Jozi Insider Gatecrashes The SAMAs

April 21, 2010 by  

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JI On The SAMAs:

So Bonang was the best dressed (both dresses by Gert), everyone else looked normal… but Thandiswa Mazwai and Camagwini successfully established that they are far removed from any human species (including predecessors thereof) –

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perhaps they thought that the event was to honour the success of District Nine.

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I was mildly entertained by the actual event – had it not been for the flask (thanks Uncle Jack D, you’re always so good to me) and 500ml coke I smuggled in, I would’ve slept! However, I will say that Rustenburg/Durban people are the most entertaining! The paid-to-get-in crowd (seated at the balcony – trust me, not fancy!) had a good jam. While your screens played strange adverts, the hall was buzzing with music and balcony seated people wiggled their money’s worth away. SEE how bored I was, fell asleep writing this intro, eish!

So the snooze ended with me dronk and a “surprise” performance that left even the performers surprised that the crowd was exiting; we don’t know you people! Obviously I was at the door (on my way out) when they started performing, knowing very well that time wasted getting out would lead to me queuing for years to get a hold of the open bar stock – okay enough about me! Back to your favourite people!

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Shwashwi’s best dressed (obviously questionable to JI) for next week Sunday’s read; Uyanda Mbuli, came out with her husband (what happened to the story she leaked that they were getting divorced?) and they make a lovely couple! BUT THE HAIR?? She took it too far when she requested a Rihanna-gone-flat-broke hairdo! It had curls, plaits and hanging pieces (have you puked yet?)– did someone say Chinese Crested Hairless Puppy? – She really needs to explain what went wrong…

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Still on Uyanda – saw it with my own eyes: she is NOT on speaking terms with Gert and Bonang. Her hanging pieces almost fell off when she quickly turned to look the other way when Bonang was approaching (not her, but just passing) AND she did the same when Gert later passed her. She should be very careful; she’ll give herself a whiplash next time! And we’ve all seen what DFC looks like without Gert… it has really become Diamante Face Couture! Don’t you guys miss the Cavalli-wearing Uyanda? Missed her big kiss-and-make-up with Mika Stefano, but according to twitter the two have resolved their issues and hugs and fluids were exchanged.

Jen Su—yes the social caterpillar—also made an appearance, with another hat (this time, a top hat on a micro scale) and an old geyser who happens to be her husband. Retirement Villages are getting empty – oldies are reliving their youth with these young ones. Before you start thinking Khanyi Mbau-Mthembu-Crous-Who’sNext, Jen worked her way up; pop albums out somewhere in the East and many other equally funny titles under her name.

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Urg, what happened to KB’s boobs? Didn’t she go for a breast reduction? They seemed a bit… enormous and sagging! They seemed to be engaging her navel on some conversation given their close proximity. Or was she not wearing a bra? I’m really curious about this…

Is Cassandra Sdudla-za, oops I mean Gudlhuza pregnant for real? Gosh, I feel a bit queasy at the thought of that. WOW! Okay. I did not see her; was she there? But I saw soon-to-be daddy roaming solo looking for… eish you guys, I can’t! Let me rather let you in on another scoop that’s yet to be confirmed: did Uyanda really pay Cassandra to be nice to her, i.e. not to give her bad publicity? We all know they are not on speaking terms so I just want to find out how much she got paid (benchmarking, should I get an offer like that). Well, judging by the way Shwashwi goes on about her, we can’t ignore this.

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How unsavoury was my new favourite girl-in-prayer, yes I’m talking about ThePhyOne? I am not talking about her RJKay outfit which left her mildly frustrated as she had to carry the trail or something the whole evening but, her “where’s JubJub now?” comment! What was she thinking (back to the outfit now…)? BTW Miss P, that dress closely resembles the same one you wore last year. #justsaying.

To more palatable moments: I saw the yummy Foundry advert guy, Stevel Marc! He was with some guy I did not recognize and he gave the gays some much needed attention. Is he really going out with the Joelle “Abort a baby” from the Sprite adverts or are they really just friends? Models…

Speaking of gays, I also saw 2 of 3sum members (Koyo and Amstel) – what happened to creepy-looking Jeff? These boys have lost their entire luster! They looked dull! I swear I would’ve had more fun carrying Penny’s trail than to engage them beyond a hello-wave!

The afterparty (the Heineken one at least) was such a bore! Booze ran out when I was on my second one (ie. The first 30 minutes of getting there). 30 minutes, not joking! Thank goodness the SABC 1 lounge organizers were a little more organized than the mess seen at the Heineken function. Partied there till I got bored of smiling and started looking for the fly that was sitting on my shoulder. I missed her; I even gave her a name.

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Okay; so the real partying took place at a hotel room where Big Nuz, Durban crews and, obviously, chicks seeking d*cks (there is no other way of being polite about this – sorry guys) had a ball. With booze and floozies around – I’m sure I do not need to say what else happened… Good thing I gave that one a miss! But those who were there, if they weren’t arrested, lived to tell quite a tale!

Stoan

I later saw my husband-in-queue (should Andile Ncube’s uncles not accept my two cows for his lobola) Stoan! Ooh! He looked ripe and ready to be devoured! Except for the straatmeisie – for my foreign followers, that would be a cheap-weaved girl with minimal clothing and ready for ploughing – he had around him (I saw you walking around the Sun City Hotel lobby… he was headed towards the bar for you with wild imaginations, the man is happily married!). She was later seen with some DJ (who would sue me if I mentioned his name) in the same hotel lobby almost ten minutes after Stoan walked in.

We’ll pretend she’s friends with everybody and avoid a lawsuit!

NOTE TO CELEBS: Pls start misbehaving publicly, I’m getting tired of you hiding things from me. Live a little! Get reckless, do foolish things. I NEED material.

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217 Comments on "Jozi Insider Gatecrashes The SAMAs"

  1. LeeM on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:12 am 

    *swallowing spit* Stoan is hooooot n very clean! *swallowing more spit*

    Nuff said about Stoans baby mama n her star wars counterpart!

    Lol @ the dj, he’s kinda busy…

  2. Absulutely on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:16 am 

    Material that is JI! lol

  3. soul sista on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:16 am 

    They shouldnt do this to you JI what do they think you’ll write about when they start being angels?? LOL…maybe next time.

    I saw Penny’s dress was almost similar to the one she wore last yr and the previous one was more beautiful.

    Gert is going places I just wish he can get all the support & dont end up like Sungoddess (eish the life)

    Nice one JI at least I got my fix. :-)

  4. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:41 am 

    I feel you Soulsista Gerts needs our support,im a fashionho and im loving everything that comes out of his hands.thank gaad he parted ways with that dragon.this boy is gona go places.id love to attend one of his shows fosho!

  5. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:42 am 

    I meant Gert nie Gerts lol!

  6. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:48 am 

    Soulsista have u seen Vanya and hubby lately?lawd the scary edgy outfits they rock here in the mall.

