5 People Who Need To SHUT UP!

August 16, 2011 by  

In no particular order:

*puts on MOM dress*

1. Hush Club Management and whoever manages their Twitter account


Whoever is running the account needs to have their fingers chopped off. You are doing more damage than good. At this point, whether Minnie was wrong or not doesn’t matter to me as a neutral outsider. What matters is that a woman was assaulted in your institution during Woman’s month and instead of taking responsibility, you guys are labeling her a liar and suggesting she’s xenophobic. Maybe she is… but she didn’t assault herself. Someone did. Maybe not an employee of yours but it happened on your watch. The damage has been done, she suffered, your name has been tainted somewhat but I believe you can still fix this.

Call Minnie in, better yet, go to her, sit down with her and apologise for this mess. Pay her doctor’s fees back the same way you were willing to pay for her alcohol. Right now your potential and current clients are waiting for your reassurance that such an incident will not happen again and that they are safe in your club. Something that your arrogant statement failed to do. Please behave like a business, not like a spoilt child with pride and ego, as displayed by your Official Tweets.

2. Khanyi Mbau


The self proclaimed Queen of Bling took to twitter to tell Theunis Crous to stop calling her.


Khanyi also tweeted a “screen capture” of Theunis’ number to prove that she indeed got a call from him.

Khanyi sisi, this was not necessary. If you don’t want to speak to Theunis anymore then tell him you don’t want to speak to him, don’t tell us. Whether or not you really meant it when you said he shouldn’t call you, posting this on Twitter screams “I want attention”. I understand how Twitter can pull you in and make you want to share details of your life, damn, I suffer from that too so I can overlook this.. BUT Your tweets to Primrose? LOW!

If her husband is the one who called you because “he still wants you back” as your tweet suggests, why harass Primrose about it on Twitter? As someone who likes you, I am disappointed by this behaviour. Especially because you have been giving off this image of “I’ve changed, I’ve grown, I’m a new person”... I guess this proves that the change has to happen inside first because if’ that’s the case, such slip ups won’t happen.

And whoever is doing your PR or is your manager, Please tell them I said they’re USELESS. They shouldn’t be allowing such things to happen, especially given this new image we are being sold.

Now calm down sisi and count to 10 before you try post another Twitter Expose. Rather tell us when your book is coming out, kudala silindile.

3. Primrose and Theunis Crous


So you guys are going to JUMP every time Khanyi says JUMP?

Would it have killed you to just ignore her tweets and discuss them between the two of you and those who matter in your lives?  I’ve said this before and I will REPEAT:

You cannot control what Khanyi says about you, you can’t control what people assume based on what she says, you cannot change our perceptions that you two are a childish couple who enjoy the attention you get from all this but what you CAN do is to work on your relationship, your marriage and make sure that it is not shaken again.

Work on your union, that’s what mattters. If you’re gonna go around trying to put out the fires Khanyi lights up on TWITTER (not even in your HOME), then you are going to be very busy because after Khanyi it will be someone else. Now please, IGNORE Khanyi, block her, mute her on Twitter (tip: mute her name and mute her again as a keyword), so that you never get to see anything said about her or by her on that network. Even if those silly twitter people tag you on her tweets.



I don’t know what it is about South Africans on twitter always wanting to come out as HEROES, exposing this or that. Taking on battles that aren’t theirs, without having facts sometimes and ALL in the name of getting FOLLOWERS!

Fast Fact: Throwing a twitter rant doesn’t make you a genius or a hero. You are just a clown providing entertainment for that hour . We later move and only remember you as that idiot who flooded our timelines.

Now can we all just flippen CALM DOWN?

Apologies to all our readers who are not on twitter for all this twitter talk. Trust me, even though you get news WEEKS LATER, you’re much closer to GOD being on Facebook than Twitter. Forget Amsterdam, the devil lives on Twitter.

I know I said 5 people but I’m going to stop here coz I don’t wanna have to skip town. Technically, I mentioned 5 people anyway.

*sips ginger tea*

By Brown Shuga ©

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Comments

198 Comments on "5 People Who Need To SHUT UP!"

  1. KewlGal on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:34 am 

    Ndaze nda 1st…

  2. MsB on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:36 am 

    Thatha BS!

  3. KewlGal on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:42 am 

    Tshisaa!

  4. Zeal on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:43 am 

    Ha ha ha, BS I love this!! I feel like you were boiling when typing this!! Eemajin if you had to skip town!! LOL

  5. facebook on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:44 am 

    @KwelGal ingathi ngowulala cc lol

  6. mspuncu on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:46 am 

    lol damn i love this, just feel sorry for i khehla eli dlala ku twitter ney ngani.

  7. KewlGal on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:47 am 

    Lmao FB khandyeke wena… Lol

    BS pls bring a chair for u Simpra too yhu hay she needs sit down now, yhuu. Some1 buy her a 6month holiday ticket..

  8. facebook on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:49 am 

    Hush must Shup Up.

    Minnie needs to \_____ lie down and nurse her injuries.

  9. Exclusive on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:55 am 

    THATHA Brown Suga, I just love it when you’re a little more fearless and aggressive… I just wonder what the 5th point is, eish awustshele boh, we want to know

  10. GiJane on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:57 am 

    #TeamMbau I say let her tweet/twar with who ever she wants,its entertaining.

    Why did u leave euphonik out?

  11. Ish_21 on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:58 am 

    #Aaaaahh Kanyi needs a hobby… Can someone get her a poodle
    As for the Minnie story I really think ‘Harsh’ management should be shot *rolling eyes* clearly they haven’t been told that sorry goes a long way… [Greetings to all :) ]

  12. lamarOdom on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:58 am 

    I am too old to comment on the Crous’. As for Hush…let me sleep

  13. inURdreams on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:00 am 

    Thatha Boss Lady*hi 5′s BS*…just love how you dish up your mgossi..oh bethuna ukhanyi I don’t know why yena noPrimrose think we are interested in them fighting over a hundred year old man!!its not even the fact that its old news anymore its SIMPLY NOT NEWS qha qwaba!!!sisi come back to us when you’ve got A YOUNG STRONG THING..maybe we’ll talk for now sit here \_next to the people issuing statements

  14. facebook on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:06 am 

    “… sit here \__ next to the people issuing statements”

    Tltltltltl @inUR

  15. facebook on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:28 am 

    P.S. As for the eye-witness yena, she needs to shurrup, sit down and enjoy the R10 000 worth of mbombothi the man from East London bought. (We all know iMdatsani is good enqindini, therefore I don’t believe the man is from England)

  16. inURdreams on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:32 am 

    Lol nyani facebook…nxiii she’s busy making noise for nothing!!thina we want to see labo Euphonik,Simply2mal,fresh and the gang

  17. Ntlantla on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:38 am 

    I agree about Hush & Theunis and his wife. I can’t believe Hush’s publicity team is being so unprofessinal, it is so not cool. Theunis likes attention maybe that’s why he is calling Mbau again uyabona ukuthi he is slowly bt surely being 4gotten. Let Khanyi tweet some more, even munch him if necessary coz a while ago she was portrayed as a slutty home wrecker!

