It’s Friday…

April 13, 2012 by  

… and Anything Goes!

Happy Friday, hope you’ve had a great week! Mine has been way too busy… but luckily I get to chill at home all week next week and hopefully do a whole lot of blogging.

A happy belated birthday to our President Zuma who turned 70 yesterday, hope he enjoyed it and got his card from Nandos:

R&B Artist Chante Moore will be speaking and performing at the Reclaim Your Power Women’s Mentorship Conference this Sunday.

Other speakers include the IEC Chief Communication Officer and Spokesperson Kate Bapela, Motivational Speaker Zelda McCauley, and Entrepreneur and TV personality Thuli Zulu. The speakers will share their experiences and insight on topics ranging from climbing the corporate ladder, to personal grooming and entrepreneurship. Tickets R450 at Computicket.

If you’re going please give us an update on Monday.

 

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Comments

400 Comments on "It’s Friday…"

  1. mandyk on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:18 am 

    So its friday the 13th.. *yawns*
    Happy friday ya’ll..

  2. Uthando on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:45 am 

    Chante loves our country shame, I hope she’s not looking 4 I citizenship like a certain miss Puff.

    Nandos uyahlupha yazi!! Lmao

  3. coolcaz on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 1:27 am 

    Thanks God is friiiidaiiii#jiving#

  4. Fab Tee on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:07 am 

    Today’s my birthday!,so a very happy birthday to me!*hlokolozing*

  5. Fab Tee on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:10 am 

    hey ndiyakhula kodwa,my birthday is on a Friday yet i have no plans whatsoever..I need to get a life yes?

  6. Makgotso on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 5:22 am 

    Happy Friday to everyone

    Happy Birthday Fab Tee have a great one and God bless you

    Nandos yona ayisweli into engayisho shem,their marketing people are undercover politicians struboob,lol

  7. slindoe on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 5:40 am 

    Happy birthday @Fab Tee,pity u dnt hv plans on ur special day,uhlalakuphi?

    Eish friday 13th ne#deep sigh#. My anything goes is that I recently met someone aftr breakin up wif my bf of 3yrs,n wow he’s just wonderful n he doesn’t hv kids or a gf(or so he says),guess we will have 2 see how ths pans out hey

  8. Pana on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 6:34 am 

    Love the Nandos ad.
    Gotta relax with friends this weekend

  9. vumaaa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 7:08 am 

    Haluuuur Y’all. Have a great and sweet Weekend.

    Mina i will have an ORGASMIC weekend

  10. fabulicious on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 7:20 am 

    Goodluck slindoe, so glad I’m out of the dating game!

  11. fabulicious on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 7:23 am 

    Hi vumaaa aka Chuck aka Somizi’s man (that’s if u guys r still dating or whatever it is u are/were doing!), Happy Orgasms for u!

  12. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 7:28 am 

    @Fab Tee happy birthday baby! Have a blast! Mna I’m also going to a birthday party tonight! I have organised an overnight baby sitter and a designated driver , so my liver is gonna to take some serious hammering tonight!

  13. Baratang on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 7:49 am 

    I have 3 dates tomorrow….how am I going to manage?

  14. slindoe on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 7:50 am 

    @Fabulicious tnx nana I need it hey. @Vumaa hmm enjoy lol nje ull be glowing on Monday,some of us sakgcina sisebancane loko tltltl#hides.@Lolo have a blast,bt m sure u will cha uplanile shame lol

  15. zolile on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 7:51 am 

    #Death by home affairs last nite when that dude who was sexually harrassing the ladies was fired , he said to them “awukho umzuzu endingawu enjoyanga nani zifebe”

    Anyway does anyone remembr vusi twala? The former sabc3 presenter who seemingly has n identity crisis since he’s now vusi zion? Bumped into him izolo nd he still kinda looks yummy, I lafed when a friend told me how the wife isn’t pleased with the fact that his baby mama faye peters is back in town doing the wild.

    B4 I go, Does anyone have the 4/11 on model stevel marc, wats de state of affairs with him, who’s he dating, nyigga str8?

  16. slindoe on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:01 am 

    @Baratang wow bosso ke wena mos!just make sure the times u hv 2 meet thm don’t clash n try 2 change outfits or tweak thm afre each one lol(just in case the othr happns 2 c u)lol

  17. Kusihlwa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:06 am 

    Happy birthday Fab Tee, @Sli,I am crossing fingers for you,we all need good love. @lolo stay away from the ladies and the men, phela sonke isibhamu siyadubula lakuwena. @Baratang, wow, three dates…talk about bieng hot stuff. I took a taxi to work today and since I work at the far end of the university I was the last one left in the taxi, sho the taxi driver took his time shame…asking me questions about where do I stay and with whom…and am I happy in my marriage and then switched on some Tevin Campell and Mariah Carey to create the mood…sho, In the end I was late for work,Mxim.

  18. Kusihlwa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:09 am 

    I just had to share this article from Sowetan.
    Two Durban constables have been arrested after being caught with prostitutes in their marked police panel van.

    Dog unit metro officers walked up to the van in Clairwood, Durban, around 1am on Monday and saw a man in the front seat with a woman crouched on the floor.
    The man pulled out a firearm and tried to drive over the metro police officer before speeding away.
    A chase ensued.
    When the van stopped and the woman tried to run away, the metro officers fired a warning shot and ordered the driver to surrender, but he refused. A police dog was set on him.
    According to the report it was only then that the officers noticed another man in the back of the van with another prostitute.
    Although they were arrested and taken to a police station, the officers there refused to register them because the practice of free sex with prostitutes — known in police circles as ‘num-num’ — was common.
    A docket was opened two days later.

  19. PurpleReign on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:13 am 

    Happy Friday y’all! @Fab happy birthday nana, have a blast. @Lolo enjoy every minute of ur “hall pass” lol.

    Lol @ that Nados birthday wish…mara these ppl never run out of things to say yazi.

  20. Fab Tee on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:16 am 

    Thanks y’all :)
    @lolo have a blast on my behalf yeah?!lol

  21. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:17 am 

    @Slindoe thank you sana qha le weather is canceling my outfit! Ithi ngiyobheka ewodrophini!

    @Baratang 3 dates you say! Tjo! Which peron do you lIke the most? My suggestion would be to schedule him as your final date for the day so you don’t have to rush off while you are still enjoying his company!
    @Vumaa kanti you are dating uSomgaga? Wow okay! I saw his house featured on some programe! He lives well hle! But then most gay brothers have an expensive taste! Does he also buy you lots of shoes?

  22. Baratang on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:17 am 

    Ke nna….. Already formulating a plan..I quickly meet two for lunch, diffrent restaurants… Then the last one, I’ll meet at my place. Yep, a whole lot of changing outfits will be involved. But out of the three, my future husband will be found. Formulating plans…as in now!

  23. Brown Shuga on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:17 am 

    The Chante Moore gig has been cancelled. Just got this email:

    Good morning

    Reclaim your life with Chante Moore scheduled for tomorrow has been cancelled. The women’s empowerment conference were Chante Moore was meant to be one of the speakers, and was to also give a performance , has been can cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

  24. PurpleReign on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:21 am 

    Lol @”num num”…

    My incident with the Police, I lost my handbag about 2 weeks ago, with my wallet, phone ales, so I decide to go report it to the police, they had took a statement. Now I wanted to write down everything myself bu no the officer wanted me to narrate as he wrote down what I was saying. Now I had go over every litle detail…”Like whe did I notice my bag was no longer on my hands” and I’m like when that bastards snatched it away and ran. Now after all this, he gives me the statement to read and see if everything is in order, TjO! only to find out ubhale umbolo wakhe wodwa phaya,half the things he wrote I never said. Kanti amapolisa anjani na?

  25. Baratang on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:22 am 

    Money talks people…. I want a man who’s go it. I wanna be those lazy housewives sitting at home, while the husband slaves away. *hides* Like now, am sitting in a hotel room, enjoying some champagne with my breakfast. The joys of life!

  26. Baratang on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:26 am 

    I hate being told what to do by an uneducated fool… Let me finish this course…am gonna show you flames!!! Work matters…and some useless coloured lady!! Eish coloureds!

  27. PurpleReign on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:27 am 

    @Baratanag good for u nana. Still enjoying last night’s date, maybe?

  28. Fezzy on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:28 am 

    Hayibo Baratang! What are u on about?

  29. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:31 am 

    @Baratang sorry ukuk’phaphela neh? But obviously you don’t have to answer any of my questions. But…you say you are currently @ a hotel…were you taken there by one of your dates for tomorrow? Had you spent the night @ the hotel or you only went in for breakfast? Where do you meet all these rich men? Are you high maintanance (my dumb question of the day) plus how old are you? Do you give it up if the dude is loaded? And what is the most expensive gift you have ever gotten from a man ?

  30. Miss Thang on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:32 am 

    Happy birthday @FabTea :-) GUYS please Vote 4 Nomuzi Mabena 4 the next Live Presenter Search. the girl is beautiful and fresh + she’s from Joburg. can we all vote and make sure she wins, dbn cant take it again. #ThankYouInAdvance

  31. PurpleReign on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:32 am 

    @Baratanang lol who’s the uneducated fool now, shed some light tu

  32. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:33 am 

    Kanti amapolisa anjani na? wa dlala wena, they cant even spell correctly. I had a horrific exp with one when my work laptop got stolen. haai spelling mistakes tsa teng! I left nhiga to write cause he insisted on writing.

    BS, where is Authentic Views?/ tell her/him that I miss the authentic articles hle

    Baratang where do you meet these men kante? Nna I attract the wrong breed (married)

  33. Baratang on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:33 am 

    @Fezzy work matters…frustrating me. Social matters up to date. I get frustrated all the time. WOMEN… Forever intimidated by me. Ok, not only coloureds… But I hate it! They go out their to frustate me. Well, let me look away…. My dates are waiting, excited!

  34. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:38 am 

    Eish I’m confused @Baratanang was at a hotel sipping wine and jiki- jiki she is in a cubicle being ordered about by some uneducated coloured supervisor! Plus did’nt she say she wanted to marry rich and stay @ home? Now what is this talk about finishing courses! Hayi tjo! Ithi ngivuke ngiyochama maybe angisizwa kahle isilungu. #esho esondelisa ibhakede lomchamo eduze kombhede#

  35. Baratang on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:40 am 

    @lolo tjo tjo tjo Lolo…so many questions *laugh*. My works involves sleeping at hotels most of the time. I work hun, but sometimes I wanna quit. Don’t chase money…attract money. Hence I get these boys. They work to please me… The cookie MUST be hard to find…you’ll be respected by such. I’ve mastered this! Thankful to my mom!

  36. PurpleReign on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:41 am 

    @Botshelo hayi ke the spelling mistakes…hayi I can’t deal! abazimiseli eloxesha.

    Ey nami @lolo ndi confused, kanti @Baratanag uphi at work or hotel?

  37. Baratang on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:42 am 

    Let me go back to silent blogging!

  38. snapza on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:45 am 

    you sleep in the hotels and do what?? Baratanang

  39. Jahara on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:47 am 

    Lol

  40. PurpleReign on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:48 am 

    Hehehe @Baratanang this work of yours????

  41. kimmo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:49 am 

    yhoooooo baratang, some of us are still trying to wake up! morning people!happy friday
    kante is it winter already or there is snow somewhere, damn am not liking this weather!

  42. PurpleReign on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:49 am 

    Hehehe @Baratanang ur job mara???? Are the 3 dates part of your job? *hides*

  43. inURdreams on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:49 am 

    About the police and prostitution issue. I honestly don’t know why our country has not yet legalized prostitution yazi..like really, its a waste of time and resources to chase after ladies who want to drop their panties for money. The logic of it just flaws me I mean this kind of behaviour is a daily occurrence in an informal platform. (Sugar daddies/ gold diggers /prostitutes the gist of mechanics are all the same mos) sexual favours for money.

  44. Baratang on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:49 am 

    Am a driver of aircrafts….

  45. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:51 am 

    LMAOOOO aiiiiiiiiiii bandla its almost 1.50am here and me is not sleepy cos i slept all day yday; ngoku baratang is not making sense……! where is the gossip! @Zolie i love Faye Peters i think she is one stunning black woman! and her busy o.o

  46. PurpleReign on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:53 am 

    @inUrdreams u have a point there…

    Oh so @Baratanang u’re a pilot, locally or?