  7. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:54 am 

    Shem uAmstel ebeyaphi mara eyozifakela amehlo?uEphraim akasababoleki nala peugeot yakhe emaroon ethole itender ka2010.

  8. soul sista on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 3:03 am 

    Cnglema I havent seen them, but their 2009 winter range was outrageous, maybe they are wearing left overs from that range. I just wish they can relaunch the brand and do something different.

  9. Iconic on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:46 am 

    Camagwini looks like a beetle haai no maan.

  10. fabulicious on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:51 am 

    iconic more lyk a dinasaur (oops all of a dudden i cnt Spell the word!)

  11. fabulicious on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:54 am 

    dudden= Sudden
    Yimbi shame ibody shape ka kb she shud stay a away from mermaid dresses n leave them mo to abo Terry Pheto, I aint a pro bt a straight cut wudv done her Mercy!

  12. TV Addict! on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:02 am 

    What was dat about Melanie Bala???..exactly!!! NOTHING..
    Is her show still on? Hope not..poor south africans things we r subjected to watch..YHU!

  13. bigmama on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:09 am 

    @ JL, not ur best article by far, u can do better than this.
    I agree with most of u guys abt Gert, we should support him, damn this boy has talent, B made a gr8 choice by sticking with him.
    As for MRS commerce, stop fighting with small kids man sies. We all knw that G, is way better than u, ur empire is going down the drain. If really ur man is cheating good for him, I’m surprised he can stand a woman like you.
    @fabulicious I disagree with u on TP’s body, for me she doesn’t have a wow curves body.

  14. Iconic on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:22 am 

    I don’t get the signature glove thing MsMbuli is always sporting,so not ayoba. I also heard Cassandra on vuzu talking about the her paying for publicity..talk about being desperate..

  15. Flawless L on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:29 am 

    I wonder what possessed Camagwini to wear that FOIL outfit…!!! Tjo she really looked terrible. Maybe i should ask her to donate that outfit to me to patch my Zozo.

  16. Brown Shuga on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:36 am 

    Omg .

  17. Zandi! on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:40 am 

    Hayike bs i hp yu wnt be crusifyd zezimbudane zibhalwe apa geez ppl nizofaka abantu ezingxakini(nt that i care)

  18. mathata on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:47 am 

    tjo maar i feel shame for Uyanda ama short-cuts dont work in life.

    bathong Gert …fabulous but his kiss kiss or camera was skans?

    Maar God is not fair with Uyanda phela ke maswabi fela waitsi….mpuru o faretswe with Yanda.

    Bonang always fabulous!

  19. Cheesa on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:49 am 

    Kwakwakwakwa Bloggers niqalile tjo JI doesn’t need to do much nina you have goss of your own hihihihi LMAO… Hayi KB I dont what she was wearing, its so so so ugly. So our celebs are behaving shame lol.

  20. Cherri ka Cleo on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:55 am 

    Eewu saw casandra on VE she ugly ma gawd da nose

  21. Iconic on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:57 am 

    *Bossip*

  22. soul sista on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:02 am 

    LOL, you’ve got to trust bloggers to come up with gossips.

  23. Monchooza on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:06 am 

    Leeza and whoeva…give more juice…..ninezi coop azishisayo moss nina

  24. Naomi on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:06 am 

    Whoeva and Leeza, ok fine we get that le ditype tsa go gossippa ka batho, that’s ok.Can you guys at least do it without causing trouble for Lelo? Pls make a date for y’allselves ko spaza shop, le apare magusha mo ditlhogong, le tshase calamine and hook up le ilo seba ka batho, that way, you’ll be boosting each other’s egos while your lives go nowhere, without causing problems for people who are actually brave enough to be doing something with their lives!!

    Lelo, le wena ha o so delete ntho tse le hona nou???

  25. Brown Shuga on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:07 am 

    Hayi wethu Zandi, I’m just happy JI wrote shim’s name in RED and BOLD letters.

  26. siyamthandaskota on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:08 am 

    LMAO @ NOTE TO CELEBS: Pls start misbehaving publicly, I’m getting tired of you hiding things from me. Live a little! Get reckless, do foolish things. I NEED material

  27. TheGirl on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:10 am 

    OMG you guys, then these zelebs and zelebs arse-kissers will start balming BS and JI for what the bloggers write.

    Mr DJ is a very busy man mos….it”s a shame what hes doing to his wife.

    Bonang was looking stunning in that Black dress. no comment on Mel’s dress and those thingies around her neck. KB!! what the hell was she thinking? she looked awefull. no comment again on Lady Gagwini, this gal is possessed. Thandiswa’s dress would have looked beautiful if it didn’t have those horns, still love her though, her voice does things to me.

  28. Brown Shuga on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:11 am 

    I’m so not feeling Melanie’s dress…. defs not for the SAMAs.

  29. Majobe on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:18 am 

    Hayi JI….this article is just not what I expected, the celebs are just too boring!

  30. Mogwanthi on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:18 am 

    Leeza & Whoeva please wozanazo tu, silindile

  31. Nonkawu on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:19 am 

    OMG I am so in love with Bonang’s black & white dress…….LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT…..let me continue reading…Tjo i thought i should say something about the dress for now.

  32. Leeza on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:23 am 

    @naomi sweetie keng ka wena? Aga shame did i step on ur corns hahaha dnt get me started about gossip i am educated nd hav a a well payng job nd n rich husby jst lyk cassandra lol, y r u worked up anyway u mst understnd dat thts the kind of thngs celebs hav 2 deal wit u mst jst take n chill pill nd deal wit ths lyk ‘my gal B’, anyhu ill b bak l8r wit sum mo. Hahahaha

  33. TheGirl on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:31 am 

    Leeza & whoeva..please tell us more. Those who do not want to read about anyone’s personal life, please click on the top right of your screen on the “X” sign.

  34. mathata on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:40 am 

    cassandra is she making money?(yes) she must show by taking care of her health.

    shis sooo shark mouth maybe she knows better than this.

  35. Luja on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:40 am 

    OMG Bonang looked absolutely stunning…KB please take notes sisi, u cant be going to the lady who designed your matric dress in the 90′s coz she has no idea what the summers are all about….
    All in all andifuni nokthetha ngendaba zikaCamagwini noThandiswa bandenza iitloni.

  36. Nonkawu on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:49 am 

    The less said about Cassandra the better….just the thought of her brings the ish out of me…When i saw her at the Hansa Legends thingy she looked like she was gonna POP.

  37. S'matsatsa sa Welkom on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:49 am 

    Leeza, wang costa…kana i’m patiently waiting for the rest of the gossip…spill it out…(LOL)

  38. Kadija on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:03 am 

    ROTLOL @ some of the comments niyathetha shem!!!
    these are my favourite comments for now

    Luja sid>>coz she has no idea what the “summers” are all about……LOL she only knows the winters..

