Things That Makes Us Go Tjo!

May 26, 2011 by  

This landed in our inbox and we’re just wondering: the attire, the pose, like what’s going on here?

Tjo!

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98 Comments on "Things That Makes Us Go Tjo!"

  1. Ms.Zie on Thu, 26th May 2011 12:23 am 

    ROTFLMAO!!!! Hahahahahahaha!

  2. sexybehind on Thu, 26th May 2011 12:24 am 

    Lol

  3. Zida on Thu, 26th May 2011 12:27 am 

    Kwaaaaaa. Peeping Speedy. And he had to leave the towel behind because it would have given him away.

    Not done with the SAMA’s. If it wasn’t the those DBN girls who were with Minnie trying to get their claws on Lunga at the afterparty, it was Jafta who didn’t want anything. Close to the poor boy. It’s like he was jealous or something when people would get close to him. If he was talking to someone, it wasn’t long before he was hovering over them. At one point he even tried to some some lady who wanted to speak with Lunga. That definitely made me go TJO!

  4. PurplestAr on Thu, 26th May 2011 12:30 am 

    ‘Yo bro gat some towels? Im running low, hook me up dawg’. #shrugs n wave 2everybdy. New blood on the house#

  5. Znat on Thu, 26th May 2011 12:33 am 

    Is he buying something from his dealer. Dodgy if you ask me…

  6. Znat on Thu, 26th May 2011 12:35 am 

    Lol @ Purplestar, you right, his dealer’s hooking him up with some ehm, towels tltltl

  7. miss_L on Thu, 26th May 2011 12:39 am 

    Hearing that the sports minister, Fikile Mbalula collapsed during a cabinet meeting. Tjo minister, u should be the healthiest person moes!

  8. sexybehind on Thu, 26th May 2011 12:43 am 

    Lol @Fikile. I don’t mean to laugh. WaS he overwhelmed? U see this is why rest is needed SometimeS.

  9. skyno on Thu, 26th May 2011 12:45 am 

    New kid on jc.
    Modimo wa Baiseraele

  10. sexybehind on Thu, 26th May 2011 1:04 am 

    Welcome Skyno dsarling *clapS hands for you* enjoy the ride

  11. skyno on Thu, 26th May 2011 1:09 am 

    thank you sexyb

  12. JustPS on Thu, 26th May 2011 1:13 am 

    Tjoweeeee!!! LMAO_o hahahahahahahO_0 Modzimo itjaaaa! *claps once and walks away*

  13. LJFOREVER on Thu, 26th May 2011 1:24 am 

    Mr Sushi is like a kid who was never told that he’s loved. Why the need for such public affirmation??? Grow up makgowa a go tshega sis!!!

    The beady eyed chick who co-hosts Yfm breakfast I don’t care who your dad is or how loose your mom was with euro men just sit the fuck down! Tjo this friggin child!!!

  14. Thapelo_M on Thu, 26th May 2011 1:50 am 

    Tjo Speedy must just grow up. Ha se month states mo. He must had a fight with his towel & he managed to lock it inside the house, now he’s poking fun at it through the window. As for the dress code it’s wrong for a grown ass man like him to still wear a throwback jersey, God bless whoever is dating Speedy, she’s a strong woman.

  15. snapshot on Thu, 26th May 2011 6:26 am 

    Lol @Thapelo whoever is dating speedy must b a strong woman”

    Welcum Skyno n Purplestar how long hv u guys being silentblogging *justcurious**

    OMW wats that rubbish I see on the pic,hai man speedy boy umosha ingane zethu

  16. soul sista on Thu, 26th May 2011 7:21 am 

    Bathong!! Are those shorts or long trousers? No wonder why in DRUM he/it was said he still has no luck with ladies (lemme read & find out why).

  17. TL on Thu, 26th May 2011 7:37 am 

    —–>>>>‘Yo bro gat some towels? Im running low, hook me up dawg’ lmao

  18. Ndesheni on Thu, 26th May 2011 8:08 am 

    Wt made me go tjo! is dis definition of a cameltoe found by 1 JC blogger on google, especially since some of da senior citizens on JC did nt knw wt itwane lekamela is. It goes lyk:

    When her pants are so
    tight you can read her lips!

    It’s a killer!

  19. Ndesheni on Thu, 26th May 2011 8:14 am 

    Anada new blood on JC as well… ‘ve been silent blogging 4 abt 6 months nw & I jst cud nt anymo…

    Sanibonani nonke…

  20. Uthando on Thu, 26th May 2011 8:23 am 

    kodwa Speedy bakwethu KWAKHALA NYONINI kuyena kanti.

