If You Missed It: Cele’s SHUT UP Clip

August 11, 2011 by  

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We’re a bit late with this one but have to  share this audio clip

In it, Police Commissioner, Bheki Cele is fed up with Hellen Zille and says she talks too much on issues she has no understanding of and must SHUT UP. He also tells ntate Desmond Tutu that he must go home and SHUT UP, he is not the Deputy Jesus Christ.

LOL

Listen for yourself here:

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Thanks to Twitter Malema for uploading.

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49 Comments on "If You Missed It: Cele’s SHUT UP Clip"

  1. NarLady on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:10 pm 

    My goodness this is hilarious. Uthi uBheki Cele uba Bishop Tutu must not think he’s Vice-Jesus!!! Gaahahahahha – heee’rare’ree’us!!!

  2. lamarOdom on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:10 pm 

    First,but can’t find/see what’s to watch

  3. miss_a on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:12 pm 

    SMH.

  4. NarLady on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:12 pm 

    OH, please note how he says “Constitution” This man is the man, man……

    What a good laugh….

  5. KevCare on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:16 pm 

    I think it would be wise for HIM to shut up *smh* talking the constitution when they are colluding with their buddies to milk our TAX money!!
    Do they have any idea how painful it is to see how those extra thousands deducted from your payslip before you even get it?? Nxa

  6. Sgoloza on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:17 pm 

    Okay maybe my sense of humor is below par, what’s so hilarious about “Shut up” and someone not being Jesus Christ? small things REALLLLLLLLLLLLy amuse small minds. ~RME~

  7. Roxy on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:20 pm 

    Buahahahahahahaha aena tjaaa,hathwe ‘tutu mst jst go hme nd shut up’ chesa cele-u kild me str8

  8. Roxy on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:20 pm 

    Buahahahahahahaha aena tjaaa,hathwe ‘tutu mst jst go hme nd shut up’ cheesa bheki lol ai

  9. amyoli on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:34 pm 

    haibo guys, did yall steal this idea from Nonhle? i mean considering that she mentioned just a lil over an hour ago that she will post this clip?? #justcurious dont lambast

  10. JustPS on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:35 pm 

    LMAO!!! Haibo @Sgo………e funnynyana hawu LOL

    BUt what was this about?……Zille wentseng jwale? Hayi “Polotics” smh

  11. Koko on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:36 pm 

    GBPY ……

  12. lamarOdom on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:46 pm 

    Aaaah Sgoloza! This is funny Jesus Christ’s vice! Wawukhe wayiva phi???

  13. Brown Shuga on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:46 pm 

    @amyoli so if sowetan writes about something, city press, the times, mail and guardian and whoever else can’t?

  14. lamarOdom on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:55 pm 

    Amyoli great minds think alike

  15. sk1 on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:55 pm 

    I cant access clip …oh let me go 2ma fone

  16. sk1 on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 4:57 pm 

    Tltltlt…. kwaaaaaaa @Zille having a 2big mouth & Bishop himself must go home & shut up …. Dead, deader, deadest..

  17. sk1 on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 5:00 pm 

    *Jesus Christ Vice* … Tjo!!!! can u eva … cracked maself ..m finished

  18. sk1 on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 5:03 pm 

    Wateva Sgoloza nton nton

  19. Pule on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 5:04 pm 

    I will not even dignify Cele by listening to the clip.
    but i will comment.
    in saner environments the likes of Cele will be hiding their heads in shame.They should enjoy the looting bazaar.I have given up.
    the only constitution Cele and Juju know is the constitution of looting.

  20. simple on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 5:32 pm 

    Tjo sgoloza u enjoy insulting ppl dontcha#SMDH# Nami angiyitholi iclip

  21. cebsyy on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 5:50 pm 

    IN OTHER WORDS HEZ SAYIND ZILLE AND TUTU MUST #SIT DOWN…(((((BOOOM))))0 DEATH BY _TUTU IZ NOT VICE JESUS!!AWUUUUU

  22. DexterSUPERIOR on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 6:26 pm 

    kwaaaaaaaaahahaaa! I would’ve loved to see this on video. He’s such a silly old man. CON-SEE-SHOE-SHEEN!

  23. DrDee on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 6:49 pm 

    Kwa!Only in Mzansi.What would my life be without JC bathong.

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  25. Not attending on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 10:12 pm 

    The reason why people find this hilarious its merely because it comes from Cele’s mouth – and it suites his character. It would be a different story if this comment came from Zille or the verbally appointed Deputy of Jesus Christ – Bishop Tutu. People shouldn’t be told what they are supposed to laugh at, it’s an instant natural reaction. Besides, nobody died.

    Whether you laugh or not – judging each other totally unfair.