    Naoimi said >>Pls make a date for y’allselves ko spaza shop, le apare magusha mo ditlhogong, le tshase calamine …lol the image is too much..lol

  39. Monchooza on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:04 am 

    Yini umona guys nobody is saying anything about iroko lika Dragon lady…..Its a very nice dress infact its still on the same OLD DFC standard..as for the hair style..this pic is showing the good side of it..i dont see anything snaaks about the hair

  40. Cinnabon on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:18 am 

    I think Uyanda looked really good…and that hairdo suits her.

  41. Leeza on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:24 am 

    CASSANDRA shame u rejected sumthng u jst had 2 settle ne afta Mr. Celeb guy ddnt want u nd gettng preggies 2 keep da poor man? Desperate sum1, the sad thng is i knw ur man and 2 boast that he is happy with the whole arrangement? For a gossip writter u sho dnt kno how 2 protect ur private life…u r more of a suck up than uyanda hun. Lol

  42. Jozi Insider on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:26 am 

    I really don’t need to be writing boring articles about these people, it hurts my reputation and wastes my time.

    All I have to do, is write one sentence about someone and you guys can certainly take it from there.

    ROTFLMAO!

    I do love you Curious ones. Tjo, I’m getting hate DMs on Twitter. I think these celebs are hungry for my blood. I love them anyway and I will continue to write about them.

  43. Segs on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:31 am 

    yah, JC ya rocka ka JI

  44. TheGirl on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:35 am 

    LOL JI, would please be so kind and post those DM’s here for us, your “fans” :)

  45. Luja on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:37 am 

    did i really say ‘summers’ my bad….
    but u didnt even write anything explosive here mos wena JI to deserve those DM’s mos, hay ppl are sensitive maan

  46. Nonkawu on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:39 am 

    @ Leeza i am singing along to yo revalations about Piggy Cassy..She likes to yap yap about others but yena ezakhe iindaba zi worse.

  47. Koutuledon on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:54 am 

    @Leeza how hectic! Are you sure uk’ba casandra ddnt take the man from you? You sound so hateful!!! I’m not sure about you. If you read her in the True Love kuthiwa they got married before she got preggies moes? Haai maan!

  48. bonangmubishame on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:04 am 

    Okay. Is that IT JI? The Patronize article was so much better. It had juciy goss, while this one which had potential didn’t. I was expecting a Bonang vs. Slikour stand-off, Gert and Uyanda airkissing on the yellow carpet and seeing some drama between rival artists.
    I will go on recird and say that I loved Thandiswa’s dress. I really liked at at Palesa Mokubong’s showing at SA Fashion Week and yes, it was inspired by Boeings and airhostesses.
    Bonang’s dresses were boss, but gert looked bleugh. Take a leaf out of David Tlale’s book and DON’t ever wear flowers…
    Zama Ngcobo looked gross and her ex-boyfirend, Bheki Cele looked great. Pity his fiance looked nasty… as for Linda Sbiya’s wife… SMH

  49. S'matsatsa sa Welkom on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:07 am 

    keng e kare le wile?
    Ke kopa decent gossip please….
    Bonang o na le motle strue, jealous down!

  50. Nonkawu on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:15 am 

    Tjo sokuqala ukushuba apha.Niyathetha maan.lol

  51. Nonny on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:17 am 

    Bonang’s dress is stunning and it looks good on her.

    Thandiswa’s outfit is just scary. But the one she performed with on stage I really liked.

    KB should invest in those bra’s that are called: “Lord lift them up where they belong.”

    With booze and floozies around – I’m sure I do not need to say what else happened>>> Guys, plz try to understand that two years ago gals wouldn’t even look in the direction yo Mampintsha coz they were broke ass niggaz chilling emlazi recording ama one lines phansi komthunzi welanga the whole day, now all of a sudden they are Tira’s kids, award winners and they have enough cash to even buy ama Ford focus and nolonger squash passenger in the taxis, so all of this is just too overwhelming for them….LOL

  52. Nonny on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:20 am 

    Is it my eyes or is u Gert Mr or Ms (if u’re being honest) Kiss Kiss (unopete) as well, just like his model??? Oh now it all makes sense…

  53. bonangmubishame on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:20 am 

    And where was Pushy Dunn? She’s always showing her horse face at us at the SAMA’s…

  54. Iconic on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:25 am 

    Yhaaaaaha!hectic.

  55. Majobe on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:29 am 

    @JI….I think the bloggers are doing better than u did on this article…keep it up bloggers!!!!!!!

  56. Koutuledon on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:32 am 

    @Kiss Madolo, wa swabisa!!!
    If u wanna sleep with peoples husbabds go ahead, just remember that these men won’t leave their wives!!! And their wives will continue living in huge house and driving huge SUVs!!!
    Some gals are embarassing yoh!

  57. Kiss Madolo on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:40 am 

    @Kotuledon u mis understood my point. I DON’T DO married men NEVER have.But i see them hooking up with other gals NOT me. My point was these married men sleep around but feed the world with nonsense that they love their wives and they are soulmates..This is during their interviews ie print or tv. Its disgusting.

  58. Brown Shuga on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:47 am 

    Eish guys… I hope you guys have proof ready for court in case we get sued coz you’ll be the defense witness in the case(S.

    On another note… here is our disclaimer:
    http://www.justcurious.co.za/disclaimer/

  59. Mntungwa on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:49 am 

    im not sure ngerogwe lika Mel.jah shame, we learn new things daily.

  60. Lela on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:50 am 

    Bonangmubishame here’s my email siyamtolo@yahoo.com. Im coming to durbs ths month end plz email me lets talk.

  61. Nonkawu on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:51 am 

    lol @ BS, thank u for reminding us.

  62. Mntungwa on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:54 am 

    KWAKWAKWAKWAKWKWAKAK@ BOnangmubiwhatwhat. Lela wena ufunani kuye????hahahahahaha.

  63. sponono on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:59 am 

    LOL Nonny..you are right…basamangele nje labafana beBigNuz ukuthi baze-bangena e’yntweni…so they are stil clueless about the whole bling and fashioning..and I’m sure abanandaba noku-hogga ispotlight kukaTira, so long benemali ebange..lol

  64. Nonny on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:59 am 

    She was wearing balck shorts, and Project for Mr price heels AND carried an HTC phone she says she bouht for R12 000. The taxi driver laughed at her. So did I. Then she boasted about being at the Big Nuz after party with Tira… skanky behaviour.>>>> kwa kwa kwa bloggers u guys are just amazing!!! Now if this is true, instead of an HTC, she should’ve bought a pre-owned UNO with that R12 000.

  65. Nonny on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:02 pm 

    and I’m sure abanandaba noku-hogga ispotlight kukaTira, so long benemali ebange..lol>>> hahahahah my thoughts exactly Sponza, they do not give a sh!t, for them the fact that they have moved sharing one loose cigarette, to actually being able to afford a pack of 30, that is more than enough for them.

