Dineo Ranaka’s Message + Anything Goes

October 14, 2011 by Brown Shuga

Following the comments on THIS article where we posted the following picture of Dineo Ranaka (right) with her friend Bontle…

We met up with Dineo at the Announcement of the Feather Awards Nominees and she had something to say about you guys saying she has “dog titties” in this pic.

It doesn’t quite look like a friendly message…

…or is it…

Check out the Video Below:

Direct Youtube Link : HERE

If you are on mobile you can watch free HERE.

Now be nice to our celebs bathong… le tla trapiwa!

Happy Friday and ANYTHING GOES!

Video by Ou_B

Morning bloggers,
This is a msg to gals who loves money and don’t want to work hard for it. There’s a white guy by the name of Carlos a businessman, drives a black merc, liar, cheater. He is full of aids and spreading in on beautiful black ladies. All white men are allergic to condoms. My sister is a victim pls be careful…

sliqdiva on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 7:40 am

Tjo meme2 uhlalaphi lo Carlos??

Polly on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 7:46 am

Good luck Booty.

Nerlee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:00 am

Yhooo @meme2, shame ur sis hope she learned her lesson though that nothing is for free in life but nontheless im not saying she deserves it (to be infected by AIDS if she is)

fabulicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:00 am

TJO @ meme2 shocked for daysssss…..

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:07 am

hahahahahahahahahah Dinny!!! you just made my morning!!!!
maara we love you like mad!!!

RexonaABC on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:08 am

@Bootylicious, may almighty G be with you, and please name your angel Rexona *joking*.
Thanks ah

RexonaABC on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:14 am

@Meme, tjo , sorry to hear that happened to ur sis. why can’t african countries have some laws like other european and asian countries, that send people to jail if they spread HIV knowingly?

GA on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:14 am

Yes indeed round about the 20th to 30th comment @Jahara would be sharing her life stories…*waiting patiently for you J*…surely you did not cave in to JC tendencies, u know sh!t happens today and tomorrow its all love. Come back pretty plzzz…

@Bootilicious….all the very best sisi. Got ur back in prayer, you anf the lil one.

Bootylicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:15 am

Thank you so much guys, @Rexona he is a boy so I can’t name him after u askies babes, @Tjo meme where does this guy stay?

meme2 on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:17 am

@Nerlee she did
@sliqdiva in joburg and CT.
Dineo re go tlhwaela masepa.

GA on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:19 am

My Anything goes Bit:
1. Skeem saam. I loved it!! O kae @Modedi Thwiii….coming from that side of the world, I related to the Pedi dialect,They spoke like we speak, eseng sepedi sa marema ka dika sa Kenneth mashaba. I missed home sooo much. Bana bale reminded me of my lil brothers. Star starded cast Jo. Only let down it terms of acting was Eric Macheru, his acting was very bad, or rather the worst of them all.

2. Speaking of home, NXAA! Changing the name from ‘lebowakgomo’ to ‘Kgoshi Mmutle Phatudi lll’…WTF!!! Mxim. And the worst part is the public, badudi ba lebowakgomo ba gana, yet some Flora Park resident who is in charge of the process says they will change the name anyway. I so hope the bid to oppose this silly decision will go succeed. Otherwise, its only Kgoshi Phatudi oo le sechaba sa gaggwe sa ga mphahlele who will be pointing at Lebcow from their yards ga mphahlele calling it this name if it will appease them.

Venting aside, there must be more to this name change than just ‘marking a teritory’ Money is involved, I wonder how? But besides the financial kickbacks for the Phathudi man and his family and the gorvenment crooks involved, the money that will go into the process could serve the Mphahlele people immensely, say by building them plaza nyana e seng mohola.

Woe woe woe!! To this irresponsible gorvenemnt of ours. *joins Arch Tutu in prayibg against them*

Perhaps I should add, that even tho ke bitsa Lebowakgomo gae, my roots di ga sekhukhune, maybe I don’t appreciate this name change like the Mphahlele people would….arg its just silly, sillly silly silly!

Baby T on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:19 am

Tjo Meme2! Shocked!

How’s ur sister doing mara?? Yhoo the trauma

Bootylicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:21 am

Thank u so much guys, @Rexona its boy so I can’t name him after u askies. Tjo Meme that is scary

BGT on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:21 am

LOL! Dineo’s stocks have just gone through the roof for me! Nicely played Dineo. Funny girl.

(We’re still taking you bra shopping though)

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:25 am

wow@Bootylicious, i’m so jealous, i have have 4 months to go before i also become a mommy*cant wait*!! i wish you all the best…yippeeee!!11in a few years time, our kids will be JC bloggers tooo hehehehehehee

Lady Zee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:26 am

….votes for @GA as the spokesperson for the ‘Lebcow->Mmutle’ change!!!Kwaaaaa,gape mokhaya this is the wrong platform dont you think??maybe you should go vent out ko the ‘lecowza kasi yaka page’…..#just saying#

Bootylicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:28 am

@Miss-Tshidi ur time is near my dear, I remember I was so jealous of nthoentle when she gave birth I was 6 months or so I was so impatient wishing it was me, so soon my dear soon ur little angel will come

Nerlee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:30 am

@Booty have you named him yet?

Bootylicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:33 am

@Nerlee yes, ke Osiame which means god is gud

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:34 am

@Meme2…tjoooo@”All white men are allergic to condoms”.(that’s stretching it a bit ,don’t u think?)……if he’s allergic, then it should mean NO sex…..why compromise ??
We are living at a time where HIV/AIDS is a daily preached sermon. if someone
Contracts the diseases, its either their Own-doing or a misfortune, it’s just too bad.

Bootylicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:35 am

@Nerlee yes my dear ke Osiame which means God is good

Bootylicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:38 am

@Nerlee yes my dear ke Osiame which means God is gud

GA on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:38 am

Haai maan mogeshu…I’m not an ancyl card carrying member, this crooks will not listen to me. Go shita ba palelwa ke go theeletsa sechaba se gana,nna le voice enyane haai shem… Ebile nkaba ke diregelwa ke kotsi gona moo niks….this very anonymous platform is perfect for venting…if mr (emphasis on the small m) ‘Boy’ happens to stumble upon this, he must now, I’m praying against them, ke a fasta…ba kotsing.

Kiki on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:39 am

Good luck Booty. All the best and hope all goes well.

Word of advice: Please DO NOT tie your tummy if you are having a C Section. Even the nurses will tell you that. It is VERY dangerous. I lost a cousin after she was specifically advised NOT to tie hers but she never listened coz she wanted to be sexy again and it cost her her life. The OP started swelling. I had a C Section as well and never tied mine because I was told not to. It takes time to heal. It might look ok on the outside but trust me on the inside its fresh. I started light exercises 4months after the OP. Started the heavy normal ones a year after and now 6years later i have my body back. But then again,people are different. What works for me might not work for you. Good Luck girl.

Kiki on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:44 am

I loooooooooove Dineo shem. Such a free spirit. Just like I said on Twitter,some celebs need to learn from her. No matter wat is said here,uDinny continues to walk tall. She never takes it out on Lelo (her friend) or any of us Writers. She still treats us the same way unlike some celebs who don’t talk to us anymore as if WE write the comments. We are in the same boat mos? Nathi we are handed chairs to sit our ugly faces,shapeless bodies on at times. Lol

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:44 am

@Booty…Thanks gal!

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:49 am

Tjonawe!! There’s just too much to pregnancy than I originally thought…..i have not even thought about “tie your stomach bit “ yaz and Kiki just scared the ish outta me now….iyoooo.

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:49 am

@Meme2 I love the fact that you stated or rather implied that your sister was motivated by money when she hooked up with this Merc- driving white dude,

You have no idea how prevalent this scourge of sleeping with, most of the time older wealthy dudes and not using condoms cause the little Jezebels in trainng are probably on some, hayi lo ugugile, unomfazi so akanangculaza, so they do the deed without first testing & sans condoms. When they when they get infected they cry fowl… I think that this in this day & age we should all operate on the premise tha everyone we meet, no matter how fly, how eloquently they speak have AIDS untill proven otherwise…

We make so many danmed assumptions about people’s immunity based on where they live, what school they went to , what job they have… So if you meet some accountant dude from Gallor Manor who matriculated @ Saints & then graduated & Wits, and has a twang, then we forget about condoms, cause the exterior looks fab…Yisono ngathi yazi sihluleka ukucabanga!!!

Bootylicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:50 am

@Kiki thanks I will take that into consideration

Mooi-ding on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:50 am

Yay! I’ve been waiting for Anything goes all week long to congradulate @Kiki on her PREGNANCY! Yes I saw those tweets too on Sunday Morning.

Source: Twitter

Monei on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:51 am

all the best Booty! Wishing u a smooth delivery and a healthy baby boy!

@meme2, Tjo!Hope ur sister is taking it all in her stride and aware that life goes on.

vundlas on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:00 am

@GA I enjoyed Skeem Saka as well,having said that it made me think a lot about our parenting methods versus whites..white teenagers if they wanted to go to a party they will have been given a car or dropped at the bash..I know the dynamics are not the same,I could relate to the storyline and started to think maybe it was a blessing in disguise growing in a household without a car..we did that with my friends we were lucky nothing happened,but there were cases were some guys did the same they died in accidents some are on wheelchairs as we speak.

I just think that such accidents can be avoided if we change our approach,yes boys will be boys but they can be managed and taught to be responsible and handle peer pressure. sorry about a Blog,i just found the storyline Intriguing and that apart from the entertainment value there are lessons to be learnt.Often we want to reduce mediums such as TV and Radio to only entertainment platforms only.#Puts Proffessor Bullet Proof On#

manny on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:02 am

molweni nonke ..lolo you type your comments like @mysista …alter ego ntoni-ntoni perhaps ?

its a pity that someof us cannot view the vid kodwa kuzolunga …kiki you got a kid? shocked —for dayzzzzz…

mara boobies ka Dinny awahlalanga grend ..awana woza woza ..not ryt …
mna nothing exciting happend to me this week ….

awesomeness on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:02 am

@Kiki i’m one of the culprits ,had to go for another Operation because ne ke bola ka mo gare, operation e bulegile n yet i looked ok on the outside. people think C section is the best but ga ba tsebe niks, i always advise my friends to give birth natural, stress free

unpluggedchickitay on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:03 am

Kiki’s got a point. I had a caeserean as well & tied it. Had to be operated on AGAIN to fix the tears inside, almost died. Give yourself a minimun of 15 months to get back in shape, there’s no need to rush

What caught my eye this week is the kidnapping of the schoolgirl in Roodepoort who’s body was found burnt out in some field. What animals have we been reduced to mara he? & this man has a wife and kids and lives in the burbs! *smh* hangpaal needs to be revisited, the crimes are becoming to horrendous & horrific

Vesa on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:10 am

Tjo….I had no idea that C-Section was this bad! No wonder medical personnel are always against it if everything is ok. It’s no child’s play mos

Mopedi thwi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:12 am

@GA i sw d drama i liked their sepedi-on point,eric s acting skills dololo. Kgoshi phatudi ruri i think thabamoopo was better

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:14 am

@Manny besenditshilo njee ukuba I am infact Mysista, it is not an alter ego but a middle name, My full name is Mysista lolo Mgqibisa, the name lolo is French African so the second o is silent, so you pronounce it lol

Apple Tart on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:15 am

Where is Jahara n her stories kante?
N so I bought the drum mag to read the Andile story,Haai i stil cnt deal with hw the editor puts a full photo of herself in a different outfit everyweek,kante is she on a fashion parade or @ work??
Mayb I missed the memo,Where is Xtralarge,havent seen him in a while.Did he change his name on tweeter??
Happy friday!

Plastic on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:16 am

What would you do if you find a pic of a naked girl in your man’s inbox?
would you post it on FB and label her as a Bitch?
This pic was posted by a FB friend of mine in attempt to embarass this other chick. what do you think?

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:16 am

*biting my nails*these testimonies about go bola ka mo gare….have me shaking for minutessss

Cutie on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:18 am

I bought the latest True Love Mag with Siphokazi and her hubby on the cover. I knew their story would be lame but I wanted to see the new Editor and what she could bring on the table. Guess what, TRUE LOVE has no Editor to date. It has “BY TRUE LOVE TEAM” on the analogue (or whatever you call that first page that usually features the editor)..nx.

GA on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:20 am

Very interesting take @vundlas. As a girl I cannot relate to the boys and cars before they are legal issue. Interesting you say perhaps it was a blessing in disguise for those who grew up without cars…sadly tho, u find many kids like kwaito who hang out with the Tbose’s and find themselves in this situation, because goodness boys are very niskierig, all nommater the family background. But I guess when ur family doesn’t have the likelihood is less.
I’m certainly looking forward to how this will especially affect Kwaito shem.

