JubJub Ain’t A Credible Witness Your Honour!

May 24, 2010 by  

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Sorry but given how he just lies with a straight face on this video, I’ve kinda lost respect for Jub Jub.

I know it’s a lot of pressure for these guys, us wanting to know what’s up in their lives and all but I would have rather heard him say “no comment” than hear him go on and on like this on a LIE.

After saying all of that in February…. he is yesterday quoted as being very excited about the birth of his baby with Kelly Khumalo etc etc. I mean, if he didn’t want to admit this, then was it necessary for him to add the “I’ve never had unprotected sex” part?  Why lie?? Just tell the interviewer you don’t wanna talk about it…

Lying is so … so cheap maan… is it for puplicity and do other celebrities like this blatantly?

Hayi… am disappointed.

And while we’re on the point of celebrities, I see Shwashwi mentioned the Nonhle Thema and Kabelo Mabalane rumour. Well, I heard about it a month or so ago and asked Nonhle about it. We spent about an hour on the phone and the bottom line message she gave me was that they prayed together and she looked up to him (spiritually) and yes, she’s seeing someone but it’s not Kabelo and he’s a 29 Year old who is not in the limelight.

Was that the truth? I hope so coz I love my gal and would not want to put her in the same basket as Jub Jub ….

Jub Jub goes to court on the 28th May and whatever he’s gonna say: He’s lying your honour!

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52 Comments on "JubJub Ain’t A Credible Witness Your Honour!"

  1. Khami Ndau on Mon, 24th May 2010 3:19 am 

    Kweeeeeeeeeee

  2. soul sista on Mon, 24th May 2010 3:21 am 

    Lying is an art & Jubbie masters it.

  3. ugogal on Mon, 24th May 2010 4:48 am 

    That’s y he’s attracted 2 Kelly *the virgin*

  4. Madala on Mon, 24th May 2010 6:02 am 

    Eish… I cant view the tape… (poor technology), so I can not independently verify the context in which Mr Ndikhokele metioned his “unprotected sex ish”….

    But fo record it is possible to “hav never had unprotected sex, and stil b told that the person z preggies batho”… nc nc nc…! Scientist realtes it to some fore-play & early “insigificant” juices to silent “un noticed” ruptures/ leaks of condoms!

    I personally call it Ladies art of getting pregnant with your baby, whether u, the baby’s father consent or not…!

  5. Madala on Mon, 24th May 2010 6:03 am 

    As it the case 2 prevent STDs.. uptainance is the only 100% way of not impregnating sum1…

    It is ther4 poosible that at some stage u r convinced that there z no way that Ms X is preggies with yo child… and later learn otherwise… and u hav 2 b excited as the father 2 b regardless of the circumantances leading to that…

    But like i said.. I hav’nt viewed Jub’s tape.. I am just giving him benefit of doubt… Eish, I am still praying for that boy 2 survive this case regardless of the magnitude of isono sakhe…!

  6. Tumi on Mon, 24th May 2010 6:07 am 

    I luv Nonhle. She would never lie:)

  7. soul sista on Mon, 24th May 2010 6:25 am 

    Wow, @ugogal you are so right, talk about birds of the same feather, they really do flock together. Kelly has also been a virgin since 19voetsek but she now has a baby… eish celebs bathong!

  8. siyamthandaskota on Mon, 24th May 2010 7:14 am 

    Hes the biggest liar. Remember how he apologised to those families and pleaded not guilty at the same time? Can you guys plz not turn this article into a mama jakey haterz zone. Lol. Ndiyanazi phela nina!

  9. Dladla on Mon, 24th May 2010 7:42 am 

    I think it would only be fair for us to judge this guy on his lie about unprotected sex qha, and not include the whole Soweto-ndakutshayisa-wasweleka-saga.

    Even today, I still say, we DO NOT KNOW what really happened at the scene. So, could we just leave that to the courts. But thyen again, each one of us is entitled to his/her opinion.

    As for the lies, we all lie and we lie each and everyday. But, the weird thing is that, we refuse to accept it when someone else does it much better than we do it. So, he lied about the never had unprotected sex. Thina, what have we lied about? Mhh?

  10. Vesa on Mon, 24th May 2010 8:17 am 

    As for the lies, we all lie and we lie each and everyday. But, the weird thing is that, we refuse to accept it when someone else does it much better than we do it. So, he lied about the never had unprotected sex. Thina, what have we lied about? Mhh?

    Hi Dladla…..*waving*

  11. mama ka Gundi on Mon, 24th May 2010 8:21 am 

    Gasho kudala ngathi lo umanga manga bizniss ….nx!

  12. Brown Shuga on Mon, 24th May 2010 8:39 am 

    So lying is okay coz we all do it. Okay Dladla, but sorry I’ll pass.

    The point is that this was unnecessary, he wasn’t in a corner or tight spot, what more now that there’s a jail term looming?

