Bathong, Swizz Beatz Cheating On Alicia Already!!

Silent-slu on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:05 am 



Tjo ),

lebza4sh0 on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:10 am 



Tjo I need to delete my chat history, kunzima ngaphandle phela

Billy_O on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:37 am 



But I’m not shocked. That’s how Alicia got Swizz that’s how she will lose him. Oh well! Karma is a bitter old lady aint she?!

Brown Shuga on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:40 am 



I just wish all married women knew that this what their husbands get up to.

fancyface on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:46 am 



As they say if he cheats with you,he wil cheat on u! Karma is a biatch,mamkhize must jbs! I enjoyed reading these chats thou

TPZ on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:51 am 



Tjo ku rough,indeed karma is a bitch.I knw thy human and we hurt just like them bt I kinda always feel sorry for celebrities,dealing with infidelity alone is too much bt dealing with it publicly hay I can’t imagine hw it must be like.Having to release statements.Couldn’t help bt lol at the convo when the woman is like”I got bills..that u don’t pay”kwaaa what a hint then she asked if he gt hurt by that statement.then she asked abt Andre wat wat I think she’s also a typical groupie,wanted money,meet other celebs.Still,Swizz is a dog shem*sies*

ThatoM on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:58 am 



Lmao :’D *ques* ‘what goes around comes back around’

Miss2phly on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:02 am 



“If its so, that you and my husband are meant to be together, then God bless you both and I hope you never have to deal with what I did.” Mashonda to Alicia. Karma is a biatch!!!

TPZ on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:09 am 



Can’t see my comment:-( the way I wrote such an essay lol.Anyway I was saying indeed,karma is a bitch.I knw we all hurt the same way,dealing with infidelity is not easy bt I always feel sorry for celebrities though.Having to deal with this publicly,press release and all while trying to keep it together.Couldn’t help but lol wen the lady said”I’m trying to pay bills..somethning u don’t do”kwaa wat a hint then she asked if he gt hurt by that statement.She thn asked if he knws Andre wat wat,think she’s a typical groupie who wanted money maybe she thought his balling,probably wanted to meet other celebs too.Still Swizz is a dog shem.I pity his next woman if Alicia decides to leave him

Minnie_mouse on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:09 am 



Can’t say I’m suprised. I just didn’t expect it to happen this soon.Alicia is gorgeous,I think Swizz’s standards have somehow degraded. Ai *smh*

Brown Shuga on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:12 am 



Deathby by ” “gotta pay bills dat you don’t pay”"

Thiss chick is a groupie shem

CarrieBradshaw on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:15 am 



Hawe ma!!!

Karma has errrbody’s address!

“When marry your mistress you create a vacancy!”

kimmy... on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:20 am 



“What goes around comes around, wat goes up must come down” singing along whats her face again?

Philile_N on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:24 am 



These are some the quotes from Mashonda from an interview she did last year, I think she did it with Global Grind, can’t remember

“Real love does not come from a foundation where you hurt somebody else”

“She’s (Alicia Keys) head over heels in love and I get it. Every woman deserves to feel that, not at the expense of another woman though”

“Love does not happen like this. Love doesn’t involve hurt, lies or destructing anybody else’s soul.”

Hehehehe poor Alicia Keys, do unto others as you would like them to do unto you. Isondo liyajika jika. Uzoba ryt, Mashonda survived, she’ll also survive. I doubt Swizz wants to marry this Chris girl though, so maybe Alicia will forgive him, if she hasn’t already.

The_Queencess on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:29 am 



Had 2crawl out off silentvill…

Y r u shocked, we r talkin bout the vewi same man who cheated with and left his ex & mother of his kids fr Alicia Keys. Wat wuld st0p him from repeating this cheatin tendency…jst cuz she’s Alicia dnt mean her cooky wuld kip this cheat on lock down 4eva. A player is a player is a player!!! Even she sang it best “wat goes around,cums around. Wat goes up must c0me dwn. Its karma!” Tltltltl

Philile_N on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:39 am 



Gonna quote what Mashonda said last year when she was interviewed

“She’s(Alicia Keys) head over heels in love and I get it. Every woman deserves to feel that, not at the expense of another woman though”
“Love does happen like this. Love doesn’t involve hurt, lies or destructing anybody else’s soul”
“Real love does not come from a foundation where you hurt somebody else”

hehehehe poor Alicia Keys Lol. Do unto others as you would like them to do unto you. Kuhle ngoba Swizz wont leave her for this Chris girl. Futhi nje Alicia will forgive him, if she hasnt already. Kodwa isondo liyajika jika. Chris is the first of MANY groupies!

Philile_N on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:42 am 



I feel sorry for her though. But she’ll be alright

dejane on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:06 am 



Tjo how hot is Swizzy?? Damn!!! Anyway, kubhlungu cause we all agree she hit Mashonda ka stina and now she’s getting hit ka block stina!! Eish mara ke sono. Kante what is wrong with some of these men? Why get married if you’re going to cheat?

This girl sounds like such a groupie. Tryna make Swizzy jealous bout asking ka bo Andre 3000.

A part of me doesn’t wanna believe this, eish Swizzy mara. And they’ve only been married a year ne? Mashonda is probably rejoicing wherever she is.

lbg on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 5:40 am 



Ah I’m not surprised nje but something is fishy, phone gets lost media happens to find it? Does she not have a pin on her phone if she has pictures that show “skin”? Serves swizz right though mara alicia ke sono karma is a bitch nd this time she’s on steroids. Mara I think this chick wanted her phone lost and she knew who will pick it up I just dnt get y she kept messages maybe for such times. We will never know everything. Mara alicia leyena ah

popeye spinach on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 6:22 am 



Alicia had it coming*KARMA*at its best

popeye spinach on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 6:25 am 



Swizz looks dodge nje, this sure not a surprise

bongi on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 6:32 am 



yebo yes, tshotsho i have been waiting for this day. BS not all men cheat, MOSTLY celebrity men have this cheatin tendecy…*singing …sleepin with a brokenheart*..this is only the start, waitn for groupie 2..3…4 to come out!

Sarafina on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 6:50 am 



Have you ever tried sleeping with a brocken heart. Now she knows, its still sad though.

soul sista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 7:01 am 



Alicia is definitely singing this:
Well, people don’t see what I see
Even when they’re right there standing next to me
And all of my friends think I’m crazy for loving you
But they don’t know there’s nothing else I can do

And it’s too bad ’cause love is blind (It’s too bad, it’s too bad)

@JoneighGALAXY™||Afrikan Star||No Limits Soldier||Observer||Rain Maker||Global Citizen||Carpe Diem - Seize The Magic||22CD64B6 on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 7:10 am 



KARMA IS A BITCH!!!

What was Alicia Keys Expecting from Swizz Beats???

Advise to all women: When a man is frustrated and horny he’ll say the most beautiful things just to get you to drop your undies for him. He’ll even do the craziest things and you’ll end up thinking that he really loves you until the serial cycle of infidelity starts again. Contain your feelings and run for the hills when you meet such a man.