@unplugged…oh what a tragic tragic story. God knows we are all tired of such painfull. If its not car accidents, its brutal crime murders.
I’m one for pracmatic solutions even as I pray that God see those solutions through. Yet at this point, I fully put it in God’s hands, because our flawed systems are not managing.
Lately I’m just appreciating my loved once and I never cease to tell them to arrive safe. Saying ‘the arrive’ prayerfully trusting that the Lord will get them home. Heavy….

lebza4sh0 on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:22 am

LMAO I love Dineo Ranaka sooooooo much. Guys don’t forget to watch Flash tonight

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:23 am

@Plastic, I for one cannot give you a considered, well thought out opinion untill I have seen the picture with my own eyes, so direct me love, where excactly in Facebook do I find the picture?

Oh & if the person photographed is super-hot, can I also see a live version of the nude pose… then I will be able to give you my honest opinion

Special Kay on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:23 am

Askies shame meme. Mina I have a female cousin who sleeps with anything dat breathes and she has known abt her status 4 years now but still she continues. Guys die like flies around her but yena ustrong as hell and muhle enjalo. Guys we really need 2 condomise hle cos 4 all u know your man cud hv had a one night stand with someone like my cousin. Impilo inzima

Lustagp on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:24 am

Good Lawd….i missed JC this week and had to log on for Anything goes, please, please Ceaseran mommies dont spoil this for me and others to come…easy on the birth stories please…!

LOLO…SIES MAAN uze undibilise kangaka uthuka abntu apha kanti ungu-mysista?? ehehhehe

Lol…Dineo ranaka usile shame…and i love the fact tht she loves herself and work she doesnt break easily!

KIKI..PREGNANT???????????????????????

Tebatjo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:25 am

OMG GA!! Ba nyaka go bitsa Lebowakgomo eng!?! Aowa hle!! Gape ke gae moo!!

sweetie on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:26 am

Lmao , Dineo, luv u darling

manny on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:26 am

@lol….oh askies andiyibonanga le part uthetha ukuba u have chanegd igama…you see im good nge peoples hanwritting lol*pats self on the shoulder*

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:29 am

@Manny excellent deductive skills #bows#

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:29 am

plastic…….

What did your girlfriend gain after exposing the other chick like that?
Gratification??? I don’t think so.
It is stupid and pathetic that your girl would stoop so low to shame another human being.

What gave her the right to do such a thing? Does she own the man?
Is the guy cheating on her with the naked girl or is the guy cheating on the naked girl with your girl?? Does she know how the pic ended on her guy’s phone…
, such behavior gets to me, I hate stupid females that do the dumbest things just because of a man.

nxa

Lustagp on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:29 am

Tjo Ladies it has been a rough week please i have been looking forward to a light Friday with my fellow bloggers, now i bumpt into birth stories phew…easy ladies…easy!!

Myssista usile shame all along ndikunqanda uthuka abantu apah kanti nguwe lo….hehehehhe, hayi usile ndikuncamile!

Kiki….PREGNANT????????? This Cga is quick moss??

Dineo …hahahhaha, i needed tht!

Nerlee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:30 am

@Plastic, what is she(ur friend) gonna get by doing so, is it gonna take away the fact that HER MAN has the photo saved in his phone and that he is longing for that body perhaps.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO she is wrong

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:33 am

hahahahahahahah@ LOLO

GA on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:33 am

Hesih @Mopedi…smh…here is the thing. I feel for the group of young people who in the past years have been working on branding lebcow with their ‘lecowza’ movement or whatever, it is very commendable.
Haai, anyway….I hope sanity prevails before the final decision is made.

Tell u what @ Lady zee….am going home soon, at the very least, I want to understand what is wrong with the current name. I’ll calm down untill that is explained. But still they should stop insulting people with this consultation processes bcos they don’t listen to the public anyway.
Now we wait for the info bill, tolls, nhi, nationalisation to be implemented inspite of public responses and council.

Bootylicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:33 am

Haaibo Lusta I thought u are da father since u were in da pic bfore Cga

kimmo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:35 am

i cant view the clip:(,
@bootylicious, how i envy you that you are done TJO!
good luck

Nerlee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:35 am

@Apple please share uthini uAndile kwiDrum?
Mna I would rather buy novels than magazines (at this present stage in my life)

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:37 am

@Lusta yeka ukundincama, undincamise rather, that will prove more fun for both of us #puckers up#

Lustagp on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:38 am

the thing is my shriking balls were alwasy in plastic but Cga just came and ”shoot to kill”///LOL!

Mopedi thwi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:38 am

@apple xtra changed his name to @ruffDiamond_SA and u can also follow him @xolanindlovu

Pule on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:40 am

@Mooi-ding dragged me out of silent ville.
@Kiki, are congrats in order?Would be very happy for you.

Since i am here already, Lela i hope your feeling better now?my post to you yesterday was unreplied.Pls get well.

Noance on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:41 am

I love Dineo Ranake shame!!!!

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:42 am

LOL @ pregnant Tshidi ‘if he’s allergic, then it should mean NO sex…..why compromise ??’ your time will come to deliver your bundle of joy!!!

@Bootylicious… All the best and take @Kiki’s advice,we still need you ku JC not to mention the lil man…All the best!!! I am not in the slightest intrigued by NVD,I am having a C-section…Too posh to push bebe..

@meme2…Tjo!! That is hectict but I guess every cause has an effect,and I suppose we usually associate AIDS with black people never white,maybe gay white guys…All the best with your sister and it is a pity the likes of @Alexis never let us in on this side of rich sugar daddies…

@Lolo wena ujwayelana kabi…Mxm..here we was thinking if only @Mysista was here,she would sort out this @Lolo,kanti wuwe…I hope you choke on your lunch today!!!

He banna @ Kiki nawe uyabhaka kwi oven? Cha,if Cga is the daddy,POTENT 3rd leg…Congrats!!!!

Lustagp on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:43 am

lol…lolo hayi ndikuncamile, okay *ndiyakuncamisa ngoku ngemehlo elinye ndijonge i avatar ka KIKI nempendulo ngale- preganncy**…tltlltltlt

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:43 am

grabs a \_____ and drinks Dry lemon with @Pule and looks @ Lustagp…

DTutu on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:45 am

Ncooow DineoRanaka sweet we love u Dinny

Yoh guys I’m nervous already Rhaaaaa I don’t wanna have kids *crosses legs*

Batho Ba Limpopo and Name changing Ga ba lese Lebowakgomo eish re lapile ka Maina a go tshentsha Gantshi Batho Ba modimo

Bootylicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:45 am

Lol @ Lusta and da shrinking balls, thanks Miss Ann will do,

GA on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:48 am

@Tebatjo…guy in charge says its practically a done deal. I hope not. The ‘consultations have been happening for a while now’….wish I had made it to atleast one meeting. ..

@Plastic….scorned women. I’m not surprised. Especially lately were I have been seeing and reading bout many such stories, some scorned women even do worse, life threatening issues. We are a broken society. That scorned woman isn’t the only flawed individual in the issue. Everyone uinvolved, the guy, the naked girl,….society!. Jesus must come back re khutse.

Monei on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:51 am

kwakwakwakwa@lusta’s shrinking plastic balls.

@PoshBoy™||I Am Who I Am||Afrikan Star||No Limits Soldier||Observer||Hustler Extraordinair - Rainmaker||Dream Weaver||Global Citizen||Carpe Diem - Seize The Magic||22CD64B6 on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:52 am

@Kiki: halala my lady. Glad to know that I’ll be an uncle soon. I hope you know the ID of the real father though. UbuJezabel abusizi lutho!!! *side eyes @LustaGP & CGA*

Dineo is one soul that I just can’t live w/o. She’s s/thing else. I love her to bits dodgy tits & all.

lorrelai on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:52 am

C-section is scary, I’ve had 2. Like Kiki said, we’re different, it’s better to be safe than to worry about beauty and stuff. With both pregnancies, I lightly tied my tummy on the 3rd day with that stretchy belt that people use when exercising. And I started working out on the 5th week. By the 3rd mnth I was back to size 32, BUT, I was breastfeeding, eating well, drinking lotsa water and I have a very fast metabolism. So give yourself time @Booty, no need to rush. Having said all that, I also have a friend who died as a result of a vertical c-section gone wrong. I couldn’t believe that in 2006, they were still operating the C like that.

Mapakisha on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:55 am

@Unplugged, i was actually thinking about that guy while walking to work & wondering if they got the right guy. It made me walk a lil faster, the freaks that live around Roodepoort!/ I mean why did he have to kill her so brutally?

Biskiti on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:56 am

WOW, Dineo looks beautiful in that insert. I love her craziness, she’s special. We love you MamDedi.

I’m so frekken babalaased from 2 glasses of wine and 3 apple-sour shooters. I need to retire from the drinking game.

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 9:57 am

@ Plastic that is plain stupid and along with women that call the other women in their man’s life…

Guys been meaning to ask u,my mum was in an accident…her car was stationary and two cars collided with each other and the other car tried to avoid car A,and this woman bumped my mum at the back and just ruining the back of her car and also the bonnet…My mum’s car insurance was not up to date,cos she had retired at the end of Jan 2011 and the Dept of Education was just sending her from pillar to post with her pension,so around June they sorted it out and in August they started paying her and she had not sorted her car insurance,and this happens…So the lady omshayisile is insured with 1st for Women and we took her details and called her 1st FW and told them they said my mum should bring the car for assessment,and she brought in the car,a week later they call in say no they wont pay the claim cos their client did not cause the accident and my mum must claim from that man oshayisane with their client,the problem is that guy says he did not cause the accident and ontop of that he does not work or even look like in a position to pay for my mum’s car,so some people say regardless that the lady who bumped my mum caused the accident or not,she is responsible for my mums car and my pastor says the person who caused the accident must pay for all the damaged cars? Manje whats the real story? Cause 1st FW said they will email me the letter stating why they not going to pay and they have not and that lady naye I sent her emails to tell her the story and akazihluphi nokuresponder and all along she was cooperating… My mum can fix the car but the problem is,she is retired and it is going to be a lot of money…

Mapakisha on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:00 am

@Apple, i wanted to ask earlier this week (about drum ed), Is she cross eyed or is it the yellow dress that makes her eyes look squint? Andile Ncube’s article had no juice @ all, he spoke about his mother & sister & career & told us he knows who Rosettes baby daddy is, i was like WTF??

Maihlomeihlasele on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:00 am

@Kiki o preknent??? Wow @LugstaGP you are shooting blanks o fetwa ke C-Ga lol

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:02 am

@MissAnn…I will most de try and follow orders by choking on my lunch…

If you are feeling homicidal a better idea would be to give me a role in Backstage, then in two years flat I’ll be dead… seriously though, too many people died on that soapie, kukhona bekabaloya… Wubani osele, cause then wuye umloyi.

@MissAnn remember when you said mina why ndingadeleti ama christian forwards ngiqine kangaka, well I can’t delete them and lolo told you why, its not a mark of gullibility or stupidity…Askies yezwa ngizokuthengela iphenti eline zip, namakinobho!

@Lusta mna I’m not into some badly executed half-arsed kiss,so I don’t kiss you back, keep looking @ loo Nomkikizelo wakho NXAN!

Noance on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:03 am

Goodluck @Bootylicious, all will go well. God is with u and ur little angel. All the best.

Monei on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:05 am

@missAn,my friend’s man was also in something like that. where a car 2 cars away hit the one behind them which in turn hit them. the other two cars insurers were arguing that its neither of their fault. my friends man ended up fixing it himself, cause his insurance required a high excess, but had that not bn the case they cud have claimed from his insurer then the insurer in turn wud fight with the other two to get its money back on ur behalf.
looks like ur mom will have to find a neighbourhood panelbeater.

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:07 am

@ MySista uyaphapha yazi…

@LustaGP if she can’t have YOUR baby then she can’t have YOUR money #just saying… tltltl

LMAO @ Shooting blanks… @Maihlome…did you see that 3 leg yaka Cga,u can just see he don’t f*&% around…Iyahloma Iyahlasela…

Biskiti on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:07 am

WOW, Dineo looks beautiful in that insert. I love her craziness, she’s special. We love you MamDedi.

I’m so frekken babalaased from 2 glasses of wine and 3 apple-sour shooters. I need to retire from the drinking game.

I missed Headline izolo

Shoutout to Nkey, Kusi, Wildy, Manny, Pule, Kiki, Lela, Dejane, DrDee, MySiSta and the entire JC family at large>>> ke le dedicatela “Unbreak my gaat” ya Prenta Fassy, if ese gona den “Penis lover” ya Lioness Rishi.