  18. vale031 on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:48 am 

    Lmao u sound so annoyed boss lady! I feel your pain hle especially when it comes to that Hush account. As for Miss Mbau, I like her but she really needs to grow up. Lovely Day to All!!

  19. RexonaABC on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:48 am 

    Heibo. I feel sorry for Minnie, it ain’t nice to be assaulted. Khanyi should heal, it takes time to do so.

  20. DrDee on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 2:18 am 

    Gud morning aunty BS.You are on fire.The JC brand has grown.Even here in Ghana,the home of the Black Stars we are supporting JC.We even formed a fan club.Yes guys you know who are.Keep on keeping on aunty BS.Much love.

  21. ondela on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:30 am 

    HUSH must shut up and take full responsibility of what happened there,we don’t care who is right or wrong all we care about is the safety of our people.They must stop being Stubbon (in xhosa we say BANENGQONDO EQINILEYO) and be bussiness people who love their business

  22. SallySwiftPhly on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:52 am 

    The 5th person has to be Aldecia Molaudzi. She is irritating and always bragging about her celebrity party buddies or she’s either saying I cooked for my lover, I’m with my lover.

  23. sexysiren on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 7:03 am 

    What about Nonhle Thema,we also tired of her,*yawn* bored

  24. Bee_Mo on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 7:08 am 

    AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuwwwWWWW
    Thata Brown Suger:-)
    Reminds me of the days of the days of that “other blog” with a T&V;-)

    You in a league of your own Lelo :-)

  25. Noance on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 7:30 am 

    I REALLY dont blame Khanyi uyazi.There must be a clause somewhere in life that when blood as young as hers meets a fossils blood there is some unexplained chemical reaction! After Mandla she just went of the deep end, her cure lies in her sleeping with a poor man. And we all know it will never happen, so for now uzohlala a nje.

  26. Tinky-winky on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 7:34 am 

    Off the record does any one have the sex video between the prison warder and the police officer banging in one of the offices ko leratong hospital? I want to watch it!! Please holler @ your girl

  27. TC on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 7:36 am 

    Lolol here I was waiting for 4 and 5…

  28. Owami2012 on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 7:37 am 

    Mara Khanyi nokuba relevant neh.. Like she needs to fall back jst a little bit..

    TireD of the twitter wars nd drama’s.. Can we pls discuss real isssue’s bout real ppl . E.g the hilarious sex tape via Police warden nd th@ police woman *catches breath* oh lordy lordy .. Ordinary ppl bring mor entertainment in 1 day th@ wat other celebs bring in a year *tjo stil shocked yazi*

  29. Kusihlwa on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 7:48 am 

    Khanyi is polishing her shine because she is slowly fading in our memories and soon becoming irrelevant, sis Khanyi,Shut up and sit down rather fabricate a Khumbul’Ekhaya story about your lost grand father or something. Hey guys,my new job environment sucks and I am miserable and its cold. I miss hubby :-(

  30. Noance on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 7:52 am 

    I was so bored by Bonang reply to Dj Zinhle. She must \__ for that stooopid comment!
    It was sooooo uneccesary,not everyone can go overseas to buy from ZARA!

    Bonang–> Watch them bring the ‘reject’ clothes! Bleh!!
    RT @DJZinhle: ZARA coming to SA, launching in Nov in Sandton City. Yay!

  31. bongi on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 7:59 am 

    Theunis: Khanyi i have cancelled the cellphone subscription that i took out for you; why is CELL C still billing me?

    Khanyi: oh i dont know;leave me alone..you are broke now, dont make your problems mine..im still recovering from my injuries (the lipo)…

    Theunis: Gee my damn phone back Khanyi of ek …bla..bla..
    Khanyi: *fuming*..and took it to TWITTER…

  32. bongi on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 8:05 am 

    Kusihlwa kuzoba right nana, hang in there- when is hubby joining you?…

  33. lebzangwana on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 8:29 am 

    Waiting patiently for 4 and 5 . Better be juicy please, no Nonhle please we know about her

  34. Lady gaga on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 8:39 am 

    Hai shem, kunzima. And the way that Hypress person doesn’t even see anything wrong with her press release,its a shame.

    As for u Khanyi *yawn*

  35. misha on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 8:41 am 

    LOL, well said BS. Khanyi calm down sisi manyan, u’re such a drama queen.

  36. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 8:47 am 

    BS…You should have included yourself kule list, yhinile Minnie back and forth as if la ejc we have nothign else to do, you are taking sides futhi, so as one of JC loyalist i think i need to tell you to Shut Up too!!!

  37. SocietyG on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 8:49 am 

    If BS is referring to Uyanda/XtraLarge, I hope not. Personally I don’t see anything wrong with what they said. That Mel character was retweeting her friends and being sarcastic about the whole thing. Oh and no said anything about it and ask her to stop it.

    Big ups to Xtra and Uyanda for standing up for what is right.

    Un/fortunately Minnie tweeted about the incident,it’s only fair for everyone to state their opinions on twitter as well.

    Some peeps really need to be exposed, this world is full of snakes suka.

  38. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 8:50 am 

    please post anything Mablerh, geust writers, lebza, Kiki did this week if nothing where is Dumi and when are ayou all discussing your book?

