kuku to mouth).

  93. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:09 pm 

    @Nonny…Yes, yes, yes…I love the taste of sex! How do you feel about it…>>>> Oh thanks Cannabon, I thought I was the only one. I also enjoy it….*hides*

  94. NQOBILENNN on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:14 pm 

    Lol, im printing dis article & comments rite now, gonna share with my ppl.

  95. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:15 pm 

    nonny if a girl is disgusted by kuku to mouth that means she doesnt trust herself down there..kodwake the site of your own juics abamhlophe mite not be that arousing rite….LOL.same thing with a guy…

  96. Nthoentle on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:20 pm 

    Eeeeuuuwwww Chuchu! Chocolate box! Ladies ya’ll must eat a lot of pineapples, makes the vjj to have a beautiful,clean,fresh smell n ur man will wanna “eat out” everyday I tell u! And always make sure u have trimmed the vjj hair! @Nonkawu,your comments always kill me! Sponono I enjoy reading your comments kwa kwa kwa!

  97. Candy Ticklejugs on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:23 pm 

    Am loving your comments ladies and gents and appreciate the suggestions for next articles however @Nonkawu I need to point out that cleanliness isn’t dependant on complexion bakhona abafana that are light skinned abadirty anyway from what I’ve read I also see that clearly a lot of your men don’t “eat out” so from now on take his head and shove it down there…men do anything wen they wanna cum! As for the chocolate box….yoh will neve eva eva eva in my life do that…that shit(excuse the pun) is painful donno how our gay peeps do it ibuhlungu! Later and thanks for the love!

  98. Nthoentle on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:25 pm 

    @Nonny,I’m a married woman so I have to be a freak for my man! His little mogwanthi gal! I’m addicted to sex, and the sperm is good for the skin, u must see how beautiful my skin is, I don’t even need to use LaMer anymore! Lol!

  99. Tmav on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:26 pm 

    I read these comments but never comment but all along i thought Sponono was a lady

  100. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:28 pm 

    Chuchu my brother tell us kahle kahle do you lick the chocolate city or you go all the way in with your shmbomboloz…LOL…yerrrrr the thing ya’ll do

  101. Nthoentle on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:33 pm 

    Kwa kwa kwa Sponono I hope he doesn’t lick chocolate city,that is more gross than his totoliz going inside there! Yuck! I have given my man a bj after he had been inside my vjj,its nice,I eat pineapples mos! Lol!

  102. Sushi on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:39 pm 

    Has anyone xplored the male gspot? Does it reli exist or is it just a myth? Guys where is it?

  103. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 3:46 pm 

    from what I’ve read I also see that clearly a lot of your men don’t “eat out” so from now on take his head and shove it down there…men do anything wen they wanna cum!>>> My opinion is what u give is what u get, if u don’t eat take outs, then I ain’t singing to u.

  104. KK on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:04 pm 

    My gal hates vijay jay to mouth,she says woman juices look nasty,lol. As for the chocolate box,I advice every woman to try it more than once to enjoy it. Its not comfy at first but gets better with time.Its like breaking your virginity(my ex told me,damn,that gal was crazy).Monique once said “that shit is painful but damn its nice,lol”.

    To those guys who never come like me,give him from the back and you will have an early night. All my friends have said they can’t control it when coming from the back,I also can’t.Also try being on top while facing his toes,it works.He will either come or complain of a soar penis,lol.

    Mara nna I’m never eating it after my last encounter,unfortunately my gal is suffering the concequences of bomakwapheni *sad*

  105. 100% Sweet on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:11 pm 

    Well with me, my man does lick the dumping site(the ass, and inner ass), but after we have taken a long bath 2gether, which is every nite after work…but never goes in the vicinity itself…cos he knows it is a NO-Entry Zone… ooh its mind blowing, especially if he start with the crack……oooohhh..

    @ Sushi, as much as men dont wanna hear this or even explore it/or think about it… THE MALE G-SPOT IS IN/UP THE ASS!!! Google it if u dont believe me…so if your man is freaky, when he is about to come, put your finger inside his chocolate box…

  106. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:12 pm 

    LOL @ KK..and your last encounter…eish my brother you love for the chocolate city is quite rare…..LOL
    .you do have a point about facing toes…LOL..the giving from the back thing..some women are uncomfy about their asses being in clear view to you…espesh the big girls..lol..