  47. Baratang on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:55 am 

    JC writers….your comments! Too funny. *hides*

  48. Jahara on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:55 am 

    Lol…
    Eish ya neh. I thought I was the only one connecting the dots. Baratang wanna stay at home while hubby slaves away,LIKE NOW(highlight),she’s sippin champagne with bfast at a hotel,the joys of life.

    Jikijiki women are intimidated by her,not only coloureds,she will finish her course “& show u flames*,undeducated wat wat!

    Ff she her work involves sleepin at hotels,her mom taught her to master attracting money,so these men work hard for her(confusion right there),then her dates are waiting(r they waitin for tomoro already?) Haaaai!!!

  49. Sundani on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:57 am 

    Happy bday @ Fab tee.have a blast!!!!

  50. Mapeh on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:58 am 

    Happy birthday @Fab Tee have a superb day

  51. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:58 am 

    @Baratang how much champagne have you consumed this morning exactly?? And had you eaten before drinking? Do yourself a favour honey-child and order a whole pot of coffee and some filling breakfast! You sound light headed!

  52. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:59 am 

    Baratang a tla a e thoma taba and o kare a ka se fetse cz are “Let me go back to silent blogging!”

    Ba kae bo mamabear le bo Mgusi Disher ba bang?

  53. Baratang on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:01 am 

    @PurpleReign Am in Munich, Germany dear

  54. Baratang on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:03 am 

    *laughing*

  55. Baratang on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:05 am 

    Such a harsh life you living. So sad!! Blame it on your choices. No need to be mean…. Sad existance, for you!!! Catwalks past you.

  56. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:05 am 

    Germany?? As in Hitler’s Germany??? So you are an actual pilot? Or maybe you are an Air Hostess! Cause LAWD knows them heifers drop their panties faster than you can say Tea, Coffee, or Me!

  57. kimmo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:06 am 

    can we give baratang a chance to start over explaining this story?? cause clearly its a mess “after reading @ jahara’s comment” it doesnt really add up!

  58. Fab Tee on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:08 am 

    Thanks Sundani and Mapeh!:)

  59. sexymm on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:09 am 

    Death by Baratang, im so confused its not funny.Ake uqale phansi uxoxe lendaba dear.

  60. PurpleReign on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:10 am 

    LMAO @Lolo. @Kimmo that’s sound like a plan. @Baratanang nana…we waiting.

  61. Fab Tee on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:11 am 

    And oh Miss Thang

  62. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:11 am 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa eish @Jahara i wanted to say but ke i just couldnt ! LOL

  63. samlicious on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:12 am 

    Happy Friday guys!

    just one more week before our fellow blogger ties the knot. Iam so excited you would swear I was the one getting married.

  64. PurpleReign on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:13 am 

    @Baratanang we waiting dear…asithandi ungaziva kahle indaba.

  65. Miss Thang on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:13 am 

    im spicing up your username baybay ‘-D! @FabTee

  66. sexymm on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:14 am 

    My anything goes.Still shocked by my husband , he wants me to be a housewife,take care of our two brats and run our two,i mean two-nyana businesses,hayi bo! we not even rich.AMADODA!!*emangele*

  67. Jahara on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:15 am 

    Ow…the coloured uneducated woman who happens to be intimidated by u is also in Germany….(N don’t say she called u coz u said “let me look away”,meanin she was right infront of u)
    & how can she be intimidated when it seems as if its u being harassed by her coz u wanna finish ur course & show her flames? Ok…I think the forensic in me needs to calm down now.

  68. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:16 am 

    Happy birthday @Fab Tee xxx enjoy babe How old are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lustagp where are you? I have news for you! Come here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  69. Gomolemo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:16 am 

    @Baratang, please pass one to me, i just broke up with my boyfriend of just over a year. Im really depressed, winter is here and i dont have anyone to cuddle with. So, i have decided to attend this funeral tmr, maybe…just maybe i might meet someone.LOL!

  70. Mapeh on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:19 am 

    Baratang you got me confused right there Lolo suggestion of coffee might work Yes? No? As for the dates mmmmhhh…

    Anyway my man is landing tomorrow I am excited to have my man back after a whole month of no being with him I’m super excited already bought new lingerie, new perfume, yesterday I spent a whole day at Mangwanani pampering myself so today I’m heading to Barbillicious salon to see what magic they can perfom on my hair, well I don’t want him returning to non-excitement he must feel that he’s back to his gorgeous woman so it will be a good weekend for me after all *all smiles*

  71. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:19 am 

    Colored lady in Germany Jahara maybe bahambe ngomsebenzi lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo; hehehe @Sexymm stay at home mami! i stay at home sleep all day blog all night what a fantastic life (NOT) ungavumi im regretting as is; all i know now is baby talk! yhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !

  72. Sundani on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:20 am 

    @ Jahara u are so right Baranang is confusing us.

  73. PurpleReign on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:20 am 

    @Gomolemo are u willing to go ko Germany to meet the guy…coz the dates are tomorrow so I’m guessing the guys are also in germany

  74. Cutie on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:22 am 

    @Baratanang- Is a qualification not a pre-requisite na for pilots? Or is the course you are talking about a post graduate one!

  75. mnyamana on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:22 am 

    Safa ukuchonyelwa uBara what what ngale ngwijikhwebu yensumansumane asixoxela yona… Reminds me of my cuzin esidakelwa ethi akayigibeli imoto engenayo I airbag lapho muntu wakhona akanala ngisho ibhala leli… Cishe ngambuza ukuthi ama taxi esenama airbag yini

    Hi @ Kusi PMB ingiphethe kahle found a new place @ Manor walk gardens… Pity saphambana

  76. PurpleReign on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:23 am 

    @Cutie maybe the course is to fly a Space Ship kwaaaaaaaa

  77. inURdreams on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:23 am 

    Mabloggers please be positive about this story lol This lady is sipping champaign flying aircrafts, finishing a course , showing people flames, being told what to do by uneducated people, intimidating coloureds, looking away, attracting rich men,sleeping in hotels and getting ready for 3 dates in Germany.

  78. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:24 am 

    mapeh good on you! which Mangwanani Spa did u go to?

  79. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:27 am 

    @Sexymm tjo nana being a housewife is not all its cracked up to be! Unless of course you have endless cash resources! Mna I’m on a month long holiday and I am bored out of my cotton picking mind! Tjo I love my kids! They are lovely but if I had to spend every waking moment with their triffling behinds I would murder their asses! Abadeleli! And they are also bored so they are whiny and impossible! We are only going on holz the final weak cause it was cheaper , not being peak easter holiday season! I have watched so many episodes of Phineus and Ferb that I actualy know the title senquence! Ngingasangana shem! Add to that the fact that hubby is also on holiday so he embarks on this spring cleaning projects that always end up being drinking sprees with the neighbours! On Tuesday he tackled the garage “cleaning up” he caused such a mess that we could not park the one car!

  80. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:28 am 

    kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @mnyamana your cousin is the BOSS! Ufuna ukugibela imoto eneAirbag yena engenayo loooooooooooooooooooooool! im ROTFLMAO

  81. samlicious on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:28 am 

    Death by Baratang and Lolo’s comments. tshini hayi sana for real, Baratang babes go easy on the champaign. Hehehehehhehehe FLIGHT DRIVER!

  82. Chase on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:28 am 

    @mnyamana, hallo my daily sun, angisakwazi!
    @Miss Thang, i will vote for this Nomuzi Mabena if azongizwiswa ikhekhe lakhe.

  83. sexymm on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:29 am 

    Thank you @sexylin, angiyenzi leyonto, ngithe angiphe a year or two to think about it.TJO!

    Buya phela Baratang uzocacisa.

  84. Jahara on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:31 am 

    N where do u find time @Baratang to meet all these men coz I presume as a pilot (driver of aircrafts) u can’t have enough time on ur hands? N then u said u r meeting 2 of them during LUNCH and the other at UR PLACE. Are u perhaps flyin back home tonight so 2moro u will be at ur place….if that’s the case then these men are in SA

    N pilots have flexible hours mos when they aren’t up in the air? So why do u have to meet them during LUNCH when u will be off? Kwaaaakwaaaakwaaaa. Ok.

  85. Gomolemo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:31 am 

    Hei Baratang atla a etsa taba!! death by bloggers comments!!!

  86. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:32 am 

    Baratang isnt it early to have breakfast in Germany? Why o ja vroeg so?

  87. sexymm on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:33 am 

    @Lolo, thank you dear, nami ngingagcina ngibulele izingane, they are doing just fine no-aunty, the little one yena the way adelela ngakhona, I sometimes drug her nge panado so she can go to sleep.

  88. samlicious on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:33 am 

    @Gomolemo go ahead babes and attend the funeral you will never know. Mna I met my husband at a funeral and that was more than 10 years ago :)

  89. Gomolemo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:34 am 

    Kwaaaaaaaks @purplereighn, maybe she is coming back today hao!

  90. kimmo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:38 am 

    @sexymm, being a housewife , youll be sick of just waking up and doing nothing, especially when you are used to working.. but maybe it will work for you,

    @mapeh thats a way to go!!!

  91. Gomolemo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:38 am 

    Give that lady, Baratang a bells!!

  92. Beautiful-Butterfly on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:38 am 

    Lol- So Baratang, you meeting two of this men in resturants(Germany) and one at your place- By your place you mean your hotel room I assume?

    And since one of them should be your future hubby- will you be staying permenantly in Germany? Tltltltltl- and leave you flying small aircraft job. Ja noh- le good life you living.lol

  93. Mapeh on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:38 am 

    @sxylin I was at river valley angel

  94. Fluffie on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:41 am 

    *claps once*

    Happy besday @Fab Tee – have a blast dear!

    @samlicious ubani oshadayo?
    @sexymm yah I also think u can only be a housewife if u rich or wealthy (business’nyana won’t cut it)
    But yes I also want a rich hubby so that I can stay home and do other things, waking up in this weather just aint ideal!

    *sips on coffee and waits for umgosi*

  95. samlicious on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:41 am 

    Ha! Sexymm dont suprise xa umntwana wakho ephela esitya iTIK LOL

  96. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:42 am 

    @Sexymm nami shem I drug my kids mabeng’dina! I always have a HUGE ASS bottle of Alergex ngibaphe yona nePanado! Then balale ngingaphela tjo! Kids are exhausting plus my two girls are too chatty! And I’m really NOT that interested in how a two and a six year old view the world! My two year old is such a terror! She demands eye contact when she is talking! She be on some ” Mama ndijonge ndithetha nawe” Tshh! Uyandiqhela shem! My teen son is interesting yena I can talk to him his mind is interesting!

  97. Kusihlwa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:44 am 

    kwaaaaaaa@ The Baratang’s Bold and Beautiful saga. @mnyamana, thats great Dali, its really a pity that we missed each other

  98. Sundani on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:45 am 

    Hai maan Baratanang is lying to us . I think she is a CPT fly by night girl with many clients and thats y other women are intimidated by her.
    *sits next to juju malema*

  99. Mapeh on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:46 am 

    @Jahara I’m dead with laughter your comments kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Sorry Baratang but aowa your story has too many twists and turns
    @kimmo thanx dear he is coming back at a right time the cold mhhhhh…
    Lol at the cousin who doesn’t like a car with no airbags

  100. Jahara on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:47 am 

    @lolo allow me to pick a bone with u too. I’m only curious neh…?

    R u on holiday at ur home or away? Coz u sayin it was cheaper coz it wasn’t easter peak(something along those lines)

  101. kimmo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:48 am 

    now baratang is gone, you guys mara,

  102. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:49 am 

    @Botshelo babe Germany has the same time zone as u guys!

  103. Mapeh on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:49 am 

    Tjo Sundani calling a spade a spade lol

  104. mnyamana on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:52 am 

    @ Chase kodwa my dululu thambo lam le nandos ngizoze ngidlale amakhaza ukhona… @ sxylin shame usho ngoba awumazi jst 2 weeks ago there was a pirates and amazulu game in Dbn and I happen to have tickets from friends. So he calls me and ask 4 a tickets I offer him one kuma extra strong coz the suite tickets I had bese phelile… U shud have heard him declining ethi he doesn’t sit with masses yena blah blah, was so mad … Mind u this person is unemployed

  105. sexymm on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:53 am 

    Lol @Lolo, my two year old does the same, ufuna umbheke uma ekhuluma and I will be like WTF.My seven year old yena talks too much but she is daddy’s girl.