  39. Fezzy on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 8:56 am 

    Another person that must sit down is that guy who acta like he is relevant on Twitter: Sibs what what. Hayi man!
    I think the guy is in Botswana but he wants to know everything thats happening here in SA and acts like he knows everything and everyone. Arent there no celebrities in Botswana?
    Someone asked what he is relevant for on Twitter last night and @JustcuriousZA retweeted. LOL

  40. blaque on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 8:57 am 

    kwaaaaa @Bongi, sounds like you are Crouse’s PR/manager. *dead*

  41. Jellytot on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 8:58 am 

    oh and topshop is also opening soon in south africa. and you can buy zara online guys, you dont have to go overseas all the time. pity h&m doesnt deliver to SA

  42. Fezzy on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:01 am 

    Kwaaaa@LustaGP…unama shares e Hush?
    Thatha nansi i seat \_

  43. mamdladla on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:03 am 

    @SocietyG i agree with you 110% with what you said…. Tha Mel person must just take a sit for real….Xtra was standing for the truth and i stand with him!!!!!

  44. teebeezy on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:03 am 

    ok, Brown Sugar u said 5 people, but theres 3 people here (Mbau, The Crous’s,& HUSH)
    Can we all just relax regarding the Minnie vs Hush issue, charges were filed, now let the authorities handle it, this she said, he said is getting boring really fast.
    BS u say <> isnt that Mabhler?? so Mabhler is a useless manager to Mbau??
    BS stop taking sides RE this HUSH debacle, take a page from successful gossip blogs eg Necole Bitchie, Concrete Loop etc,they never show whose side they’re on & they dont entertain the comments that the readers make. with that said, U need to SIT down too.!!!
    Oh and u’re scared of Nonhle or what?? how come shes not on this list???

  45. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:04 am 

    Kusi dear…change your attitude about it make it work for you vha,,, hubby will join you?

  46. promisez on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:06 am 

    POOR Khanyi loves theunis SOOO MUCH!!! IF things went her way, she would have been married to him by now!!!!

  47. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:07 am 

    Fezzy…lol, maar for real can we be a happy family as usaul before Minnie went to hush? Oh and please you BS haters i didnt open a door for your sick vendetta’s i was just giving a friend advise, so please lets all share the chair!

  48. kakapana on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:10 am 

    Well said Lustagp

  49. DrDee on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:17 am 

    @Kusi hang in there dear.Uzoba right.Look at me and how it started up here.If it is for growth and advancement then be strong.So when does the stallion join you?

  50. Pule on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:19 am 

    is there a law making it illegal to mention TVSA on this blog?
    the reference often sounds childish.

    can the ANCYL help us nationalise Twitter?
    The whole thing is a mess.
    Everyone on Twitter just need to shut up.

  51. sxylin on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:23 am 

    Hhayi ntombi kanene whts ur name? *hides* ur taking it the wrong way mna from what I see Lelo is not taking sides ; I for one is tired abt this Minnie/Hush lil baby ish! So I don’t care anymore who is wrong or right;

    From my understanding Brown Shuga doesn’t seem to care anymore and feels all this cld have been sorted wit a simple “I’m sorry” becos all this happened @ the club that has childish tendencies tt I refuse to mention for a second time” *they dnt pay me for PR*

    There was no need for all tt agressive PR ! Ngoku all we see nje ikindergarten creche* and up and above someone was punched and tt shld be accounted for #thatsall;

    So wena LustaGP nawe \___
    *oh I love you still Lusta* big grin*

  52. Fezzy on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:29 am 

    @teebeezy…But Nonhle has been asked to sit down a millions times nje.

  53. snapshot on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:30 am 

    Tinky-winky haibo sisi are you serious about the video, have you never seen people having sex vele, for ur own safety don’t wathc that thing its the demonic and has the devil all over it.

    this twitter nje its full of demons, inhlamba in that room is beyong my comprehension, undermining hai Juju please ban this twitter thing

  54. sxylin on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:32 am 

    I’m referring to wena teebeezy kusobala nje that ur vendetta is sick *hawu Just Curious is successful nje angithi nakho nje you logged on just to comment!

    Ungazostshela ngeinternational blogs apha; u obviously log in for your daily dose!

    Sit Down \__________ <~~ that's a pool lounger for you! Grab a cocktail *prays u choke on it

  55. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:33 am 

    Yes i am sitting sexylin and i am not fighting Dear and love u too!! In my opinion she is taking sides becuase the is no mention of her adressing Minnie in all this issue, so that is taking sides and to have 3articles dedicated to this is absurd, maybe BS should have opened a file moss! i came running to this artcile all to find the same Minnie issue phofu kungekho no4 and 5 as if the was no point for it anyway excpet Hush/minnnie!

    Pule…lol!!!!!!

  56. Pule on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:34 am 

    Kusi,you Oliver twist,you cant have it all :-)
    Don’t worry,still early days.it will get better.

  57. Wild Island on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:37 am 

    DUMELANG
    ao kusi (((((hugs))))))))….try and find sumthing nicer to do and hubby will join u soon..how is it there vele?
    Thenius/prim/khanyi…ENAF NOW!!!…Mini-ive said enaf yesturday..
    @Technically, I mentioned 5 people anyway. >> yes u did:)

  58. mamamia on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:59 am 

    Mara to be honest the story in Sowetan about the cop and Big warden were in bad taste.
    Huu and people at work are making such a fuss like they don’t have affairs.
    What’s amazing is that the biggest hypocrites feel qualified to pass judgement.

    *claps once*

    So vele somgaga is replacing Brenda. Mara can you imagine Phat joe and somizi together. they both have HUUUUUUUUGE egos.
    I don’t imagine somizi will play supporting role to Phat lips.

  59. kimmo on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 9:59 am 

    @ kusi, youll be fine nana
    okay khanyi you said youve grown, so whats with the attention seeking?

  60. Nkey.. on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 10:01 am 

    Im glad we did’nt hear all this from Sunday world with with insuffient fact,But from the horses mouth Khanyi.I dont see anything childish or unecessary on what she did.Not sure about primrose part though.Lelikhehla needs be exposed coz hes very big headed.
    Guys check out Khanyi’s Avi on Twitter,Very Beaytiful.My chomi always make fun of me about Sneckerd & short dresses/Skirts.

    Minnie Issue no much commesnt.But I had a gr8t laugh yesterday by @Sgoloza.Hope she get’s over this whole thing soon and focus on her promising bright future.

    JBS @ Kisi.

    *waving @ my chomies* Wild & snap and everyone.