JAHARA sisi, khumbul’ikhaya! Your stories are missed hle….I hope you are not the girl that was kidnapped by that Facebook killer, cause then you have to come and tell us what really happened there.

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:08 am

@Miss Ann contest 1st for women decision by contacting the Insurance Ombudman… they are impartial & fair!

freckles on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:08 am

Dineo should most def wear a bra! She breastfed for goodness sake! No to saggy titties! Amandla!

Tjo @ a lot of bloggers getting pregnant, giving birth etc, hope you’re not birthing bastards. #TeamNoKidsOutOfWedlock!

BTW, I really liked Boity, till I heard her speak. #disappointed

Ya, I’m so hungover! *pops a pill and goes back to bed*

Bootylicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:08 am

@Lorrelai I hate that Vertical c-section it looks wrong nje and it ruins ur stomach my aunt has it

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:10 am

@Monei…and to think my mum is such a careful driver,she has never been in an accident,yeah many years ago while learning to drive bumping poles,etc but not with other cars…I always LOL at the Scorpion ads but I tell you,one needs them…We will try the Wits Law clinic 1st and hear what they say and the Insurance Ombudsman..

shortT on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:10 am

@Bootylicious, all the best. I myself had a c-section but ive never encountered any complication with my C-section, no pains, nothing. I think i had the best surgeon or my metabolism is too fast and i was healed within a week, inside and outside.

But, is it only me who can see that most of the women who dont give birth at a public hospital give birth via c-section? And all the women who go to public clinics always do it naturally? I personally think, these doctors just wanna make money cos c-section is expensive, there is always a story, and the doctors dont have all day, they work ka di appointment, so to make the process quick, they will find an excuse to make you consider c-section. I am not saying this is the case at all times but i think private are just making money ka rona.

I personally wanted a natural birth, even when the doctor told me that i have to go to the theater cos my baby is not going down, I cried, i refused, they had to call my mom and she spoke to me on the phone and told me to be strong, pray and do as the doctor instruct.

And the girl who made their friend post someones naked pic, am lazy to go check who said that, what u and ur friend did is childish. I know us girls get mad but we direct our anger at the wrong person, what if that girl didnt knw that she is makhwapheni, the person in the wrong is ur boyfriend and u shud talk with him, not expose someone elses sister, daughter and a friend.

kamzababy on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:11 am

hai shem, i love Kemong Mopedi, always enjoyed her work *think True Love Babe* i think she should be given a chance to be True Love mag editor.

freckles on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:12 am

I think Dineo’s friend Bontle is pretty, I jusr don’t like the cheap dress she’s wearing! #teamQuality

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:12 am

METRO FM ‘We lonely lonely people…oh yes oh yes’ Vrydaga ngoana ka *Free State accent*

LMAO @ Biskiti… Cha,JC is the ish…cast doubt on a person’s reputation…

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:17 am

@ShortT good point,nami long long long time ago when I used to date scums that loved women,benginebhadi of being called ny their girlfriends and you not even aware that wena ungumakhwapheni and even worse my ex would be made to listen in on the conversation,while I am being grilled…Thank goodness FB and BB was not invented then…

LOL @ BBM amid the the technical issues being Ba kae Bo Mponeng…

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:19 am

@Biskiti love your dedication, very sweet, mara I have something serious I wanna discuss with you, @Manny asked me to speak to you,remember when Manny lost his job, and err’body was nice, sympathetic, But wena ngoba uyaphapha came & was on some…”I guess this means no more Oxford road purchases hey Manny’

HOW INSENSITIVE?????

How could you Biskiti? when uManny wabantu was @ his lowest wena you come & rub the fact that he can no longer afford to indulge on his erotic extra curricular activity???

How could you Biskiti???
how dare you???

Please go to Manny with hat in hand & ask for forgiveness BTW @Manny does no sample Oxford road delicacies … anymore

@Manny ndimngxolisile yeva wena xhego lan neh/
Usile uBiskiti!

Kiki on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:20 am

*dead*

Bootylicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:20 am

@Short T I was confused at first but after talking to my mom I decided on natural birth, now on my clast check up this week the dr told me the baby’s head has not gone down to the pelvis opening and it will be difficult for me to have a natural birth, he said he always sugests what’s best for the mom and da baby based on the situation and in this case c-section is da way to go, so I agreed since he is the dr and u are right about most people who give birth at private hospitals 4 of my friends gave birth ka c-section last year

Vesa on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:21 am

MissAN I was once involved in an accident multi car pile up like that. I was the middle car….the car behind me hit me soo hard I bumped the car in front of me. The car I hit claimed from my insurance, and my insurance claimed my repair costs plus that of the vehiclle in front of me from the person who caused the accident’s insurance. That’s how it normally works.

Every vehicle insured has 3rd party liability…..but problems arise when someone is not insured.

But the police statement should have details of how the accident happened and who was responsible.

Pule on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:24 am

@MissAN, can’t you just resist a temptation for once?
I thought of putting a warning for you next to my post but forgot.
I was being prophetic when i said Kiki is blessed.
She sure is.
Lusta has asked for a quiet friday, i will oblige him.

Plastic on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:24 am

@shortT I’m not saying she is my friend, she is JUST a FB Friend, i know her through mutual friends thats all.

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:26 am

@ Biskiti…make sure you wear a glove when shaking @manny’s hand,you don’t know where that hand has been…

@ Vesa…ngoba they asked if we insured and I said no,ngibhorwa ukuthi they made my mum drive all the way to Benoni for nothing… No,I will call Wits Law Clinic and if that fails Insurance Ombudsman,cos I mean it is understandable that their client was trying to avoid danger and its human insticts to do so..and this happend in August…

@ Kiki don’t die…khuluma…

manny on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:26 am

kiki u mithi?* in my moms angry voice*

HOLOLO BISKITI….two glasses of wine ?haai boss tlohela wine onwe biri ..iyo..
sad news is that wildI has been blocked ko jc from work shame …

Bongani on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:27 am

My Fiancee is going for a c-section on monday because my baby is just too big as they say abo doctor. maybe its because of this big head of mine. now my bay probably has it in double portions..

over and above that..im very excited, im about to become a father…yeay!!!!!!!!!!

lorrelai on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:29 am

Lmao Dinny, u’ll be strong mama. Funny clip, and I like that she doesn’t take herself too seriously. I love her. Mara JC fam, dog titties! Ni-cruel. Lol.

What caught my attention yesterday is an article about a 38yr old woman who died in her flat in UK, and no one noticed she was missing for almost 3yrs. Her body was found beyong decomposed, lying on her couch, her tv still on, mail piled up on her door step. Talk about being lonely and unloved

freckles on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:29 am

@Kiki, so much preaching here regarding condom use and AIDS mara you’re pregnant already, infact 9/10 women here who have kids aren’t married. Why don’t yol practice what u preach? Ngiyayisaba iSex!

Monei on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:30 am

kwaaaaaa!!! @Plastic now distancing herself from her friend.

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:30 am

@ Pule…ok I will let it go,he even said that he had a rough week and @ Kiki had to just put the final nail in the coffin…ok we will just \___ and drink our Dry lemon…

mara JC is a drama house,things are soooo volatile,even the JSE has nothing on us…You wake up and ((((BOOOO))) someone is pregnant…

@Plastic…since it is on facebook,do you mind telling us who your friend is,cos like @MySista oooOOps @Lolo said it is a tad difficult to assess this situation without the relavant information and fact,for all we know you could be a ZCC member and strappy tops and minis are equivalent to nakedness…

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:33 am

@ Monei what did I say about this ‘friend sydrome’ on JC…its never me,but my friend…

@Bongani *hands you Cuban cigars rolled on a virgin’s thighs*

shortT on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:34 am

All my friends who were seeing private Drs gave birth ka C-sections, all of them. But its the horizontal one, its not as bad as the vertical one.

Lustagp on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:39 am

tjo Pule…i am going home ealry, JC is in labour today!!

Happy Friday mense, drive safely, wear your condoms , dont drink to die Monday is just around the corner!!!

shortT on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:41 am

@Plastic, maybe i didnt undertsand ur story, i though you are the one who gave the FB friend a go ahead. Where did she get the right to post a picture that was in ur man’s phone? Now i am confused.

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:42 am

Like a UNION member *Bomapani ma Comrade on the Great Expectation topic* Bopha…

freckles on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:42 am

@Lorrelai, 3 years? Tv still on? Who was paying her electricity bill for that 36 months? This sounds like a true Jahara classic! What about the stench from the decomposing body? Guys, I think we have found Jahara!

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:44 am

@Monei. Plastic is the scorned girlfriend who has posted “nukud pitchers”:) And now she feels worse cause most of her male friends on FB are sking for the cell numbers of the chick labelled BITCH!

True or false Plastic????

If Plastics story was told by Jahara, it would go,

I have a friend who has a brain tumour and a boyfriend, the friend found naked pictures of another girl on her boyfriends phone, She then posted them on FaceBook, when the naked girl saw the pictures , she had a heart atack ( cause she was born with congenital heart disease)

Now the boyfriend has run away to South America to have reconstructive surgery so that he can come back to his home country and not be recognized…

Eish I miss Jahara, please sweetheart, come back home with your lying behind!

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:44 am

winks@..MissAN

bongi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:45 am

ha.ha.. Private clinics bayayithanda i C SECTION…they make money and charging you a fortune for a glass of tap water…mna shame i used ingquza yam for both my pregnacies and will still use it for the next two pregnancies..

@ lungsta uzoqinisa ifokotho no worries..lol…

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:48 am

**notices the denial of a friendship-in process-……stands up and pours water on Plastic Pilate’s hands***

kimmo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:48 am

LOL@jc being in labour!
is kiki confirming the pregnancy?? and while on it, who is the father??
“MISSAN can i have a sip of your dry lemon while waiting?”

Plastic on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:49 am

MissAnn and Mysista all i can say is the girl on the pic is gorgeous, and no, I’m not distancing myself, infact i was disgusted at how this “friend” could stoop that low and humiliate another woman like that, funny thing is she got humiliated as people are now giving it to her. lol

Mathaz on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:52 am

I had two Caesars and did not tie my tummy but my babies would lie on my tummy and that helped. I am a firm believer of breastfeeding and that helped a lot with the loss of weight. @Bootylicious, u must watch what u eat and drink lots and lots of water.

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:53 am

Note how the “friend ” is now in quotation marks nc nc nc SMH!

GA on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 10:55 am

Good Llawwwd Mysista/lolo….LMLO #deathby ‘brain tumour’, ‘Congenital heart disease’ and ‘reconstructive surgery’….

@Jahara….please comeback wa motseba mysista ke ntwa dumela. And on a very serious note, that story about the gadget ur uncle used to recover gave me some insights that I suggested for my auntie’s baby…she is autistic…anyway. Just so u know, it wasn’t all invain. Been meaning to google some more bout them actually #note to self.

@MissAn, askiesi to ur mommy hey. Don’t loose heart, exausst all avenues available, all the best hey. Fresh from the trauma of a stolen car with no insurance (guy was gambling shem he learned a painfull lesson), I slightly understand the frastration. All the very best.

folksister on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:00 am

@ meme, really sorry to hear about your sis.I think as people we just become so careless with our bodies letting anything to penetrate us.Though there is no such thing as safe sex because some sti can be transmitted with a condom on.So people who preach condoms and use HIV tests as the base of everything are still in the dark.We need to do sti testes as well.There only solution is respecting your body enough to wait for the one special person.Just my thoughts.

Biskiti on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:01 am

I miss Lelo, she hardly comments! Hi Boss Lady!!…lol.

Congrats Kiki on the pregnancy!! I’ll give Cga a cigar for his efforts.

Bongani, congrats to you too bra, Bootylicous le wena maan, le sebeditse. I guess while some of us were crying over our brokeness in January some people sexercised to de-stress. I envy y’all, i want to be a father, but i feel things are not 100% perfect yet.

LOLO/Mysista, don’t fight us with Manny please(Oska re lwesa le Manny tuu). He knows i was sympathetic, and just thought out lought about the far-reaching effects of Manny’s unemployment. Sorry Manny, if you still feel like i was being insensitive. BTW, you killed me wena LOLO how you were on MissAN’s case, but out of loyalty to MmeAN, i silentblogged that article.

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:03 am

i noticed that Kiki died earlier…did anyone call Avbob? hehehehehhehehehh!!

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:05 am

@GA uhlekan wena uaz’ moss ukuthi uJahara surrounded herself only with people with life threatning conditions!