    Hello Ndesheni and welcome ko JC

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIKI

  21. J.A.Y on Thu, 26th May 2011 8:27 am 

    So JC has paparazzi services now?

    I better clean up my act when I step out to the streets…

    As for Speedy – he’s the total opposite of his name – he’s a bit SLOW…

    I’d love to see his girlfriend…

  22. dejane on Thu, 26th May 2011 8:48 am 

    But now Speedy needs to get with the programm and grow up!! No man at his age should dress like that!

  23. PurplestAr on Thu, 26th May 2011 8:55 am 

    @snapshot its been 4 to 5months now. Thanx for welcoming me

  24. Letebele on Thu, 26th May 2011 9:09 am 

    “God bless whoever is dating Speedy, she’s a strong woman”.

    @Thapelo: Speedy is actually a very sweet guy.

  25. IamMissHope on Thu, 26th May 2011 9:10 am 

    Hawu Speedy kanti when are you gonna dress yo age??? Hauwa even my 25yr old nephew outgrew the baggy shorts hauwa. Thats so untidy, cut yo dreads while you’re at it. You look so bad, you must smell bad too xaaaaa

  26. bongi on Thu, 26th May 2011 9:10 am 

    eish guys am i the only who think Speedy is cool and sexy especially after that Drum article… ndiyazithandela nje kuwe shame.

  27. LizM on Thu, 26th May 2011 9:12 am 

    Things that make me go Tjo….This weather!

  28. Mmaditaba on Thu, 26th May 2011 9:13 am 

    ROTLMFAO! Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ “this landed in our inbox…” >dead<

    *cremated by SoulSista's comment*

    uSpeedy bambaqe asa dlala ngedingaling yakho

  29. Mmaditaba on Thu, 26th May 2011 9:15 am 

    Mara Speedy’s pants bath0ng! LMFBaorad”

  30. Siyamthanda on Thu, 26th May 2011 9:18 am 

    TJONAMAWE!!!! Speedy wabatho how does he walk with those pantshorts thingies he is wearing, are they belted around the knees. Someone needs to hold an intervention with Speedy….

    Nna I think bekalandelela i girlfriend that locked him out/refused to come out after seeing that catastrophe he is wearing!

    *Too much purple=sexual frustration, akunamuntu onganika uSpeedy lento egcoke kanje! ANEVA

  31. Kaelo on Thu, 26th May 2011 9:20 am 

    I wonder if Sisqo still dresses like that…..tjo!!! Where do they sell such clothes clearly I’m missing something here

  32. sexymm on Thu, 26th May 2011 9:25 am 

    Mara does Speedy have a girlfriend?he must just grow up hawu!namabluko awayo hayi man,very wrong..

  33. ncutanana on Thu, 26th May 2011 9:41 am 

    ingathi uzikakele kodwa hayi cha u speedy

  34. soul sista on Thu, 26th May 2011 9:53 am 

    Ok, I really had to read this DRUM (May 12 issue) article that I ignored. So Speedy says he’s single – 9months now. Hehehe & he says, “There’s no scandal about me & I don’t have any baby mamas in my cupboards, but I don’t seem to have luck with ladies.”
    Can someone please have a baby by Speedy!! Maybe he’ll pull up his pants when attending parents’ meetings at his baby’s school.

  35. samlicious on Thu, 26th May 2011 9:55 am 

    Shu ave ewunxiba umbala umfana. PURPLE!

  36. Lady gaga on Thu, 26th May 2011 10:00 am 

    LMAO

  37. popeye on Thu, 26th May 2011 10:03 am 

    Tripple TJO!

  38. Biskiti on Thu, 26th May 2011 10:09 am 

    Not even Missy Elliot dresses like this! Noo maaan, Speedy must pull up his pants (literally), and dress like baby bro Sidney Mahlaku, or is he trying to be the complete opposite?

  39. Lela on Thu, 26th May 2011 10:12 am 

    @Letebele,no matter how sweet he is he aint getting any looking like that,not even UJ kids want a man that age dressed like that talkless of the age group he is supposed to be dating. His sweetness will be freezing this winter if he doesn’t change that dressing.