I DON’T FEEL SORRY FOR ALICIA KEYS AT ALL!!!

snaaz on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 7:13 am 



I was neva a fan of dis marriage kwasekqaleli! Andmaz nalo swizz beats hu luks like an ant utshatela ntoni kanti he gonna pull crap wit dodgy lukin women! Dnt even feel sori for alicia history shall repeat itself…bet mashonda is hvng a gud laf ques “Karma” by Alicia Keys…•goes bk to sleep•

RexonaABC on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 7:22 am 



Sorry Alicia. Karma is a big fat bitch.
I kinda think if a man/woman cheats with you, there is a possibility that s/he ll go cheat on you expecting you to understand.
if you are meant to end up with someone it will happen anyways, if s/he is in the process of divorce wait for him/her to go through, cos they say signing o that dotted line ain’t easy oh.
I think to be cheated on is such a pain , betrayal and the stress that comes with it yong.

Ms_B on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 7:24 am 



Why m I nt suprised,the way their relationship started,I knew it would’nt last very long…once a cheater always a cheater and the sooner we(women) realise that, the better it will be for all of us. You can not change a man,no matter how hard u try.

Mamio on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 7:32 am 



Serves Alicia Keys right.Now she will understand the pain Mashonda went thru when she was sleeping with her husband.IM HAPPY THS IS ALL HAPPENING plus i have a crush on Swizz Beats vele.

The_Queencess on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 7:40 am 



Plus nje,women wuld rather blame other women for their husband’s/boyfriend’s cheating ways or turn a blind eye and “dismiss” it. Its not that she don’t know Swizz’s is a serial cheater,but a failed marriage is probably every women’s worst fear. More especialy if its still so new + every1 goes thru that “my marriage will b different” self talk. That’s y most hold on for so long, end up loosing their co0l & start acting out of character fyting wit di mistress tsa the husband
I can jst imagine Alicia & Chris @ the Jerry Springer show…kwaaak!!!

Nerlee on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 7:44 am 



“I just wish all married women knew that this what their husbands get up to.”
Hayi not all men cheat bantu.

Maratahelele on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 7:49 am 



@brownsuga,once again,you woman are bashing married men. Not all married men cheat,and I am surely not cheating when chatting on BBM. It seems like you have concluded that all married men cheat,ai khona.

As for this story,any imposter could have done it. This girl sounds like a groupie and we aint sure if she is really chatting to the right man. Unless they can bring us some proof,I aint believing this story.

muntuza on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:05 am 



Yhuuuuu waitsi Modimo ga se setlaela! Alicia is getting a taste of what she deserves!! Wa laega shem I won’t lie I’m haPpy! Amd true, this is only the beginning!! You can’t cause someone the pain that she and Swizz caused Mashonda.. And then expect God to bless your union and live happily ever after! I’m sorry life doesn’t work like that! Nna ena ke thabile le tla ntshwarela

Brown Shuga on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:06 am 



Maeatahelele, please read all 5 pages of the Bossip expose… There is no way this is made up. And I never believe these rumoours. A

nan on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:14 am 



karma!

Maratahelele on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:14 am 



@brownsuga,if its the truth,I will not be shocked. Its a tough life for this artists to live a clean life when every second woman is throwing themselves on you. I bet Jay-Z also has some groupie moments. Sometimes I wish all this artists can stop getting married cause they are bound to end up dirvocing…

Pana on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:31 am 



ouch! it’s always the case no wonder the previous wife didn’t mind she knew what a busta he is.
it ain’t nice to be cheated on and it’s also not nice stealing someone’s husband with the hope that he’ll be faithful to you.
what makes you think he’ll be good to you?

fabulicious on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:32 am 



swizz cheating on such a beautiful woman with thaaaaaaaaaat. Yho amadoda a sleg shem. #aliciagroupie. o tla ba strong!

eve on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:35 am 



shame usisi bantu.

MissGalaxy on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:39 am 



#claps twice# I love Alcia mara if dis is true–its called Karma period.

Soccerbabe on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:41 am 



mmmmm i think it happened rather 2 soon considerin hw Alecia snatched Mashonda’s man rite under her nose…kwaaa i say KARMA-her song is a BITCH….she’s stupid enuf 2even attempt denying it…HE’S BUSTED!!!! He’s a cheat n dts wot he will alwys be…and Alecia uyalayeka n ihope he cheats sum more

Sweet soul on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:41 am 



Hayi amadoda amanye awazi ukuthi afunani, I seriously find it weird how most man cheat nama straatmate. I mean don tthey ever ask themselves ukuthi if this girl is willing to sleep with me while I’m married, how many other married man has she slept with or do they think bona baspecial?

Vesa on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:49 am 



Maeatahelele, please read all 5 pages of the Bossip expose… There is no way this is made up. And I never believe these rumoours.

Unlike TMZ….bossip stories have always been true!

coca-cola on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:50 am 



“I just wish all married women knew that this what their husbands get up to” aint u generalising BS????????

soul sista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:51 am 



Aowa! Even Mashonda still snatched him from some one else… Still AK’s groupie & I hope she sings Love Is Blind ’till this Chris girl vanishes into thin air like Macbeth’s witches…

Lucy on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:54 am 



LOL @ Fabulicious, funny how we always expect them 2 cheat with a stunner..akunjalo

When it comes 2 Alicia and Swizz’s hookup im liberal ya’ll…not everyone will fall in love with a single man but thats a discussion that has been covereed extensively la…eitherway she doesnt deserve it..Swizz inja

Therealwire on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:55 am 



He Ke!! Tshotsho Ali-shi-ya!!!

Walker on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:57 am 



You must be very brave to enter into a sacred union like Marriage, with a man who left their first one while cheating with you… No one deserves the pain of infidelity but we can’t ignore the fact that Alicia is simply experiencing the pain she put another woman through. Swizz beatz yena o tloaetse dintho tsena, its just these women who give him the power to continue his crap!

CraziBeautiful on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:57 am 



Yho! But I can’t say I’m surprised though. What goes around really does come around…mna I do believe that this is true. If Swizz cheated with Alicia, what’s gonna stop him from cheating on her. Andiyiboni nalento ingaka kulo Swizz!!!

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:59 am 



Americans are the only people who don’t bother to learn how to spell or reconstruct a sentence, their arrogance and sheer laziness saw them breaking apart sentences and then calling it swag or Rap..
Bleeding christ it hurt my eyes and insulted my brains trying to reconstruct what these two dyslexic horny species were trying to say to each other..
At some point I felt like their BBM’s needed a software upgrade as it was omitting and eliminating vital words!!

Sigh!

Dumelang Kaofela!


F8th on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 9:02 am 



morning errybody. Shame this is jus sad thou.

Vesa on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 9:08 am 



Kwaaaa @softy! Soo true…

Lucy on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 9:08 am 



HAHAHAHHAA Bossip has the whole convo!!! BUSTED!

mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 9:10 am 



Alicia Keys is an intelligent woman, I mean she won an academic scholarship to Columbia University , which is like an Ivy league School.

In all her intelligence, I’m sure she was not naive or stupid enough to believe that a man who left his young wife & child to be with her & a man who is also in the entertainment industry, was promising exclusive use of his dick when they got married!

If Alicia is shocked by this , then uDOM shem, Dr phil always says if they can do it with you (cheating) they can do it to you.

I hope Miss Keyes was not naive enough to think her huge talent & fame made her immune to the vagaries of a man’s rampant hormones.

And also I once read somewhere that the chances of a man cheating on you increase when you are more succsessful than he is, That bruises his ego, makes him wanna prove a point I suppose, That’s why mina I always telling the truth when it come to my cheating ways… Too bad my hubby chooses to keep mum!

