A – Z Of South African Entertainment!

June 15, 2010 by  

Opinions. What would the world be like if we had to keep them all to ourselves? I love Freedom. The fact that we are allowed to open our mouths and say what we think. Of course what I think is not what the next person thinks but  that’s what makes life so interesting! To cut a long story short… please check out my first attempt at the A – Z of South Africa’s entertainment. Hopefully the list will end up as a dictionary, if we get interesting and fun additions to it. From you, of course.

This post was inspired by Football365.co.za‘s Melissa Reddy who wrote about “The A – Z of South African Football”.

Here we go:

A - Akon, a talented US musician that we are sick and tired of seeing in SA. He is the king of hooks but frankly, we are gatvol.

B - Blue Bulls – the coolest rugby team in South Africa. This, coming from someone who doesn’t know what a scrum is.

C - Criticism: Something that our celebrities cannot handle. They sadly do not know that it is part of the game and will follow them as long as they are in the public eye. I refer them to Letter J.

D - Debora Patta – A Christiane Amanpour gone wrong & a perfect example of how not to do interviews. I admire her fearless spirit though and would love to meet her one day. Hopefully before she reads this.

E - E! News, the American show that Real Goboza, V Entertainment etc will NEVER be.

F - Fake – the most common thing in SA Entertainment. There is more fake than there is money. Fake designer labels, fake friendships, fake smiles, fake pregnancies and even fake relationships.

G - Generations – your ticket to a Drum Magazine cover. Make that a SA magazine cover. Generations is the only show whose “extras” make magazine covers, it’s huge!

H - Hater. The most overused word in entertainment. #nuffsaidJozi

I - I do. Two words that don’t mean anything in this industry.

J – Just Be Strong (to be read in conjuction with C)

K - Khanyi Mbau. The most talked about “celeb” in SA. Even when she’s unemployed.

L - Lance Stehr, the Ghetto Ruff boss who’s got beef with everyone he’s ever worked with

M - Metro FM : A Spaza shop trading as a commercial SABC radio station. Why do I say this? Ask their DJs, I got this term from them.

N – Noah. Trevor Noah is a gorgeous, charming South African comedian. Sadly, his colleagues in the industry are accusing him of stealing their jokes. The jury is still out on this one.

O – Over the top : Tina and Prosper. Two people who are trying too hard to stay relevant.

P - Papi Khomane : Watch him on SABC Sport for comic relief.

Q – Quinton Fortune : the former Man United/ Bafana Bafana player who had disappeared from our faces only to reappear at the World Cup Kick Off Concert looking yummier than we knew him to be.

R - Redi Direko, a Talk Radio 702 host that every young woman should be listening to. She is gutsy, smart, ambitious, principled and so loveable.

S - Soccer Players – The only reason why we want a local version of CHEATERS. Enough content for 2 full seasons guaranteed.

T – Touch Teargas : One of the most talented Hip Hop groups in South Africa. We expect more from them.

U - Unathi – A kind soul who happens to have the most irritating TV ad since Desmond Dube’s Clientele ads. Those Diski Ads are just OFF.

V - Vuyo : the character played by Brenda Ngxoli in SABC 1′s Home Affairs. She should get a SAFTA/Oscar for this.

W – Weed : A popular herb in celeb circles.

X - Xolani Mkhiva : A South African praise singer who has never heard of the words “Dedel’abanye”. Don’t we have other praise singers in SA?

Y - Yho! An exclamation used by SA audiences in reaction to the good, bad and ugly dished by the industry.

Z – Zola Zulu , you have to speak this language to feel like part of the “in  crowd” in Jozi, SA’s self proclaimed Hollywood. It’s a nice language though and some of them Zulu boys are hott.

Let’s turn this into a dictionary! Your turn….

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Comments

233 Comments on "A – Z Of South African Entertainment!"

  1. soul sista on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:51 am 

    Oh bathong I had totally forgotten about this, it was promised to us like when….hmmm, let me read

  2. soul sista on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 3:15 am 

    LOL… you took words out my mouth with H- like @lwandie once said (Haters are the new UFOs…they are spotted in the most unlikely places ever)

    E – English > some master it & some murder it but life still goes on

    F – Football > sport that you cant hide from even if you wish as long as are a JC blogger *side eyes to one lady*

    J – Just Curious > need I say more? #ask celebs

    K – Kiki…

    S – Soccer > same as F but hey if you dont have any idea about it now you must be disrespectful to @BS *hides*

  3. mousa on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 3:27 am 

    Lol! I love it! Esp letters G,A,J,U. Ya but those unathi ads kill me! She looks so shiney,my goodness!! I would add in W – world cup sa, sporting phenomenon in our own back yard. J- just curious just rocks #nuff said. G- grind. What sa masses should be doing while others sleep. *hides* . And i think u should have left T- for touch. The one celeb who is getting on ppls nerves right now! Nite!

  4. mousa on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 3:29 am 

    Love your letter E soul sista!

  5. Tranq15 on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 4:56 am 

    LMAO! Just the truth nje, the brutal truth! Letter E and G as exhibition A! Hahah
    Lol ay, wang fetsa yoh! LOL and K is so true SMH! I thank you for T! That
    scrathed name nje we shall not get into it, you know what I mean! Haha.
    Yeah, with you on the letter V there!
    Lol Great Article Lelo! I shall register!

  6. makgotso on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 4:58 am 

    love it,l said exactly that abo t A to my sista the other day. Can you do this monthly like – Most things talked about

  7. J.A.Y. on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 7:21 am 

    S- swag … just like money and sex…those who don’t have enough of it…talk about it all the time…

  8. GodsBlessing on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 7:21 am 

    T- twitter over capacity yamasimba!!!

  9. Fezzy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 7:24 am 

    T = Touch…ugly celebrity who thinks he’s the next big thing since double ply toilet paper.

  10. Brown Shuga on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 7:26 am 

    Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa Twitter Over Capacity yamasimba!!!! LMAO!!!!!

  11. J.A.Y. on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 7:28 am 

    LOL @ GB – that Twitter whale really sucks – plus it ate all our tweets..

    T – Top …add any word next to that and Tshwelopele (another T) will hook you up with a show on SABC 3

    V – Vuvuzela – the most talked about South African celeb right now – and I’m talking internationally… ==============<()

  12. Kiki on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 7:37 am 

    Yay wena SoulSista hlukana nam tu! Mxim…lol

    Kwaaaaaaa at this list tjo tjo. Let me read again. *dies*

    A = After nines,the worst punishment to a married woman (most celebs r affected by this virus)

    B = BS..the most friendly,humble n sweet person but has many enemies becoz of her site…actually becoz of wat people write on her site. She always takes the bullets. SAD!

    D = Dj this is the most abused carrier apha eMzanzi.. Every body wants to be that is if they don’t already consider themselves one. As long you have more than 20cds,u can be one.

    M = Mzansi Insider….just writing about this makes me wanna puke…check my O.

    O = Originality.. That’s wat some celebs lake.

