Anything Goes…

December 7, 2011 by Brown Shuga

Yeah, anything goes!

@Sexylin, you are obviously unhappy in your marriage. Your hubby eats it raw outside and has already impregnated someone else and you no longer trust him. Why do you still stay and torture yourself like that dear? Wouldn’t leaving the marrige be the most obvious and reasonable thing to do because you can’t always be wondering wwhether he is not trying to get into some woman’s pants when he is not home with you.

promisez on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:06 am

Owh let’s try again! I was saying iv also noticed that Minnie never mention Aure errtime she is talking about her freinds, @Missthang! And @Madi that bug of not wanting to go to work anymore is everywhere!

sxylin on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:08 am

Lolo are u exposing me? Phela usukuJC ngoku pls wake up!

Nthoentle on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:08 am

@Sxylin-sit it out babe. Don’t stress yourself. My hubby takes our baby to be paed on his own, bottles and alles. Don’t stress, see this as time to yourself, read a mag and just RELAX

Bee_Mo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:09 am

19 DAYS! TO MY BDAY*WOOoop* woop*
I love my bday m the one who will call and make sure you enjoy your day I just love happy days.
So since its anything goes let me let out out what is in my system I have been counting the number of days before I add a year to me being on earth and I have decided instead of complaining m celebrating. Lord knows it has been a difficult year. So I just want to put it out there that I love my mum I hope when I grow up I become the mother that she has been to us being a single mum is no child’s play especially when their dad lives 15min drive from them and yet does not want anythinf to do with them!

Oh and I met someone a week ago its going well (obviously the honey moon stage) but I am happy because am letting myself be especially aftr my heartbreaking break up a few months ago. So all who told me I am going to be fine? THANK YOU INDEED I HAVE HEALED AND I AM OK

*Sorry for the essay! its anything goes.

manny on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:14 am

yo yo yo ma peeps ..I need to raise 40K by march ….anyone knows a good mashonisa?I found a car I just need i 40tau….
oh and yeah sibonga i anything goes..

freckles on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:15 am

@Leungo, Marriage is not boyfriend/girlfriend issue. you get married for better or worse, yes the bible say the only time one should divorce their partner is infedility. Even if @Sxyln was to leave her husband, she’d find another man who’ll cheat. men cheat finish and klaar. women who go around saying “he’s mine, he’s mine” are obviously naive and should be smacked in the head. No man is ever yours, he’s yours and the rest of the worlds. If a penis could tell on itself, yoh, you’d get cardiac arrest.

So ngizwa ngama ‘hem hem’ that Joyce molamu (fikile’s mbalula’s former side dish) wants attention, she says she’s going to write a book. a book about what? Joyce, you’re no celeb neh, appearing kwi Sunday World for sleeping with a married man and claiming to be pregnant makes you a whore, not a celeb. this is not the states dumb b*tch

Letebele on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:17 am

Anything Goes!!!!! Yeay!

I got a boyfriend*beeeegsmile*

sxylin on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:18 am

@Leungo you could be right *about me stressing my self * or but then again u cld just be spewing rubbish #u decide# Anyway I guess it happens most marriages! I am sad that my son will be hogged by strangers heffers who will touch my son! I love my husband and I am grateful for time out from everything hmmmm shim get my drift? Yes? No? Try marriage so fulfilling even with all its insecurities! RME… Kapish!

manny on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:23 am

hallo sexkyn…uyakhula u MFANA ka malume manny..u malume kumele amfundise uku phuza i beer no ku thenga e exford..koloku li gotshwa lisemanzi …

sxylin on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:27 am

I miss both my gorgeous boys already *tongueout Leungo#

lolo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:27 am

@Leungo,all men cheat…all of them without exception! @Sxylin is most probably the most doted upon little wife in SA…not my opinion but a fact. The heifer who let herself get knocked up by someone who is married & clearly unavailable must not BS herself into thinking that her bastard spawn is gonna ruin a marriage! Ty is gonna be raised by both his parents within the confines of a marriage!

dejane on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:28 am

What’s Joyce’s book going to entail? Seriously.. O zo bala ini? Once upon a time I shagged the minister of sports and appeared on the front page of a tabloid magazine.. The end! She must SIT DOWN!!

Fezzy on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:29 am

Eish JC bloggers have good memories yazi. I even forgot that sxylin told us a story about her husband impregnating someone else.
@sxylin…aren’t u scared that someone might recognise u? Remove ur pic as ur gravatar dear, abantu babolile la ngaphandle.

freckles on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:29 am

@Sxyln, is your sons half sister/brother born yet?

Guys, please give us some juicy goss neh? @Letebele, why are you so excited for a boyfriend? rotflmao

Leungo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:32 am

@Sexylin and Freckles, it’s just that I am always saddened by men doing thse kind of things to us women because I know very well that if roles were reversed, Sexylin would have been kicked out of the house a long time ago and be called a whore by the very same whoring husband.

So, what can be dome in the meantime seeing that the trust is now out of the window? I know marriage is not a boyfie/girlie issue, mara that does not mean we have to take the abuse bathong. Never!!

By the way, if that’s you on you avatar Sexylin, you are too pretty for words and the baby is just so nunus.
Leave that man and come and play house with me, lol!!

Beautybaby on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:32 am

Morning all, its my last day on Friday at work till the 3rd Jan, very excited. Monday hubby and I r going to CT for a week *beeg smile* @Sexylin don’t stress babes even if the office hoes ooohs and aaahs, feed and change nappies that’s all they can do, at the end of the day hubby and Ty r coming home to U.

Letebele on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:33 am

@freckles: coz that means No More Draught!!!!! That’s why I’m excited to have a boyfriend!

freckles on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:35 am

@sxyln, how old is Ty since he can now go to offices and stuff? is he even a month old? I thought black people did the 3month rule. anyway, asifani neh? don’t worry @sxyln, your husband won’t be busy with his PA in his office while little Ty watches on. lol. indoda anyeke uyi confirma.

So I can’t help but feel BS just threw this post to JC’ers. lol. I feel JC administration is below par, almost as though they’re lazy.

@JoneighGALAXY™||I Am Who I Am||Afrikan Star||No Limits Soldier||Observer||Hustler Imperial - Rainmaker||Dream Weaver||Global Citizen||Carpe Diem - Seize The Magic on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:36 am

@Sexylin: Just relax. I don’t think your hubby is some weak willed individual who’ll just give in to every little temptation out there. I bet he just wanted to reach out & show consideration. Your man know’s what he did was wrong & it’s probably gonna be a constant reminder of the great wife he has in you. Take it easy & get yourself a deserved ‘me-time’.

@Luengo: What you’re saying is easier said than done. Divorce is sometimes not worth it.

Miss P BayBay on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:36 am

EIsh comment dissapeared…yabonake JC

Lolo awuzwa umthetho wakho, I dont want to get the poor soul introuble by exposing him cos uyaziwa especially not ku JC…and worse angifuni ukubamoshela nogirlfriend wabo ngingaze ngidume as a girl who broke up a good relationship, andicingi sana lwam

Eish guys please lets hold hands and pray for me going for my drivers test kusasa, I have failed twice before so I cant afford to fail this time because my sister uzongipha imoto if ngiphasa…cela ningithandazise bazalwane…but ku Unfair ukuthi I have to folk out R3000 to pay someone for doing their job. corruption mara

Eish guys yazi I met this guy last week and during the dance udude tells me he loves, zange ngaboreka kanje. The words I love you have lost their true meaning ne!!!

lolo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:38 am

@Freckles where the hell were you yesterday??? Are you under some delussion that blogging is some half day-part-time gig???Ngicela unga’dini!

Letebele on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:40 am

Anything Goes eqala leho kgutla ka mora nako a telele BUT has a nerve ya hokwenya di comment tsa rona*sadface*

@freckles: I’m excited about my new boyfriend coz it means draught season is over for me.

sxylin on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:40 am

Malume Manny kwaaaaaaaa eish ! @Fezzy I have a blog lovie; so either I stop commenting on JC to protect my pics or delete my blog which I think I’m going to do anyway! I rarely have time for it anymore!

@Leungo #wecool# and trust me if the roles were reversed I would still be where I am right now!

Lady Zee on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:41 am

Sooo,i went to PnP yesterday after work in my green overalls(work in the mining sector) then this lady behind me at the till says…n i quote “waitse bo malaisha should jus have their own tills le di overall tsa bona tse nkgang,bana ba malatsi a ba tshaba skolo waitsi”.So i look around and im the only one in sight o apereng overall…….
I turned around,looked at her n her 25cm tweeze and Bay Ran shades and apologised for go monkgela ka my CoCo Mademoiselle!!
Then we cum out of PnP and i made it a point that she sees me getting into my BEEMER,tilt up my sunroof,pump up the volume,and offer her a lift(coz ne a ya ditaxing)!!

Miss P BayBay on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:43 am

“So I can’t help but feel BS just threw this post to JC’ers. lol. I feel JC administration is below par, almost as though they’re lazy”.

I so agree with you freckles wesiStatement…sunokubora nje okukhona. If it wasnt for my fellow bloggers ngabe I dont even bother

Vesa on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:46 am

Eish JC bloggers have good memories yazi. I even forgot that sxylin told us a story about her husband impregnating someone else.

@Fezzy….you can say that again hle! I don’t remember a single thing about that

khonziwe on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:47 am

Anything?

lolo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:48 am

@Miss P…shem you trully loved the so & so neh? Umntu mara…eish! If I could geneticaly re-engineer us women, I would fix us so that we could enjoy the sexual act without involving our triffling hearts!

@JoneighGALAXY™||I Am Who I Am||Afrikan Star||No Limits Soldier||Observer||Hustler Imperial - Rainmaker||Dream Weaver||Global Citizen||Carpe Diem - Seize The Magic on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:48 am

@Manny: bruh I bet if you stopped visiting Oxford & Turffontein brothels you’ll save more than that R40K that you need. I really don’t understand the logic of visiting whore cages when we live in the days of easy-love / easy-sex. Putting yourself at so much risk for something you can pick up at nite-club or a chisanyama near you. We are living in the days of plenty as far as sex is concerned, no need for hookers.

sxylin on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:49 am

Oh @Freckles; Ty’s sister is not born yet; My son will be 3 weeks on Friday! Lol he started going up and down since last week!

Nthoentle on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:51 am

Kwaaaaa @Lazy Zee-askies nana. My sis is a mining engineer so shem I know all about that. Luckily she left the mine now n works in JHB.

khonziwe on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:51 am

Eish, 2011 will the first year I have to spend festive season without my ex of 5 years, hope I’m gona survive the loneliness

Beautiful-Butterfly on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:53 am

Kwaaaaaaa Lady Zee

Death by ” “waitse bo malaisha should jus have their own tills le di overall tsa bona tse nkgang,bana ba malatsi a ba tshaba skolo waitsi”

Fezzy on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:55 am

@sxyil, what is the name of ur blog? Tshela mina pls fezzyt@gmail.com

cleve2 on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:56 am

Ma bloggers am sad today cos my man left for London Heathrow and he has not said a word to me. Been trying to call the hotel but they won’t give me his room number. No bbm, no facebook no skype, Should I be worried?

Nthoentle on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:57 am

@Cleve2

Leungo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:59 am

Haaaaa @Lady Zee, o mo dirile sentle. People are so judgmental out there and ha ke itse gore why.

Last week, a day after buying my car, I gave it to my brother as he was going to work and I was not. So I decide to go to the Glen for some grocery shopping and take a taxi for my brother was going to pick me up later.

While waiting for a taxi, some brother on a motorbike stops and offers me a lift. I tell him thanks but no thanks I am not dressed appropriately for a motorbike and you also don’t have a spare helmet for me.
He then asks me to wait for him while he goes home (5 minutes away) so he could get a car. I said no, I will be in Pick and Pay at the Glen if you want to talk to me, I can’t get into a stranger’s car.

He asks for my number to call when he gets there, I say no, I will be there, I don’t go around giving strangers my number. He gets cocky and says he does not operate like that but I stood my ground.
Later, he looks at me, as if he is pitying me then says: “Okay then, your loss”.