  66. Brown Shuga on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:09 pm 

    Leeza what about Lulo??

  67. Mntungwa on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:11 pm 

    CTFU @ Sponza & Nonny, nina konje, besenginikhohliwe.

  68. Brown Shuga on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:12 pm 

    P.S. @Bonangmubishame, any chance you could change your name? I feel weird typing your name out… please maan… You can call your self “Camagwinisdressimbishame”

  69. LG on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:13 pm 

    @ Nonkawu, OMG! U r nice 2 Bonang, u of all people, espeacilly afta that JI’s Patron article where u made it clear that u not a fan of B. so how much did she pay u 2 like her?

  70. Mntungwa on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:14 pm 

    ROFLMAO @ Camagwinisdressimbishame. *dead* but yeah, i agree with the request.

  71. Brown Shuga on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:20 pm 

    LG u are on to something…. plus Nonkawu just bought a BlackBerry…

  72. Majobe on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:20 pm 

    @BS…yaaaaa, that wud be a nice name neh? And yeah, I agree, a new name for bonangmubishame wud be nice. I like the creativity though.
    @Nonkawu, why sewu nice to Bonang all of a sudden? Mhmmm?

  73. soul sista on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:21 pm 

    @Kiss Madolo askies nana I hope Kotuledon reads to understand next time.

  74. whoeva on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:25 pm 

    @leeza cum on man

  75. Gee on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:26 pm 

    Is this “I wanna look more weirder than the next person” awards?

  76. soul sista on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:26 pm 

    Camagwinisdressimbishame … LOL with a name like this I cannot even bother to log in on JC. too long and typing it will just give me nightmares.
    B-umubishame please dont ever take BS’s advice

  77. mama ka Gundi on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:27 pm 

    Camagwini & dress :
    1)Inspiration : MIB, ET , Startrek etc , & mostly likely Sterkfontein Mental Institution
    2) AIM : Attention , Signal , Lightning Seeker mostly Devious Deeds
    3)the side pockets im sure those were shelves to collect god knws what kwi samas wena zi cutlery wena ziplates awards & mayb pour in some snacks 4the 2munch im sure she thought she will b BIG Nuz & collect them awards hence the huge pocket ..
    3) The hat me thinks it a tin of NIDO wrapped in foil 4 signal reasons
    4)Make Up : Eyeshadow =Mlotha
    Lipstick =kiwi black polish
    Foundation= Imbola/imemeza
    Reviewed & approved by
    Mama ka Gundi aka Mabhebeza

  78. Nonkawu on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:31 pm 

    @ LG & Majobe guys i am not a nasty biaaaaaaaaaatch, i give credit where its due..lol. Dont get me wrong , i love Kiss Kiss’s dress but that dont mean i can kiss her skinny,bonny behind.I am not a fan of hers and never will be…ok never is a long time but definately NOT in this decade.

    Wena BS, whats your point about my BB?? Are u saying B & I kissed and made up through BBMs?? heheheh

  79. Majobe on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:35 pm 

    He he heeee Nonkawu…I knew ukuthi I will touch a nerve right there.
    @Mama ka Gundi….Gal, u good. I wish there was someway this cud reach uWeird Camagwini. She really needs to read this. That woman is sick in the head.

  80. Amstar on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:38 pm 

    KB aka Mamlambo uhamnbe wrongo this time(the design &colour combination). Thandiswa’s white purse makes things worse.
    Thembi, Bonang &Lira looked hot.
    Miss SAMA’s(Bonang), 1st Princess(Thembi) 2nd Princess(Lira).
    Uyanda also looks fab& the hair do suits her. Stoan looks hot& clean as usual

  81. zandi on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:40 pm 

    @whoeva u have got info hey,lol at bb ka nonkawu

  82. Majobe on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:46 pm 

    @Nonkawu….r those ur legs? If yes, unezinyawo ezinhle, I so hate mine

  83. Brown Shuga on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:49 pm 

    Nonny was right, Gert does have a kiss kiss of his own.. lol

  84. ms.tebby on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:53 pm 

    hayi! Thandiswa’s weapon dress, *SMH*…I cant believe she was talking about it on Morning Live on Monday with that smile, LOL

  85. Monchooza on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:54 pm 

    Now this is what i call strong blogging…hayi this thing of us being afraid of being sued, sigcine sisaba ukukhuluma. at the end of the day thina abanye asinamali, so abasi sue’we

    i have also noticed ukuthi my friend Nonkawu has been singing B’s praises these days…you’d swear ukuthi she is the one being paid for good publicity instead of that Sdudla journalist called Gudlugudlu

  86. Nonkawu on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:56 pm 

    Majobe yes they are mine.Thanks. Bonang’s groupies dont like izinyawo zam,they call them FAT but i think they’ll be tryna say PHAT….lol I dont really care coz i dont like hers either.

  87. Majobe on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 12:56 pm 

    Yooo inyawo zikaGert ziphambene

  88. Majobe on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:00 pm 

    @BS…mine are PHAT as well and I wudnt change them even if I was given a chance to so ungakhathazeki. Eish Im supposed to be BS’s groupie, not urs.
    U Gert is good but wy wonke ama male designers ezizitabane?

  89. Iconic on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:02 pm 

    Lmao@ Gudluguglu

  90. Brown Shuga on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:09 pm 

    Majobe isnt sitabane a rude name?

  91. beyonce on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:14 pm 

    ithini into kaLulo kudala ndingayi qondi into yalamfana ???

  92. J.A.Y. on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:15 pm 

    Eish…you guys are funny and hectic and all that – and it’s cool…

    BUT

    everytime I see a person’s full name and surname/ ID number / fingerprints…and all their personal details splashed out with gory details I cringe. You don’t have to go that far joe – we can read between the lines.

    I’m not BS or anything but I think she created this site for sharing useful information – entertainment – and yes some lekker GOSSIP—all in the name of FUN!!!Manje ngathi some people are using this platform to push their own agendas – and to fight their personal wars.

    Keyword: FUN

  93. Majobe on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:15 pm 

    @BS…I dont know hey…u think GAY is better? But that is English, ngesiZulu istabane. Anyways, i wont use that name again ke “hides”.

  94. LG on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:17 pm 

    @ BS, I agree with u BS, izitabane doesn’t sound gud, just like amakwerekwere. People must refrain from using such names

  95. Nonkawu on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:18 pm 

    Wena Monchooza dont start with me…One well deserved compliment to B is NOT so wrong.

    No one sponsers my good or bad comments…lol

    What pisses me off is these so called celebs & groupies dont say ish when we compliment them apha kwi JC.The minute us bloggers spill beans on them then they start to comment/clarify things hiding their IDs,Nonkawu this Nonkawu that…nxa!!!! No wonder i pay attention to your weak spots coz anina dankie!!!