  61. Dark8lord on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 10:19 am 

    agree with BS 110% Yazi Besendilibele noba uKhanyi unencwadi ezwphuma. She better release it by november so that people can buy it during the festive season with their 13th cheques and stuff. #TeamKhanyi

  62. DexterSUPERIOR on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 10:25 am 

    Minnie is the one who should chop off her fingers. She’s the one that ran to Twitter in a xenophobic rage first. Had she kept her trap shut and left this to the police none of this back and forth drama would be happening. I’m tired of reading this nonsense. Celebrities are too damn tjatjarag.

  63. Dark8lord on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 10:30 am 

    Dear BS

    Don’t listen to what these…people are saying. You’ve never been afraid to take sides and speak your mind,and that’s why we love you, why should they make you wanna chenge for success?

    And please don’t write about Nonhle,at this stage we all know that Nonhle get’s happy when people talk aboot her. We can’t have a petition to have her blocked and then still wanna mention her. She should be banned on JC, and only spoken about in exceptional cases.

  64. DexterSUPERIOR on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 10:37 am 

    At this stage, reading about Nonhle doesn’t sound too bad.

  65. Cutypie on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 10:39 am 

    But Lusta, as much as there are people who still want to read about Nonhle, there are those who also want to know what is going on regarding the Hush/Minnie saga. It’s only BS’s job to tell us the latest news and its our job to read/ignore. here’s a bench for everyone \____________________________________ :)

  66. noma4 on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 10:45 am 

    Lona lejwang maar u want gossip wen BS gives u gossip la lwana hape 1st it was the Nonhle thing lare y’all r tired of her, the Bonang and Euphonik thing lare y’all tired of that too now ke Minnie vs hush anifuni still aa c’mon nw *nigerian accent

  67. Lela on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 10:46 am 

    I tweeted on screen munch day that Twitter is evil,Nkosi I have never seen anything so wicked. Mna I need Euphonik, Melanie, Nohle and Sowetan to shut up.

  68. Pule on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 10:54 am 

    i did not have much respect for Sowetan but that s*x story in Sunday world was the lowest of the lows.
    Did they remember that these people have families and children?
    What exactly was the intention of that article?
    Education?
    entertainment?
    information?
    i ust don’t get it and the man is depressed.I guess Sowetan just want to add one or two more persons to the suicide list in this country.

  69. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 10:57 am 

    Dark… i hate fools who cant adress thier views with respect…..so we dont know how BS blog now, wena you do? nxaa!
    Cutypie…this is not a follow up on Minnie/Hush if you can read well, so join us on that big bench of yours dear…tltltltl

    anyway i know BS got my point and all these comments ‘defending’ her are just useless…

  70. Mapakisha on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 10:57 am 

    @ Kusi, shame gal uzo jwaela maan. It’ll get better with time o tla bona, ekare kea o bona sewu khumbulekhaya(old job), lol! Hang in there maan:)

  71. Nkey.. on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 10:58 am 

    @ Pule how do you know that the guy is depressed? Coz they say Hes the one only one who was aware that the camera was on,Not the Lady,Who I feel very sorry for.

  72. Lela on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:01 am 

    Oh another person that needs to shut up is Lusta, not forgeting Dexter.

  73. ThendoR on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:01 am 

    I understand why Sowetan posted the story. Those ppl wer supposed to be guarding a suspect but instead wer having sex. What if the criminal escaped? SMH. Anyway, I don’t think BS is taking sides, we all tired of hush twitter acc. And the statement was unnecessary.

    Think BS 4gt certain designer and Melanie. They need to sit down too.

  74. Monei on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:04 am 

    Holidays are really good. came back from being a tourist ko Mpumalanga last nyt. today i hear abt sowetan (and of course i went to look for the rest). mara mzansi e na le ditaba!!

    @nkey, there’s an article on sowetanlive where they spoke to him a le ko spetlele dealing with his depression. the scene happened i think 2 months ago, he resigned ka 26/27 july after his ‘friend’ distributed it.

    @Kusi, try energise urself somewhere. it’s early days. maybe visit hubby during the week and leave for work from durbs sumtyms.

  75. DexterSUPERIOR on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:05 am 

    @Pule, the two cops managed just fine in forgetting about their own families. Why should the onus be on Sowetan? They’ve learned their lesson. They won’t be pulling down each others pants during office hours anytime soon.

  76. posh on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:07 am 

    @Kusi I always got an impression that NW had all these old and grumpy vanilla and ‘ndiya’ folks who are conservative…is it still like that..

    I used to work for the DN, there were a few, well a lot of those who refused to transform, they made the junior’s lives miserable…

  77. Ms.Zie on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:11 am 

    Eish, I threw a Twitter rant last Friday- was a little intoxicated & more than a little annoyed. I was so ashamed in the morning :( . Apologised to my followers. Its not a nice feeling, so I really wonder abt all these people that are always ranting on Twitter & airing every detail of their sordid lives. Surely, it doesn’t feel nice. Come on nibadala. Like Lelo said yday, Twitter seperates the ladies from the straatmates!Funny enough someone I follow said Uyanda’s an attention-seeking ‘straatmate’…?! Do we agree? I’ve noticed she’s very verbose about the Minnie thang & it ain’t really her battle 8shrugs*

  78. @JoneighGALAXY™| GP ZA | AFRICA | Carpe Diem | Seize The Magic | 22CD64B6 on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:13 am 

    @Kusihlwa I fear for u. Do u really know what those DUT brats are capable of??? I’m going to repeat what some1 said before: “… RICA your man @ the nearest sangoma, and you’ll be connected for life…” Or else some busybody will do it for you. *trembling in my boots* You should be trembling too!!! If you’re cold and lonely in PMB, just imagine how vulnerable he is. *some more trembling*

    @Pule The whole article was purely published to push sales beyond their average limit, they did so under the guise of exposing cops for their incompetence. Controversy sells #Finsh&Klaar.

  79. Cutypie on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:13 am 

    *Typing from the bench, next to Lusta*.. I was replying to this :)

    Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 8:47 am

    “…yhinile Minnie back and forth as if la ejc we have nothign else to do, you are taking sides futhi, so as one of JC loyalist i think i need to tell you to Shut Up too!!!”

  80. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:17 am 

    Lela…..we are not famous so why should we dear? wena you need to preach and dont be tjatjarag mamfundisi please!

