Yes, Please Do Chop. PG18
May 18, 2010 by Brown Shuga
Not For Sensitive Readers
As uncomfortable as I was to read this article about President Zuma talking about being circumcised, (I mean, we don’t read about Obama’s thingy,) I have to admit that it sorta gave me an opportunity to pass on a message I’d been dying to send out. Zuma is encouraging men to get their caps chopped off to minimize the risk of getting infected but mina I’m encouraging it to minimize the risk of getting rejected.
Guys, here’s a quick tip from me and you don’t have to pay for it…
An uncircumcised penis is a total turn off and I’m speaking on behalf of a LOTTA women who are sexually active. Most of them will not have the guts to tell you nine nine so thank me for saying this. This may make me sound dodgy but it’s cool, I’m doing this for my country (lol) so please, if you are over 18 and you still ain’t got the chop, please visit your nearest doctor and ask him to sort you out. Don’t worry about the pain, it will go away in a couple days. Don’t worry about missing out on action during those few days of pain, she is faking the enjoyment anyway. As a “free spirited” woman I can tell you this, few things are as beautiful as a clean circumcised penis. Few things.
And also, few things are as horrible as a small and uncircumcised penis so if it is small, the least you can do is give it shape by getting it chopped, coz you can’t help the size bit. I’ve heard that the skin also gets in the way when wives are “kissing” their husbands so that’s why I’m encouraging you boys to get this sorted before marriage, coz maybe all this cheating and divorcing could be minimised if people just took care of the basics. How do you expect me to stare and admire that beauty if you’ve got it covered in unnecessary pieces? lol
My son was circumcised when he was a few months old (yes I have a son, that’s how I know about these things lol) and I’m glad he doesn’t have to worry about this anymore.
So yeah, consider that this week’s Sex Tip 4 Boyz.
Okay, this is very out of character, but some things need to be said so please do not call, Facebook, Email, SMS, BBM or tweet me about this article, I’m gonna be VERY embarrassed! If you have anything to say, please say it on the blog and let’s keep it clean.
*in my best Lungisani Ndlela’s voice* Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop Chop



siyamthandaskota on Tue, 18th May 2010 2:30 am
Lmao @ most of them are faking it anyway. And @your lungisani ndlelas voice. I can just imagine the naughty kiki throwing up on sucking a foreskined dick with some creamy stinkish powderish nkunqa. *hidesforhislifefromkiki*
Cnglema on Tue, 18th May 2010 2:44 am
Allow me to disagree with this,i dont see how the foreskin would interfere with good sex from sum1 who knows how to lay a woman?maybe a more detailed explanation would have helped but not based on what you consider as an appetising penis.the only man who gave a triple orgasms had a foreskin and he was a neat freak so i never had anything mushy on my tongue of even the slightest funk.so what happens to women with longer clits?chop?coz it also dont look very “beautiful”.i got so used to the unchopped 1 that a chopped looks weird and incomplete.
Cnglema on Tue, 18th May 2010 2:50 am
Siyamthanda not all unchopped guys have “inkunqa” honey.you blow it like any other dick and tickle the cap with yo tongue lol!
siyamthandaskota on Tue, 18th May 2010 2:55 am
My love i have a dick. And i like dicks. Ja exactly dat. Look buddy if you a chick then i cant argue with you. Lets just say all uncut dicks are nkunqad.lol. I am texting from experience. PS my dick is cut right now
Cnglema on Tue, 18th May 2010 2:59 am
Hey we both love so what lol!Its a pity yours has been cut you were gona show me that nkunqa lol!im a woman dont be getting any ideas.
soul sista on Tue, 18th May 2010 3:02 am
I must admit I really dont like it with a cap but I can deal with it. I think this is still the same as the BIG/small debate because some men decide to keep their foreskins for pleasure’s sake.
siyamthandaskota on Tue, 18th May 2010 3:05 am
Mnciim usile. No seriously an uncut dick stinks. Even when you do clean it, when you go to the loo again kuyanuka. Now that is limiting. Its embarassing as well. Ag lemme sleep. Shouting about dicks at this time of the day. Smh
Madala on Tue, 18th May 2010 3:27 am
kwa kwa kwa @ this article… I truly thot that we r talking bout HIV & Chop-chop ish…. Oh BS… u made me LOL so much this mng… just a reason why I miss this site when I stray away for days/ weeks/ months….Thanks @ yo venting out & relaying the “other” message….
Madala on Tue, 18th May 2010 4:10 am
Back 2 the article…. I can’t argue on gud/bad suck or turn-on/ turn-offs or cosmetic/ aesthetic apeal of them thingies- I always consider them as urinary organs & if if they do that.. thats good enough! I will leave that debate 2 Cnglema & siyamthandaskota…. quite frankly, the talk of this organ @ this unholy hour makes me uncomofrtable! ROFLAMAO @ “nkunqad..” vs “incomplete”… hayi nindihlekile
I also don’t think hygien is an issue coz ixelegu lixelegu regardless… & a gentlemen will always look after his “property”… especialy that one…!
I just wanna talk bout the perceived pleasure or “lack-off….”