    S = Sluts (This is wat SA men are according to Kgomotso Matsunyane )

    W = Water, most people are alergic to this beautiful thing that God created..Drinking is not a problem its when people have to take off their clothes..now that’s a challege,ask Thandiswa, Unathi, Zolani ,Zuluboy etc

  13. TL on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 7:38 am 

    I thought he was Zolani Mkhiva…yehhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmm

    A-Arthur Mafokate the 999 boss who has no ear for talent,with no variety in his stable and he complains the most.

    M-Mzwakhe Mbuli-the ex jailbird who happens to be a poet…say with me Mbuli….Buli…uli…liii…iiiiiiiii.

    O-Orlando Pirates the soccer team (giant team)from Soweto that has not won anything in the last decade, which is not surprising considering that their star striker is Teko Modise.

    P-Phindi G-the Zulu version of christian louboutinis

  14. Brown Shuga on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 8:05 am 

    Oh no! Yeah! It is Zolani Mkhiva not Xolani! I need an X guys

  15. SAVANAH DRY on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 8:21 am 

    Kwakwakwa @ Kiki your W rocks !!!

  16. GodsBlessing on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 8:34 am 

    X- xoxo…….

  17. Fezzy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 8:38 am 

    Kiki and Tl…u gusy are just too creative…LOL

  18. sanele_mlotana on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 8:40 am 

    Tjo I lv this list its just grt..lOl!..on dat X note

    X- Xolani gwala one dull or shud I say painfully Borring guy who bores the heck out of South africans with dat Asikhulume crap current affairs show..if dats wat its meant to be.

  19. LG on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 8:59 am 

    Kwakwakwa Touch.

    The only X I can think of is Xhosa. Let me think harder, tuf 1

  20. LG on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:01 am 

    What does UFOs stand 4 guys?

  21. sanele_mlotana on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:01 am 

    G- gay guys aren’t we just tired of seeing amstel and koyo gaying in every social event apha emzansi..looking girlier dan me always..smh!
    W- Walter oh no SABC sport plz help with his make-up and more soccer knowledge thnx…sumtymz he talks crap

  22. lady gaga on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:06 am 

    he he he, i love Letter C, i sooo agree with that!

  23. soul sista on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:13 am 

    Kwaaaaaaa…. @Kiki you are the best! Everything is so spot on…lol

    W =Water…lol

    LOL, @TL bathong…The Poet and his many complaints.

  24. leej on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:17 am 

    @ Fezzy! Agreed n don’t forget Akons bellboy

  25. posh on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:19 am 

    while on the SABC their highly paid foreign commentators speak broken english! Can hardly hear their analysis

  26. Blesphemy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:19 am 

    B- Boring celebs, we have now been seeing the same faces on TV for the last 10 years

    M- Mini, new live presenter (WHACK WHACK WHACK) is there no talent out there?

    P- Pearl thusi, Precious makgareta, opportunists “models”

    S- Sugar daddies, what south african females live for

    Z- Zuma, our rapist president

  27. zolx on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:29 am 

    hahahahaha tjo you guys cracked me up with this A-Z list.

    thanks BS and i agree it should be done monthly

  28. Mands on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:31 am 

    Generations is the only show whose “extras” make magazine covers, it’s huge! Kwakwakwakwa

    U’ve made my day BS with ur list.

    K – Kelly Kumalo > ex tshisthi
    P – Patrice Motsepe > SA’s only black billionaire who made it 2 the Forbes list
    S – Siphiwe Tshabalala >the man who scored 4 bafana bafana against Mexico & made us proud
    J – Julius Malema > I dont know what to say

  29. Fezzy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:36 am 

    J-JubJub- SA celeb who killed innocent kids and got away with it, who also claimed that he has never had unprotective sex but he is the father of the ex-tshitshi’s baby.

  30. TL on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:39 am 

    Kweeeeeeeee at Suiker pa

  31. Blesphemy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:39 am 

    @ Mands, Patrice is really low on the list though, so lets not get too excited, and he isn’t the only south african on the Forbes list by the way.

    so, is it true that witch craft is working for the WC? since it is the first time Africa is hosting it, and because it’s on our grounds/continent, the muti sure is effective?

  32. TL on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:47 am 

    F-Flamingo best describes the shims (read S)

    G-Grind the term most used by insomnic tweeps

    S-Shim -Americans think Miss Jay…the rest google!

  33. ugogal on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:11 am 

    U killed me with U BS, couldn’t have said it better kwakwakwa…

  34. lebza4sho on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:34 am 

    kwa kwa kwa kwa for removing Touch and replacing him ka Teargas, lol BS hai twitter ruined you ka nnete

  35. Bruised Ego on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:35 am 

    Wow creativity at its best, a very good list!
    Now let me share mines…

    B – BlackBerry a must have tool, 80% of celebs have it & its about time you join the club too. Don’t be stubborn I know you have been told before to buy it!!

    C – Claire Mawisa the lady you would love/hate to follow on Twitter, her tweets are straight to the point, she tweets what’s she likes & that’s what’s up!! Halla @ ya Claire!!

    D – Durban girls vs Jozi girls…C’mon now girls are you that bored?? ladies just grow up, this is not worth it, plain foolishness if you ask me!!

    I – Inc The popular place to shoot your music video, like WTF?? We are tired of seeing those walls

    H – Hustler, everyone is a hustler these days, even if it means dick riding others…kwaaaa at last night’s trending topic on Twitter!

    W – War is the most liked thing since WW2 on Twitterville, grab a sit & your bowl of popcorn and start following the right people!

  36. MoAfrika on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:47 am 

    C – cocaine, something zelebs take better than criticism

  37. MoAfrika on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:50 am 

    Y – YFM, the former glorious station now turned High School

  38. kk on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:59 am 

    R, Radio Metro – sounds like a jingle,thier DJ’s lacks content and substance.
    U,Unathi – serious case of Jane comes to Jozi.

  39. TL on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:00 am 

    B Bodyguard-are you thinking just security? No, not in SA these are the men that get to shag their ‘subject’s’ other half. Ask Mr president.

  40. siyamthandaskota on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:06 am 

    LMAO @K-Kiki ….
    B- Bonang just curious is just obsessed with this woman. we love her.

  41. Squeeza on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:07 am 

    U.F.O – Unidentified Flying Object

  42. Fruitcake on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:17 am 

    Nice one to y’all. My I cant believe I dont hav a creative bone in my body so I’ll just continue reading your lists, keep em coming…

  43. Ivanka on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:19 am 

    L – LuloCafe, a one of those falls under the most abused career eMzantsi(in conjuction with Kiki’s D-Description), who got free publicity from JC blooger and should BOW down to BS and say thank you.

  44. Fezzy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:19 am 

    A = A$$hole..thats the guy I just spoke to a while ago.

  45. Ivanka on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:21 am 

    Meant bloggers

  46. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:25 am 

    F – Fruitcake and FK not having a creative bones in their bodies.

    H – *hides* word frequently used by just curious even when unnecessary.

    I – injangalala – favourite and popular word in Durbs & twitter.

    back to silent blogging

  47. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:28 am 

    F – Fruitcake and FK not having a creative bones in their bodies (to be read in conjuction with E from SS – E – English > some master it & some murder it but life still goes on

    Eish

  48. J-Girl aka MsGreat on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:30 am 

    LMAO, @ FunckyFK, what does injangalala mean??