  81. DexterSUPERIOR on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:20 am 

    @Lela, you are exhibiting the same tendencies that plagued Minnie before she was beat down. #tjatjarag

  82. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:22 am 

    Cutypie replying to this nam:
    It’s only BS’s job to tell us the latest news and its our job to read/ignore. here’s a bench for everyone \____________________________________

    but this article is not the latest news on the saga nje….or man ndi bona wrongo..

    Dex dont worry we will shut up right after BS does, if not we wont shame!

  83. posh on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:24 am 

    @ThandoR initially I thought so, that we need such shocking stories to remind us about morality in our society which is at at an all time low. Name and Shame!!!…

    Things that make this story newsworthy for me is that they are in uniform of the law enforcement profession and on duty..

    I mean to think that with all the awareness campaigns around HIV these married people still……hhayi..they deserve that humiliation

    I dont think it should have been on the front page of Sowetan though …or it could have been handled differently …just circulate the video on mxit,facebook etc

  84. KewlGal on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:29 am 

    Lol @Noma4 i’m with you some ppl must Shut up and \__ and leave us gossip mongers to our gossip, if they are tired of mgosi they must log off qha.. u will never satisfy ppl ka nnete. kanti what i jc for if not celeb gossip? *sipsblackcoffee*

  85. Biskiti on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:33 am 

    Off TOpic, the video has hit YouTube…titled, “police having fun”. On the same league as Sondeza’s Mapona Volume 1…tripple yawn…lol.

  86. KevCare on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:34 am 

    LOL @ bloggers telling each other to Shut UP!!

    Can Julius Malema please SHUT UP!!
    *oh snap* since news of his Trust Account he has been quite a good boy hasn’t he!! Viva amaBhungane viva!

  87. kimmo on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:35 am 

    so many benches being offered today!

  88. KewlGal on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:37 am 

    Biskti its no longer there, they took it down

  89. Lela on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:38 am 

    LOL, so you are also exhibiting the same abusive behaviour of men who abuse women for being tjatjarag,ndiyazilwela ke mna bhuti,esasigantsontso sibethe uMinnie ngesinaso noba siscratch esi one apha kum.

  90. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:39 am 

    Join us KevCare…it is a nice game where when you cant deal with raw facts you just shut me up..lol!!

  91. Ms.Zie on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:40 am 

    BASED ON TWITTER, & TWITTER ALONE :

    Euphonik needs to shut up naye.
    TendaiJoe, Dante Bello, Khaya Dlanga and Sentletse also need to sit down & shut up. Yhu!I feel like Khaya is so pretentious now, like he bought into the whole ‘Twitter king’ thing a little too seriously. His tweets always come across like they are planned & they’re pretty disingenuous- well, for me. Tendai, Sentletse, Dante all take themselves too seriously. Their Twitter personas are so one-dimensional ngathi batshelwa ukuthi they must appear intelligent & knowledgeable all the damn freaking time! Big yawn!!!

  92. Ms.Zie on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:41 am 

    Vele kakukhale nyonini for these old men to be all the buzz on Twitter. *hides*

  93. LadyM on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:50 am 

    LOL @MsZie!
    vele Sentletse le Khaya ba lapisha. same goes for Sibs. they must go on holiday already!!!

  94. mamamia on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:50 am 

    finished by @lusta and @dex displaying national man tendencies towards @lela.

    Mara i still don’t get the moral high ground everybody is camping on regarding the sowetan article.

    Why chastise a man and a woman who do the things that people advocate whether or not they get caught.
    Now everybody is suddenly feeling sensitive about morals!!

    As for people saying they brought disgrace to their badges and uniforms, oh please…police manage just fine to dishonour their office without being caught on camera. What exactly is the difference in this case?

    hmm mara the hush vs minnie story is taking up prime bloging space on this site.
    Big eish.

  95. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:55 am 

    mamamia you being biased dear, and what is Lela displaying towards us?

  96. Lela on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:55 am 

    So true @Ms.Zie,what’s with Dante always tweeting abut explicit sex positions hayi uzosiwisa thina ba abstainayo. Tendai also takes himself too seriously,I mean who gets mad jus because someone said they have a crush on them,sana he forced me to my lane just because someone started a who is your twitter crush #TT and people were mentioning teir crushes and the crushes laughing it off not ubhuti yena. He must learn from my new twitter crush Spectacular,when a DJ was munched I tweeted that i will kill anyone who screen munches him and he retweted that munchers should take note and we all laughed it off.Some people take themselves way to seriously.

  97. KewlGal on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:05 pm 

    tshisa Lela… zilwele my dear ku rough… hhehehe

    offtopic now, what happened btwn Khaya and Boity, i liked them as a couple, are they still 2gether?

    #Deathby Arthur tryin to make a comeback on FB & twitter by #Hlokoloza song.. hehehehe bathong *claps once*… pls sit down maan Bhut wam yhuu.. its enuff now.. lmao

  98. @JoneighGALAXY™| GP ZA | AFRICA | Carpe Diem | Seize The Magic | 22CD64B6 on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:07 pm 

    @Lela Which Tendai is this??? Is it Joe???

  99. mamamia on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:08 pm 

    @Lustagp hehehehe by default i’m not allowed to take the men’s side for the whole month.

    But then wena and @Dex are not exactly being chilvarous about this minnie issue, don’t you think?

  100. Wild Island on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:13 pm 

    …police manage just fine to dishonour their office without being caught on camera…kamampela..like when they take bribes frm motorists everyday mxnm…as bashilo ku kayafm izolo..maybe ngabe bafake ama logo ke ku front page .ke exposure yebo mara ke sum1 said last they fired u babumyeni saying he crossed a line mara this time round bona they went beyond..abanye bathi ngabe bafake lama pics kubo page 12 so but still ngabe badile nalento in a diff manner..mina i dont care if batholiwe its not liek yibo kphela abajolayo langaphandle..mxnm..abantu babizi sie this and that failling to realise the moral of the story to expose what our cops/wader are getting up to while on duty…even in prisons man bakhona abadlana nama warder its just that asibaboni……

  101. bongi on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:18 pm 

    abasahlaliswa phantsi abantu; *let me sit down too* before ndihlaliswe. Boity and Khaya are still together saw them e Nyanga East last week, kwa Maphindi….