BS, I am saddened that u had yo son’s thing chopped, God b with him…. I was accidentaly chopped few months after birth by some “white” hospital that I was admitted to soon after birth… I grew up without “my rights”. I was “emotionaly fine” with that til I hit teens & realised that I can’t look 4wd to “circucirssion-school” which al my buddies were bragging bout… I was no longer happy bout what my Neonatal Hospital did without consulting me or my familiy…In-fact, I had 2 “symbolicaly” stayed esuthwini & voluntary observed all the traditions, rituals, norms & customs with my groupies in order 4 me 2 feel that I hav earned my rights “as a man” & to hav my normal boy-hood priviladges confered…and earn emotional peace again
Then I stayed in Netherlands 4 some tym (u know everthing goes in Amsterdam”… and I came across these articles (science-based) about sex pleasure & ish on chopped vs unchopped and I started wondering what if I still had mine coz I never. They decsribed in details the various interactions between the cells of the fore-skin and the specific sites vaginal canal & the likes… I developed unholy feelings (in the library nogal), and feld sad that I never had the opportunity 2 “taste” the other side…. I must confes that I started regreting the “opportunity-2-choose” that was taken away 4rm me…. in fact, if I had money, I am 100% certain that I wud hav gone for a “fore-skin re-growth surgery”… (yes, they do that in Netherlands @least… don’t know where else in da world…in fact, Dutch do everything including re-virginity making… u can b a mother of 7, but if u feel lyk being a virgin again.. they can make u ntombi-nto…lol)
The moral of the story is … let ppl choose, and then stay with their choices… whether for cosmetic reasons, or sexual pleasure or HIV prevention… There will b Cnglema 4 polonecks & BS’s 4 cutie-cuties….lol
Madala on Tue, 18th May 2010 4:13 am
Oh Nkosi… did I just dish dish my life story??? I was suppose 2 comment on HIV ish & JZ’s article…. My G…hayi, I must stop this early morning wine…not gud
soul sista on Tue, 18th May 2010 4:15 am
Aha, @Madala let me read the story of your life…LOL
soul sista on Tue, 18th May 2010 4:21 am
Hawu you didnt dish out anything here Madala *hides*
Madala on Tue, 18th May 2010 4:28 am
lol lol lol @ soul sista… kanti what did u expect????
soul sista on Tue, 18th May 2010 4:39 am
hahaha, life story Madala life story, especially on the perceived pleasure or “lack-of” … kwaaaa *hides*
ugogal on Tue, 18th May 2010 5:05 am
Unchopped turns me off just by looking @ it but once its on duty it feels so good
Nonkawu on Tue, 18th May 2010 5:19 am
OMG wangeza uBrown Shuga thixo wam…*reserves comment*.After this article I mite as well kiss wat I am workin on goodbye!
Lela on Tue, 18th May 2010 6:01 am
Lol,hay it must be choped shem nkunqa of nee!
Brown Shuga on Tue, 18th May 2010 6:04 am
Heheh Madala, I hear ur point re: choosing 4 the child. I had to get his cut coz of a condition. His little stompie (lol) had some swelling and the doctor advised that we do it. I wud have left it for later coz he sometimes have to explain to his friends, why his is different (a better looking different, might I add lol)
Lol @ wantimg to grow foreskin back tjo! We love that wine u drink dalas.
Wena Syamthanda, gosh, if u say d**k one more time I’m gonna scream!! Hawu lol.
@Cnglema, I am shocked @ just how mich we differ in opinion! Keeping it for pleasure??? Tjo!!! Skin looks, oh gosh, I don’t even wanna imagine. Let’s just say, if its not cut, don’t even greet me, rather ask me for Cnglema’s number
soul sista on Tue, 18th May 2010 6:26 am
Kwakwakwakwa… poor Cnglema being forwarded all those things that I cant call with a name.
Lue on Tue, 18th May 2010 6:35 am
My nephew 7 choped a month ago_he tells everyone obout this_i think it’s the first thing he will tell a grl when he starts dating!
Juicyfruit on Tue, 18th May 2010 7:27 am
I’ve always been lucky enough to date guys who’ve been chopped. And like BS i find it clean, sexy and just wanna gobble it up. Came across a guy who wasn’t chopped, his penis looked my 10yr old brothers. HUGE turnoff. I hate pollonecks!
GA on Tue, 18th May 2010 7:27 am
arg Shem man BS…i always feel the agony youy went through when wrtting and posting your PG-18 articles….you always read as uncofortable as i am talking about such topics, hai mara you do well coz you go thru with it.
PS: foot note written in red is noted…especially by me bcos i make sure windows are closed when i talk about such so that no one hears my squicky voice talking about PG-18 topics.Thixo!
Anyhow:
This is an interesting topic. I honestly dont know where the foreskin is located on the male genitals. I must hunt a little baby boy who hasnt removed it and see, i think its time i knew about this.
I only remember when my little brother went to get rid of it…him and my mom were so secretive about it. *thinking* who has a little son who hasnt…yes i know who…im on a mission.
TL on Tue, 18th May 2010 8:20 am
Yes,yes,yes no polonecks please…I ain’t gonna play with no skin! Heck my boycut ain’t coming off for that either.
Iconic on Tue, 18th May 2010 8:25 am
Ya foreskin yona is a no-no,it even looks unatractive
Lady gaga on Tue, 18th May 2010 8:37 am
Lol @ BS for doing this for ur country. i also like them choped!
meisie on Tue, 18th May 2010 8:40 am
Nna, i dont mind either, as long as it is clean….i am also looking into chop chopping my “lipsssss”
Fezzy on Tue, 18th May 2010 8:42 am
My hubby always says he’s gonnago and cut but he never does…chicken….but he’s gooood…no complaints so it depends on the person ukuthi uyakwazi ukwenza na…cos I once had a boyfriend who didnt have a foreskin and he was terrible in bed.
akua on Tue, 18th May 2010 9:29 am
100% agreed with ms BS, unchopped is not the business, I have been with both sides but since the one with uchopped had a massive one he was better but the smaller chopped ones look better, uhh what am i saying? okay no preference just as long as its fat and juicy,*slobbering*, unholy thoughts @ work, damn u BS, ummm going to “pee” .
kk on Tue, 18th May 2010 9:54 am
I have not cut it and still satisfy almost every woman I have met. Like somebody said,its the debate of small or too big.I find it funny when gals like BS say “most” woman dnt like it yet every woman(mostly xhosa,we know how they feel about it) that I have slept with never complained.