  40. Luyah on Thu, 26th May 2011 10:13 am 

    Kodwa nkoc yam ngo Speedy!! He iz goodlooking n has a gr8t voice… The problm iz his dress sense nje qha!! Nd dis pic…. *speechless*

  41. Bongani on Thu, 26th May 2011 10:19 am 

    at some point speedy was dating that make up artist nomsa nton nton..i wonder if basajola nah

  42. Cinnabon on Thu, 26th May 2011 10:22 am 

    TJO! Kwakakakakaa…ROTFLMAO!

  43. KevCare on Thu, 26th May 2011 10:38 am 

    Entlek…Speedy o jola le mang?? That mus be one tuff chic to overlook that “style” on a daily basis!

    BigUps to Speedy tho for staying true to himself despite all the #SpeedysTowel hashtag, the Sisqo jokes, even Arthur forcing him to wear shiny formal jacket….THIS IS SPEEDY *period* Unlike many artists in the industry, he’s “REAL” and doesn’t go-wit-the-flow like all the fakers!

    Let the man BE!!

  44. shybear on Thu, 26th May 2011 10:51 am 

    LOL!! u guys la tshegisha

    n the trousers o kare o ikaketje,

  45. shybear on Thu, 26th May 2011 10:59 am 

    @kevcare soulsista s drum article answers ur qustn, no luck with the ladies. hai vele no one wud want 2b seen with a guy looking lyk that,

  46. Letebele on Thu, 26th May 2011 11:09 am 

    hawu Lela? what’s wrong with him staying with what he’s comfortable with? at least when he dates a girl, he doesnt fool around. unlike them cool brothers who gets approval in the wardrobe department but break girls hearts coz every girl wants a piece of them.

  47. nossie on Thu, 26th May 2011 11:21 am 

    TJO wht going on

  48. Alexis on Thu, 26th May 2011 11:28 am 

    what’s speedy doing in this picture? Isn’t everyone over his ‘swag’? what should our younger brothers be doing if he keeps dragging his trousers of the floor? Speedy, this is the exact reason you’re still single and have no kids. which woman is willing to put up with a boy for a man? nxa *so angry*

  49. Peachy on Thu, 26th May 2011 11:38 am 

    He should just grow up, how old is he kanti?

  50. Lela on Thu, 26th May 2011 11:38 am 

    Ungamjola wena @Letebele?

  51. mamamia on Thu, 26th May 2011 11:43 am 

    He looks like an overgrown midget

    *no offence*

  52. Letebele on Thu, 26th May 2011 11:48 am 

    @lela: Yes I would coz I know him well and I know how he is a normal guy who’s just in the public eye. So if we can look at him as just another guy and not Speedy the musician, ya’ll will see that he’s a cool guy.

  53. mamamia on Thu, 26th May 2011 12:03 pm 

    For this reason i don’t want to be celebrity. but then again it goes with the territory

  54. Mndaba on Thu, 26th May 2011 12:41 pm 

    I think stoan was invited in alone and he had to settle for the window.GO HOME ROGER!!!!

  55. Alexis on Thu, 26th May 2011 12:43 pm 

    then sana’lwam… oops, letebele, try matrry him

  56. GA on Thu, 26th May 2011 1:03 pm 

    LOL…

  57. bongi on Thu, 26th May 2011 1:26 pm 

    @ Letebel thanks and now i love Speedy even more……. he is unique in his own way…even his wall to wall have his face on…he is happy with himself and nathi we have our own way of dressing which other people probally frown upon,so let him be him tu …

  58. Nokxie on Thu, 26th May 2011 1:31 pm 

    Guys who watches Spin Crowd

    I need my own spin crowd team to kick-off my career as a socialite, work full time so have no time to do it myself, will pay the necessary fees

  59. bongi on Thu, 26th May 2011 1:31 pm 

    @ Mndaba if you still remember this line Go home Roger then umdala ane?…lol remember it from Sister Sister……….

  60. Wild Island on Thu, 26th May 2011 1:45 pm 

    hhaaaa eish wuwi..

  61. Lela on Thu, 26th May 2011 1:59 pm 

    Hai hayi hayi @Letebele I’d never date a man who dresses like that at this age celeb of nee,nice of nee. Yho there are so many nice guys out there that we reject because of one thing or the other. lol now the imagery of you lookin all nice and hot next to Speedy is killing me.

  62. FentseStar on Thu, 26th May 2011 2:03 pm 

    LMFAO!!!—->Mndaba @bOngi Speedy’s dress sense is soooo 90′s i mean really now. Ngiyaz’ buza ukuthi wat if he gets chased by a dog, uzo qala a bambe kuphi?