  102. Pule on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:24 pm 

    All those talks of Sowetan publishing that crap because these ones were meant ot be protecting us does not wash. Sowetan should now expose all the secret sexual affairs of all of their staff. From the editors downwards, all should step forward and tell us who they are having affairs with and show us pictures. Because as sure as I am writing this and you are reading it, people employed at the Sowetan are having affairs behind the backs of their partners. Which begs the question, on what moral authority do they have the balls to print something like this.bloody hypocrites!! This was done solely for the bottom line. Yet people criticise Etv for those lame soft porn movies they show.

  103. Fezzy on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:33 pm 

    @Kewlgal…It is still there, just watched it.

  104. Fezzy on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:36 pm 

    Hhayi man uBoity ubonani kuKhaya?

  105. Dark8lord on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:37 pm 

    @LustaGP I take it you calling me a fool is you getting your point through with respect nhe? Take a page from your own book and then stop acting so spicy.

  106. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:42 pm 

    i didn’t know toyi-toying about the amount of articles dedicated to the Minnie issue stripped me of my chilvalrous behavior towards woman..but how mamamia, what did i do to Minnie?
    Dark…..respect is earned!

  107. Dark8lord on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:45 pm 

    @Bongi @KewlGirl, Boity and Khaya :O? Isn’t that chicken murder?

  108. Sgoloza on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:47 pm 

    SHould I shut up aswell? *hides*

  109. Lela on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:48 pm 

    Yes JG, @Pule I can testify re Sowetan and affairs but I’ll let it pass.

  110. Monei on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:54 pm 

    i’m sure a number of ppl have fantasised abt doing a “Big & Nina” (as Sowetan named the officers). Some have done it. just that Big was stupid enuf to record it and unfortunate enuff to have a ‘friend’ like that. we all know Sowetan did it for sales- and they achieved their goal. as much as ppl complained, many bought the paper just for that. they are a very unlucky couple, shem. such is life.

  111. softnfree on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 12:59 pm 

    Tltltltlttlltltlt
    GOLLING
    :D

    Eish..ya neh!!

    Dexter and Lusta ….hehheheheehheeh..eish!

    #sigh#

    ;)

  112. Monei on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:00 pm 

    u guys mean Boity who looks like minnie? the pretty petit student/ model/wimpy ad girl? le abuti khaya?!

  113. Nkey.. on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:03 pm 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ Some of us Acting spicy. No Chicken Murder about them that Boity Kid and Khaya.He looks only 5 years older that her,which is normal.Khaya looks just Ok,Nam I can date someone like him.Looks way better that Slikour that I dont know what Ladies see kuye coz mubi perion.

  114. dejane on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:08 pm 

    Boity and Khaya broke up julle.

  115. kimmo on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:13 pm 

    who is khaya?

  116. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:26 pm 

    ”Yhu!I feel like Khaya is so pretentious now”’,

    MsZie…i couldn’t agree with this statement more, i am not on twitter but used to like the columns he writes for News24, but now i feel the guy is trying to please the master too much, the crash that he writes about SA’n general life issues, just to get LOL’S from racist whites is sooo damn irritating shame!!

    Nkey,,,,uyandihleka mandizenza spicy..LOL!!*Queens language iyandibaleka sometimes hehehe*

  117. kimmo on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:26 pm 

    thanks nkey :)

  118. lorrelai on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:31 pm 

    No guys please, u can shut them all up but not Khaya, I truly like that guy. And I think its cool that him and Boity are still together. I totally love them. And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with Khaya, he’s just short that’s it, he’s not ugly, he’s smart, he has a sense of humour, he gets a tick from me.

    Sowetan though, and everybody judging on the policewoman and prison warder should sit down and shut up. We’ve all done things we’re not proud of when nobody was looking. Just because there was no vid-camera recording, it don’t make us any better. Those people were humiliated, that’s it and it’s unfair and cruel. Let’s stop pretending like we’re saints, I’ll sit next to you Bongi, bhekela mama. ,

  119. KewlGal on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:33 pm 

    Hey la ekhaya, so @Bongi gal u saw them with ur two eyeballzz together… i wonder which one is it now? i hope they are still together, i like them shem.

    @Fezzy thanks gal i’ve watched it. its just HILARRR!!! That policeman deserves an award.. mayb they should give during Sexpo, he’s such a porn star.. but i think akakwazi ukwenza.. tltltltltl *takes a \__

  120. kakapana on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:37 pm 

    Off topic: Where’s Sportlite? I miss your articles bhuti.

  121. Dark8lord on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:41 pm 

    #deathby “but i think akakwazi ukwenza” lmfao

  122. GiJane on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:43 pm 

    Lusta u are so right BS shouldve included herself

  123. LadyM on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:54 pm 

    @Kakapana, i ask myself the same question. He’s also pulled a fast one on twitter.
    SPORTLITE, KHUMBULEKHAYA!! *screams through loudspeaker*

    Maybe he will be back in action now that footy season is back in full force!

  124. KewlGal on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 1:55 pm 

    lmfao with you 2 @Dark… kwaaa

  125. Nkey.. on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 2:04 pm 

    @ Kew please help I also want to see Mapona ama phoyisa.Wher you got it from (the Vid)

  126. Kusihlwa on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 2:06 pm 

    @All,Ncoh guys thanks for the strenghtning messages mush appreciated. Hubby is only coming at the end of the month. @JG,Kodwa yini. I am trying to calm these fears and you are making it worse,Tjo na we….

  127. lonah on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 2:26 pm 

    Khaya Dlanga uyandidika nje qha! How old is Khaya and Boity? *curious*

  128. KewlGal on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 2:32 pm 

    @Nkey, look for ‘Police having fun’ on Utube

    lmao!! Hay Lonah here \__ lets drink green tea ma lov… kekeke

  129. thembs on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 2:51 pm 

    Age gap between Boity& Khaya is 12 yrs guys, Boity is 22, so it’s chicken murder. Didn’t they break up?

    What was up with @Clairemawisa asking people 2 follow @Boity on twitter? Did @Boity pay her 2 do that? Some1 is desperate 4 followers.