  49. Meme on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:32 am 

    L(Lena) I cell phone , ndinayo nawe unayo it will surprise u so pick up that cell
    Phone and sms diski to 37374 ..*mute sony 3D tv ya Khanyi Mbau* ..kwaaaa!!

  50. shorty on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:44 am 

    @ Fezzy on da floor** T_Touch…ugly celebrity who thinks he’s the next big thing since double ply toilet paper.
    B_Bonang she is the IT gal in the Ent industry
    L_luloCafe gals goes gaga over him
    E_Euphonik his head is bigger than the GAutrain he need to calm down

  51. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:44 am 

    P – Popcorn – Matric’s favourite cyber meal when others are busy marinating BEEF

  52. pinana on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:56 am 

    B – Bhafuwi – He who sits on the throne.

    D – Do join me – a phrase made popular by a certain woman whose figure is just refusing to leave television screens. (refer to N)

    F – Feel it, It is here – Whoever came up with this needs demand full payment from FIFA. After their “ke nako” slogan wasnt hyped enough, the nation rested on this phrase

    G – Already defined as a show that makes stars. You can act on this show for as long as you want, so long as you do not upset the producers, you can stay for 5 years and still give the viewers your signature act of speaking with your hands.refer to Z.

    H – Home Affairs – It’s home affairs. Should not be discussed until Phillip has left.

    J – Jub-Jub – He whose name should not be mentioned.

    L – Louw – Pronouced Mara Louw – A ‘famous singer’ made popular by Sasko Sam

    K – Ke Nako – Another one of FIFA’s failed attempts at Marketing. See (W) and (Z(2).

    Lebo M – A name associated with creativity. #rollingeyes. Ask him about the Dung beetle reffered to on Z(2)

    Msholozi – No comment

    N – Noeleen Maholwana-Sanqgu – refer to D

    P – Penny Lebyane – a particular radio presenter turned TV show host who doesnt speak any language well. Some of us love her for her boldness in twitting and facebooking in broken George and being confident about it.

    P(2) – Potholes – Popular known to be ‘ahead’. Normally cause road deviations in most Mzansi road and are always the result of (T)

    Q – Queen – this word is used to define anything or anybody that manages to stay in a show defined in G, for more than a decade, and still possess the same overrated ernergy.

    S – Shower – This could easily be defined as an act of standing upright underneath water that flows from a nozzle with an aim to clean yourself, but here in Mzansi this has a new meaaning which points out its medicinal purposes.

    T – Tenderpreneurship – Anything that has roads in rural areas being built with cheap concrete. See P(2). A term given to any kind of business that involves calling a certain old friend to return a favour.

    W – Waka waka – The osupposed-to-have been official Mzansi World Cup song – but just like (Z(2)), it was ridden over by ‘Show Dem’, which has turned into a household phrase that cuts through cultures

    Z(1) – Zamani – Could have been turned into a better World Cup mascot (see Z(2)) because of his hyperactivity and his inability to stand still.

    Z(2) – Zakumi – What was supposed to be the mascot for Mzansi’s World Cup, but ended up standing still in malls and airports.
    Arguments were that, just like the lead singer in (W), he didnt pass Mzansi citizenship – and therefore due to ducuments not being fully processed in (H),was unfortunately unable to do his job. He has, however, been replaced by Phillip and the Dung-beetle.

  53. pinana on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:58 am 

    L (Lena) I cell phone, ndinayo nawe unayo it will surprise you so pick up tht cell.

    kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwaaaaaaaa

  54. BMS on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 12:00 pm 

    B- Bonang
    M- Mubi
    S- Shame
    Nice one Lelo. This list is like THE hottest thing since like Poppy’s Party…
    T- Tbo Touch thinking he gonna get laid… negro please
    A- Aurelia (celeb gf/F**k) read E
    E- Euphonik

  55. TL on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 12:04 pm 

    No X still? come on bloggers!

  56. lwandie on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 12:07 pm 

    K- Klaps..(make that hott ones),a favourite past time for celebs when they havent made it to the headlines for a long while

    M- Malema…yaa maybe in the future he will be other things-right now he is just Juvinile-Entertainment

  57. Fezzy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 12:09 pm 

    Awwwwww Pinana!!!! Uyangibulala.

  58. pinana on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 12:09 pm 

    X – Xenophobia – The possible solution to the problem stated on (A) on the article.

  59. soul sista on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 12:10 pm 

    tl tl tl tl tl….@Fezzy’s A – definition

    G – Groupie – what JC bloggers are normally referred to by those whom I cant mention their names.

    I – IT – IT girl of the entertainment industry…lol

    F – Funky’s frightening gravatar *hides*

  60. Fezzy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 12:14 pm 

    I’ve got X
    X = Xhegu (Zulu word for “old man”) Khanyi Mbau’s men preference. Think Mandla Mthembu, Thenus Crous.

  61. soul sista on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 12:15 pm 

    LOL @pinana

    BS the goes your X

  62. soul sista on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 12:16 pm 

    BS there goes your X

  63. Soffie on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 12:22 pm 

    Hleka kakhula kuze kudabuke i Didi (HKKKDD a.k.a LMAO)

  64. Fezzy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 12:26 pm 

    @Soffie..Im gonna stick to GPY.

  65. Matric on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 12:28 pm 

    kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa@ X-Xhegu hahahahaha

    K- kwakwakwakwa (a famous expression of laughter on social networks.)

  66. Cinnabon on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 12:35 pm 

    V – Vuvuzela our new national symbol, like it or not!

  67. pinana on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 12:39 pm 

    V – Vuvuzela – our new national symbol, like it or not.

    True.

    And it sings the new national anthem too.

    D – Dumbile – the state that the instrument mentioned in (V) leaves your lips after you’ve done a few lines on the new national anthem.

  68. TL on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 12:49 pm 

    TL is loving pinana right now! You rock GPY

  69. lebza4sho on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 1:03 pm 

    Bruised ego kwaaaah uyinja, i prefer to tweet with snaptu, how abt u buy me that Blackberry?

  70. Lwandie on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 1:12 pm 

    Hayi pinana you just made my day!!!!…hayi uP(1) wakho just killed me dead.

    My B goes to:
    Busi-cold blooded murderer of True Love magazine!

  71. Cinnabon on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 1:12 pm 

    X – Xhosa – South African Natives who sit around a fire drinking uMqombothi, smoking the holy herb, plotting ways to take over the world…Madiba is one of them!

  72. Zah000 on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 1:15 pm 

    GPI @ Pinana!!!!! Kwakwakwakwa!!! Keep ‘em coming

  73. Meme on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 1:25 pm 

    My random Q is who will T (aka T||ouch)
    Sue for him trending on twitter ..

    This might need board members..hehehe

  74. kk on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 1:27 pm 

    A – Augustine Masilela,for appearing on Khumbulakhaya looking for her friend,instead of using the social networks like facebook or hiring a private investigator,she was lloking for attention and nothing more.
    T – Thabo Mokwele of reminding us of him being a Pedi man,which brings him to the level of Julius Malema & Leonard Chuene.
    K – Khaya FM newsreader’s phony accent, i.e Nomzamo Khumalo, Tumisa Ndlovu and Lerato Mmotsa.