I remember looking at him and thinking: “nigger please, I have a brand new set of costly wheels and don’t need you to pity me for refusing your lift”.

Ms Android on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:59 am

@MissPBayBays yanga iNkosi ingasipha zonke izinto esizicelayo. You owe me a lift ken nHe! lol .

Was glad to see iAnything goes yhaz…I was like “O My Security guard” side eyes Lela.

manny on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:00 am

tjo Joneigh azange wangichika so ekuseni ndi shiswe yilanga ,,,,,

sxylin on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:05 am

Sorry Cleve2 maybe he is trying to adapt its only been a day and its winter now nana so he is like 2hrs behind

Miss P BayBay on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:05 am

EIsh Lolo I knw hey. I really loved ugy, do you know ukuthi I even wanted to leave my boyfriend ngaye. Eish!!! but ke siyakhula shem akusenani.

dessert on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:09 am

why is penny attacking BS on twitter hayi she has a huge problem la mama!

sassy.tee on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:12 am

Zahara siscefe maan yhu! Lonto uyandweba ngoku ixabiso linyukile, I wonder kayo end up broke nje nganye abantwana abaphuma kwela khaya lake *TS*
*Anything Goes_First Time blogger*

Smang-mang Warona on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:12 am

Dumelang bagaetso.. Kenna smang-mang.. ke tswa di heleng tsa JC (silent-blocking.. yes I said blocking)..

You guys are the best thing about this blog.. love you all!!

@ Letebele, lenna I just met someone and my dry white season is over!! Hallelujah!! AMEN!

cleve2 on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:12 am

Thanks @sxylin and @Nthoentle, I guess I will have to wait. Shoo it feels like forever.

Vesa on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:13 am

Bathong? Mara why do we live our lives like this ye? Relax, he will call you if he wants to or when he gets the chance

Miss P BayBay on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:14 am

Thanks Miss Android*blows kisses*

lolo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:15 am

@Miss P struu akusenani ngane ka-mah…atleast ikhekhe alipheli ubhutiza lo ulidle nge tamati sosi for dek 4 years kodwa lisese khona & futhi I’m sure lisese mnandi neh???

Lady Zee on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:17 am

@Luengo,ai i was appalled!!Like wtf??In dis time and age??Im a Metallurgical Engineer by profession and hw pple always confuse me for a cleaner,malaisha,school dropout etc just makes me wonder WHEN WILL PEOPLE GET IT??
@Nthoentle,luckily im leaving the mine too,got a promotion,imma work in PTA starting Jan,maybe people will then think im a a bank teller(cz its bye-bye to overalls).

Miss P BayBay on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:18 am

Dont worry Cleve 2 uzofona nana nami ngilinde u 12:00 khona ngzofonela lobhuti kaI love you if he doesnt phone kungabe ngishaywe ngeHit and Run

dejane on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:19 am

Jub Jub denies knocking out those kids, he denies being friends with Themba and denies ever being under the influence of any illegal substances.. Hai no its tough shem.. Why is it taking long to arrest the dude and file a sentence?

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:19 am

Ms Android yhazi that’s exactly what I said when I saw anything goes,my guarrrd! Ndise ndaborwa zezi resident psychologists zalapha. Cant we enjoy a day without people magnifying other people’s problems while they have bigger ones bona?

@Letebele I wanna hear all about the new boyfrie at Kiki’s next Saturday please! *already smiling*

flowergal on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:20 am

Dumelang baratuwa….

death by #@Freckles where the hell were you yesterday??? Are you under some delussion that blogging is some half day-part-time gig???Ngicela unga’dini!# Hai…

Miss P BayBay on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:21 am

Ayke ophuma kulona uthi liyavaya yikho umfana uzewadideka wangtshela ngo I Love you last night ezityela elikhekhe

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:22 am

Penny is so predictable I knew that she will go acting all holy on BS for yesterday. Amazing how people who like judging always play victim when tables are turned.

Miss P BayBay on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:23 am

@lolo Ayke ophuma kulona uthi liyavaya yikho umfana uzewadideka wangtshela ngo I Love you last night ezityela elikhekhe

JaguarCutie on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:23 am

Laughing so hard at BS phoxaring uMakhulu Penelope on twitter!

manny on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:32 am

deathby malaisha who drives a beemer -go on black sister u make me poud..abantu bayadelela….

manny on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:35 am

@lela what going on kwa Kiki ? why kubizwa abanjani ?ku ryt mna ndizaziyela kwa panyaza

Smang-mang Warona on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:36 am

This is what penny just said: “@ThePhlyOne What’s a “Joburgcelebrity they look for validation and existence by being mentioned in sunday paper and websites like justcurious!”

Tjo banna.. So now its a crime to write about people? Kanti yena penny does she think she’s beyond reproach and can’t be critised because she’s not a so called JoburgCelebrity?? hahaha! Shem Penny mara.. a whole 5 tweets dedicated to JC and telling us what an A lister you are and how important you are that you can’t be talked about by the JC “Constituency”..

This reaction by this Joburg Celebrity is probably why we don’t get anymore gossip – these people can’t deal..

KewlGal on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:36 am

Haaaaaaaa ziyabixa on twitter, Penny libiyane takin on JC for the Mabhler article… hayini nqandani i gogo bethuna i high high izonyuka… hehehehe BS is soo cool thou.. tltltltlt

sxylin on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:40 am

Ok its anything goes ; I have an acquintance whom I met thru a friend from University; this lady asked me to “introduce her” to one of my male friends; So I did and they went for a couple of dates; and, and! So fastforward to 2-3months down the line girls gets a BMW something black, drop top from guy but now guy comes to my house to visit and meets the said lady’s little sister and boom he is inlove again, now this casanova wants the younger sister because suddenly the older sister is a gold digger!!

This young girl(lil sis) says no but I can see her tikiline tendencies are slowly coming out cos a few days ago she came to my house with the guy (my friend; her sister’s bf) app he gave her a lift! And constantly she is vaguely curious about imvelaphi yalobhuti! Sooooooo now all of a sudden she says she is going to Zanzibar with some friends for Christmas ! Which ofcourse is a lie. Do I tell her straight out that what she is doing is wrong; like shagging her sister’s bf (although the sister is also a loosefield) please advise and yazi I am never hooking people up again! Jhb women!! *claps once*

dessert on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:41 am

i like how BS HANDLED THE SITUATION UGOGO UFUNA IATTENTION.

the_promise on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:43 am

Last week I went to visit a friend,we went clubbing and l8r hooked up with our other friend.I decided to try beer for the 1st time ;HEINEKEN.I downed 9 dumpiz and was soo sloshed that we decided to all sleep in one place. Whn we got at my friend’s place I slept wth her in the bed and the other friend on the floor(sponge). I slept in my undies cuz I ddnt brng pjz and bengingazi zolala there. Next thng I woke up in the morning sleeping on d sponge in a pool of pee,ngimanzi ipheynti,kshuthi ngingathi ngizichamele.I dnt recall ngehla embhedeni. Lucky 4 me they were both fast asleep,drunk. Quickly went to the bathroom ngahlamba ipeynti,wore my top and went back to the dry bed.I swear the last time ths happened I was 6years old. In the morning nobody said anythng to anyone.I thnk lobelele on d floor thought it was her and dnt knw if the other saw it. I was so embarassed bathong. Is it beer engyenze snaks? Should I discontinue drinking beer or change to another beer brand?

flowergal on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:45 am

Sori I am a bit slow…what is BS?

cleve2 on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:46 am

Yay he just called………….. Nearly had a heart attack shem. He’s safe.

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:47 am

i like how BS HANDLED THE SITUATION UGOGO UFUNA IATTENTION…..BS’s has never been a straatmeisie zinto zabo Penny nathi ezo and ke ngoku mna ndizom attenda akazuvictimiser abantu apha n then play victim,MOnday ibingu Mshoza ngoku nguLelo. So she’s is the only one who is allowed to have an opinion Blessing is not.

Zoe on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:48 am

@Lela & @Jaguar, uthini lo gogo? Don’t have twitter eish

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:49 am

Whuuuuuuu the promise with your funny stories! Stop drinking nana alcohol is not good for you.

KewlGal on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:50 am

mthathe Lela… utwebekile la gogo

cleve2 on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:50 am

kwaaaaaaaaaaaa @ promisez, first time beer drinker and you drink 9 dumpies???? ou surely wanted to kill yourslf ne?

@ Sxylin Jozi women are dangerous hahahaha, bonking your sisters man. We all love money shem.

manny on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:51 am

tjotjo sexylyn-loosiefied…unguNomsa?

@the_promise
let me school you child about beer drinking
1. beer is not for women
2. uzolahla udliwe nge beer
3. uzoba nomkhaba
4. uzazi kakela next time

phuma ku beer …give it to me .

Fezzy on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:52 am

Tjo! Penny Lebyane is soooo ghetto yazi! So manje yena ucabanga ukuthi she’s invincible, it was ok when she attacked Mshoza but yena akafuni ukutshelwa iqiniso.

Zoe on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:55 am

Kwaaaa “izinto zabo Penny nathi ezo” Gotta love Lela!

Zoe on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:56 am

Guys I’m thinking of relaxing my hair. Is Mizani any good?

freckles on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:56 am

Penny Lebyane is missing her Zimbabwean d*ck I see! she is a hoodrat plain and simple. why is she attacking BS and not Khulubuse a.k.a Mablerh? uzongihlanyisa manje this fat mama called Penny, angazo phapha la.

Penny, clearly you like the attention. If you didn’t, you’d shut your fat trap, go lose some weight, we don’t need it thrown around JC.

Fezzy on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:57 am

Tjo tjo! Thatha Lela, standing up for BS on twitter! Mara Lela ungishintshele these days yazi. I think Imma hold an all night prayer for you chomam.

the_promise on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:57 am

lol @ukuzikakela. Thing is wawuzehlela kamnandi nami ngabona on d 9th dumpy Ive had 2much. I usually have a hangover the next day but ngosuku lomchamo I woke up freshe.

Mediocrity on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:57 am

hahaha bs and penny have alot in common; ‘bastard’ kids, failed relationships, egoism, contradiction, hypocricy. hell instead of bashing each other they should instead form a support group!! LOL!! *Patiently awaits for the utilitarianism sparks to fly*

KewlGal on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:58 am

Deathby Manny’s number 4 on the list… lmao

dejane on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:58 am

JC is a force to be reckoned with! Bo Penny are up in arms over Mablerh’s article lol.. So she woke up today and the first thing that popped into her head was ke tlo nyela Lelo?! Really Penny?! SMH.. Lelo didn’t even write that article. Le tla tswarisa batho di pelo.. Look what yol have done lol! Viva JC Viva

freckles on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:59 am

was BS not on Motswako some time ago? Penny you got no class you sleaze!

BlindFold on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 9:59 am

@flowergirl, it could be bull shit or Brown Shuga…

Sewagodimo-Angel on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:01 am

Deathby ” Umakhulu Penelope” js bloggers mara, hae! Ds penny chick is js an attention seeker shem, classifyn people as joburgcelebrities, little does she knw dt she fits d description vry well, o nagana gre o special gole kanankang ne bathong, selo se tlhe sa ipona, sis!

dessert on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:01 am

@mediocrity Bs didnt bash anybody nje!

BlindFold on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:03 am

@the_promise, i once had a Black Label, yes Black Label at a concert, you dont even wanna know what happened. Tlohela beer please..in @manny’s voice *Beer is not for women*

mousa on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:03 am

What caught my attention this week was the whole Jub jub trial. Apparently he denies being drunk/high when the accident happened. Like seriously?!? Lomfana kodwa! *claps once*

Cutie on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:06 am

@Frecles : Can you please post some tweets here? I don’t have a Tweeter account hle! Thank you.

lolo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:06 am

HELP!!! Ngiyabuza neh??I twitter yile Facebook enenyoni encane eblue neh? Manje mina ng’funa uku-joiner…manje ngenze`njani? Ngigcwalisa amafomu…bese?? Manje bazodinga i- ID…Mara I don’t have my ID with me, I have my JET card though… @Fezzy you are in IT …HELP!!!

freckles on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:08 am

okay, now I see the link Penny fat mama.
JC doesn’t only stand for Just Curious, but for Joburg Celebrity. okay.