    Check some of the tweets:

    clairemawisa < @Boity just doesn't have the hottest avatars on twitter, her tweets are funny, uplifting & insightful – definitely worth a follow

    clairemawisa <—- you probably 1st saw @Boity as that HOT girl in the Cheesenator Wimpy ad…

  130. Wild Island on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 2:52 pm 

    Tjo haikhona…yaze ya dereila le topic yanamhlanje kwaaaa…so awuthi nam ngizihlalele phansi ecantsini…emoticon ya”cansi ejwang”??? /_____/?
    @nkey uyitholile ne before ngikthela ngama spice nawe lol

  131. Nkey.. on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:00 pm 

    Lol….@ wild cela ungangtheli tu…coz ngekumele.I will squeez Lemon all over you,Ube muncu manje..,Did not get it,apparently it’s been taken off.
    But anywayz Thanks @ Kewlgir.

  132. Brown Shuga on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:05 pm 

    Lusta go shut up okukwakho.. U don’t get to tell me what to write about. I should’ve made u No.4

  133. facebook on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:05 pm 

    “ubuti akakwazi ukwenza”

    Kwaaa lol @kewlgal ustout wena

    Afternoon mense

  134. Brown Shuga on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:10 pm 

    P.S. Uyathand’uzenz’u tata lapha ingathi waakhupha iinkomo, shurrrup!!!

  135. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:11 pm 

    wena ubengu no5 neh? i am not telling it was advise, i can see it’s unwelcomed so lets shut up ke and share the bench peacefully……tjo!

  136. Nkey.. on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:12 pm 

    tltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltltl

  137. Wild Island on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:13 pm 

    eeeeeeeer how many sugars nkey..namakhekhe….come sit here..ziyashuba.kssharap..lol ungabuzi ngani wena just #refreshbutton

  138. KewlGal on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:19 pm 

    *Waves* @Facebook

    i’m gonna take a seat now enuff about amaphoyisa azi porn stars.. krkrkr

    Guys what’s the new mgosi?

    What happened to Zida bathong? nna i miss her.

  139. Jellytot on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:20 pm 

    tjo i have never!

  140. Cutypie on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:23 pm 

    LMAO…Laughing for dayzzzz *In Nonhle’s voice*

  141. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:23 pm 

    is it true Ringo Madlingozi is dead BS?*typing frm the bench and mouth zipped*

  142. TheAngel on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:26 pm 

    LMAO @ Uyathand’uzenz’u tata lapha ingathi waakhupha iinkomo, shurrrup!!! >>>> KWAAAAAAAK!====0 Here’s a condom for the makeup session tata no mama… Let’s make love not war tu

  143. NoKrisimesi on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:27 pm 

    *comes out of silent blogging to laugh at Lusta* tl tl tl woo shame Lusta, Aunt BS is showing you flames..!!!

    okay, back to silent blogging……….

  144. Cutypie on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:28 pm 

    What?? OMG Lusta I hope it’s not. Tjo! Such talent nkosi yami!

  145. KewlGal on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:29 pm 

    Hay maan @Lusta sudlala kanjalo pls :-(

  146. Nkey.. on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:30 pm 

    Lol…@ wild Um…2 sugers,Bush tea thank I you.
    Akasadabukisi Omunyumphefumulo.Nca…Hawu shame.Hlehlsni e benchini,Wanna ask a question.

    @ Lusta uyithola phi leyo???? o_0 *hopingit’snottrue*

  147. Polly on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:30 pm 

    Tjo I thought Lusta is gonna vloek BS to come nice after this “P.S. Uyathand’uzenz’u tata lapha ingathi waakhupha iinkomo, shurrrup!!!”

    MUCH RESPECT LUSTA

  148. Pule on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:31 pm 

    this bench you guys are sitting on,was it made by Juju during those woodwork days?
    It must be so long to contain all of you.
    Sorry,i don’t do benches.when there is a sofa i’ll take a seat.

  149. Fezzy on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:34 pm 

    @kewlgal…vele akakwazi ukwenzi and u can tell that the lady akasafuni anymore and he’s taking too long.
    @lusta u can hide inside this hole \_/ shame bakubeka endaweni yakho.

  150. Dark8lord on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:35 pm 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *laughing loudly and ponting at @lustagp*

    Uyandchaza kanjani BS

  151. LadyM on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:35 pm 

    so my comment disappeared :(

  152. dejane on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:36 pm 

    is there still space on the bench??

  153. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:36 pm 

    i got it from facebook guys,,,,,BS will look into it guys it’s not confirmed…….***mouth zipped***

  154. LadyM on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:37 pm 

    LMAO Pule!!! Juju o tlo go nationaliza. kwaaaaaaaa

    BS are Lusta uzenze ubaba lapha ingathi waakhupha iinkomo, shurrrup!!!
    #idie!

  155. theeMAtshepo on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:38 pm 

    HA HA And just like that Lusta became the bigger man. tltltltltltltltltlt to BS. You should have ignored a ranting confused boy.

  156. DexterSUPERIOR on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:38 pm 

    (In my best Bheki Cele impersonation) …
    To everyone telling others to shut up, you must learn one thing. You must follow Jesus and Jesus advises all of us including you. You must not think that you’re vice Jesus Christ. You’re not a deputy Jesus Christ! Go home

  157. bongi on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:40 pm 

    yhuuu bawo wam…hayini zange ndibabone with my own eyes…uBoity no Khaya..ibiyi look alike ..short guy and pretty woman.. sorry for not clearing that…*hiding*…ndibhekele Lorrelai yizohlala sana.

  158. Mapakisha on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:42 pm 

    Lmao @ Lusta’s “tjo”… hayi shem ke tshaba le ho bua.. DEAD!!

  159. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:43 pm 

    ***************Fezzy thanks for the hole dear*********mouth zipped!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  160. facebook on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:45 pm 

    |—-\ the bench is overloaded izokophuka ngoku.

    @Nkey my neighbour how are u?

  161. KewlGal on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:49 pm 

    @Fezzy… loling for dayzzzzzzz! tjo i wud hav been bored as well, even that position maan its not condusive, imagine over 10mins of that nonsonso.. *hides behind Lusta*

  162. bongi on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:49 pm 

    @ Lungsta ungade uthule torho ndiyakucela… dont zip your mouth now …*dialling u Kiki to the rescue*..

  163. Nkey.. on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:49 pm 

    BS as you are still on that gear,Can you please tell Dexter ayoba SUPERIOR le kude not la endlini (JC) coz he thinks He knows everythi.