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 9:16 am 



StruuBob @ Vesa
They were too horny to even take a moment and follow alphabetical procedure.
At some point I was actually getting pissed off gore, I am waisting 5min of my precious time on these mampara’s…
Mxim!

Mara Mgozi ke Mgozi , so nga’bambezela and read on….


Mapakisha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 9:17 am 



I love Alicia Keys to bits but she had this one coming. I do feel sorry for her though, mara banna*smh*

Fezzy on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 9:18 am 



Got one word for Alicia “UYALAYEKA”!

DrDee on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 9:27 am 



@mysister!You kill me ooh.I really wanna be real like you when I grow up.Struu!

TheeGorgeous1 on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 9:31 am 



Eyo!
Ku tough shem….

No woman deserves to be cheated on,regardless of how u met your man,abantu aba dala bathi,umuntu awumtholi eshlahleni.NJE!

TC on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 9:41 am 



KARMA!

BeautyVictim on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 9:42 am 



I’m really not suprised! uAlicia akanayo intswebu yocansi, she looks like she just lies there. No wonder swizz is cheating. Same thing with Sandra Bullock…

mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 9:48 am 



@TheeGorgeous… ewe sisi vele umntu awumtholi eshlahleni, kodwa do you remember the letter that Mashonda wrote to Alicia, that letter broke my heart, I think in that instance Alicia acted like a skank…Because

1.Mashonda, the ex wife & Alicia knew each other socialy , they were’nt besties , but ke they had been introduced, Alicia knew ukuba Mashonda was married to him & that they had a very young child.

2. They were Mashonda & Alicia signed to the same record label.

3(a)She (Mashonda) confronted Alicia cause I think she suspected that something was up , but Alicia denied it,dismissed her fears, now to me that is not okay, when you are confronted & there is a possibility of telling the truth & unburdening yourself, I think you really should tell the truth, Alicia should have sais YES, Mashonda I am seeing your man,

3(b) Angenzi omnye umntwana isibhanxa ngokuphika man!

4.Obviously lots of us meet people who are involved elsewhere, the most important thing is to tell the truth to all affected so that if a person chooses to stick around, they know precisely what is up!

lynx on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 9:56 am 



Karma is a bitch I’ll tell you that much, Alicia… Denial, Denial, Denial

@JoneighGALAXY™||Afrikan Star||No Limits Soldier||Observer||Rain Maker||Global Citizen||Carpe Diem - Seize The Magic||22CD64B6 on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 9:59 am 



Marriage and commitment in the international celebrity world is a fallacy. The biggest publicity stunt is getting married. *SMH*

Nomaha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 10:03 am 



It can all be @Softnfree analyses the literacy on the BBM’s no wonder JC honoured you with a Doctorate Degree .

Kubi shem ukujolelwa regardless of how you got the man. Relationships and marriages are not for the faint hearted. Nothing is ever guaranteed, things just happen.

Maihlomeihlasele on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 10:07 am 



Shaim Dilika Mkhize *sings Ho Fedile ke lehlohonolo*

It is true if you get married to your mistress…the mistress position becomes vacant and it has to be filled asap.

If you never been cheated will never ever understand the pain one goes thru.
I hope this is a lesson to ALL.

mash_t on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 10:11 am 



I’m a big Alicia Keys fan and shem she dont deserve this but as she says in her song..”what goes around comes around” that should be a BIG lesson to her!

dejane on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 10:14 am 



Hau @BeautyVictim men and people cheat for different reasons. Whether the sex is good or not people will still cheat!

Lela on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 10:14 am 



I agree with you Mysista she wouldn’t be that dumb.

Buhlebonga on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 10:21 am 



Hehehehe I knew this was gonna happen soon enough.
Apparently this chick is also Solange’s friend.

ayanda9 on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 10:22 am 



I fail to see y I or anyone should b rejoicing in these news!

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 10:31 am 



Hai mina Nomaha cc if u are gonna shela me, irrespective of who u are and how hot u look , the least u got to do is serenade me with words and I’m not talking Einstein crap or to be or not to be a shakesperian protege…
Its never what u say but how u say it that makes a huge difference…

Kaloku sana I must just be wet klaar via BBM, to the point where I just CUNT wait anymore, but book my own flight..

This Mkhize husband sounded so retarded, I almost felt sorry for their kids as I see down syndrome or even verbal-typo epileptic seizures as they progressed into teenhood!

I rest my case!
Its confirmed , no matter how hot u are or how rich the soft one don’t stupid… Stupid people are unique kaloku

Apple Tart on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 10:34 am 



Karma bathong,,Alicia had sebete sa tlou to take anada womens man so now its coming back to her…haai she mst jst dzeal wit!!

TheGirlfriend on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 10:43 am 



Things that make me go TJO! This is definitely one of them! Reading this made me think of our own artist la e mzansi. Do ya’ll remmeber that story saka AKA. Where he cheated on Kari with Sihle Bolani… then dumped Kari for Sihle? hehehhe

Let’s see how he’s gonna leave Sihle’s arms… Anyone else that you can think of?

ConradCool on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:00 am 



Ok, I just had to crawl out of silentville for this one.

First off I have to say, women really really suprise me! I mean, they are all too prepared to participate in the destruction of another woman, but are never really willing to take the same fate themselves!?! Can you guys not understand the simple concept of karma?

Look at our very own BS here. A little while ago, she was a willing participant in the himiliation and brokenheartedness of a certain young mother. To add a little bit of more salt to the youngmothers wound, BS planted rumours around the media, probably to have everyone know that the young Xhosa Dj was hers in the hope he would warm up to the idea of commitment. Did BS ever take a moment to think of what the youngmother was going thru? The hurt and humiliation? Well if BS didn’t, karma was watching because sooner had BS started getting comfy with young Xhosa DJ, he had already checked out of hotel BS and was in the master bedroom at Mawisa Inn. Moral of the story: treat others as you’d like them to treat you. If you don’t #TeamKarma will get you sure enough.

I don’t feel an ounce of pity for Alicia. She’s a lesbian anyway. Maybe this will push her closer to her real self.

Peace.

Monei on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:00 am 



kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

sorry. i mean to say, JBS alicia. such is life. tho i’m sure u’r so annoyed that he played ryt into what everyone was expecting him to do and i doubt u were expecting.

intellect/IQ has nothing to do with values or the heart. she may not be dumb, but her value system sure has failed her. phela there doctors and docter who are mistresses or have bn/believed a man’s blatant lies. o tla fola dear. hope he uses protection, lest you become a true Hiv/aids cause amabassador.

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:06 am 



Halala!

Le re BS ke Alicia…

Tjooo weeee!!!!

mama ka Gundi on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:13 am 



ezibuhlungu aziphela
*singin* Thath’ umntu ugqithe akhomntu omntu apha!!

Alicia, my dululu yini kodwa uSwizz 2cheat with a sgendlemba but its always the case istina sishaywa abomubizaa!!

Hai suka karma , this karma that! if umuntu has cheating selfish tendencies whether u found him in church single and waiting for Maria or u snatched him in Beyonce’s arms, he will steal cheat! Spotty ufuna ithambo lakhe mos uzamenzani!

Mamio on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:14 am 



Come to think of it uSihle ufana no Alicia Keys.Sihle is even worse tlheng.even trying to steal uDj Fresh from Thabiso im glad he was wise enough to just shag Sihle and stay with his wife.