On the case of being smelly,I can agree that it doesn smell if you aint getting any regularly and not bathing everyday.Its a cmobination which means if you do one everyday,its highly impossible for it to smell.Imagine me saying every ‘fat’ womans’ vijayjay smells while we know those who make it a point to bath after a long day never ever smell.
I get a turn off from a woman who doesnt shave but my gal gets rush from shaving hence she doesnt do it all the time,I tolerate it cause I know at the end she gives me good.
The reason of me not curcumcising has to do with my dad who never ever pressurized us to circumcise but told me all you need to do is satisfy a woman and she will always come back,circumcised or not,big or small,if you can give her an orgarsm,she will never forget.
PS:BS,please show me some stats that proves that “most” woman prefer circumcised things…
zolx on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:05 am
hay i prefer chopped shem – besides inkunqa *hides* iyatsweba (pinches) ifore-skin during sex.
Lindakie on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:05 am
Lol@ TL no polonecks.
TL on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:10 am
kk she still puts it in her mouth?
ntshepeng on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:12 am
i’ve never seen an uncut one…..can’t imagine going down on it.
Nonkawu on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:13 am
Hayi KK the fact that a woman doesnt complain to YOU dont mean she is satisfied or she aint gonna complain to other women…Believe me i am one of those.
Women are good at pretending and they can talk too. If u really want to know how good or bad you are in btwn the sheets then be friends with your woman’s bestfriend’s boyfriend.
Luluwise on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:13 am
Well, I have never ever seen nor done the deed with an unchopped one, and I’ve been with guys from different Ethnic groups(Xhosa, Pedi, Tswana,Ndebele, Nigerian), all of them have had the chop! So I am yet to experience a non-chopped one, I am curious coz my Sotho friend swears its the BEST. My only gripe is my culture as a Xhosa woman frowns upon uncut penises and it will TAKE a serious MINDSHIFT to even LOOK at an uncut one, but I am OPEN MINDED when it comes to such things. I am willing to try anything at least ONCE.
sexexpert on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:13 am
this is ALL bullcrap!
once a guy takes of his pants and wants to dala..the foreskin disappears cos his “ntsimbi” gets hard..
so what is the issue here?
if it were better with no “jwabi” God would have created it without “jwabi”! females mos have the “lipss” we dont care if its chopped or not, zex is zex, if yo man can do the deed u wont mind if its got “ujwabi” or not..
if this article were for preventing HIV, then YES..but what are condoms for? ZUMA is being tjatjarag..
@siyamthandaskota dude, u talking kak..a penis will smell if u dont wash it! when u go to the toilet u most shake it so the piss dont stay and 4 uncircumsised ones, when u piss, u pull the foreskin so tht the piss dont get soaked on the foreskin!
what a waste of a “ntsimbi” by the way and by that i mean yos being used for other fellas!
Ilikeitgud! on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:15 am
I pipi yi pipi…. thats all!!!
soul sista on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:15 am
tl tl tl tl @kk tell your lady to buy VAYA SMOOTH for the rush or use a small pair scissors.
Cijimpi on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:21 am
i like mine with the skin cos when I cum on a girls mouth I can slap the skin on her face/mouth! and she can suck jst the skin..”ooooh” and yes its thick, long and itshekela ka left.. no @siyamthandaskota don’t think bout it.. its not gonna happen..i like punani!!
btw, an unchopped penis only shows the foreskin if its not hard, as soon as thers excitement, u wont even know tht its not chopped! plus a chopped one looks like “Zuma’s head”
kk on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:22 am
@Nonkawu,if they still complain and come for more,then they are fools.Woman do pretend like MEN.Every woman can smell after a long day but I can still chow it without complaining,its the same cause I understand that it is possible for it to smell.
TL,like I told you,if you wast it,it hardly smells.I make sure I wash it clean all the time.I do get a bj almost everytime I have sex.
If I can tell you stories about woman who smell,you all going to ask which woman did I meet.Maybe I should ask you which cant of guys did you guys do if they all smell…
kk on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:24 am
@ Soul Sista,I will let her know.Where can we get it by the way??
siyamthandaskota on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:25 am
haibo uthini umeissie?
soul sista on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:25 am
s**expert maan!
@Luluwise does your Sotho friend mean that Sotho men dont chop chop? If so she/he is wrong because they do chop chop too.
I must admit of all those guys that I’ve met the one of my Xhosa ex was the cutest. LOL another one had his half cut… but it wasnt bad though
Nonkawu on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:27 am
KK we go back for more if there is nothing else to chow or if there is somethin in it for me…lol. If there is no steak near by a lion can settle for a bird.
soul sista on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:27 am
@kk…Nonkawu said at Clicks
Luluwise on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:29 am
@Soul Sista no gal, she only meant the MANY she’s been with not all of them…
Nonkawu on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:30 am
@ KK u can get it also from Pick N Pay.
soul sista on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:32 am
@Luluwise… understood.
“If there is no steak near by a lion can settle for a bird.” … *on the floor*
Seaka on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:32 am
mmmhhhh chop chop chop Mcain style !!!!!
kk on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:34 am
@Nonkawu,I guess every woman I have been with was either desperate or was after something(cant be money as Im not rich).
All I was trying to say is to stop generalising this thing ya hore “most” woman dnt like it.”I” think most woman dnt really care as long as you hit the right spot.
PS: I will not cut it to satisfy woman better but I am going to cut it cause it sometimes gets cuts that can be very risky…
MphoNka on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:34 am
I’ve always heard that a penis is the most ugliest thing ever. Now this: “few things are as beautiful as a clean circumcised penis. Few things”
i’m confused *hidesUnderMyPoloneck*
kk on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:38 am
MphoNka,it can be ugly but not like a vijayjay.The most most ugliest yet nice thing in the world,lol
ntshepeng on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:41 am
Soul sista says:
LOL another one had his half cut… but it wasnt bad though
Nonkawu says “If there is no steak near by a lion can settle for a bird.”
kwakwakwakwakwakwakkwakwakwakwa!!!!!!
