Can We Discuss Them…

May 17, 2011 by  

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We love Slindile Nodangala because she is a perfect example of the essence of an African woman:

Big kinky hair, curvaceous buttocks and smouldering eyes yet I cant help but imagine myself splashing hot cooking oil to that excuse of a stylist who dresses this beautiful lady on Generations.sisi whoever you are, leopard prints and bright pink gowns are not flattering to a woman with curves. You make Mam’ruby look like an animal that escaped from the set of Shaka Zulu! Leopard prints give her more curves that Chapman’s peak!

Oh and while we’re burning this Generations stylist with hot oil lets shove Khethiwe’s weave/wig or whatever the hell that is on her head. Lawd! That thing should have disappeared with the tsunami in Japan tjerrr.

Moving away from my generphobia to attention seekers… What happened to Dineo ranaka and Kenny Kunene‘s beef? Did they settle it for sushi?

Word has it that was a publicity stunt, well if it was then it worked for them. Someone has been taking lessons from Theunis Crous on how to stay relevant to Sunday world readers.

Dear Beyonce; what’s happening? Your latest song Run the world (GIRLS) is falling on iTunes; your music video is being pushed back. Could this be the end of your career? Are you regretting firing Matthew as your manager already, your worried stan, Lazyswag

Staying international: where is that girl who sang Goodies? Ciara nana the music business misses you. Khumbulekhaya and stop trying to get 50 cent on your bed akakufuni! Well since you are coming to S.A next month for the Zar nton nton holla at a brother and I’ll make you relevant again.

Back to mzansi to our very own Mam’Noeleen. I only have two things to say to you: Why are most of your shows about food? We get the fact that Woolworths sponsors you but mama no, it’s too much. I don’t blame David Kau for his statement at the previous SAMA awards and while I’m at, it please stop getting excited every time you see food….. those are Oprah tendencies.

Last but not least…..

Lawrence Maleka you might have not won the Selimathunzi presenter search due to one reason that I will not to mention in this article because my editor will spank my ass, however you have natural charm and talent so I hope you keep hustling so that we can see your face and that million dollar smile on our screens.

Guest Post By: Lazyswag

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48 Comments on "Can We Discuss Them…"

  1. Zida on Tue, 17th May 2011 2:38 am 

    Poor Silindile. Most of the time she looks like a sumo fighter on the show.

    I heard the little joke Dineo said on Club 808 last week. I do believe it was just a publicity stunt. It may have gone wrong because when you put 2 narcissists together, you are bound to get sparks flying.

    As for the Blood Of The Lamb, she needs great producers and writers to rescue her. She hosted a listening session last week for a selected few. Apparently they were only played 5 songs. And they were not even allowed to mention the titles of the songs when they wrote about it. I bet they just wanted to get a reaction and then decide what to do with the rest of the direction of the album. Shem…I think she should just belt out ballads because she has a voice for them and forget competeting with the Willow Smith, she is not gonna win.

    As for Ciara, she has a new man, Amar’e Stoudemire, that she’s been seen everywhere with. Lala looks out for her girls. After catching a jackpot with Carmelo, she made sure her girls also got themselves ballers. First she hooked up known ball juggler Kim Kartrashian with Kris Humphries. Then just recently fixed Ciara with her own baller. Let’s see how these will last. I’m waiting for the pregnancy news to solidify their cheques for at east the next 18 years of their lives.

    Noeleen bathong! Wasn’t she set on losing weight at some point. She seems to have given up on that quest. She’s another who wears such confusing get ups most of the time.

    As for Lawrence, I wouldn’t worry about him. He’ll get a job soon enough. He’s got the exposure he needed. Some producer may be thinking of approaching him already.

  2. Savanah Dry on Tue, 17th May 2011 3:03 am 

    Interesting read , on genrubbish while u throwing away khetiwe’s hairstyle please take dineo’s with…
    Yho and mam ruby’s tracksuits I have no comment …

  3. suckmypipi on Tue, 17th May 2011 6:29 am 

    This will also become a YouTube post. Can people just leave C-Error alone! I mean seriously is getting readers so important that you have to come up with inexistant stories?? I mean wher did you read that she was after 50 ugly cent?? Can you research tuu. She is with Amare. And as for her music she just got released from her stable and is rumoured to be shining up with interscope. So before you go looking for controversy about my girl Cee-Cee research!