    Kwaaaaa at Samlicious ne TIK.singaphela

  106. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:54 am 

    thnx @sylin

  107. Blacque on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:55 am 

    I FOUND THIS COMMENT
    http://philmphela.blogspot.com/2012/04/dj-cleo-hails-king-mswati.html?showComment=1334153983315#comment-c1415049419550092384

    Anonymous said…
    This Simphiwe girl sounds like that Lolo character on JC. Sounding very intelligent but often talking rubbish and ramming it down everyone’s throat aggressively.
    April 11, 2012 4:19 PM
    Post a Comment

  108. Backstabber on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:56 am 

    death-by-baratang!!! its too early for her lies and I have the mother of all hangovers. Can we get real mgozi plz

  109. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:59 am 

    @ Blacque are you blackboi the owner of that site? diverting traffic. maybe? lols

  110. slindoe on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:59 am 

    @Baratang mina nana nginombuzo,what time is it in Germany to be havin breakfast njengathi la emzansi,aikabi angwazi ama time zones.lol so icourse leyo uyenza khona eJalimani lapho?do u ever get time kodwa since uzwakala ngath u always busy ndizaring,attracting rich men,and havin champagne breakfast<—-jah shame some sisters out there are indeed working very hard stru

  111. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:00 am 

    @Jahara I’m on holiday as in I’m not in my cubicle post!(Should I have said I’m on leave ke) But ngisendlini! I have not gone away! It was too expensive to go away during peak easter season ! So I will only be going away after the 25th!

  112. Jahara on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:00 am 

    Aaaaaah @lolo u r famous in the blogosphere….lol
    I’m still waitin for clarity @lolo

  113. Jahara on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:03 am 

    Ok @lolo,thanx.

  114. Fezzy on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:09 am 

    Tjo Lolo u famous mos.
    @sxylin..gal, please change that avatar. You making me all broody now and I cant afford another baby. The way I love babies and that time I dont even dream about getting married.

  115. Jahara on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:11 am 

    Ok thanx @lolo.
    U r famous in the blogosphere….lol

  116. Blacque on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:12 am 

    @Botshelo I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT..I AM JUST A REGULAR VISITOR ON BOTH SITES SO I THOUGHT IT WAS INTERESTING TO SEE THAT SOME PEOPLE VOICE THEIR OPINIONS SOMEWHERE ELSE

  117. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:13 am 

    ok, mara why you shouting now? @Blacque. I was just asking

  118. Beautybaby on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:14 am 

    Morning bloggers, and a special mention to Baratang tltltltltltl.

    Guys does anyone know someone who will be interested in renting a 3 bedroom house ko Braamfisher phase 4 in Soweto. The rent is R2.5.

  119. Blacque on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:17 am 

    Botshelo Ok, was not shouting.. just forgot to change my caps, I am always using CAPS when working…Apologies

  120. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:18 am 

    cool @Blacque

  121. snapza on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:19 am 

    Ok,. I havent finished reading the comments but Lolo and Baratanang are confusing me. Lolo is talking about spring cleaning and cleaning garages, wara wara. Aren’t you suppose to be on holiday?? Or you are back and just chilling at home now??

    What a FREAKY FRIDAY THE 13th we are having here. Lol

  122. slindoe on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:20 am 

    Lol yall got me feelin so broody now talkin bout your nanas hmmm :-)

  123. Jahara on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:20 am 

    On the estate note. Guys,does any of u know brilliant estate agents in Pretoria? Their details and contacts please. My dream of settling in the North West has gone out of the window….*sigh*

  124. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:21 am 

    I would be willing to bet my last rand that uBaratang has now passed out from too much champagne and is now snoring soundly in her hotel room!

  125. mnyamana on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:27 am 

    Kwabadidekile badidwa yini futhi ubani umdidi wabo coz @ Lolo did explain that she is on leave. Usekhaya with her ndoda. She is only going on a holiday on the last week of her leave. Lolo mara nawe ubhala ujoji ocokeni I network isize iyaslahlekela

  126. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:27 am 

    have them Fezzy babies are a blessing; im having lotsof siblings for him soon! Slindo besengishilo shem in defence of uBaratang wenkosi ukuba Germany well Hamburg has the same timezone as you guys moos! @mnyamana your cousin is boss lmaooooooooooooooo i love him! is he gay by any chance?

    Oh and my anything GOES TODAY IS:- Guys if you know anyone (i mean anybody in the world) who is well experienced or knows a lot about Bitumen please let me know i have a great opportunity for them !

  127. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:27 am 

    guys can you but evra over the counter with medical? if not how much if using cash

  128. Chase on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:32 am 

    @Beautybaby, braamfischer phase 4, 3 bedrooms for R2500 rent??

    maybe some1 will be interested if ungathi the rent would be between R500 & R750 otherwise who wants to stay there.

    the electricity there is kak and the white dust of that mining mountain is even worse ingenana emehlweni nasendunu.

  129. kimmo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:32 am 

    i had to go through baratang’scomments again, she mentioned something about her mastering something about cookie from her mother???? iyooooo

  130. chilled sweet lemonade on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:33 am 

    @BS…..are you moving to greener pastures? was reading through your tweets saying your goodbyes….where are you off to? :)

  131. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:36 am 

    KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Lolo i missed ur comment about Baratang having passed out in her hotel room kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  132. Nomaha on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:38 am 

    @Mnyamana hayi ucousin wakho sisi khokho (foundation ye papa) shem. But ke abantu abanga sebenzi banjalo kwabona. I have a friend engasebenzi but would critisize anything engenayo enjalo.

    @Sxylin tell me more about the opportunity. My man knows a lot about Bitumen. I learn everything from him.

    @Baratanang has gone now kanti I really wanted to hear her story. As long as someone has something to say be it lies or not to me its fine. This is a blog afterall kuyaxokwa apha.

  133. Mathaz on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:39 am 

    Lying is such a mission, one cannot tell the same story twice without contradicting the other. The anonymity of blogging has afforded people the opportunity to misrepresent their true selves. Why people do that beats me.

  134. sexymm on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:40 am 

    @Botshelo, I use evra patches as well, they told me ukuthi I cant use my medical aid(Bonitas) I always use cash, its R120.00, my doctor me i-prescription ye 6months.

  135. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:41 am 

    @Mnyamana kwaaaaa eish uyand’bulala! Mna kaloku I grew up saying that any time away from school/work yi hholideyi #said in a deep Xhosa accent# I did not mean growing up that we went to exotic holiday destinations! It usually meant going to the Transkei @ my grans or more often we would just stay @ home and bath intermintetly! Phela school holidays for me meant skipping having to bath daily! So by the time the holidays grew to an end my mom would have to scrub insila nge saka lama orenji! Uthola intamo isimnyama tsuu wukungangezi! Umnkenke wona bowungafaka iRandi la k’dala leli elinehhashi! Hayi ngikhule ngingawathandisisi amanzi! I was one of those kids you had to lie to, to get her in the bath! When my mom would say “hlamba wena” I’d be on some “yyhuu mama siyaphi” A bath had to have a destination at the end of it or else I was not interested! I also grew up calling any brand of toothpaste I colgate!

  136. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:44 am 

    thanks @Sexymm, I want to go back to it, but will buy cash cause my medical aid over the counter gets exhausted by my mom’s many medication.
    I dont want nuriterate no more, gained 10kg and i cant shed it off :( i feel like a hippo

  137. kimmo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:46 am 

    LOL@ botshelo getting ready for her night of passion!

  138. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:47 am 

    Aybo,@sxylin is Germany not 1hour behind, angithi its in Europe?

    Anywho guys I met this dude last year in December and into yakhona was meant to be my first one night stand cos I have always wanted to do iOne nightstand. Went to his house spent the night and the following morning he made me breakfast and took me home and did follow ups and we clicked. Started dating within 2 months we inlove. We see each other literally everyday, he would bring flowers chocolates take me to dates and I could call him anytime anyday. Only to find ukuthi DUKUDUKU….the guy ismarried and wife stays in CPT :-( Just when I thought I hjad found my husband. Now that I know it is so difficult to let him go because Im in love and she is never around so he spends most of his time with me than her. Im at my happiest out of all the relationships I have been in with him it feels so right and so different. I am feeling guilty doing this but Im very happy. Am I being selfish by being with this guy knowing he is married but looking after my happiness…Mina angazi ngenzeni :-(

    Do Not Judge!!!

  139. BeyBey on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:48 am 

    @Botshelo: You need a prescription from a Dr to get Evra patch, it is not an OTC item.

  140. sexymm on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:53 am 

    Kwaaa Lolo mara :When my mom would say “hlamba wena” I’d be on some “yyhuu mama siyaphi” tl tl tl..My mother used ichopho, akugudle uze ukhale.We went to Ladysmith over ama easter holidays and I had to take my mother entabeni ayobheka amatshe(amachopho) my daughter calls them souvenir stones.Tjo!

  141. Mathaz on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:55 am 

    @Ntombi do the right thing and let him go. How sure are you that he is inlove with you and not passing time? Married men are a total no no.

  142. Cutie on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:55 am 

    Braamfischer is in Soweto moss. I rent eloxion is ranging kooma 2.5 na!! Tjo. Very soon mostan ppl will rent out ooVezinyawo (RDP houses)for thousands nhe!!!

  143. Jahara on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:56 am 

    I have never in my entire dating life met a woman who said “I’m dating a married man & he treats me horrible”

    Married men have mustered the art of makin a woman feel like a queen(they have wives,remember?) So they know what makes a woman tick,they learnt it through trial & error with their wives.

    What I’m tryin to say is get urself together,& hit the highway,use the fire escape. Don’t worry about ur feelings for him,they were reciprocated by his fake feelings for u,which make urs even faker than the fakest feelings u have ever encountered!!

  144. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:59 am 

    @Kimmo ene gae yo taba eo. nna ke no sa batle no.2

  145. mnyamana on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:59 am 

    Kodwa @ Lolo ngathi uchaza umfowabo umkhulu wam wase Mthwalume selokhu azalwa akaze ayigibele imoto, kaze eze ethekwini, akaze abe neychathulo my dad tried ukumdakiswa once khona bezomgqokisa iycathula akaze abashaye kanje. If ezoya e port shepstone uhamba ngayzolo ngeynyawo ahambe elala eymobeni aze afike… Akanaye umfazi heck i doubt ukuthi wake wabanayo intombi ngisho ebusheni bakhe. Uxubha ngelahle. No one knows his age getting him an ID was a mission

  146. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:01 am 

    @Sexymm tjo do not even mention ichopho babekukira ngalo until you were squeaky clean! Umamam was also very fond of isikero! Ahlala angigunda after school holidays! I would go from a nice greasy perm @ Christmas to no hair on the first day of school the next January! Tjo!

  147. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:03 am 

    Im having a hard time believing you mnyamana, lol… basakgona bantu abanjalo?heheheh

  148. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:03 am 

    @Ntombi Yomzulu does SA and Nigeria have the same time zone because they are both in Africa? thats really slow! Germany (Berlin and Hamburg to be precise) is exactly the same time as you, that is if u are in SA ) Try and use the tools u are afforded that computer can take u to google and u can have amazing results babe!

    Hey @Nomaha we are looking to do a project : very big project in Africa so we need someone to head up that project because we have little or no experience in Bitumen Supplies and allied products ! lets chat when u get your blackberry back babe its easier or by email! will email u on ur work email later

  149. zolile on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:03 am 

    Baratanang sweetie, do the aircrafts you drive get hard when you drive them too hard and do they also come in different shapes and sizes?! Do they also secrete waterly or white-like substances when over ridden, u sure its not this type of aircraft dat u driving??? Ngyazbuzela nje sisi

  150. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:04 am 

    @NtombiYomZulu I thought its 2 hours behind, based on info I heard from someone who used to be based in Berlin

  151. Fluffie on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:06 am 

    @Ntombi Yomzulu; good thing u are happy and u found urself in this tricky situation. but u know this aint going nowhere right? he’s married; committed to his wife. He’s a liar if he never told he’s married. Does he maybe now hint he might leave his wife for you? If so; then he might do the same to u shem! that’s just how it works!
    Go out there and find true love! Unless if u wana leave like umakhwapheni for the rest of ur life…*my opinion*

  152. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:06 am 

    Geeeeez @Sxylyn cool it with the insults and Sarcasm I was only asking dear no need to get all worked up!!!

  153. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:14 am 

    @Fluffie, I have always been against women dating married man and I have always been against it if one of my friends dates a married dude, and I never knew it would happen to me. I grew up with this against my morals till I unfortunately broke it this year :-( Trust me I feel like crap and worst of all i know its wrong. Men are such asses though

  154. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:15 am 

    @Myamana kwaaaaaa he sounds sexy! All natural and ish!