Freshie on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:43 am
With or without lephondo, as long the man can use it to satisfy me im fine.
Nonkawu on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:43 am
kwakwakwa KK hayi man,there is something that you do rite.
There is one man i cant say no to his uncut studio because he is kissable,clean and knows where and how to touch me mara ipenetration yona HAI KHONA! Worse if i have to give him a BJ,its a mission impossible sometimes i feel like just grabbing a scissors and put it to good use..lol
Tjotjo on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:44 am
I just had to comment on this one:
I like my man chopped, correction, i take chopped or nothing. Before i moved up to Jozi I didnt even know that there is such a thing as unchopped mara surprisingly enuf I was getting down and dirty with sum guy and when the time came for me to give him a BJ i just saw him move the skin and there was a pink area behind the skin. was so grossed out and from that day on i knew that I would never go there again.
Now, because it is hard to ask a guy whether he is chopped or what b4 u get to actually almost doing the deed that has caused me to have a bit of almost occasions with uncut dudes and surprisingly enough all of them were Sotho’s. The one Zulu guy I have been with was surprisingly chopped wich is contrary to all the things that I have been hearing…
akua on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:44 am
@MphoNka – those people were wrong a penis is a beautiful thing. thats all.
sponono on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:46 am
from exp i agree with these poitns
“I also don’t think hygien is an issue coz ixelegu lixelegu regardless… & a gentlemen will always look after his “property”… especialy that one…! ”
Also..”an unchopped penis only shows the foreskin if its not hard, as soon as thers excitement, u wont even know tht its not chopped!”..so kk is rite
BTW..Miss Brown I was just about to comment on the unfairness of not giving your son the choice to do it when he’s over eiteen but i understand there are conditions that force you..otherwise, I’ve read stories from Jewish/Muslim sons complaining that they wish they had a choice, whereby they experience how it feels with and without…(in fact most guys who only chopped recently will tel you there is less excitement for them hence they stay longer, which women interpret as them being too good, kanti they dont get stimulated like the unchopped ones…AT THe SAME BREATH its about HOW YOU do it..and your hygiene standards, and also the smgema is a necessary healthy lubricant that is produced daily from both males and females, but without regualr baths then there’s be too much of it..the only point i think i can understand bout the look of an unchooped one is when there is just TOO much foreskin, well those dudes realy NEED it coz it doesnt go back so much that you wont notice it.
Brown Shuga on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:53 am
@MphoNka you heard wrong.
Brown Shuga on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:57 am
@KK you need to be friends with more gals… we talk about sex a lot and yeah, those girls were only coming back coz they didn’t have options… kwaaaaa
soul sista on Tue, 18th May 2010 10:57 am
@Nonkawu please stop… I’m dead
kk on Tue, 18th May 2010 11:00 am
@BS,I think you being a XHOSA woman has everything to do with this article…
GA on Tue, 18th May 2010 11:14 am
the graphic details ruined my branch…hectic…
Nonkawu on Tue, 18th May 2010 11:20 am
Hayi bo KK do you really have to bring the tribe thing into this?? Lets not divert the direction of this article because we all know such statements can create a war among the bloggers. It has happened before.
Would it have been better if the article was written by Ntshepeng?? #Just Asking
Brown Shuga on Tue, 18th May 2010 11:22 am
Lol a Xhosa woman who was born and bred I’m the Free state and cud tell u more about Sotho culture than she cud about Xhosa culture.
TL on Tue, 18th May 2010 11:25 am
I’m Zulu, but agree wholeheartedly with BS-I ain’t gonna pull out and THEN go down-hell no
Yho uCijimpi ushaya ngecomma
ntshepeng on Tue, 18th May 2010 11:30 am
@GA LOL, so know what u mean.
Lee on Tue, 18th May 2010 11:31 am
i had a friend who was crazy about the non chopping she said she loves it when the skin moves…euwwww…..
for me u must chop chop… im taking my kids when they are 3 so that they grow up without knowing what foreskin is………
jerrr that thing looks smelly
kk on Tue, 18th May 2010 11:35 am
@Nonkawu,I am not trying to start a tribal fight.It is a fact that most woman who dnt like uncircumcised things are XHOSA.It is understandable due to the fact in EC is more like a taboo for a young man to have ijwabi.If XHOSA woman are angry from that statement,ntshwareleng bo,was not trying to start a fight,especially with NoNkawu cause you can never win,lol.
Ntshepeng would not even try to write such cause she can count all the men she has slept with in one hand *Hides before ntshepeng reads this,lol*,not saying its a bad thing.
@BS,as we both from Welkom,I think you met those guys who chill shopong tsa kgale the whole day and forget to wash while they know hore letlalo la nkga busiu,lol…
Nonkawu on Tue, 18th May 2010 11:43 am
lol @ KK.
ntshepeng on Tue, 18th May 2010 11:45 am
@kk no need to hide, i really can count the number of men i’ve slept with on one hand *coy smile*
sexexpert on Tue, 18th May 2010 11:47 am
jst cos u have “ijwabi” doesnt mean it smells..
we could say the same for girls..when u (ALL of u) have Periods and i kuku seyi vuza igazi tht shit must smell dont it?
but NO, it dont..cos u wash it..same thing with NON-chopped guys! jst say u prefer it chopped, dnt b assumin it smells, it dont!
kk on Tue, 18th May 2010 11:50 am
I knew I was right,she did not get to the the index finger when she counted RONTLMAO….