  96. Monchooza on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:18 pm 

    so all in all U Sis DFC uhleli naleyandoda for i support nje ngoba clearly from what i am hearing here u sisa uyi male ho..

  97. makgotso on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:19 pm 

    TJO kushushu apha namuhla

  98. Nonkawu on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:27 pm 

    Khaniyeke uGert please,just leave him alone.He promised me the dress Thembi was wearing @ the SAMAs so i will kung fu anyone who calls him names apha.He sounds like a very humble person and has respect but most of all he appreciates our comments here because he makes time to respond.

    I love you Gert,gay or not you are good at what you do PERIOD!!!

  99. Lela on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:28 pm 

    Tjo tjo tjo,I always ask my self what normal man would stay with such a woman.

  100. Majobe on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:34 pm 

    Are Gert’s dresses for hire? Im asking bcos le beyigqokwe uB was the only dress and it was given away. kanti abazithengi na?

  101. BMS on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:34 pm 

    Okay. Official name change. Bonangmubishame is now BMS…
    #thatsall
    lela I’ll email you soon.

  102. Nonkawu on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 1:40 pm 

    Who Was The Best Dressed Celebrity At The SAMAs?

    Big Nuz
    Thandiswa Mazwai
    Bonang Matheba
    Sizwe Dhlomo
    Lira
    Thembi Seete
    Jozi
    Camagwini

    Imagine the shock of my life when i saw Camagwini sitting on 4% kwi voting poll.Who voted for her??? BS i dont even know why Big Nuz & Jozi are on that list.There were no trends set there..You should have put the Kwela Brothers too.

  103. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 2:05 pm 

    Mmh Lulo/Mike., kudala ndakusola boy b4 ubafamous sisasebenza sonke kulajob yakho yokuqala.let me stop b4 he figures out who i am.u stil hot though!

  104. S'matsatsa sa Welkom on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 2:08 pm 

    Leeza hle…kanti why o refa “bits and pieces”,kana nna shem ke rata ditaba….
    Tell us more, for once i have nothing scandalous to say…
    TJO…wait…Lulo…but he is so cute man, whats the story there?

  105. mama ka Gundi on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 2:11 pm 

    Best Dressed and Camagwini in One sentence …..WRONG water & oil!!

  106. bigmama on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 2:15 pm 

    @Kotuledon, u have issues. Guys tell me who is C’s baby daddy? Now I can see that men are brave as well not only women. Miss U, I don’t care what ur husband does behind ur back, u r very arrogant with a fake smile.

  107. Majobe on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 2:20 pm 

    Hayibo Guys!!!!Khanyi Mbau Mthembu Crous didnt make it to the SAMA’s vele? Something’s cooking oil.

  108. Brown Shuga on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 2:31 pm 

    I agree with u J.A.Y… very cringeworthy stuff..

    Thanks BMS.

  109. Lela on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 2:32 pm 

    Nonkawu that’s axcly what I thot about Cama,I didn’t there would be anyone who thot she was best dressed and the polls prove me wrong, and BMS I was also gonna tell you that from now on Im gonna call you BMS I see great minds think alike.

  110. Kadija on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 3:08 pm 

    its interesting how one minute an article is about gossip over some event and the next some people find a platform to vent their personal beefs and dish out personal and destructive,…MOSTLY unfounded assumed withoud evidence-stories, fuelled by their hatred and personal issues with certain people…immature BUT interesting to read

  111. Cheesa on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 3:14 pm 

    Tjo you people are on fire LOL.

  112. Cheesa on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 3:18 pm 

    Come to think of it, Melanie being Chinese is showing in that picture. Her eyes and face say it all.

  113. Leeza on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 3:34 pm 

    @ kaditja listen la, abo shswashwi wnt write the whole truth bcos its easy 4 dem 2 get in trouble nd they write lies nd only say nice thngs bout pple they like, truth b told blogs lyk ths make thngs interestng nd u can only find the truth here we hav nthng 2 lose u cn cal us cheap its fyn atleast we cn stil slp at nyt, J.I Wena dnt worry bout these pple u jst giv us a lead nd we will take it frm there, pple luv gossip nd il keep adding my 2cents worth, phela mina ngine scoop…hahahaha bware shleps thngs wil only get interesng 4rm here, wena mr. Lulo dat poor gal u used nd dumpd bcos u got fresh ass is gng 2 make u regret it as 4 dat groupie of urs hu’s holdng on 2 u 4 der life shame sisi atleast cassandra got married i doubt mr lulo wil marry u bcos i kno he is gatvol wit u…2 b cont.lol

  114. mama ka Gundi on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 3:37 pm 

    Okay *blonde moment* ngubani u Lulo *full description pls*
    Leeza uyashisa bheee!!
    Kadija nomIndia sensetivity does not apply kwi platform ezinje sisi shame Qina Mzalwane!

  115. LeeM on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 3:51 pm 

    Lulo ke mang bathong, u dume ngani?

    @Leeza pls tone it down on the mxit lingo, eish rona re ba bagolo n sometimes find it hard to follow, tuu…

  116. Mogwanthi on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 3:53 pm 

    LMAO, OMW you guys heheheheheh *grabs popcorns and watches*

    Mama ka Gundi Lulo is that is that guy with the track that goes lie *ooh whisper to be baby all the time tonight, ooh put your arms around me till the morning ai yaya*

  117. Mogwanthi on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 3:55 pm 

    that guy who has a track that goes like..

    ..aghh you got me mos on my post above

  118. mama ka Gundi on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 3:57 pm 

    Lulo cafe Oh Thanks mogwanthi Eish i luv that song !! Ai yaya
    oh yini tana let reread then wat they sayin about him kanti une drama…im sure now Leeza statements will make sense!

  119. Sweet-Ash on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 3:59 pm 

    Tjo guys! I don’t think anyone would ever want to be in your bad books *speechless and ‘shocked’*

  120. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 4:03 pm 

    mama ka Gundi google him, Lulocafe. he is a hot-hot-hot/sweet Xhosa deejay namazinywana wakhe amancinci oh ncu!

  121. mama ka Gundi on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 4:03 pm 

    On a serious note who designed Camagwini horrific outfit?

  122. cherri ka cleo on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 4:05 pm 

    Shame fundi kumalo thinks lulo is all hers… kanti… *smh*

  123. mama ka Gundi on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 4:08 pm 

    Thanks CngleMa yhuu umhle ubutilo damn those lips….Hot sexy creature of the nite !!

  124. Nonny on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 4:13 pm 

    BTW, I thoroughly enjoyed ur article JI, actually u are the reason why I am a full time blogger at JC.

  125. LM on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 4:21 pm 

    TJO!Ke a ba bona kaofela, but Leslie??

  126. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 4:21 pm 

    mama ka Gundi he’s very popular in EC hayi sana irhawuti doesnt recognise him at all ebased lana. I am glad uthole ipublicity-nyana noma iyabheda abantu bayamazi ngoku. izkandali zinto zakwi-industry wethu.