  75. LeeM on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 1:28 pm 

    T – Tampon Sized DJ aka Euphonik (JI said this!!)

  76. J-Girl aka MsGreat on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 1:35 pm 

    Hai Cinnabon I take offense on your X shem…

  77. J-Girl aka MsGreat on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 1:36 pm 

    Pinana is on another level…tjo!!!

  78. Fezzy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 1:37 pm 

    Pinana u rock!

  79. tweetweet on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 1:38 pm 

    Kwaaaa kwaaaa I’m loving this list..keep them coming guys..

    *off topic*
    Being the groupie that I am. I recently followed #Kiki on twitter hillarious luv her tweets now on a mission to get her to follow me… *hides* behind BS****Sings “waving flag” by Knaan to get Kiki’s attention***

  80. Brown Shuga on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 1:40 pm 

    BMS hayi ur obsession with these people is worrying…

  81. tweetweet on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 1:49 pm 

    Typing error:

    **Hilarious** I meant !!! Before u all become teachers with red pens on me..

  82. Mands on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 1:57 pm 

    @ Blesphemy, I said the only SA BLACK on the list. I didnt say he’s the only SAn on the list cos he aint, they r just not darki. Always sula intongo b4 reading. Whether he’s low on the list or not, ayingeni ndawo leyo, he’s on the list ke qha qwaba. U sound like a jelous hundredaire, not even a thousandaire, nc nc nc

  83. Fezzy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:05 pm 

    kwaaaaa at Blesphemy sounding like a jealous hundredaire.

  84. Fezzy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:06 pm 

    Yaaaa…..BMS..nami usuqala ukungikhathaza manje sana.

  85. cherri ka cleo on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:08 pm 

    tweettweet first follow me wil ask ma man(did u get tht kiki) to ask her to follow u…simple yabo

  86. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:09 pm 

    SS – leave my gravatar alone. lol Hope this is appealing to your eyes

  87. mama ka Gundi on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:10 pm 

    M-mama
    K -ka
    G- Gundi …thats as far as my creativity lol …NICE 1 BS *clapping*

  88. Lela on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:16 pm 

    Nice 1 guys,im just loling nje no creativity at all 2day. Love BS,Kiki n Pinana’s,u guys r on fire.

  89. Fezzy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:20 pm 

    FK…that is much better…

  90. The JC User on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:21 pm 

    @BMS
    Kwaaa kwaaa kwakwa

  91. Cinnabon on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:21 pm 

    @J-Girl aka MsGreat…y do u take offense?
    I am Xhosa and that’s what we do.

  92. GA on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:26 pm 

    R – Redi Direko, a Talk Radio 702 host that every young woman should be listening to. She is gutsy, smart, ambitious, principled and so loveable. :-)

    I missed the round table today….hope there will be a podcast.

  93. GodsBlessing on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:33 pm 

    A- amadombolo
    N- ngoba
    K- kuyabanda
    Lol just remembad sumtng lol
    P- penny tv/radio wat wat 4 praying 4 Lelo onkosi yami dat women simply cnt handle C- criticism shem on her uyothandaza kusekuse….lemme jst stop der b4 she start P- praying 4 me

  94. GA on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:35 pm 

    H-hiding..JC bloggers love hiding man!…..behind every possible thing…even air….*hides behind all of the hidden JC bloggers*

  95. GodsBlessing on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:54 pm 

    L- lunch with Leko wamasimba!! Eish i dnt lyk this guy. Lekomoshin mxm i neva rily lykd him even when he was stil with iGagasi fm.

  96. soul sista on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:54 pm 

    Lol how can I forget this one

    J – Juvenile bin – a place where all juvenile comments are sent to, and it also turned out to be used in conjunction with GA’s def. of H

    Ohhhh hallelujah… FK that is being real funky. Funkiness at it’s best. :-)

  97. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 2:57 pm 

    Fezzy and SS – dont get too excited that is my pic the real me and not gravatar – no copyrights infringement there – Just wanted to show you what FK looks like. Now, let me look for a gravatar, if I don’t find anything appealing out there, back to my favourite one

  98. Kuhle on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 3:02 pm 

    BMS……….. YOU ARE SO IRRITATINGLY HELPLESS .. wa tenna maaan …rgaaaaaaaaa

  99. Jikka on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 3:06 pm 

    Great article,,,
    On another tip,,anyone who can update us on last night’s dramas on twitter and where/how to locate those tweets.

  100. Kiki on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 3:10 pm 

    Hau tweettweet, how am i going to follow you if you dont tell me yo Twitter name mara??? lol

    BS if you know it plz bbm or something so i can follow…lol

  101. kk on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 3:13 pm 

    D – David Kekana, for cutting short the performance of one invited Female artist of singing in her mother toungue of Bolobedu in an SABC function,now the Chieftaincy of the Balobedu has written a letter of complaint to the public broadcaster.

  102. Kiki on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 3:17 pm 

    lol @ Cherri ka Cleo I am glad you now know and understand the meaning of the word ‘SHARING’

  103. Q-tee on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 3:25 pm 

    Ohh finally the A-Z, list nami ngiyakhumbula sithenjiswa @SS
    Your list is spot on @BS
    @ Pinana u kill me dead!

    Q : Q-tee, a term used to define the likes of nonhle thema, mbali mlotshwa, Lelo Boyana…qedela wena! #my2cent

    X : X-factor, this is something that most SA celebrities lack.

  104. pinana on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 3:26 pm 

    P – Phly – e.g.#ThePhlyOne. kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaakwaaaaaaaa

  105. cherri ka cleo on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 3:30 pm 

    *ignoring kiki*
    M- missing bloggers- smatsatsa sa welkom, cheesa, edgar ds, monchooza, GA, Sarsha fierce, Lahvee!!! i bet they stil here appearing with different names…SMH

  106. Kiki on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 3:34 pm 

    G = GRAVATAR which is wat JC Bloggers go all out for and throw tantrums if it doesnt work as expected.

  107. LG on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 3:36 pm 

    BS b ready 4 a Touch attack Fri on his show. Though u didn’t say anything, u only put a line over his name & replaced it. He’ll say the price of his blumas is way mo than ur annual salary

    Thankx @Squeeza 4 UFO explanation

  108. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 3:39 pm 

    S – side eyes kiki on G for gravatar

  109. Jozi Insider on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 3:48 pm 

    I’m disappointed in you boss lady. Everyone would agree with me when I say that J should have been Jozi Insider, which would go better with your bracketed comment and also with C.

  110. GodsBlessing on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 4:10 pm 

    *smiles* @JoziInsider yes i agree with you yazi

  111. MamRuby on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 4:20 pm 

    T – Tjo!!! @your comments
    Kumnandi eJC kodwa

  112. soul sista on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 4:21 pm 

    Who is Jozi Insider????

    LOL @Fezzy I’m so ignoring you about the gravatar because you will change it. I pray that this one refuses to go…beautiful

    H – Has-been – all those celebs who just cant let go of the limelight even when they are no longer relavant

  113. Jozi Insider on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 4:23 pm 

    Soul Sista I’ve asked ThePhlyOne to pray for you. You are Forgiven!