Lee on Tue, 18th May 2010 11:51 am
hai wena sexexpert…hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha……
Nonkawu on Tue, 18th May 2010 11:55 am
kwakwakwa @ sexexpert, periods come and go,we cant say the same about ijwabi…lol
Cut above the rest on Tue, 18th May 2010 12:03 pm
It’s funny how since I decided to chop, I’m seeing more of these articles. Getting mine chopped in a few weeks time. Some are for it, some against. Hope I don’t lose the sensitivity! I’m doing it just to conform, otherwise i will miss my jwabi!
Cut above the rest on Tue, 18th May 2010 12:04 pm
And…I’m tired of all this discrimination…only on the net though…never had it in real life! Power to the foreskin.
ntshepeng on Tue, 18th May 2010 12:09 pm
what’s ijwabi?
@kk i’ve only slept with two men so once more, u’re rite
Cijimpi on Tue, 18th May 2010 12:13 pm
@Cut above the rest #powertotheforskin
@TL, lol at comma!
@ntshepeng, u wanna hav Cijimpi as the 1st guy on your other hand?
i give up ngo Nonkawu..i bet if i can Cijimpify BS, she wud retract the statement in this blog!!
Cijimpi on Tue, 18th May 2010 12:14 pm
@ntshepeng >> ujwabi is foreskin
Mamdjidji on Tue, 18th May 2010 12:18 pm
kwkakwkakwk @Cijimpi itshekela kaleft neh *dead*….
Nonkawu on Tue, 18th May 2010 12:26 pm
…tsek wena Cijimbi..lol
ntshepeng on Tue, 18th May 2010 12:28 pm
@Cijimpi, hayi uzongishaya nge foreskin yakho? no thanks LOL
Whitechick on Tue, 18th May 2010 12:34 pm
Lol u ppl crack me up tjo. Lmfao but i’m learning a lot from url anyway, would luv to comment but i hvnt seen much pipi’s in my lyf either, but i know one dat was unchoppd n der was no smell at all,
soul sista on Tue, 18th May 2010 12:40 pm
“Power to the foreskin.” *rolling on the floor*
Lee on Tue, 18th May 2010 12:54 pm
guys its JWABU not JWABI pls tu…hahahahahahhahahaha
Brown Shuga on Tue, 18th May 2010 1:02 pm
tjo, power to the foreskin… lmao!
TL on Tue, 18th May 2010 1:07 pm
I don’t think ijwabi smells, it just looks rolled nje.
Cijimpi on Tue, 18th May 2010 1:30 pm
@Nonkawu, love u long time..
@Lee, askies “jwabu” ke
@Ntshepeng, trust me when im in action u will forget tht i have i poloneck on, angithi vele angeke ngishaye ngama straight..i’ll have a plastic on mos!!
eish, im liss for cake manje yaz.. >> goes 2 facebook for a hunt
Lela on Tue, 18th May 2010 1:32 pm
Hay wena sexexpert dont even bring God in this cause circumcision is very biblical from the old testament to the new,but its sill not a must. By the way if u want to know how most women feel abt an unchoped 4skin scroll up n down this article and its women of different tribes. And i agree with it being the most beautiful thing.
Brown Shuga on Tue, 18th May 2010 1:36 pm
LOL!!!! Go Lela!!!!
Mis J on Tue, 18th May 2010 1:44 pm
Lolment brown suger you made my year. Great article. Finally we had a woman who wasnt scared to say it.
Guys from a womans perspective I say Brown Suger is right. I mean that whole skin hides the beauty you know.lol and what makes the skin so bad is that after the guy aqiba ukucama lol then iya shrinker right?and imagine incanca e shrinkile and then ibe nalesa skin ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yuck iyashwabana.It really looks disgusting hai kabi.Nyani!
So guys please do cut.lol
KeleFabulous on Tue, 18th May 2010 2:00 pm
I’ve tasted both the cut and uncut version and thre really isn’t much difference. only thing i can say is the uncut version can go on for longer…
Fezzy on Tue, 18th May 2010 2:09 pm
The problem is not with the performance, and if u wash it thoroughly then u fine but the appearance, as especially when its shrinked…..mmmm…no.
Lee on Tue, 18th May 2010 2:09 pm
ahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha @ poloneck…hahahahahahahahhah
Lee on Tue, 18th May 2010 2:10 pm
i agree with u fezzy….. hahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
sexexpert on Tue, 18th May 2010 2:35 pm
@Lela .. go and find out why boys in the Bible times were circumcised! then come talk to me..
u girls just want boys 2 get circumcised cos of appearance,
u mst b nuts..being circumcised is like cutting a chunk of your manhood! how bout u try cutting isbindi sakho ekukwini then we shall talk!!
if u have health issues, (like BS’ kid did) by all means do it..but not cos its a culture thing..or it looks nice..thats nuts! in the xhosa culture, if u are circumcised then u are considered a man.. bullcrap!
Cleve2 on Tue, 18th May 2010 2:40 pm
I wouldn’t know. But if I would get a jwabi I really think I won’t mind.
Lindakie on Tue, 18th May 2010 2:44 pm
hahahaha *dead*
Mamdjidji on Tue, 18th May 2010 2:44 pm
tjo tjo tjo kuyaphoxwana la !!
Fezzy on Tue, 18th May 2010 2:58 pm
Hayi sexexpect….bheka izinto ozishoyo ndoda….too sensitive,.
Zethu on Tue, 18th May 2010 3:44 pm
Guys – I’ll be honest, the guy am with now isnt chopped but I am very happy with him. Look I’m Xhosa – had never seen an unchopped one before him and didnt see a lot of these things before hence couldnt really make up whether he had the foreskin or not, but it kinda worried me when it was confirmed uba he isnt chopped cos of all the horrible things that I hear.