So Penny are you a Limpopo celeb?

Zoe on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:09 am

@Mediocrity, I agree with your last 3 points. With that said, she shouldn’t be bashed for something she didnt write. Lo gogo uzisabela uBlessing qha.

freckles on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:10 am

ThePhlyOne pennylebyane
@ @Vuyo_Himself. U said l hv kids wt 2different man, that is false so get ur facts right bfore u run ur ignorant tweets! Nxa!
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@ @Vuyo_Himself. Never ever compare me! I am praying for u,u need deliverance ur name means Joy bt the vile that u tweet U r vry miss informed
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Blessed are u when pple insult u falsely,persecute u & falsely say all kinds of evil against u because of me Mat 5:11 – I’m Standing Still!
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#what’sajoburgcelebrity-they worship gay stylsts,hairdresers, run after PR pple,journalists,Dj’s,artists& anybody that has access to ticts.
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#what’sajoburgcelebrity- they plead,beg to be presenters at awards fr things thy know nothing abt,as we speak they r looking Concert tckets
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#what’sajoburgcelebrity -the think joburg is SA and SA is joburg so ignorant abt our Country and it’s people,issues and dynamics.
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#what’sajoburgcelebrity – they dine journalist and hope they won’t write abt them meanwhile that’s all they are after.
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What’s a joburgcelebrity – they appear once in Sunday World then starts saying the media is against them and they r nt coping!
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@ @SiyaMtolo wena don’t reflect ur ignorance on me. Don’t score brownie points wt @MsLeloB at my expense. Who said anything abt a sin? Please!
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Ooooh One more time, Motswako is not repeated @SABC_2 it’s on SABC2 Monday’s 9:30 pm, thank u to TVSA readers for voting us N01 TalkShowTV
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Comparing me to Debra Patta is bittersweet, sweet cos u mostly fear her,some respect her which is good. Bitter cos most think she is l’m not
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@ @MsLeloB @Justcurious l will take that if u distance urself, bt that Mabhler who ever he or she is to call me, cos ha a ntsebe!
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BonnieHenna BonBizzle*?
RT @iamsuede: Talking about someone behind their back means they are in front of you.
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I’ve finished filming Motswako for the yr jst lft 1 voice overs, maybe 1 emergency interview! So l have enough time to reflect on 2011.
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@ @talifhani which one?
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@ @MsLeloB @Justcurious. Ha ke ho sokele ur little constituency feels that u r their advocate! U r. Justcurious so don’t play innocent wt me.
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I hve never been a coward so l won’t start this week cos a few faceless people on twitter think it’s cute to nt respond. I’m here deal wt it
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I am the host of Motswako and that makes me the custodian (Face&Voice)of the show, my thoughts,heart and voice abt the issues is strong.
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What’s a “Joburgcelebrity they look for validation and existence by being mentioned in sunday paper and websites like justcurious!
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What’s a “Joburgcelebrity”- Have no ldentity bt what they do half the time do nothing bt be all over the place looking for dirt!
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What’s a “Joburgcelebrity” a socialite – begs for invites, mediahooga – begs journalist to write abt them, be frend people to seem relevant.
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@MsLeloB @Justcurious l wish nothing bt the best for ur efforts in entertainment news bt l’m not ur subject, l’m nt a “a joburg celebrity”!
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The Truth Hurts,It Hurts Cos U Can’t Deny It When It There. So She Who Dares Go TruthFul On Us, We Wanna Destroy Them Cos Fear Of Truth!
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@ @MsLeloB @tseila. “Leave My Life Ke tlogele Mshoza” what r u saying eintlik? I Live My Life that’s why the interview, My Work, My Life Work!
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Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:11 am

Fezzy I haven’t changed at all my f it’s just that these day zise zaninzi izinto ezifuna u attendwa,normally i just keep quiet cz ndiyazazi ndinomlomo omkhulu so to avoid drama or i attend to things that need attention with the attention they need. UPenny naye ngumzalwane so she thinks nguye yedwa okwaziyo uba ghetto going all ghetto on Lelo kuba emazi ba uLelo lilady. What I hate is that these celebrities don’t tell each other the truth bonke bebemntyontyela apha but I know in their conners bayamhleba mna ke shem I’m a straight talker andizo brownnoser pha kuye ndibuye ndizomthuka apha. Wenzeni uLelo? Even Blessing hasnt done anything wrong,he stated his opinion just like she stated hers. What was she thinking when she asked Mshoza about being an example to 15year olds? She didn’t think that someone like Blessing will ask her about her own examples.Ude athi uBlessing doesn’t know her,how ghetto is that!

Smang-mang Warona on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:13 am

@Mediocrity.. No hunny, you’ll just be blocked.. yizo lezo..

freckles on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:16 am

@flowergal, you just made my day by asking what a BS is! rotflmao!

@Sxyln, please hook me up. I’m looking for a steady, but ofcourse he must be well off. and he mustn’t be a man hoe

Fezzy on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:18 am

Mncm yazi wena Lolo…Jet Card?
Freckles has posted the whole of Penny’s timeline. *in Kuli’s voice* Fundani.

Smang-mang Warona on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:18 am

Oh shit @FRECKLES! So Penny is calling Lelo a JoburgCelebrity??? hahahaha! Wow! Ngkunu Penny mara.. but is Lelo a celebrity? A lot of ppl seem to know her..

Fezzy on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:26 am

Wenze kahle Lela. now she’s qouting bible verses. Wy angavelanga wathula nje.

Smang-mang Warona on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:28 am

@Freckles.. a well off man who isn’t a man whore? good luck! even the broke ass bitch niggers are hoes..

Sexylin moves in very affluent circles I observe.. Sexylin, where did you meet your husband if I may ask?

Mediocrity on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:35 am

@smang mang honestly i’d be gladly blocked for expressing a truthful opinion. i’ll not conform nor compromise fact or truth to satisfy mere utilitarianism or as you call it here ‘neighbouring syndrome’. so being blocked is not an issue, my conscience is clear

lolo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:36 am

@Fezzy please siza bandla tuu!! Kant’unje??? Eneh futhi whats wrong with my Jet card,elinye lase Sales House angilikhokhile! Siza phela ng’bhalisele weh ou!

lolo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:39 am

@Mediocrity you sound like my ex…

mama ka Gundi on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:39 am

kwakwakwakwakwa @Promise n Heineken story ! i cudnt finish reading ama comments! Yeka ibeer sisi! 9dumpies for a 1st timer hai ustrong worse beer has that bitterish taste!!

umhlaba uyarounder andikho sure noba ibabalazi noba kuvuka ubayizolo!

@Sxylin ur son is sooo cute! @Fezzy hai JC bloggers have memory of an elephant.lol
nithi uGogo Penny is menopausing about what ngoku yazi she needs ibench, snuff & sakadoek ahlale phantsi sizadikwa nguye!

flowergal on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:40 am

I try very much not to be confused but what I gather from the bloggers is Penny is attacking Brown Shuga for Blessing’s article??? *stillconfused*

Tee.tee on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:40 am

ish mna just bn helluva year 4 me.my baby daddy stoped caring outa the blue,4 me his baby.wat iritates me he pretend as if everything is fine when eva time he cums.im planing to start a new life next yr without him.i mean im talking about the person whos driving a fancy car ke letsatsantsa mara doesnt evn know ngwana wa gage wa ja o apara eng.i found this guy 3yrz bek with his 2 kidz 10 and 8 i loved him 2getha with his kidz and now hes got 3 kidz.2 girl and my boy 10months.whos gna date a guy with 3 kidz aowa,hes jst bn sturborn nje.shud i just move on and forget bout hm?i suport my boy on my own mind u ke le call centre.and modelling part time.

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:41 am

Smang mang she isn’t saying Lelo is a Joburg celeb but she said to Lelo yena Penny she is not a Joburg celeb hence she cant be a subject on JC and then she went on to explain what a Joburg celeb is. Since aquote iziscriptures ndina a lot of verses that I can quote for her starting with the one ethi,with the same measure you judge so shall you be judged also,she is getting exacly what she gave to Mshoza. She knew that a lot of people are aginst what Mshoza did to her skin so she thought she was gonna get back pats after being mean to the woman kanti uzinqikele elinembovane!

khonziwe on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:42 am

Penny, if the social network ‘TOILET’ was still on, bengizo tshela ukuthi, ole sepa la motho Oops!

Smang-mang Warona on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:45 am

Mediocrity.. I know all about being blocked hunny.. The administrator doesn’t like the expression of truthful opinions or observations for that matter directed at certain individuals.. mara ke blog ya hae so let’s go play in traffic lol!

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:46 am

Tee.tee God will give you grace to take care of your child.

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:57 am

Finally MetroFm,DjFresh,RangeRover,LoGogo,ChildrenOutofWedlock,UrBabydaddy r nt scary words 2 me, places,people,things,experiences l’ve had……Just like skin bleaching is not a scary word to Mshoza,you got those words when you asked Mshoza about her setting an example and judging her for using her hubby’s money,so people started quoting your own examples.

KewlGal on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:57 am

Eish ppl have problems apha phandle yhoo.. sometimes we complain a lot and forget to say Thank God for the breath u give us every morning, the roof above my head even though its someone’s floor (lol)..

@Tee.tee all i can say is follow ur heart, deep down u know what u must do. Good luck to u & ur son

@Lela uvukwe bubunondindwa u Penny, amankazana anjalo kakade. my question is why is she not talking to Mabhler? is it becos i JC i owner(wa) ngu Lelo? or umysukela nje?

someone said on twitter, ‘ someone tag Mabhler i want entertainment’ i LOL’ed, i hope Mabhler gives it to her nicely, Penny is out of line. She think’s she’s untouchable, u late shem..

manny on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:04 am

sivile ngo penny yazi …haai mna ndi ryt ngaye manyan-nyan…
lets talk about the weather
#pulls out heineken and makes sure the_promise drinks i Juice ..nxa lento ezi chamelayo le

dejane on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:10 am

O kae Biskit le Pule?

MiszUp2NoGud on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:10 am

** DEATH BY ***

@Freckles.. a well off man who isn’t a man whore? good luck! even the broke ass bitch niggers are hoes..

Miranda on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:12 am

Thanx freckles

That timeline says a lot about Penny, did she recently befriend Nonhle or what?….now I really want to know her age. I had already thought of her growing up to be in the same league le boMamNoeleen,Basetsana, Connie,etc….Hai, this timeline has just taken her out

Doesn’t she know that silence treatment is the best and most matured medicine to such?#smh#

Marsh-Mellow on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:17 am

I’m really disappointed by Penny’s behaviour on Twitter, did she really expect people to keep quiet after that interview??

I see @NtoshToyin is roasting her on Twitter, “Let me freshen minds. Penny had a man driven out of his own house. Poor man could only grab his car keys. How we forget. Now she is ngcwele”.

“@NtoshToyin I guess you only ever know a person when you should. Penny is disappointing me. She was in a state not so long ago. No one judged”.

“@NtoshToyin Now I guess we have an idea why Fresh moved on.”

TJO (O_o)… Sorry for the essay, using my phone.

Ms Tee on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:20 am

Gogo Penny , has always been a straat-mate . I hope she’ll ask Mshoza how to keep a man and stay married. Or maybe Mshoza can assist the #LimpopoCeleb with a loan to fix her “ageing thighs and learn english”. To Lelo and MaBlerh , you’ve dealt with Ms Nonhle who’s “RICH” *coughs* , therefore a cockroach like Gogo Penny is nothing , so is her cheap ranting !

Monei on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:21 am

i’m not done reading all the comments (what i get for logging in late coz i came in late), but THANK YOU @FRECKLES for the TL. dnt even have a smartphone at the mo forgt twitter.