  155. slindoe on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:16 am 

    @Sxlyn thnx deaar bengingazi hey,and ur son looks too cute for words. @Lolo kwaaa thnx uve just made my day. @Intombi yomzulu kubanjalo always with married men they treat u like royalty (I’ve been there) but ke susa umqondo wokuthi uthole umyeni cs that title ithathwe uwife wakhe.

  156. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:17 am 

    @Ntombi Yomzulu :) sorry babe #hugs#

  157. MyThoughts on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:23 am 

    Ahhhh the way I’m exhausted though… When I got to class in the morning I just wrote “IT’S FRIDAY…. Anything goes” on the blackboard,,, oh did those lazy learners get excited *sigh*. Secondly one of my colleagues stole/lost my coffee mug, teachers are such a bore!!!
    Happy Friday y’all :) :(

  158. Nomaha on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:24 am 

    @Ntombi Yomzulu we offen know what to do in situation like these. Deep inside your heart you know what to do but you want to hear what other people say. You love this guy and my guess is you are not going to end it just because someone tells you to. You know its wrong but you are happy. Your mind tells you to stick around hoping for the better. I say stick around. Satisfy yourself, obviously this guy is not going to leave his wife for you so stay up until the time you realize that you need to move on and start your own life.

  159. mnyamana on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:31 am 

    @ Ntombi yomzulu nana vele uyazi ukuthi akukho ksasa elitheni ongalakha nalobhokoloshe ziqhubele iwashi nje wena sthandwa umchuthe uma ithuba livela kodwa ube uhlehla ngasekumthandeni. Kwenziwa yini kodwa ukuthi lezinto esihlala sifunga ukuthi soze sazenza siythole sizenza and siyjabulele?

  160. samlicious on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:32 am 

    @Ntombi Yomzulu eish babes its a tricky situating ngoba you didnt go for him knowing he was married *man kodwa* and falling out of love does not happen over night as it didnt take your one night stand to fall inlove with him. Talking from experience, when I met my husband I didnt know that he had a leave in baby mama and mna ke growing up ndandizixelele ukuba baby mama drama’s are just not for me. Sayiqhuba into yethu not knowing about his situation and I feel inlove. The next thing he gets serious on me wanting to talk to me about something, BOOM he revealed it all. I was so hurt but couldnt leave him ngoba ndandisendiwile eskhepheni. To cut the story short, I was on a Dineo Mashaba kinda situation BUT today he is my husban of almost 8 years in December.

  161. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:40 am 

    Now I understand when I asked my friends back then ukuthi why bejola namadoda ashadile and they would say anempatho and ayaphaka.

    Impatho yona anawo and maybe that is why it is so difficult to let this one go.And its not even about the money cos I can afford my lifestyle, I have a good job, house and a car, im comfortable financially so its not like he is supporting me in that department. Almost everyday I would say to myself this is it today Im breaking up with him uvele abe sweet kakhulu. cela inkosi ingisize ngikwazi ukumyeka. I pray for this everyday to unfall(lol) inlove with him. and ncono ukbe there is someone else maybe bekuzoba lula ukumyeka?

  162. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:48 am 

    @Ntombiyomzulu I think you should start seeing other people! Go out date and tell me so! You cannot be expected to dedicate the prime of your youth catering to a married man’s whims! He is in a committed relationship! Committed in every way except his dick occasionally likes exploring you. Tell him you will continue seeing his ass, but that you are also dating, looking for your Mr Right! Usile he should have been upfront with you from the get go about his marital status! You did NOT fall in love! You were tricked! You were tripped!

  163. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:49 am 

    ja ne! The things our husbands do !!!!!!!!!!!! tjerrrrrrrr

  164. Miss T on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:56 am 

    I’m sorry I can’t feel sorry 4a woman who continues dating the man even afta findin out his married

  165. kimmo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:00 pm 

    eish

  166. Beautybaby on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:07 pm 

    @Chase #dead by your comment. haike, its my cousins house, i havent even been to that part of South Africa, she is indeed in a tight situation shem. @Cutie, hai rent e loxion is getting very expensive, pimville rent is R4400 p/m.

  167. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:09 pm 

    Tnx guys, Miss T, I use to say the same thing honey trust me…

  168. slindoe on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:11 pm 

    What just make me go Tjo<—-I have been acquaintance with ths older man since last year May(used 2 b my makwapheni since i was still in a steady relationship then),he is well-off,not married but has a son and uhlala naye. So he calls me athi we need to talk. Mayefika ungbuza how serious am I ngaye(I mean wtf,me serious ngaye,nevr gna happen),uthi ucela mina naye sibe nomntwana akanankinga uzomthatha yena if ngibona ngathi i wont b able ukhlala nengane,he just feels I would b a good mum n he wld like to beleive ukuthi nami sekuyiskhathi ngbenomntwana manj cs m nt getting any younger…Yoh im shocked shame im havn a bad dream

  169. Miranda on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:20 pm 

    Tjo!!!

    Just received good/bad news ,depending on how you look at it. So this morning I missed a 07H30am meeting which was scheduled by my Technical Manager with my Coach and mentor…realised this at 9am and called him then went to his office. Got there, dude closes the door and say’s ” I want you to change Departments,from Y to X, we are behind with expansion projects over there and there is a lot of technical support required. This is urgent and should happen on monday”. Sitting there I looked at him and kept quiet for a while because I don’t think I want to.

    This is the same man who asked me to move to the current Department (lets call it Z)last year August and I was overjoyed with the plan. A month ago I was given a bit more responsibilities on Z. I am loving it and getting to it deeper…We have future projects that I was going to do on Z.I mean it is just that time when I’m finding my feet and BOOOOOOOOOM!!!take your PC and go that way ——->. I told him all this and he said ” I have already arranged with your Coach to take care of all your responsibilites and this is just how the real world is, unfortunately.”

  170. Miranda on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:26 pm 

    Getting to know it

    And he was like “don’t go out there and cry “. It was as if he knew,because I got to the bathroom and tears just started rolling down my eyes.

  171. Chase on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:28 pm 

    @Ntombi yomzulu, why dont u submit ur CV kimi shame i’ll tyr to make you forget le saka lakho.

    ngifuna umuntu olingene ngokomzimba nje hhayi isidudla hhayi ilambalidlile.
    ophuzayo uma kunemicimbi kuphela nobhemayo ulungile kodwa hhayi intsu ngoba nginama pillow amhlophe.
    Onegciwane naye uright kodwa hhayi iAIDS ube nabantwana abangeqile ku6.

    ngicela ufake nesithombe sakho encwadini ne.

  172. MyThoughts on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:30 pm 

    ON OTHER NEWS….
    There’s a sex tape circulating around Twitter and BBM. Apparently the “characters” in it are UCT students. The tape was recorded in a bedroom ko rez. Things your children do when they’re bored. Fascinating!!! I can’t wait to get home and watch it.

  173. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:41 pm 

    Hehehehe @Chase, I think ngiFitta kahle ke kwi kuma Requirements. Ngiyidark beauty ngisho yona indoniyamanzi esho inyathela ngabantwana. angiqhelelene nobubi cha…Izinyembezi zafaro ngiyazithanda kodwa usikilidi angiwuthinti. NginamaHips namabele alingene and nginempatho kubantu besilisaand anginabo abantwana…LOL…siyethemba ngiyilo omufunayo

  174. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:44 pm 

    I meant ngiqhelelene nobubi abangaziyo bathi ngiyabukeka

  175. Lustagp on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:47 pm 

    Sexylin…i ma here, what’s up?

    Sexymm…hahahha, so u wnt to stay at hoem and do what? run the small business to be big kaloku.

    hahahha@our resident pilot, dude please dnt go near any aircraft after sipping champgne, lol…are you a female pilot???? mhhhhhh

  176. mnyamana on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:52 pm 

    @ Ntombi yomzulu shame dlalela le kude no Chase wami… Kodwa @ Chase akuve uwutikilini ushela ngisho phambi kami!!! Kade ngizikhalela ngokuthi uyangibulala ngendlala usufuna untombi yomzulu

  177. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:54 pm 

    Hhawu kanti uthatha iAdvantage uChase, ngithi ngibalekela amadoda angaziphethe kahle usefuna ukungifaka futhi. hhawyu!!! aphi amahloni we Chase?

  178. phlydivaZee on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 12:58 pm 

    Sxylin is right,Germany is the same time as SA..

  179. Fluffie on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 1:00 pm 

    @MyThoughts – I just got the clip! Tjoooooo!

  180. Fezzy on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 1:03 pm 

    @MyThoughts , please send the tape to me on Twiiter @fezzyt

  181. slindoe on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 1:12 pm 

    @MyThoughts & @Flufflie please share the clip pls,yall hv BBM?

  182. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 1:15 pm 

    @Fluffie please describe ukuthi uboneni kwi clip! I love hearing izinto ezimdaka #esitsho emunca inyheke#

  183. slindoe on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 1:16 pm 

    heres the pin @ MyThoughts n @Fluffy 27C265A8

  184. Miss T on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 1:26 pm 

    Guyz plz share da vid 27EC515A

  185. kamzababy on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 1:33 pm 

    everyday i read comments on news24 to remind myself why i should vote for ANC in the next elections! and i dont care who says who. previously voted for COPE and to date im still waiting to see what happened to my vote.

  186. Fluffie on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 1:35 pm 

    @Lolo zimpundu nje zendoda ezimnyama hehehehe
    Just 2 peeps having sex, no foreplay nothing. it’s approx. 11minutes long…

  187. H2G on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 1:44 pm 

    Esih Miranda “I zwell you” ngiyakuzwela impela bhabha.
    Yazi ooBhos sometimes don’t understand how “drastic changes affect us Psychologically”…@least being given 2months to prepare and say goodbye to your current department….bese utshintshwa ke.Hayi kanjalo nje,without notice.
    But as uS’khulu said “Ilizwe linjaQo phandl’apha” …cry as hard as you can “Uphambene when shim says,don’t go outthere and cry” *non lol(ing)*

  188. Fezzy on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 1:46 pm 

    Such a boring sex tape

  189. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 1:47 pm 

    Yhuu hay noko ! Enkosi sithanthwa sam! Noko andifuni kubona nsula yandoda for a whole eleven minutes! Atleast if bendizobona usisana lowo! When I look @porn I’m always fascinated by the females in the porn!They are hotter to watch! Especially when there are no males involved.

  190. sexymm on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 1:50 pm 

    Hey Lungsta my dururu, angeke ngilunge ukuhlala ekhaya, never!I dont want to run small businesses,yoh!

  191. Fluffie on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 1:52 pm 

    Yhuuu Lolo hehehehehe haai usisana uright kwaaaaaaaaa
    sapha kalokhu into yakho ndithumele

  192. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:02 pm 

    @Fluffie here’s my nton-nton I hope mhle usisana lowo! 2712F242

  193. H2G on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:16 pm 

    @Ntombi Yomzulu.I wish you were here when people posted comkments on the Dana article/issue.Please find it and read it,inganceda.Ngeke simane sishukuxa umba womtshato,lol,you’ll get comments from abazalwane baseWesile & ziyoni,lol and from Experts in the department of ukuJola nabantu abashadile.
    The feeling you have was the feeling Dana was explaining to us,but we decided to be hard on her (most people were)…her argument
    “I fell in love…His wife ukwenye iProvince,lol”
    Hayi kwanele,funa omnye umntu nawe,he must have iCompetition soon…coz uma ebhorekile nguwe or unkos’kazi ekhona,yho!!!,uzoshiyeka ulizambane that has been dropd.Boom!!!”

  194. sexymm on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:21 pm 

    Fluffie pls send nakimi 28DF6D1C

  195. H2G on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:23 pm 

    @Lolo; ngineNqwaba yamaPorn engiy’downLoadele amajita for xa ndigodukile,lol…I got dem ladies doing their Ish too…lol,benza kamandi neh? ;) …they are so bid though,one can’t send them nge e-mail neh? tltltltlttl *emunca iminwe*

  196. Backstabber on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:25 pm 

    Because I care..

    http://www.twitvid.com/MOZOA

    apparently its an old vid, brace yourself if you havent seen it yet. its 12mins long..

    Enjoy

  197. ThatRandomGirl on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:27 pm 

    Hey fellow bloggers… I’m coming back to SA in May coz I’m graduating but don’t have a job yet. Please help a sister out…I’m double majoring in Economics and Communication… Asseblief tog. Coz if that fails I think I’ll just have 2 take Baratanang’s route. Spending nights at hotels as a ‘pilot’.