Am happy – he gives me multiple orgasms, he knows he has to be clean before I give him a BJ like I also have to be clean so really where is the problem, look nam b4 I met him ndandisithi NEVER so its a never say never typa thingie, that sucker made me fall inlove with him first!
ntshepeng on Tue, 18th May 2010 3:51 pm
@KeleFabulous hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lela on Tue, 18th May 2010 3:59 pm
Like i said sexexpert its not a must,n God wouldnt have made a covenent of circumcision with Abraham if he had a problem with it and Christ whom i believe in had it choped so any man dat i will know in d biblical sense must have it choped!
Jimmy on Tue, 18th May 2010 4:08 pm
I had to cut mine coz I don’t wanna I miss out on getting some, especially BJ. I must say that it looks better now that it’s chopped and apparently it’s nicer. A penis will not have bad smell if it’s washed regularly(once a day) though.
Lela on Tue, 18th May 2010 4:08 pm
What im tryna say is chopin doesnt make u mo of a man n its a personal choice jst like Paul made it clear that it doesnt make u a betta man 2b circumcised bt even in those biblical times it was still a mockery not 2b choped hense David did with Goliath callin him this uncircumcised Philistian. So chopin is d way 2go!
Bathong! on Tue, 18th May 2010 4:13 pm
I’d love to see your son read this blog when he’s grown up..lol
Luluwise on Tue, 18th May 2010 4:22 pm
@sexexpert…Go easy on the insults baba…cultural relativism: its fine if its not for you, but don’t knock those who practice it. I love debate coz you learn so much with the different views expressed, but I take exception to name calling just because you don’t practice or subscribe to that culture. We are talking about personal preferance here and it is largely influenced by socialisation, its good to encourage people to look at things differently but let maintain sensitivity and respect. You can still make your point without insults and degrading statements.
ntshepeng on Tue, 18th May 2010 4:32 pm
yini isbindi se kuku?
Nonkawu on Tue, 18th May 2010 4:34 pm
@ Luluwise plz tell Sexexpert that we no longer use that kind of language as bloggers.We try to respect each other, whats with the insults?? Not kool at all.
Nthoentle on Tue, 18th May 2010 4:57 pm
Kwa kwa kwa@ Cngela and Siyamthandaskota! You guys killed me!
Yeah BS I also heard unchopped contract STI’s easier! Sies!
dirt disher! on Tue, 18th May 2010 5:45 pm
what a hott something BS! woo! im telling all my guy friends to see this, its a must see! woo!
Zandi! on Tue, 18th May 2010 7:29 pm
Unnecessary comment Bathong!
Silent Blogger on Tue, 18th May 2010 7:49 pm
U PEEPS REALLY HAVE SEX, I need 2 catch up! But I am now confused, dunno whether 2 catch up on frequency or number of partners. Tried 2 keep it clean but cud hav been badly phrased if I didn’t hav respect 4 JC
ntshepeng on Tue, 18th May 2010 7:51 pm
@silentblogger stick with frequency lovie….. number of partners is so Jacob Zuma
Nthoentle on Tue, 18th May 2010 8:11 pm
Sexexpert-isibindi se kuku!*passes out*! Hahahahhahahaha yo wena,u r out of order stru! I’m laugjing and shocked all at once,hahahhahahaha! *Faints again*!
soul sista on Tue, 18th May 2010 8:17 pm
*pouring cold water onto Nthoentle* Wake up!
Fiffy on Tue, 18th May 2010 9:38 pm
@Soul sista
‘pouring cold water onto Nthoentle, wake up’
kwakwakwakwakwakwa
Cijimpi on Wed, 19th May 2010 9:22 am
hehehehe, this blog is funny.. i love it..
@Ntshepeng .. tht pink thingi elengayo daar ngaphansi
@Luluwise .. @Nonkawu .. @Nthoentle .. let me get this straight, so u ladies can talk about boys getting it chopped, but u cant talk bout isbindi being chopped? some cultures practice tht mos.. (did u kno some peops actually put amacici daar).. i see nothing wrong with @Sexexperts statement..
he’s tryna bring across a point tht u ladies are fine with boys chopping, even tho its just for appearance, mara u guys wont chop yos.. its not a matter of degrading females, its just an example.. choppin is also sensitive 2 other peopls.. niyang thola?
Nonkawu on Wed, 19th May 2010 1:05 pm
Cijimbi the last time i checked,refering to someone as being NUTS was an insult…unless there is another neaning to it,plz feel me in.
Lee on Wed, 19th May 2010 2:23 pm
CAN WE GET SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING TO CHAT ABOUT….
Nthoentle on Wed, 19th May 2010 2:45 pm
Kwa kwa kwa @Soul Sista thanx for waking me up! Tjo lena,batho baa bolela mxcee stru! Polonecks,I’m still laughing le today!
Bee on Wed, 19th May 2010 2:53 pm
Yawn! Thanx God so much um Lesbian. I am planning to have a baby boy at some point but cutting his part of his body nah that he’ll do it on his own when hes grown up.
Lee on Wed, 19th May 2010 2:54 pm
Bee please share… is being lesbian nice vele??? no popo??/
soul sista on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:03 pm
@Nthoentle what took you so long? Looks like the polo neck really put you in a coma last night.
ntshepeng on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:06 pm
….you know i think about being half lesbian more and more each day. the only thing i can’t do is have sex with a girl
How Lee, how’s being heterosexual any nicer than being lesbian?
Lee on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:11 pm
just curious Ntshepeng, i just want to knw is it nicer na?? i love my popo yhoooooo so i want to have an idea of what lesbians do…. Bee dont respond if u not comfortable pls
Nonkawu on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:16 pm
Guys mna i am getting me another Vibrator this friday….What i got doesnt seem to be working properly.
And please DONT JUDGE ME *in my best Trevor Noah voice kwi DayWalker*
ntshepeng on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:19 pm
@Lee oh i get you…. don’t they use vibrators in the place of kwae?
