Tiger’s Wife Speaks. Maturely.

August 26, 2010 by  

When I read this interview that Elin Nordegren (why didn’t she change to Woods anyway?) with People Magazine, I couldn’t help but think of Carol Mdladla’s interview with both Drum and now Move. Months after news of Tiger’s MANY affairs broke and now that the divorce has been finalised, Elin and her people approached People Magazine so that she could clear her name about the allegations that she beat her man with a golf club. Elin tells the magazine about how heartbroken and embarrassed she was about the whole thing. I guess with all the media frenzy around Tiger’s cheating and the subsequent divorce, it was only fair that she gives us her version but I liked the mature tone in her voice. (I’m sure she was trained though).

You can read excerpts of her interview HERE. (and you will agree it is mild compared to Carol Mdladla’s comment to Move Mag Buyile is a womaniser, coward, liar who doesn’t know when to zip his pants.” Tjo!)

Elin didn’t confirm how much she got from their divorce settlement but it’s “rumoured” to be around $100 Million. What I would do with that money! Mmh.

Here is a timeline of their marriage’s breakdown:

2009 November 27

:: Reports emerge that Woods has been injured in a car accident near his Florida home after colliding with a fire hydrant and a tree.
:: Florida Highway Patrol issues a statement which says no alcohol was involved but charges may be pending.
:: US gossip websites begin speculating that the incident may be connected to reports earlier that week in the National Enquirer alleging an affair with New York nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel.

November 29

:: Woods releases a statement on his website admitting full blame for the incident. He said: “I’m human and I’m not perfect.”

November 30

:: The golfer confirms he will miss his own tournament, the Chevron World Challenge.

December 1

:: Woods is issued with a traffic citation for careless driving and a $164 fine. Police say there will be no criminal charges.

December 2::

US Weekly, a magazine, publishes an interview with cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, who claims a two-and-a-half-year affair.

:: In a statement Woods says: “I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behaviour my family deserves.”

December 3

:: Rachel Uchitel, who previously denied reports of an affair, cancels a planned press conference due to “unforeseen circumstances”.

December 4-11

:: A flurry of claims are made by other women alleging to have had a flings. They include a porn star and a pancake house waitress.

December 8

:: Woods’ mother-in-law Barbro Holmberg is rushed to hospital from his Florida home. She is later released.

:: Sports drink firm Gatorade becomes the first sponsor to drop its endorsement of Woods.

December 9

:: It emerges Woods has not been seen in any prime-time US television adverts since November 29 as sponsors desert him.

December 10

:: Rachel Uchitel uses a magazine interview to deny she is a “home-wrecker” or “tramp”.

December 11

:: Jamie Jungers, 26, who claims an 18-month affair with Woods, says she has been left with a “broken heart.”

:: Woods says he is taking an “indefinite break” from golf and apologises for his “infidelity”.

December 12

:: Gillette distances itself from Woods saying it is “limiting his role” in marketing to “support his desire for privacy”. His main sponsor, Nike, stands by him.

December 13

:: Global management consultancy Accenture says it will not continue its sponsorship agreement with the golfer because “he is no longer the right representative” for its advertising.

2010

February 3

:: Eight-time major winner Tom Watson calls on Woods to “show some humility” as a player and apologise for his off-course behaviour before returning to golf.

February 19

:: Woods calls a press conference and says: “I’m deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behaviour.” He says he has undergone 45 days of therapy for his “issues”.

April 8

:: Woods returns to golf at The Masters. He finishes fourth.

August 15

:: Following a dismal run of form he fails to earn an automatic spot on America’s Ryder Cup team.

August 23

:: Woods and Elin Nordegren release a joint statement through lawyers announcing their divorce.

….and in other news, Rachel Uchitel says she hopes Tiger will reach out to her because they were really in love. Hayi mara women…

So, now that Tiger Woods is available, are you interested? Would you go out on a date with him if he asked? Be honest now… .

sources: www.telegraph.co.uk

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Comments

40 Comments on "Tiger’s Wife Speaks. Maturely."

  1. bigmama on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 2:41 am 

    All I can say is that she is set for life financially.

  2. Bee on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 2:43 am 

    More like the question should be IF HE WUD STOP BEING THIS FAMOUS GOLF PLAYER THAT HE IS, WOULD GALS STILL GO GAGA OVA HIM? coz i think as long as he is still famous these women are still gona want him. But this is not even “hot”

    Off tops: Ms BS i think u shud go kwa BB uyolanda i-commission yakho as that BB&iPHONE topic made me get my self a BB. I find it a bit complicated thou.

