Just Stop It With This I’m Straight Rubbish

November 24, 2011 by  

Fun Post
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Just Stop It With This I’m Straight Rubbish…
  1. If you own a pair of skinny jeans. (Refer to the subject)
  2. If you’re  a UJ student boy or girl JSIWTISR
  3. If you  watch and Tweet about Generations
  4. If you are always in Melville
  5. Ever uttered the words Fabulous, Darling, Choma,Yay
  6. If you don’t like soccer. Or if you’re female and are obsessed with soccer.
  7. You know all the characters on Sex And The city
  8. You own Beyonce’s CD’s, especially 4
  9. You can’t wait for a house song to play so you can do a Hlokoloza
  10. You’re a hairstylist or make-up artist.
  11. Your bra size is less than 30A.
  12. You own a pair of Crocs
  13. Loliwe is your Favourite song and you scream your lungs out when Zahara gets to the chorus.
  14. You’ve got a piercing anywhere in your body.
  15. Girls call you Choma, my friend.
  16. You’ve said Woza, Ayoba,Wowzer, Woza, Shapa while dancing.
  17. Your ultimate sexual fantasy is you, a girl and another guy.
  18. You voted for Luclay to stay in the Big Brother’s house.

By Dumi Gwebu 

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Comments

237 Comments on "Just Stop It With This I’m Straight Rubbish"

  1. Hungrylion on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:35 am 

    Huh?!

  2. Ash_lynn on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:38 am 

    hahahahaha wow!!

  3. Znat on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:07 am 

    Hawu Dumi? According to this list, everyone’s gay mos? Tjo!
    So that means my hairdresser’s gay? And to think the bloody agent asked me out? Tltltl
    What would a man be doing measuring his bra size anyway? Why would he have a bra in the first place? Or is this list for both men and women? I’m seriously confused kengoku or maybe I just need to sleep
    Even pierced earlobes make a guy gay? Hawu?
    Like I said, the straight man just went extint after this list

  4. noma4 on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:15 am 

    Lmfao kwaaaa *drops dead* the “woza, wowza…” Part KILLED me. Lol hayi if that’s what sets gay and straight people apart I guess most people are gay ke mos

  5. Sarita on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:36 am 

    Kwaaaaa wa mpolaya hle.what about Bomrepper who always say NO Homo after every sentence.Dude if you know your not gay why do you have to explain yourself.SMH
    Nice one Dumi I needed this,you just made my week.

  6. Sundani on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:41 am 

    Ow LOL.

  7. Kinky Afro on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:50 am 

    Ay’ke Dumi, I suppose if you can’t convince them, then confuse them? Can’t stand a man in skinny jeans. As for hlokoloza I told my man if he were to even be rumoured to be doing that, I would dump him no need for evidence. Kanti yini Le ayenzayo that gives off ihlokoloza aura?

  8. RexonaABC on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 5:58 am 

    a man in skinny jeans, a man who swears at ladies, a man who does not like soccer and advantures……….

  9. snapshot on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 6:07 am 

    A man who tweet about Generations-Euphonik does it make him gay….

    Hairdressers-i know a lot bona they don’t look like real man

    A man who gossips *side eye @Manny sms* Lol

    A man who always says hai wena,shayi sandla, OMG etc-gay tendencies

  10. lolington kwaaa on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 6:54 am 

    kweeeeeeeehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!

    Lma what a laugh early in the morning!! This is hilarious (ofcos someone will take it seriously and start being all melodramatic *sigh*).

    #Death by ihlokoloza, it is just NOT for straight men, sorry shame…kfana naleya ‘Dombolo’ (brothers from up north being an exception coz the ‘fenda’ je when they dance) and ‘Iwewe’.

  11. mmawakhe on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 6:56 am 

    RUBBISH, most of this points are rubbish kusho everyone is gay arrrga!!!

    Ok the wowza, darling, choma etc I get!!

  12. weezyf on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 7:18 am 

    Aaah but euphonik always tweets bwt generations and he doesn’t like soccer :( no this list makes everyone gay mos,I’m a girl and I love soccer and NO I’m not gay I’m just BI lol.

  13. Mbu15 on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 7:35 am 

    5 , 6 , 9 , 15 & 16 just made me realise my ex might be gay O.O he’s always been a bit.. Uhmmm sensitive

  14. Ayanda2 on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 7:41 am 

    I die!!! What about Lady GaGa fans, it doesnt get gayer than that

  15. Ayanda2 on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 7:43 am 

    And i would love for C-ga Bopha to read this #JustSaying

  16. Dsaint on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 7:56 am 

    Another sign:
    Is a man who is forever on social networks, I understand if u r young or unemployed its a cheapest form of communication.

    As much as these can be the signs it doesn’t make one gay, ppl back then used to wear bell bottoms, perm and all that and they were s8, or I blv they were.

  17. IhateNickiminaj on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:00 am 

    Ok I voted for luclay
    I love soccer
    I tweet about generations

    What a stupid article

  18. siya on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:00 am 

    @ayanda awukahle ukuqala itshele.

    anyway this list is interesting yho, was lolling all the way deathby by woza, wowza ayoba while hlokolozing kwaaaaaa haay shem, reminds me of this guy who was asking me out, shem he was cute but bengijwayele ukumbona makaqgoke his work clothes and he looked okay, one day he asked me out on a date, ngavuma nami ukuthanda izinto but shem bengingafuni ukumphoxa he was kind of sweet, too sweet actualy now that i think about it.

    so the guy ocks up at my place to pick me up wearing the tightest jeans i`ve ever seen on a guy, dude could hardly breath in them, his 4/5 WAS COMPLAING AM SURE! was a bit alarmed but i turned a blind eye, emotweni nango ke ukhipha i CD bag, kugcwele abo mariah carey, beyonce, alicia keys, KATY PERRY! any black guy who knows who kay perry is is… qedela.

    safika e clibini tjo ngabona imihlola guys, te guy was on the dance floor the julle night, and he wasnt doing them 1 2 step like the normal mjita would, the guy beka saka, ashona phansi, ashaya ingwazi am talking about the proper jika majika stuff, i was so embarassed shem worse i guess he was feeling hot on the dance floor akhumula i jacket wangiphosela yona waqhubeka nengwazi yakhe. tjooooo nna never i sneaked out, called a cab and i was out of there, ngavala i foni yami ngayolala ekhaya.

  19. GingerB on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:01 am 

    LOL, hilarious stuff….
    But skinny jeans r a matter of preference nje, tweeting abt generations, mhhhhh it depends o else we mite hav 2 question a lot of Male celebrities….

    #deathby w8in 4 a house song 2 do de hlokoloza phela dats higher grade gayism!!

  20. kamzababy on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:07 am 

    Stylist? *clearing my throat*

  21. Twitter on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:18 am 

    Haibo Trevor Mandondo (The Vandal) always tweets abt Generations, so that makes him gay too????? SMH

  22. Ms Android on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:26 am 

    Abafana abagcoka ama skinny jeans…I thought it was obvious.

    Mna I’ve never been to Melville let alone Jo’Burg,kwaaha
    Cheers to ama-UJ students, kwaaaaaha
    I’m obsessed with soccer, in fact I am a footballer.

    Kwaaha @ Hlokoloza
    This is the funniest article I’ve ever read. kwaaaaha.

  23. Poshla on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:26 am 

    Haibo Dumi, Lol at this post. My hubby owns skinny jeans, has a piercing, watch generalnations, bought Zahara cd, voted 4 Luclay, calls me darling. Then I’m in a gay marriage mos!!

  24. Ayanda2 on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:28 am 

    @siya #ImNotDealing with you and the skinny jeans guy. lmao, that was so wrong of u

  25. siya on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:30 am 

    Ayanda wena bewuzokwenzenjani, stand for humiliation? a never shem,

  26. Ivanka on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:32 am 

    Buchule Jack tweets about Generations…oh hang, about all the soapies, m sure he watches 7 de Laan too. But, wat the hek, he watches almal on tv, starting from Yo Tv to emmanuel. Franky Tweets about them soapies too. Are they NOT straight? hawu Dumi usuyandiconfuser ngoku.

  27. fabulicious on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:33 am 

    Hi All

    Can I laugh out loud at this tho! KwAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    My week is made!
    “Straight” men who still have earings in 2011 bathong! Tjooo weeee!

  28. Kusihlwa on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:34 am 

    hayi ke,you must never *in Brenda Ngxoli’s voice*

  29. thembs on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:35 am 

    Kwaaa @ this list, especially the wowzer part.