Marsh-Mellow on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:22 am

Oh, lastly I think Penny should change her tagline “The Phly One” to “The Chicken Head”. I think she’s really silly especially for her age.

sxylin on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:25 am

Kwaaaaaaaaaa just saw Bisikiti’s comment about me bleaching my son! Yoh yazi azange ngihleke so!

Monei on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:33 am

and thank you to everyone else giving us Twitter tidbits!!!!

Miss P BayBay on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:36 am

Sexylin I need a man toe…ngathi you know all these relevant people help a sister out. Akebatli deCelebrity ne

manny on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:38 am

@ dijane ere kebalate bo biskiti

sxylin on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:43 am

Ladies and gentlemen; I am a married woman; i don’t happen to know any celebs or anything like that! Unfortunately that experience that I relayed was a once off…

Amo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:44 am

Been kinda held up…went to RAU (see how long ago that was) @Sxylin.

freckles on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:47 am

Ey ey ey *penny lebyane a.k.a Ghetto accent*
I asked @Sxyln first! now senizo gcwala apha ni funa ama doda! @Sxyln, you better hook me up first, then I’ll recycle the ones I don’t like to the likes of abo Ms_P. I’m tired of meeting losers really. I need a handsome educated suitor who will also spoil me with Beemers and trips to Zanzibar. sizafa hi pride nyana yethu eye 2 cent. haai Sxyln, hook me up or I’ll come to your house and kidnap my little yellow bone Ty aka Mshoza

MissTC on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:52 am

I don’t like people who like to give other people spoon fulls but can’t even handle a tspoon of their own medicine!! Penny is acting immature abt the whole thing U can’t excpect to judge and criticise or have an opinion on something and then not allow others to have theoir own opinions etc! She hosts a Talk show foer goodness sake,people/public/viewers are supposed to talk n engage in her topics and also say their opinions! @Sxylin hmm maybe ask the Lil sis n the guy wats gng on btwn them and see from there but don’t think u shud tell the older sis,until u know for sure

sxylin on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:55 am

Hehehe@ Amo I did not go to RAU. @Freckles lol

Tee.tee on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:55 am

kewlgal i lav him,if i folow my heart id be stalking him,closing the chances of meeting someone who wil apreciate me.hai!ku tough!

Miss P BayBay on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:56 am

heheheheheheh Sxylin the second time around wont hurt bantu.
@Freckles yangjwayela yazi Lol ufuna ngihle amaleft over wakho ahahahaha, uyaVuya ntombi. Thina sizakuba abakugcina Sxylin hawu siyazi uTshadile, nathi sifuna ukutshata kaloku

Fezzy on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 12:01 pm

Can we talk about something else now? Sizwile ngo Penny.
Sxylin why are u ignoring me?

DexterSUPERIOR on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 12:08 pm

“What’s a Joburg Celebrity – They appear once in Sunday World then start saying the media is against them and they are not coping”. Eish Penny Lebyane finished me with this line. Kwaaaaaahaaahaaa!

sxylin on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 12:11 pm

MsTC if you read that story u will note ukuba I didn’t not mention anything about telling the older sis ngoba nje she is worse! What shocked me was the actions of the lil sis because I thought nje she is prudish but hhayi ke it seems naye I need to let go of that friendship! I’m not even bothered about that part!

@fezzy will get back to u later nana hahaha!

Thandwayo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 12:20 pm

Tjo trust womann for ovveratting this cheating topic la kujc!!!

Sexylin keep this an never ever leave your hubby: trust is nt the only trait of a relationship, it is jst one of them, the is mutual respect, sacrifice, commitment, love etc and if all of them break u can leave nt just becuase of one overrated trait. We dnt trust our siblings sometimes bt we love nonetheless, ne relationship injalo ke. Otherwise u’ll keep hopping frm bed to bed looking for trustworthy beings..we all imperfect by the way! Sexylin…woo gain, thnaks for the tickets dear!

my anthing goes is this bitch i work with, she ravaged my bag while i wasn in the loo, now my money is gone, no lipglosses and i told my boss now we are going to search her bag infront of her face, engalindelanga nxaaa! thsi is not the first, i am gatvol!
On the bright side: i am going to Rick Ross’s show, this mrng i wnet to buy new clothes, and damn i am going to look a million dollars with my short natural hair***sideeyes Lolo**

Letebele on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 12:27 pm

@Smang-Mang-Warona: love,draught is not Ayoba! #TeamGettingLais!!!

@Lela: chomi I’ll share the details next Sat. Uyamazi lo boyfriend my friend. You’re gonna be suprised ngoba yichomi ka pinki pinki*blushing just thinking of him*

dessert on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 12:32 pm

@thandwayo i couldnt help but lol but that girl unezinto searching someones bag yho she is brave.

sxylin on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 12:33 pm

Errrr Thandwayo pls calm down uLolo has something that I desperately want and pls don’t mess things up I beg looooooooooool.!

Mbuluzana on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 12:36 pm

Had to come out today coz I have a problem at home.My Hubby of 5 years is forever busy.working non stop on his laptop.By the time He finishes hes so exhausted.All He want is a BJ.Wakes me up even if Im fastasleep.We dont shag like we use to,Our s*x life is lacking.Hes now a BJ addict.He’d call me even during the day when Im in the kitchen.Apparently it relaxes his whole body.But what about me Im now considering a dilli coz I’ve been in a dry season with the man sleeping next to me everyday.

Backstabber on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 12:37 pm

GUYS for the love of GOSSIP please can someone give us some juicy mgozi! i am so tired of reading about Mshoza’s bleached skin (she is so irrelevant, she should thank Penny for making her somewhat relevant again..) and Penny’s sagging knees!!!!

Who was caught cheating, who had an abortion,who is HIV positive,who is sleeping with married wo/men. THIS IS ANYTHING GOES, we have been asking for it, please go talk about Penny and Mshoza on the other post!!!

Nna ke kopa mgosi tuu…

So someone, anyone please tell us about your friend.. I’ll even start the sentence for you

I have this friend……..

Bongani on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 12:45 pm

@thandwayo back in high school when ever i stole siomething from other peoples bag. i always made sure that i dont put it in my bag or anywhere near me. because its obvious our bags will be searched… #justsaying since nawe uzo searcha amaa bags some tsotsi are smart they dont leave traces..

from Bongani the Former high school stationery and skhafthin tsotsi

Monei on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 12:47 pm

@mbuluzana, u must stand up for u ryt to be pleased by ur husband. if u’r gona get urself a dildo then get him a blow up doll. whats th point to hooking up for life wihtout helping each other?

Thandwayo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 12:47 pm

loooool Sexy…i wont, yini leyo- the Lolo touch hahahah

Dessert…ufile zintloni uyalila ngoku, uthetha istory uthi she is broke ubelwe imali ebank, ebenetloni zokuyiboleka kusando phela inyanga,,, hehhe awundazi ke ndimsizlele ngoku ndamnika i-R200, i boss yam ithi andinamqolo…lol!

Thandwayo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 12:51 pm

lol..Bongani, this one is dom sana, and akaqali!

dessert on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 12:57 pm

@thandawayo lmao hayi undigqibile ngoku kubhlungu isisu kuhleka.unobuntu kodwa nana.

Smang-mang Warona on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 1:03 pm

@Mbuluzana.. Buy that dildo.. then one day whip it out and start getting busy with it right there next to him in bed.. he will be super shocked.. don’t stop.. once you’re done, turn around and say “Ne se ke lebetsi pipi.. kanti emonate so?!” and roll over and sleep.

hot.chocolate on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 1:05 pm

lol@ the skhaftin thief

cleve2 on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 1:11 pm

Today is really not my day………… I just missed my flight to Milan *crying uncontrolably* I miscalculated the time. DAMMMITTT!!!!!!!!!!

bongi on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 1:16 pm

@ Mbuluzana iyageza indoda yakho… kanti nenza njani na? zange nixelelwe nge good communication emitshatweni..Talk to him..you can never be too busy for a shag..while he is busy with his laptop; put it on your back and let him him do you a doggy..then he will multi task ..sjo..shame hai kum akanolenza ixesha..

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 1:27 pm

Ms Android on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 1:30 pm

Kwaaaaaaaaaaa.@Smang –mangWarona (I like this name)…and roll over and sleep.Ja nHe, but I think uzobetwa nguMyeni wakhe.lol I’m not laughing at Mbuluzana but@ Smang’s advice.

Hayi shem abantu bakwaJC ndiyabahlonipha.

Mbuluzana on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 1:31 pm

Thank you so much ladies will surely do by all means improve communication and tell him I have had enough.

Lmao @ Smang mang & Bongi you ladies jus made my day

WTeeZ on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 1:47 pm

TWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thandwayo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 1:49 pm

i so agree with Penny, stylists, gays, white imitators ETC are so worshipped in this country its sickening, call the woman all sorts of names, she has been through all.

hot.chocolate on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 1:55 pm

Here’s my anything goes: Mina the condom broke last nyt while havin it with my side dish (I’m a chick). strange thing is none of his sperms landed inside me and instead they landed on my lined…eish. Yes it’s possible, cos this happened while he was takin it out and we were in a very compromising position. I took da morning afta pill, but I cnt just worry abt an unplanned pregnancy only. Am really tempted to ask him about his status, cos I recently tested and I am in the clear-neg. Now what if yena he has just infected me?
My cousin suggested I get ARV’s for incase. Sent da side dish an sms tellin him dat I’m k*k scared n kinda askin him abt his status n he hasn’t responded.

No one is safe moss, if a condom can just break nje just lyk that. I thought the expensive ones were more reliable…*sigh*
What does one do maar maku nje?

noma4 on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:05 pm

@Sxlyn ndiyabuva ubunzima okubo, kwaye ndiyavelana nawe kuyo yonke oyithethileyo ndizicelela into enye QHA wena Sis’wam Inumber yalo Bhuti! ndimfuna nje for uDecember lo, uzothi u2012 eqala abe ingowenu futhi

WTeeZ on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:08 pm

Mabhler is arrogant and thinks he is always right. yes he has his own opinion, and Penny does as well, he mustnt come here & thing his opnion is the right one. #teamPenny

WTeeZ on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:16 pm

@Hot chocolate- why do u have a side piece? uyalayeka.

manny on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:16 pm

tjo mbulazana ..woooza lana

FunLover on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:18 pm

@hot.chocolate sending you a beeeeeeeeeeg virtual hug.
I’m really hoping you show you steady “love” by making up some story about now having to use a condom for the next 3 months while you wait out your window period. Tell him you have an infection down there or something. The only other alternative is the truth. #BBMbigHugEmoticon

Fezzy on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:23 pm

@hot.chocolate….get ARVs fast!

Miss P BayBay on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:25 pm

Sheeeet, my comment dissapeared once again and I cant type lento ende ebilaphya…nx

hot.chocolate on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:26 pm

@wTeez…thou shall not judge. Even if he wasn’t a side dish, this could have happened to anyone!

Thandwayo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:28 pm

Tjo hot-chocolate…go buy them ARV, I dnt thnk they will give them for free if you were not raped in public clinics, but i could eb wrong,,,not sure…anyone help!

morekiki on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:30 pm

@hot.chocolate, just ask him straight out if he has tested and whether he would agree to a test with you today! If it just spilled out, the likelihood could be small but not impossible so maybe a course of ARV’s may be necessary but that’s worse than just asking him for a test.

Heish but this is the stuff we get ourselves into. I just found that I have a village rider on my hands, riding everything that moves. Throughout our dating time i have been testing it keeps coming back -ve. I eventually broke it off after discovering yet another couple of bicycles he been riding. So i immediately tested, still -ve but i have lived in misery the past few weeks waiting for the window period. Hoping for the best, but how silly is that?? Hope?

hot.chocolate on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:31 pm

@Fezzy, will do that! I don’t just wanna assume ukuthi just because he’s been insisting on using condoms sonke lesiskhathi, that he might not be infected. I’m soo tempted to pick up the phone and just ask him to get tested, with me beign there of course.

sexymm on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:33 pm

Hi everyone,My anything goes..