What is that disease, it is not hypocondria man(this is where you see think you are always sick), this is the one when mothers purposely make their kids ill cause they get a kick outa the drama& attention.Its Muchusen nton-nton by proxy…I’m just diagnosing jahara the way @Chase diagnosed my mental illness, thank you again Chase!

Pule on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:05 am

@Lusta, i feel you umfowethu.
i am following right behind you.
Lela is not here,so there is not much to excite me online.
Happy weekend bloggers!!

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:08 am

1.Sunday world said: Rosette is 6 months preggars
Drum says she’s due next month…???

2. SS:Andile went to pay damages and was thrown outta of Rosettes home
Drum: Andile says he was never engaged , he gave the ring to Rosetta as a present, SHE decided to wear the ring on the
holy finger

Haaaaaai……..

sweetness on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:10 am

@Plastic I think i know who you are talking about… he is my friend too… she says she founf the pic of this lady in her mans phone… if its the girl with a bob fringe, black boy horts, and hands covering her airy, then we are talking about the same person

I used the respect this girl, and what she does for a living, i used to support her, kodwa manje, that was a low blow…

why o we ladies pull each other own, whilst our men are the people we should be dealing with… if she is not your friend, you have no relationship with her, so she feels nothing for you to not fall into your mans arms… deal with your mean, and she will deal with her man, if she has…

fabulicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:11 am

Kwaaaaa @ plastic ya ne ku tough!
Intersexions was supposed to make us fear ‘meat to meat’ occurances…Looks like it did the OPPOSITE!
Tummies popping up everywhere this year..

Lela on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:14 am

Thanks Pule I’m feeling better today. I got something that I should fetch post at the post office caus it’s too big to be delievered I’m so hoping it’s what I think it is.

LOL @ uKiki omithiyo.

Finally my BBM will get sorted soon. Sorry to all the people that have been on standby, bo-Ngema, DK, Lolo, Kiki etc. I’ll reinvite julle terug by next week.

Since abo-old timers are leaving nami I’m following suit. *following @MbuPule & @LustaGP*

Cheers e/body. Safe weekend to you all.

dejane on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:18 am

Right back at ya Biskiti

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:20 am

#hugs Lela#

Kiki on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:20 am

#DeathBy this >>>>>> “Intersexions was supposed to make us fear ‘meat to meat’ occurances…Looks like it did the OPPOSITE!
Tummies popping up everywhere this year..”

Ku tough shem.

@Manny,yes I have a 6year old daughter. You are most probably the only one that doesn’t know. I am always advertizing her. Lol

RavazaRebel on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:21 am

Hi All

1st time to comment…

what caught my attention is getting a phone call this morning and i was told that my lil sista who is still in high school is preggars and she wants to do abortion. I’m soo confused…

F*CK young kids mara!!!!

Nxaa sies maan pisashit

Kiki on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:26 am

What is @Poshboy saying now? Do i have you on BBM?? TJO……..Who are you?? Now I am worried. Hehehehhe

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:27 am

@ Plastic is @Sweetness talking about the same person who you say is NAKED but is supposedly wearing ‘black bum shorts and covering her dairy’ if it is the same person,*someone say Solly Moholo*

@ Lela luhlakana nabo @Pule…Sphe is single and ready to mingle…

@ Biskiti…ncoooo thanks,but argh these things are never personal and as @sage GA said @Mysister is ‘ntwa dumela’ I still like her none the less LOLO or not…

@GA…I will mos def,Die trying. Bahlanya…

Guys am I the only one,who can’t stand bo di corn flakes,ALL brans,oats,English breakfast,etc and would rather have sour mabele porridge…Gosh I even learnt how to make it sour… I am not in the @Kiki wagon before you jump your guns.

RavazaRebel on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:41 am

oh well now for my second time comment seeing the 1st one vanished….

btw its my 1st time to comment, been a ghost

what shocked me this morning is receiving a phone call saing my lil sista who is still in high school is preggars, my gosh!! now the cherry on top is that she want to do abortion. I cant deal, im soo confused.

I need ta puff on some HG ish really, I honestly cant deal

Nxa sies maan pisashit…

RavazaRebel on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:43 am

mnxim where my comment at na????

Bongani on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:44 am

i want to be on the kiki wagon too..does it stop in fourways?

Lela on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:45 am

LOL @MissAn I will fast and pray for Sphe ndiyatshata pha!

#hugs you back lolo

dejane on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:46 am

I’m watching a 1000 ways to die and can’t help think some of the incidents are exaggerated and far fetched.

So there’s a couple, and they’re in the bushes tent and all! The guy has an early ejaculation while doing the deed. The girlfriend gets upset and orders him to leave her alone, saying she continue where he left off! So while she’s masturbating in the tent, there comes a strong wind that blows the tent away. The tent eventually lands on someone’s roof (a nearby house) and the girlfriend dies..

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:48 am

@@@MissAN

Recipe for Ting(sour mabele)

ITEMS NEEDED:

Skaftini with a lid
2cups of warm water
a cup of mabele
spoon

method:
pour a cup of mabele inside the skaftini
add a warm cup of water and stir, mixing the ingredients together
make sure the water is more than the mabele….menaing: let the mabele sink to the bottom of the Skaftini
leave overnight/or until it turns sour.

and voila!!!

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:50 am

@dejane….so what killed the woman if the tent fell on top of a nearby house?

freckles on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:50 am

@ the rate bloggers are re-producing, wonder how many actually use condoms. so spare us regarding your preaching about condom use when you yourself don’t use one. So many bastards being born, wonder if census will keep up.

dejane on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:55 am

@Miss Tshidi The tent landed on the roof of the house. Girl bumped her head, sustained injuries n died!

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:56 am

Dear Freckles…..ag shame sweetie, you sound angry, unappreciated and unloved, what happened? Didn’t you have enough sugar on your cereal this morning?

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 11:57 am

@Dejane….tjooo..i wonder if she died coming!! hehehehehehe

QueenX on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:02 pm

what does Melody M do for a living??

RavazaRebel on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:05 pm

i must just keep on trying…

so i get a phone call this morning and im told that my high school lil sista is pregnant… and the cherry on top is that she wants to do abortion, like WTF!!!!

im so confused & hurt all i want is a puff on some HG ish

Nxaa sies maaan, pisashit

its 1st time to comment.. well if u dont count the two previous ones which disappeared..

Hi Bloggers

khule_m on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:06 pm

@MissAN……..your mother can claim from both car A & B, she’s what we call a 1% and 1st for woman knows that your mom doesnt know this. U cant avoid an accident and cause another…

Raquel on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:08 pm

*Tip toes out of sillentville* @freckles,if people are ready to have kids and can provide for them what is your problem? Besides it’s them having unprotected sex and not you so let them be. Most importantly this part of your comment….. “so spare us regarding your preaching about condom use when you yourself” make you sound like those people who make other people their role models instead of following what their parents taught them. What other people do is their business so just do YOU and you will be a very happy person.

Hello @MissAN. I see your craziness is getting worse. Lol

Good luck Bootylicious. Prayers are with you ausi.

*off to silentville* I am preparing for a trip guys.

freckles on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:12 pm

Hawu madoda, manje?

I was just saying “Practice what you preach”
@raquel and @tshidi,
Voetsek, go make babies infact, bastards, ningidedeleni. You obviously don’t read your bibles abo Miss know it all, kanti bo!

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:12 pm

@Queen….the only Melody i know is a model..aint sure if she calls herself Mleody M though!

Pule on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:18 pm

LOL @MissAn I will fast and pray for Sphe ndiyatshata pha!

I am heartbroken!!!
MissAN, i hold you responsible for misleading my love.
it is not like i have shrinking balls!!
Sphe is a DJ for crying out loud.

Bootylicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:18 pm

@Miss-Tshidi Freckles is Alexis and she hates kids with a passion so don’t mind her, as long as u are happy with ur pregnancy and u can provide for ur baby don’t stress babes, at least we don’t open our legs for rich oupas with shrinking balls(eyesides lusta) we gud, at Raquel thanks babe can’t wait to hold my bundle of joy in my arms he is all I think off

Bootylicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:20 pm

Deemag on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:21 pm

Guys, I have been silent blogging for a while now and I need advice for my “friend” this girl is recently married; now hubby has a side dish whom she (wifey) recently knew about; now my friend and hubby don’t have children yet and she has just discovered uhubby has sponsored this side dish’s mother with capital to purchase a certain franchise that I cannot mention here; my friend came to me crying wanting to find out what she needs to do because this seems like its way above her; her hubby is from my opinion is a nice guy and does not talk much; so she says when she tries to confront him; he simply tells her to calmn down as her cannot reason with someone that is throwing tantrums; all this happened during the course of this week; my friend has temporarily moved to my place and hubby has told her that she is being childish : I feel sorry for my friend its so depressing because now when she tries to address the side dish issue she is told that the other girl has nothing to do with their marriage and he is a good husband yena who always at home and takes care of her

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:22 pm

Wow@freckles..I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public, so have a ball !!my love….i’ll entertain you until i start to make sense of a point that you are clearly struggling to make.

Raquel on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:24 pm

The bitter,lonely,angry,mean Freckelessness strikes again. Some people live in a very lonely world. They are always fighting amadimoni akubo. Can you attend to that calling already? Tjeeeeer. Sucks to be you.

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:26 pm

@Booty …thanks gal, dont worry though…i dont have a problem with freckles, shim is entertaining….kinda reminds me of myself when I was young and stupid

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:31 pm

one!!!! My day is made!! Thank you RAQUEL!

One more time::: “Can you attend to that calling already? Tjeeeeer. Sucks to be you.”
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahaahahahhahahahaa!!

KevCare on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:39 pm

LMAO….lona la hlanya entlek!!
This blog NEVER seizes to amaze!!! Topics jus MOVE from DogTits>>CSections>>NakedPics>>Ndichamise>>CondomlessSex>>

fabulicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:40 pm

@ Deemag ur “friend’s” husband sounds to me like a piece of work (a piece of SHIT) is actually what I wanna say.
So in all this SHE’s the one who’s childish? What does that make him?

I have NO respect for men who don’t respect their marital vows,they make me wanna puke.I get too emotional nje.

Okay (PAUSE)….so what advice is ur friend seeking for kahle kahle? I myt have missed it

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:42 pm

@Freckles…wena nana you kill me, you make me laugh, I remember you asking on the Ntsiki post if Miss Mazwai is clean… nc nc nc well she is very clean I tell you,

lephunga bewulizwa liphuma kuwena , you must try this recipe,water & soap and I believe a product called gynoguard also works, but you really need to use water first my love… the seafood aroma you have is really not attractive, It might even change black forest lover like myself completeley against cake…

And no one wants that, so thatha indishi uthele amanzi uswabise uSathane, maybe nawe ngelinye ilanga you will be able to annonce that you are expecting a bundle of joy & the JC family will be thrilled on your behalf!

But for now my love geza,ungasabi…maybe you’ll also get a guy to re-produce with you neh love… there’s a good girl , now run along!

Raquel on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:45 pm

Lol @Tshidi,kante don’t you know gore di demons and this technolgy don’t mix? (blogging,social networks). The minute their fingers start to type the demons start pulling from corner to corner,coast to coast and the victim loses control and EXPLODES and nothing can fix it except attending to that calling. Those demon voices are powerful.

Happy weekend guys. I’m out.

ThatRandomGirl on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:45 pm

Lmao! Mara JC peeps sisileyezwa…But that pic vele.Wakakaka!

@Kimmy: Guys what does FML stand for?

FUCK MY LIFE

Kiki on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:49 pm

Ku tough.

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ KevCare. Ku shushu apha shem.

Deemag on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 12:59 pm

@Fabu:- its how should I advise her; I honestly have never seen this guy disrespect her in public and seeing as she has always known that this girl is there but what’s rocked her is this whole franchisee business of which everyone is going on about and the husband’s arrogance and refusal to acknowledge that he is hurting her!

@Kevcare lmaoooo; its called anything goes

Cutie on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:01 pm

@ Bongani – I’m happy for you. I just hope the baby is yours though..lol. I read yesterday kwi True Love Mag about this woman who has 3 kids with her hubby’s brother. The hubby does not suspect a thing…I don’t mean to burst your bubble though.

@Deemang – Your friend will not stay at your place forever. Eventually she will have to face the problem and the sooner the better. I don’t know what I can say though, but packing her bags while she will move back is a waste of time. How do they handle their finances kanti? How can she not know about that Capital amount (I assume its huge) being drawn from their account? Maybe mina I’m too investigative(sp) shame, I check everything nje.