  3. Kiki on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 4:06 am 

    This is wat happens when you marry a man with a plan…by plan I mean money. She is walking away with R100 million wow.. Which woman wouldn’t be happy with all that cash?? Well done mfazi ka Tiger you married the right man instead of a poor looser that will cheat abuse u and all you got to show for it are bruises and non paid bills that HE created. Women let’s choose wisely.

    Carol must JBS and save us her nonsense or better whoever has her digits please tell her to read THE UGLY TRUTH by Helen and stop wasting our tym. She chose to put up with Buyile’s infidelity n abuse for all those years she must leave us out of it.Sikhathele ke ngoku,kunini? Hayi suka.

  4. Makgotso on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 7:40 am 

    Uphume eloaded lomfazi mos

  5. SilentBloggar on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 7:52 am 

    Yah nhe!! This morning Tiger says he feels more sadness than relief at the collapse of his marriage. With all that money, I don’t think I’d e ven have a reason to cry or mop around. I would leave the kids with my mom and go galavanting for a good year, but she’s probably used to galavanting world wide. Tjo the problems of the rich!!!

  6. Pele on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 8:03 am 

    and dont forget the mistress Rachel Uchitel also got 10 million dollars rom exclusive interviews and is getting more , this week i saw her on an ad in TMZ she was milking a tiger(FEEDING A TIGER A BOTTLE) lol.
    I just think these loaded celebs must think twice before unzipping their pants, Mbau must move to the states SA has no money. Just imagine departing with a cool 100 million and surely you will get support for the kids aside.

  7. Zeal on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 8:09 am 

    Girl power to Elin!!
    As for Carol, mxm, she justs wanted her 15 seconds of fame, but now she must phum’elaynini!!

  8. Dladla on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 8:13 am 

    Tjo! Talk about striking it rich. Now, this is what Mrs_Crous_WANTED_to_be should learn in all her games. Marry a rich folk, give’em kids, and then let him dog away… That way, you chow his money so bad he won’t find it funny to cheat ever again.

    As for Carol Mdladla, come now guys, let the poor woman be. poor being the operative word.

  9. Brown Shuga on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 8:19 am 

    Kwaaaaaaa poor woman

  10. Zeal on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 8:20 am 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Dladla, you just finished me! ‘Poor’

  11. MsTeee on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 8:24 am 

    I’m sure tiger’s wife is secretely thanking Tiger’s cheating ass for the infidelity – all that moola I’d also be happy
    at least she’ll die rich !!!
    as for abo Carol shem dying poor and bitter – maybe the interviews she’s been doing will make her ama centanyana at least

  12. Uthando on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 8:34 am 

    abany abafazi imali engaka madoda, will comment again when i know what i can do with it.

    Carol Mdladla Monase………..awuyeke u Buyile phansi aaagggghhhaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Uthando on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 8:41 am 

    I just opened that link BS, why lengane yabo bobabile engeyona i mixed race (Day walker) he looks so white to me……… i’m not saying anything kodwa awuuuuu

  14. Bongi on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 9:02 am 

    uyabona ke uKhanyi yena she must take notes apha,eg. she gets R15000 for a dress, she must buy ilokhwe ye R10.000 and save the R5000 she wont even miss it…

  15. Kiki on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 9:29 am 

    Bongi uyansile ngo Khanyi….Do you know how far I would be by now if I was her?? uKhanyi umosha imali maaan.

  16. BMS on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 9:43 am 

    carol is a waste…

  17. BMS on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 9:44 am 

    is XtraLargePtyLtd Jozi Insider? I think he was! ever since he stopped writing for JC, we haven’t seen JI or him around…
    #justsaying

  18. Dladla on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 10:02 am 

    Hehehe BMS… *dies*

  19. MsTeee on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 10:15 am 

    how do u know he has stopped writting for JC BMS ?

  20. LeeM on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 10:39 am 

    JI would never make a mistake like the ‘week hours of the morning” so i dont think Xtra is JI

    where are you JI anyway???

  21. posh on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 10:47 am 

    “When a reporter asked Woods if he still loves Nordegren, he didn’t answer, instead repeating; ‘That’s the most important thing.”

    He couldn’t even say that I’ll always love her or she’ll always have a special place in my heart.. it was a loveless relationship for Elen then,

  22. Vesa on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 10:56 am 

    JI would never make a mistake like the ‘week hours of the morning” so i dont think Xtra is JI

    where are you JI anyway???