I have been having wet dreams lately,atleast 3times a week,one of them I was with two chicks,one of the chicks was Monique (Mo’Nique show)and im really not attracted to her.Eish yah! this morning when I woke up I was wet wet…hayi bo sizani

Odumele nonamahloni
sexymm

lolo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:36 pm

Ya’ll please stop flirting with my baby…she is taken…ndingarhama umntu kaloku…my M & M is not for sharing…ngowam uSxylin…just hands off, ya’ll are making me feel insecure# Elila#

@JoneighGALAXY™||I Am Who I Am||Afrikan Star||No Limits Soldier||Observer||Hustler Imperial - Rainmaker||Dream Weaver||Global Citizen||Carpe Diem - Seize The Magic on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:36 pm

@Hot.Chocolate: Hurry up b/c there’s a 72hrs window period, after that PEP is useless.

If you’re in JHB you can go to Simon Nkoli clinic in Baragwanath or if you’re in PTA you can go to OUT – PRISM centre in hatfield – Pretorius Street, where they’ll be administered for free w/o judgment from nurses.

Smang-mang Warona on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:38 pm

Death by Mablerh telling Penny that him and Penny are not followed by the same “kind” of people.. hahaha!

Mara why are people defined by their followers hhe? Are you more important than the next person just because someone reads your tweets sometimes? What a shallow and pathetic world we live in.. not forgetting the pathetic ego’s and their owners too..

hot.chocolate on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:45 pm

@Joneigh, do the clinics you’ve just mentioned deal particularly with HIV??? Or can I just go to my doctor as well? Does anyone of you bloggers know?

lolo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:50 pm

@Odumele nonamahloni…you have a serios case of latent patent bi-curiousity…this is the worst case I have seen…I do not wanna worry you but the condition is chronic & terminal…however there is hope & treatment…you need to shag a girl PRONTO! Nge-speed esidibene nokungxama…the muffing technique is life-changing!

Smatsatsa on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:50 pm

Guys, does anyone know where I can get me some JEBA hair food, it’s apparently good for dry scalp and ish, I’ve looked ko Dischem and Clicks and even at some pharmacies..
@freckles, do u stock it?

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:54 pm

sexym, pray a lot before you sleep,sexual dreams are not good though it can just be itswayi but just to be safe pray about it.

morekiki on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:55 pm

@smatsatsa first its you with your yellow bone pics then you now want to enhance your hair, watch out for MABE (movement against black enhancement)…..lol! Ba batla re be babe net so.

@JoneighGALAXY™||I Am Who I Am||Afrikan Star||No Limits Soldier||Observer||Hustler Imperial - Rainmaker||Dream Weaver||Global Citizen||Carpe Diem - Seize The Magic on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:56 pm

@Hot.Chocolate: They deal w/ matters of sexual health. They offer pre-counselling, pre-testing, PEP administration, full-diagnostic follow-up testing, post-counselling sessions. All of this is done by medical professionals & trained psychologists in a very welcoming environment. FOR FREE or you can go to the DR. For +/- R1200 for everything that I’ve just mentioned!!!

I have to warn you though PEP side-effects ain’t child’s play but very effective!!!

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 2:59 pm

MaBlerh MaBlerh Salvatore
@ @ThePhlyOne Please do not threaten with your prayers. UNkulunkulu akayena owakwa-Lebyane nor is he the executive producer for Motswako……Sorry guys but I had to kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @this, gotta love Blessing!

lolo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:07 pm

@Lela hayibo what is wrong with sexual dreams???Sukuzenza umamam osoloko ecinga ukuba ndithakathwa ngamagqwirha xa ndiphupha ukuba I am getting a shag okanye ndiphupha ndisitya…forgeting that her daughter is a horny woman who loves food…so obviously my subconcious is gonna be occupied by such…even when I sleep!

Sundani on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:08 pm

@Hot-chocolate get ARV before 72 hrs nana.
It onced happened to me and my fiänce after a month we have been dating. I was stressed the whole night while yena he was snooring. First thing in the morning we went to the doctor and we both tested neg.

hot.chocolate on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:08 pm

Thanx @Joneigh…usisthandwa!

sexymm on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:10 pm

@ LOLO,I have been with a woman before but manje why lamaphupho? into engidinayo,im always the one oya phansi(muff)kulamaphupho.

sexymm on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:12 pm

@Lela,im 100% sure its not itswayi maybe ngidinga umkhuleko nje.

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:14 pm

Hahahah lolo my bf also likes that awunophupha usitya uzondingxolisela intoba why utyile nawe ndithi hayibo ndizawuzcontrol njani ephupheni ekubeni kwamna ndikuthanda ukutya,athi ok ke did you wake up and pray to cast those spirits,yho hayi nokutya oku!

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:15 pm

If its not itswayi maybe you are overeating whatever it is that you always dream eating so now its always on your mind hence uyiphupha oko,so either uyalamba or uyahlutha too much!

Monei on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:15 pm

Smang-smang Warona ke kopa TL update.

Sundani on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:17 pm

@sexymm my pastor says if you had wet dreams you must pray about it,it might be a spirual wife(in ur case)

lolo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:27 pm

@Lela my mom & your man should get together & share stories about their paranoia SMH !
@Sexymm mna shem I enjoy giving pleasure ! I love when I do something to make umntanabantu speak in tongues!Having a girl lose it & shout out from pure pleasure is my ultimate turn on… I love giving pleasure shem! #waits for Saturday#

sexymm on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:31 pm

spiritual wife??Sundani?hayi bo,now u scaring me..senzani sifaka amadimoni in my body?*IM SERIOUS*

sexymm on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:33 pm

@Lolo nami I do enjoy it but kumele nami ngenziwe,I cant be the one owenzayo njalo nje.ke a kgana.

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:34 pm

LOL sexymm,usually sexual dreams are associated with demons of spiritual husbands or wives in ur case. But this is too deep so I wnt get into it. But a lot of people have spiritual husbands hence bengahlalelwa ngamadoda.

Mbuluzana on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:42 pm

@ Lela true sthandwasa Im the perfect example coz everyone close to me think Im living the time of my life with Hubby who cares and buying me all expensive material stuff that you can think of and spoiling our 3 kids to rot.If I can tell y’all the wheels that He bought me for my Born day is oct..

But ngasemhlabeni ongezansi Huh…runs out of words.

Lol @ Manny let’s hook up Luv.

@ lolo I wonder whos next after @ Sxylin,What happen to 2 ladies whom I will not mention names that you were so much inluv with,even had plans to meet with em.Lolo is GEVAARLIK!!!

lolo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:42 pm

@Sundani your pastor should stop villifyng sex…the human race depends on sex for its survival…all six billion of us on this green planet are a direct result of a guy climaxing…the challenge of the next millenium is to ensure that females the world over also climax…I RAISE A GLASS TO DOING EACH OTHER AS SISTAS!!!

Smang-mang Warona on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:43 pm

@Monei: Mablerh said..

@ThePhlyOne My angel, we are not followed by the same kind of people. I’m not one for twars. I don’t need your followers. Uwrong this time.

There is standing up for yourself and there’s being rude! Uqonde ukuthini mawuthi kuLelo, “the friends you keep”!? @ThePhlyOne

@ThePhlyOne , your tweets really make you sound like a brat that cannot take criticism. You were wrong and someone had to call you on it!

lolo on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 3:56 pm

Sxylin is heartbreakingly sweet & smart & has a wicked sense of humour & legs to die for & she is down to earth even though she lives a fairytale lifestyle , she is also part Xhosa, and you know ukuba kuthiwani about Xhosa women…so I am not dangerous, she is!

LuvTerry on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 4:09 pm

@hot chocolate, next time know ur side dishes status before jumping in the sack with people! Condoms aren’t always 100% safe even without busting,they cud have a lil whole and u wudn know. So rather know the persons status u slepn with .. Then being sorry

Nthoentle on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 4:09 pm

@Sxylin-just be Lolo wife too. She really loves u, sounds like she’s about to propose.lol

@Hot.chocolate-i think @JG has given u the best option.

Can’t remember who complained about hubby not doing her. Yoo I’d complain nna hey. Tell him you are not happy and ask him why he isn’t doing u.

sexymm on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 4:11 pm

@Lelo plz send me a verse…

Miss_Tshidi on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 4:12 pm

dumelang ya’ll!!

I think that “Joburgcelebs(as per penny) should start investing in publicity managers….coz this cheap trend of theirs of trying to get their names on Sunday newspapers by acting the fool on twitter is tiring…….really now!!!!

..*smh*

I watched the penny/mshoza’s’interview and i agree with Mablerh.

Penny was supposed to get Mshoza’s side of the story and let us “the viewers ” to make comments/etc.
She was not supposed to us that platform for her own personal agenda that she might have against mshoza.

what Mablerh was talking about on that aricle”someone has to defend Mshoza” or what i understood is …there was no need
for Penny to attack the poor child like she did….and Penny (via twitter confirms that she was sooo angry, that she wanted to shake the poor girl”)

so for Penny to come back today and say all of those drivel things on twitter is such a bore.
Does’nt she get it??…..She did her job poorly on that interview and instead of taking the criticism , she further disgraces herself.

I am dissapointed with her behaviour shem…, I used to think that she was a lady, but clearly I was wrong.

Cutie on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 4:17 pm

Thanks Freckles dear for the tweets

Miss_Tshidi on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 4:24 pm

@SXYLIN: lovely Gravatar……oooh…your baby is toooooo beautiful*teary*

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 4:27 pm

sexymm if you are in Joburg lets go for deliverance eMountain of Fire kuthwa bane deliverance services nam I need deliverance for something.

Cutie on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 4:38 pm

Guys, u must understand that Aunt Penny is a very bitter woman where she is bcoz
1) She got a boot from Metro FM and descended to some unknown local radio station
2) Fat people are never happy
3) She can’t keep any may, even after popping 2 babies
4) She did not chose the province she’s in, circumstances led her there. I bet u if she were to be called back here, she would not bet an eyelid.

Mbuluzana on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 4:50 pm

I wonder why people keep on saying Aus Penny is fat.Maybe Im the one dom coz shes the avarage size on ma eyes.

sefula on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 5:30 pm

@Smang-mang Warona wa tla wa mpola 2day tjo…..
@sxylin ur kid is so nunuza OMG, r u married 2 a white guy?

sxylin on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 5:47 pm

Hey lovely afternoon for me; Spa with mummy in law nice! Err Lolo pls stop it with bringing our business to JC…… Sefula my husband is black! My baby is as black as they come;

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 6:52 pm

Hayini guys Penny is not fat and I dnt think she is unhappy I think she just got carried away,she is only human after all,

simi011 on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 6:58 pm

Was listening to Yfm this morning, this girl named Thando was on, is it the same girl on that sabc1 comedy? “My family” what what? Does any1 know?

sxylin on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 7:22 pm

Hawu Lela such contradiction mara! Cha!

Ayanda2 on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 7:24 pm

So the report by the Donen Commission, released today, exonerated Sexwale, Matlante and the late Majali? But this Majali guy though? He is a facinating character.

Moving on, like Siyamthanda, i wanna meet C-ga. We can have coffee and croissants. hook a brother up guys.

Deemag on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:01 pm

Ayanda2 yoh mara; hehehehe ngibone umntana kasxylin namhlanje umhle unana wakho! Hehehe u should have seen the daddy carrying his car seat to meetings lol your son is a celebrity nyana!!

Cutie on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:25 pm

@Lela : judging by her tweets she is indeed bitter. She’s bitter about relocating to wherever she is, hence calling people “joburgcelebs”. When she was here, she was happy to be among them or being called one.
Regarding her being fat, anyone that wears abooma size 36 and above is fat!

sxylin on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 8:51 pm

Hi Demag so u saw Ty wooow! App he was a hit in the office; just like his daddy… I missed him so much!

devinestar on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 10:29 pm

Here goes…
Can’t wait to take leave so Dezemba cans officialy start…

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:35 pm

@Sexylin im also human but i dnt see the contradiction cz i dnt remember sayin she’s fat or unhappy.

@Cleve ndiyala im a 36 but I’m not fat,im only 5kilos overweight n even ima goal weight il still be a 36,my goal weight is according to my BMI,kanti what is fat bethunana.