  63. manny on Thu, 26th May 2011 2:04 pm 

    lol BS o leqhoko!!!
    is speepdy wearing shorts ?yonke into i wrong lana

  64. mamamia on Thu, 26th May 2011 2:18 pm 

    @Nokxie,

    You need to establish some sort of BFF with either Bonang, Nonhle or Mbau the racy socialites and IT girls, hang out, compliment them at every eye bat and flick of the head, be a human accessory. Soon enough get on twitter and start a twar over something very stupid like the length of their fake lashes and camel toes, you know gain a superficial following.

    Then steal a man from some famous wannabe or actual famous person, just make sure she’s no straat mate eish ba kago senya sefahlego bao cos ba trapa. Just be seen with him in flash appereances ala Khanyi and Professor – nothing confirmed but soon tongues will wag without you really taking your kit off, lead him on dropping hints and then the first night of the deed do your striptease then when you both naked be all dissapointed about his package (you need to be strong this part even if he is packing some heat) then boom drop him like its hot and leave him hard, he will be so mad he will spread vicious rumours meanwhile his closest buddies will known you as the prude b*tch and try to prove a point, the bad boys and all them famous cats will want a taste of your honey pot, let the rumours circulate even the tasteless and untrue ones until someone relevant comes along like a famous DJ, presenter or producer………(to be continued)

    Disclaimer – the author of these opinions will not be held liable for all or any of the consequences that arise from any person(s) following /using this crappy ‘advice’

  65. Alexis on Thu, 26th May 2011 2:25 pm 

    one question though, is speedy going to be dressing like that when he turns 50? Reminds me of my mom when i told her i’m getting a tatt, she’s like, that cheetah will eventually turn into a giraffe. lol, never got a tattoo after that, but still thinking about it

  66. FentseStar on Thu, 26th May 2011 2:44 pm 

    Just imagine walking stick n all, bet the pants will literally be on the floor

  67. Mapakisha on Thu, 26th May 2011 2:55 pm 

    Kwaaaaaaa @ “a cheetah turning into a giraffe”.

    Lenna i’m still gon do it..

  68. danny on Thu, 26th May 2011 2:56 pm 

    hai noo..it would take forever undressing someone dressed like that…ungaze ufe indlala.no wonder a le single

  69. Jikka on Thu, 26th May 2011 3:09 pm 

    *SMH*,,,Speedy mara with his rainbow over-sized outfits. I give up,,,,,,,,,,,

  70. Mzezo on Thu, 26th May 2011 3:47 pm 

    Lol @ the undressing part, thinking of it,,, o nxala kae vele
    imagine him without that bamuta(short) with only tht t-shirt,,,,
    a big turn off, a guy wearing a dress

  71. MiniAyeye on Thu, 26th May 2011 3:56 pm 

    Bathong Speedy mara…this is too wrongo tjo!

  72. Nala on Thu, 26th May 2011 4:09 pm 

    lmao eyo kwaaaaa total tjo….. hes clothes are wearing him….. looking sooon doge peeping Tom… hhahahahahahahahahahaha

  73. Wild Island on Thu, 26th May 2011 4:13 pm 

    JO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….KAWA KA BALCONY KEDITSHEGO “hai noo..it would take forever undressing someone dressed like that…ungaze ufe indlala.no wonder a le single
    MAKULA AMPOTSA HORE KE TSHEGANG..KEBABONTSHA PIC…THEY GO LIKE..”WHO THAT” hheeeeeeeeeeeeee s…why did i even bother eish…
    the 50yrs mkhulu part dress code-the thought nje kills nge doom

  74. Lela on Thu, 26th May 2011 4:25 pm 

    kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @mamamia

  75. Wild Island on Thu, 26th May 2011 4:29 pm 

    mamamia…hebathong…u know honale di airheads mos even though oitse leska sebedisa what u wrote otlababona batloya batho ba CURIOUS after all…well said..mara kannete vele or? the trapa part i like:)mantwa

  76. MissAN on Thu, 26th May 2011 5:25 pm 

    I have said it before, personal ‘vendetta’ la ku JC against Speedy. Lol @ ur comments though.

    @ Alexis, I knew Sana_Lwam never left our cyber shores.