    As for beyonce, the only thing she should ce Running is a ‘get pregnant diet’. Now Billboard is giving her a stale award originally intended for Bratney. Hahahaha #TeamRihanna Beaches!!! Some1 should send Bey a letter telling her Rihanna took over, *cues Wait is Ova * As for local gossip I will only be housested when Nonhle commits suicide.

  4. suckmypipi on Tue, 17th May 2011 6:38 am 

    Actually I will only be interested when she overdoses on all that Wongaa she’s been smoking. #TeamBonang the Bees are taking ova.

  5. Nerlee on Tue, 17th May 2011 6:40 am 

    Mam Ruby’s jeans kwaaaaaa hayi i cant, andide ndimqhele tu mani LOL

  6. dejane on Tue, 17th May 2011 7:20 am 

    I couldnt be bothered with what C-error does with herself.

    Generations shpould fire its stylists and whoever is responsible for the casts walldrobe malfunnction. Dineo’s hair should go ASAP. who’s that not so bright spark that suggested she add that le pondo??? hai is Dinny aware she looks tedious?
    I think generations’ finance department is stingy. Why else does Queen look like shes dressed by straatafords at times. They must try and get an get an endorsement deal for ama weave if all else fails.

  7. ayanda9 on Tue, 17th May 2011 7:31 am 

    I gave up on noleen a long time ago,I used to love her book reviews but now I don’t even bother anymore!I think dineo and kenny actually want each other the way they carry on!and lastly the days when generation actors were the best styled on tv are long over.

  8. snapshot on Tue, 17th May 2011 8:09 am 

    wena Lazyswag you mean you don’t realise that MamRuby is the reflection/representative of the old sdudla mafehlefehle women cos gifted women like her definitely don’t dress in those things she calls clothes.

    Lol Mzansi fo sho…………..

    as for Lawrence that boy is talented and will go places unlike some people i won’t bother mentioning their names.

    Noleen shem maybe i stress se cheating hubby of hers or have they divorced now

    Dineo Ranaka and kenny should JBS baphume kithi

  9. mzuaqe on Tue, 17th May 2011 8:11 am 

    #SuckYour nton-nton Your cologne smells like Honey nton-nton’S!

  10. Zeal on Tue, 17th May 2011 8:12 am 

    LOL, mara Noeleen!! That song ya Bey ya bora hle!!

  11. blunt on Tue, 17th May 2011 8:19 am 

    Kenny and Dineo did what?? *rme* at publicity stunt, beyonce must b a wife now, and wats up with bujy performing beyonce’s songs when he mc’s? Ciara is just hot nyane. Mamrubby mohle mara I wardrobe yakhe O_o Lawrence dear forget bout getting a job on SABC 1, I heard ukuthi sowetotv presenters will never present on it, a certain presenter from ur station was supposed to b a presenter for a new show but was pulled out and I hear it ws a 3rd show that she was getting pulled out as a main presenter she’s even used to it. Try vuzu and them, they love fresh talent,goodluck boy.

  12. galfriday on Tue, 17th May 2011 8:36 am 

    laughing for decades! Gr8 article mngane. I cudnt agree with u more. That lawrence guy is destined 4 much bigger things i tell u .

    OT nyana _ hayi igowns zakwa generubissh kill me dead

    XOXO Miss Manager.

  13. Nkey.. on Tue, 17th May 2011 8:45 am 

    Kenny kunene Tjo!!! I give up on that Man.Hes such a lier He was going on and on on Drum saying Dineo is not her type Blah blah blah….and Friday everning He was the one wanting more and more kisses from Dineo blaiming everything that happened between them on the Jounalist.

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah—>please stop getting excited every time you see food….. those are Oprah tendencies.

  14. B.MAG on Tue, 17th May 2011 8:52 am 

    shame on beyonce she’s gradualy loosing it. “hu run d world boys,boys”

  15. Mapakisha on Tue, 17th May 2011 9:18 am 

    #TeamBeyonce FOREVER.. Haters need to step away.

  16. Ms.Zie on Tue, 17th May 2011 9:44 am 

    I saw a picture of Kenny and Dineo kissing, like really k-i-s-s-i-n-g on another blog, so safe to assume that their beef has since been settled! I think Beyonce’s new song will be a club banger tho, its growing on me

  17. MashDiva on Tue, 17th May 2011 9:45 am 

    Shame Beyonce needs to chill or else she end up like Mariah Carey!

  18. Ms.Zie on Tue, 17th May 2011 9:48 am 

    Hmm, I swear I had posted a comment here, anyways nice article dude!

  19. Mso on Tue, 17th May 2011 9:51 am 

    #TEAM BEYONCE, Riri will never be a Queen like her.