As for Alicia botshelo leotwana le a dikologa.wa laega!

kimmo on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:17 am 



singing along to “sleeping with a broken heart on metro” shoooo tables have turned

mamamia on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:17 am 



Morning JC

As usual, the woman will always get crucified for the man’s wayward ways by other women.
Was it not the same Swizz who told Alicia that he and his wife were over when he was shelaring her? Was it not the same Swizz who probably told his wife he was done with her. You know how stubborn women can be, trying to hold on to relationships that have lived past their sell by date.
Yet this Mashonda addresses the woman instead of confronting her hubby or ex and vilifies the woman. Alicia did not steal Swizz he two and a half legs, he walked out, his erection pointing out the nearest exit. He knew what he was doing moes.

Alicia is a grown woman she knows how these things work.
Motherhood works well on Alicia’s hips bathong!

mama ka Gundi on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:25 am 



Haisuka, kanene a can of worms have been opened manje if ushaya umuntu nge stina ppl will scream Karma , BS JBS, vele akekho ozomthola ahleli asihlaleni akulindile, ! Tshisa i corobrick if u have u didnt go chasing mos , uzizela haisuka
A man loss is another mans treasure!!

mama ka Gundi on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:26 am 



Ditto Mamamia!

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:26 am 



Nyani Mama Ka G

Monna ke selepe!!

GOLlING

Biskiti on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:30 am 



I hope this Beat Swizz condomised, if he hooked up le the gal. I don’t want Alicia Keys to get anything nasty from lobomagosha that Swizz is busy beating around with his mshini.

In think in exchange for all the crappy soapies we’ve been getting from the US, we should send them “Intersexions”…they need it.

Poor Alicia will probably become a nun after this one.

Kusihlwa on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:30 am 



Chineke, how could Swizz do this to Alicia Mkhize,no maaan

kimmo on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:36 am 



thats very true mamamia, couldnt agree with you more.

KewlGal on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:41 am 



Uzoba strongo u Alishiya…

Vesa on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:42 am 



Hai suka karma , this karma that! if umuntu has cheating selfish tendencies whether u found him in church single and waiting for Maria or u snatched him in Beyonce’s arms, he will steal cheat! Spotty ufuna ithambo lakhe mos uzamenzani!

Kwaaaaa…..hello Mama ka Gundi! You were sorely missed!

Zonks on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:47 am 



@Soft, lol by being made wet via BBM. Anihu, my fellow bloggers u cnt blame AK for bn in denial about da whole issue.
As im sure u all know, if/wen ur gna confront a guy about his infidelities u nid 2 bring forth evidence that is beyond Reproach!
Coz most guys can talk there way out of anything…A few screen shots that depict a convo dat happend between 2 ppl WILL NOT HOLD WATER, coz not only wud Swizzy deny it but he(if he trully is a player) willl flip da script on AK. talkin abt hw can she take the wrd of a GOSSIP BLOG ova HER OWN HUSBAND da man who swore before GOD to be faithfull until da death of him

So, until such a point wher she either A.) SHE Herself Catches him or B.) HE himself owns up….Swizzy is still innocent, and dat’s how the cookie crumbles

bongi on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:52 am 



yhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu MakaGundi you were missed…*walks away…*

mama ka Gundi on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:52 am 



@Vesa waving , ek is treg! was @ AA 2much 4th Street!lol

Goliwood on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:55 am 



Wow I love the convo, very intresting and not groupie like! See why people get caught, I always say end ur bloody chats once done chatting to me, and never save history! I would mind having swizz as one of my contacts! Alicia took him from someone so she better dismiss all this cause as some stage she was Christy!

mama ka Gundi on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:56 am 



Bongi *yini kodwa y walk away buya bo! Missed yal nami!

mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:57 am 



@Monei, I think that people need to stop divorcing their intellect in favour of their hearts when it comes to love,

YES…. I agree with the romantics, by all means feel things, follow your heart,

but do not neglect to use your head aswell,

mna I’m saying that I doubt that Alicia being as clever as she is, & she is clever make no mistake, All I’m saying is that I doubt that her knowing what she knows about her husband,

having been a part of his infidelities, I highly doubt that her mind will be surprised, I think she knew going in that this may be a possibility in her marriage in the future!

Whether she is ready to admitt this knowledge in public is a completely different story…Anyway she does not owe us an explanation, it is after all her marriage!

MAWUSHADA NES’FEBE EXPECTA UBUFEBE! PERIOD !

Luyah on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:01 pm 



ku nzima langaphandle, kanty what do men want ngempela? ay!!! i do not think any Alicia deserves this, despite how they hooked up with Swizz.

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:06 pm 



@Zonks those are known ‘fresh’ tendencies..
How wet has become a trend… Now why couldn’t these nincompoons (sp) entertain us with explicit , in-detail, nicely spelled soft porn??

Nxa!!!

Ba ya dika shem…..

This chat was so dry, even spitting on their vocabs wouldn’t sweeten the drought!!!

Ba kotana jwang ba palelwa ke go botsana maaka ka leleme..

I mean even Bongani Ngema did it better when he sang ‘thambo lam la se khentukhy, my atchaar le chakalaka”

Jeez..

Even R.kelly is better, he don’t talk or type, he just anoint them with his urea and call it ‘golden showers’

Nxa!

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:11 pm 



Off topic!

I’m sickened by this story sa ko Lonehill, where a taxi driver collided with a car and the couple got out and as the fiancée was taking details of the taxi driver the , woman was standing infront of taxi and the driver, made a threatening gesture and just drove off , hit the woman, woman lost balance, got trapped underneath taxi, driver didn’t stop and he dragged her a good couple of hundred meter

It could happen to anyone

It has happened to a lot of pedestrians, motorist and bikers and cyclist..

We are not safe were taxis are concerned…
Bloody hooligans

:’(

sk1 on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:14 pm 



Chris: Remember I gave u one at the “W” or whatever in NY a few years ago?

Seems Swiss hooked up wit dis chick ages ago , b4 he got hitched no Alicia , I suppose he didnt call it quits wit his side dish ….Tjo!!! m saddened by dis

mamamia on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:17 pm 



@softnfree, where were the passengers as this was happening?

kimmo on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:19 pm 



@softy i wonder if they were people in the taxi?

Mapakisha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:21 pm 



Kwaaaaaaaaling @ I mean even “Bongani Ngema” did it better when he sang ‘thambo lam la se khentukhy, my atchaar le chakalaka”… Che Soft one, u r blessed ka nnete. BTW, his name ke Mbongeni Ngema, lol!

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:29 pm 



Eish Mommy, ha ke tsebe.
Ke tena ke taba ya hore people are more focused on the fact that this woman is an advocate and I’m like guys even if it was Mokgadi wa ko diepsloot it don matter..

A human being was dragged and subjected to brutality, dire – raw pain with extensive injuries..
She will never ever be the same again…
Ever.

She is now heavily sedated to numb the pain…

And I only know a quarter of what she will be going thru post ‘healing’ as I went thru a festival of accidents.
1- car lost control driving thru slippery road and it was raining (spinned thrice B4 hitting wall)
2- collision
3 PVA (pedestrian vehicle accident) Hit and run as I was crossing green safe light….
my physical minor scars don’t reflect the deeply rooted psychological post traumatic syndrome- chemical imbalance I am dealing with to this day….

I feel for her..

The collision a woman died on my lap and a 5yr old skull cracked open!!!

Anyways back to how wet..