  77. Nomaha on Thu, 26th May 2011 5:26 pm 

    Speedy was my first celebrity crush and after “Lento” ndiyamthanda nje. Wouldn’t mind a one night stand with him *hides behind my throw pillow*

  78. Mmaditaba on Thu, 26th May 2011 8:17 pm 

    mamamia>>>cremation of me>>> lmfbao! #GotIT

    @MissAN you and your memory work over time. Like seriously though what do you forget detective?

  79. kwezikabhoqo on Thu, 26th May 2011 9:36 pm 

    where is the white towel!!! the attire is not complete then!!!

  80. GA on Fri, 27th May 2011 7:23 am 

    looking at the pick again..*chuckles*……

  81. Sana Lwam on Fri, 27th May 2011 9:19 am 

    Haw’ MissAN…..isana lomntu lenzeni ngoku….LOL

  82. Siyamthanda on Fri, 27th May 2011 9:34 am 

    hahaha Nomaha you better hide behind a mattress, pillow is too small. Uzo compete(a) ne towel yaka Speedy for attention hahaha girl…..

  83. Letebele on Fri, 27th May 2011 9:54 am 

    @Alexis: Sana_Lwam? Zola’s song? I’m lost hle, please enlighteng me.

    @Lela: deathby! why are you imagining izinto that will never happen ngoku? He’s a colleague so get that thought out of the gutter tu. Kha undiyeke….*starts imagining falling asleep in his arms, not bad…not bad at all*

    @Mammamia: bua hle*begging*

  84. Enkosi on Fri, 27th May 2011 10:14 am 

    Lo bhuti kodwa! Phat Joe once asked on RGB what’s up with the towel. His response was something along the lines of people come and go in the industry and yena he’s still standing. My conclusion was the towel gives him staying power. LOL…

  85. Ms_Tick on Fri, 27th May 2011 10:35 am 

    Tjonana weeeeeee!

  86. lekgobo on Fri, 27th May 2011 10:44 am 

    Even jub is not following anymore he just does his own thing.

  87. gagasi on Fri, 27th May 2011 11:53 am 

    I personally think la ku JC kunabantu who dnt like Speedy period,mina I knw him he is not a very bad person and he is vry comfortable with hw he dress I think its tym we accept him the way he is nje and give a guy a break and dignity and focus atleast on Mandla lamba!!

  88. shybear on Fri, 27th May 2011 12:06 pm 

    @gagasi we not saying hes a bad person, n none of these comments attack hm personally, we just laughing @his outfit coz vele ya tshegisa,.

  89. Nokxie on Fri, 27th May 2011 12:50 pm 

    @mamamia Thanks yhoo so much work while still doing my day job

    Eish kodwa for my baby daddy u Speedy dude must grow up now, as much as I unconditionally love him the attire is played out now

  90. GTI on Fri, 27th May 2011 3:20 pm 

    Just imagine been laid by someone wearing like this *GOL*

    O faulty this guy.

  91. Blaire Ginger on Sat, 28th May 2011 8:06 am 

    Ungathi u speedy uzi’ kakele lol manje uncela iToilet paper frm tht window

  92. manny on Sat, 28th May 2011 8:56 am 

    @blaireginger …ekare hes saying “ne newspaper i right i just need something to wipe “

  93. lejazz on Sat, 28th May 2011 3:18 pm 

    No man Speedy must really upgrade his wardrobe yerrr…he looks like a mobile-wardrobe.

  94. MissAN on Sat, 28th May 2011 7:01 pm 

    @ gagasi before u strangle me with Speedy’s along with those that ‘hate’ Speedy on JC,this I saw with my eyes! Tjo@ SoulSista awusasho! Lol @ that blind ya Speedy with his face! After seeing that I can’t help but resign from ‘defending’ him, his towel and 90s fashion sense.

    @ Maditaba JC conversations is like real life discussion to me. I remember.

    @ Sana_Lwam’ hello mami!

  95. Koko on Sun, 29th May 2011 12:41 pm 

    Lol …… ROTF

  96. zaneliah on Tue, 7th Jun 2011 4:07 pm 

    Lmao! tjo!

  97. Makunutu on Fri, 10th Jun 2011 5:08 pm 

    Seriously Speedy wagafa, but as he said he is single so I think a woman can put a stop to this – he is talented and has improved musically. I like him, but\/

    Not the towel..

  98. sk1 on Wed, 15th Jun 2011 4:31 pm 

    Kwaaaaa!!!!! Ive neva GOL lyk dis ….yall comments killed me dead!!!! Tjo!
    ekare hes saying “ne newspaper i right i just need something to wipe “…..CREMATED

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