    I think men who say “sana” are also gay & my ex used to say that a lot, which made me suspect he was gay. I mean, it’s a girly term.

    No.4-I wonder if Eric Miyeni is gay since I always see him in Melville 7th Str.

    Yey, my man is straight, he’s not on that list

  30. sane on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:40 am 

    I love my man in Skinny Jeans, he always looks hot in them hmmmm*drolling*

  31. Mamio on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:41 am 

    yho!!yah neh so many men are gay out there.I think my brother is gay aswell he owns so many Beyonce and Brandy CD’S.And he likes calling my friends nana,darling,choma… and mind u they are not his friends.WTF!He has a butterfly tattoo on his ankle but he always hides it from my mom.TJO HAI!impilo.

  32. Vesa on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:41 am 

    This is a fun post, no to be taken as fact!

  33. Cutypie on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:45 am 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa..Ur very funny wena Dumi!!
    @Poshla I think u should be VERY worried. LOL..Is your hubby a model??

  34. fabulicious on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:45 am 

    This is such a fun post! Makes me wanna give u Dumi a monster hug!!!

    I was having a bad morning.

  35. manny on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:45 am 

    haai haai haai Dumi…
    16..u know theres this wooooza craze ko kasi does that make us all gay ? ungamanga boss…
    @snapshot..that frend wakho u sms aint straight bra ..even a blind person can see that
    le list yakho i wrong maan ..

  36. Wild Island on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:49 am 

    More almal..
    Siya ungihlekiselani ekseni
    @Snappy uzokushayumanny ke wena kwaaaa…

    mina lama points awasholutho.khona abantu abangama after9 abahlala bafake ama corporate suits and angeke ubone niks unless ..mara azange bathi umuntu if they drink tea and babambke i cup ubona u pinky finger avele aye eceleni?

    @@##myzulusucksbigtime

  37. Cutypie on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:50 am 

    A friend of mine used to date a guy who really loved skinny jeans..he owned many pairs of them and in bright colours..Guy would even top it up by wearing a bright coloured top and wear thon shades, I don’t know what they call them..U know those plastic ones (I think), with no glasses but just striped lines. I can’t remember which artist was wearing them in a music video..tjo..I used to worry than 1 day my friend will get a confession. Thank God they broke up.

  38. WTeeZ on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:50 am 

    what a stupid post. NXX Dumi please spare us.

  39. Cutypie on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 8:52 am 

    #Deathby Ingwazi..Kwaaaaaaaaaaaa..Nami ngingabaleka shame!

  40. Hungrylion on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 9:12 am 

    Kwaaaaaaa this is such a stupid post, I’m sure the person who wrote this post is Gay *hides* no offence dumi but your not being serious shame!!

  41. Lela on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 9:18 am 

    Hayi Poshla your hubby is soooo gay nana.

    A man who is always on social networks is gay qha finish and klaar.

  42. manny on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 9:23 am 

    LELA UZA LILA ..KWAAAA

  43. Makgotso on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 9:24 am 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this post is hilarious. I can stand an old guy over 25 wearing a skinny jean or tight pants I mean really I can’t take him serious hleeeeeeeee ngimbona eyiteenager elidala qha every male of mine knows that.

    Dumi: your list makes every guy, gay mostaan

  44. Makgotso on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 9:26 am 

    Ha ha ha Lela you mean some of my friends are gay phela I socialise with on BBM, FB, What’sApp, twitter, ngingabala ntoni na, I refuse to believe that

  45. lolo on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 9:29 am 

    @Siya… you have just killed me

    R.I.P lolo

  46. Maihlomeihlasele on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 9:32 am 

    It looks like some peeps missed the disclaimer on top of the article *FUN POST*

    @WildIsland dumela moratuwa….BS confirmed JC party is on the cards I can’t wait.

  47. TheSushiQueen on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 9:35 am 

    There is a difference between skinny jeans and slim fit jeans.. If my man walked out wearing skinny’s I would ask him: Are you the lead singer of the parlotones?? I didn’t think so boo boo.. take off those skinnies, your nuts are crying foul!

    You can’t squash the humanity located underneath those pants.. *juju voice*

  48. manqaza on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 9:39 am 

    Then all guys are gay…Fresh and Zola 7 (piercings)..Khaya dlanga on social networks…i agree with the skinny jeans part..and watching soapies..thats gay

  49. lynx on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 9:44 am 

    yhuu@Siya undiqedile! udubone uba ipicosi yakhe ayikwazi nophefumla, umincekile uSwine!

  50. Sibo on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 9:49 am 

    *claps once* yesterday I read a post about Somizi’s frail look, on Phil Mphela’s blog……and the comments made me go TJO, Dumi Gwebu was mentioned (my lips are sealed)so I’m not surprised by this post, every gay man out there always wants amadoda astr8 to be gay. They always see “gayness” in every srtaight man.

  51. Sundani on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 9:56 am 

    My man has a skinny jean,but he wears it indoors and when he is going to the garage
    He love generations and muvhango,he owns beyonce,rihanna,keri hilson’s cd’s.
    He sumtimes cries when we r watching movies.
    He has all Tyler Perry’s movies.

    Should i b worried??

  52. Sibo on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 9:57 am 

    *claps once* yesterday I read a post on Phil Mphela’s blog, about Somizi’s frail look what what, the comments made me go TJO!! Dumi Gwebu was mentioned (my lips r sealed) so I’m not surprised by this post. Every gay man wants to labe our straight men as being gay. Why is that????? R u lonely in the Gayville???

  53. Olebak on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:02 am 

    I loOove soapies, always on social networks and I can’t stand soccer… Whether gay or not, I chow more KuKu than ur ignorant I-ONLY-WATCH-SOCCER macho man can only dream of.

  54. samusa on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:04 am 

    Kwaaaaaa!!!! I dies this couldnt be more true. LOL @ Sundani ayi shame Uzobastrong.

  55. siya on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:09 am 

    @Lynx i had never seen anything like it, i kept wondering how he put them on, ba maybe it was his favourate pair of jeans and he gained weight cause i dont think he went to a shop and bought those 3sizes small jeans, khubone when we as ladies are in denial about our weight gain? and we we sqeeze ourselves into those size 6 pair of jeans we like so much? ude ulale ngomqolo phansi and pull the jeans up by force? inoba he did the very same thing. shem but he was such a sweet soul. pitty we didnt work, i blame the jeans and the ingwazi. kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  56. Miranda on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:10 am 

    This is a funy post though.LOL
    waiting for a house song to do Hlokoloza….Hahahahahaha,you are bulaling me with ditshego,LOL

    Skinny Jean.LOL. Retailers don’t sell boot cut jeans anymore,kere le ko kiddies section, o tla kerea di skinny tsa bo 1-2 years,4-5 years.

    With that JSIWTISR if you wear skinnies, the question now is what are these few straight men supposed to wear? boot cut…..Heheheheheheheeh mara have you seen how horrible thin men,even fat ones look on boot cuts? okare skirt,o kare they are about to fall…Aikho lento.

    Okay, beke lebetse di straight leg….although there is a thin line between a skinny and a straight legs

  57. Cutypie on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:19 am 

    Sundani!! Duh!! He’s a man trapped in a woman’s body ke. Lol

  58. Sundani on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:21 am 

    @Samusa i alwys know that he is into romantic movies bt i never suspected that its gayish until i read this post.lol

  59. Cutypie on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:23 am 

    Sibo, what’s the blog’s name?

  60. Sundani on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:24 am 

    Lol @Sibo i saw that comment too but it was not necessary to mention other people’s name.

  61. Sibo on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:30 am 

    Google Philmphela blog.

  62. Fluffie on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:34 am 

    @ Siya Kwaaaaaaa! eish the skinny jeans guy!
    @Dumi haai u made most of men seem gay then.

    My man prefers slim fit, he doesn’t do skinnies!
    Not too crazy about soapies! Likes action movies and soccer! But he’s just cute; freakin’ gays hit on him arrrghhhhh!

  63. _Thapelo on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:34 am 

    How did this article make it here…

    Maybe some gays should stop acting feminine for once, and leave that part to women…

    Ps: The cartoons on top of the article killed me though. Left me in stitches.

  64. Fluffie on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:35 am 

    Yeah can I please get the link to that blog @ Sibo?