  198. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:35 pm 

    @NtombiYomzulu please follow Nomaha’s advise! errr guys i need to ask a question; its in relation ezocansi but ndiyoyika *hides* but seriously i really need to know something and i cant say it

  199. Nomaha on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:41 pm 

    Sxylin no cansi..Looool! ask away. Thou shall not judge…

  200. Smatsatsa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:45 pm 

    *waiting for Sxylin*

  201. sexymm on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:45 pm 

    Buza wena sexylin

  202. sexymm on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:47 pm 

    Just saw the video,hayi suka lentombazane iyabhora, isdumbu nje

  203. Smatsatsa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:49 pm 

    @ThatRandomGirl, are you still studying or have you now qualified? If it’s your first job then I would recommend Graduate Programmes, it’s quiet difficult getting an entry level job straight outa varsity, but since they only start their intake around August for Jan recruitment you might just have to be a temp pilot..

  204. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:49 pm 

    they are still kids! not clued up about what they are doing

  205. snapza on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:52 pm 

    Sexylin send the question to Lolo and she can put it here for you. I have no doubt that she will translate it nicely. I trust her with words.

  206. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:57 pm 

    Nomanha says Sxylin nezocansi kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! that stopped me right there !

  207. Miss T on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 2:59 pm 

    Ask wena Sxylin, we’ll assist where we can

  208. ThatRandomGirl on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:01 pm 

    I’m still studying but I have all classes and school is done in a month. Yeah, I thought about graduate programmes. I’ll try Accenture and the likes. I just feel like I’m 23 but have nothing 2 show for it and graduate programme is another year of uncertainties.

  209. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:01 pm 

    ok to swallow or not to swallow!

  210. Nomaha on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:03 pm 

    Askies Sxylin. Please ask we are dying to find out *Hides far away on your behalf* kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!Please take Snapza’s advise and send to Lolo, LMAO!!!!

  211. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:05 pm 

    swallow @Sxylin, that stuff is full of protein (i read somewhere)

  212. Nthoentle on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:08 pm 

    Kwaaaaa to swallow nana. Mara do it quick eish you will puke if you do it slow. It always makes me feel like a pornstar my hubby loves it, I swallow alles, leave him clean. Kwaaaaaa *back to silentville*

  213. Nomaha on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:08 pm 

    LMFAO!!!! SWALLOW. Its good for the skin and the hair….

  214. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:08 pm 

    Not to swallow!

  215. Nthoentle on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:10 pm 

    Very good for skin, forget LaMer. Kwaaaaa

  216. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:10 pm 

    nooooooooooooo lmaooooooooooooooooooo im asking on behalf of someone *side eyes Baratang* lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo anywhere i wont say what i do but i want to know what other ladies do here ; im not as anonymous as before so……. hhayi i have to watch what i say! i even have stalkers *side eye Sinovuyo what what that sent me an email*

  217. sexymm on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:11 pm 

    To swallow kodwa yimbi lento, warm and salty…If you dont swallow gcobisa ubuso and your hair, just dont waste….

  218. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:12 pm 

    Nthoentle i know me and you spoke about remember im amazed at ur outright admission now when i look at ur hubby i shall laugh shem! *thinks PORN STAR* See i even took u out of silentville*

  219. Kusihlwa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:15 pm 

    Hayi JC bloggers…nikhona….niyagwinya ningasho nje..lol…

  220. Fluffie on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:16 pm 

    Swallow! Apparently it’s good for ya!

    LMAO @ feeling like a porn star!

  221. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:16 pm 

    Mina I must be lousy @ singing on hubby’s mike because he has never wanted to come in my mouth! I may do some singing but what sends him over the edge has always been actual cake! Is there a technique? Cause maybe I’m doing it wrong??? #worries#

  222. Mamzo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:17 pm 

    @Ntombi Yomzulu, Germany and SA have the same time at the moment, but that changes every year from the last Sunday of October till last Sunday of March where SA will be an hour ahead. I think you friend was referring to GMT+2! *creeping back to silentville*

  223. MyThoughts on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:18 pm 

    My battery died before I could watch that sex tape. Hai e bora fore. But I think it’s because these are kids, trying new sex positions (instead of trying new studying methods),they’re using VGA camera phone, the chick??? *sigh* no comment. Apparently this tape is old (dates back to 2009).

  224. kimmo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:18 pm 

    salty! eeeeew, things we do for love, haikhona

  225. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:19 pm 

    Lolo have you tried errrrrrrrrrrrrr *deep throat* that shit is crazy i tell ya *hides under the bed*

  226. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:20 pm 

    yes mamzo its called DAY LIGHT SAVING we also experience it from march

  227. Smang-mang Warona on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:21 pm 

    ask the Pilot – I’m sure its part of the KRA’s.. tltltlt

  228. Kusihlwa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:25 pm 

    @sylyn, whats deep throat, talk more mabhebeza

  229. sexymm on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:28 pm 

    Sexylin, yini i-deep throat manje?eish umuntu ufunda aze afe..

  230. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:31 pm 

    kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! i cant seriously write that ! i will ask Lolo or Nthoentle or Nomaha if they can tell u guys after ive told them loooooooooool:

  231. slindoe on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:32 pm 

    Umuntu ufunda aze afe lol yoh the swallowing part,mna everytime I tell myself I will I jst get grossed up,guess ill have 2 try a lil harder hey

  232. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:33 pm 

    Ladies if you know what a deep throat is please explain

  233. Kusihlwa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:36 pm 

    how, kodwa yini Sxylin, the lLord said that thou shalt share so please, ngazo si dina lah

  234. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:37 pm 

    Deep-throating is a sexual act in which a man’s sexual partner, female or male, takes their partner’s entire erect penis deep into the sex partner’s mouth, past the epiglottis and into the throat. The practice is a form of fellatio, a form of oral sex.[1][2] For deep-throating, the penis has to be long enough so that it can reach the back of the partner’s throat.[1] The person whose penis is inserted is usually referred as the receiving partner, and the person who performs deep-throating is referred to as the giving partner.

    It is difficult for most people to perform deep-throating, due to the natural gag reflex[3] evoked when the soft palate is touched.[4] Different people have different sensitivities to the reflex, but some people learn to suppress the reflex.

    The practice leads to a entirely different oral stimulation in comparison to regular fellatio, because the giving partner’s tongue is immobilized during deep-throating and they are not able to suck[5]; the receiver’s glans penis is intensely stimulated by the tightness of the giving partner’s throat

    IYO!
    WIKIPEDIA

  235. snapza on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:40 pm 

    I have never swallowed and I dont see my self doing that anytime soon. I just CANT! Whats deep throat ke ngoku?

  236. Nthoentle on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:41 pm 

    Hahahahaha o naughty wena laughing at my man.
    Deep throat ei u will puke though it’s not easy. LoL

    Deep throat ke BJ when you take your partners whole pipi deep into your mouth

  237. Kusihlwa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:42 pm 

    hhaah…..Chineke….

  238. Nomaha on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:42 pm 

    @Botshelo hence they actual say semen is sweet and not salty when you give deep throat because the taste buds are at the tip of the tounge and not on the throat. Wena Sxylin unemikhuba Loooooool!!!!!

  239. snapza on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:42 pm 

    Tjo!! I feel “chocked” just by reading that Botshelo. I’m holding my throat and typing with 1 hand right now. Lol. I can never!

  240. Smatsatsa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:43 pm 

    Tjo!!! *Walks past this question*

    Mina I have a problem, my bf doesn’t want me to give him head, I’ve done it once or twice in the beginning but It doesn’t tickle his fancy, so me thinks I suck at it :-(

  241. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:43 pm 

    ok you know when u know when you are *wipes forehead* singing on his mike deepthroat is the same only deeper where u let his microphone goes deep inyour throat ur almost gagging; be careful not to throw up *wipes sweat* to avoid that i hum on the mike *makes him go crazy* me feeling like a Nthoentle(pornstar)kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  242. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:46 pm 

    ke gore monna o go ja ka molomong? and you cant suck, surely breathing is a mission. mina ngeke! its the same as spanking and anal, ngeke!

    guys i googled the act, i’ve never tried. from what i read, it looks like a short cut to heaven/hell

  243. Ms Android on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:47 pm 

    ”…kodwa yimbi lento, warm and salty” O_o *ClapsCountlessTimes* umntu ufunda aze ayofa indeed. Tjo!

  244. snapshot on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:48 pm 

    Tjo!!!!!

  245. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:48 pm 

    kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @Nomaha it was dead in here soooo i thought i would shake things a bit kucacile ukuba ngobani abathanda ezocansi

  246. mbulela on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:51 pm 

    Is deep throat such a rare act on JC?
    I must have been blessed if so as i thought it was thought by mothers to their teenage daughters.
    I am sure it takes a lot of practice to get right and the gagging nton nton makes the lady feel like choking when you are learning it.But when perfected it is a thing of joy.
    If you man has a small mike, then you have no need to worry for deep throat. Just a normal BJ would do.

    Safe and fun weekend to all!!

  247. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:53 pm 

    Botshelo try it nana looooooooooooool if u go down on him then try doing it bit by bit; and try humming while doing it ! i love it …………….kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*logs off*

  248. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:54 pm 

    @Mbulela im also shocked at the way people are amazed ! Lusta *screaming again*

  249. mbulela on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 3:58 pm 

    @Smatsatsa, there is a huge possibility you suck at it but you can only get better by practice,so keep trying to find out if it is a case of sucking at it or he truly does not like it (which i doubt).Maybe he just does not want to hurt your pride.

  250. Nthoentle on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:01 pm 

    Kwaaaaaa Mbulela

  251. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:02 pm 

    and smatsatsa keep ur teeth away from the poor child”s mike! I beg ; tell him ud like to try it on him; start by sucking on it as though u wld a lollipop and gradually it comes naturally trust me u will be a chief at it loooooooooooooooooooooool

  252. Mathaz on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:02 pm 

    May the good Lord forgive me as I am about to commit a major sin.My husband is away.

  253. mbulela on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:02 pm 

    Never ever let your teeth get in the way of the licking and sucking process.
    Nothing spoils a good head like the intrusion of the ladies teeth.

  254. sexymm on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:03 pm 

    Hayi no,deep throat sounds uncomfortable, will try it tonight, god help me nginga-vomit.Ngizobuya ne feedback Monday.

  255. Kusihlwa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:05 pm 

    @Mathaz, what sin my child?

  256. mbulela on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:05 pm 

    @Mathaz, he will forgive you but he will be happier if you don’t do it.

  257. Fluffie on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:07 pm 

    Sesiyozwa ngawe @sexymm *folds arms*

    @Mathaz – what sin will that be?

  258. Letebele on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:07 pm 

    @Lolo: Gosh what would anything goes be without you? Deathby 3rd degree! Poor Baratang!*goes back to reading comments*

  259. Nomaha on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:08 pm 

    @Mbulela Mabhler published an article saying sucking was forbidden *think vaccum cleaner* so you reckon sucking is good?

  260. mbulela on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:10 pm 

    lick and suck like a lollipop.
    take a bit at a time until you’ve taken it all (if the mike is small) or you have taken it all (big/long mike) at which point it would have reached your soft palate and the tightness of the immobile tongue via deep throat will induce new waves of pleasure.
    Once more, pls keep the teeth away from the action.

  261. Smatsatsa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:11 pm 

    I think he doesn’t wanna hurt my feelings, I think my teeth sometimes get in the way and hence he tells me to stop b4 he even comes, *covers eyes*
    LOL, i remember the other day I was so earger to give head and he made up some stupid excuse that he hasn’t bathed yet..

    On that note, do you guys give head after showering or just in the moment, does the thought of giving head after your man comes back home from a long hot day make a diference?

  262. Botshelo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:15 pm 

    do you bath before you receive a muff? @Smatsatsa

  263. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:15 pm 

    my man gets in anytime anywhere, anyplace kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa * i did say i was logging off * time to feed my son!

  264. Smatsatsa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:17 pm 

    Tjo @Botshelo!!!

  265. mbulela on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:18 pm 

    @Nomaha, to each man his own. A little sucking with the licking works for me.
    Mabhler is an expert so i might bow to his superior knowledge when generalising.

  266. mbulela on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:22 pm 

    This night is one of those my rare party nights. May the good lord have mercy on me like Mathaz.
    Logging off now.
    Safe weekend to you all……..

  267. Mathaz on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:23 pm 

    Last night I had a dream about this ex I have not seen for 10 years but talk once a year.So I call him n set up a date for drinks this evening.I dont trust my feelings around him.This is so unlike me but I am so super excited at the thought of seeing him.