Lela on Wed, 7th Dec 2011 11:38 pm

Eish i meant Cutie clearly i miss Cleve.

phlydivaZee on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 12:43 am

Oh kodwa iyabanda iJC mvanje..

#EASYLOVE™ on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 8:29 am

@Deemag Kanti where do u work my skaat???

Cutie on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 9:01 am

@Lelo – Hayi sukundihlekisa apha. ukuba i-BMI yakho ithi you are 5 kilos Overweight icacile nje lento, lol.

who_cares on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 9:32 am

I’m glad I can finally say my girls n I r going to DURBAN on the 16th-18th Dec!!!! Yaaaayyyy #MiniVacation

tinzy on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 9:41 am

Morning bloggers

Since it is Anything goes…here’s my story.

My husband has given me an ultimatum-It is either i quit my job or we dirvoce.

I am in a very demamding industry and sometimes come home after midnight,he has put his foot down and even said he will pay me my salary as long as he comes back home and find me there!

Please help, I dont like being a housewife, we dont even have children, what will I sit at home and do the whole day?

Thandwayo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 9:50 am

tinzy…tell him to draft a contract tht promises to pay you every mnth as he is the one who wants you out of a job, so that in future when he fills the pinch you can go sue him.

zolile on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 9:53 am

@Mbuluzana hayi gal, I think we shud face the truth lana, I think sum1 is flipping it, smacking it and rubbing it down 4 you, since u not doing it yoself. I just refuse to believe the tiredness story mna. As 4 Penny nje she must hook up with primrose crous 4 english lessons in braamfontein nd stop being tjatjarag

Nomaha on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:00 am

@tinzy I think if you resign you are going to be bored especially since you are used to being very busy. Maybe get a lighter job. Receptionist or go work in a beauty salon. But I dont suggest you quit all together.

sexymm on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:02 am

@Lela, when is deliverance service? and yes i’m in Joburg(Midrand)…

Letebele on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:04 am

@tinzy: I’m not married ne but I can imagine where hubby is coming from. He may feel that he comes 2nd to your work coz you’re never home.

Maybe there could be a middle ground,so you won’t have to quit your job. How about sorting out your schedule in a way that accommodates your marriage? Make sure you’re home at normal times so that hubby has his wife at home when he comes back from work? Try not to work long hours.

As for staying at home: in this day and age? Ooooooh ngeke shem! Sitting at home twiddling your thumbs? Hayikhona!
Thetha naye sisi.

NthabiVDK on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:17 am

So Jubjub goes onto to hire people to kill the cop that was due to testify in his case..gone from national icon to a cold blooded murderer…tjo! This man leaves behing a 14yr old daughter who lost her mother some years back and now she has lost both parents.

Anga on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:20 am

@Cutie…udakiwe! Not all size 36 are fat or overweight. Im a size 34/36 and Im not fat, I dont have a big tummy, no love handles, just have thunder thighs and a nice behind. So ungazokhuluma into ongayazi.
Mbuluzana Im also asking myself that who is going to be next. At first lolo was crazy about softie, I think they even met and softy dumped her the day she was mocking Nqobile about her looks. Phela Softy is the serious type and Lolo was being childish that day.
And then it was Nkey, manje she is so inlove with Syxlin. Plus there is the girlfriend who gave her a ring.
Lolo is on a mission to turn every beautiful woman on JC into a lesbian Im telling you.
Sxylin, the world we live in is too small. There might be someone who will recognise you from your gravatar and tell your husband that you are now getting busy with abo Lolo. Careful!

Nthoentle on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:22 am

@tinzy-askies nana, mara I understand ur husband fully. Get a less demanding job where u can knock off at 4.

lolo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:27 am

@Tinzy please listen to your man & stay @ home… I would love to swap places with you…cubicles & the daily 9 to 5 grind are overrated…make babies & listen to Condry Ziqubu music!

tinzy on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:31 am

Thank you for the advise guys but my husband will not even agree to me having a light job…lol @Receptionist or go work in a beauty salon.I would die!

Can you imagine, I am 26,staying at home is just not an option…
My mother-in law has an influence as well, she is busy asking about grandchildren and told my husband i wont have any as i am always at work,the only way i could be a proper wife is if i stay at home and have babies in 2012?

lolo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:35 am

@Anga undiqhela kakubi ng’zok’payisa kumama ka my mom in law…she worships the ground I walk on, she will not take kindly to your nonsense, she is Venda & 83 years old so AYEYE!!!

tinzy on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:36 am

lol@ lolo, i do not work in a cubicle but i understand what you mean, work does take up most of our time, i love what i do though.i fear losing my independence as well.

Letebele on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:36 am

@sexym: from a traditional healing point of view_sex dreams are not good at all. So nam ndivumelana no Lela,please pray. For real. Pray everynight before you sleep. Pray at midnight. Pray even in the dream when you’re about to have sex or while having sex. Those dreams need to stop love.

sexymm on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:42 am

wena Tinzy, ignore your mother-in-law,most of them basile,my mother-in-law used to “joke” bout how she would love to have grand kids,ngazala two manje usefuna omunye futhi,I told my husband ukuthi umawakho useyahlanya manje.Speaking of the devil, she phoned yesterday “hawu kanti niza nini for ukhisimusi,phela ngithengele izingane amaphone kwa cell C” ci ci ci my kids are 6 AND 2… I still love her kodwa.

Maroro on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:43 am

1st comment on JC but iv been a silent reader for a very long time and have been laughing at somethings that some people say apha.

sexymm on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:49 am

@Letebele,thank you my dear, I will do that.

tinzy on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:49 am

Oh sexymm I thought I was the only one with mamazala problems.

I am not even looking foward to going to Natal to kotiza BUT ke i have no choice*sigh* my weave will be wrapped in a doek and it will be goodbye to my manicure!

BlindFold on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:55 am

@Tinzy, make sure that whatever decision you make will make both of you happy, you dont want to be miserable and end up resenting you hubby.

lolo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:00 am

Those of you who worry your pretty little heads thinking of who imma seduce next well let me tell you it will be…Blessing Cele, he will be a bit of a challenge cause he preffers boys kodwa shem Mablerh is good-looking & I’m up to the challenge! And I always get my girl/boy/gay…it aint no thang!

faith on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:15 am

Hi guys, today was supposed to be my last day at work since I resigned but they asked me to work until next week but now my body is giving in, I woke up today with my whole body and throat saw kunzima uginya even amathe and I’m so sleepy ingathi I share an office nomntu opregnant, like they used to say eskolweni xa usozela eklasini then one of your classmates is pregnant yho I can’t take being in this place anymore I’ve had enough 2 years was long enough but wasn’t so bad but now its time for me to move on. My day today is going to be a long one I wish I can just run away like I did yesterday. Hope y’all are having a better day than mine.

bongi on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:16 am

JC blogger’s niyamthanda u Anything Goes..there are new post today lol……….*im closing the comments on AG*..

golden diva on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:18 am

:O soo, sexual dreams are bad? Can someone please explain why?!

Ms Android on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:26 am

@Letebele: enzani kanye kanye lama sexual dreams?
I once read kwi Women’s heath magazine bathi they’re “normal” & one must SUMA enjoy. Now I don’t know what to believe anymore. Ndiyabuza coz I also get ‘m & since u guys spoke about this yesterday, so last night ndiye ndalala ndisoyika in fact I’m still scared. *shaking*

@Tinzy yhazi my cousin sister got her BCom acc. last year now the hubby doesn’t want her to work @all uthi makahlale angasebenzi he is going to provide for his wife & kid…but I think he’s jealous coz uyazi uba once unkosikazi afumane umsebenzi she’ll make more money than him. mxim. But ke you story is different.

Thandwayo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:27 am

Lolo is a legendary woman make over kwi sex preference, no JG akathathi not, nimshiya ngani uFreckles cos naye ukwi list kaLolo lately….**ndingathukwa***

snapshot on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:31 am

Kwaaaa #deathbyBongi thinking her B stands for BS to wanna close comments, siyahlala la…..

@tinzy you still very young what ur hubby is asking is too much, rather opt for one week home working 1 week office. Request not to have any late nights meeting. Put ur foot down & tell them u married & ur marriage comes first. Knock off @ 5 go home cook. It shows u married to a typical african man who wants to get food from his wife. Forget about ur career or you heading to the divorce court.

sxylin on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:32 am

@Anga; I’m really not privvy to the info that you have? Because you don’t know me and what I’m about I’ll forgive u for your assumptions; like Demag says she knows who my husband is and fyi Mr Sxylin is not your usual typa guy; so you’d have to be quite big to get his attention! So yh man I’m a quite girl having fun on social network u guys take life so seriously ! I know I don’t !! So this is my goodbye, May you all be blessed like me and have a Merry Christmas…xoxo; my mentions are @Nthoentle you are the best can’t wait for that lunch before I leave,better planning; @Thesushiqueen have a good one love @Nkey your aura nana I love; @Thandwayo enjoy Rick Ross; @Kiki may you be blessed in the new year @lustagp, @Lela,@Mablerh be blessed,@Jahara you will be missed, oh and freckles nana *big hugs* Manny malume kaTy big hugs hope you stay away from oxford and find that 40k to buy your car; @MissAN gosh girl where you @? @fezzy Merry christmas babe @Lolo #I LOVE YOU# @RexonaABC Merry christmas and a Happy New Year @Thase Merry christmas over there in Australia @sexymm Lustagp’s dururu (LOL) @DexterSuperior Merry Christmas to you sir @ Bisikiti same goes for you Fabulicious good one to u too @Bootylicious Yummy Mummy enjoy ur boy and make his first christmas count @ MissTshidi when you meet ur baby u will understand the meaning “unconditional love” , @Demag was great meeting you this morning, such pretiness gosh girl your one fine hunny can’t wait to see you in NY city and everyone else I left out Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

lolo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:35 am

@Faith kwaaaaaaaaa tl tl tl tk kr kr kr IYHO NQANDANI !!! U@Faith uyandigwinta!! Uthi umqala wakhe u”saw” I wonder ubone ntoni umqala wenye ingane!

Nomaha on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:37 am

……….*im closing the comments on AG*.. Lol! @Bongi I missed your appointment as BS’s assistant.

@Ms_Android uTwitter uthi uyahamba this week so I guess its you and and I for lunch. Asithi next weekend coz mna ndihamba nge 21.

lolo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:42 am

@Sxylin I love you more enjoy your holidays kiss Ty for aunty M…

MsZulu on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:43 am

Hi Guys

Mina ngise ngingeni shem! I’m in big trouble and I need your help.

So I have been with my boyfriend for 7 years and he is perfect. I know they such doesn’t exist. But yena he is shem. The guy is such a sweetheart and has done so much for me throughout the years. He has given me so much love, respect and has always been there for me. Everyone from my friends, his friends, our families could see how crazy he is about me and I am equally as crazy about him. He has never cheated on me (I know I know) phela according to JC people all guys cheat. Anyway, that’s not my issue here. My perfect guy is kind of tired of me. He feels I don’t respect and appreciate him and that even though he’s always trying his best to not do anything wrong by me, I fight with him about little things and he is tired. And he recently told me he needs some space. He is really upset with me hey. I thought I would just apologise and tell him I’ll try and do better. But he won’t hear it. He is adament on taking a break. And we have never even broken up before nor did we believe in taking breaks. But he’s changed his mind. I’m at a dead end and don’t know what to do??? I am so hurt that he wants a break and I know that he doesn’t want to but that I might have forced him to it because he is tired. He was also suppose to come and pay lobola for me this festive and he’s said he is afraid of making that decision now. Is there anything I can do in this situation. I’ve tried talking to him and I have definately learnt my lesson. But he is stubborn and won’t change his mind. I can’t imagine losing him. I mean I will never ever find a man like him. I am the envy of every one who knows cause he is just the best. I clearly drove him away and took him for granted. What do I do? Let him take his break? What I’d he realises he doesn’t need me? Or try something? But what? I’m so stressed, I can’t sleep, can’t think about anything else, sometimes I don’t eat and at times I eat too much without really tasting the food.

sexymm on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:46 am

Sexylin,enjoy your holidays with your fam girl…mnchwaaaah #side eye LOLO#

Fezzy on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:53 am

Aahh Thanx Syxlin. Enjoy ur holidays gal.