  65. lynx on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:37 am 

    kwaaaaaaaaaaaa@ Siya “i blame the jeans and the ingwazi”tltltltl

    straight cut jeans will do thank you very much!!! so inoba onke amadoda aseBhayi kengo aziguys babayamthanda uChoma/chomee/Lolly..nditsho namagintsa kemna#he thev been to prison, INOBA bakuleweyi?# ecinga ? he.he

  66. Fluffie on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:39 am 

    Got it peeps : http://philmphela.blogspot.com/

  67. Sbahle_02 on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:50 am 

    Hay mna i always wonder when guys wear skinny jeans iketile ihlala njani im sure its not comfortable. Oh and im a 32AA but straight as a ruler

  68. @JoneighGALAXY™||I Am Who I Am||Afrikan Star||No Limits Soldier||Observer||Hustler Imperial - Rainmaker||Dream Weaver||Global Citizen||Carpe Diem - Seize The Magic on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:58 am 

    YOU CAN TRUST A FOOL TO BRING YOU OUT OF SILENTBLOGVILLE. THE ONLY THING THAT’S RUBBISH IS THIS LIST!!!

    I don’t know whether you were trying to be humorous or what, but this list plays on short sighted perceptions that don’t serve anybody or anything b/c the real BI / GAY guys don’t fit that list.

    BRACE YOURSELF AS I TELL YOU ABOUT THE MEN THAT I FUCK WITH.

    THEY:

    1. DON’T FIT INTO SKINNY JEANS.

    2. YOU’ll FINDS THEM @ GIBS, WBS, UCTBS, HENLEYS, REGENESYS, ETC.

    3. DON’T TWEET NOR WATCH GENERATIONS.

    4. MELVILLE ISN’T ON THEIR LIST OF CLASS.

    5. HAVE MANY GIRLFRIENDS OR FEMALE SHAGS & NOT SHALLOW ENOUGH TO USE WORDS LIKE CHOMA, DARLY, MOKGOTSI, ETC.

    6. LOVE THEIR SPORTS TO BITS.

    7. WATCH NEWS CHANNELS & SUPERSPORTS RELIGIOUSLY.

    8. THEY’RE UBERSEXUALS NOT METROSEXUALS.

    9. NOT INTO FADS LIKE TASTELESS DANCE MOVES.

    10. THEY ARE INTO MAKING TOP RANDS NOT 5 CENTS AS STYLISTS OF ALL SORTS.

    11. THEY DON’T HAVE BI / GAY FRIENDS & SHY AWAY FROM MAKING FRIENDS W/ GUYS THAT ARE OPEN ABOUT THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS.

    12. THEY OWN PREMIUM SHOE BRANDS.

    13. AREN’T INTO THE WITCHERY THAT’S BEYONCE, ZAHARA & HER LOLIWE ETC.

    14. DON’T HAVE PIERCINGS.

    15. WOULDN’T BE CAUGHT BEING CALLED CHOMA.

    16. AREN’T INTO CHEESY PHRASES LIKE WOZA, AYOBA, WOWZER, SHAPA, ETC.

    17. HAVE KIDS EVERYWHERE. THE AVARAGE CLOSET MEN HAS 2 OR 3 CHILDREN W/ DIFFERENT WOMEN OR THE SAME BABY MAMA.

    18. AREN’T THAT MUCH INTO THE CRAZE THAT IS REALITY SHOWS.

    THE MEN I FUCK W/ ARE YOUR BOYFRIENDSSS, HUSBANDSSS, FRIENDSSS, YOUR COLLEAGUESSS, YOUR BROTHERSSS, YOUR UNCLESSS, YOUR ASSOCIATESSS, ETC. THOSE ARE MY MENSSS. BUT SOCIETY NEVER THINK OF THEM AS BI OR GAY B/C THEY DON’T FIT THE STEREOTYPICAL MOULD OF HOW BI / GAY MEN MUST BEHAVE. THEY’RE MEN TO THE CORE.

    IF YOU STOPPED USING IDIOTIC LISTS LIKE THAT OF DG, YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE THEM. CLOSET MEN WALK AMONGST YOU BEESHESSS!!!

    THINGS HAVE CHANGED. MODERN STRAIGHT MEN LOOK GAY & GAY MEN LOOK STRAIGHT.

  69. lynx on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:07 am 

    yhooooooooooo!!!@JG #Drops jaws & hlokolozas to the boardroom..we’ll pick them up later# Tjooo nna

  70. ndyebsana on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:12 am 

    Skinny jeans? tight pants nothing new there so is metrosexuality, go back to old pics of your uncles and dads kusho ukuthi they were gay nama Afro sheen and perm.Don’t be suprised if your great grand father wore amavascodagama,had a man bag and a push back hairstyle.Its fashion and a phase ezodlula.I love tall skinny confident men who can pull a skinny,its not for everyone though.

  71. Sobz on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:12 am 

    I wear my skinnies with pride, I can never claim to be something I am not. I am what I am with or without skinnies and I don’t see myself wearing bootcuts or straight jeans.

  72. Ayanda2 on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:18 am 

    The guy with a long name who just posted a full article above me enjoys my support, he is 100% correct

  73. Sundani on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:29 am 

    Lol @Cutypie maybe a serious talk about his gayish tendencies would do..the sooner the beta coz i dont want to share my skinny jeans with him..

  74. hlobi on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:31 am 

    Gqwe gqwe gqwe! *laughing sooo hard* This list is just too hilarious! My husband would 100% agree with every single line of this list.

  75. Nthoentle on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:32 am 

    Kwa kwa kwa @Joneigh! U always kill me nana!!!

    @Sundani-tjo!

    Dumi wena are you straight?

  76. greengoose55 on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:32 am 

    Another petty and frivolous article from one of Lelo’s queers who wishes every guy was gay. SMH! Safa nga lezi tabane.
    A guy on social networks is gay? Are these platforms invented for women & gays? GTFOHWTBS!
    Imbeciles will consider/believe this, only one fact that makes a person to be gay, sleeping with other men, other than that niyanya. -__-

  77. LadySasha on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:35 am 

    Tjo @ JG’s comment

  78. hlobi on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:37 am 

    @greengoose55 I agree with this ——> “only one fact that makes a person to be gay, sleeping with other men”

  79. Cutypie on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:40 am 

    Thanks for the link Flufie..TJO @the comment!

    @Sundani, the sooner the better dear..LOL..#Deathby JG, you right though..scary as that is…He he he Nthoentle

  80. Lela on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:41 am 

    Sundani your man is soooo gay sweety!

    Kwaaaaaaaaa @ these comments——>yhooooooooooo!!!@JG #Drops jaws & hlokolozas to the boardroom..we’ll pick them up later# Tjooo nna
    The guy with a long name who just posted a full article above me enjoys my support, he is 100% correct

    Wena Joneigh ungazoba serious! *singing*

  81. Lela on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:42 am 

    Hayibo greengoose you are sooooo gay!

  82. Sobz on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:47 am 

    Oh my word greengoose55….yintoni undicubhula nje

  83. Cutypie on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:04 pm 

    lmao!! There’s ALWAYS that one classic comment. It can be gad/good but still be a classic

  84. DexterSUPERIOR on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:04 pm 

    TJO! I was also under the impression that one is classified gay only because of their sexual preference. I know a lot of guys who wear skinny jeans yet they eat p***y like its going out of style. But then again an article of this nature shouldn’t come as a surprise since its written by a person who “…uses his celebrity status to get sex”. Sometimes gays can be so tjatjarag!

  85. Cutypie on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:07 pm 

    He he he @Dexter, you just HAD to go there. I think Dumi didn’t mean that what he wrote is the Gospel..hence the disclaimer. You’ll know he normally write this funny lists..we shouldn’t take offense.

  86. weezyf on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:16 pm 

    FUN POST… Why are people getting excited now? Calm down yol,no need for yol to bleed.

  87. Biskiti on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:19 pm 

    TJO! @ Greengaygoose55 come down bra, the article is meant to be in jest. the way you take offence seems too suspect…come out boy, we can see you in that see-through closet…lol.

    Tripple TJO@ Joneigh, hmm…Durban July!

  88. Wild Island on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:21 pm 

    sure JG kennete eo..labona hee…i think laba u dumi abhale ngabo abase lokshini abahluphekile kwaaaaaaaa
    @hlomi hi sthando mina vele i cant wait for JC party ahu kunini sashweleza:)

  89. Cutie on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:22 pm 

    @Dexter – You mentioned that Dumi is a celeb. What does he do? I hate being in the dark yhazi. Does he sing/act etc? While at it, can you also enlighten me about Kiki’s celebrity status (I know you did not mention her as being one), I just dont know her as well. I looked at the famous pic but I did not recognise the face

    Thank you.