Nampile Mkhize yena why doesn’t she use jojoba oil in this ‘free-willy’ DicKtator!!

Kwaaa

Pule on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:31 pm 



@conradcool, are you on twitter. I could open an account because of you
oh my love for gossip.

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:34 pm 



Kwaaaa Pakisto

I just saw now..
Ke rele BONGANI

Kwaaaaaaa

Askies hle bathong, I was on a step-up machine toning my swaart ass while Blogging….

Eish Bongani Ngema!!

#fartsDitshego


@Kimmo hopefully anyone who lives in fourways silent blogging could confirm if they were passengers or not..

I know I would have been traumatized if I was a passenger of a dragged woman….aowa!!

Pule on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:36 pm 



The tweets are so boring and incoherent.both of them should be ashamed at their dry lives.
Someone wondered why Swizz could cheat on a pretty lady like Keys. I find that laughable and slightly dumb. What has looks got to do with it?

mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:36 pm 



@Conradcool, you say miss Alicia is into girls, where can I look to corroborate your assertions?

Now I understand the whole outing phenomena, its like I want the whole world to be lesbian, Eish I got issues I swear!

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:38 pm 



Paki wa fola a ke re Love?
#concernFace

Ke re I want my marago to be a toned and firm as that girl who was wearing a lime G-string, Shamu-something..

Dang that chickita made me wanna yank my clirt and service her strong… Bloody merry… Such mepako beauty.. And its not big,, its not watermelon.. Its like some steriod-induced Mango.. Those ones found in Venda!!

Auuwww Jizaz help tuu!
#phewww

lolaluv on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:42 pm 



DENIAL IS NOT A RIVER IN EGYPT! LOL I had to.
*whistles Karma*

Nomaha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:46 pm 



@Softie you are a Doctor in real life, aren’t you?

Smatsatsa sa Welkom on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:51 pm 



It is what it is,ke ntho tsa teng…

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:53 pm 



LOLLY @ Nomaha

I thought we have long agreed we are not gonna play the guessing game


Pls tog I really love JC and lately my blogging has been threatened and under sub-duress via unpleasant relative data bundles..

I begoo my dear let’s enjoy our minds playing words and allow our hearts to feel joy as we interact just nje….

Nna I thrive on anonymity bcos it allows my brains to play role anything, anywhere, all the time…



GOL


Pule on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:54 pm 



If all girls were like that g-string girl i would be a monk.
What happened to a good african ass?

Mapakisha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 12:55 pm 



@soft one, kea fola hle ngwaneshu, thanks for asking. Can’t wait for January tho, ke hopotse leroma, lol!

Mapakisha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:04 pm 



@Pule & Softy, what g-string girl? kana some of us live in caves hle, bring a sister up to speed kea le kopa somblieff!

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:06 pm 



LOLLY Pakyyyyy
Leroma’nyana neh…
Ba ho mone , ba ho latswe le ka month fase..

Aowa Pule what u mean? (Indian accent)
Daai ass is POOW-POOW.
I got my clause on it!!!
Mr Monky- Honky- Donky

#notHiding#


Nomaha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:10 pm 



@Softy, Gotch you loud and clear .

Lol! @Pule wanting to open a twitter account for gossip.

@Pakz phuma from that cave, you will be left out struuu!

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:18 pm 



@ Paky eya ko some Linda Moeketsi thingitjie and u will see her, ka melted foundation o ka re ke Iko’ mash protege, (dark toned biatches need to learn how to match their sunkissed skin tone, nxa)

Anyways moving swiftly along then check daai Gayneration sharon chikita and look past her styling-gel mohawk and u will see ‘mabotsana’ ngisho izinto ze monandi (lolly forgive me Tsulu’)


kimmo on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:20 pm 



@maphaks, shame nunu so you just dry NJE?? like deset ??? until january??

ConradCool on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:21 pm 



Hold up guys!!! I’m not outing anybody, I just think certain things are pretty obvious.

Back to my lesson Abouy woman, you guys should really start sparing yourselfs some pain!

Lesson #1: Stop dating gay guys and going public with it because really, people will laugh at you and the men who have slept with them will make sure it comes out!!!

Lesson #2: Stop thinking you can do better than the woman who you have taken a man from because you know what? Its not about you! Your just one of the holes on his playabelt and soon as he feels the hole is wide and wobbly, he’ll move down and punch a newer tighter one.

Lesson #3: don’t try to make a man something he is not ready to become. Save your kids the trauma of introducing a new man into their lives while all he wants is some ass and not to be a stepdaddy.

Peace!!!

mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:29 pm 



@Conradcool, some sound advice… I hear you on the women thingy…. but back to Alicia… like really????

You say certain things are obvious, like what things???

please draw me a graph, I’m so slow!

Do you seriously think u-Alicia is into girls, I know there were rumours of this, like when her first CD “Songs in A minor came out, like ages ago, but recently nothing , no rumours NADA!

Look @ me questioning you like you know her personaly, ingathi u- Alicia yingane ka mamncane wakho!

Anyway guess only she knows for sure!

fabulicious on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:34 pm 



@conradcool: i cant help noticing that u’re refering to a certain individual or individuals here.. Yes? No?

d.lishdish on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:48 pm 



Yay! Finally my password works! Iv been silent blogging by force for ages… Hello every1 #waves @ erbody

Biskiti on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:53 pm 



Iyho Conrad is not cool, he’s on faya! How do you know that Alicia is lesbo now?

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:55 pm 



Conrad answer @ Fab..

We refreshing Hun!


mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 1:57 pm 



@Biskiti I’m also am dying to know Biskiti, in my best Mzekezeke impersonation #Sfunukwazi#

Mapakisha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:04 pm 



Lol @ Softy, hanyane feela hle waitsi exchange ya saliva le body fluids – hehehehe.

@ Kimmo, ku tough la nga kimi.

@Nomaha, I can’t help it, it’s where I belong.

mamamia on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:05 pm 



conradcool has undercover agendas….

sxylin on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:07 pm 



@Fab ditto ! I was going to say the same thing abt Conradcool! Shim seems to be hitting @ one place fela loool

Leungo on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:07 pm 



Conrad bathong, tjooo!!

Anyway those gay rumours have been there for a long time and when I heard that AK was getting married, especially so quickly to a man she just met and who had sperminated her, I assumed it was just to try and muzzle the rumours.

But then she went on honeymoon with Queen Latifah and her fitness instructor girlfriend and those rumours came back to mind.

Alicia may be very straight, but …I guess we will never know. Actually think of the song “Falling”. The video is about her visiting her man in prison but the first people we see are female prison warders that she is looking at through the bus window.
Ridiculous I know, but I just could not stop thinking about it.

mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:13 pm 



@Leungo, hayibo??

Seriously??

Eish,I’m so behind in knowing err’thang NXAN !

So you say she went on honeymoon with Queen Latifah & her girlfriend?

Interesting!

Why are people so shy to come out mara?

Nomaha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:19 pm 



Heheheheee! @Mysista uyawathanda amantombazana. I can already see you drooling at AK’s arse.

mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:25 pm 



@Nomaha, the allegation that you are making has zero substance & cannot be surppoted by facts.

Mna drooling over Miss Keyes fine and not forgetting to add intelligent behind???

Never! I would not dream of such,

I’m actually very well behaved! I pinky promise….

She would be a nice addition to the community kodwa… eish!