  26. Zeal on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 11:21 pm 

    Tjizas!! And he’s serious gape!! KWaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  27. @JoneighGALAXY™| GP ZA | AFRICA | 22CD64B6 on Thu, 11th Aug 2011 11:25 pm 

    Bheki Cele lacks emotional intelligence. Instead of engaging people in a healthy debate, he prefers people who are silent on issues that matter. As long as you occupy a position of influence w/in government, you must expect pertinent questions from the masses. Bheki Cele just can’t account for some of the things he gets up to yet he still tells people to shut up, he’s the one who need to shut the f*cken up. #BhekiCeleSitYourAssDown

  28. RexonaABC on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 12:34 am 

    #death by vice Jesus# ku tough banna aaaaaaaaa.

  29. popeye spinach on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 6:34 am 

    Its hilarious I first heard it on Mo’s show, and I just had to vusa everybody I know

  30. popeye spinach on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 6:49 am 

    Yo! Good peeps loosen up ke friday for heaven’s sake. Whether you like it not iyahlekisa le clip. Brown Sugar please organize Floyd Shibambo Julias’s spokesperson

  31. Leungo on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 7:17 am 

    @Pule and Joneigh, I totallt agree with you.

    Cops are dying, criminals are running amok, the Zimbabwean criminal Bongani Moyo escaped from police custody and is probably wreacking more havoc as we speak and a lot of police officers are corrupt.
    Roux Shabangu sees Cele as someone who will help him chow our tax monies through inflating his buildings and instead of Cele adressing these issues he wold rather tell people to shut up?

    Cele has become a very tragic joke. Instead of having the urge to laugh, you are overwhelmed by the urge to burst into tears.

  32. Vesa on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 8:35 am 

    What sparked this “Shut Up” tirade?

  33. Vesa on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 8:36 am 

    What sparked this “Shut Up” tirade? Lol

  34. Botshelo on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 9:01 am 

    Bathong, The General is clearly “FED UP”
    Kwaaaaak!!! let me shut up!

  35. Sweet soul on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 9:04 am 

    I first heard this clip on Y FM people who were driving by must’ve thought I was crazy coz I was laughing so hard while driving, but I’m still laughing even now as if I’m hearing it for the first time. I guess I’m one of those with a small mind..lol

    Hayi Sgoloza wena you sound like a very unhappy person nje, judging by your previous comments, ngathi you are one of those people abahlala bane nkinga ngabanye abantu, laba abathi “igazi lami alizwani naye nje” kumuntu ongakaze ukukhulume naye..

  36. Wild Island on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 9:04 am 

    Bathong….ntate o? juju otshella batho verbal direa yahae

  37. amyoli on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 9:19 am 

    @BS..dont be defensive. it was just a question and you ddnt answer it.

  38. GeePee on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 9:48 am 

    Can somebody tell what was going on before the #Shut Up#?

  39. lolington kwaaa on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 10:31 am 

    aowa!!!! this is supposed to be funny….wwwwwoooooooo, wait, it is funny!!!!! it was posted to make US laugh and we shall do that!!!!!!!!!! lmao!
    If you think it is not funny here is a \_ for you. let us ‘small minds without being judged and please go concentrate your energy on serious posts and the nonhle fans can go to her website. #Death by deputy Jesus christ..kweeeehehehehehehe!
    It’s Friday anikahle ne drama.
    #Thank you.

  40. Webmaster on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 10:39 am 

    If it’s not Julius Malema telling people to jump, or Nonhle Thema telling people to sit down, it’s Bheki Cele telling people to SHUT UP! We’re back in kindergarten people…

  41. Pule on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 11:04 am 

    @amyoli,that question does not deserve an answer IMO.

  42. Kusihlwa on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 11:26 am 

    Hayo Cha,Cele is funny phela, the Tutu joke is one for the books.Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  43. shybear on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 1:34 pm 

    n malema posted this on twitter because?

    can sumbody pls shed the light on the events that led to the SHUT UP rant.
    its clear that hes being questined on a certain issue n hes running away frm it, so the only thng he cud say is shut up.

  44. Nalizo on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 2:01 pm 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,I also saw it on Julius’ tweets.Not only did I laugh out loud,I showed it to all the other small minds.
    Ama Bloggers ngozenza clever bo.Your great minds need to chill yazi.

  45. Silvio on Fri, 12th Aug 2011 3:49 pm 

    tjo!!!!!!!!!

  46. Fab Tee on Sun, 14th Aug 2011 6:20 pm 

    lol @great minds needing to chill..yhu shem sgoloza uyathanda uthetha!*RME*

  47. GA on Mon, 15th Aug 2011 8:07 am 

    mxim…..smh….

  48. The Better Way accordning to Bheki « monsieurpolk on Mon, 19th Sep 2011 2:09 pm 

    [...] am kinda late with this one but it just refuses to get old… so haters the better way for you is you must go and shut up. [...]

  49. The Better Way According to Bheki « monsieurpolk on Mon, 19th Sep 2011 2:19 pm 

    [...] am kinda late with this one but it just refuses to get old… so haters the better way for you is you must go and shut up. [...]

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