  90. Wild Island on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:30 pm 

    @CUTIE AWUME TU…UZABUZA KU ANYTHING GOES …
    *Biskiti kunjani
    *Nthoentle hows my little nana doing?
    *green ungazothi”siyanya”..warwakana sheeeeeee tjelu dumi hai thina…
    *weezyf..awume nawe tu ngobu tjatjarag reply or ignore

  91. manny on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:37 pm 

    hello wilddy skeem sa maany o grend? ke di gay tse broke tsa ko lekeishening neh …..JG fries bigger fish
    hololo biskiti e crumbolang..hope that makes sense..
    @jg BATSHELE WENA CHOMA.kwakwakwakwak

    mara truth be told yaheda list ya Dumi

  92. WTeeZ on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:38 pm 

    hahahahahah wow & Greengoose & Joneigh.

    Thiza wami @ Dexter!!!!!!! Lelo will close the comments section once again if u guys diss her friends hle. so please behave LMAO

  93. DexterSUPERIOR on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:39 pm 

    @Cutie I was just quoting a line on the comment from that link above. I don’t know these celebrity people. There are so many these days. Let’s hope he’s not one of these celebrities that only appear on JC when you Google them like… uhm… *clears throat*

  94. manny on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:42 pm 

    *runs to shove wet towel in dexters mouth*phew

  95. Lela on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:44 pm 

    Niqalile ke ngoku ruining a great article. Gays and bickering!

  96. WTeeZ on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:45 pm 

    kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @Dexter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! true there are “celebs” who are only “celebs” here on JC.

  97. mnyamana on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:51 pm 

    I can’t wait for chase to comment, heck kade enyamalele… Chase if u silent blogging please khumbula ekhaya baba ngikukhumbule manje… where is @ Manny as well? What a fun post indeed abantu sebezo monitor abantu babo to see if they gay or not

  98. Fezzy on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:55 pm 

    He he heeeee, JC has turned into a mad house.
    Some guy tweeted that “JC is not number 1 not cos it has bad blogs but cos it promotes FLOPS” and I was like WTF? Yini inkinga yabantu ne JC vele? Anyways….
    *goes back to silent blogging* Kuyathusa la.

  99. Cutie on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 12:57 pm 

    @Dex – Thanx, I thought I was the only one in the dark.
    @Wild – When was the last time you saw “ANYTHING GOES” apha?

  100. Mathaz on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:01 pm 

    My husband is crazy about Twilight.He even bought the fake Breaking Dawn DVD and has watched it so many times.Just last night he woke me up in the middle of the night to ask what kind of a woman am i since i cant stand romantic movies.Shem and if you were to see him, he is one of those kasi boys who pushes 7 to the core.

  101. Backstabber on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:01 pm 

    Who is Dumi Gwebu?!

    I’m scared to google coz of what Dexter encountered while trying to google a certain “someone” who is always mentioned on JC..

  102. Tee.tee on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:05 pm 

    off topic: ish guys last 9te’s episode ya khumbulekhaya the last story ws sad bt then funy at the same tym.i mean that guy realy wanted hs mum bt the 2 speak engrish go pala aowa.he shud hv sticked 2 his language.his aunt told hm he dsnt have any problem he can come stay with her together with the guy’s kids.lol nw that guy kiled me he said ohk so i want to ask if i have a wife then wats going on?bt i sad ish.

  103. LadySasha on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:09 pm 

    @Mathaz tjo do they already have a fake Breaking Dawan in the streets? I am no longer going to the Cinema, will buy it tommorow. Tjo ba shesha ko strateng ne

  104. LadySasha on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:10 pm 

    @Mathaz do they already have Breaking Dawn in da streets? Tjo ba shesha shame, I am no longer going to the cinema, I am buying myself a copy tommorow

  105. LadySasha on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:13 pm 

    @Tee.tee I just watched the reapet it was soooo sad and I tried my best not to laugh but I just laughed @ “what if I have a wife? What’s going on?”

  106. manny on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:13 pm 

    @te-tee it was funny haai ….
    and he asked.”my mother passed- for what”
    and he cried kabuhlungu ….
    did u see magogo wa di shades tse big..classic ..

  107. LadySasha on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:15 pm 

    @Tee.tee I saw that, it was soooo sad I tried my best not to laugh but I laughed @”what if I have a wife? What’s going on”

  108. DexterSUPERIOR on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:20 pm 

    *whispering in Tee.tee’s ear just in case Khumbulekhaya is only watched by gays*…
    I think that guy was trying to break the language barrier because his mother’s family speaks a Nguni language and he only speaks Venda. I must say I couldn’t help but laugh when he spoke in English.

  109. Wild Island on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:27 pm 

    Hi manny (kisses all over) testing 1 2 3 if lwena oshapile skinny daar lol..ok lets not derail this topic tu…anything goes ekae hai lol

    ta for the link ka phil interesting i must say

  110. DexterSUPERIOR on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:30 pm 

    “I have a 2 kids of twins” Hehehehe!

  111. yardley on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:31 pm 

    lol Lady Sasha, i also tried so hard not to laugh coz that was really a sad story, but hayi badla uthe xa ethi “whats if i have a wife, whats going on?” ndaphela yintsini.

  112. Cutie on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:33 pm 

    Very soon men practising polygamy will have a choice between having a man/woman as a 4th of 5th wife. Mhhh…wives will be “legally” competing with men in bed.

  113. yardley on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:33 pm 

    @Backstabber check this out: http://www.tvsa.co.za/blaquesdiary/article13807.asp

  114. LadySasha on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:33 pm 

    I have a 2 kids of twins” Hehehehe! #Dead mara Dexter lolest

  115. lalakins on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:39 pm 

    @tee tee…hahahaha… that english was just bad yooo…

  116. Lela on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:39 pm 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @Khumbu. Tjo that should be my story of the year shem I have never.That guy was funny from the way he cried(which was said) but the english made the whole thing funny shem. Yes he couldn’t speak Zulu and the aunt couldnt understand Vhenda so english was the only way and he spoke it so confidently yhazi.

  117. Wild Island on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:51 pm 

    ningahlekomunyumtana hau nina:(

  118. MsZulu on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:52 pm 

    I agree with some things in this list. Men of today just don’t know how to be men anymore.

    I was so traumatised when one of my bbm guy friends set a picture of himself POUTING as his display picture. I mean as a lady I don’t even pout to that extreme. I took one look and became so disgusted plus his lips were glossy! And he’s supposedly straight. If he was gay, it would be understandable. I mean I had to tell him that I am deleting him cause I can’t deal with his picture & that is was totally weird for a straight guy to be pouting like that, but he immediately changed it!! Oh and then he had to say LL Cool J does it. I mean really?? Shew!!

  119. LadySasha on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:52 pm 

    Lol reminds of this guy who wrote on my friend’s wall and said “wow baby you are so “handsome”

  120. gudgal on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:52 pm 

    does khumul’ekhaya repeat if yes when pls?

  121. LadySasha on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:55 pm 

    @gudgal sorry you just missed it , it repeats every thursday at 12

  122. gudgal on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:58 pm 

    thanx LadySasha wud have loved to hear my fellow venda

  123. LadySasha on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 1:58 pm 

    @gudgal this guy was looking for his mom so he found his aunt, then the aunt said he can come and live with her, then he said “what if I have a wife? What’s going on?”

  124. LadySasha on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 2:04 pm 

    K gudgal sorry, anyway,This guy was looking for his mom so he found his aunt, his mom passed away, then his aunt said he can come stay with her, then he said “what if I have a wife? What’s going on? Shame that was the death of me, I just couldn’t contain myself

  125. MAESESLA on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 2:06 pm 

    Lol…but anyways there is a dash/pince of gayness in all of us… it is not a bad thing just like thmeladies need to sometimes have that masculinity for example in the work place. you need to be bold so that we can take U serious. Fashion and trends are changing so I do not think wearing a skinny jean makes U gay. i own a few pair and my GF loves me in them coz it turns her on(but m wearing them 4 the last time nxt year)

  126. TheSushiQueen on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 2:08 pm 

    Joniegh always leaves me speechless…

    In the same breath, why are gays always dissing women mara? Is it because you don’t want the kuku so therefore you are not blinded by it and you can see women for the naive little creatures we are??