Bee on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:19 pm
Hawu Lee well i don know how to answer your question becouse i’ve never been somethg else. Um sho the right person to answer u is the person who used to be Straigt/date guys and now with Lesboz or some1 whose straight and experimented with Lesboz. For me its my life so i guess its just normal.
ntshepeng on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:21 pm
@nonkawu huuuu weee thanks for bringin that up. saw a purple one the other day….it’s so small (it fits in the palm of my hand). what do u mean it doesn’t do it’s job anymore.
here’s what i wanna know:
1. does it just vibrate without moving? (don’t know how to explain my question but u know mos the real deal is flexible). does it feel like the real thing or just a tampon that buzzes?
Cijimpi on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:27 pm
kwakwakwa.. @ntshepeng a tempon tht buzzes *dead*
Lee on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:30 pm
SORRY IF THIS SEEMS LIKE AN INTERVIEW… thanks Bee, i thot u have once tasted mthondolicius and have moved to something else… ok i guess u cant answer me…i have a vibrator as well, cant use it!!!! dont see the need.. its cold and boring and dry hai
ntshepeng on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:34 pm
@Lee so why did u get one? angithi u must be well lubricated wena or else use lube if it’s too dry? LOL at a vibrator being boring.
i’m seriously wanting to buy one…..just need to pluck up the courage.
Nonkawu on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:35 pm
Ntshepeng i mean the real one has some moods at tyms,just becoz i talk too much i get punished..lol think Angela on Why did i get married?
Forget the tampoon,the vibrator is way better than the real deal coz you can control it..lol
Nonkawu on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:38 pm
@ Lee its becoz u dont knw how to use it maan. Durex lubricant sisi works wonders i tell ya. You can even use a condom on it..lol
soul sista on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:39 pm
Bathong! Tjo!
Thank Ghad I’m a nun
ntshepeng on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:41 pm
Nonkawu says:
@ Lee its becoz u dont knw how to use it maan.
kwakwakwakawkwakwkakakakakakakakakakakakakak!!
ntshepeng on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:41 pm
@soul sista LOL
Bee on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:43 pm
Kwakwakwa@Nonkawu if ufana noAngela then u deserve the punishmement. Phela loya mntwana is FREAK.
Bee on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:44 pm
Kwakwakwa@Nonkawu if ufana noAngela then u deserve the punishmement. Phela loya mntwana is a FREAK.
Nonkawu on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:45 pm
Wena Soul Sista,plz do not disturb us. Go back and finish ur prayers..lol
‘Sex is a woooooonderful thing’ *in my best Desmond Tutu voice*
Nonkawu on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:47 pm
Bee please dont start..lol,she is my role model and the reason i watch that movie more than once nge weeekends..both 1 & 2.
Lee on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:48 pm
a friend bought it 4 me when i was preggy…hahahahahhahahahha
hai i havent used it in a while i just dont get how to use it
i like the real thing…hahahahahha
ntshepeng on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:49 pm
‘Sex is a woooooonderful thing’ *in my best Desmond Tutu voice*
*DEAD*
Nonkawu on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:53 pm
Lee now it makes sense,kante u used it when you were pregies?? most women are very dry during pregnancy…We forgive you for insulting the vibrator then..lol
soul sista on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:54 pm
I’m just curious though, so I’ll stick around.
I really like the good Angela, when she is cooking & telling Marcus how much she loves him I always get bored. I like the bitchy side of her.
Nonkawu it has always been obvious that she is your role model, telling it like it is the best that you learnt from her, not sure about the drinking…
soul sista on Wed, 19th May 2010 3:56 pm
We forgive you for insulting the vibrator then..lol
*on the floor*
Lee on Wed, 19th May 2010 4:02 pm
no, after preggyness.. hai im not being lesbian anytime soon nna
Nonkawu on Wed, 19th May 2010 4:03 pm
Soul Sista hayi i dont touch red wine,ngyabonga..lol
Groupie on Wed, 19th May 2010 4:04 pm
hahahah u guys r crazy tltltllt @ We forgive you for insulting the vibrator then..lol
Ja neh JC is the best…
Lee on Wed, 19th May 2010 4:12 pm
hahahahha thats JC for u
ntshepeng on Wed, 19th May 2010 4:15 pm
LOL at insulting the vibrator haahhahahaahahahahahahahaha! Mr Vibrator is mighty sensitive mos
Matric on Wed, 19th May 2010 4:20 pm
kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa@ Nonkawu Hayi laughed soooo hard i even spilled my coffee on me.Hahahahahahah@ “We forgive you for insulting the vibrator”
Bee on Wed, 19th May 2010 4:26 pm
Ha Nonkawu kanti wena where did u get the sec season while thina we are tiredly waitin for it to play @ Cinema!
Nonkawu on Wed, 19th May 2010 4:32 pm
Bee my American contacts sent it to me… Believe me way its better that the 1st one, more more more drama. I wont spoil it for you,wait for the premiere my friend..lol
soul sista on Wed, 19th May 2010 4:38 pm
Hayi Nonkawu I still prefer the 1st one. This one was just ok, or maybe I was expecting too much.
Mtsss, you & your American contacts, the next thing you will be telling us that Kanye gave you a Rolex like someone I dontt want to mention his name… *hides*
Bee on Wed, 19th May 2010 4:43 pm
Ok i’ll wait. Ungcolile kodwa gal, u’ve got connexions like your Tbo. But hey as i said ek sal wag. Anyway um still in stiches ngu Leon Schusta.
Nonkawu on Wed, 19th May 2010 5:26 pm
Soul Sista forget the Rolex,I will be sayin Kanye sent me a vibrator ( Made in LA )lol
yummy on Wed, 19th May 2010 5:40 pm
So bee or is it lee?wat do u and ur gal get up to wen ur doin it-if u don’t mind my askin
Bee on Wed, 19th May 2010 5:49 pm
@Yummy actual i do mind. I’ve gotta an advise for u thou, if you happen to be that curious about it GOOGLE it hun.
soul sista on Wed, 19th May 2010 5:54 pm
Keep on dreaming Nonkawu.