    Kwaaaaaaaaa @ Fezzy offering Lusta a class to hide in.

  164. Pule on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:51 pm 

    what hole is Fezzy giving to Lusta??

  165. Nkey.. on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:53 pm 

    @ Face Book Im ok Makhelwane unjan wena?? I’ve been Enjoying the sun on a balcony the whole day today,It’s Lekker sunny.

  166. Lady gaga on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:54 pm 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…..@BS’s comments!!! mtshele sisi.

  167. Nkey.. on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:54 pm 

    tjooo..typos meant glass @ fezzy.

  168. Pule on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:55 pm 

    Kiki,where are you?
    Lusta’s mouth is zipped.we want it unzipped.a litle mouth to mouth will do the trick.

  169. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:58 pm 

    lol..Pule dont start man!!!!my ears are ringing “wathinta abafazi, wathinta imbokodo*****diving back to Fezzy’s hole!!!

  170. Polly on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:58 pm 

    hahahaha Pule?????

  171. DexterSUPERIOR on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:58 pm 

    @Nkey, I’ll take that as a compliment. For you to suggest out of the blue that I know everything is doing wonders for my ego.

    Nobody decides where I should exercise my Superiority except for me because I AM DEXTER SUPERIOR. Shut up and join the rest of your pals on Malema’s bench. BOOM!

  172. facebook on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 3:59 pm 

    @Nkey.Ja its a nice beach weather vandaag.
    I actually wanted to go to Mzolis but everyone is at work

  173. bongi on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:03 pm 

    @ Lungsta soze uhlale wedwa emngxunyeni we are a family…bhekela ndingene nam..*ndibane cramp ngoku*..

  174. TheSushiQueen on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:04 pm 

    Yho.. Abuthi ba mo reprimanda ha bo hloko so ka sharrup? Hehe! Ke nnete mme wa mona onale leleme yong.. Lol!

  175. Lustagp on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:10 pm 

    ********thanks Bongi for joining me*****t*check left-check right for me if the is no sign of BS, tjo i need to get out of this hole and go home tjo!!!!!***mouth zipped***

  176. dejane on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:15 pm 

    http://www.sterkinekor.net/Vacancies/tabid/59/Default.aspx Financial Accountant post.

    Debtors Clerk position available. if interested hala with your email addy

  177. kimmo on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:21 pm 

    @lusta go home!

  178. KevCare on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:22 pm 

    Here everyone —-{o) nebulize yourself & calm down! Yoh *Slowly raises white flag & bhimbas MJ’s Heal the World*

  179. mamamia on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:26 pm 

    hahahahahahahahehehehehehehehe

    As for Juju’s woodowork bench, please make space for me too.

  180. kimmo on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:32 pm 

    bye ya’ll! pray that there wont be any minnie, prison warder nor theunis crous stories tomorrow (yes i know if i dont wanna read or comment i must shruppp blah blah blah) but enough already!

  181. facebook on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:33 pm 

    @Lustagp here we go: nkosanasot@gmail.com

  182. DrDee on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:34 pm 

    How so not fair.You guys are going home already,when I am just coming back from lunch.Imagine still have the second half of the day to finish.And JC is so quiet when you are all gone.Can’t you guys work overtime,so we can play?

  183. mamamia on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:34 pm 

    Today i feel like inkomazi and pap. hmmmm yummy

    *licks lips*

  184. mamamia on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:35 pm 

    Sorry @drdee but home is really where the heart is.

    cheerios

    *logs off*

  185. DrDee on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:38 pm 

    @mamamia is this nt a craving?Any morning sickness?Hides myself in @lusta’s hole so you don’t shaya me.

  186. KewlGal on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:42 pm 

    Sies!! I just told this gal in taxi, “Sisi uyasiqhumisela nge nkwethu tshii”

    Lol, gosh she is busy patting her 2009 weave and all the flakes are flyin all over.. Heee she must never shem, not in my presence, tjoo Sifelani ngama weaves amadala boo! Tyhini!

    *goes back to the bench*

  187. JustPS on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:43 pm 

    LOL!!!

  188. Wild Island on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:46 pm 

    diving back to Fezzy’s hole!!!…which whole/hole?…dont foget yo skubadiving attire ne lol

    hheeeeeeeeeee pule ako shape direct translation ya this in zulu or sotho”Sorry,i don’t do benches.when there is a sofa i’ll take a seat… kana babang batlare if kune sofa wena uzotjontja istulo…

  189. Lela on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 4:46 pm 

    Lol @ the overloaded bench. *slaps BS on the mouth to shut up for shouting at my Sbari Lusta*

  190. manqaza on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 7:48 pm 

    I want the last 2 mna shem…who are they?

  191. Jika_Uthi on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:35 pm 

    The other person who shud Shut up ke Lela, this gal here alwaiz acts like she runs Jc kodwa ufana njee namanye ama bloggers

    Fezzy nawe STFU leave Sibs alone, he’s entertaining so now he can’t tweet freely coz he’s from Botswana? sit your as* down next to lela \_____________

  192. Lela on Tue, 16th Aug 2011 11:41 pm 

    Yiba nabantu bakho Nkosi ngama xesha onke, ubagcine ubancede ezintweni zonke!

  193. facebook on Wed, 17th Aug 2011 12:58 am 

    Inkosi sikusikelele @Jika qha ingakunqunqi

  194. noma4 on Wed, 17th Aug 2011 1:02 am 

    Bathong eintlik is Menzi Ngubane dead or Alive? Coz ppl on twitter r claiming he dead. Hayi mara twitter in the past 3 weeks Beyonce, Bow wow and Menzi have died

  195. dejane on Wed, 17th Aug 2011 6:19 am 

    Kwaaaaaaa lmao @Lusta and Dexter yol were on a roll ne.. Hahahahahaha you two made my day izolo stru!!
    @Fezzy lol ya shem I guess Botswana doesn’t have interesting celebs. Sibs has his moments. He can hilarious but annoying at times.

  196. Mmaditaba on Wed, 17th Aug 2011 8:33 pm 

    Another one who needs to shut up is @ThembaRadebe

  197. MaliB on Sat, 20th Aug 2011 12:32 pm 

    I think we all need to shut up and sip on some ice tea. ?

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