  107. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:23 pm 

    Mara nna I’m never eating it after my last encounter,unfortunately my gal is suffering the concequences of bomakwapheni *sad*>>>>>> LOL shame man for ur gal, u wouldn’t do it to her even if u guys have just had a bath together?

    you do have a point about facing toes…LOL..the giving from the back thing..some women are uncomfy about their asses being in clear view to you…espesh the big girls..lol..>>> Not me Sponza, Im a brave and confident BIG gal, I DUNUSA with pleasure.

    To those guys who never come like me,give him from the back and you will have an early night.>>>> That is so true, I love it best from the back, but I do it when I want him to come sooner.

  108. ntshepeng on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:24 pm 

    @Candy please write about talking during sex…what NOT to say, what to say, how to say it. eish i struggle with this ‘dialogue’ thing.

  109. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:25 pm 

    LOL Nonny you somethin else……LOL

  110. Chuchu on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:27 pm 

    Hey y’all dnt get me wrong. I didnt say u shud lick d chocolate box, i meant penetratin it. If u havnt tryd it den obviously u missin sumtn. Remember “NO PAIN NO GAIN”. D 1st tym mite b painful bt d feelns u get 4rm 2nd, 3rd, 4th….. experienc is out of ds world. To reduce d pain smear lots of KY gelly on d dick n its a smooth enterin al d way. Trust me, jst try it, it wil blow ur mind. If u avnt got any1, i’l b at ur service.

  111. Sncura on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:29 pm 

    hai KK, u have the same name as my ex, r u sure u not him?

  112. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:31 pm 

    @Candy please write about talking during sex…what NOT to say, what to say, how to say it. eish i struggle with this ‘dialogue’ thing.>>> Ntshepeng, I love dirty talk in ZULU though. eg.Man:”Hawe, umnandi baby, eyami angithi, hawe isibhumbu esingaka, kumnandi ukubhebha s’thanda sami”……..ok ok let me stop especially for the bloggers who don’t understand Zulu.

    LOL Nonny you somethin else……LOL>>>> Sponono ukube ngiyakwazi ukudliwa ngimengekhanda I would do it with as well, that’s just me.

  113. anonymous on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:36 pm 

    my man is obsessed with the chocolate box, sometimes I think he is bisexual…it is damn painful but I finally enjoyed it but still the pain after is unbearable…..

  114. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:37 pm 

    Trust me, jst try it, it wil blow ur mind.>>> No wayz, what abt the left over shit inside??? Oh hell no!!!!

  115. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:39 pm 

    my man is obsessed with the chocolate box, sometimes I think he is bisexual…it is damn painful but I finally enjoyed it but still the pain after is unbearable…..>>>>> Shame Nonny, that’s the thing abt chocolate factory lovers, they tend to be either bisexual or gay. Once again, be careful ladies.

  116. poshspice on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:39 pm 

    hah hah hah kwa kwa kwa Nonny usabheda namanje!!! you’re killing me…I also want to know what to say and not to say….

  117. 100% Sweet on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:43 pm 

    You are ryt NONNY, i think once u give then the chocolate box he will never appreciate the vijay jay… and sex will never be the same again… maybe just so you are even, u stick your vibrator up his ass!!!

  118. Sncura on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:46 pm 

    Ignore my question to u KK, u not him

  119. Nonny on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:48 pm 

    hah hah hah kwa kwa kwa Nonny usabheda namanje!!! you’re killing me…I also want to know what to say and not to say….>>> Just never say: “Is it in yet?”

    You are ryt NONNY, i think once u give then the chocolate box he will never appreciate the vijay jay… and sex will never be the same again>>> Nawe uyazi, for men, the tighter the better!

  120. anonymous on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:51 pm 

    the chocolate box guys, do they themselves get penentrated in the ass or they never taste their own medicine

  121. Jay Q on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:51 pm 

    lol!@ ol y’all comments let me jus say all this is breaking the ground for sex positions,i bet we will hear shocking stories..hehe!i doubt if i would b able to work dat day

  122. Lu on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:52 pm 

    <<>> Kwa kwa kwa…Tjo! I’m DEAD!

  123. Lu on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 4:54 pm 

    Just never say: “Is it in yet?” LOL @ this..Tjo!