Madlibhili on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:26 pm 



LOL @ Leungo

sweetie on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:30 pm 



Men are all dogs

Miss Fab on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:33 pm 



Tjoi, some otherman cheating is in their blood, really they will never change…

Nomaha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:34 pm 



@Mysista, COMMUNITY?

Care to disclose the census statistics of your “community’s” population! .

mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:41 pm 



@Nomaha, well comrade the community is habited by individuals who have XX chromosones, and members of the community sometimes exhibit their fondness for each other in the physical sense.

Note aslo that I stated THE community, not MY community, the absence of a possessive pronoun “my” disproves your little assertion

soul sista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:43 pm 



*Hi 5* @mamamia & @mamaKaGundi

Pule on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:44 pm 



@Nomaha, what else is Twitter meant for?
The temptation only lasted a few mins.He/she should bring the gossip here.I ain’t going there.

Nomaha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:55 pm 



@Mysista I will pretend that “THE” (as you put it) was infact supposed to be “MY”… And I will let my small minded imagination run around in circles with curiousity(sp) until such time you are ready to reveal how many sheeps have managed to find their way into your kraal, .

mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 2:59 pm 



@Nomaha use kak’bi wena mntana ndini

MissAN on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:00 pm 



@ Soft and mysista…why you ignoring each other of late? had a fall out… Just my observation…

Mara AK does has a tomboy/lesbian aura about her…

Sorry sisi,but I guess history has a tendency of repeating itself…

Lol @ Conrad…I remember when the Lule/Lelo saga made it to JC and bloggers came out in numbers saying nothing wrong with Lulo and Lelo yet there is something worng with Alicia keys… niyahlekisa stru!!

miss_a on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:02 pm 



@mamamia I couldn’t agree more when you say this —> “Yet this Mashonda addresses the woman instead of confronting her hubby or ex and vilifies the woman. Alicia did not steal Swizz he two and a half legs, he walked out, his erection pointing out the nearest exit. He knew what he was doing moes.”

I personally don’t believe this story. Bossip isn’t exactly a site known for it’s truthful reporting.

Nomaha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:08 pm 



@Pule this is where the juiciest gossip is dished njena.

Nomaha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:14 pm 



@MissAN ngake ngawubuza lowo mbuzo guess what @Softie said!

And I quote “I dont kiss and tell.”

Which means they did kiss just that they are not telling kodwa ke angizingeni. Let me know when you have the answers to that particular subject.

mamamia on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:21 pm 



*Hi5 back* soul sista

Interesting observations there @MissAnn.

Speculation is rife even though re tshaba go botsa hehehe.
If data bundles could speak neh!!!

Monei on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:22 pm 



jo-jo-jo Conrad! wa dintsha maan! i didnt know this. only became addicted to JC this yr.

I remember seeing the pics of queen latifah and her personal trainer/fitness girlfriend on the boat ka lenyalo la ga Alicia.

Swizz is not bright is he? or he just cant type much…? i dnt think he wud know how to arouse a woman via text or entice her mentally ka mafoko. i’m sure ke banna ba rubbing dirope 3 times a ba re wa kena. o worse, he correctionally services them o needa self-sufficient women (for some reason, considering AK may have women on her mind, it probably helps them).

DrDee on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:24 pm 



Ditto MissAnn,you know that’s why I like you neh!No sacred cows with you.We have a tendency of practising selective morality.

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:24 pm 



LOLlY @ Mommy


MsAnn le Nomaha JBXS!

Pule ??? O-o

MissAN on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:35 pm 



@ DrDee…hope you wont forget my dashiki… Yeah,I am really amazed by people that a chameleon-like in their decisions,the one day it is ok the next it is not…I will never forget the comment on that article. But it is old news and Joshua was being himself I guess.

@Nomaha…@Softie never kissed and told,mara @mysista yena, the last she went on as to what happend between yena no @softy then said she was joking,yeah right… I am not always on JC of late,so I do not know…but in all truth,I am soooo amazed at @mysista marriage with the husband and even more so with the husband.

Pule on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:35 pm 



There are 2 issues @conradcool raised in his/her 1st post,i am surprised no one seems interested. @conrad,pls dish more. Do you have any screen shots of messages between the Xhosa DJ and his publicist?
Eish,my love for gossip!

Biskiti on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:35 pm 



MySista, Leungo is right, i also saw the pictures tsa MsKeys & Latifah on some yatch…Hmm…Maybe she’s been multitasking the sexes as well, you know how liberated intelligent women roll, these nowadays (side-eyeing you…lol)

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:36 pm 



Oh Before, I forget @ Jahara if u are around our data bundles via silent blogging pls say present!

Wanna ask u iets nyana!

mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:37 pm 



@Dr dee morality is selective by its very nature , morality has to be selective,

Think of all those who were aghast when Lady Gaga wore her meat outfitt, people were so shocked they were stamping their leather clad feet in rage, Then my question becomes, so its okay to wear cow skin , but not cow flesh??? because why Please explain to me slowly, what is the difference, time???
the meat is too fresh while the skin has been through a shoe factory??

If you look we are all moraly duplicitous, all of us like, approve of disaprove of actions depending on who is doing the actiong!It is very rare that we hate the deed , we just hate the doer!

Take capital punishment, we all on some thou shall not kill right, until it is the murder of a rapist that is on the agenda then suddenly we are all on some ” kill the horny bastard”

And then we are all horrified when children get neglected, we call folks unfit mothers & shit, but say we get pregnant by someone unworthy, or the timimg is off then you see us run to the nearest Marie Stopes

Eish thina bantu neh!

MissAN on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:37 pm 



@ Pule…kwa kwa..you will never forget the publicist story,pity I am too lazy to look at that article about Lelo/Lulo,i think people are not interested cos it is old news and we discussed it at lenghts a long time ago.

TheeGorgeous1 on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:39 pm 



#TeamRefresh for @conradcool

popeye on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:41 pm 



@Sweetie stop generalising tu!

kimmo on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:42 pm 



bathong kante whats the story with condracool, am i missing something or should i just log off and comeback tomorrow??

mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:44 pm 



@Missann I am so offended that you think I was lying about lying!!!!!

How dare you not believe me when I clearly was delusional, I never met Softie… Struu!!!

Eish Nxan!

@ Biskiti yekela ukung’bheka ngo s wena

DrDee on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:47 pm 



@mysister you kill me always dear.I want to be like you when I grow up.There is some advice you gave me on one blog that really changed my life.Thanx!

MissAN on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:47 pm 



@popeye when I saw @Sweetie’s comment I just LOL … a women scorned I guess…

Yeah,someone raised the issue of this Chris chick,damn she is so nje…kanti why do men like to cheat with women uglier than their wives/girlfriends? I mean,as hard to be cheated on but really if your partner is going to cheat can they at least do it with soemone who is prettier than you,at least then you ‘understand’ that I or him stood no chance…

Vesa on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:49 pm 



Think of all those who were aghast when Lady Gaga wore her meat outfitt, people were so shocked they were stamping their leather clad feet in rage, Then my question becomes, so its okay to wear cow skin , but not cow flesh??? because why Please explain to me slowly, what is the difference, time???
the meat is too fresh while the skin has been through a shoe factory??

kwaaa! @mysista…..how I love your posts!

Leungo on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:49 pm 



Lol at MySista.

Here a link that will be useful to you.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1301737/Alicia-Keys-displays-baby-bump-aboard-luxury-yacht-France-honeymoon.html

Look at how butch Queen Latifah is bathong.