    @ LeeM….kwa kwa kwa kwaaaa!!! You’ve made my morning

  23. BMS on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 11:26 am 

    When last did you see an Xtra article? Its now Lebza and Hastings and Kiki…
    Pity the people DO know them and they cannot be JI… I miss JI coz JI has drama and with drama shim brings some needed talking points in our lives and I am now tired of waiting! I’ll be Durban Insider, but there isnothing in Durban anyway- I am moving up to Jozi next month because of that!!!

  24. fruitcake on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 11:35 am 

    hehehe, BMS. Stalk the Jozi DJ’s when they are in Durban. Apparently they get up to no good then you can become OUR Durban Insider.

  25. Juicyfruit on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 11:45 am 

    Us’tshele wena BMS! S’funukwazi!

  26. Brazilian Diva on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 11:50 am 

    Eish I am still thinking what would I do with such money – m going to have my lunch in Mandela Square and in search of a sugar daddy who’s about to die or who has a heart attack.(thinkingoutloud)

  27. sweetie my baby on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 11:50 am 

    i wonder if he’ll revive his relationship with any of these women…. wouldn’t that be so juicy?!?!?!

    and poor woman, i feel for her – this man put her through HELL!
    and what’s up with the carol hateration on this site? tjo!! why are people being so harsh?? how come elin gets all the love and carol all the scorn???? tjo tjo tjo!!!

  28. BMS on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 12:01 pm 

    The JOZSI DJ’s go for Aurelia and her friends okay… i just got over being “obsessed” with her so I will not go there

  29. Kiki on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 12:09 pm 

    *DEAD* Hahahah BMS…heheh I agree dont even go there.

  30. bigmama on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 12:40 pm 

    @ BMS I think o rite abt JI
    @ Brazilian Diva let me join u for lunch, I need a dying sugardaddy.

    Tiger’s wife ke boss.

  31. BMS on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 12:54 pm 

    Now carol mustn’t get a dime
    has Tira’s baby mama given birth yet???

  32. Bee on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 12:56 pm 

    Argh some women bayaxoka apha and bagezela uCarol. One thing u guys must know is u can never compare an african woman to american woman. An african is tought at an early age about values, traditions, cultures ,respect their man etc. Most african women they get into relationships, with good intentions : loving, caring for a man and maybe get married. Unlike in states; there inkawu ityiwa ilila (its Dog eat dog kinda situation). U cant compare Carol to Elein. Even noMbawu xa esenza ezinto zakhe i think ubanaso isazela. And besides if we were to talk about her mna i wud say shes doing all these things more for people than her self.

  33. nan on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 6:03 pm 

    this is how its done not just dig for impahla… he must provide and na xa so umkile ave uba eish! umkile tl tl tl tl tt

  34. Sxylin on Thu, 26th Aug 2010 6:17 pm 

    kwkakwakwakwakwakwa lmaoooooooooooooooooooo! im dead on the floor*Carol being poor*

  35. Mntungwa on Fri, 27th Aug 2010 7:58 am 

    Carol shame, must send me her CV. We have positions here, that will keep her very busy. i have no words for her behaviour shame. When i read her stories i relive the Cassandra Zola days. * yawn, yawner, yawnest*

  36. Silvio on Fri, 27th Aug 2010 8:37 am 

    what did this white chick expect? Tiger is black, black folks cheat #In my Madea voice. LOL

  37. Lahvee on Fri, 27th Aug 2010 9:03 am 

    Kiki said: She is walking away with R100 million wow.. Which woman wouldn’t be happy with all that cash??

    Kiki she is walking away with 100 million dollars – bout 750 million rands… nkosi yam, and she was just a babysitter when she started.. sigh..

    And offcourse the kids will still get something from Tiger the $100 million is just for her.

  38. Kiki on Fri, 27th Aug 2010 9:05 am 

    Ooooops Lahvee,I am used to the Rand sign….lol. Thank you for the correction,why bloggers didnt correct me yesterday beats me…..mxim!!! lol

  39. kazisongo on Fri, 27th Aug 2010 9:17 am 

    @Kiki no corrections teachers are on strike *hides from mistress Lahvee*

  40. Kiki on Fri, 27th Aug 2010 9:26 am 

    *dead* heheh Kazi,i feel better now. Thanks!!!!!!!

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