  114. vuyo on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 4:29 pm 

    kwakwakwa@Pinana “dumbile”

  115. GodsBlessing on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 4:32 pm 

    Lol @JI “I’ve asked the Phlyone 2 pray 4 you. You r forgivn” lol

  116. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 4:35 pm 

    Y – Yawn – This word has been out grown by JC bloggers and it is ussually found in the Juvie Bin.

    A – Amnesia – a condition that attacks those who never go to sleep. You will find them here mostly just after midnite. Check the time the first response was made.

    Did not notice that Fezzy changed her gravatar

  117. kiki-hater on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 4:43 pm 

    K- Kiki a Bonang hater who has turned into a Bonang ass licker.

  118. vuyo on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 4:49 pm 

    YO! ncincinci. here we go again.

  119. mama ka Gundi on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 4:50 pm 

    waze wamuhle Funky F…kodwa y were torturing us sies man!!

  120. Lela on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 4:53 pm 

    Funky u mean Insomnia,a condition dat i used 2 have bt it seems 2b betta these days. I dnt knw if dat has anythng wt my reconciling wt baby daddy. Lol @Kikihater!

  121. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 4:54 pm 

    Lela – Amnesia – they forget stuff lol

  122. kiki lover on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 4:55 pm 

    I used to be a kiki lover until she spoke to me and I cud smell bonang’s shit on her tongue! What’s with the ass licking on twitter kiki? U trash her on jc and tell us she uses drugs and on twitter you suddenly love her hair and call her babes?! Sies!

  123. kiki-hater on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:01 pm 

    am sure Bonang does not need to use a toilet paper these days..Kiki is always on her ass licking.

  124. Newbee on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:04 pm 

    Iyo @kiki hater!! P for *popcorn time*!

  125. kiki-hater on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:09 pm 

    No need to grab a popcorn newbee, am done. Dont want to end up licking Kiki’s ass. you never know these days, haters nje just like that turn to ass lickers.

  126. soul sista on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:11 pm 

    Kwaaa, now that the is a prayer involved I think I remember who Jozi Insider is…(the twitter spelling go)

    I – Ignore – What I do to people who talk about me behind my back. *Funky understands this better*

    Lol, @Lela being injangalala was really messing up with your sleep

  127. kiki lover on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:15 pm 

    Was also a bit shocked by the sudden bonang kiki love. I guess ppl made up behind closed doors,lol

  128. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:19 pm 

    O – off topic – this tendency is very popular on JC and in most cases it leads to comments being closed by BS.

    A – anything goes – this is an article that is self explanatory.

    C – conspiracy – ussually goes with sabotage.

    R (1)- Respect – this is one noun that seems to be lacking on JC.
    R (2) Rudeness – this conduct ussually considered to indicate R (1)

  129. BluePearl on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:21 pm 

    Kiki i noticed this as well on twitter but didnt want to say anything,and u seem to be the one tweeting her.u even asked her to follow u.i dont know,mara im clearly missing something here.or kanjani?

  130. soul sista on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:24 pm 

    One person using 100names & (blogging alone) …. guess that’s my cue to leave.

  131. Matric on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:25 pm 

    C-Comments closure- A control or order exercised over bloggers if their comments are getting out of order and spoiling the fun of the blog in the process.

    P-People
    M-Must
    G-Grow
    U-Up

  132. soul sista on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:30 pm 

    LOL…cant believe I missed -d- on god
    Ok it was supposed to be spelling god.

    LOL… O-Off topic

  133. Twinkyyy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:38 pm 

    Hahaha too good
    Haibo lol @ Kiki hater.I lurve&hate Kiki mna her tweets are funny dipped with sarcarsm that i lurve.

  134. Miss M on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:39 pm 

    Tjo @ dudm 4 writing this on anything goes vol2,c below.

    Hehehe, Kiki’s knee-lickin Bonang. I can’t believe it, afta all the horrible staff u said about her, u r now friends. U even said something about u not following her on twitter bcoz u don’t like her but now u r friends. Lesson: never say never. She’s too 4giving shame. Singing, remixing Sliqour’s, “uyakholwa na, ang’kholwa,”. C twitter proof below:

    Drive safely baby! RT @KikiMarli: Pity I won’t be able to watch u today babes,I am on the road. RT @Bonang: Off to work we go!!

  135. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:40 pm 

    S – silent blogging – this is what I do when one person starts using 100names and blogs alone or when Juvenile comments are thrown left right and center.

  136. kiki-hater on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:44 pm 

    Matric i have grown up and realized that people are two faced. They bring you down on these stupid sites then when they “see” u they act all nice and humble. Nxa!!! Clearly this kiki chick saw that her hatred for Bonang doesn’t change anything on B’s life and she decided to be a bff. I hope Bonang will see right through her that she is a low life skank double faced hater who couldn’t bring her down.

  137. Miss M on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:46 pm 

    I just found dudum’s comment interesting but I’m clueless twitter-wise since I’m not on twitter. I cant tell who’s kiki & who’s B on that twitter conversation

  138. kiki lover on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 5:51 pm 

    Drive safely baby is bonang’s response to the arse licker miss m

  139. Twinkyyy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 6:03 pm 

    No did I say lurve&hate?? No sori KiKi i don’t hate u

    @ Miss M
    @Bonang Said :Off to work we go!!
    Then @KikiMarli replied: Pity I won’t be able to watch u today babes,I am on the road.
    Bonang: Drive safely baby!

  140. GA on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 6:13 pm 

    H-hau…something i say a lot when im reading some comments on JC, then i also S-silent blog

    PS: G- Gorgeous…Funky u are gorgeous sisi…

  141. OFENTSE on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 6:23 pm 

    LoL…

  142. Cnglema on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 6:37 pm 

    What an insult to Amanpour being compared to the this woman – i refuse.

  143. tweetweet on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 6:58 pm 

    @Kiki I will DM BS on twitter & she will DM u ;-) my twitter alias.

  144. GA on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 6:58 pm 

    @Cnglema…i was just thinking about u, watching a Larry King T.i interview…tht old man trully irritated me with the kind of questions he was asking T.i, luckily T.i outsmarted him ka his responses…nxa…
    Usually i ignore his tendency ya go discredita the interviewees..,.but not with me and Tiny’s T.i..
    bloody agent!

  145. Miss M on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 7:13 pm 

    Thanx kiki lover & twinkyyy. This twitter is complicated. I remember BS had twitter lessons article but I neva had tym check it out

  146. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 7:17 pm 

    thanks GA – M – Make up will definitely make you up

  147. Twinkyyy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 7:25 pm 

    * Refers Kiki’s B to BS’s J * shem

  148. fabulicious on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 8:07 pm 

    B-beef…the only type of meat that ppl on tweeter n here on jc eat.
    I-immaturity…this u get mostly on ppl who decide to leave twitter n cum n blog here bringing with their kindergarden brain cells!
    T-tjatjarag…this is a term or adjective used to describe ppl who get over xcited n think we care abt a certain scoop which is most probably a lie. These are ppl like BMS n crew.

  149. Lela on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 8:16 pm 

    Tjo!

  150. michelle on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 8:52 pm 

    I was also shocked at Kiki! Tjo! What do u want from Bonang vele?