    Anyway, that blog about Somizi on phils website is sooo deep man.. the underworld of gay society really isn’t what is portrayed to us by the media.. oh and one of the comment lists a particular contributor as a gay man who uses his status to fool naive young gay people.. haai the things ppl say…

  127. MAESESLA on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 2:09 pm 

    grls sometimes do not know what they want. I liked generations coz u watch it too so we cud have quality time nd now U think that is gay? come on… and we all grew up watching it… my dad watches generations and he never misses muvhango… does that make him gay… he is 64 mind you.

  128. MAESESLA on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 2:18 pm 

    partying is all about fun and letting loose… hawu whats up…

    ” abu malume ba ya luma
    abu baba ba ya baba
    aba fana baya fana”
    hlokoloza… i ya ngena… i ya phuma… yithi a ma bhoza wom pie pie”
    how do u like that ngger… nigger aint gay.

  129. Fab Tee on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 2:19 pm 

    lol I also couldnt help but kwaaaaaaaaa at the Engrish ka Vusani kuKhumbulekhaya izolo!, though his story was sad shem, yhini he really wanted to see his mom!, and shame on his partenal family for not wanting anything to do with him cos of his disability!

  130. yardley on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 2:21 pm 

    hehehe hayi uDumi ubachukumisile abantu ngo Generations, everyone’s making reference to it. hayi inene!!

  131. Backstabber on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 2:39 pm 

    @yardly thanx for the link

    But i still don’t know udume ngani?! The comments on that blog will get me into trouble if they are reiterated on JC.

    What does this person do besides posting stuff on JC,I have seen in in one or two pics here on JC..

    This is not an attack on Dumi, I genuinely wanna know who he is and what he does

  132. gudgal on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 2:41 pm 

    LadySasha wat does he mean by”what if i have a wife” statement? it sound funny thou. Hawu Fab dissabity?

    im not suprised thou, some families think that having a child with dissability is a curse!!!

  133. WTeeZ on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 2:46 pm 

    ok, but on a more serious note guys, DUMI GWEBU is a stylist. I just wish that he would write an article on JC abt the latest summer trends etc, not these NOT SO FUNNY articles he writes about.

    Dumi asseblief toe, we need a piece about style, trends, do’s and donts for this summer.

  134. hotmama on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 2:49 pm 

    Lo on 5, 8 and 16! *Hlokolozing back to SilentVille*

  135. Lela on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 2:54 pm 

    Dumi Gwebu is a celebrity stylist you call centre agent!

  136. Lela on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 2:57 pm 

    gudgal he was trying to find out if it will be ok to bring the wife as well,apart from the english what got me burst out laughing is that i felt hayi ke ngku unyuka nengalo,nguwe and two kids of twins and now a wife!

  137. kimmo on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 3:00 pm 

    Kwaaaaaa @ jg!

  138. gudgal on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 3:13 pm 

    lol @Lela engrish is not our *motherland* #hahahahaha# sure i wud also lafeven thou a khaladzi anga

  139. TheSushiQueen on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 3:16 pm 

    oh lawd here comes the bible basher bashing someone who asked an innocent question about her friend.. #yawn

  140. golden diva on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 3:22 pm 

    JG is the future :)
    @ Tee tee : you said he should have sticked to his language? ‘Sticked’ is not a word. I believe the word you’re looking for is stuck? Kthanksbye

  141. Backstabber on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 3:24 pm 

    Batong Lela.. Who is the call center agent?

    Haai shem o waphapha!! plz take a \_

  142. TheSushiQueen on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 3:27 pm 

    Blacks dissing certain occupations just because they believe theirs is better is so annoying.. and no I’m not an agent either..

  143. Backstabber on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 3:30 pm 

    @SushiQueen..I asked an innocent kweshin this person comes out gunz blazing.. O_o

    Batong?! Tjo…

  144. TheSushiQueen on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 3:42 pm 

    @Backstabber, never, EVER ask a question about a friend of the bible basher.. how dare you! You should know who all these people are…

  145. yardley on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 3:45 pm 

    was that now necessary???…coz Backstabber was just asking an innocent question, and now she’s being called a call centre agent, for what mara!!!! #SMH#

  146. little on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 3:46 pm 

    Call Center Agent. kwakwakwaaa. Was is necessary though? Haaai ke!

  147. Backstabber on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 3:53 pm 

    yoh guys ke swabilwe la tseba… Like, this Lela person o na le drama!!!

    hahahahahahahaha… whats wrong with call centre agents? #justcurious

    Im sorry i am not a celebrity stylist or a friend of a celebrity stylist..

  148. Lela on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 3:57 pm 

    @Backstabber if you the one who asked, I was joking on the call centre agent thing it’s just that I’ve always wanted to say that because everytime people insult us here they always call us bored call cntre agents.I’m sure those who know this knew it was a joke. As for others RME!

  149. Lela on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 3:59 pm 

    Oh and I am not friends with Dumi,he is the one person I have not met in the crew so ja like I said it was just a joke.I’m a call centre agent by the way.

  150. Backstabber on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 3:59 pm 

    aight cool!!! thanx for clearing that up…

  151. Lela on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 4:03 pm 

    Hayibo where is lolo? Are blocked lolo? Change username and come back on a clean slate chomi!

  152. Thandwayo on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 4:04 pm 

    Lela dnt start i am a call centre agent with a BSc Degree on my ass right now,,,,!

    lol@JG…..Dumi….oawa!!!

  153. Zoe on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 4:13 pm 

    The way I love @Dexter.
    ULela is such a ghetto mama tjo!
    @Lolo where you at today?

  154. Lela on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 4:13 pm 

    LOL @Thandwayo,qinisela sisi kuzolunga.We all start somewhere and as long as you have your qualifications you will get your job.It’s just that I never understood why we were always called bored call centre agents everytime people insult us on JC

  155. yardley on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 4:18 pm 

    @Thandwayo…hang in there nana, konke kuzolunga in good time.
    @Lela u know wht they say mos “umazi wendlela ngowakhe wayihmaba”…

  156. LadySasha on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 4:26 pm 

    @gudgal I think he wanted to say “I have a wife, is it ok if she comes with me to stay here” then he said “what if I have a wife? What’s going on?” I still can’t get over this, my mom is looking at me like I am crazy laughing as I type this

  157. Lela on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 4:41 pm 

    Uthetha ngantoni yardley sisi?

  158. Lela on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 5:25 pm 

    Ghetto is an understatement Zoe,next time find a stronger word.

  159. Zoe on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 6:52 pm 

    Nah you’ll choke on it. Anywho, let me not lie with dogs – fleas aren’t attractive.

  160. phlydivaZee on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 7:24 pm 

    Abo’mzalwane’ bayahlupha..tjeeeeer!

  161. Zoe on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 7:58 pm 

    @Phly, especially these part-time ones abane-selective faith. Only in word never in deed.

  162. noma4 on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 10:03 pm 

    *grabs popcorn* or am I late?

  163. Lela on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:19 pm 

    Whoa anixakekanga,what makes u think ur opinions of people make them who ud like them to be? A wise person once said its not abt what people call u but what u respond to,ngeshwa ke mna im one of those who r not moved by others’ opinions of me because havin lived with myself for 29 years i knw exactly who n what i am n those that matter to me also do so really ke while yall are busy with ur pscho n faith dip sticks thina we will be having fun here!

  164. sxylin on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:22 pm 

    Wuuuuu yazi I miss the old JC bantu what’s with all this beef! Yoh hhayi !

  165. candy-coated on Thu, 24th Nov 2011 11:30 pm 

    This is dumb

  166. vumaaa on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 12:55 am 

    OMG!! Yhoo shame Poor Dumi, im sure he emigrated to Zim. Phela this is too much.

    But Ya’ll need to calm down thou,Shoooooo. This is just a fun post and u need to loosen up.

    But ay dear Dumi uhamba wedwa shame lol .

  167. JustPS on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 4:26 am 

    HAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPY BORN DAYYYYYYY JUST CURIOUS,HAAAPPPPPPPPYYYY, *in Ophra’s voice* EVERYBODY SAY THIS WITH ME: Happpppy just curious happppyyyy……

    *does manyesa,hlokoloza’s on top of the bed*

    oh well,Happy 2nd year Just Culias………..

    *moonwalks back to silentville sucking a lollipop*

  168. cherrie ka cleo on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 8:11 am 

    joins JusPs with a kwasa kwasa move HAPPPPPPPIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!