Missbee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:03 pm

@Kimmy. Its point 5 (the beat) feat Pakes (vocals) Pakes is that guy that sanv ‘Ngizalelwa apha ebhayi mchanam..dont knw if u knw iy bt yw. thry from Pe.

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:06 pm

@KevCare ndincamise, means kiss me in IsiXhosa… mhmmm I see you were taking your imagination for an erotic walk!

Deemag on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:06 pm

About how they handle their finances I’m honestly not sure ; from my understanding when they got married he told her to keep her salary for herself to do whatever she wants so I assume he takes care of everythingand she never asks questions hence not knowing what he does with the rest of his money

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:07 pm

@ Raquel…LOL,I aint crazy…hope you well…

@ Tshidi…I know how to make the sour mix BUT I hate ting with a passion,hate that stuff I tell…

@ Deemag…Finally someone is honest!! Tltltlt… I hate those type of men,my ‘friend”s bf is also like that,just ignores you and when he finally says something analyses the whole thing and my ‘friend’ ends up looking like a crazed woman. But that is something hectic *DIVORCE*…

@Pule *put a ring on it*

@KHULE_M Haai ndoda please tell me phela and what exactly do we need to do,you can send me an email missnoma8504@yahoo.com

RexonaABC on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:08 pm

@Plastic, i think your friend is childish, how many pics will she display? she should fix it with her man not the other lady.

Lela on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:11 pm

Good advice MissAN, kunini ndisithi uPule makanditshate!

ThatRandomGirl on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:12 pm

All this pregnancy talk has got me feeling pregnant eish…

CrazyE on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:14 pm

Dineo ke segafi waitse.. i love her too bits…

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:17 pm

@ ThatRandomGirl Bopha comrade nge baby talk,bopha!!!!*Blade Nzimande’s voice*

@Lela…that kind of love neh…plays you guys John Legend’s Another Again on full blast!!!!

Wena @ Lolo angazi ukuba indaba yeseafood uyibhekise ku Ntsiki noma u @Freckles…

Kiki on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:17 pm

@ThatRandomGirl,please please use a condom. Don’t even think about it. Just CONDOMIZE wena. Lol

Kiki on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:19 pm

Wena MissAN,can you just drop that B word already?? Hai maaaaaan. Mxim.

DrDee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:19 pm

Hie everyone.Why are you all going home already?@MissAnn got you babe.Working on it.@lolo please warn me next time you change ur name.I missed you but could feel ur aura.To all our mommies to be gudluck and holla if you need a Godmother.Happy its Friday,going to have fun with my fellow JC blogger who is also here in Ghana.Wants to remain anonymous,but might just out shim after a cider or two.

lorrelai on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:21 pm

@ Freckles, the difference about Jahara and me is that, this is a story that I READ online, while Jahara narrates stories that have happened in her own life. So keep looking for your Jahara. Ke lonto niyazixakekisa.

You’re free to read for yourself: http://m.guardian.co.uk/film/2011/oct/09/joyce-vincent-death-mystery-documentary?cat=film&type=article or better yet, ask Carol all the questions u asked me, maybe she knows since she’s filming a documentary about the whole thing.

Fab Tee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:21 pm

kwaaaaaaaaa..i love uLolo/Mysista shem!..girl is crazy!

BGT on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:21 pm

@Deemag your friend’s husband doesn’t actually sound a ‘nice guy’ at all. He has some nerve telling her to calm down and that she’s being childish. Is she meant to be OKAY with him having an affair? Hawu! Kanti, what is wrong with lendoda? I would drop him like a bad habit but ke, in all fairness that’s easier said than done ne. Still, having a break and staying with you will give her the space to think things through. As a friend the best thing you can do is support her. What she does is ultimately up to her and nobody else (except maybe the tosser she is married to).

Also, the fact that he doesn’t disrespect her in public or around family and friends doesn’t mean kak. His affair and attitude towards it and her is the worst kind of disrespect.

Mina, I would fokoff. Especially if there are no kids to consider. I just have no interest in being in a relationship/marriage solely to pander to the selfish needs of a wanker man who is inconsiderate of my feelings and needs. What kind of relationship is that? But like I said earlier it’s easy for me to sit here and say that as though leaving a new marriage is easy.

QueenX on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:21 pm

@Miss_Tshidi…She’s Lerato Kganyago’s friend?

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:22 pm

Guys I am thinking is @freckles is the same as good old @Alexis,the Dr bloody makes sure he gives her shots of Depo-Provera injection and its one of those things when you want something so bad you end up hating people that have *hides in Mom Daddy titties*

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:23 pm

one word ABET

ThatRandomGirl on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:23 pm

@MissAnn hayi won’t mention the P-word futhi.

@Kiki you sound like my mom. I hate sex talks mara ja I hear you. I still have about 7 years to party before making amabambino.

ThatRandomGirl on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:26 pm

Tjo! *dead* @MissANN ka *hides in Mom Daddy titties*…

DrDee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:26 pm

@kiki is it true?

@MissAnn got you.
@lolo hie mysista.
@lela I think uManny can’t get over ur beautiful face.You are no ex.
@lusta let me check out ur balls then I can tell you if they are shrunken or not.Hiding from kiks.

KevCare on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:28 pm

@lolo….whuuuu Thanx for the correction skat Its Friday and i guess my sodium chloride levels have reached my brain!! *hides from Freckles’ lashing*

iPad on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:31 pm

Tell me JC bloggers is Fezile Makhanya dating? if so, who?

Fab Tee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:32 pm

and oh bootyliscious i also had a csection, was advised to take balsem kopiva, it helps you heal quickly on the inside, works wonders or so they say, (i took it but im not sure if yiyo or i was gonna heal quickly anyway)..and Kiki’s right, wait a bit before ubopha isisu!..enjoy every minute with your baby, wish my baby could be a baby again, he just turned one!*goes back to her corner*

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:33 pm

@DrDee…so is it the material you had in mind? Thanks..Don’t hide from @Kiki akacondomizi…

@Kiki on the real,if this aint no Beyonce stunt,wishing you a healthy pregnancy and all the bloggers who are pregnant and those that have made others pregnant!!!

@TheRandomGirl…You better,there is something in JC water.

@Mysister/Lolo…yeah,you being sarcastic vele…

Kiki on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:35 pm

@iPad,uFezile is engaged to a Former Miss Earth. I cant remember her name though. I’m sure if you google you will find something.

@DrDee,what is?

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:35 pm

@Fab Tee.. please don’t come here with that I love you nonsense prove it… give me black forest cake, NOW!

@Dr Dee hello my love, where in the hell have you been, was about to send out a search party, thought those Ghananians got hungry & boiled you behind…( joke I’m not xenophobic, before ya’ll start with we are all African speecch… I agree we are all African , but some are more African than others!

DrDee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:37 pm

@MissAnn yes its the one.Am not sure if I will get that exact print but will get you something very close.How many meters do you want?

iPad on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:41 pm

@Kiki oh okay thanks. Ive got a celebrity crush *hides*

DrDee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:41 pm

@kiki I asked is it true that there is going to be a Junior C-ga,or a kikirette soon.@lolo was silent blogging for a while was scared of this @lolo gal who was putting everyone in their lane.@MissAnn how many meters do you want?

Kiki on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:44 pm

*off to silentville*

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:45 pm

@DrDee whooo I am even shy to say how much,can I please pay for the material toe??? 10m of a different shade and 10 m of a different shade…

Why niloku nithi umtwana ka Kiki ubabakhe uCga? Phela there is Dj Cleo,there is Cga and there is Tupac cos apparently he aint really dead and nje @Lustagp has depleted family jewels,so he is out of the race… hands @kimmo a Cool-Aid and a \__

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:46 pm

ahahahahahahahah!lol…who needs ABET?????

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:46 pm

@KevCare no worries love, I’m assuming you are male, I’m trying to think, how can I help you conquer your cerebos, thingy…

there is a girl here @Freckles, but I’m afraid she has not had a bath in a long while, so I’m gonna encourage her to have an intimate, lasting relationship with water & soap once she is all scrubbed up, after a week or two then I’ll try to hook ya’ll up so you can talk…How about that, that sounds reasonable hey,

& KevCare,I know that you are problably not keen on Freckles, no one is shem (poor girl) but play along, we just wanna encourage her to bath & we are using you as an incentive!

DrDee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:47 pm

Hai no @kiki come back and answer me ooh.Should I start buying African print material for loose fitting dresses?

ThatRandomGirl on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:48 pm

Okay guys, I heard this a few months ago neh and wasn’t sure but I’ve been reading about it more and more lately. Phela *whispers in people’s ears*. The Smiths might be getting a divorce…Jada is allegedly cheating no-Mark Anthony (J-Lo’s ex-hubby)…I say my girl could’ve done better phela Anthony ngathi yi-biltong nje.

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:48 pm

@Lolo usile shem…tltltlt…

DrDee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:50 pm

Ok MissAnn.We shall sort it out no worries.Colour preference?

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:52 pm

HEHEHEHEEHE…missAn> i misread your earlier comment abt sour pap ….my bad.

DrDee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:53 pm

My posts keep disappearing.What colours do you prefer @MissAnn.

manny on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:53 pm

hehehehehe kumnandi la ekhaya….
wena missan you are letting Drdee play with your mind ?hes gonna buy the materal for you ko mai-nai faraday……coz he aint in africa ..oko soweto..lol kidding ,,,@DRDEE hows life in Africa boet ?
@lolo while u helping kevcare help me out …..Im the date is the 14 so no money for oxford

sxylin on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:54 pm

Hi guys ; been a draining couple of days for me! @Deemag u know ur friends’ husband fits my hubby’s description! Only nje I’m 6months pregnant and just realised I’ve just made the biggest mistake of my life.I keep praying about and hope that when I wake up it will just be a dream but alas reality stares me in the face

lynx on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:54 pm

JC Fam if you live in Cape Town can you tell me of laid back restaurants that are not popular (dont wana bump into any1)I can go to, I’ve been tasked to book, ve been on the internet, thing is i dont like what I see its either too white or too white, TIP (A place with live music maybe,good food, good wine,not romantic but social) no moulli point, camps bay, green point, city bowl…I think I might like him so I wana pick a place where we’l both be comfortable(m not looking to get laid yet)Stellenbosch, Newlands,Claremont will do.. anybody

Esteer Loda on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:55 pm

“Anthony ngathi yi-biltong nje.” AaaHaaa a biltong doen’t look good but it does taste good.

DrDee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:56 pm

Lol at you @ manny.I am very much a gal thunders and all.Africa is interesting bhuti.

lolo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 1:56 pm

@MissAnn kanti niks shem I’m shy actally

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:03 pm

Eish @ DrDee…will 20m and 20m be pushing it? I am looking at one with red as a dominant colour and one with yello as dominant colour,will be sharing it with a friend..

@Tshidi…Its ok,who needs ABET now…tltltl

KevCare on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:05 pm

BWWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Bootylicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:05 pm

@Dr Dee are u married? Did u not say in one of the blogs a few months ago that u are seeing a married man who used to help u financially and paid for ur fees and u are now a DR ans still seeing the same man? Was it u or not? I keep on confusing bloggers not sure if it was u

DrDee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:06 pm

@sxyln askies luv.Its not good to stress in ur condition.We want the bambino to be healthy.Will keep you in my prayers.@manny am actually sad that you thought I am a guy.I might have missed out on an opportunity.Scared of lela though.

Bootylicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:10 pm

@DR Dee my apologies babe when I read Sxylin’s comment I thought it was u who wrote it , my bad *embarassed*

sweetness on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:11 pm

OFF TOPIC – RANDOM: Eish, mina i just observed something looking at my high school friends, especially those who were shy, not so popular nor good looking, did not date had their first babies just after high school…

Makes me wonder…

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:12 pm

Guys abafazi baphethe ubunzima!!!

Hawu @sxylin I thought you happy with your billionaire and overseas educated husband… Ai,guys imani kancane ngama sad stories we also wanna walk down the isle!!!

LOL @ manny,ne there kente cloth I have seen in Jozi is not the real one,I am hoping she will be bring that one e-original like it is woven and shiny,one that is you see ku ma G8 summits worn by Africa rich and famous…

RexonaABC on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:13 pm

@DrDee, hi there love.

Bathong, i saw a pic of Khune and one girl on bed *with clothes on* last nite @facebook, it was tagged, and it was named … and Khune. Don’t know if it was photoshopped, i was like oh my G, and the lady was responding to ama comments.

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:14 pm

Boldly raises up one hand…@Miss AN hehehehehehehehehe

Fab Tee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:15 pm

@lolo undenza shy!..lol

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:16 pm

@sxylin please take @DrDee’s advice,don’t stress hle and I read ku Time magazine that babies whose mothers were stressed during pregnancy are predisposed to many physical,neurological and emotional problems,take it easy hle..