  151. Bruised Ego on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 8:53 pm 

    LOL @kiki hater & @kiki lover!!! TJO!! BATHONG…

  152. michelle on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:05 pm 

    Hahahhaha! Iyooo,never a dull moment on JC!

  153. NQOBILENNN on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:19 pm 

    Well said Fabulicious and jc regulars on da tjatjarag tendencies of sum ppl, ive been supportin jc since inception but lately da juvie comments put me off, ai no give us a break manje on da haterade BMS, muxolele kancane uAurelia, same goes 4 kiki hater, bathong let me go back 2 silent blogging.

  154. ex silent blogger on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:28 pm 

    Kiki always defends herself like she did on Sliqour’s phum’elinini, but this tym she’s silent cos iqiniso liyababa & all of a sudden Kiki’s groupies, abo Soul sista, Lela, Funky, etc have disappeared cos they dont want Kiki 2 threaten 2 delete them like she did with Bee on Sliqour’s.Kiki dont u know ukuthi friends disagree sometimes?

  155. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:37 pm 

    did I see my name up there as a groupie – wait *changes gravatar*

  156. Kiki on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:40 pm 

    I am actually surprised that people can be so narrow minded. Actually I think who Kiki Hater n Kiki Lover is so it doesn’t bother me.

    I didn’t consult with anyone when Bonang and myself’s beef started so I don’t need to consult anyone when the beef is over. People need to grow up. This person is mad at me for quiting the I HATE BONANG CAMP which he is a part of hence all this name calling. Its funny coz when I used to diss B I was called a hater now I have done the right thing and made peace with her I am ass lickin. Kanti kahle kahle wat r people supposed to do? B knows about the nasty things I used to say during that time that’s why she then unfollowed and blocked me. The reason why I said she should follow was coz she had asked for bbm pins. I wasn’t following her during those days I even deleted her on fb incl the stuff she used to write on my wall. I only started communicating with her 2wks ago.

    During the SAMAs I commented and complimented B coz she was well dressed then guns started blazing here some of you asking why am I complimenting her. I mean really guys we need to grow up. Is it a bad thing that I am ‘ass lickin’ as u put it? Would u rather have me dissing her just for yo entertainment? I have a mind of my own. The fact that I can change my opinions about people shows that I use my senses and don’t have blinkers.

    Bonang is not my friend she is lady that I met,liked,spoke to,disliked and now like again,that is allowed right??

    Wena Kiki Hater Lover I will not be a part of your lil gang of dissing B. You can continue that road alone,I know u are disappointed bcoz u have lost a voice but mina I have grown up maybe u should too.

    I thank you!

  157. GodsBlessing on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:41 pm 

    Lmao

  158. CrunkHun on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:44 pm 

    OOH yes I know ALL abt this magogo Kiki & her 2faces tendencies!!! She once said something abt ClaireMawisa on Twitter and didn’t tag her & when some gal tagged Claire’s name she started a “Twitter” fight with the gal acting lyk she didn’t know wat the gal was talkn abt! Nxxxaaaaah! A-AssLicking Tendencies by KikiMali!

  159. NQOBILENNN on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:45 pm 

    obona uKiki plz tell her 2 come back and say sumtan 2 her non groupies so this beef can b braaied and eaten iphele nya..

  160. Mogwanthi on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:45 pm 

    LOL shame haiye iJC kodwa bandla… Sekukhona abu kiki hater, kiki lover and kiki..LOL Mzantsi insider/ Jozi insider..Can people get creative already???
    ndikhuluma nawe kiki hater/lover

  161. Mogwanthi on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:47 pm 

    LOL @ Crunk!! hahahhahahaha *dies*

  162. NQOBILENNN on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:49 pm 

    A- afro: if any1 knows how i can turn my hair in2 an afro efana neka precious kofi without using black silk plz email me: nqobilenomthandazon@gmail.com. i thank u in advance.

  163. Lela on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:52 pm 

    Heheheheh yhu ndayihleka amabel’azisenga! Uthini na ex whatwhat? Mamela ke,in as much as im Kiki’s no1 groupie,i knw jack shit about twitter n if u hvnt noticed ndithande ubabunqaba kwalapha eJC cz i have a relationship 2mend,sorry ke for not sayin smtn on Kiki’s B asslickn bt i so dnt want anythn 2do with twitter! Maybe if sm1 has enaf patience 2 educate me on dat twitter thng then i promise 2 say sumtn evn if it means being deleted,hehehe yhu hay kumandapha!

  164. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:52 pm 

    @ ex silent blogger …..follow me to the anything goes article and we can fry this steak

  165. kiki-hater on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 9:56 pm 

    If it did not bother you, you would not have written this long letter u just wrote. Why you explaining yourself kehle? U hated Bonang qha qwaba, maybe you slept with Sliqour and got what u wanted to taste that was once Bonangs,hence the ass-licking, I know you sleep around with the boys in entertainment industry. FYI am a she not he and am in no Bonang camp, maybe I will start a Kiki hate camp.

  166. Kiki on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:01 pm 

    Dear Ex Silent Blogger.

    You should get ur facts straight. I don’t have any contact with Bee outside JC,I don’t even know her fb or twitter name,not even her number. Sometimes we say stuff here just for fun. So there was no beef with Bee at all. If u check the comments on the article u r refering to my comments had LOL on them,meaning twas all a joke on my side. I don’t know if uBee was serious yena.

    The reason why I was not responding its bcoz I had not seen the comments. Bruised Ego is the one who bbmed me and told me to check the comments on JC. Plz don’t talk about things u know nothing about.

  167. Mogwanthi on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:07 pm 

    *yawn* let me sleep

  168. kiki lover on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:11 pm 

    Kiki is on touch’s case right now. Anyone willing to bet how long before she ‘grows up’ again? Lovie, u r two faced period

  169. Mogwanthi on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:16 pm 

    guys can someone tell me about Busi Mhlongo? did she die?

  170. Lela on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:17 pm 

    Yhu ungxamele undidika ke ngoku losisi!

  171. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:19 pm 

    V – verification and validation of names and email addresses required pronto **BS implements suggestion**

  172. Kiki on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:25 pm 

    Tjo tjo, when I was responding twas an issue an twas said I am hiding coz truth hurts. Now I have responded then again I am asked why am I responding? Hehehe wena uyagula shem,u must be bored. I mean changing your names like this must be hard work.

    Lol @ Funky and Lela *dead*

  173. ex silent blogger on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:29 pm 

    “The fact that I can change my opinions about people shows that I use my senses and don’t have blinkers”.

    Kiki since u kissed &made up with B,I guess we can expect a smooch &make up with Touch too &other celebs u diss &dislike? They say keep your friends close but ur enemies closer.Mayb that’s what Kiki’s doin.Ingozi! Qaphela B

  174. Beauti on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:36 pm 

    @kiki, love why r u wasting ur tym with crap? Yes we r ur groupies so what? @BS when is juvie bin opening?

  175. Kiki on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:39 pm 

    Plz leave Touch alone,he is a nice person. If I play my cards right he will introduce me to Akon so that I sleep with him…becoz I sleep with the guys kwi Entertainment Industry,you know better coz you said it.