  268. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:24 pm 

    Mathaz dont start things wont be able to deal with! trust me dont open that door!!!!!!

  269. Smatsatsa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:29 pm 

    Mathaz mara why uqala inyonka emgodini??!! yazi I get so mad when people willingly put themselves in situations they know won’t bring out any good.. Next you’ll be crying when your marriage’s in jeopardy.. No man, I don’t know you but please grow up!!!

    Jees, let me go practice my head skills..

  270. mbulela on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:35 pm 

    i was on my way off before Mathaz showed up.
    @Mathaz, you are playing with fire. You might not be burned this one time but you are setting off a chain that will cause repeated burns in the coming days.
    Are you familiar with Okafor’s law? Make sure you don’t fall for that law.

    Good night all.

  271. mamabearlove on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:39 pm 

    Hey loves :) its been a young minute. Job,my business,my studies& my new Boo boo Skululo is being keeping me busy. I’m happily inlove!!!! Wooohooooo I can’t contain myself.I’m one lucky beessssh shame. I’ve always sworn that I would never date a celebrity\DJ but his different,loving,funny&down to earth. Its worth all the hate I’m getting from the Ex gf & groupies!! It gonna be worse when the shit hits the press Will be back next week WITH LOADS of JUICY GOLIWOOD GOSSIP!!!!!!! HappppY weekend Y’all Mcwaaa* need to help my boo boo he has a radio show to rush to.

  272. H2G on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:42 pm 

    Smatsatsa; uzifaka engxakini,yes getting another person as Makhwaphen is a better thing,But not an X!!!Its just messing izinto around,lol.Ukuphupha ngaye means nothing wethu!Ok maybe a little bit,but don’t tell shim all the time uphupha ngaye,and dreaming about a person doesn’t mean you should chase after them…But you have stories that we know nothing about,so asijaji,we use the available info qha.
    @this DeepThrout process;Who really enjoys then,coz I like it,but I wanna know.Does the giver enjoy though (its like attempted suicide,according to what Mbulela said,lol) …

  273. mamabearlove on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:46 pm 

    Buwahahahahahahaaaa! Bathong!!! @ Baratanga is hella confused or she must have been really drunk+sleep deprived, Or she’s just plain crazy -__- comments from the JC bloggers are cracking me up!!!!

  274. mbulela on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:50 pm 

    @H2G,some men say going doing on their woman is like attempted suicide but you and i know it is nothing like that and many men are rushing to do it as the pure pleasure their partners get is what it and more.
    I think Deep throat is just difficult to master. mastering it is when it might sound like attempted suicide (i doubt it is but ladies will know better).When you perfect the art, i guess it is just like gaggling mouthwash while making sure you don’t swallow.
    Sxylin will have better analogies. I am a receiver, i guess givers would be in better position to explain.

  275. Smatsatsa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 4:52 pm 

    Mamabearlove, ngijike ema taxini, do tell us please..

  276. dejane on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 5:10 pm 

    @Sxylin did you get my email dear? Thanks a million mama ka T.

    @Mamabear, dont you think your new man will be unimpressed with you telling JC Bloggers that he is ‘your’new boo? Yes, No? Im just asking. Phela at times these ‘celebs’ like keeping their affairs private. *sits down*

  277. mnyamana on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 5:34 pm 

    Tjo sengicishe ngafikiswa abanye onondindwa la bethi bazama ukungihlukanisa kuyasiza ukuba kuhlaza vele ngamtshela ukuthi sferb inkomo yakho uzoyigqoko izoba isphandla uma ungizela ngobuso ngowasesinqawunqawini mina

  278. mbulela on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 5:52 pm 

    @Dejane, I hope you are good?
    Never heard from you the last time.
    Top of the weekend to you and your girl.

  279. phlydivaZee on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 6:10 pm 

    Where’s Freckles?

  280. H2G on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 6:16 pm 

    lol, Mbulela,uzwakele outie.
    I would like to receive some,but I just wondered,I did recieve iBlowie though,its like I’m in a dream,but any’way…the sex tape that’s circulating around here (net),lol, hilarious, I wander what was going on in their minds (video-rising the whole thing) dead @seeing iimpundu zendoda (by Lolo) *things that UCT students do ;)

  281. Mathaz on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 6:34 pm 

    Car trouble,on my way home to get ready for my date .I am stuck at the garage,can you believe it?

  282. sxylin on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 6:38 pm 

    Hey @dejane no I didn’t receive your mail babe; kiss my lil princess hope she loved the lil note from Tyler ;) happy shopping!

  283. Bootylicious on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 7:43 pm 

    Just watched the video,wat excatly is that girl doing on top of that boy???? tjo

  284. Uthando on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 7:45 pm 

    Mamabearlove lmao wena nah!! Sewujola no Lulo hahahahahahahaha I give up

  285. lolington kwaaa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:38 pm 

    @Mathaz, i guess it’s a sign hey. clearly that door is to be left closed!!

    Deep throat-ing is cool, I’ve mastered it…*hides*

    @Baratang, really? like seriously? like are you for real? You do know that JC bloggers are not uneducated fools, right? Yes? No? Mmmmmmkay…well i hope you learn your lesson. You did crack me up though…bwagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga!!!!

  286. lolington kwaaa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 8:39 pm 

    Hi @lol, can I please steal your BBM pin and invite you. I shall wait for your response. I promise not to take it incase you do not give me the permission.

  287. Mathaz on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:30 pm 

    I am happy to report that nothing happened,we just had a chat like old friends.My husband did call though just after I pulled the hand break wanting to talk to the children.Guys I am so against cheating n am not the cheating type,i just needed to finalise some things nje.

  288. lolo on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 9:40 pm 

    @lolington kwaa sure love you can take my bbm you are so polite! You are the only person who has bothered to ask for permission.

  289. H2G on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 10:34 pm 

    @Mathaz; kungcono ke,hay because we care,neh Dzarling *ngelikaKhwin ilizwi* …but it seemed like you were not sure what to do though?Whether to give the naughty thoughts some try or not….lol but anyway I said it “we don’t know all the stories”thefore we examine whats given to us, cool

    @Lolo; in 20years time,when I think of purchasing BB,I will ask polite too ;)

  290. MyThoughts on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:10 pm 

    IN OTHER BREAKING NEWS….

    After 6 children and 7 years as an unmarried couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are finally engaged — this according to Brad’s rep.Brad’s manager Cynthia Pett-Dante released a statement confirming the engagement, but says there’s no wedding date yet — as of now, the engagement is simply a “promise for the future.”Pitt and Jolie met on the set of “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” back in 2005. They have three biological children and three adopted children.Jennifer Aniston is still single

    I <3 this couple shem :)

  291. lolington kwaaa on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 11:53 pm 

    @MyThoughts, hehehehe, clearly you really do like them. Mina i’m shamelessly very un-interested in other people’s relationships….celebrity or no celebrity, maybe i’m not normal.

    Ngyabonga @Lolo!

    @Mathaz, syabonga for the report back, i’m really glad you left everything there. To be honest though, you kind of gave us the idea that there was more that you were anticipating.

  292. Fab Tee on Sat, 14th Apr 2012 1:08 am 

    death by deep throat nton nton!,i could never shem! *claps once*

  293. dejane on Sat, 14th Apr 2012 2:33 am 

    so i decided to go for drinks at a news cafe across work on my own. Bumped into some nigger there, we chilled he bought me some drinks, then he wanted to go to Taboo, ngathi mina i aint going there. The next thing the nigger dissappears on me, poor waitress at news cafe kept asking me to get the guy i was with to come settle the tab, told her the guy is coming now now, kwaaaaaaa did i not make a run for it.

  294. NOLO on Sat, 14th Apr 2012 6:04 am 

    Oh my the comments ‘whew’

  295. Monei on Sat, 14th Apr 2012 8:10 am 

    eish! that off-site workshop cost me such an interesting Anything Goes!

    @Baratang, nna i can believe u r a pilot. i’m just confused by the extra studying and uneducated ppl telling u what to do. kante bosso ke mang?

    @sxylin, swallow. i dnt like it one bit. that stuff is bitter and salty. used to spit it out into a tissue with my long term ex bf. but i know he loved the swallowing more. we even tried the pineapple juice thing to sweeten it- that duznt work. deep throating is also a sure win. u shud also try hot n cold. alternating warmth with ice cubes.

  296. Babyluv on Sat, 14th Apr 2012 9:31 am 

    Jc rocks, baratanang darli ur a regular magosha qha ke yeka uxhoma. Since wen is Hillbrow Germany n ipapsak ayo champagne. Eish ths deep throat ish scares me. Mamabear ja neh

  297. coolcaz on Sat, 14th Apr 2012 2:25 pm 

    Baratang is a “pilot” right and she is taking her men passengers to a short trip called “neverland”.

    Ijo disperm nna ke dija?? Never.

  298. skyno on Sat, 14th Apr 2012 7:27 pm 

    M sure baratang has hanged herself in shame like Gariel..

  299. bongi on Sun, 15th Apr 2012 12:55 am 

    …@ my bachelorrette…yhooo too much tequila my throat bethuna….

  300. Letebele on Sun, 15th Apr 2012 4:18 am 

    #TeamDeepThroat! When you enjoy singing in his mic,makes such a difference. I can’t have a passionate session without going down on him,I love going down on him.

    I’m so tempted to ask if I can invite ya’ll on bbm.

    Mamabear sounds like someone who knows that Claire Mawisa is dating Lulo. I refuse to believe that Claire would be so blonde as to talk about details of her relationship like this. As a matter of fact,MamaBear sounds like NonhleThema. She is the one blonde who would be desperate enough for attention to reveal such details. I mean how can you talk about your man like that but not know how to spell his name correctly?

  301. sxylin on Sun, 15th Apr 2012 5:20 pm 

    lol @ Letebele and mamabear theories; hear comes another Baratanag; who in the heavens cannot spell her man’s name

  302. Ms Android on Sun, 15th Apr 2012 6:31 pm 

    For argument’s sake maybe its a Typo:-D
    Would that mean she is Clare? O_O
    Someone once said iJC izoku setta maaan.

  303. BlindFold on Sun, 15th Apr 2012 9:43 pm 

    Baratang ke Freckles noma kanjani.

  304. BlindFold on Sun, 15th Apr 2012 9:48 pm 

    I hope to my leaving God and Lekganyane for the ZCC members that Clair would not be so dumb and dish about her man.

  305. nonks on Sun, 15th Apr 2012 11:13 pm 

    Sang on my hubby’s mic today and wow was he surprised. He couldn’t stop smiling #TeamDeepThroat

  306. Lela on Sun, 15th Apr 2012 11:38 pm 

    Hayini! Nithi akuzugwetywa! So nonke apha ningcole ninje! Izinto enizenzayo njemba silele ncncncnc! Hayi le yokuzikhonyulukisa ngepipi sengoyizama kongikhiphele inkomo bandla cha ngeke kunganini! Okwamanje umuntu akajabule nje ukuthi ngize ngalifaka kwasemlonyeni wami lelopipi ngoba yimbi lento vele.

  307. Kusihlwa on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 7:52 am 

    Its a Monday…hi all…I am still shocked about the the Zahara story on Sundayworld. Zahara’s sisters are claim that the Nciza’s are using Zahara as thier maid and that she uses public transport and still requests money for food and airtime from her mother..wow…

  308. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 7:57 am 

    *high five* at nonks loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool way to go ! LOL @ Lela

  309. kimmo on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 8:32 am 

    happy monday

  310. Loulou on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 8:33 am 

    #teamdeepthroat – after my man acting the fool recently I saw him last night, and as he was kissing me goodbye I noticed that my beloved soldier had risen so I said to him to get in the car while I did what I hardly do. My question to my learned sisters, how do I get better? I want to make him cum without the help of my hand…

  311. kimmo on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 8:38 am 

    @sxylin, answer for loulou?hahahahaah

  312. Jahara on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 8:50 am 

    Hehehehe…being a curious being that I am,I went in search of how to give a deep throat…& I must say,@sxylin u must be a pro! Loooooool,coz the article I read went on to give techniques on givin the wildest deepthroating and humming was included there. They say when u hum the vibrations on ur throat & mouth will give ur man stimulation that will drive him crazy!!! *side-eyes @sxylin* kwaaakwaaakwaaa
    *runs off to buy a banana to practice deep-throating*

  313. fabulicious on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 8:54 am 

    Lol @sxylin, the new sex doctor yase jc.

    Where r the new posts na? It wears me out to have to scroll allllllll the way down to read monday comments on a friday post.