  20. Brown Shuga on Tue, 17th May 2011 9:56 am 

    LOL @ C-Error

  21. Biskiti on Tue, 17th May 2011 10:24 am 

    I love the Queen, but i’m sure that kwaaito track of hers is just a publicity stunt. I am waiting for the full album, hopefully there will only be 1 edition this time, otherwise imma go to the streets for the rest of the editions. Riri & stans can just only dream, beetch ain’t even half of B!Lmao.#Long live the Queen!

    Sierra i hot, and i can’t wait to see her hle, well that’s if Kenny is not lying and pulling the same stunts as that time ka Nicki & Drake.

  22. Abut' Majesa on Tue, 17th May 2011 10:29 am 

    Shame its it sad seing Kenny Kunnes desparate attampts at prolonging his 15 min of fame, the issue with Dineo was childish & throwing a party hosting american hasbeens like Lil Kim, Ciara & Timberland, shows that the whole ZAR Empire is all in his mind.

    Shame Beyonce, this is what worried me about her, the album “Dengerously in Love” & “I am Sasha what what” were too good & there may be a possibility of her overused all her creative life force in those 2 albums, so her time may be passing, just like 50cent & Nas.

    Regards,
    Mr Majesa
    “Are black people that naive to blv that the racist white people would have giviven us the bible if they knew it was constructive”

  23. Ms_Tick on Tue, 17th May 2011 10:40 am 

    Hi Guys

    I’m a new kid in the block lol,,,hope to have some fun here:-)

  24. vale031 on Tue, 17th May 2011 11:02 am 

    dejane says: Why else does Queen look like shes dressed by “straatafords” at times.. Kwaaaaaaaaaaa

  25. ThatoM on Tue, 17th May 2011 11:06 am 

    some names here though?smh

  26. Nkey.. on Tue, 17th May 2011 11:18 am 

    Lol..haybo ThatoM!!! Like wich ones??? wena vele why chose to use ya real name?? @ Ms_Tick hellow *waves* welcome.

  27. JEJEYAM on Tue, 17th May 2011 11:29 am 

    Great one lazy ,on generaphobia whoever suggested that Dineo put that dead dogs tail on her head should be fired … Ow bethuna u Mam’ruby yhuuuu enuff said ngaye …Yho ukenny no dineo on club 808 ??oko bephuzana …lol

  28. JEJEYAM on Tue, 17th May 2011 11:34 am 

    Death by Abhut ‘Majesa comment “the whole ZAR Empire is all in his mind”

  29. Tumelo on Tue, 17th May 2011 11:34 am 

    “Regards,
    Mr Majesa
    “Are black people that naive to blv that the racist white people would have giviven us the bible if they knew it was constructive”
    ”

    I think Not!! Self Imprisonment??

  30. Ms_Tick on Tue, 17th May 2011 11:34 am 

    @Nkey.. Thanks for the war welcome:-)

  31. Ms_Tick on Tue, 17th May 2011 11:35 am 

    War = Warm lol

  32. Enkosi on Tue, 17th May 2011 11:38 am 

    I can’t believe I still haven’t heard this new song of (the now very white) Beyonce. *hides* I think I am now fatigued of her, there was a time I would attack people who attacked her. SMH

    Whenever I see the sushi king that saying about an old fool always comes to mind.

    Am I the only only who thinks Dineo looks really good with less weave?

  33. Enkosi on Tue, 17th May 2011 11:42 am 

    Dineo = Dineo Ranaka, not the fictional one form that silly show I no longer watch.

  34. Enkosi on Tue, 17th May 2011 11:46 am 

    form = from. Eish!

  35. lazyswag on Tue, 17th May 2011 11:48 am 

    lmao your comments are killing me,thanks for the love guys

  36. Mmaditaba on Tue, 17th May 2011 12:15 pm 

    Lazyswag why do u waste your energy juices including Generubbish into the mix of your writing when you knw itz nt just Gog’Ruby who needs Lucifer to transform her. that show,its hair disaster and that wardrobe they dressing their actors with engathi impahla zakh0na bazidobile eBerea( apologies for the insult to poor Berea bath0ng) needs a whole crew of Illumanati to wake it up! Ngeke phela yuhh

    uCiara wami manje wenzeni? Ai maan she aint afta that duuj bag .

  37. Makgotso on Tue, 17th May 2011 12:16 pm 

    Kenny yena SMH i wonder uthini unkosikazi if enaye

    As Mam’ Ruby igenerations idlala ngaye how does dress those hideous jeans tjo tjo namat-shirt awosmall size izibhetshetshe zihlale obala, Generations is taking the shebeen queen character to far sometimes.