Thandwayo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 12:00 pm

so sweet sexylin,,, you such a humble, true to herself brat…LOL, Enjoy your holidays, take care of your two man vha!

Ms Android on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 12:04 pm

@Nomaha: Ngolwesingaphi dear? Give me the date… mna I’m available anytime as long as its not during the week ene andiyi ndawo kule festive.

Nthoentle on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 12:05 pm

@Tinzy nana have children for ur hubby. We stayed 4years without children and people were talking,kwaaaa! We both weren’t ready though.

Argh,mothers in law ba bora, nkare they all have 1 mother!

Bootylicious on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 12:07 pm

@Sxylin thanks babe, enjoy ur baby too, he is toooo cute

Lela on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 12:08 pm

Oh Sexylin have a blessed one too sisi.

Hayi sukundihlekisa apha. ukuba i-BMI yakho ithi you are 5 kilos Overweight icacile nje lento, lol………Kwaaaaaaaa SMH Say this again when I lose the 5 kilos,lol. But my point was even when I’m my right weight I still wear 36 so 36 on its own is not fat.

sexymm I think deliverance services are on Tuesdays, will find out the full info for you. The church is in RBG and I have a friend ohamba khona and kudala ethi ndize I haven’t been to the church though but I will go because I need serious deliverance.

Ms Android on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 12:09 pm

@ Nomaha Oh u said next weekend I take it its the 17th.

freckles on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 12:11 pm

@Sxyln, I think you forgot to mention someone very sweet *hides*

@MsZulu, I think your man is Bored with a capital B! seven years is very long and apparently he’s ‘never’ cheated on you, which makes it worse, cause now your cookie is stale to him, as well as your personality. he needs a new lease on life, something and someone exciting. he feels stagnant probably.

and can anyone, anyone, I beg… PUHHHLEEEZE start a new interesting topic so we can trend with it. Jahara stories, anything, I beg *falls on knees* seki khenyehile bauss *Akhona accent*

Lela on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 12:13 pm

So I have been with my boyfriend for 7 years and he is perfect…..Problem NO1, there is nothing perfect about dating for seven years-no marriage. NO2,he sounds to me like ukhathele nje nguwe this whole story is just an excuse to dump you but I may be wrong.

LadySasha on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 12:14 pm

@Ms Zulu a break my voet!! What’s a break?? The guy wants out of the relationship sweety, its as simple as that. Just deal with it

LadySasha on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 12:21 pm

@Lela u might be wrong but I agree with you, this guy is full of excuses and I can’t believe Ms Zulu blames herself, really now. I assume at Ms Zulu is always with the guy 24/7 and u are glued to him even when he goes to the loo hence u are so certain he doesn’t cheat and has never cheated on u

Jahara on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 12:21 pm

@sxylin enjoy ur vacation hey,merry xmas & a happpeeee new yr for u too!! I cant believe this year im not goin on vacation…its sad. But atleast all my weekends since last weekend till end of Jan are choc-a-bloc so i wont feel it.

Ke galetse hardbody. @Lolo hook me up with ur mom-in-law,i could do with a hardbody(home bred chicken). U call it uhm…6months old infant qhude…am i right? Difficult to get that huge qhude this side… I could even substitute turkey for it this xmas. Away with turkey…in with qhude A.K.A hardbody for xmas lunch!!!

Thandwayo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 12:38 pm

Jahara you cna get tht Qhude!

Thandwayo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 12:39 pm

eSoweto -

sxylin on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 12:49 pm

@Thandwayo please check your email !

Thandwayo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 1:00 pm

i just did gal, i am dancing like a lunatic as we speak, my boss is so jealous, uthanda izinto loMadam wam.

sxylin on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 1:03 pm

Lol enjoy hope you get that moment with Rick Ross

Fezzy on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 1:04 pm

@freckles and Lela….that might sound harsh but its true. MsZulu’s boyfriend is just bored and wants out. He is smart cos he managed to make u feel like its ur fault. I once had the same situation no babyDaddy. Truth is, ngimhluphile. He loved me too much (no he wasnt perfect at all) but he loved me and tried in every way to show me. Now thats where we as women always go wrong. Makakuthanda umuntu u tend to take him for granted, I didnt respect him and I wud get annoyed by the smallest things. He begged me to change but I didnt. The day he got gatvol was the day I only got to realise what I really had.
I apologised and he wudnt hear any of it. When I asked him if he has met sum1 new, he said not yet but he is planning to move on but cos he still loved me, he eventually gave in and we started afresh. From that day, I changed and became a better galfriend to him.
So maybe MsZulu ur bf has been gatvol for a long time and now nje he is bored okokugcina. But I say, dont give up yet, if he loves u uzobuya. Dont give him a break, ufuna engakanani? Month? Year? Breaks usually mean BREAK-UPS.

MsZulu on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 1:08 pm

LOL @ Lela hawu wew started dating back in high school so u can imagine we couldn’t have gotten married any earlier. I don’t have a problem with not getting married at the moment. I’m young and building a career at the moment. Guess if its meant to be, then it will be! Does anyone believe in that though? I’ll be strong!

Lela on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 1:09 pm

LOL @ Lady Sasha

Guys what is a vacation,is it a vacation njemba ndisiya eTranskei entshatweni kabhuti wam ngomso ndizophinde ndibuye phofu ndiphinde kuleveki izayo ndigoduke for iholide zekrismesi. Yivacation naleyo? Andiqondi kodwa ngoba bayagqilaza abantu basemakhaya futhi andizuhamba ne helper yam that means yonkinto ndizozenzela kwaye bayayithanda imali. Looking forward to going home though because I know my mom always gat ma back hayi aba bahlale bagade ubuvila bam nxim!

KewlGal on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 1:14 pm

Guys does anyone know who @TumiVolume was talkin abt when he said “So I heard she fucked more musicians than Ghetto Ruff! Boom!!! ?

Freckles dont u have new Mgosi? anyone with interestic topic? or else i will fabricate one.. heheheehehe *kidding*

i’m sooooo bored!

Thandwayo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 1:16 pm

sxylin— i will dear, i will make tht moment..lol, i promise to take pics for you as i will be the showstopper …lol!

Lela ulivila njani unabantwana sana, our mama’s are perfect he!

Lela on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 1:18 pm

LOL @MsZulu I thought as much but I always also think if I’d be so bored by now if I was still dating my high school sweetheart.

Fezzy that is so true,I also felt a bit angry at the fact that he managed to convince her that she is the problem when he wants to escape,if she was the problem n him being the perfect guy why cant he give her a chance to work on herself while they continue with the relationship. Omnyumtana akatyi ngoku uzobhitya ngenxa yakhe ayimvisi buhlungu lonto umtu okuthandayo?

Lela on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 1:21 pm

@Thandwayo I do what I can esp endlini yam but ekhaya I go with the mentality that I want to rest. I do things at my own pace,even if the helper is no there my house is always clean, the kids eat and bath, I cook and I bake but waking up in the morning is my biggest problem. Ayi kahle kahle I think ndilivila nyhani!

Thandwayo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 1:26 pm

mna xa ndikhona kuyekwa usebenzisa ne washing machine cos bayayazi i neat freak ifikile..lol!

Ndihlambela wonke umntu impahla ndogqibo ndi iron(e), even here in jozi i have no helper ok nt until i have kids that is. My bf gets irritated and shouts at me everyday.

sk1 on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 1:26 pm

Wats on ma mind is Me bein conned ma money , ma cellphone & shopping bag @ ze mall last week , guys plz b careful kule festive season coz ama scavengers a out 2feed themselves n suck us dry….Damn dem !!!! nxh!

Makgotso on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 1:57 pm

Sorry sk1. Which mall is that, need to go back to my no bag policy.

Lela on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 1:57 pm

That’s what my sista does Thandwayo xa efika nje ekhaya uqala othule kwa icurtains ezi n do amawashing yonkinto. Hayi mna if it was amust that i do those things at home id hire someone ngeke!

kamzababy on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:01 pm

tinzy, what do you do for a living? i mcan suggest that you start your own company….

Biskiti on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:03 pm

Thank you Sxylin, you are the schweetest! LOLO, Hubby & Ty are lucky to have you in their lives. A blessed Chirstmas to you and your loved ones too!

Tjo, i was so irritated by loMkhulu wase Khumbul’ikhaya izolo, he kept telling the poor chick that uMa wakhe be a ghanga,s o he is not sure that the girl is his. Ncxl, imagine trying to find your dad and you get a dooos like that busy saying, how can he be sure kuthi umtwanakhe…Live on National television nakhona. SMH

I kwaakwaaaed at Nomadlosi when she got overtaken by her spirits while talking to autie wakhe in the second segment of the show. Khumbul’ikhaya neh…lol.

Fezzy on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:03 pm

Lets talk about sex.

lolo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:04 pm

@SK 1 sorry nana… uzoba right… mna I’m also having financial difficulties… I had to go to the city centre to buy my lil girl Christmas clothes… they were not bad looking, all these years of me buying Naartjie & Wollies I was being a fool… all clothes are made in China these days… bought my lil girls nice clothes for close to nothing… the clothes look very original… I hope my girls do not notice that their cartoon character clothes are written Ben Eleven…Thank God they can’t read yet…But they asked for Barbie things… these damn kids are so brand concious… I hope abahlekwa abantwana bam!

lolo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:06 pm

@Fezzy wena uthanda ezocansi too much!

Biskiti on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:07 pm

I feel like crying, to think i’m going to be here in the office until the 23rd. And i see my fellow bloggers are slowly shrinking as well : (

bongi on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:08 pm

@ lolo uyadika shame…tshini ude ubhanxe umntana ngo BEN 11…*death of me*..

Ms Android on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:11 pm

Thanks Fezzy besendisozela.

Biskiti on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:12 pm

So Fezzy, what was the last position you had to receive in?

And Lolo, which position makes you chama fastest? Lastly, if you had to choose between sex with a man or sex with a woman, which would be more satisfactory, and why?

KewlGal on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:13 pm

Yes Fezzy… talk

lolo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:14 pm

@Bongi please do not judge… those clothes are perfectly fine… they look exactly like the original , the only difference is the price tag & the name…11 is one better than 10 in my books!

I also got them Mike shoes… the swoosh is pointed backwards , but other than that The shoes look rockers… I also got hubby a DHL T shirt… he is gonna love me!

sk1 on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:16 pm

@Makgotso thnx it ws Southgate Mall , apparently it happens around di malls coz a colleague of mine ws also deceived ko Jabulani Mall…
thnx Lolo , nawe uzobarite
hahaha @ I hope my girls do not notice that their cartoon character clothes are written Ben Eleven….konje wena

Bigmama on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:19 pm

Congrats to Rosette on her little princess.

jolene on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:20 pm

@Ms Zulu – I know what you are going through. I was in the very same situation, just slightly different. We were high school sweethearts for years and on the 5th year he engaged me. By then we had been on a long distance relationship for about 3-4 years. I messed up, told him bout it and he couldn’t forgive me. Said he wanted some space, of which I gave him, but his so-called female friend had been preying on him and as soon as the “space” started she came into the picture. 8 days later she told him she was pregnant – twins. We automatically broke up and he “married” her in court. Same year his mother begged me not to move on and wait for him as she didn’t like the “wife”. He ended up fighting with his family and even today he no longer talks to them- more than 2 years later.
So please @Ms Zulu, fight for your relationship by all means, I regret ever letting him go through that “break n space” thing coz now his life is also ruined as he only found out that the lady was lying bout the pregnancy at a much later stage.
Saw a magazine cover yesterday with Juju’s g-friend and she was saying that Juju’s not her man as she like them hot n sexy (which of course, Juju isn’t). Did anyone read the story?

lolo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:23 pm

@Biskiti…with men I like being on top cause I can control the depth of penetration & the rhythm…But when hubby is on top I try to be quiet cause men can be dom shem! when he does something I like, when he hits my spot & I’m vocally appreciative… he sometimes changes pace, he goes faster or moves away from the correct spot… so now he knows he is getting there when there is a hush in the room…When I go quiet , he knows he is doing the right thing!