Pana on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:20 pm

Ndidane ingathi uphoxa mna Mysista.
Ouch.
lol@kikirette

RexonaABC on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:25 pm

@Deemag “About how they handle their finances I’m honestly not sure ; from my understanding when they got married he told her to keep her salary for herself to do whatever she wants so I assume he takes care of everythingand she never asks questions hence not knowing what he does with the rest of his money”
where can i RICA a partner like that of course except the naked pics. that practice of ‘keep your salary ‘is mostly practised by Muslim men but sadly if they divorce you, you must forget your children too.

ThatRandomGirl on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:26 pm

@Miss_Tshidi…Shame Minnie. Mara ball players are players so we weren’t expecting Minnie to have it easy…Mara eish some girls are hyenas coz they know he’s taken nxe…Can we get a link to the pic?

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:27 pm

@RexonaABC so nje @Deemag friend can pay her tithes unlike some bloggers husband *sideyes @Mathaz*

Miss_Tshidi on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:27 pm

batho ba batle…….enjoy ya’ll’s wkd…..bye!

Dineo Ranaka> O bosso! mcwaaaaaah

DrDee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:30 pm

@bootylicious no worries gal.@Rexona am fine hope you are well.How is urside weather wise.@MissAnn will have to do it in batches otherwise will have to declare it at customs.And I hear import duty is not small but will work out something for you.I have seen yellow and its nice.Will start sourcing for red.

sxylin on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:32 pm

Lol @ MissAn now I’m embarrassed u have such an elephant memory and u just put a smile on my face but you putting it like that sounds so wrong;

Anyway askies ladies the realities of marriage not all of us have it all! Well I thought I did; busy trying to do my phd and telling myself that kids will come later;now guys I’m 27 and I told myself that I must continue studying; I just found out that hubby has a girlfried who is also 5months preg! I am due in Jan and she in Feb! I can’t even begin to describe the way I’m feeling; the humiliation!

manny on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:33 pm

tjotjo askies wena dokotela ….I seriously thought uyi Guy
@missan I see le cloth othetha ngayo yazi……should have gave me the money my moms was in ithiopia she would have organise coz she got some also ..she want to thungisa ama 2 piece with the tuku ..u know how old mama do

MissAN on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:37 pm

*collects matches and a tyre and hunts for the husband*

Bathong @ sxylin!! Tjeeeerrrrr!!! Mara why,mara why…being such a small world,who knows maybe it might be just one of the bloggers…its times like this you appreciate @freckles blunt honesty!! I am soooo sorry hey and I don’t what I would do if it were me…I really hope u just stay positive *ok not the right word in such circumstances* upbeat and take it in your stride until the baby is born…

Mara I have heard that there most dangerous times for a guy to have an affair is when they have just made someone pregnant cos it always happens they make other people pregnant around about the same time,does anyone know why this happens?My aunts says igazi liyashisa #kasi science…

DrDee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:39 pm

@MissAnn ur memory is fantastic.I think you are one of those straight As kids who do not need to sit up all nite studying for an exam.@sxyln that’s life for you nana.Will call on my very wise friend @lolo/mysista to give you good advice as this is now out of my depth.But will keep you in my prayers.

ThatRandomGirl on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:49 pm

*laughing out loud* @ MissAnn & Kasi Science.lol…

Eish! You guys need to take into consideration ukuthi some of us are still single and hoping to get married one day. Mara after reading all these sad stories I think I might staying single for the rest of my life.

Sorry @sxylin…Women have always been told ukuthi no matter what we should hang on mara that is so 1800s. Clearly you are a smart woman who’s capable of smart decisions. All the best! And if you decide to stay make sure he’s worth it. Weigh the pros and cons and don’t let money be pro because it doesn’t buy happiness.

ThatRandomGirl on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 2:51 pm

stay*

kimmo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:00 pm

agggggg @sxylin, askies nana!
bathong wasnt somebody telling you before you fell pregnant that you must make a baby for hubby, now it happened and this??
men drain sometimes hai “gives up”

amyoli on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:02 pm

hahahahahahahahaha @Kasi science…

Dddivo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:03 pm

@sexlyn says” I just found out that hubby has a girlfried who is also 5months preg! I am due in Jan and she in Feb! I can’t even begin to describe the way I’m feeling; the humiliation!”
My jaw dropped wen I read this!m soooooo so sorry babes..stay strong in prayer love!let God take over!

Nw honestly,I’m scared of marriage!tjo

DrDee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:04 pm

So true @kimmo.People start putting pressure on you to get married and to have babies,yet they don’t tell you the challenges that come with marriage.

RexonaABC on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:05 pm

@sxylin, my dear cyber sista, please be strong, eish i can’t imagine, che banna!!!!
@MissAn, ha ha the tihe thingi took heathens out of closet.
@DrDee, well it has not started snowing yet, but it’s cold, our Joburg winter, and it’s nothing cos here, really winter is 15-30 below zero.
@TheRandomgirl, the owner of the pic is not my FB friend, so i saw it when my couzi commented on it, those people with open profiles, also don’t know if it was an old pic or recent one.

sxylin on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:06 pm

Thanks guys! @thatrandomgirl;umendo uyabekezelwa I dnt know how many times my mum has told me this just today as I type I am staying in her house so I just decided to log on to JC and when I stumbled upon @DeeMag story it just felt like she was talking about me!

I remember before I fell pregnant I once mentioned on JC that I need to quickly give my husband children before another woman comes nocking on my door carrying my husband’s first born child! Sounds eerie but like I always hear people saying at the back of a woman’s mind she knows when her husband starts cheating ; we are just always in denial; I can’t enjoy my pregnancy because I keep wondering if he does the same things to the other woman that he does to me; when I asked him yesterday to stop seeing her he agreed but keeps insisting that he wants to do right by sending his uncles to go and pay damages for this girl; I can’t stop crying ; and my mum and cousins keep telling me to be strong because I’m giving this other girl power over me

freckles on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:06 pm

Whoever wanted to know abt melody motha, she has a fashion blog, married to tshepo, very wealthy dude. And yes, she can have condomless sex cause all her kids will have one father and not 7 fathers. Imagine a woman like melody an average person, and a baby mama, with 7 baby daddy’s? Hell no, she’s a woman of note, class and poise. Something some bloggers can only dream of. Have a great weekend ppl. Don’t forget to strap it. Still want to hear a blogger come out and say their HIV positive, seeing condomless sex is the other of the day

Lela on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:08 pm

Oh Pule just got my post,oh my goodness everythin i asked for n more, even the book Pule,yhazi u r such an angel! Yhuuuuu FLAVOUR nogal!!!!!!!!

kimmo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:10 pm

i really give up on freckles!!!!!

Polly on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:11 pm

Askies Sxylin, stay strong for the little one.

DrDee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:15 pm

Lol @freckles.@Rexona you are in for serious cold times hey.But do take care.Have a great weekend.

Jellytot on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:16 pm

tjo people have problems out there.
thankful that for now my only issue is trying to get some sleep and relaxing ka weekend

freckles on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:18 pm

*order of the day #redpen.

I find it rather disturbing that the likes of “miss author, ISBN” likes butting in chats that have nothing to do with her. Mysista/lolo, whomever you are, shut up before I ruin you! And trust me, you’ll have hell to pay! Uyaphapha, and ukphapha kwako might cost you more than u can imagine. Mark my words

RexonaABC on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:19 pm

@sxylin, eish dear i remember, you were telling about sweet memories and how he helped you to stay focused at uni. i think right now you should focus on you and the baby. even if he stops seeing her, you the reality of the matter is that other baby will always be part of your lives, for now pray and pray for strength.

fabulicious on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:24 pm

Yho but people have problems here! And here I am stressing over what to have for supper!

LadyM on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:27 pm

@sxylin- i dont know what to say. its true that you have to work ko lenyalong mara what ur man did is wrong. I strongly believe that the vows should be enough to have one stay faithful. I mean you made a covenant infront of family, friends and God. Marriage is sacred, and i get so disappointed when people dont honour it.
But whats done is done, you should concentrate on the pregnancy. Its easy to say dont stress, but please, dont stress. its not good for the baby.

Im single, and trusting God to get married one day. I dont get derailed by stories i hear of infidelity. Im not saying they dont happen, but i just choose to believe in the positive.

Monei on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:29 pm

awo bathong sxylin. u’r makign me sad. Askies mama ka unborn sxylin jnr. be strong for you and your baby dear. will kp u in my thorts and prayers.

LadyM on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:29 pm

@DeeMag- your friend’s man is selfish. i agree with that blogger who said hes the one who’s childish. He cant give his girlfriend’s mother capital! so yena if mamage o nyaka capital, will he give her? (mamage the wife) phela ke mamazala. He’s not fair shem.
I am praying for everyone who has marriage problems, this cant be right

LadyM on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:30 pm

on a lighter note, KWAAAAAAAAAA @Lusta saying JC is in labour! waahhahahahahahahhahaha

TheSushiQueen on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:33 pm

@DeeMag… In a situation like this, your “friend” needs to make a decision about whether she wants this side plate to win or her marriage to win.. The fact is that she knew about this side plate before she married her husband means that she was thus was implicitly accepting this behaviour and this woman into her marriage. She made that decision, now she must deal with it. Because in reality, if she leaves her husband and the nice life he gives her, the side kick is ready and waiting to replace her and take her place as the new madam in the house..

If I was her, I would go back to my husband and tell that little side shit that I am here to stay! And she’ll only ever be good enough be his side peice of meat – as in YOU ARE THE CHICKEN HEAD ON THE SIDE AND I AM HIS WIFE BIATCH… Of course I would love to trappa her Ma Agnes style, but this friend of yours doesnt sound like the type..

This is of course very harsh advice, but as long as there are women out there who disrespect other people’s marriages and Men who do not respect the institution, this will be the same story for everyone. I personally do not think my husband will be faithful to me, neither do I expect it. I will cheat on him too in fact.. *Kanye shrug* Maybe your friend should find herself someone and stop crying..

LadyM on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:35 pm

Of course I would love to trappa her Ma Agnes style—-> LMAO @SushiQueen! oska ngopotsa that episode! tjo kwaaaaaa

@deeMag- so the friend knew about the side dish before they were married?

Lela on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:41 pm

Rhaaaaaa! *get sand and petrol for home made bomb running after MissAN lookin forSexy’s hubby* Sana beat the hell out of him,forgive him n love his child.

Cutie on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:44 pm

@Syxlin – How did you find out love about this? Just curious. You know your hubby better than us, do you beleive that he wants to break up with her?
If Freckles is the same as Alexis, then her bums must be shrinking as well from sleeping with different old men for money.

ThatRandomGirl on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:46 pm

@SushiQueen a wise man once said and eye for an eye makes the whole blind. *Wooh! I feel so philosophical after saying that.lol*

Anyway, I say if there aren’t any prenups involved SUE ALL CHEATING BASTARDS and take half of their shit with.

Pidoss on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:46 pm

gawd dogg titties!i love her but yes!

TheSushiQueen on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:48 pm

Nawe Lusta, don’t think your wife doesn’t know about your shenanigans.. she may have chose to stay because you obviously are quite a wealthy gardener and its just not worth it to leave her comforts just because of some loose little girls that her husband likes.

And a warning to all cheating husbands out there.. just because you are busy, doesn’t mean your wife isn’t too. If you stopped concentrating on covering your tracks for one second, you would actually notice that your wife is busy with some side action of her own.. The era of the faithful, subservient wife is over bitches…hahahaha! *evil laugh* Oh and I’m engaged to be married.. hahaha!

Bongani on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:53 pm

nisile nina enifuna sisebenzise ama condom..nathi siyayifuna imali yegrant..ningabi greedy….lol

KevCare on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:53 pm

@TheShushiQueen….U must behave in your marriage plz o ska tla ka di tori tsa manyala hierso!! tltltl

KevCare on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:56 pm

I dont mean to be rude but i just imagine @Bongani’s comment about igrant in a rural/township Xhosa accent

TheSushiQueen on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:58 pm

Lol @ Bongani

RexonaABC on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 3:59 pm

TJO!!!!!!!!!!!@JuJu a coat,http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/entertainment/2011/10/14/partying-it-up-with-khanyi-mbau-in-photos#12

Cutie on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 4:02 pm

@Sushi – True that. My cousin caught her hubby red handed yena on top of a woman in HER house. You know what the bastard said “WAIT TILL I COME/NDICHAME” when she started screaming and shouting. She did not divorce him (I still don’t understand why) but now she cheats nana with young, hot things.