    This is my last response on this subject.This is childish.

  176. cherri ka cleo on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:45 pm 

    kiki! touch once said u only becum a fool whn u entertain one!! subahoya maan!!

  177. Mogwanthi on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:48 pm 

    OK eNes has confirmed…night kids, good luck with playing wit yourselves *hides far far away*

  178. Mogwanthi on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:49 pm 

    eNews

  179. Brown Shuga on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:51 pm 

    Thoughts and Opinions change==>BS
    Comments Closed kwaaa *hides from B.S

  180. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:52 pm 

    what took you so long BS – eish this soccer.

  181. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:54 pm 

    kwa kwa kwa @ fake Brown Shuga

    MsLeloB – you see, this is what Im talking about – validation and verification required.

  182. Brown Shuga on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 10:59 pm 

    Lmao got ya Funky.was scaring you guys i want u to stop *goes back to her/his name*

  183. FunkyFK on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:10 pm 

    you got me there. lol

  184. Lela on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:12 pm 

    Lol,i swear if this site were 2 close(God forbid) i would die,tjo i love JC maan n i dnt evn mind bein a groupie this one. Yhu Nkos’enofefe i thank u evn 4 d lunatics,pschos n juvies,where would i be without them?

  185. Twinkyyy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:24 pm 

    Hay yho Lela.that wud be the day I admit im that im an addict
    Mna I hate Bonang i say any shett i want to her but when i like her shoes on Live andizongazincomi thats why she blocked me lol but im not done with her shez still on my FB

  186. Nthoentle on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:28 pm 

    Heeee banna! Let me just sleep!

  187. Kiki on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:31 pm 

    NQOBILENNNN I am waving *kisses*

    Guys Busi Mhlongo has passed away for real? Shame! Where is SoulSista n Madala? I am sure they liked her music.

  188. Twinkyyy on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:40 pm 

    @FunkyFK did she follow you to Anything Goes?? i want to follow lol

  189. Matric on Tue, 15th Jun 2010 11:53 pm 

    Lol FunkyFk why did you change your gravatar jwale,Can’t believe you brought back that scary man back,oh well maybe you wanted to scare people off to the juvenile bin where they belong. kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa.

  190. Madala on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 12:21 am 

    Em here, and mourning Kiki we2! I realy dig Mam Busi’s music shame…! May her soul rest in peace!

  191. Madala on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 12:24 am 

    LOLLEST @ fake BS… yini bawo!

  192. soul sista on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 12:32 am 

    LMAO, I’m such a bad groupie who disappears when Kiki needs me the most… *sad*

    …and then…?? Wena exsilentblogger or whatever your name is I not ashamed of being Kiki’s groupie and danm stop saying things that you dont know anything about because
    1. I’m not on twitter (I just dont like it)
    2. The only person I’m friends with on Facebook here is BS and no other person.
    BTW I dont mind being a Kiki groupie, I LOVE her shame so whatever you say wont change bread prices.

    Lemme continue reading…

  193. makgotso on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 12:44 am 

    Eish abantu abayithandi into enhle ongoma uyayona-sigh

  194. soul sista on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 12:45 am 

    @Funky and now what’s with this gravatar? Anyway you are beautiful my groupie…LOL or its the other way round…

    Oh Kiki please, I really loved mam’Busi. May her soul rest in peace. I think she is a better place now.

    I just dont get why JC bloggers like this tendency of changing names when they want o say something… why cant you just say what you want to say using your regular JC user name? Besides, changing names must be exhausting.

  195. XtraLargePtyLTD on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 12:46 am 

    Hayi No! FourWords: Just Be Strong People

  196. Twinkyyy on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 1:02 am 

    Kwaaa hayi mina im soul sista’s groupie. Change name=coward

  197. Kiki on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 1:05 am 

    Lol @ Xtralarge.

    I give up on Funky and her gravatars..tjo tjo..lol

  198. Lela on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 1:05 am 

    Tltltl,XtraL we are stronga than yesterday besides u cnt keep a good man down. We will kill 4 our JC. I tell u this JC first birthday beta happen or nawudibana nam nditshayela i Beyers Naude ngetoothbrush! I will even rholisa nge4cousins cz iBeef sesnayo.

  199. soul sista on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 1:16 am 

    LOL, Twinkyyy I just dont trust you, i think you are a kind of a groupie who will disappear when soul sista lover/hater surfaces…. Tjo JC and its characters

  200. Bee on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 1:52 am 

    Thanx god um not on Fb and twitter and it will stay that way. And maybe soon i’ll stop this Jc thing. It can be very complicated at tyms.

  201. Twinkyyy on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 2:04 am 

    Hahah i won’t Soul Sista
    I’m not a Kiki.groupie but those comments were uncalled-for

    Back to topic.D-davidkau comedian that is trying so hard to be funny
    J-Juju Malema who will be proud when reading this: “Dear Julius can you die after after the World Cup, so we can celebrate like we did on the 11th of June”
    C-claire mawisa.Is she doing an add for vaseline???

  202. soul sista on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 2:15 am 

    Ok Twinkyyy I’m your groupie too.

    @BS can it be possible for the Anything goes article to always be on the Homepage so that whenever we have to go off topic we just get it closer? Lawd know how much we like to go off topic, be it gravatars or brazillian hair in Mozambique…

  203. MamG on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 4:18 am 

    Lol!!

  204. Lue on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 6:18 am 

    S-Shakes head

  205. FunkyFK on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 7:34 am 

    I- Ignore some comments lol

    Morning everyone. Lets play play nicely today hey

  206. FunkyFK on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 7:50 am 

    no new article? – *change gravatar*

  207. PRETTY on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 8:58 am 

    Kwaaaaa@BMS lovey this is becoming a problem im a psych student maybe i can giv u free sessions u need them im sure u see a bit of those pple in you thats why u hav an issue wit them, and guys i knw its nt going to sit well wit most of u but ive cum to the realisation that if u dnt agree wit kiki and her groupies then u are called immature nd juvenile, U guys are really 2faced u say sum celebs can’t deal wit critisism but the minute sum1 says sumthng bout Kiki or BS then pple go gaga, This site was is a platform for kiki and Bs to trash people they dnt like its funny because if ya’ll knew bout the whole kiki nd slikour thing and Bs jevenile tendencies with young boys then those groupies would hav a second opinion bout kiki and Bs, and dnt even think bout closing the comments wena Bs, u dnt want this to get ugly and its not a threat just wait and c the tables are about to turn, first just tell ur readers wena Bs what was on that sms that u sent to a certain HOT Celeb boi? Care to share?

  208. ex silent blogger on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 9:02 am 

    Yerr Kiki’s groupies bayamsaba. They always comment on staff but not on this Kiki & Bonang kiss & make up. If it was some1 else they would hav attacked her about the “all of a sudden change of heart”. Kiki says she liked Bonang,disliked& now like again. I wonder why the change now, mayb she disliked her since B was dating Sliqour & now like again since Sliqour& her r history

    It’s my 1st time commenting on JC,hence ex silent blogger,so I’m not included on the changing names list. I’m sure kiki lover/hater is the same person though. I just had 2 un-silent blog on this 1 coz I’ve heard Kiki trashing B like she was gettin paid 2 do it. Bye bloggers, back 2 silent blogging

  209. soul sista on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 9:13 am 

    LOL, whatever silent blogger. It would be more fun if you take this to the Anything Goes article, there we’ll be able to handle this groupie and commenting issue like adults, you’ll find me in there.