LOL @Bee…. *wink*
ntshepeng on Wed, 19th May 2010 6:10 pm
@Bee *hi-5*
Nthoentle on Wed, 19th May 2010 6:19 pm
@Ntshepeng-dont be scared of the vibrator nana,u will love it. No its not like a buzzing tampon bit it obviously isn’t as nice as the real deal but u will enjoy it! I need to get another one, I want a nice bright pink or purple one! You move it around with your hand, the movement and the vibrations are what cause the pleasure. Mmmmmhhhh *grabs vibrator till hubby gets home*!
Nonkawu on Wed, 19th May 2010 6:30 pm
@ Yummy, do u mind telling us wat u and ur partner get up to?
Bee another Hi 5 from me sthandwa sam.
Lela on Wed, 19th May 2010 8:15 pm
Yho! I aint gonna go down the alter 2 confess 4 havin done a vibrating tempon,if im gona be sining i beta do it proper,ndincanyiswe ndiphatha phathwe amabele tyhini!*hides*
soul sista on Wed, 19th May 2010 8:42 pm
Lela did that just come from you? *hides*
LG on Wed, 19th May 2010 8:52 pm
Guys mna ndicele ukubuza.I’ve only cn female vibrators (voroso),so do guys also have a vibrator yekhekhe?
Lela on Wed, 19th May 2010 8:54 pm
Lol Soulsista im sayin e truth mos,why wud i wana be askin for forgiveness bcz of a vibrating tampon,isnt it beta i do the real thing?
soul sista on Wed, 19th May 2010 9:08 pm
Thats true Lela…lol at the vibrating tampon. I just dont like it, because it doesnt touch. I wont even bother myself with it… i still prefer the real thing too
Nonkawu on Wed, 19th May 2010 11:12 pm
Shame guys why are u not answering uLG? Nxa niyabhora yaz.
Yes LG there is one for men,its vjayjay u can get it from adult shops,there are all diffrent ones.
soul sista on Wed, 19th May 2010 11:18 pm
Hayi is it still a vibrator? It’s like every toothpaste being called Colgate.
Nonkawu on Wed, 19th May 2010 11:33 pm
Voetsek wena SoulSista..lol
soul sista on Wed, 19th May 2010 11:39 pm
Kwakwakwakwakwa… I was just asking and just curious
Matric on Thu, 20th May 2010 12:08 am
kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa@all the comments shuuuu nkosi yam’ when am i going to grow up and do all these things? being under age sux bigtym.Lol
Cnglema on Thu, 20th May 2010 12:09 am
Soulsista lol!Nonkawu r vibrators still R400 and up?thats my gripe with them.i buy my porn from naijaz very cheap and dildos are just too costly.i used alternative methods lol!
soul sista on Thu, 20th May 2010 12:17 am
Hahahahaha Cnglema, Thats what I love about you, you dont waste money… Do they cost that much? I’ll pass!
yummy on Thu, 20th May 2010 12:19 am
Yoh haai guys thanx for crucifying me *shocked face* was just asking coz I’m tired of guys and their nonsense so am wonderin about batting for the other team-just don’t wanna seem clueless when the moment does present itself!
kamo on Thu, 20th May 2010 12:33 am
u guys r killing
kamo on Thu, 20th May 2010 12:34 am
meant to say killing me
Cnglema on Thu, 20th May 2010 12:35 am
Soulsista hun im cheap like that.only hair,skincare and makeup i splash on and dont mind overspending.
soul sista on Thu, 20th May 2010 12:46 am
You are doing great Cnglema, I cant fork out that much for something that doesnt kiss or spank…. did I just say that? *hides*
Nonkawu on Thu, 20th May 2010 4:26 am
Lol @ Cnglema,u get ur porn from where? Do u also re sell porn? I knw u r a business woman. If u sell porn plz sell me some. *serious face*
Vibrators are expensive yes but they are worth every cent. There is one I heard about,actually its a whole package,it plays with ur tits,waist, neck the works. I need to find out how much it costs becoz its a collectors edition..lol
soul sista on Thu, 20th May 2010 4:59 am
Kwakwakwakwa, maybe that’s the one I can go for, but then I dont think I can never find my Jimmy with that one. I will be complete….
Lee on Thu, 20th May 2010 8:59 am
@ nthoentle…hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha
ur cheating on hubby with a vibrator…hahahahahhahahahahahaha
i have a super pink mr silencer, i have to learn how to use it properly
Lee on Thu, 20th May 2010 9:02 am
i also want porn pleaseeeeeeeeee im addcited
LG on Thu, 20th May 2010 9:02 am
Thanx Nonkawu. Andina picture yayo & I’m tryna picture it & figure out how men use it
Fruitcake on Thu, 20th May 2010 9:21 am
Tjo, @ the JC girls telling men to chop ,then they go get themselves Vibrators! SMH
Lehakoe on Thu, 20th May 2010 12:19 pm
lol @ Cnglema for finding alternative methods. U guys niyangibulala stru.
nan on Thu, 20th May 2010 12:25 pm
@Nokawu? hawu you don’t say we2, does it have hands ? *looks on skeptically*
VBT’s are good and part of the fun is learning how and what sets your fire alight all over again and the bonus is they dont give you sas
Nthoentle on Thu, 20th May 2010 6:32 pm
Kwaaaaaa @Lee! Wa phapha chomi
PNI-girlz on Fri, 21st May 2010 10:20 am
unchopped is a total turn off no question and full stop, dats ma story & I’m sticking 2 it!!!!