    So freckles has been blocked, shame.

    Happy Monday to yall

  314. Jahara on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 9:01 am 

    Its too much comments in here,true. So let’s re-direct to that other post ya weekend sports update….where I will copy & paste the how to give a deep throat…looool

  315. Miranda on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 9:06 am 

    #sits and waits for BS’s version of this Zahara’s story

  316. Cutie on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 9:08 am 

    Tjo JC bloggers are indeed turning us into mini-prostitutes I tell u. So I tried the deep throat yesterday with hubby. Yho I was this close to puking, so I alternated that with playing with my tongue on his tip while blowing (which is what I know)just to gasp some air. He loved it though.

  317. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 9:19 am 

    kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! kanti Loulou what exactly were you doing!

  318. Kusihlwa on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 9:34 am 

    Hayi, it seems like every one tried the deep throat technique on thier partners except me, iesh… wena Kimmo please answer my emails tu, angazongidina nje

  319. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 9:45 am 

    hehehehehe Jahara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  320. mbulela on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 9:58 am 

    @sxylin, can i drop you a line on that offer you made last week? *hides*

  321. LadyMillion on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 9:58 am 

    @Kusihlwa mna i dont understand why is she still staying at their house.really now!i definitely smell a rat in all of this. she asks for airtime from her mom stil, kanjani? i hope its all not true

  322. sexymm on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:01 am 

    Guys,mina ingihlulile i “deep throat” I almost died, i think the size of totolozi does matter, I couldnt breath but shame my poor hubby was enjoying it, he wants us to try again.Please help, how do you do it with a big totolozi.

  323. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:09 am 

    @Mbulela sure sxylin2011@gmail.com; @ sexymm lol u cant do it with a small totolozi #lmaooooooooooooooooo# so u have the perfect tool there! maybe u just sent it down the throat straight kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! i told u hummmm it helps make those mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm noises; honestly i enjoy it a lot tickle those tonsils girl! *closes eyes*

  324. Monei on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:18 am 

    @sexymm, yes size does matter. the way singing on a big/super thick mic can make a person’s jaw tired such that u dnt care abt them coming in ur mouth anymore and the trusty hand is summoned to help. so u kinda cheat.

    deep throating is good on decent sized mics, else its self induced puking.lol.

    oh ya, and that ‘porn’ vid is oooold! it circulated at varsity when i was still there around my last undergrad yrs in CPT. 06 or 07.

  325. kimmo on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:18 am 

    hahahaahahahahahaha, @sxylin wa kula wena you know, it does what to the tonsils???

  326. sexymm on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:22 am 

    Eish sexylin, i will give it one last chance today, oh!god please help me master this.Maybe i should try it on an empty stomach, in the morning maybe.

    Odangele
    sexymm

  327. BlindFold on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:25 am 

    Dumelang,

    i just put the middle finger in my mouth and hummed, i wanted to test what humming does to the finger. Yah there are vibrations there.

  328. sexymm on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:28 am 

    kwaaaa @Blindfold,i just did that with my finger,lol

  329. mamabearlove on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:34 am 

    Goooood Morning:D greetings from the land of love…. *sprinkles happy dust&hearts across JC. Wishing everyone a great day…. No matter who says what, I don’t mind its all cool. Talk that talk.Cause love makes it all better.we know our story…..and happiness is trending in my heart.

  330. mamabearlove on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:35 am 

    Goooood Morning:D greetings from the land of love…. *sprinkles happy dust&hearts across JC. Wishing everyone a great day…. No matter who says what, I don’t mind its all cool. Talk that talk.Cause love makes it all better.we know our story…..and happiness is trending in our hearts.

  331. Kusihlwa on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:37 am 

    Kwaaaaaaa@Odangele…hayi ke, Chineke…..nnah,wena kimmo, I am going to stop emailing you if you dont reply

  332. mamabearlove on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:38 am 

    I guess good comes with the bad. *shrugs*

  333. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:38 am 

    KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA@Blindfold

  334. Kusihlwa on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:43 am 

    @mamabear,what is wrong nana and what are you on about?

  335. Loulou on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:47 am 

    so sxylin you are available for more tips via your e-mail? I think you should start a blog – “the Chronicles of Sxylin”…

  336. kimmo on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:55 am 

    @kusi i did reply nana, please check your emails

  337. Jahara on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 10:58 am 

    Deep throat is a form of oral sex in which the entire length of the erect penis is taken into the mouth. The pleasure of deep throatin is created by the ring of tightness around the circumference of the penis just below the head, with the most intense sensation focused on the sensitive underside of the penis where the head joins the shaft. Since the average erect penis is longer than the average mouth is deep, deep throat requires suppressin the gag reflex in order to partially swallow the end of the penis.
    Now pay attention,Jahara will teach u,lol…—>

    In order to perform this type of oral sex, the penis recipient controls all the muscles at the back of the throat & flattens the tongue,while gradually insertin the erect penis completely.(Highlight gradually,ga re batle mathata)

    To start with,the penis must be thoroughly lubricated. An erect penis will slide much easier along the tongue & into the throat if it’s slick with saliva. Since the saliva in the back of ur throat is somewhat thicker than what u have in the front of it,begin by pressin the penis as far as it will just uncomfortably go into ur mouth & rest it there. Pause for 30-45 seconds,come up for air,lick & suck a lil bit,& do it again. After a minute or so of this pressin,u should have a nice pool of lubrication in ur mouth. But not too much saliva mabloggers.

    The biggest obstacle to taking all of his penis down ur throat is the fact that there is a bend of almost 90 degrees behind ur tongue leadin down into ur throat. So the first thing to do is get the penis past that angle. U’ll wanna be in position where u can turn ur head in such a way that ur mouth & throat lie almost in a straight line. The best position to accomplish this is to lie on a bed so that ur head is near the edge with ur body sprawled across the bed so that ur head is tipped sharply back. This position will put ur mouth & throat nearly in a line and will allow the penis to slide in deeper. Or maybe @sxylin has a better position…*side-eyes*

    Once u’re in position, extend the tip of ur tongue just past ur bottom lip. Extendin your tongue helps flatten the back of ur tongue. Then open ur throat wide as if u were yawnin. Forcin the back of ur tongue down & ur throat open will counter the gag reflex & will create a larger openin for the penis to enter. I’d advise u not to eat shortly before u do this if u r a 1st timer…lol

    Next,take a deep breath,& slowly slide the length of the penis into ur mouth & along ur tongue. When u feel the urge to gag, pause & hold the penis there as long as possible,& then withdraw it. Repeat this process as many times as necessary.

    When u get to the point where the head actually enters the throat,u may feel a little resistance,& u will need to give a little extra push to get the penis fully in. It may help to use ur tongue to pull the penis in deeper…errrr!! When u reach the point where u feel the gag reflex, pause for a moment,then,without removing the penis from ur mouth,extend ur tongue out a little further. Then pull your tongue back into ur mouth,pulling the penis along with it. Eventually,u’ll be able to take the penis in deeper and deeper until u can take the entire length of it across ur tongue & down ur throat. Roll ur eyes upwards to prevent the tear ducts from overreactin. I feel really sorry for those of u whose men’s penises are mandingo’s size…talk about attempted suicide! Tju!

    DON’T take a deep breath before u push the penis back into ur throat. Taking in a deep breath decreases the amount of penis that u can take into ur throat. Breathe normally & stop just before the penis actually goes into your throat & u begin the swallowin motions with your tongue. At 1st,don’t leave him in ur throat too long. Bring him in & let him out. Deep throatin doesn’t necessarily mean holdin ur man’s penis deep in ur throat continuously though u can do that as long as u’re comfortable.

    Now here comes @sxylin…
    Deep throatin can make swallowin semen easier since the ejaculate may bypass most of the tongue and taste buds, dependin on the depth of penetration at the time of release. If the penis is held completely inside the mouth and throat as the man releases ( i.e., with the woman’s lips pressed firmly against the man’s abdomen and scrotum), the semen may be released into the stomach without the recipient havin to swallow. (Ps: have u ladies notices that when ur man comes while u r givin him head his balls stiffen? They become so hard that it scared me sh*tless the 1st time,I thought I hurt him…loool)

    While learnin to deep throat, it’s better that u control the depth & frequency of penetration. After u’ve become very comfortable with takin a penis deep into ur throat,u’ll be able to accept a more passive role and let ur partner control the depth. Actively thrustin the penis into the mouth of a partner is called irrumatio,plz explain what this means @sxylin. An excellent position for this is with u lyin on ur back with ur head hangin off the edge of the bed.(Now this I can’t do…eeeuw!! My boo will have to sedate me 1st before he does this to me) In this position, ur partner will be able to put his penis in as deeply as he wishes. This position also allows him to watch ur throat expand and bulge as his penis slides in deep. Cabanga!! Thiza!!

    There are lots of ways to give ur lover vast amounts of oral pleasure without him entering ur throat,but it’s worth tryin. The key thing to remember when learnin to deep throat your man is that PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT. No one did this technique perfectly the 1st,2nd,or even 3rd time they tried.

    Phew…*side-eyes my banana*

  338. Kusihlwa on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 11:00 am 

    @kimmo, I repied that reply, you check your emails

  339. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 11:16 am 

    LOL @Loulou i would never have the time

  340. Jahara on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 11:23 am 

    I think my looooong comment is stuck somewhere in the netwaves…n I don’t have time to type again,I didn’t copy n paste. So I will wait for @BS to filter it…or whateva its called!

  341. Twitter on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 12:04 pm 

    Mornings!!!!

    Shoooo its been a while, Ive been silent blogging shem.

    I guec nami bendiPart of leTeam that tried iDeep throat kule weekend tltltltltl. But ndiye ndehlulakala maan…Kunzimaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yho!!!!!!

  342. Miss T on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 12:16 pm 

    Well hubby is away so no deep throat for me. Although it did cross my mind 2holla at a certain dj ex of mine. But then again his mic does not qualify for da act :-(

  343. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 12:25 pm 

    kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Miss T mara! so u had plans to cheat had his mic qualified ! u finish me shem!

  344. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 12:26 pm 

    @Nomaha ndihoye pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase!

  345. Shandu on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 12:33 pm 

    Ok I feel left out :(

    I am definitely trying this deep throat thingie TONITE – God be with me

  346. Miss T on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 12:34 pm 

    @Sxylin, I’m not a very patient woman hey. When I hear abt sumthin, I want 2try it asap.

  347. fabulicious on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 12:37 pm 

    Lo @mis T

    Guys my middle finger doesn’t reach the end of my mouth *cries* lol. @sxylin the things u make us do!
    I’ll also try it tonight on a banana since my husband is away, gosh I hate perfoming a BJ as it is and I certainly don’t want him to find sum1 who’ll gladly do it outside I would die yoh!

    @ sxylin and @nthoentle..More tips on how to keep our men at home pls!

  348. Plastic on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 12:37 pm 

    @sxyln please clarify for me. do you suck like a baby does when they’re sucking the breast?
    i ask because i thought i was a pro at this. but what i did was lo lick it..as in lolly pop with a tongue tease etc, and i thought i was the best at this, now you are telling me something else….oh Buoy

    on the Zahara issue, i honestly do not believe this BS on Sunday what what, Zahara is not as stupid as people may think and she is an adult, old enough to know and decide what’s good for her and what’s not. and as for people to believe that nonsence

  349. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 12:49 pm 

    hhayi bo Plastic the way u lick a lollipop any way thats a straight out bj; deepthroat is entirely different; @fabulicious keeping them at home is a whole different story babe kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa; he will still go but as long as he knows what he is in danger of lsoing thats what counts

  350. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 1:02 pm 

    @ Fabulicious get down on ur knees and sing on that mic; i promise u ; u will love it ! make it ur food nana! loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool otherwise oNtombi yomzulu will sing on his mic for you!!!!!!!!!!!!! kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! and no im tired give him nookie on demand! and be spontaneous!

  351. Kusihlwa on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 1:06 pm 

    Tjo@sxylin. leaving work for the day hubby is sick so I am taking him to the doctor. I guess there will be no singing for me.

  352. sk1 on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 1:06 pm 

    Heeeee!!! i missed out mos on friday ….eish
    Happy b-lated 2Fab Tee

    @Baratang can u pass oyi 1 kimi plz tog!!!!

  353. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 1:09 pm 

    @Kusihlwa when u get home sing on hubby’s mic wena

  354. Plastic on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 1:14 pm 

    @Sxykn u are still not giving me an answer..do you suck for something to come out? loooool

  355. Kusihlwa on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 1:15 pm 

    @sxylin, are we suppose to sing even when they are sick and drugged out?