  127. sponono on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 4:22 pm 

    @Nonny..FULL-time blogger MY left FOOT..lol

  128. Nonny on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 4:30 pm 

    @Nonny..FULL-time blogger MY left FOOT..lol>>>> hahhahaha I mean if I log on every second day to me that is fulltime…LOL

  129. Sweet-Ash on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 4:32 pm 

    Mama ka Gundi, I thinj uCamagwini stapled her outfit ngalamini yeSAMAs

  130. mama ka Gundi on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 4:41 pm 

    Hahah Sweet Ash she i hop eshe didnt touch the microwave ..uyayazi ifuni foil …Im sure she was sitting at the back of a isuzu bakkie becoz with those 20L side pockets. and that Nido Tin HAT!!

  131. Jozi Insider on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 4:43 pm 

    Leeza, I love everything about you.

    But people, I said it that I was extremely bored writing this. They were hiding from me.

    But I got some feathers ruffled at Kelly Rowland’s concert last night. Even DJ Sbu came to Khanyi’s defense on Twitter.

    As for Lulo, eish I’ve always had my suspicions about him. I need to send my “nkonkoni” friend to go test the waters on him. I need to know if they’re hot, cold or lukewarm.

    As for Stoan and the DJ we don’t know talk about, we know all about the Heartbreak Hotel they’re running and we’ll soon shut that sh*t down.

    Da Les, eish I also am not sure about him. At least we know the road has not been easy for Ricky Martin and we definitely know that the Hip Hop community is less forgiving.

    All I’m saying is: DJ Cleo I know all about you and your pattern is starting to show. Third strike, and all will be laid out on JustCurious. Of course we’re not idiots, we’ll make sure our hd cameras are ready and that our hidden voice-recorders are in working condition.

  132. mama ka Gundi on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 4:44 pm 

    u knw Cnglema 4sum strange reasom i thought that Song Aiy Aiy yona le ka lulo i thought U luloCafe ngumlungu kanti Inkwenkwe yakwa Xhosa ag shame nee man what happened to publicity now i must knw about his baby mama drama & wat wat kanti yena u cute nyana bandla

  133. cherri ka cleo on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 5:42 pm 

    Hehehehe JI leave ma boo out of ths *hides*

  134. Ndabeni on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 6:06 pm 

    @leeza how do you know all these things wena leeza? Brown suga wen u know a lot mara u r afraid i rest my case J.I i love you u know how to ruffle sum feathers. JUST CURIOUS IS THE BOMB…EVERYBODY SAY SCREAM *in mandoza’s voice* lol

  135. ndoda-kacleo on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 6:11 pm 

    yin manje wena @cheri-ka cleo… umunt’wam lowo

  136. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 6:13 pm 

    kwa-kwa-kwa! kunzima egoli!

  137. Jozi Insider on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 6:19 pm 

    Tjo….hahahahahaha @ indoda ka Cleo. I see a fight brewing here.

  138. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 6:37 pm 

    on a lighter note i like today’s quote.

  139. Iconic on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 6:38 pm 

    Lmao @ Cleo cheering for both sides!

  140. Lela on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 6:43 pm 

    I will neva blv anythng abt cleo tl i see 4 maslf,same ka leslie sedibe.

  141. Ndabeni on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 6:52 pm 

    @lela shame u r naive u thnk mr. Sedibe is a quiet guy hu adore his wife ne? Well i wont say anything because he has people in high places but you guys must pay attention to the little details from now on gu zo cheesa la.

  142. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 6:57 pm 

    why Lela ungablvi ngomalume kaGaborone? coz he is dignified and uyasonta?

  143. cherri ka cleo on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:14 pm 

    Yey wena ndoda ka cleo u rubba neck ungalokothi uzowkhomba onotshwala!! i’m certainly not sharin ma bu bu with any1

  144. ndoda-kacleo on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:17 pm 

    we-cheri kacleo…we’ll see whats hot….my chocolate city or your nunus…uzozkhethela yena ubaby..lol

  145. Kadija on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:19 pm 

    Heya..maybe BMS was in a taxi with omunye nje utiklyn waseNanda..LOL

  146. zandi! on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:30 pm 

    @haya uvelapi wena@bms and then

  147. Heya on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:34 pm 

    Lol @Kadija
    She thinks Aurelia is cheap like her..

    Few tips: shut that trap if you know what’s good for you!
    Stop making up stories you idiot, you don’t know nothing but you act like you know everything!!

    Sphe is Aurelia’s homeboy from Newcastle, they are not dating…

    You are just hungry for attention, you piece of trash!

  148. zandi! on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:35 pm 

    Who is auralias batong,udume ngani I’m getting bored now SMH

  149. ezzy on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:36 pm 

    aybo bethuna YARIS and RICH in the same sentence…guess being middle class counts as being ‘filthy rich’ in the ghetto..#justsayin

  150. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:41 pm 

    lol@ezzy.

  151. Heya on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:42 pm 

    @ezzy she is a varsity student, she comes from a rich family

  152. cherri ka cleo on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:43 pm 

    Ndoda kacleo chocolate and cream neva blended bt strawberry n cream r a perfect match! we shall c uzokhetha yiphi! bt u fightin an already won battle

  153. Leeza on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:46 pm 

    @heya wena u shut ur trap did that skank pay u to say that since she is rich? Dnt call J.c regulars sluts if u dont have anything to contribute just go get urself a dj maybe u will be worthy of being mentioned here, anyway since when do we give z-list celebrities i- platform la? Hai mann go play somewhere else.

  154. Lela on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:48 pm 

    Kwa kwa kwa kwa! Hay bethuna i choose 2b ignorant ngoLeslie oh yhini indoda kaThixo ezithandela umkayo. Nithinina nithi once i own a Yaris ndizazi uba iv arrived.

  155. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:53 pm 

    kwa-kwa-kwa-kwa! Lela kufuneka wona amawife lovers sana asontayo for high-class mikhuba.Why would you have iaffair netjatjarag-type.

  156. zandi! on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 7:55 pm 

    Its getting hot in here lol

  157. soul sista on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:00 pm 

    LMAO @ezzy
    I wish I had a clue who these people are, Aurelia & Co. Maybe I could follow

  158. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:07 pm 

    Soulsista i cannot even khomba Euphonik on the street. I hear he’s big on twitter but nje he does not appeal to me.

  159. zandi! on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:09 pm 

    @leeza lol_go get yourself a dj

  160. Cheesa on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:09 pm 

    Kwakwakwakwa tjo this is still going on Cherie ka Cleo no Ndonda ka Cleo you’re killing me tjo tjo tjo LMAO. As for Aurelia, him and Bonang a big TJOO!! Is that Aurelia a model I saw her pics on FB. She’s mostly in bikinis #justasking.