  169. Lela on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 8:26 am 

    Happy Birthday JC *joins Just PS in hlokolozing*
    My Birthday wish,God please bring back MissAN,DrDee,SoulSista,Fruitcake,lolo,GA, and my husband Pule.

  170. Fab Tee on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 8:32 am 

    *joins in dancing like a white guy(cant hlokoloza to save my life!)*..HAPPY JC!, ikhule ingakhokhobi!

  171. lolo on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 8:54 am 

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JC!!!

    And also my little man Malik just turned a week old today,Malik baby tell mommy to eat a cup cake in your honour, so that the milk she gives you this morning will be extra sweet & sugary…

    Malik must continue growing nicely for Aunty M… so that in six weeks I too can have cake!!!

    #sides eyes @Sxylin#

    Tomorrow, my old behind is turning 35…I’m excited!

  172. lynx on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 9:10 am 

    @Lolo hapaaa! thanda kab’ikhekhe, allow@Sxylin to recuperate first and then u can sika sika

    @JC i cant sing so I found this

    “??•*¨*•.¸? ? ? ? ? ? Happy Birthday to you…??•*¨*•.¸? ? ? ? ? ?Happy birthday to you…??•*¨*•.¸? ? .. ? ? Happy Birthday to you JC.. ??•*¨*•.¸? ? ? ? ? ?Happy birthday to YOU… …??•*¨*•.¸? ? ? ? ? ?…??•*¨*•. ¸? ? ? ? ? ? …. !!…??•*¨*•.¸? ? ? ? ? ?…??•*¨*•”

  173. lolo on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 9:18 am 

    @Lynx… moss nditshilo nje mntana ndini ukuba ndizolinda loo six weeks yakhona…Even though mna my average waiting after my babies was four weeks… I think six weeks is a bit too long…Mommies also need love!

  174. Makgotso on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 9:31 am 

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JC wow I have been blogging for 2 years now la ekhaya cha I deserve an award, lol

    Can we have a cake

  175. Tee.tee on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 9:33 am 

    skim saam!haibo this guys have bn on the same thing since the drama started.now its all about the secrets!ke bo john kunutu,4×4,kwaito not going london,hai ae eh!nna e thoma go mbhora now.

  176. lynx on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 9:42 am 

    @Lolo uxolo kesisi wam:-) inoba unesipiliyoni ne, 35? Happy Bday in advance

  177. Cinnabon on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 9:44 am 

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JC…*doing the shuffloza*!

  178. sxylin on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 9:55 am 

    *Does the hlokoloza*(lol) my son is one week old and JC is 2 years old ;or is it not 3yrs”damn feels like a long time” Lelo may God Bless You nana this is admirable; your Curiosity got you where you are today !#proud of you# Lolo u should join us for cake its our first outing! I hope he doesn’t cry in public cos I will surely cry too!

  179. yardley on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:00 am 

    HAAAAAAAPPPPPPYYYYYYY BIRRRRRTHDAAAAAY!!! JC

  180. TheSushiQueen on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:03 am 

    It would have been nice to actually have a post to celebrate JC’s birthday on instead of last nights supper but alas..

    Happy Birthday JC!

    Lets all reminise about our favourite posts.. I loved mablerh’s post about “This song is not about you”.. so awesome.. what have been some of your favourite posts since you joined JC??

  181. Fab Tee on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:09 am 

    @sxylin Im jealous that you are already up and about already coz I surely must be a cry baby hey, after my c section ndandilele flat in pain for the first week, i started feeling better and strong enough to leave the house in the second if not third week! lol…phofu even my sister would roll her eyes at me saying ndiyaybaxa!lol

  182. Biskiti on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:28 am 

    Happy Birthday JC!!! Congratulations to Lelo for bringing Life to JC, we thank you. To the entire crew, the writers, contributors, camera people, etc. Thank youf or making JC what it is. MaBloggers amahle (and them nasty ones who cause nothing but trouble & blockation(lol) of comments) siyabonga for the love over the last 2 year.

    A special shout-out to those that started blogging with me lana, eight years ago….Wild Island yaaka e kae bathong, Sesi Dumela wherever you are, Manniolo…skhokho saaka ukuphi, Lolo/crazysoul zikhiphani?, Kusi/Ms teen Khumbul’ikhaya you are missed, Nkey nana what’s up, Jahara, your stories are far and few in between and that’s not right, spirit sa Lusta **esho ethela isnuff** megwanthi ya JC misses you, Lela(Ngi sure une Black Belt wena…lol) fight-on sister, DrDee ngwaneso i hope makweresa are treating you well, Nomaha ao batho unjani sweetness, Dex what’s poppin bra?, hehehe o kae Chase? Pule haowa bra you can’t nyamela like that… I gat mad love for you guys, wish we were all friend in real life too.

  183. Apple Tart on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:29 am 

    Happy happy happy haapy burrrffday to JC!!!*puts on skinny,waits patiently for a house track to do sum poking*
    Kante where is ‘anything goes’???

  184. Biskiti on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:34 am 

    On to serious Mgozi, who is this Supersport presenter, married father of 2 that was in court for masturbating in front of a 15 year old boy at the gym’s sauna and even continued in the shower? SMH.

  185. MellyHart on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:40 am 

    i have been silentBlogging for too long…Im coming out Im coming wara wara *singing*

    Happy Birthday Just Curious…the source of my boss’ dismay lol takes up too much time in my working hours leblog le.

  186. Fluffie on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:48 am 

    Kanti uphi u”Anything Goes” bahlali?

  187. Cutypie on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:49 am 

    @Biskiti I’ve BEEEEEEEEN asking myself too..coz I heard Gareth and crew talking about on his show but didn’t catch the name.

  188. Fezzy on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:54 am 

    @Fluffie…take this post as Anything Goes and tell us whats on ur mind.

  189. dejane on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:57 am 

    Like Sushi said it would have nice to have a new post, so ill move right along seeing that there isn’t any!!

    Happy Birthday JC! Thank you for this wonderful blog, thank you for helping some of us look busy at work when we’re actually blogging and not working. Thank you for the laughs, for insights, for the scoops and for bringing such amazing cyber species together!

    The open letter to Sizwe by Xtra led to my discovery of JC. Its also one of my favourite articles, along with Nvk’s great stories.

    Shout out to Biscuit, Dexter, Wildy, MisAnn, Lusta, Lolo (I’ll never forget the silent kwaito artist..I still crack up when I think of that. You’re special shem), Softy, SushiQueen, Alexis, Fabu, Nkey, JG, Sxylin, Fabu,Pakzin, Mamamia, and erbody else you guys are the future!! <3

  190. FlawlessL on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:58 am 

    I guess this is “ANYTHING GOES” and what about the guys who Blogs… I find them Gayish shame!!!

  191. lolo on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:03 am 

    @Biskiti… how dare you call me Crazy-soul??? Uyang’phaphela… Ene futhi ang’sakkhulumisi… angisho ngk’cela kahle ukuthi ungabizumntanabantu Rhitard… usile yazi!

    @lynx… enkosi in advance sana lwam…Hubby is supposed to be taking me to ko Busy Corner tommorow… I live near there & I have never been… not even been ko Caprivi… I hate that my hubb’s idea of taking me out is sending me to his Momma’s house!!!

    That is wife abuse…he says he does not take me to those places cause mna ndine addictive personality… he says ngizofuna ukuya everyday… Bantu phela nam , ng’funa uk’jay’va…

    Angali my youth is gone but I wanna dance in my old age… Ngiyajika phela… wena faka i Gardens of Eden with Zonke… uzobona ng’saka ngilingana nebhodlela le coke!

    Konje iqala kanjani…

    “LET ME GIVE YOU MY REASONS WHY I LOVE IT HERE!

    # singing & sakking#

  192. Biskiti on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:09 am 

    DeJane skaat saaka maan, Love you wayawaya! Waitse you completed my list right there…le Fezzy hleng. DeJ, waitse o bua nnete, colleagues like to say ei wena you are always busy, glued to your scrren, kanti i’m busy ready ama comments wabo LOLO…lolest.

    Cutypie, hmm…i just hope the guy is not the protected specie, snufukwazi, if you can traumatize vulnerable 15 year olds nge your horny behaviour, surely you should be named and shamed.***let me try google***

  193. lolo on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:12 am 

    @Dejane…you’re sweet!

    @Sxylin… has anyone ever told you how truly pretty & sweet you are, I’m salivating over the photo… my keyboard is wet… If I die of electrocution it will be your fault!