  356. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 1:20 pm 

    looooooooooooooooooool Plastic do not suck the poor boy’s thingie; @Kusihlwa he will feel better dear trust me loooooooooooooool he wont be so drugged out if u do it right!

  357. Nthoentle on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 1:22 pm 

    Kwaaaaaaa! @Kusi-nana just sing on that mic maybe that’s all the meds he needs.

  358. Smang-mang Warona on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 1:30 pm 

    lol Plastic.. Hun you must suck it, lick it, flick the top, put it into your mouth like you’re eating one of those ice lollies and just go crazy with it but never EVER use your teeth! You will be banished from ever singing on that microphone ever again and you will end up in BJ oblivion unttl the next one comes along lol!

  359. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 1:40 pm 

    kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ Smang mang; Plastic pls listen to her

  360. kimmo on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 1:52 pm 

    heheheheheheheheh, hai no

  361. Jahara on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 1:53 pm 

    I’m happy to announce that iv learnt to supress the gag reflex but I still need to learn how to prevent tears from rolling down my eyes,@sxylin and @all who tried it,help. I used two bananas,one skew & one a bit straight…just in case…*hides* Things we do behind closed office doors…loool

    So,@sxylin,how do I stop tears? I tried the tip of rollin my eyes in an upward motion but I failed…

  362. BlindFold on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 1:55 pm 

    @Smang mang, so i perform the normal BJ but make sure that it reaches the throat while humming..i am going to try this on Wednesday and will swallow.

  363. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 2:04 pm 

    @Blindfold wena just do it anyhow and hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and if i was u i wldnt do it in the bedroom; surprise him eiiiiish watch tv till the kids have gone off to bed and its just the 2 of u! then get on with it ; element of surprise loooooooooooool mina when i get into my bed its to sleep nje qha! oh and when u put it in (think Nthoentle aka Porn star) kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! put it in bit by bit dont shove it and when u feel its there come back out for breath and dont forget to ask him if he likes it (cant believe im writing this) and yep continue and alternate dont feel obliged to keep doing it; u can move on to the normal bj and then back again till u feel confident trust me u will love it and when he finally comes like @Nthoentle clean alles and make it sound like u actually love the taste of it mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ! kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  364. Fluffie on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 2:05 pm 

    Gosh I also need an answer on the tears part nc nc nc they don’t really pour down but I’m teary-eyed by nature so the whole deep-throat exercise nkos’bawo I find myself with tears every now and then *covers eyes*

  365. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 2:06 pm 

    @Jahara do not keep it there hun ! read the comment i wrote for Blindfold i wouldnt know how to stop the tears; u dont gag when u get the feeling u want to gag move away a bit with a sound then go back again!

  366. iSAID on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 2:25 pm 

    Lololololololololol jc bloggers,thing u do hai. From now on a lot of hubbies and boyfriends will be havin a time of their lifes thanx to sxylin.

  367. Plastic on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 2:31 pm 

    Thank you guys, i was just asking for a friend anyway…kwaaaaaa #Hangs head in shame#

  368. Smang-mang Warona on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 2:36 pm 

    A tip for the squeamish ones: When I first started singing on microphones, I used to close my eyes and imagine it to be something else that tasted really good and that helped with the shyness at first and forgetting that I have someone’s tsubi – tsubi in my mouth… lol!

    Also – whilst s*cking also use your hands to stroke up and down the shaft (long strokes that are firm and slow that will then increase in speed) to give your mouth a break.. hihihihi! And pay a lot of attention to the head of the microphone – lick it with the flat part of your tongue whilst alternating with flicks and sucking…

    Ok that’s it from me.. *slinks away back to silentville* So embarrassed lol!

  369. Nthoentle on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 2:36 pm 

    DEARTH!!! Kwaaaaaa @Sxylin!!!!

  370. Nkey.. on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 2:38 pm 

    Waves to all ma cyber sisters all over.Hehehehe what a lovely topic *takes notes*

    @ Blindfolder My boo demanded to know my username la ku JC so He can see what I get up to and your username came 1st so kare ke Blindfolder lol

    @ Plastic last time you wanted to try anal with some new guy how did it go? Pease share.Hope you guys are still 2gther :)

  371. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 2:53 pm 

    mna my person was asking me why im giggling and now he wants to know what this JC is ! kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i will die but hhayi he doesnt have the time to blog ! so he would never ever *trying to console myself* but no my husband wouldnt

  372. Jahara on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 3:00 pm 

    Kwaaaaaa @nkey,if ur man is reading he knows its u….#dead

    Ok thanx @sxylin,will try it,not tonight though…maybe Sunday…loool,I still need to perfect it on a banana 1st.

    Heee,have u ladies noticed that when ur man comes while u r givin him head his balls go stiff? Iiiiyooo,1st time I realised that I was sh*t scared that I might have hurt him,then after all the semen was out them balls relaxed again and became flexible. Dzamn,since then,I always touch them to check how far he is from comin….kwaaaaa…*hides inside @sxylin’s throat*

  373. Plastic on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 3:03 pm 

    @ Nkey, I never wanted to try it, I was just asking your opinions because he suggested we try it, but I refused, and he respected that and yes, we are still together and going strong. But I’m still in love with my EX who broke my heart 7 years ago

  374. Jahara on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 3:10 pm 

    @nkey if ur hubby is reading now then he knows its u…lol

    Ok @sxylin,thanx.
    Nna I will do all these maybe on Sunday,I still need to practice with my fellow bananas…lol

    Ladies,have u noticed that when u give ur man head and he’s about to come his balls become stiff until his semen is all out then they become flexible again? Yoh,I was sh*t scared the 1st time I realized it,thinkin iv hurt him…lool. But ever since,I always touch his balls checkin how far he is from comin…kwaaaaaa *hides inside @sxylin’s throat*

  375. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 3:10 pm 

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wena Plastic udlala ngeskhathi how can u be in love with someone from 7 years ago! what are you doing with ur present man ? waiting for the day ur EX says i love u then u go back ? SMH

  376. Wild Island on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 3:23 pm 

    @Ntombi yomzulu now that u came to this conlusion”Trust me I feel like crap and worst of all i know its wrong. Men are such asses though
    ..WHAT ARE U GOING TO ABOUT THIS ?

  377. Plastic on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 3:36 pm 

    @Sxylin, I dont know why but i still miss him, he was my first love and we were together for 3 years, shared our dreams and now everytime one of my dreams come true, i wonder what he would say or think…anyway, i’ve dated after him, and no one has taken his spot in my heart yet. I love my man to bits shame, but there’s thaaaat place that he cant reach lol

    anywho….have you guys tried sucking the balls?
    Ok, he will go crazy and scream like a…..Ok, when you are in the middle of the BJ, start by tickling his balls with your tongue, then go deeper ( grab his ball with your mouth and play with it using your tongue) your mouth needs to be reaaaaaaly wet for this, believe me he will praise you…. make sure there are no kids or you are alone in the house coz they WILL wake up when he…you know PS NO TEETH AT ALL

  378. fabulicious on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 3:48 pm 

    Why is it so difficult to forget sum1 who gave u really good sex?
    Is it the same for men aswel?

    I’m having a tough time forgetting my side dish *weeps*

  379. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 3:50 pm 

    Go and look for the side dish Fabulicious! it will help u get over him probably when u do it; it wont be as good as u imagined and that will be a cure !

  380. Nomaha on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 4:06 pm 

    @Plastic my man says his balls are sensitive and if anything happens to them he would lose his manhood so I play far away from them ndoyika nokuzijonga.

    @Sxylin my e-mails take forever to deliver I dont know why. Stop laughing at me futhi…Loooooooool!!!!!

    Hi @Nkey, shem usisi unqabe oko nodoli oyindoda.

  381. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 4:11 pm 

    lol @Nomaha’s man hhayi sana udlala ngawe bamba mani!

  382. Wild Island on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 4:24 pm 

    Just watched the video,wat excatly is that girl doing on top of that boy???? tjo

    WHAT VIDEO?

  383. Nkey.. on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 4:44 pm 

    @ Plastic Ok ke babe now I get you and I 2nd you on the playing with em balls.jus to add B4 putting them in your mouth start behind the balls by rubbing lomthungo that devide the balls play ngawo a bit from behind to front Then goahead with your thing.

    Waves @ WI hoping that all is well.

    ROTFLMFAO! @ Nomaha playing far from her Man’s balls.Chomi please dont be so cold.Give him pleasure right there and his mindset will change eventually.

  384. Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 4:45 pm 

    @Wild Island, he was at my house this weekend,twas such a lovely time we had and to mention that I did the deep throat on him that I had been practising on my vibrator.He went crazy,and told me that this was the best he has ever had#rollseyes#whatever. Anyway yesterday we were chilling the whole day catching up cos he was away on business.In the afternoon we were watchigng carteblanche and he bbm’d his wife. I know it was his wife because firt I peeped at the bbm(I don’t know why)telling her to record carte blanche or whatever any way I got pissed off ukuth y he bbm’s his wife uma ehlezi nami waphika wathi it was not his wifem Saxabana and that was iskhwele in me sithatha indawo. I don’t know y I got pissed off cos I should expect this but I guess I’m just not used to be the cheated with that’s why I reacted. I told hm that I will start dating and he said he won’t take that because heloves me too much to be You know that I am crazy about you but if that is how you want to handle things I will give you your space. I am certainly not gonna be sitting and watching while u date. I love u too much to do that.Well I unfortunately got back with him today.I’m seeing him we actually going to the theatre today.I know I shouldn’t have gotten back but I guess inhliziyo ayikadeli

  385. Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 4:49 pm 

    Hhaybo what happened to my long comment? @Wild Island your answer was there#sigh

  386. Babyluv on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 4:54 pm 

    Oh my word, lol THE SEX CHRONICLES OF SXYLIN thiza wam claps once. Im loving ths

  387. Nkey.. on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 4:56 pm 

    @ Jahara hope not Lol but he was jus being silly that day.His time is too precious to checkout blogs I know that’s how he rolls so no chance.

  388. Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 5:27 pm 

    @Deepthroat, I had been practising with my vibrator I did it on Saturday all I can say is haaaaaaaaah*inKarmen’sVoiceMetroFm*he went balistics, @Wild Island, I tried breaking up Sunday but we got back this morning.I think I will wait for inhliziyo ithi isikhathele.

  389. sxylin on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 7:04 pm 

    sooooooooooNtombi yomzulu u gave that woman’s husband a deep throat kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ! lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  390. Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 7:16 pm 

    I blame you, u told me about it#hides

  391. fabulicious on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 7:44 pm 

    @ntombi yomzulu, usazo hurt(eka) wena sisi kakhulu hai kancane!

  392. fabulicious on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 7:46 pm 

    In these days of AIDS there r women who still live 12 hours from their husbands! Kunzima kuthi sihlala nabo endlwini, hai (in Kikis voice) kuTough!

  393. Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 16th Apr 2012 7:48 pm 

    Well…kuzobe kungaqali ngami.let me just say I will wait till that day comes.

  394. sk1 on Tue, 17th Apr 2012 9:22 am 

    Hahaha@ syxlin s*x chronicles ….hai siyabonga kodwa , as 4 deepthroat oh well let me say will chat 2u the day i hv sum1 to try it wit ;-) … ngoba okwamanje ngikwi drought

  395. Kusihlwa on Tue, 17th Apr 2012 10:08 am 

    hayi,I guess its a case of the heart wanting what it wants for Ntombi Yomzulu. My question for you is what are you going to do when you want more then bieng a side dish? because its obvious that your relationship is not only about sex you are emotionally involved and since we women are emotional creatures there will come a time that you will want marriage and kids and obviously the guy can give that to you because he already has it with his wife?
    @sxylin, I could not sing on hubby mics yesterday, he is really sick…and deep throat scares me from hell to Timbuktu, I can not shame

  396. sexymm on Wed, 18th Apr 2012 10:47 am 

    @sexylin, ndiyifuumene i deep throat *dancing* inzima yona kodwa yesterday I decided to try one last time, i got it right, i turned the tv on so kungeke kuzwakale the humming sound and boy did my hubby enjoyed it.he is a happy man.

    Thank you sexylin
    Ojabule

  397. sxylin on Wed, 18th Apr 2012 11:10 am 

    KWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i forgot to ask u what Odangele means @sexxymm! Im happy u both enjoyed it nana

  398. kimmo on Wed, 18th Apr 2012 11:12 am 

    i give up LOL!

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