  13. MandyViv on Mon, 24th May 2010 8:47 am 

    tjoooo Nonhle & Kabelo would make a cute couple batung

  14. MandyViv on Mon, 24th May 2010 8:48 am 

    Lying is cheap cheap. thatsall

  15. Rego on Mon, 24th May 2010 8:53 am 

    hahaha, he could have said no comment or something, not blatantly deny like that.

  16. Lee on Mon, 24th May 2010 9:00 am 

    im not a fan ya jubjub, i kinda hate him after tht accident so
    il rather not comment on this one….
    as for Kabelo and Nonhle hmmmmm i like nonhle she is hot but kabelo looks funish mann… i saw him the other day and he looks sickishh sooo… hmmmm i wonder!!!!

  17. Fruitcake on Mon, 24th May 2010 9:00 am 

    We all lie bathong but that does not makes it acceptable. For us to sit here and judge the guy as if we never lie is so hypocritical. I lie everyday, and i consider them white lies but at the end of the day I am still lying. Sometimes we lie to get out of a tight spot, sometimes we lie coz the truth would embarrass us, sometimes we lie to present ourselves in a better light and sometimes we lie just because we can. If somebody can hire a PI to investigate all our lies, people would be shocked by the revelations

    Yes, Jubie is such a liar but so are ALL of us.

  18. nan on Mon, 24th May 2010 9:09 am 

    yah hey … what ever happened to no comment ????

    or ask me again in 6 months time ;) shouldve been goood for a minute that blatantly liying

    they always come back to haunt you esp if you are in the public eye man

  19. nan on Mon, 24th May 2010 9:10 am 

    better yet if you lie just lie in such a way that it leaves ppl confused ;-) juju style baby

  20. Cleve2 on Mon, 24th May 2010 9:29 am 

    hhayi what has this world become……….. Lying has become okay

  21. Cijimpi on Mon, 24th May 2010 9:56 am 

    lol at he’s lying your honour..
    mara peops shud know tht jubie is a lyer..
    the car accdent saga (blamin the tshabalala guy), the charity thing for survivor sa, the baby..
    i hope he gets good time so he can reflect on his lies!
    sikhathela maan

  22. Sxylin on Mon, 24th May 2010 10:18 am 

    yeah we lie everyday and we consider those lies “white lies” but we lie to each other but not infront of over a million viewers; Blantantly lying to the masses on National television opens u up to judgement; Jub Jub made his bed and he must now take all the criticism that comes his way cos vele he is a liar; an idiot and all the bad words that come with being stupid enuff to lie and not forsee that it will catch up with him

    How naive is that!

  23. Hayi Kabi on Mon, 24th May 2010 10:25 am 

    Hawu.. why has the “Humble beginnings launched” article disappeared?

  24. Kiki on Mon, 24th May 2010 10:33 am 

    @ Fruitcake nawe Dladla I sooooooooooo agree with you,well said.

    Bloggers I am not feeling well today that’s why I will silent blog,plz keep me in ur prayers.

    Now let’s all smile for Jubi baby n loosen up a lil bit..lol

  25. sponono on Mon, 24th May 2010 10:39 am 

    to me its not even about the lie..its about the fact that he had the guts to comment about how happy he is to have a baby and is lookin foward to being a father, when these parents LOST their kids, to me thats insensitive,selfsih and ignorant of his role in the accident, and only later coz the journo aksed him he says oh yeah I still feel sorry for those parents, mnc…he shud have shut his fat pie hole..

    on the other hand I think Jubjub knows sumthing we dont..i.e his case will soon be over and he’ll be acquitted and then he’ll spend time with “the love of his life and his baby”..so thats why he commented with such pompous arrogance..

  26. Philzah on Mon, 24th May 2010 10:49 am 

    hhayi guys, people lie everyday… leave Jubbie alone, so what if he’s trying to save face—

    I think anyone in his position would do what they can to gaannaaa sympathy, just imagine if you were faced with a possibility of “dropping the soap” for the rest of yor life?— Mina shem I would do whatever it takes to get the min sentence

  27. Lela on Mon, 24th May 2010 10:51 am 

    Especially lyin abt neva havin unprotected sex!

  28. Lela on Mon, 24th May 2010 10:54 am 

    I think Nonhle n Kabelo would make a cute couple. Mna ke i trust Shwashwi so Nonhle ul b d next Jubby.

  29. GA on Mon, 24th May 2010 11:10 am 

    ah…i love Kabelo and the little i know about Nonhle, i think theyd make a decent couple.

    Celebrities and lies, especialy our politicians and lies…im not suprised. These people do it with impunity if they think it will provide cover just for a while while. They know that when the truth comes out later when they have cashed in, they will simply shrug their shoulders or spin it otherwise etc…im not suprised.

    Personally, i hate lying, i get horrible discomfort when i do so instead of lying id rather not say anything at all. But i would never judge anyone for lying because i know that i do some things very wrong as well.

  30. Lela on Mon, 24th May 2010 11:19 am 

    Same here GA,i feel so stupid when lyn and i always feel like d person can tell,i try and leave i 4 when its really necessary. Like in juby’s case i was not necesary,he knew he was pregas he cud have just said no kelly is not pregnant with my child n leave out d neva havin unprotected sex. Then when he gets xcited about the birth it still wouldnt mean Kelly’s baby so that way its playin the whole mind game they always play which keeps people talking and is good for pr.