  210. ex silent blogger on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 9:28 am 

    soul sista sorry 2 disappoint u but I wont b following ur orders 2 go 2 anything goes blog. U cant tell me what 2 do. Hlala lapho ku anything goes alone & talk 2 urself coz I wont b joining u. Silent blogging again, I’ve said everything I wanted 2 say

  211. Beauti on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 9:31 am 

    on some previous posts bloggers hv asked kiki abt the sudden turn around, its nt a secret, we no abt it and really she doesnt hv to explain herself to any1. Again the last tym i kind of checked kiki wasnt a celeb or am i missing smthng?

  212. Of Course on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 9:43 am 

    Nam ndidikiwe ngula Kiki, about Bee comments she says she doesn’t know s/him outside JC but on that comment she wrote sumthing like I don’t care about others because they don’t know me but wena Bee uyandazi. Yes we do read these comments like we gonna write exams and we store everything in our lil brains for future reference.

    U 2-faced nyani-ke usisi. One minute she’s Kiki, the next she’s Nonkawu. But its obvious she was sleeping with Sliquor hence the hatred for ur gal B*, but since sliquor has a babymama, she runs ro B* for tips on nursing a broken heart, hence the ass-liking. You should have seen her on that Sliquor article the other day, she thought she’s gonna ass-lick her way back to his pants. Nxa!

    (off-topic) Euphonik, pls shela uBMS, so she can stop hating your girls…sivile man.

    Please leave BS alone @Pretty, so what if she’s got “juvenile tendencies with young boys”, we all like then soft and tender mos..kwaaaa!
    *back to silent blogging*

  213. Q-tee on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 9:54 am 

    Tjo! how exactly did an A to Z article turn to Kiki hate article. Whenever there is beef on JC unknown bloggers mushroom left right and centre..nc nc nc nc! *shakes head*

  214. soul sista on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 9:54 am 

    Hmmmm, I thought as much @ex silent blogger… you just dont have the guts. So from now on, know that I will comment on what I like to comment on not what you want me to comment on. Thanks for ordaining me as an official Kiki groupie, I like it.

    *I’m done with here*

  215. fruitcake on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 10:15 am 

    Damn, i decide not to blog and things start happening AGAIN!

    BS dont close comments abanye bantu hav things to get off their chests, so do afford them the platform. suddendly i got my creativity back, so lemme try also

    c~ celebrity, u know u have become one once you hav groupies and haters, like our very own kiki, apparently celeb shags too. welcome to celebville sisi, not that i know what it feels like.

    maybe i should start following dramatic people on twitter or maybe not i will get the juice hear on jc anyway

  216. Lulu on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 10:16 am 

    Hayi ke BS prove ur neutrality by not closing these comments…I gotta feeling that there’s more juice coming…

  217. mama ka Gundi on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 10:22 am 

    *wuuuuuuwiiiiiiii* Pretty ingathi isifuba sakho siyashisa hehehehehe!

    *im shocked @all this drama* *singing* umuntu uyachanger never umconfirmer..Aw ma brrr !!

  218. Brown Shuga on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 10:38 am 

    LOL shem, I was about to close the comments so I can see things turn ugly like that “Pretty” threatened… but it’s cool, I’ll leave them open and just delete all the off topic ones.

    Pretty, I wish I had a young thing to keep me warm this winter…. and I have no idea which hot celeb you’re talking about, you should’ve mentioned a name.

    Any more comments that are not related to the topic will be removed.

  219. soul sista on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 10:55 am 

    :-)

  220. fruitcake on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 11:01 am 

    k~ karma, a little bitch that makes sure that what u spread around about people comes back to haunt ya, some are experiencin it now n others are messing with it rite now
    p~ pretty come back with the scandals you wont be deleted as long as u start ur sentence with a letter neh BS

    W~ waiting to c if there is more juice to follow
    y~ youth day, saluting all the heroes of 1976

  221. Twinkyyy on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 11:03 am 

    Tjo Brown Shuga maybe u should get yourself a young body guard.
    WTH with that vele u calling us immature.last i checked age restriction was 18-30..

  222. LeeM on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 11:06 am 

    Yhoo!Yhoo! Yhoo…

  223. Kiki on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 11:09 am 

    *Ignores*

  224. kiki lover on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 11:10 am 

    C- consistency. Something this site lacks.

  225. fruitcake on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 11:20 am 

    drugs~ a habit n popular hobby that most celebs have in common

    sex~ an intimate experience that our prez, akon n a lot of celebs seem to enjoy with multiple partners sonder protection

    R~ rest in peace to mam busi

  226. Whitechick on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 11:24 am 

    N- Never… Never make de same mistake twice cz der r so many to choose from eg( hate n den luv lata on):-P..

    0- Oh no.. A phrase dat i feel i’m abt to use over n over in dis article..

    Kwaaaaaa

  227. Newbee on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 11:27 am 

    @ soulsista, if ndikhumbula kakhle u once said u r on twitter bt will nt gve out ur alias name ngoba u dnt want th B* “Likes” to block u?

  228. soul sista on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 11:37 am 

    @Newbee I’m sorry hun, I’ve never registered on twitter in my entire 40+yrs on this world. Can you try & find that comment and paste it here… it might give some closure.

  229. on the rocks on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 11:38 am 

    Pretty?? where are you now..Isee Dbn girls are the only njangalalas

  230. fruitcake on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 11:39 am 

    m~ music, what i am listenin to rite now and what most people will be gettin down to today

    S~skunks most people are going to be drunk like them today and behavin like them also

    A~airtime this is what jc has given to a lot of celebs n non celebs who have now turned into zelebs

    c~creativity, something i thought i lacked but it is slowly comin back to me

    m~ mikastefano, gp’s gossip gangster

  231. FunkyFK on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 11:39 am 

    ****Yerr Kiki’s groupies bayamsaba. They always comment on staff but not on this Kiki & Bonang kiss & make up.*****
    I dont comment on juvie stuff – whether it has Kiki on it or not. Go through the articles, you will never see FunkyFK talking about the Bonangs, Aurielas, Fundis, etc, celebs and zelebs. That is not me. What they do has absolutely nothing to do with me. Don’t even know who’s who in the zoo.

    ****If it was some1 else they would hav attacked her about the “all of a sudden change of heart”. *****
    Like I said, you clearly don’t KNOW ME. Make time to study me, learn about me, familiarise yourself with the kind of things I respond to / comment on. Then you will make informed and intelligents comments about this FunkyFK

  232. fabulicious on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 11:45 am 

    @Twinkyy whos side r u on kanti? Im disturbed one minute i read ur comment n its pointing sumwhere again i read n its pounting sumwhere else.
    Clearly this has turned into a boxing ring so me jus wants to know nje..*no guns blazin plz*

  233. fruitcake on Wed, 16th Jun 2010 11:45 am 

    d~ delete, that is what i thought is gonna happen to offside ( usin soca terms now) comments