LadyM on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 4:21 pm

@Cutie- OMG! *jawdrop*

sxylin on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 4:22 pm

@Cutie it was by accident yazi; I went to my husband’s office on Monday and I asked the girls at reception to call his PA to come and fetch me because you need an escort to enter the building; so they couldn’t get hold of this PA guy ; so another assistant came to fetch me; but before that the girls gave me an envelope to give to my husband; it was delivered earlier by courier so seeing as I was going up to him they gave it to me; when I got to his office I gave him the envelope I did not pay much attention to it because I assumed it was work just like he also did ;

Now he carelessly opened the envelope and a 4D and a DVD was in that envelope funny enuff I still did not catch on till I saw his face. He still brushed it off its such a long story which really drains me just typing this takes so much out of me! What makes me so angry is that he risked my life! And even though he apologises he keeps asking me to be very strong for him and our child ; now my fear is not walking out on his money etc; I have a very good job and I can afford to send my junior to a private school and still afford to take care of us without breaking my back; I love my husband very much and although I believe he loves me too but my confidence is just shattered cos I have a feeling this is no ordinary fling ! I am fighting a losing battle; I’m trying to be strong because it has happened but now I find my self obsessing abt this other woman

Miranda on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 4:23 pm

Gosh!It is a Friday afternoon, I am sitting on the couch having popcorn in the province where 60′s party is at.I am not going to the pre-party,the main event or the post session….wanna know why?because my Joburg friends pulled out,my local friends are all busy with other things…..I want to cry my balls out.

freckles on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 4:24 pm

Sorry sxylin. You’re in my prayers

TheSushiQueen on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 4:56 pm

I find trying to hide my escapades makes me not too bothered about his.. Just like how men don’t notice cause they’re also too busy hiding there’s..

But damn, I don’t understand men who cheat with no condom.. I mean really, u can’t have ur cake and it too..

Ok I’ve revealed too much.. I’m off to my bitches house.. Future hubby is away for the weekend.. Who knows le mang.. Anyway.. *flips weave and struts away* kulungile ke bye!

sxylin on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 4:58 pm

On a brighter note; can’t wait for tommorow I’m taking my Mum to Loyiso and Jen’s nuptials! Big smile ?

LadyM on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 5:05 pm

@sxylin, one advice is this- pray! pray for your marriage, your hubby, your child,and the side dish’s unborn child. he/she didnt ask for this.

H2G on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 5:07 pm

oh ndiyamthanda kodwa Lyl-Dinny!! ;D …

Miranda on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 5:10 pm

I meant eye balls,yoo

LadyM on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 5:13 pm

Lol Miranda, askies. our plans were also cancelled and ke boregile. thats why i like being spontaneous. this whole planning thing doesnt work coz when we have to deliver, then its always excuses. But i’ll be strong, nawe kanjalo sisi. Ima check out a friend dance at a competition. I ges thats better than staying home. and who knows, maybe i’ll be inspired to start dancing hehehehe

Tebatjo on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 5:18 pm

Here’s what I think!! If you love someone, like deeply love that person, then shouldn’t you have eyes for them only?!?! I mean if someone cheats on you, they can’t turn right around and say they love you hle!! How did their eyes fall on that other person they cheated on you with?!?! Ku rough!!
That one who’s cheating husband said ‘let me come first’ shame, o tlwaela the wife mas*pa!! Excuse the language!!

DrDee on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 5:53 pm

Kwakwakwakwakwakwa!Yho men neh.Let me come first.Dead deader deadest.Say what.Hayi no let me be a mistress forever.

cleve2 on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 6:27 pm

Tjo I thought my husband was bad. Tjo he’s an angel mos. *packs bags and moves back to SA before jezebal gets him* LOL

Miranda on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 7:00 pm

Just now I was crying tears about my little social problems….only to realise guthi people have real problems @Sexyln(sp), stress is inevitable ,for the sake of the health of you and nunu’s try and keep busy,avoid sitting alone…when you see gore you going to have thinking time alone,run!! do something to keep your mind busy ,read a book,a mag,cook,bake,play a game…..games work wonders

Nomaha on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:23 pm

Ooh! I feel so sad when a pregnant woman is going through a hard time. I went through such but before I become the next @Jahara I’ll shusssh! @Sexylin nana I hope everything works out for you. Focus on your pregnancy for now. God loves us all and He will never give you a problem big enough that you can’t handle.
With every challenge there we find ourselves in there always is a solution. Whenever I’m facing difficulties I always say to myself it could’ve been worse.

sefula on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:42 pm

LMAO @ dineo.
@meme I know the guy met him at michaelangelo, he doesn’t have a good heart shemn he is full of shi* his quite bitter ……
@booty I’m sure you will be a good mother

sefula on Fri, 14th Oct 2011 8:45 pm

@sxylin I really don’t know what to say, just pray.
R u back in SA?
Bathong where’s grapes and alexis?

Nthoentle on Sat, 15th Oct 2011 1:42 am

Ao bathong @Sxylin-that is the saddest thing ever. Yo mara men! U making me cry gal. I know its not easy but stay strong hun *hugs*

Nthoentle on Sat, 15th Oct 2011 1:57 am

@Freckles-we are not all havingg children out of wedlock here so pls calm down.

@Bootylicious-with starting to exercise again, that depends on what types of exercises u did before n during pregnancy. I was still running at 5months hence I’m back at gym full force now. If u did moderate or no exercise then u must wait longer

Mathaz on Sat, 15th Oct 2011 10:52 am

If love was enough,Abraham could not have slept with Hagar.Marriage is very complex @sexyln please think of your baby when you find that the world is sitting on top of you.We all have our burdens,they are just different.Being at your mom’s place is a good thing coz u need to be surrounded by people who love you unconditionally and who wont judge you and your husband.I know they will find good characteristics of him when you fail to comprehend what he has done.He may truly love you and may be sorry of what he did.Please go to marrriagemissions.com and take care.

@Sexylin: You need all the distance and space to be able to deal w/ the present situation, y/self, and future plans.

Getting all self-obsessed w/ the catalyst of the affair (mistress) won’t help you get better / help you move on to a new state of mind / being. In fact it will aggravate the pain even further which might lead you to become a near-psychotic and constantly bitter. Which is unhealthy for a pregnant woman. Don’t loose y/self over s/thing you had no control over.

Moving on doesn’t have to mean divorce but if you’ve reached a state where you feel that you’re constantly reminded of the past then that’s unavoidable. I believe that there’s a lesson in every event that takes place in life. I don’t think that this should make you let go of your dream.

Now it’s best you stay at your family’s premises until the baby is born so that you lesson your stress levels. Being under the same roof w/ the man who betrayed you might trigger unwanted tension which might be fatal for your pregnancy.

Remember you now have a precious job of being a vessel for a new soul, a gate way for a new life. Your child. You are more than the affair. This is an opportunity to learn new strengths / thresholds for you and you husband.

I wish you all the best.

sxylin on Sat, 15th Oct 2011 6:45 pm

what doesn’t kill me can only make me stronger right!so no more crying I want a healthy baby too; My mum bailed out on me as my wedding date; and I bumped into him (I feel angry @ referring to him as hubby) there so we had to be paired! Just got back all the pretending drained me so much ; Yoh yazi just thinking about him having unprotected sex with another woman that’s not me! Anyway I believe with prayer and my family I will be fine; and I’ll be damned if I let that beesh win!

My mother said to me, “vuka time to stop crying and start acting”! Funny cos I have access to all his accounts and have never bothered to check so izolo I went to the office and I did a bit of auditing on his finances, etc! Lol its so funny !The lady in question is my husband’s close friend’s little sister!How I found out; Medical aid I went into our Discovery account and there she was a dependant;this is the same girl that I went to her brother’s wedding in April; the very same girl who visited me when I was in London!The very same girl I met when my hubby’s friends have gatherings because we are now one social circle! Now tell me, if I’m bitter who’s to blame? Everyone knew about this except me; My hubby’s friend’s wife whom I called a friend! I feel stupid!I have told myself that I will not call her and confront her; but God knows the day I bump into her; I will not be responsible to what happens on that day and if she knows what’s good for her; she will stay the hell away! But anyway I have soft locked all those extra accounts I did not know about and from TODAY we dip from the joint accounts and HIS personal one; Mxim; if baby mama wants money she has to come via URS truly and she must give me a good reason !

Sorry guys had to rant! Enjoy the rest of your weekend

Bootylicious on Sat, 15th Oct 2011 7:32 pm

I don’t think the girl is da only one to be blamed, they are both to blame for this affair I don’t think she had a gun to his head and forced him into da affair, if he wasn’t gonna do it with this particular girl he was gonna do it with someone else, u can beat down the girl all u want but at the end of da day if ur husband doesn’t change his ways that will be a waste of ur time trust me u will beat all the girls in the province but if he wants to cheat he will still do so, u have to deal with ur husband and sort this issue out with him. I don’t think u should divorce him over this though just take ur time and work things thru, and for now just concentrated on ur baby he/she is a blessing to u

sxylin on Sat, 15th Oct 2011 8:14 pm

@Bootylicious; I think you misunderstood me;if you were in my shoes, wouldn’t you want to know this woman who has been in your territory for the past 8months? Would you not be just a little curious! If it was some random girl, and a mistake I wouldn’t even flinch I would readily accept co-responsibility of her baby ! But babe this is different; this was an intense love affair; I’m not looking to hound her but I think if I see her I would probably lose it cos this girl I took her as a friend! I remember when we moved into our new house I met her in Melrose and asked her to come and help me unpack! OMG I feel so Stupid!

I am going to my house tommorow I need to know some stuff; my Husband is the type of man who will not engage in a fight; I don’t wanna end up sounding like a demented woman! And writing about it is so thearaputic; The damage has been done but I will not put my baby at risk so I need to deal with all this once and for all

Bootylicious on Sat, 15th Oct 2011 8:20 pm

@Sxylin definetly I would want to know her, I agree that every unanswered question u have ur husband must answer, asking him questions doesn’t mean u’ll be fighting him, gudluck dear and I hope u work thru it and sort it out

dejane on Sat, 15th Oct 2011 9:13 pm

@Sxylin yoh your story is sad! Hai what is the world coming to? I can’t begin to imagine the hurt and betrayal you’re going through.

When I hear and read such stories I doubt I wanna get married! Don’t think I could forgive my husband for his cheating!

I hope all works out for you. Take care of yourself and your lil one. Same goes to everyone that’s experiencing marital problems. Wish you all the best.

Nthoentle on Sat, 15th Oct 2011 9:20 pm

Ao bathong @Sxylin! Ao gal. We live in a sick,sick world. So people around u knew?!? *angry face*

Nthoentle on Sat, 15th Oct 2011 9:36 pm

Oh nana, u breaking my heart @Sxylin! Stay strong my dear

sxylin on Sat, 15th Oct 2011 10:05 pm

@dejane; funny enough , I still believe in true love ; its there its alive some of us are just unlucky to have this! I never not even one day ever thought this world happen to me, not even one day! When my friends complain about their husbands cheating I held my husbands’ hand *clutching it strongly* to say I’m glad its not us! SMH!

I have pondered on the reasons why he had to ask another woman to have his baby; was it because I wanted to finish school first? If he loved me enough, he could have waited till I was ready! When i was a few weeks pregnant *didnt know it then* I left for Sweden for a month to defend for my phd and I shudder to think what happened when I was I was away and funny enough he is too confident I won’t leave him! Hhayi to be honest if I’m to deal with this I will be in a trance! I have never been insecure , not growing up and I sure as hell am not going to start now because of a man who cant control his third leg!

@Nthoentle; my husband’s close friend’s wife; her excuse is she discovered when girl was now pregnant and she did not want to be the one responsible of telling me and I know she silent blogs because I introduced her to this site! Goodnite ladies!

Nthoentle on Sat, 15th Oct 2011 10:37 pm

@Sxylin I don’t blame u for being mad. Yo mara people are evil, how do u go into someone’s house n baack stab em. Sies

I doubt I’d forgive my hubby if he had a baby outside. But I guess when u not in the situation u never really know. Mara I doubt.

Kinky Afro on Sat, 15th Oct 2011 10:39 pm

@sxylin this is when you will discover the beauty and strength that you are as a woman. Strong but gentle that’s us. I must commend you on how level headed you are, be it a choice or not. Take charge, deal with what you can and leave the rest to fall into place, Rome wasn’t built in a day.

After this I respect King B http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=XaGy2eBnG6k woman can bring it, keep wondering why they didn’t include this version on the Deluxe album at least.

GA on Sun, 16th Oct 2011 11:17 am

oh my….