With females when a girl comes I come… even when I’m the one giving pleasure…And I can feel her coming cause she goes into spasm down there & girls just scream shem!

Okay between men & women i choose both… this is like asking which is my favourite eye… i love both eyes equaly1

kimmo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:23 pm

Dumelang bathong(how I miss u), am finally a mother to a beautiful boy who is a week old today, how ever am still trying to go pass the trauma ya c section, gosh I still don’t understand why some woman will actually opt for that,hai even though uou don’t feel anything mara the pain after that is unbearable glad is over!anyway happy december!

tinzy on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:24 pm

Trying to catch up,if I tell you what i do for a living you might just know just who I am, and who my prominent hubby is

shortT on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:27 pm

@lolo you killing me with your Mike shoes, and DHL tshirt…….. kwaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaa!!!

lolo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:28 pm

@Kimmy well done on your little nunu…JC is a very productive family… first it was Onthatile (sp) , then Ty then your lil baby… well done love… akhule u baby! Miss -@ is also expectant!

lolo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:30 pm

@shortT… I’m glad that my broke-ness is amusing to you… NXAN!

Where is the love I ask with tears in my eyes!

hot.chocolate on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:32 pm

death by Ben 11!!!

Biskiti on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:52 pm

Eish ya neh…Lolo. I am actually speechless. So what was the wickedest sexual experience you’ve ever had Lolo.

o kae Fezzy manje, ngama answers wakhe?

Fezzy on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:53 pm

Lolo ngiyithanda ukudlula wena i sex?
@Biskiti…I like having sex with myself, I just love driving myself crazy. Dont get me wrong I still enjoy sex with my partner, he makes me scream with pleasure but not as much as when Im giving myself pleasure.
In fact ngidineka kabi when he wants us to do it today, tomorrow and the day after. Mina I wanna miss it.
@Lolo u right. I dunno how many times I have told my guy friends that they must not be fooled, screaming does not mean that the woman is enjoying. They hear intombazane yabantu imemeza and they think that they doing a hella of a good job.
Yabona mase ngithule ngingasaphefumuli, dont even ask me if Im enjoying, zisuke zihamba kahle izinto lapho.

I have neva had a proper session with a girl. I know I would enjoy the kissing and the touches from those gentle hands but at the end of the day I would want the real thing. The only finger that can make me cum is mine.

Makgotso on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 3:03 pm

Hayi shem Lolo ukwenye ilevel sana.

Congrats Kimmo enjoy motherhood.

Zenam on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 3:08 pm

@lolo you honestly cannot choose uztanda zombini, u quite a character, am not judding at all. kwaaa at Ben 11 awxoki maan!

Loulou on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 3:17 pm

Nna I’m just dying to do it with a girl hle, I love my man and all, but the curiousity!
Fezzy so you’d rather do yourself? I tried it for the first time a few weeks ago, but had to watch a video to get it done…kinda felt dirty after, but VERY satisfied.

cherrie ka cleo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 3:28 pm

heee guys….are there any chicks who squirt here????

lolo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 3:35 pm

@Fezzy mina shem I love sensual pleasures & I seek them out,I consider myself a student of the sensual arts plus I am a genius innovative learner who pushes boundaries… @Biskiti I am doing the most wicked thing for hubby’s 40th next year…the act is too dirty to discuss here ,it will be mostly his pleasure ,gotta spoil my man!

shortT on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 3:42 pm

I have never ever ever tried to pleasure myself, I dont even know how to start if i was to…. so @Fezzy’s statements left me blank. And @lolo always makes me wonder how would it be with a girl, but the minute i close Justcurious i forget all about it.

Loulou on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 3:46 pm

shorT watch lesbian porn or masturbation. pure pleasure (even just watching)

Lela on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 3:46 pm

Hayibo tinzy so u r the only person in ur profession,hayi sudlala ngathi apha thina ingqondo zixakekile yikrismesi!

manny on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 3:47 pm

i was nicely silent blogging until ndibona ithobalano..phela mina I leke i beeding-ukulalana ..
hallo @lolo …viva ben11 viva 11..amandla ka small steet amandla
@wena Biskiti why obatla di position tsa bana babatho ..what do u wanna do to them..
@SXYLYN…KEEP MY MSHANA SAFE neh …no more bleach for him please …

@cherry ka cleo ..squirt what ?

bongi on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 3:48 pm

nithanda kabi amanyala…*etsho emunca inyeke*..

yhoo Lolo uthetha umntu abatywe wena..

eish mna i think ndine problem..or both me and hubby…ASINAMINI ETHENI SHAME…even ndisexesheni…that’s how bad engakhona…uhleli nje uyafuna name ke andithi hayi but some days are better then the other ..like today ndiyafuna ngoku ndihleli apha kwi cubicle..even during pregnancy i was very sexually active..he sometimes call me usbatywa njalo…kwa..kwa..kwa.. uwhoooooooooo..

manny on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 3:49 pm

@lela I hope uzabe ukhona e Carnival city neh ..imma sing for you ……ndikuthi serenade neh

snapshot on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 3:50 pm

Happy mother-hood @kimmo.
@Fezzy & @Lolo..Dear Lord have mercy

manny on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 3:51 pm

kwakwakwa deathbysbatywanjalo…..
@bongi phana nge nto wena ..ayitji i papa lento …..
ndiphe ke dintshotsho e khangeza isandla ekhoneni

Fezzy on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 4:02 pm

@LouLou…dont feel dirty, u entitled to some YOU time.

snapshot on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 4:05 pm

@Manny my dream/ wish for Lela to be there I don’t know ke but dreams have a tendency of coming true.

Yeka ukuthanda ibedding we manizo uzolimala. Ok yesterday got some gud number hehehe not too much but fine LOL

lolo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 4:06 pm

@Bongi kwaaaa,shem yimunce inyeke yakho mntana bantu…kukho omnye usisana endizimisele ukum’munca iinyeke zombini,apha ebusweni naphaa kumhlaba ongezansi,shen ndiyamsizela,this I’m in controll nonsense will go away! UKHO NDIKHO!

jolene on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 4:12 pm

tinzy on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 2:24 pm

Trying to catch up,if I tell you what i do for a living you might just know just who I am, and who my prominent hubby is

@tinzy – are you by any chance Moloko (Gayton’s wife)?

KewlGal on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 4:17 pm

@LouLou you and me are on the same boat, bt i believe one day i’ll get my expirience. my thing is i wish to do it with someone who doesn’t know me. i’ve even thought of going the Manny route and just buy a chick.. hehehehe bt i always chicken out. as a result i’m addicted to lesbian porn and mastubating..

@Fezzy, lol i’m with u as well gal, i cant not have u Bholvinci shem, yes fingering & lickin are veeeeeery nice, BUT Undoqo sisibindi mntam..

Ms Android on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 4:21 pm

“usbatywa njalo” Kwaaaaaaaaaaa
Hhayi ndavele ndaphelwa ngamandla. But it Is nice middle name.
Imannna give it to my Boo.

kimmo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 4:29 pm

Thnks guys!bathong is moloko gayton’s wife for real?

manny on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 4:34 pm

manje topic has changed from bedding to ZAR empire ? anisiyekeni maan thina bantu aba phuza ema tarven

tinzy on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 5:14 pm

@ Lela,no I am not the only one but it will be a dead give away, I think I have said a lot today.lol@ Jolene nope, my husband is Zulu*clears throat*but he is also a decision maker in one of the big companies#marches back to silentville.#

**Stars** on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 5:56 pm

im 4Ever on “delayed blogging”. i only find time to log on when all the bloggers log off . and because of that, i “silent blog” #sideeyinglolo#

@cherrie ya cleo, i learnt how 2 squirt a few weeks ago after one of kiki’s comments (i used to hold myself back during the deeds, kante neh, i was depriving myself of pure pleasure). dont be shy to explore yourself:-). Now all i do is play with my clit and within a few minutes a waterfall would be flowing>> it relaxes every part of my body.

num on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 7:33 pm

Death by da presenter ye turn it out on welfare tv,he s sm smallanyana Rebecca nje,lol

cherrie ka cleo on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 9:49 pm

Stars glad to know I aint th only one!! Mara some guys have no idea what it is like abo Manny!! Mna I hv to ask th dude to google it b4 th deed so tht he don get freaked out when th floods starts cumin cz sum o them think its pee like really!!!

Fab Tee on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:03 pm

ooh congrats Kimmo,enjoy ur baby nhe!

Tee.tee on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 10:49 pm

@lolo mara o mpolaelang ka ben11.

sexymm on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:18 pm

Sexylin,was that u @ cappucinos Carlswald?

Thase on Thu, 8th Dec 2011 11:23 pm

Thanx sxylin, will try to have fun in Aussie but will be difficult as it will be my first xmas without the family..Enjoy yours too le Mr Sxylin and and my future son in-law (TY).

Congrats Kimmo on your bundle of joy. Tjowe ben 11, Lolo you crazy. tltltlt. Haibo Tinzy, people asked about your proffesion and not your name but you are just telling us nge hubby nje and what he does.

Letebele on Fri, 9th Dec 2011 8:17 am

Congrats Kimmo!!!! Kena le jealous hle coz nna hakena ngwana*sadface*

Turning 28 with no kid? Hayikhona!

@Lolo: now I can’t wait to meet you at kea’s party. You are so crazy!

I love how JC female bloggers are so open to new experiences.

Rarang on Fri, 9th Dec 2011 8:20 am

Lena bago tseba ditaba kudu, Is Melody Motha n Fundi stil buddy buddy with Mbali Sexwale?nkare ga di santsha

freckles on Fri, 9th Dec 2011 8:40 am

@Rarang, how is that going to change the price of bread and petrol? we don’t care about those Jezabels dude, ask the men sleeping with them.

Anyway, on to bigger and better news, Christmas is coming up. who got me a prezzie?

freckles on Fri, 9th Dec 2011 8:46 am

@Tinzy, if your husband is so prominent (powerful and wealthy) why are you struffing your little fingers to the bone? I thought wives of wealthy men go shopping, spa treatments, hair, the works vele, all day. Seeing that your man is Zulu, he’s a traditionalist, at 26, ushadeleni ke? some of us work hard in our cubicles (not) for a measly R5000 a month, hence we discuss other people (JC) to make us feel better about our selves. so go be a housewife and keep earning that R50 000+ salary bethuna

tinzy on Fri, 9th Dec 2011 9:01 am

Morning bloggers,hawu don’t attack me please,I do not remember saying anything about what my husband does for a living? @ freckels you are right most of my husband’s friends’ wives do not work(I think that’s one of the many reasons my hubby wants me to stay at home),I am different,I have my own goals and ambition hence I work,you ask why I got married,I did for love not to benefit financially.

Letebele on Fri, 9th Dec 2011 9:32 am

@Freckles: Uqadile! Ekare motho olebetse! Yekela omny’umntana tu.

lolo on Fri, 9th Dec 2011 11:23 am

@Letebele I apologise in advance if my ducks are not in a row…but I think I read you saying that I (lolo) am going to kea’s party…you must be talking about a different lolo,equally crazy…but mos def NOT ME…Mna andimazi ukea shem,plus akandimemanga…it is either a diffent lolo okanye ukea uyaxoka…my money is on the latter!

Letebele on Fri, 9th Dec 2011 11:25 am

@Lolo: so you’re not coming to Kiki’s house? I’m so sad that you’re not the same Lolo*starts crying*

lolo on Fri, 9th Dec 2011 11:55 am

@Letebele I’m also crying so uKiki did not invite my behind!!! Usile shem uKiki ebeke indoda enhle nje!! Nxan!!! Lento ephangela ukuthetha ulwimi! If bekengekho nzima bendizom’qhwaba shem! Not inviting a fun person like me!!! #sobs wails weeps#

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