Anyone with Alicia’s number please give it to me, she will need some serious comforting in these trying times.

mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:49 pm 



@Dr Dee Ncoo love, you flatter my already over inflated ego, but glad I could help!

MissAN on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:50 pm 



@mysista…I still do not buy that line,you were and are still lying…maybe you have not met her but definately something is/was going on beyond JC…

@DrDee…as crazy as JC gets at times,but it is amazing how much we learn and actually realise that the world is not only in how we percieve it…

Miss_Zin on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:56 pm 



Ja Nhe, nguJesu lowo, Alicia Keys will learn & uzoqina…

mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:58 pm 



@Leungo Thank you so much for the link, I love miss Keyes’s legs yhazhi…

Oh lord I pray she likes girls! yum, ndalamba, ithi ndihambe ndiyokutya, thiza izincwe!

Nomaha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 3:59 pm 



@MissAN here’s what I think happened. Heheheheee! ithi ngihleke kuqala.

@Mysista le Softie met. Like the way @Mysista described to us, right. @Mysista was obviously head over heels inlove with @Softie and could not contain her excitement so she came here and “TOLD”. @Softie confronted her and told her not to disclose anymore of their private life, private life that started right here ekhaya I might add.

Embarassed @Mysista then said she was lying after that @Softie disappeared for a while just to let the dust settle. We being the community that we are who like to mind their own businesses when it comes to matters involving members of the family JC kept quiet and moved on.

The meeting did happen and is still happening but they have decided to ignore each other on purpose infront of us or @Mysista did not live up to @Softie’s expectations, we are know she is very particular because @Mysista yena wayefe fi ngu @Softie and now they are no longer together.

Excuse the typos.

MissAN on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:04 pm 



@ Nomaha… injalo!!! Phela @Softie dissapeared for some time and you can see the differences in their personality,how they handle things or matters of the heart or lust for that matter.. @mysista she keeps no secrets,she is not discreet,you know where you stand kuye and she does not hide her thoughts or actions whereas @Softie she likes people to guess,she is discreet,she only lets you know what she wants you to know… So nje lendaba ka @mysista she made up a story about their meeting intsuma ntsumani leyo…fairytale…

MissAN on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:06 pm 



Lol @ mysista not living up to @Softie’s expectations…did not see that line…

kakapana on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:07 pm 



And here I was thinking ukuthi it had something to do with that day Nqobile’s avatar/picture was being discussed….oh well…

MissAN on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:08 pm 



@ Kakapana… yeah,I saw a comment by @NqobileNN kanti what went down that day? What happened?

mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:09 pm 



@Nomaha child I am shocked you must be psychic, that is word for word excactly what did not happen… Eish you kill me.

Or Softie & I met, she did not like my multiple chins & my face for radio, I continued to stalk her & she got a restraining order

Or

Mysista is Softie as per Slolexis

Or

I was just kidding when I said Softie & I met

Or

I was given an ultimatum by hubby to stop all lesbian behaviour resulting in sleepovers

Or

We met fell in love broke up!

Or

I did not meet softie for real, like ang’mazi niks.

Or
the only person I have met from JC is sweet Fezzy & she will say I’m a harmless old wife & mother.

Or Ive met Fezzy & I’m on a mission to convert her

Or …….

the possibilities are endless!

DrDee on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:13 pm 



So true @MissAnn,I have learnt stuff here that no lecturer could have taught me.We have intelligent men and women here.I salute you all.

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:13 pm 



Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa
#breathes#
Kwe kwe kwe kwe kwe kwe
#farts#
Kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi
#gulps#
Kwo kwo kwo kwo kwo

#dies#
Kwu kwu kwu kwu kwu

MissAn & Nomaha ani ne mahloni kodwa jeso!
Haibo!

Bleeding christ!

Such livers u got you two!

Ya neh!!!

‘Like sands been blown like dust on our JC, and so are the days of our lives#

Ti–ri–ti–ri– ti–ri –ri…

This is MissAN and Nomaha narrator’s and these our the DAYS of OUR JC lives…

#calls Avbob to come and bury me ALIVE#

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:18 pm 



Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa
I cannot..
I can’t..
Kan nie!!

Iyoooooooooo

Alive with possibilities!

I just can’t!!

Finally dies then LOGS off!

MissAN on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:22 pm 



@ Nomaha I rest my case… See the responses of @mysista and @softie… One tells us of all the scenerios of what might have happend *and is the truth* the other just giggles and logs off…

Nomaha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:24 pm 



@Mysista le @Softie you do not want to tell moss so let us explore our minds and come up with possibilities. Heheheheeee! When you are ready to confess you do know I’ll be right here neh?

Nomaha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:28 pm 



@MissAN we will keep on wondering and beg the gossip gods to let the outspoken one slip up the way she did before and hopefully we will be able to make the connection .

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:30 pm 



Lusta calls her Adv Mandosela…
On this day… I concur!
I rest my case..
I honor the honorable Adv- Dr MissAN.
#bows#

Untja sani!!
Wa e lwela taba ya gago!!
O le soldier!
#salute#

@Nomaha Mfundi Vundla (or whatever his name is) can do with ur creative juices.

By all means cc go squirt ur talent and save Gaynerations!

Love u all!
Peace


Oh p.s Pule ur tendencies made me raise an eyebrow but its all good!
I’m soft like that….

Jahara I spotted u @ Zahara’s blog, will wait for anything goes..
Mwaah

Nomaha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:35 pm 



OMG! @Softie is my script that bad, Mfundi Vundla pho?

*Cries for decades*

MissTeeZee on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:37 pm 



ConradCool is right though about the whole BS & Lulo Cafe thing. When u are busy doing ish behind the wife/fiance/gf’s back, its all good, til the dude does that ish to you with some1 else. facts are facts bathong, Karma knows everybodys adress. Angelina Jolie is next.

Nomaha on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:39 pm 



Oooooh! I can get, sorry @Softie. .

Let me go give Mfundi some tips .

Kudos everybody,

Love Nom.

Leungo on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:40 pm 



MySista

Can you please leave Ms Alicia to me?

She does like women hence I was not worried when she married that Swizz dude, it was just a smokescreen to get homophobes off her back. At the end of the day records need to be sold and you can’t have Christians debating whether to buy your record or not based on you sexuality. Life is tough out there, bills need to be paid.

So I humbly requst that you remove all the impure thoughts you might be having about Ms AK from you nasty mind. She is mine and that’s final. Focus all you energies on pursuing Softie.

Thanks.

sk1 on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:43 pm 



Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa
#breathes#
Kwe kwe kwe kwe kwe kwe
#farts#
Kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi
#gulps#
Kwo kwo kwo kwo kwo

#dies#
Kwu kwu kwu kwu kwu

ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Tjo *cremated*

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:44 pm 



Love u more @ Nom

U might sink the Mvundla ship or save it..

The rest I will leave it to ur juicy imagination


mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:45 pm 



@Leungo look here Miss Alicia will be mine, In fact you will also be mine , my appetite is unsatiable!

Monei on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 4:59 pm 



shooo, Swizz’s gene di strong, the older boy with Alicia o tshwana le Swizz so much. the nose is 100%. if he were African back in the day and he tried denying him, the elders wud have firmly pointed out that ngwana o o tshwana le ene therefore is his-finish and klaar!lol!

fabulicious on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 5:20 pm 



I for one have noticed the silent tension btwn our dear old *no pun* mysista n the soft one.