Prophet M'gozi Ingozi Wa Pitori • Church Of The High Tea • Ancestral Trinity • PHD (Ethno-spiritualism) on Sun, 16th Oct 2011 5:59 pm

@Sexylin: Ohhh my child the heavens are hearing your cry.

There’s a solution to your problem. Here’s a remedy that’s been used by women since time immemorial.

You need a spoon, cup of river / sea water, sealed glass jar, a few strands of your husbands hair (head / under arm / pubic), a bit of water, faith, binding oil (from herbalist market), binding herbs (from herbalist market), you husbands photo.

(This you do once) Early in the morning, before you utter a word do the following:

(a) Speak all of your. Husbands names over the cup of water. As you do so speak of all the good qualities that you’d want to see him display to you e.g. faithfulness, trust, humility, love, affection, restrain etc.

After doing so, then take a bit of that water and sprinkle on you under arms and vagina.

(b) Take the spoon and scrape your tongue, under arms, and vagina to collect your bodily residue.

(d) Place everything including the photo and hair strands of your husband in the glass jar, add the fresh river / sea water (1/2 a cup) and seal it.

(e) After sealing the glass jar with everything inside you must bury it in the yard of your home. Then take half a cup of water left and sprinkle it in his bath later in the evening. After burying the glass jar with its contents utter this prayer:

Ohhh my husband (full names), I call upon you. My husband (full names) hear me out. My husband (full names) feel my love for you. You will never look at another person the way you look at me. You will be satisfied by all that I give to you. I bind you with my love and faith under the throne and the seven names of heaven. You are mine for ever more. Amen. Amen. Amen.

This ritual is best done in the full moon period as its powers are enhanced.

As long as the glass is sealed and intact your husband will never stray. He’s yours until you want out.

(this you do daily) Every morning when you wake up, before taking a bath take that spoon that you’ve designated for the binding of your marriage and repeat step (b), but this time it’s done for his meals in the morning. This will make sure that you’re literally running wild in his head. He will get aroused whenever you’re around.

Sincerely

Prophet M’gozi Ingozi Wa Pitori PHD(Ethno-spiritualism)
Church Of The High Tea
Contact details available on request.

I’ve been send to comfort those who are heart broken, to give strength to those who are helpless, and to restore the pride of those who are hopeless.

Bootylicious on Sun, 16th Oct 2011 7:03 pm

Tjo witchcraft at its best, @Sxylin wouldn’t u want ur husband to stay with u and to stay faithfull to you bcos he loves u and he is a gud man who decide to change his ways? Not bcos of some vodoo spell that u performed?

MissAN on Sun, 16th Oct 2011 8:59 pm

@Syxlin I am soooo sad and I really wish things turn out well… I am sooo sad and I wish I had a magic wand to make it go away,may God hold u and the baby in the palm of HIS mighty hand… Its times I wish my JC elephant memory wasn’t there,from what I could pick up,you always sounded like you have a great life and hubby and you are good,to think just like that,it just falls apart and reality is nor what it is…ai,I am so sad and as they say,the mistress is always at the wedding…

@Prophet Mgozi..mara @JG and Poshboy… I remember when they had an article about disangoma,as @JG you were sooo vocal about actually believing in that…what we need from you is for you to teach how to make a voodoo doll so we can collectively hurt @sxylin’s hubby and I swear I will not go for the balls that bother him so much,but I will pinch his ears and armpits…

Guys I am so sad and it seems these problems nje are the norm in marriages and I am so sad that one wonders that we should accept that this is just how things are,there is just no perfect marriage?? I am really sad,at least cheat with a condom and be ‘respectful’… life is indeed tough…

mbulela on Sun, 16th Oct 2011 11:23 pm

@sxylin,Pls see a counsellor.
Scout for a good psychologist. you need one urgently.
Besides family, i think you need an outsider you can talk to.
There is no magic wand but i think talking to someone will do you a lot of good.
You really need to talk to someone.There is so much going on inside of you that you need to air.
Also, remember that most of your questions have no answers.That reality only makes the pain worse.
My prayers and thoughts are with you.

@MissAN, my prayers and thoughts are with you too. For obviously different reasons.Your dawn cometh!!

Cutie on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 9:45 am

@Syxlin – How are you today babes? I hope you feel better. You were in my thoughts the whole weekedn yhaz (even though I dont know u). All I can say is time is a healer gal. Never resort to anything other that praying. God our Almighty is counting every tear you shed. When you have been cheated on you feel very insecure and obsessed about how the other woman looks like and whether or not there is something that you lack. After a while you will realise that it has NOTHING to do with you. Everyone does go through a rough patch in their marriage love, but we decide to fight for it. As much as marriage is a challenge, so does having to wonder if your last boyfriend will call the next day or not. Fight for your marriage dear. Do not let this woman steal what you have build. Remember Victoria Beckham was humiliated in a similar way by David but she stood strong. Her case was worse because it was all over the tabloits. All I can say is that YOU can save your marriage love. All the best.

sxylin on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 10:52 am

Hey@ Cuteypie , I’m fine dear, I just noticed that @freckles is also praying for me , ndiyabulela ntombi. Right now I have no concrete plan although running far away is the only thought that keeps coming back to me. Anybody knows up to how many months can a pregnant woman fly? I don’t know how fast Human Resources can wrap up because I’m thinking of moving to the NY office temporarily maybe just until the baby is about 5months or so and yes I am taking my husband with,

sxylin on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 11:03 am

@Mbulela and @Poshboy aka JG *big grin* thank you guys Mbulela I’m already looking into the that, my gynae is black , he tells me as an african woman I need to be strong if I want to see real pain I must visit the public hospitals where pregnant women are dealt with far much worse fates! So I’m learning to handle it as I go along, and yes he reffered me to a psychologist! Prophet Mgozi LOL! That sounds like witchcraft, besides too much effort.

Pule on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 11:18 am

@sxylin,too much effort for that witchcraft,my sister.
you can’t fly after 6 months.

Pule on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 11:39 am

@sxylin,if you are considering travelling with your husband, what of his own job?
dragging him along will really not solve the problem.
You really need to get into his head and understand what he is thinking.this was not a fling.this was (or is) an affair.The root causes need to be addressed.
Would he agree to see a marriage psychologist with you?

Lustagp on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 11:45 am

Good for you Sexylin, snacth your man and run until you fit to face everything

kimmo on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 12:33 pm

hearbreaking:(

sxylin on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 12:42 pm

@Pule BAirways just told me I can travel but just after 7months but doesn’t look like it will happen because its too soon! Hubby is a director so he can work anywhere in the world as long as his corporation is in that particular country. He suggested the counselling, now my issue now is my father wants ukumhlawulisa! And my mother says its custom,

Pule on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 1:00 pm

@sxylin,BA said 7 months?hmmm i always heard 6.anyway that is good for you.I think you should consider taking it.
in your brief discussions with him,what did he say was (is) his reason for his actions?
The counselling thing needs to start urgently.Since he is keen on it,then you problem on that front is half solved.
you really need to hear his reasons because as much as forgiving him is a big part, forgiving yourself is even a bigger part of the healing process.
You need to know that it was not your fault that he messed up.
women always have this warped reasoning that if they tried harder their men will not stray.98% of the time it is not true.
you can sleep with your man 4 times a day and give him a dozen kids and he will steal cheat.
there are men whose wives are unable to take in,yet they have never touched another woman in their lives.

Cutie on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 3:29 pm

@Syxlin – Pule is right sweetie. If you did not get to the bottom of the issue you will run around in circles. There will still be women wherever you go and you may not trust him around them. Get to the bottom of the issue and try to work it out. Good Luck.

cleve2 on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 4:47 pm

@Syxlin, on Emirates you can fly up to 36 wks as long as you have a doctors note saying you are fit to fly and specifing the expectant date……….

Nthoentle on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 4:51 pm

@Sxylin-i agree with @Pule and @Cutie-he must explain to u the real reason. I also thought of u all weekend hey. Stay strong, I’m praying for u as well

Pule on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 4:57 pm

@cleve2, the problem with Emirates is that you have to first go to Dubai beofore going to Europe.That is too long a trip for a pregnant person at that stage.Even with a doc report i would not attempt that.
What do i know, i have balls!!

cheers all.See you tomorrow.

Nthoentle on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 4:57 pm

What is ukumhlawulisa?

MissAN on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 5:10 pm

@ Nthoenhle Ke mathata fela,neh? Hello..ukuhlawulisa is to make someone pay for damages,for example if a guy makes a woman pregnant out of wedlock,the girl’s family would expect the guy to pay for causing a ‘damage’ and also for the child to take the guys surname and customs… How you would use the word in sentence is: Audits show that R108 000 worth of inhlawulo(noun)has been paid to families of JC female bloggers *Hides far far far away in @freckles bag*

But I don’t understand why @sxylin’s husband has to pay for damages if they are married,maybe because he has made someone else pregnant? I don’t understand.

Nthoentle on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 5:20 pm

Bathong @MissAN-stay hidden. Lol

I thought that’s what it is but was perplexed cos they r married.

cleve2 on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 5:28 pm

Okay Miss AN hopefully you are being sarcatic about inhlawulo ka Syxln’s husband

MissAN on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 5:42 pm

@Cleve2…sarcastic about what? I am trying to look for the comment which I think I understod as @Sxylin’s dad wanting hubby to pay damages,I can’t find it,and I don’t understand to whom must hubby pay damages…It makes sense to the mistress’ family but to @sxylin dad? I am not being sarcastic just confused…

MissAN on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 5:49 pm

@Nthoenhle..Just kidding hle and I know I am going to get a backlash for this,even death can be made fun of…If anything I learned on JC is people have different lives to us and there are reasons as to why,and one can’t really judge until you hear the full story…Which is often not what you expect…

sxylin on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 6:18 pm

LoooL @MissAN nami when I heard that I was like hold on* apparently he has disrespected my family and he must make ammends to the family- personally angenendaba ..apparently because he is acknowledging the other child means he is admitting making a mistake so he also needs to be compensate my family as well *shrugs*

@Pule yeah I wouldn’t do Emirates, the journey would wear anyone out!

MissAN on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 6:24 pm

@sxylin…Since he sounds like a man with TOO much money,hope ur dad asks for alot of M.O.N.E.Y!!! I hope you doing well,your story just shattered most of us,yeah these things happen but when you just broke down how you found,everything was just right under your nose neh…and the worst,is when everyone knows except foolish you…Stay strong and hopefully the NY thing comes through and the baby uzokhuluma nge twang…LOL..All the best…#I wish I was in Primary School,Again…Life is tough!!!

MissAN on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 6:27 pm

JG never ceases to amaze me,I am just imagining @syxlin doing these things which I wonder if they not from the Magic Book of Jahara…

sxylin on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 6:40 pm

Yes MissAN, he does have lots of it, sadly I’m stuck here and have to deal with my problems head on.. And deal with them I shall!

MissAN on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 6:42 pm

@Mathaz…angihleki neh…I am just LOL @ the Abrahama and Hagar story and I think,you clearly love God sooo much and can quote from the Bible yet ‘the head of the house’ doesn’t know want to let you pay you Tithes… Cha,usathane ungene mfi emishadweni…

MissAN on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 6:45 pm

@ sxylin Certain blogger said better cry in a Porche… To be honest,I am honeslty starting not to see the reason why I should get married hle,the stories ones hear…Ai… I will have a life partner…

sxylin on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 7:15 pm

Hehehe uJahara wasenza shem!

MissAN on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 7:26 pm

@sxylin as much as I LOL at the stories but the way life is so twisted,what if she never told any lies…esp the story regarding her uncle…but JC just has silentbloggers that make you question stuff…

Nthoentle on Mon, 17th Oct 2011 10:53 pm

@MissAN-u know nna I don’t think Jahara was lying. Like why would she? Kana we don’t know each other. I the biggest liar was miss Part-time director Sgolexis. I think she was blocked again, she will be back though,lol.

Good nyt,gym at 5am tomorrow. My trainer is bosss mara I’m still fat

@Sxylin-hope u feeling better nana. What did ur dad say about all this? And your siblings?

sxylin on Tue, 18th Oct 2011 2:29 am

LoL @ Nthoentle on Jahara , whilst I can’t truely say anything on the uncle story mara that story about the dad and the bikes aowa mme! Wadlala ngathi lamntana: I still crack just thinking about it!

I will get better you know, now I know my strength as a woman, for a little while I thought my whole life was falling apart but now it seems much better! God is for us all..

Nerlee on Tue, 18th Oct 2011 8:04 am

Prayer Prayer prayer @Sxylin never stop praying if u wanna fight for ur marriage do it in prayer.

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