  194. Pinklips on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:15 am 

    HaPpy Birthday JC…..
    HaPpy one week to the cute baby hope you grow to be sexy like mumy *side eye Lolo*

    HaPpy birthday in advance Lolo for tomorrow. I don’t have plans and not far from busy corner either so I’m going there to scan all the ladies who will be there in hope to see your sexy crazy self. That would be fun for me….

  195. Fezzy on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:18 am 

    O dankie Biskiti man!
    I discovered JC cos of Zolas problems with baby mama. Saw the link somewhere and have been an addict ever since that day.

  196. Pinklips on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:19 am 

    Hello @ lynx and Fluffie how you doing zithandwa zezulu?

  197. lynx on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:38 am 

    Im gud@Ponklips

    I love JC..
    *ukukikiteka kanganga,
    *learning our beautiful languages,
    *being corrected,
    *being educated,
    * being insulted,
    *for exhausting my nubilizer,
    *being burried alive by a spade nogal (ayakudibela amablogger shem)
    *for my monthly premiums from chitibhunga the list goes on
    #and as I am sitting now my i look so serious as if i am on some ground breaking ish… hee.hee.hee.hee.hee(in Naomi’s voice!

  198. lynx on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:39 am 

    meant@Pinklips

  199. Ms Android on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:40 am 

    Hhey you can say that again@Eet SumMo/Biskiti ”wish we were all friend in real life too”.
    Mna I just emigrated to this city ene I haven’t made friend yet but heck!! andinandaba coz JC fam. keeps me going & laughing.
    [Happy birth day JC]

  200. Biskiti on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:45 am 

    The guy’s name ke Peter Davies, some people mara…kanako eo he has 2 daughters self. And he is still getting his full pay while his court case is still on. Mina i’m just relieved that HINB. Tired of all crimes being associated with us bo darkie.

    Here’s the story>> http://www.sport24.co.za/Rugby/Sex-claim-has-shattered-Davies-20111009

  201. DrDee on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:46 am 

    Hey there @lela.Am around,just that JC is now a war zone my dear.So much hate and anger.I miss our old intellectual conversations and problem solving discussions.I do need ur prayers though have some challenges today.A special shout out to my cyber family.@manny,@nkey,@kusi,@lolo,@MissAN,@biskiti,@kiki,@snapshot,@mapakisha,@mamamia,@Wildy and @DrSofty where are you?@Lusta hope you are enjoying ur holiday.

  202. faith on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:51 am 

    Happy Birthday JC.
    I discovered JC when BS walked into our office with the HR lady to get her work and email account created and I thought to myself I know that face and when I googled her I saw that she has a blog and I’ve been addicted since and that was when I just started at this company 2 years back if my memory serves me well and it’s been a great time.

    Today I’ve submitted my resignation letter so that next year I can go and finish my degree full time, hopefully the plan I have will workout exactly like I’ve planned it.

  203. Miss P BayBay on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:52 am 

    1,3,5,8,15 is my very X boyfriend and he still wants me back. He was my high school sweetheart but I saw the gay tendencies kuye. And he is now a fashion designer Lol

  204. lynx on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:53 am 

    m at work today ngegama (lynx>present miss) m not gonna work, ke tla shapa ngwaza, manyisa, hlokolosa mo koJC’s Bday bash,ke robetsi ka bo 4am vandag impa nna keyayrata Festive (sotho attempt)ubuthongo endinabo entloko, ngase ndive ndiqubude ndilale

  205. Pinklips on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:58 am 

    All the best Faith may the good God be the light in your path. Me proud of you sistas…

  206. faith on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 11:59 am 

    @lynx I share you sentiments, im also at work for the sake of being here physically I’ve told my colleagues that today I’m on a go slow and working is not what I intend to do, I have a massive hangover and I need to sleep and worse the big boss is around today so no sleeping in the office. I think its time that I accept im not 18 anymore the days of having 2 hours sleep and then be totally fine the next day are long gone

  207. DrDee on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 12:01 pm 

    Happy Happy Beday for tomorrow @lolo.35 is a milestone.Wish you a crazy day.Hope you have fun and black forest.From ur biggest fan,supporter and cyber friend.I wish you many more crazy years ahead.

  208. Fluffie on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 12:02 pm 

    I’m good @Pinklips thanks for asking *I now feel special* LOL

    Well I need to know from you guys; I have this guy I love so much. It’s been said that when u avail urself to a man, he gets fed-up ngawe, like if u don’t give him time to miss u etc.
    We see each other almost every weekend. It’s always fun. But is this too much? Should I maybe skipping weeks in our visitations? What u guys think?

  209. Lela on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 12:04 pm 

    Guys icacile siqunjelwe kwalba ba kungabina anything goes nange birthday, masibulele kwale yoba kusekhona ispace socommenta cause ngale ndlela siqhuba ngayo asi deserve kwale. So ke masele siqhuba apha. The looking back on great stories,moments and comments is a great idea.

    Mna I’ve made very good friends on JC and I thank God everyday for it. I have met wonderful people apha who are now my very good friends. You know yourselves!

    Love you too Biskiti.

    DrDee glad you are still around. All will be well sisi,will put you in my prayers.

  210. Fluffie on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 12:07 pm 

    @faith u took a bold step hey; all the best with ur Degree. I’m gona start my B-Tech next year.

    I’ve recently just discovered JC because I was extra busy at my previous work place. Like 2 months ago. And I love it here.
    Happy 2 year anniversary JC hooi hooi!

    @Lolo u are one of a kind. I also have secret Lesbo fantasies *runs far away*

  211. Pinklips on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 12:14 pm 

    Lol @ Fliffie you are specially.

    And no weekends are not bad. I mean you give him enough time to miss you during the week right? Man love their space but they also love the feeling of loved and wanted. Mna personal I don’t see anything wrong with that. Enjoy your this guy…..

  212. Pinklips on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 12:17 pm 

    *fluffie*

  213. Fluffie on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 12:20 pm 

    @Pinklips – thanks for your input sthandwa…

    Oi where did my comment go!!!!!???!!!!

    @faith – that’s a bold step u too hey; all the best with your Degree. Am starting with my B-Tech next year.

    I discovered JC recently (less than 2 months) because I was extra busy at my previous job but it’s relaxed here.
    Love the fam here – all fun :)

    @Lolo – u are one of a kind. I also have secret Lesbo fantasies *runs far away*

  214. lynx on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 12:24 pm 

    @Faith, mna I dont drink so its the sleep deprivation thats got me, i have this feeling in my heard, what im doing is go to the ladies, close the door, set the alarm for few minutes & sleep, wake up wash my face and go in…by the time i get off il be good to go, one im definately not heading home after work..there are things to do, people to see and fun to have, ndidlubutsha bam!

  215. manny on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 12:46 pm 

    dumelang ..happy to our JC …i jc izokuseta maan i time ..i jc izokuseta maan 2 time..
    congrats lelo …kumnandi la ekhaya ,we pray ,we sing ,we swear …we cry ka di story tsa ms Taboo…we get called gay for blogging …AND WE LEARN….about life
    @biskiti kemang manniolo? ungazonginika ama gama a snaaks ..my name is manny #STRAIGHTFACE..
    @LOLO URE STORIES HAS ME IN TEARS WAYWAY-LAGHTER
    @kusi queen of khumbu
    @snapshot ntwanas ..thanks for the support and phone call when I was in the accident ..ama bloggers ano Thando..
    @wildisland ke o rata le ha nale honchika sthubeng for ho nwa wine
    @fezzy i love u …u need to go easy on being homophobic..lolo give her your gentle touch
    @comrade lungsta …..viva …im still luking for your cure of shrinking parcels
    @lela im gonna marry u and we will sing Nigerian songs sonke
    @sexylyn ..u hot and u intimidate me..ive always had a comples when it comes to hot chix,,thats why i go for bo sdudla
    @kevcare buya ndoda ..ke kgathetse ho rwakiwa alone
    @jg…I wonder whos man you chowing boss
    @kiki next time i see you ill say hi
    @chase buya ..or o busy okama lephondo?

  216. manny on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 12:52 pm 

    @drdee u better make sure u come back ka lesela la missan..even though shes gone awol

  217. Kusihlwa on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 12:58 pm 

    @kusi queen of khumbu
    @uyangijwayela yazi shaammmm…unjani kodwa

  218. manny on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 1:12 pm 

    im good kusi …did you watch it this week?

  219. DrDee on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 1:45 pm 

    Kanti @manny,I thought @lela was ur friends @Pules gal.Now you wanna marry her?