They stopped addressing each other that day ka Nqobilenn u mysista ethi omnye umtana unenwele eziyi 7, mbi, ngu Julia nton nton…
I remember how Softie expressed her disappointment at how shallow @mysista is…that was the end to the beautiful story!

I hope @Softy forgives @mysista one day….We’re all not perfect n shem truth be told @mysista was just stating the obvious……

#IThankYou

fabulicious on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 5:23 pm 



n by the way u @conrad akathethi ngo BS in the 2nd segment, i know mna qha i wont say!

ConradCool on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 6:02 pm 



Karma is hectic. Ask Florence Masebe. Who was sneaking around with idnufM aldnuV and ended up being sprayed with bullets.

NQOBILENNN on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 7:47 pm 



Lol Its times like these i wish bloggers abanayo imemory of an elephant, ngisho ingaba ndala kanjani sum1 will remember. Flips my 7 nwele and walks away.

softnfree on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:03 pm 



LMAO @ Fab
Eish JC bloggers

Tjo tjo tjo @ Conrad o-0

fabulicious on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 8:05 pm 



@nqobile thats the Spirit ngwana!

sxylin on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 9:59 pm 



Tjo Conradcool ndiyakoyika kwedini! O.O ! All this name dropping! Ah ah BS how do I change my avatar*crying* be4 I’m exposed

mysista on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 10:06 pm 



@Conradcool, my jaw is on the floor,so you are saying the bespetacled ugly-nyana wife Karen I think her name is (she’s African American I think) so Mrs Mfundi Vundla ordered a hit on Florence!

That is a tad harsh I think, while I would frown @ someone”entertaining” my hubby,I would stop short of spraying the “entertainer with bullets…But then again that is me some folks have a shorter fuse I guess!

Nthoentle on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 10:26 pm 



Serves u right Beeessshhh!!! Nxa! Ke lefaseng mo.

Lemme read comments

MissAN on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:06 pm 



Tjo!! @ Conradcool…wena uzovala iJC…So Florence was warming idnufM aldnuV’s bed… she clearly this part out during her interviews…

@Fabulous… kanti indaba ka @NqobileNN and her 7 hairs yaqala kanjani? This is a 1st I hear of it…

and who is @ ConradCool referring to in her/his 2nd segment vele #ImLost…

Nthoentle on Tue, 13th Sep 2011 11:59 pm 



@Conradcool come back-we want more.

Hahhahhaha yo MissAn haa lebale hey(Hello waving). I also think @Softie and @MySista baa dirana, kwaa kwa kwa.

Nthoentle on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 12:01 am 



I thought Conradcool was still on BS ka the 2nd comment? Oh well *shrugs*

MissAN on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 12:03 am 



@ Nthoenhle…hello to you too… So the Xhosa DJ might be doing men?

Nthoentle on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 12:04 am 



Eish ke late, ditaba di fedile, lemme go breastfeed

DrDee on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 12:12 am 



Kwa @Nthontle and MissAN go to bed.What time is it?

Nthoentle on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 12:24 am 



LOL,@DrDre its JC afterdark. Yoo nna I don’t know about the DJ and his appetite, u know I never wanna get involved in these things I just watch from the sideline nje.
Eish I can’t sleep ene I have to be up early for gym

What r u still doing up @DrDre?

Nthoentle on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 12:25 am 



Reading the convo ya these 2idiots was annoying, I agree with @Softie on that 1

DrDee on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 12:28 am 



@Nthoentle,insomnia my dear.Hope you are enjoying the gym.I recently started Zumba and Spinning and am enjoying the classes very much.Wena what do you do?

softnfree on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 12:42 am 



Nthoentle tsa mo- nyatsha ..tsek

Dirana ya matshila!

O ka e drawa dirana wena!!

LOLLY


Nthoentle on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 2:40 am 



Kwaaaa @Softie

@DrDree- I run, plan is 15-25km a week. Running works and I love it

Nthoentle on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 3:04 am 



@DrDree-running tones my whole body, ill start with the alternating of cardio and weights in Nov or so. Spinning is fun, I love it as well. Never tried Zumba. I’m looking to start boxing soon.

Ke feditje go nyancha, kea robala jwale, @Softie. Kwa kwa kwa

fabulicious on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 6:23 am 



@misAN ngu Nkey who started it then mysista added on or rather took over! Go read maan,i forgot which blog…sum1 pls remind us.
Aowa u not serious! Now i mus devulge who @conrad is talking abt ku 2nd segment? R u gonna protect me from the spray of bullets??? I DON’T think so.
@nthoentle the dj only bets for one team darling! Our team, i know that 4sure! So not @conrad is NOT talking abt dj oluL efaC

Bootylicious on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 6:47 am 



Lol @ Pule he really likes taba ya Publicst

sexceebeekeenee on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 9:12 am 



But what makes you guys think that the “swizz” bbm contact this girl is chatting with is the real swizz beatz.. Anybody can create a false alias and pass it off as being real.. I think people are getting a little excited over something that could’ve been created to pull attention towards themselves. Maybe this girl got duped, or maybe she has some of history with Swizz, and she’s trying to somehow get back at him by conniving with a friend and creating
a “fake swizz”. Think about it… Also I don’t think they’d both (Alicia and Swizz) come out laughing out loud about it if there was even a lil bit of truth in it.. #justsayin

snapshot on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 2:43 pm 



This Blackberries ziyamosha shem, no wonder they call them CRACKBERRIES. @Sexcebkn, i can believe it mina,those married men sure know how to shela ka BBM, twitter,Whassup & Facebook.

cebzalicious on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 3:41 pm 



tjo *speechless*

I was caught in the same drama on monday when i received a call from a chick who asked me who i was coz she found my number on her boyfriends phone, i tried to just say wrong number but she insisted i tell her if i was dating her man or wat, aike mina coz vele this bastard has been pissin me off lately, i decided to spill all the beans to the poor chikita and she sounded so calm yena shame yaz, even telling me that there were others before that she found out about, mina i didnt know ukuthi this guy had a girlfriend but bekasolisa nje, and then she called me again and then asked me to talk to the dude coz the nigga was denyin my existance, as soon as he heard it was me, he hung up! then chikita decided to do a conference call *my favourite part lol* itjuuuuu he was tongue tied as soon as he heard i was on the other line! he admitted that indeed he was having sumthing going on with me and had lied to me and her girlfriend, but he showed no remorse none whatsoever, even today no apology sms LoL ! lucky me I did not get attached to him coz nje i cud see ukuthi hai sumthing shady ngo guy! but he is hot so i thought what the hell, im single he is single(as he claimed) so lets hit it! and he got an innocent face nyana, u wudnt even think he would do such *sigh* and the poor girl shame is inlove yazi!

Amadoda abolile maan nxa!!

DrDee on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 7:10 pm 



And you are telling us this becoz?

Twitter on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 8:23 pm 



Kwaaaaaaahhhhhhh @DrDee…hai andinongayihleki ihlekisa bethuna tltltltltltl

fabulicious on Wed, 14th Sep 2011 10:27 pm 



kwaaaaaa @drdee really ke what r we supposed to do with this?

Mabhebeza on Thu, 15th Sep 2011 12:44 pm 



Some of you guys can be mean at times yazi…

Zams on Sat, 17th Sep 2011 4:31 pm 



Damn this guy is DOG !

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