  31. Kuhle on Mon, 24th May 2010 11:27 am 

    NNa i felt sorry for you BS because you wrote about him and even asked us to ‘shayani zandla lapho nina’ for JJ and his no-fake-unprotected-sex

  32. nan on Mon, 24th May 2010 11:31 am 

    show me someone who has never told a lie before and i would gladly shut up

  33. NthabiVD-K on Mon, 24th May 2010 11:49 am 

    To think I used to love that Juby…even have a photo with him on FB…have to delete it..he’s is disappointing….Molweni nonke bloggers…ndamkelelni ngobubele

  34. Dee on Mon, 24th May 2010 12:06 pm 

    “she’s seeing someone but it’s not Kabelo” PHEWWWWWWWWW! lol

  35. TeeCeeakaNthati on Mon, 24th May 2010 12:08 pm 

    BS my friend. Kanti what happened to the missing article? Hayi anyway! Kiki get better neh! Nani nginesgulani la.

  36. kamo on Mon, 24th May 2010 12:25 pm 

    i dont know why but i feel sorry for this guy

  37. BMS on Mon, 24th May 2010 12:30 pm 

    Shame… wavelelwa uJub Jub wabatho…

  38. Usher on Mon, 24th May 2010 1:07 pm 

    @ Dee

    y, phweee?

    lmao…

  39. Twinkyyy on Mon, 24th May 2010 1:09 pm 

    Nonhle is also lying maan.the guy is Kabelo.give a it a month and the thruth will be out. BS even u were on the phone with her the whole day.she wudnt tell ya i mean HELLOOOO uyayifihla nje
    as for JubJub a** yakwaba.

  40. Dee on Mon, 24th May 2010 1:36 pm 

    Nonhle aint lying…trust me!!!!

  41. Cnglema on Mon, 24th May 2010 2:16 pm 

    Im laughing at the fact that u actually blivd the whole story bout him never ever having sex without a condom,really now?the guy was just drawing attention to msalofu.

  42. Fezzy on Mon, 24th May 2010 2:20 pm 

    Hayi guys Nonhle is the most humble celebrity I’ve ever known…

  43. Cnglema on Mon, 24th May 2010 2:22 pm 

    So people watched that Vuzu interview and bought what he was saying?i was laughing tru out.he even looked like he had snorted ntash mos.

  44. shosho2010 on Mon, 24th May 2010 4:15 pm 

    Eish, just saw the clip…that Merriam Makeba bit….eish, I just cringed!!! So wrong little man…and yes u are making headlines and all for the wrong reasons. I think jailtime might just be what u need to calm your ass down!!! DANG!!!

  45. Dee on Mon, 24th May 2010 4:46 pm 

    @ Usher…whatever came through your mind, so it is!!lol

  46. mama ka Gundi on Mon, 24th May 2010 5:05 pm 

    Thanks Cgnlemother ..well said Unamanga umjongile finish & klaar …Sponono u took the words right out my mouth lukhulu alaziyo lomfana & as 4the case 4the families that lost their kids MONEY TALKS LANA EMZANTSI & Lies are justified on cyber wuwii i a arrest my suitcases shuu

  47. ugogal on Mon, 24th May 2010 7:15 pm 

    @Nonkawu get well soon gal!

  48. silent_blogger on Mon, 24th May 2010 8:44 pm 

    My first comment here, yay! I just had to comment. I am in no way condoning lying but I understand why he did. The drama that would’ve followed. One of the reasons we lie is to protect people, and he had the right to protect his baby mama. Imagine the ish she would have gone through with the accident drama! It is sad that while he’s enjoying having a child people have lost their kids, maybe this will make him more honest in the trial- knowing what value kids add to your life.
    This man’s hard times are just getting started

  49. sanele_mlotana on Tue, 25th May 2010 1:54 am 

    We all lie bt 4 Juby he sudnt b lying nw wasting hz lies on tjatjarag things…court case iyeza he needs to lie there…and hw da fuck is he a dad if hez neva had unprotected sex..nxa he must go jump in a lake…this is nt hz studio wer he sing gospel amd lie to jesus..mafaka!!!

  50. PNI-girlz on Tue, 25th May 2010 4:52 pm 

    hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!@ he’s lying you honor..Clasic!!!

  51. lwandie on Wed, 26th May 2010 12:57 pm 

    belated comment but hey…

    Its all in the eyes,a lot was coming out of his mouth but his eyes were just tjatjaraggging all over the place and not at ease with the rest of him

    “no comment” definitely feels more respectable than blabbering and even inventing all sorts of stuff.Its not like he had a bomb tied around his backside to force stuff out of him bathong!!
    No body cared about his protected/unprotected willy until he unecesarily spoke about it.

  52. Mudalo on Wed, 26th May 2010 1:49 pm 

    bust condom maybe? just kidding, kelly has never had of Morning after Pills

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