    As for Beyaonce “no comment” only liked her when she was singing with destiny’s child.

  38. RodneySweetKid on Tue, 17th May 2011 12:33 pm 

    @Mso that is because Rihanna doesn’t want be a queen… Stop comparing the two (Rihanna and Beyonce), they are two different people with different tastes in life and they don’t even sing the same music. Compare Beyonce to some other RnB singer, thank you.

  39. OsamaLady on Tue, 17th May 2011 1:05 pm 

    Hello Hey my purple (people)

    now to start my critique… *clears throat*

    Mam’Ruby, what a lovely lady first and foremost. her character, is *drumroll please* BRILLIANT! but most fat/obese people have the best personalities. unlike stuck up toothpicks! is it because huge people get less attention therefore, they kinda gain personality or do we just feel sorry for them?

    Kenny “new-cash” sushi Kunene and Dineo Ranaka have one or three things in common (at least)
    1. they’re both butt ugly!
    2. they’re attention seeking *****
    3. they love that white powder

    Beyonce Knowles Carter
    Still a gorgeous woman, mara sowuya khenya manje. dedela’banye pleaz (ghetto accent). are you telling me the generation after me will be listening to Miss knowles? haai haai, i’ve done enough listening for the next 10 generations. kunini ngidla wena? it’s been over a decade manje, jhu sanna, xha! ndidikiwe tjo!
    oh and take C-Error with you!

    Noeleen, Miss “south african Oprah) please get off my tv screen before I smash it! every time I bump into 3talk, they’re discussing food, if not abused women. move 3talk and take to soweto tv, with pastor mboro! we’ll now call m(BOREtalk)

    last but not least! Lawrence! *deep sigh* Viva Lawrence Viva!
    this guy, is talented and obviously down to earth! had i been Lawrence and in his situation (where they cheated him) South Africa would have been long bombed up I tell you! Someone, please give this guy a job! Heck, replace Sizwe on Live or something. Lawerence, selimathunzi isn’t even in your scale! you got too much talent for that stupid, low budget show anyway! I promise you, Lawrence is heading places. that Lunga dude yena, he’s embarrasing himself nje. Calvin Klein should know how low they’ve dropped their standard, I associate them with Selimathunzi now, and I now see CK as Diadora, DMD or Loxion Kulca.

  40. qdalegend on Tue, 17th May 2011 1:15 pm 

    I think I was the 1st person in the country to have a problem with Khethiwe’s helmet.I’m glad that you share my sentiments……As for Ciara,she must stay in whatever hole she’s been hiding in.Apart from the dance moves,she never had much of a career!

  41. Blaqdiva on Tue, 17th May 2011 1:38 pm 

    MamRuby kwijeans ngath yisaugage efakwe kwistraw… hai ngekhe!

  42. JEJEYAM on Tue, 17th May 2011 1:50 pm 

    Lol @Blaqdiva ha ha ha ha lol trying to imagine isausage ihohlwa kwistraw lol

  43. Nthoentle on Tue, 17th May 2011 2:09 pm 

    Mam’Ruby must just lose weight!

  44. MsCanham on Tue, 17th May 2011 2:12 pm 

    lmao @Blaqdiva: i cnt stop laughing from the picture you just placed in my mind ngoku wena!! “iSausage efakwe kwistraw” lol!!

    Ndiyamthanda kodwa shem uMamRubs :)

    And wena lazyswag: Nice read…. kodwa ke uCiara [C-error] ungena phi??? She’s far from relevant, plz dnt write about her again, ndiyak’cela torho….

  45. Nkey.. on Tue, 17th May 2011 2:59 pm 

    Lolest @ Balqdiva uyadelela Maan.They call themselves abo Sdudla fabulous.Hope Winnie Khumalo can hear you saying that coz shes a leader yeydudla eziclaimer ikuba HOT

  46. LadyM on Tue, 17th May 2011 3:04 pm 

    “please stop getting excited every time you see food….. those are Oprah tendencies”——-> LMAO!!

  47. Mapakisha on Tue, 17th May 2011 3:11 pm 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ yisaugage efakwe kwistraw… tjo la bua maan!

  48. Kid on Thu, 19th May 2011 9:06 am 

    lmao!dead ——> “Oh and while we’re burning this Generations stylist with hot oil lets shove Khethiwe’s weave/wig or whatever the hell that is on her head” great read dude

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