  124. Jay Q on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 5:00 pm 

    lol!@100% i thnk u r ryt dat wud serve em ryt stik it up em niggaz arse i personally fink ey are fags and jus d thot myks me sick i wud neva do it even if i m paid to do so..sies maan!

  125. Cinnabon on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 5:02 pm 

    @Candy Ticklejugs…I think your next article should be…
    “The Introduction to ChocolateBox”…tossing salad, anal showers, butt plugs, lube and lots of wine…

  126. KK on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 5:04 pm 

    Sncura,how do you if I’m not??

    I am not addicted to chocolate box but damn,that is nice. I am 110% straight.

  127. Lufuno on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 5:51 pm 

    The ironing board is da way to go, i have only got from this one chick who i ddnt know physically but knew her name, we met after 6 years and locked ourselves in my flat the whole weekend, she did me good!

  128. Nthoentle on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 5:52 pm 

    All this chocolate box talk is making me sick! So KK which is nicer between VJJ and chocolate box?

  129. Hlogi on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 6:29 pm 

    Ok, first off I find it weird that there’s women who don’t wanna beat box on the Mic. Then again, I’m not surprised that there guys who don’t wanna “eat out”. P.S Brazilian Wax, remember those word. A man’s best friend if you want him to go down on ya. There’s nothing worse than going down on ya girl only to pop up coughing like a cat with a hairball stuck in his throat. That’s NEVER a good look

  130. TysonBeckfordLookalike on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 6:48 pm 

    That area between an ass and the balls is called ‘perenium’ @ Candy. Intersting blog.

  131. Jay Q on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 6:50 pm 

    kwekwekwekwekwekwekwekwe!hawu u pipo are killing me

  132. Brown Shuga on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 7:00 pm 

    Hayi khona sorry guys, I am not going to allow any chocolate box article! Aowa! Go buy playboy/huslter or google! Hell no!!!eeeeeeeuwwwww! That’s for our brothers on the other team, not us gals! I refuse!

  133. Lela on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 7:20 pm 

    Tjo!

  134. Nthoentle on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 7:34 pm 

    I agree with u 200% BS! No chocolate box articles! Sies man

  135. Candy Ticklejugs on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 7:37 pm 

    Pheeew thanks BS wudn’t know where to start writing a chocolate box article anyway thanks Mr Tysonbeckford lookalike for telling us about the “perenium” o tseba sekgoa neh?? Lol!!

  136. TysonBeckfordLookalike on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 7:41 pm 

    @ Sushi. See my first comment…that’s the male g-spot.

  137. Cnglema on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 7:52 pm 

    Nonny ngocansi lol! Oh i will neva do ichocolate city thank gaad uMZulu wam says angeke afake ipipi lakhe emasimbeni yena.why do uneducated under-achievers(skhotheni type) this good in bed mara?

  138. TysonBeckfordLookalike on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 7:52 pm 

    You are welcome. LOL @ comment about segoa. I read my male magazines….and it gets mentioned a lot.

  139. KinkySoul on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 8:05 pm 

    I’ve done the Number 8, but didnt know there was a “Ironing board”. Nkosi yam.. I couldnt help but giggle at some things your wrote. Wow! you didnt hold back Ms Candy! im’a say one thing tho, when a guy does the “Eating out”, all sorts of nerves want to explode!!

  140. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 8:05 pm 

    Cnglema maybe thats all they think about..(the skhotheniz that is…LOL)….he he he so when he said that was it because you were introducing the idea of visiting the chocolate city or what..coz if it was just a topic he started that means he has actually imagined it which means he’s wondering and being the shag master that you say he is…he’s definately interesting in tryin all things ….LOL

  141. Lindakie on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 8:30 pm 

    eish i struggle with this ‘dialogue’ thing.>>> Ntshepeng, I love dirty talk in ZULU though. eg.Man:”Hawe, umnandi baby, eyami angithi, hawe isibhumbu esingaka, kumnandi ukubhebha s’thanda sami” @ NONNY PLZ TRANSLATE 4 MWA.

  142. Cnglema on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 8:38 pm 

    Sponza i suggested it afta tvsa sextalks and ngaphoxwa.he’s very homophobic which makes me wonder sumtymz as my childminder saw him with a certain famous shim odriva a maroon corsa not amstel ofcoz lol ebusuku ezambezi.i stil dont have the guts to confront him.

  143. KK on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 8:41 pm 

    BS is becoming a Mugabe already,aowa bathong. Candy needs to write something about the chocolate box and check how many hits you will get.