  161. Brown Shuga on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:10 pm 

    Bathong… lemme search for Aurelia on Facebook…tjo, niyazazi indaba…

  162. Brown Shuga on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:12 pm 

    Oooh, just saw her in swimwear, she’s so prettty!!

  163. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:12 pm 

    Cheesa she is ex miss ntoni-ntoni i think.Poor B going against oNobuhle.

  164. Heya on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:12 pm 

    @Leeza I’ve been reading your comments and I’m not surprised, you have nothing good to say about anyone!!

    You are so heartless, keep it up, and sister you will not prosper, what you say about others will come back to you!

    You are the red pen, judging others and saying nasty stuff about others! Shame on you!!

    Clearly your mother didn’t teach you well, I wonder where you come from so that I won’t go there!

    You will stay where you are, you see where you are today?? That’s where you’ll be even in few years to come

  165. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:13 pm 

    akamdalanga na lo Euphonikndini for this child – not kulagroup yobhuti Fresh?

  166. Cheesa on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:14 pm 

    Soul Sista go search for that gal’s name on FB atleast that will give a light-nyana I don’t know her too just saw her face there.

  167. Cheesa on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:20 pm 

    Sho Cngle I wonder what is B saying about all this tjo Aurelia muhle yena shem. Phew! Niyazazi indonda I take my hat off lol

  168. Leeza on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:20 pm 

    @heya ok dnt kill me sowy i gues i am blind. Lol i cudn’t give a hoot bout euphonik, he has to much drama to deal with, and as 4 BMS i belive u shem maybe the day u saw aurelia her yaris was in 4 i service. Lol hai this blog is going to be the end of us.hahaha. Pple please lets not get worked up here. Peace majents!

  169. Heya on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:22 pm 

    Its Aurelia Nxumalo on fb & @Aurelia_N on twitter, she is a model, has won many competitions

  170. Cheesa on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:22 pm 

    Tjo! I meant “indaba” lol

  171. zandi! on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:24 pm 

    @BS I’m searching aswell no one knws what’s up jus that unuka imali ye family just saying,SMH

  172. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:31 pm 

    Eish cheesa kubuhlungu ukushaywa istina by a hottie.uB naye must date an unknown azophuma kwidrama.

  173. Heya on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:33 pm 

    @Leeza I’m not against you, but I dislike people who say things that are not true about others

    Aurelia’s car is in good condition and she didn’t got to South Beach yesterday

  174. Iconic on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:38 pm 

    Tjo,tjo,tjo !yha!di a boya mo JC.Imagine finding out that ur man is cheating on you on the net.sad…somebody who’s driving a yaris is filthy rich? this means somebody who’s driving a minicooper is a zillionaire.LMAO

  175. zandi! on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:39 pm 

    @haya ha wachesa he,lol at where you are so I won’t go there,auralias muhle but what is he doing with the poor child mkhulu he

  176. Brown Shuga on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 8:49 pm 

    Hayi Z, Euphonik is not old hawu…

  177. Heya on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:06 pm 

    @Iconic I have explained that she comes from a rich family, she is young, not employed but drives that yaris!!

  178. Ndabeni on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:08 pm 

    @zandi! Hahahaha yini wena groupie does heya pay u, wena @heya u seem to know a lot about aurelia and please heya slow down on the discipline if u dont like whats being said about your friend then bouce.,wena @leeza keep on entertaining us u have the whole scoop, phela we are all gathered here to get new mgosi.hehehehe @brown suga please say hi to me i feel neglected.

  179. Ndabeni on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:12 pm 

    Mmm aurelia u lekker ding, wow he has taste.

  180. Vuvu on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:16 pm 

    It’s either Heya is Aurelia or her friend.If she’s her friend, then she must b tellin her what 2 say.She knows her too well shame, even her whereabouts(that she didnt go 2 South beach yesterday).I’m sure she even knows the no. of her pubic hair

    Filthy rich &Yaris! Hayi khona, the 2 don’t mix, it’s like water & oil

  181. Brown Shuga on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:23 pm 

    LOL hayibo Vuvu hahahaahahahahah

    Hello Ndabeni… lol.

  182. zandi! on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:28 pm 

    Ndabeni lol but it was in zim dollars can’t even buy a chappie,upi u BMS tlaku nje apa

  183. Iconic on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:37 pm 

    @ Vuvu you’re right,filthy rich & Yaris does not mix.dhaaaa?

  184. Tox on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:41 pm 

    Pckng up jaw from the floor!

  185. zandi! on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:43 pm 

    Kiss kiss will be on top billing drum roll plz alongside the dragon lady uyanda mbuli

  186. Ndabeni on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:55 pm 

    Hahaha hai aurelia is a trending topic ne? But the sad thng is dat its nt jus B and aurelia who are involved in this love triangle actually its a square there is another gal from Benoni who is involved…haha euphonik i player just like his Daddy Dj sue. Lol. @brown suga mina vele im a groupie thanks for saying Hi. Hahaha @vuzu vele u heya knows aurelia very well. Oh J.I Y r u so quiet phela u are lyk my drug. Bms???

  187. S'matsatsa sa Welkom! on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 9:57 pm 

    Leeza,i dont know you but i love you!!!is there anything else you want to share?dont be shy,we are a big happy TRUSTWORTHY family,your scandalous secrets are safe with me(us)…

  188. Leeza on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:11 pm 

    @S’Matsatsa sa Welkom hahaha thanks ill keep on dishing the dirt, i know pple in high places and i have a group of beauties Hu have dated these pple so those of u hu think im making these things up must hold on to your seats ngiyabuya with mo…BMS hai man im starting to think u are i fake please dnt let us down.

  189. Iconic on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:12 pm 

    I’m alone right now and I can’t control my laugh.kwaaakwaaakwaakwaaakwaaakwaakwaakwaa @pubic hair

  190. Nonkawu on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:14 pm 

    Tjo if ths varsity chick is considered FILTHY RICH coz of her Yaris then andazi. Ths means Bonang is 10x better than her moes? She drives a mini cooper, she is a business woman and she is also a varsity student though she doesnt attend lectures that often…. So i guess this Durban chick only shapas uBonang on the good looks ne hot body neh? Mara uB no Euphonik bayafana coz they are both players..qhude manikiniki zindala zombili.I am just hoping CONDOMS are being used qha!

  191. zandi! on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:18 pm 

    Lol pubic hair@leeza lol to BMS being e fake,I don’t think so tho,beware the silent killer lol

  192. Nthoentle on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:28 pm 

    Ya neh,it was hot today. I wanna google this Aurelia chic,I’m not on FB or Twitter! Hahahhaha @rich kid yet driving a Yaris,that killed me. Hai lea bolela ma bloggers shem,ke bona di law suits fela month. Defamation of characters!