  220. Lela on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 2:08 pm 

    Yho ngaze ngawuthola umshado since my hubby to be Pule went awol.

  221. sxylin on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 2:16 pm 

    Lol @ Manny ; Lolo I’m here @ kitchen bar having lunch and there is so many people and flies going around GOSH *sickface* and the heat; my son is cranky; @Fab I’m coming from physio nana and a gal has to eat right

  222. lynx on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 2:19 pm 

    baze bamnandi ubuthongo>traded lunch for some sleep

  223. fabulicious on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 2:33 pm 

    Hi All

    Thanx @dejane for the mention!! *twice tjo*

    Happy Birthday JC! Tomorrow I celebrate my birthday too so Lolo we r twins!! * Screaming like a Maniac while doing the Hlokoloza*

  224. lolo on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 3:11 pm 

    Long story fell free to skip…

    Eish I’m hoping that once the clock strikes 12 tonight @ midnight I transform into this mature woman who does not find humour in aboslutely everything…I wanna be all grown up, yazi, ngibe yilabo mama aba serious…Ngiyekele uk’hlekana…

    This morning I was laughing so hard @ my own bloody husband.. Ngimhleke ngaze ngaphuma izinyembezi… The poor man just shakes his head & wonders what on earth he married…let me explain why I was laughing @ him…I realise that I was wrong to laugh… But I seem to be developmentall arrested yazi…I’m having the same thoughts I used to have when I was 10years old… that surely cannot be normal…

    Okay here is the story, we were @ my mom in laws house…. having Sunday lunch, suddenly the discussion becomes about what a fabulous cook she is ( my mom in law) & how when hubby was a kid , she used to make them the best chicken, ehlatshiwe(freshly slaughted)

    I do not cook such @ my house I like my chicken frozen, this talk of her wonderful salted chicken gives my mom in law some ideas…

    She tells me I must slaughter & cook chicken for her son, that he misses it, I explain that I’m squemish, I refuse to murder then cook, Cause she is Mrs Bossy Boots, she says, no she will kill he chicken for me & hubby has to fetch it from her house on weekends… I resent this idea, feel like she infact both
    (mother & son) are telling me what to cook, in my own shack might I add…

    Every Friday without fail hubby goes to his mother’s house to fetch the murdered chicken… I stick it in the fridge , refuse to cook it, It is now week seven the number of chickens are mounting in my fridge, and these are huge QHUDES… BIG,

    I hate them, I tell hubby I will never cook such….It takes to long to cook & it tastes bad.

    My marriage is in trouble , hubby thinks I’m disrespecting his mother by not cooking the chicken, we run out of normal Woolies chicken, I SMS hubby tell him to bring uncooked chicken for supper, he tells me there is plenty chicken in the fridge, he refuses to buy more chicken until I cook his Momma’s QHUDES… the is an impass… I feel like he has declared war…

    I tell him I don’t know how to cook such big birds(and trust me the chicken was HUGE) wonke AMAQHUDE bewalingana nengane ena 6 months & bewagcwele i freezer yam

    So I said to myself, lo if ufuna ukudla IQHUDE likamama wakhe, then mina ngizomphekela IQHUDE likamama wakhe.

    I asked him how you prepare such, he tells me to call her for the instruction, I do, I ask her to SMS me the instructions, she does, she says I must just boil the chicken in salted water for a long time untill it is tender…

    I tell hubby that mna I’m not willing to eat the QHUDE, I’m only cooking it for him cause I love him & I do not want to stand in the way of a Man , his mother & their QHUDE!

    On the appointed day wake up, cut the defrosted chicken,put it in a pot with salt, put it to the boil…My hubby goes to friends, he comes back a hour later, the house is filled with the scent of BOILING QHUDE (with salt)

    He asks me to change the nappy of our youngest child, he says he thinks she had a little accident, I explain that my baby’s nappy is clean, that what he is smelling is the QHUDE…

    I make myself umphokoqo, ndiyavubisa, cause I really wont touch the QHUDE…Remember this is a Sunday, I’m reduced to eating uphuthu & inkomazi on a Sunday cause of an interfering Mom in law…

    My daughter who loves her dad says she will eat his QHUDE, out of loyalty to her father, plus she was impressed that the QHUDE’s drumstick was bigger that her thigh!

    Three hous later the QHUDE is ready, I dish for father & daughter, he had told me he liked his QHUDE with pap, so I dished him a steaming bowl of hot papa, & I dished him two HUGE.BIG pieces of the QHUDE, I poured a generous amount of gravy over his pap, from the salted QHUDE, cause the QHUDE had just salt is was as white as the pap, it had hoorible skin, all white & lenging…With chicken pimples on it… not exactly appetising…

    My hubby did not looked to pleased to see his lunch, but he had to eat & finish it cause he asked for it… the poor man looked so miserable, It was like a FEAR FACTOR food challenge, but he finished eating…

    Then went to the bathroom threw up, called his mom told her that I had finally overcome my squemishness & that from then on I was going to to slaughering my own QHUDES…

    We now eat normal frozen chicken … The end, this morning I was reminding him of this incident & laughing at him

    He was NOT amused…. SHEM!

  225. lolo on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 3:13 pm 

    @Fabulicious… from now on you shall forever be called wele!

  226. little on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 3:28 pm 

    Happy JC.
    Happy Birthday in advance sesi Lolo… Hahaha, tjo!

  227. sk1 on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 4:04 pm 

    HBD to JC , hapy besday kuwe Lolo in advance
    death by* wonke AMAQHUDE bewalingana nengane ena 6 months & bewagcwele i freezer yam*
    Lolo uqalile

    @TheSushiQueen u r ma she/hero

  228. lynx on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 4:07 pm 

    hahahahaha!!@Lolo

    I read dear at my own risk, I was in stitches!, man and their ego, he was adamant to prove that ulithanda ngempela iQHUDE lakhe nonina

    I remember the first time I slaughtered my first, I was dared by my crazy older cousin, thing is I love eating the insides amagila & stuff ndizezi zithandu flayisha” and they gave me the bird, knife and a tray…I held it away from me, I started screaming, at the back of my mind I kept thinking the insides..! the insides! so I finally drove the knife to the neck as I was feeling the knife permeate the neck I started crying, with each incision I uttered a scream until I could realise that I was now holding the head…bloody.. i cried for the chicken i just killed,my mom arrived lamageza abusy ayandihleka, she punished them and told me i to never again, she saw my pain, i felt so guilty! I was 14 at the time and I have never killed a chicken again!

  229. Rethabile on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 4:57 pm 

    lmao!!! #4 kills me…..

  230. sxylin on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 5:03 pm 

    Auuuw Lolo but I love umleqwa (that chicken but wld neva eat it if I see it being killed :( I always eat it when I go to Lekgotla

  231. Ms Android on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 6:32 pm 

    IQHUDE ke is not just any chicken but YINKUNZI yenkukhu. lol
    @Lolo I believe you still have 6 MAQHUDES in your frezzer andithi?
    Death by the the instructions -”just boil the chicken in salted water until it is tender” lol. Hayi we love you Mysista & happy birthday in advance.

  232. lolo on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 9:23 pm 

    Mama kaMalik, I cannot access my email account but I wanted to say G’nite…

    Ms Android…if ezityiph’zinkulu, over! are to your taste I’ll instruct my mom in law to hook you up ke…rather you than me sthandwa… andizimiselanga ukugajiswa lifele lenkukhu mna!

  233. sxylin on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:48 pm 

    Happy bday @Lolo :) big hugs xoxo

  234. Thase on Fri, 25th Nov 2011 10:56 pm 

    Kwaaaakwaaa @Lolo, could stop laughing at the QHUDE story. Serves hubby right, forcing you to eat phuthu and inkomazi on sunday nogal. My dad loves the QHUDES too, good thing is he kills them himself and cook, so sont have to touch them.

    Belated 2nd Bday wishes to JC and 35th Bday to you Lolo.

  235. Fab Tee on Sat, 26th Nov 2011 9:50 am 

    A very Happy Birthday to you Lolo,may you be blessed coming in and may you be blessed going out!
    PS: dont have too much cake now! lol

  236. lolo on Sat, 26th Nov 2011 11:09 pm 

    Sober & home :| #weeps#

  237. Nolz on Mon, 5th Dec 2011 12:12 am 

    Hai hai no.1 and 2 yona,aowa I disagree!!Mara ‘Woza’:'D

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