    Its funny how many peeps say they dnt like it yet they have tried it before,lol.

    I’m also interested in knowing about a guys G-Spot,phela I never knew such a thing existed. Tell us so I can help my gal find it…

  144. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 8:49 pm 

    LOL Cnglema Let the sleeping dogs lie..coz you’ll risk him thinking that you doubt his manhood..and that spoils teh fun.just keep the fires burning..dont worry i think if there is anything more that that…you’ll get more clearer signs..but its possible to be curious about the other side of life, especially if you are a highly sexual person like him…you remind me of this guy who was talking to me at the bar trying to explain why he’s with some colored doctor shim who was buying him drinks ..I had not even asked or looked curios was just minding my own busness so i just said..dont woryy my brother I understand..and he’s like Hell NOOOO if he tried that I’ll mora him, for now I’m just protecting him…ha ha yeah rite…protesting a bit too much..so you neva know with the homophobic types…hi hi hi

  145. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 8:53 pm 

    KK apparently the G-spot with us guys is behind the testicles, and it be stimulated by a finger (or an object lol) being inserted there, I’ve heared stories of guys screaming and coming like neva before for more than three minutes when this is done…aparently there’s some gland/nyamana thizeni that is connected between the as and your prostate(sp)…..

  146. Cnglema on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 9:01 pm 

    Lol@Sponza eish yithi siyeke kunjalo if ngisafuna ukudliwa kamnandi.

  147. Cnglema on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 9:06 pm 

    Quick question,can u use whipped cream kuntombazana for da lickin bizness?

  148. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 9:06 pm 

    hey cinglema for your curiosity you shud checkout this site downlowconfessions…dont ask me how i got there..just curious..LOL..some stories tehre will give you an idea of what some brothers get up to behind yo back

  149. Lwandle on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 9:08 pm 

    Tjo I’m all for adventure and spicing up things,kodwa ichoc. box yami cah!!.To each their own I guess and all is good when its between two(or more lool) mutually consenting adults.I personally would feel violated,Ja the back entry would be a definite deal breaker for me,total no no.

    @ Cnglema kwakwakwa ngabo skhotheni…they gotta be good at something ne…these guys give it all they have and lay pipe in its purest,raw form, where as the executive dude tries to make it all fancy and ends up over-complicating things lol.oSkhotheni also have a wicked sense of humour hatshi ama knock knock jokes abo exec.

  150. sponono on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 9:11 pm 

    cnglma…angithi kuthiwa your nunuz is very sensitive to foreign stuff so how do you know where the whipped cream should reach..but i think it would make the eating out experience more exciting (and tasty..lol)

  151. Cnglema on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 9:45 pm 

    Heheh Sponza thanx 4 da link krazy isht.u kinda feel angelic afta visiting that site.people have done shit outthere.

  152. Chuchu on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:06 pm 

    Damn, imagin d comments, u all r pervert.

  153. Brown Shuga on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:43 pm 

    LOL @ me being a Mugabe lol

    Where is the link from sponono kanti Cngle??

  154. Cnglema on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:52 pm 

    http://Www.downlowconfessions.com.Lungelo nendiya lakhe yerre!.

  155. Cnglema on Wed, 3rd Mar 2010 10:59 pm 

    Lungelo looks like a boy.

  156. Nonkawu on Thu, 4th Mar 2010 8:54 am 

    Lungelo is only 26 bathong,obviously he is a boy…The wifey is 30.

  157. AfrikanManChild on Thu, 4th Mar 2010 1:51 pm 

    suck on a mint at the same time, works wonders.
    change your position as well, you can eat in many different ways.

  158. incognito on Fri, 5th Mar 2010 2:02 am 

    Did the chocolate box once in ma life it was out of this world. He hit ma gspot from behind and left me having orgasm after orgasm. My main conern was what if I lose my elasticity there…. So I stopped. Otherwise@Candy Ima try ur ironing board theory on MJ soon. :)

  159. Sbozh on Sat, 6th Mar 2010 5:06 am 

    all she gotta do is say . . yes !

  160. Ivan on Wed, 9th Jun 2010 7:28 pm 

    Interesante, yo cotizaci?n en mi sitio m?s tarde.
    Gracias

    Ivan

  161. BernieR on Thu, 17th Jun 2010 1:03 pm 

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