  193. Iconic on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:29 pm 

    Tjo!I’m still rollin on the floor. @Nonkawu you’re right about the filthy rich thing haai. Yhuuuuuuu!if your spirit is down just visit just curious…there’s never a dull moment there

  194. Amstar on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:32 pm 

    Aurelia is offivially a celeb. She must thank JC 4 makin her famous. I’m sure she’ll throw a street bash eNkandla 2 celebrate.
    Yaris + filthy rich = equation doesn’t balance

  195. Amstar on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:33 pm 

    eish, meant officially

  196. Nthoentle on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:45 pm 

    I can’t get a good look at this chic bcos I’m blogging ka phone. But ill take ya’ll word that she’s pretty. As for Yaris n Rich-kwa kwa kwa,I’d rather drive Ur gal B’s Mini Copper S Drop Top!

  197. Cnglema on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 10:49 pm 

    uyenziwa umntu apha tjo!

  198. TV Addict! on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:12 pm 

    Ndiyasisaba isi spot light!

    *off to buy myself a Yaris n Blackberry* LOL

  199. Jellytot on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:38 pm 

    Eh its not even a love square, its a love octagon, thats a 5 right? Well eupho seems to like them thin tall and less boobs and youngish. And there he was on sunday 5fm warning teens not to have sex to early, what about the 17yr old he is shagging? I believe this aurelia will enjoy the attention and release a song produce by tira very soon.

  200. Brown Shuga on Wed, 21st Apr 2010 11:53 pm 

    Hayi Durban girl, ur comments are out of order… deleted.

  201. aureliamuhleshame on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 12:03 am 

    OMG,so many comments! No nu topic 4 2moro pls BS. I’m so lovin this & want it 2go on& on& on, or kanjani.
    Heya did u take ur medication 2day? Yaris & filthy rich azihlangani phela, even Arthur’s Owami angakutshela

  202. Miss M on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 12:08 am 

    @BS, who’s Durban girl& what did she say? I didn’t c any comment from her, unless she sent it now &u deleted it b4 I could c it

  203. Sweet-Ash on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 12:32 am 

    What was Durban girl’s comment BS?

  204. Lela on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 12:41 am 

    Kwa kwa kwa kwa,rotf @Nonkawu’s qhude manikiniki. Kanti uphi uDladla uphoswa zizinto ngendaba ka FB.

  205. DurbanGirl on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 1:05 am 

    ITS THE TRUTH BS. EVEN HER GOOD FRIEND HEYA KNOWS THAT WHEN IT COMES TO CELEBRITIES, MARRIED OR SINGLE, AURELIA CANT HELP HERSELF. BUT SHE MUST ENJOY IT, WE WONT B YOUNG 4EVER ;)

  206. soul sista on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 1:09 am 

    Hayi JC bloggers can talk bathong, Love Triagle–>Love Square–> Love Octagon–> LOL what’s next? Love Pentagon.

  207. Jozi Insider on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 1:23 am 

    I don’t know how I still have a job, but u ppl know things. Yho!

    Twitterville: So I asked Euphonik to invite me and Auri to his house so we can talk abt men and their cheating ways. He ignored me. RUDE!

    I moved on and asked Auri and she responded. check my twitter page @JoziInsider. Very Polite!

    I complimented ur gal B on how she’s handling these things we write so maturely and very A-list. She thanked me. Very Polite! I asked her abt her appearance with Uyanda on Top Billing, she ignored me. Very selective!

    BS: I think I need to do this Twitterville thing as a weekly feature. What do u think? U know ur ppl are JustCurious and some of them are not on twitter.

    will wait for your permission. JI

  208. Bongsta on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 1:24 am 

    Yhu ndyonwaba kanene xa ndize apha kule-site. Keep up the gud laughs gals n boy. Love it!

  209. MsThang on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 2:18 am 

    So I saw pics of Aurelia on fb and I think she’s hot but not as pretty as everyone makes her out to be. I think her friend Busi is prettier actually (see ALL photos)

    As for those who didn’t understand the rich and driving a Yaris statement, it just meant that “her family” is rich. Not her.

    The girl is a kid. She is friends with my younger sister (on fb). No I have never met this Aurelia chick but I’m assuming she’s about 20 or 21. She’s a kid and I don’t think she should be discussed like a piece of meat here on JC. On the other hand, I don’t think she should be dabbling in grown folks business either. “Dating” Euphonik? A DJ with such a dodgy reputation? I don’t think that’s very smart of her.

    I’m general, Durban girls have got to stop being othathekile. It’s so sad that Durban girls have gained a reputation of being trash because they are sleeping with all these random DJs who get them into gigs for free.

    I think, unfortunately, Aurelia is one of the girls abathathekayo. I assume that in Durban she is the current “It Girl” because she is young and hottt and pictures of her in bikinis are all over fb. But my love, Aurelia, Monday you’re hot, Tuesday you’re not. That’s just how life is. As Euphonik replaced Bonang with you, he’ll replace you with a younger piece of ass and you’ll be left with a tainted reputation, hurt, and possibly some nasty STI. Euphonik is a DJ with hos in different area codes. So as beautiful as you are, you do not want to be just a number.

    You’ guys are just kids with your whole live ahead of you (I include Heya also). You don’t wanna be discussed like this on gossip sites. STAY AWAY FROM SKANKINESS! Far away.

    And really I say this with love. L.O.V.E.

  210. MsThang on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 2:27 am 

    Oh and Heya sweetheart, although I defended you on the “Aurelia is rich and drives a Yaris” statement, that was very childish of you to say. Proving really that you guys are just kids.

    Being rich means you’ve earned your money or you have a rich HUSBAND. As much as I hate to admit this, Bonang is rich. Aurelia is living off Daddy’s money. BIIIIIIIIIG difference. Get your facts straight.

    @Bonang fans and stans, pls don’t cheer me on. I do not like Bonang. I am not her fan. AT ALL!

  211. Leeza on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 6:53 am 

    @ms thang wow i loooooov u, i hope aurelia takes ur advice she is too young to be talked about this way and i dont thnk she will be able to handle it, as for euphonik he has been around since the days tsa yfm there ar many who came b4 u aurelia and im sure they ar wondering now what happened becouse just like you they got involved with these dj’s and today they are not even given a second glance…

  212. Lady gaga on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 8:11 am 

    @Leeza, who is preggies with Lulo’s baby or who is the baby mama. or mina ngiyahlanya, i didn’t get that part of umgosi right please share gal!!!

  213. TheGirl on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 9:19 am 

    **goes into a comma**

  214. Nthoentle on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 9:32 am 

    @MsThang! Well said girl!

  215. Nthoentle on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 9:36 am 

    I saw in a swim suit! Hot body! She is beautiful mara she is a normal beauty man!

  216. cijimpi on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 9:57 am 

    @nthoentle >> normal beauty? whats tht
    does tht min there is also abnormal beauty?

  217. Majobe on Thu, 22nd Apr 2010 10:03 am 

    Hayi no ppl…that gal is just ok….nice body though. And she’s busy asking ppl to vote for her on Sports Illustrated