Q & A With Slikour

April 12, 2012 by Featured Guest Writer

Siyabonga Metane has undoubtedly earned the respect of the Hip Hop fraternity, both as a musician and as a businessman. Slikour, as he is fondly known, burst into the music scene with hip hop outfit Skwatta Kamp and has since soared to new heights. Not only has he been nominated for the SAMAs and Metro FM Awards but he is also co-owner of Buttabing Entertainment, ambassador of Butan Wear and currently presents Jam Alley: Crew vs. Crew on SABC 1.

I recently had a chat with him to find out a bit more about the man behind “Blacks Are Foolz”.

For those of us who don’t know you on a personal level, how would you describe yourself? Who are you?

I’m very chilled, observant and awkwardly passionate.

Would you say Siyabonga and Slikour are the same person or are you some what schizophrenic like Beyonce and her alter ego Sasha Fierce?

Siyabonga is a thinker and a learner. He’s about internalizing everything while Slikour is all about output. If you don’t love Slikour you’ll probably love Siya.

You’ve been in the music industry for a number of years, why music? And why hip hop?

It chose me I never chose it. To this day I still listen carefully to where my destiny wants to take me. I plan to be great in whatever it offers. I don’t think I’m the best rapper but I’m probably the most visible so I can only think that it’s my calling

Being what some call a hip hop pioneer, what do you think of the current state of South African hip hop and the quality of the music being put out?

The music is evolving according to what’s happening overseas. I can honestly say that some of the music currently out has no direction, it’s almost as though the artist has an identity crisis of sorts, but that is just my own opinion.

I appreciate everyone’s effort in all respects though whether I like it or not I have to respect them for carving their own paths because this is not an easy industry to be in.

You also present, Jam Alley: Crew vs. Crew, what has that been like? How has the response been?

It’s been amazing. Not only have we won a SAFTA but we were also the most viewed show on the 6pm time slot. Once again these are things I never planned so I am learning everyday and most importantly giving thanks. I’ve been planning to do some behind the scene TV work and this happened so I have the opportunity to learn.

And father hood?

It is the only constant thing we have a reason to fight and live for.

Let’s talk about “Blackz R Fools” for a minute; the song has set many tongues wagging. A lot of people are outraged about the title; some are shocked at the subject matter while others are praising you for having the guts to talk about these issues. What was going through your mind when you wrote this song?

I wrote this song three years ago I’m not too sure what was going happening in my head but I believe in mental liberation. The only way anyone is free is when they confront the truth and if it happens to be a truth they not proud of they then make an effort to change it. I wanted to make an effort because I hate being undermined by anybody from anywhere especially because I know I’m better than that.

The title of the song in itself is quite controversial. Is that what you were going for? Was it your way of grabbing people’s attention?

I couldn’t have called the song “We Better Than That” it wouldn’t make sense, better than what?

“Blackz R Fools” is obviously provocative and when I though about it I thought people would see it the way I saw it.

On the chorus I quote what many skeptics say about South Africans. This is not just white people but even black foreigners from neighboring countries that come here and make something of themselves because they say South Africans are lazy and spoilt. I’m merely quoting that and I respond as a South African by saying “I hope we are better than that”.

If people say they haven’t heard those skeptical voices that judge us like we are useless then I apologize but this is what’s being said about us. I’m talking for us and when my people should be listening they are instead shooting down the person that’s expressing some hope us.

I noticed that the lyrics for “Blackz R Fools” were put up on your Facebook page in March 2011. Obviously this is not a new song, why bring it out now?

I wasn’t ready to pull it out let alone use it to sell a cd because the message is so important. It’s bigger than Slikour or Siyabonga. This is channeled from something greater so I couldn’t even intoxicate it with any commercial intentions. Some people have openly said that I’m trying to sell a cd or remain relevant. The truth is that I haven’t been relevant since Skwatta Kamp was born, between then and now I’ve just been doing relevant things. We are all replaceable I’m just using the leverage I have while I can because I feel it’s my duty as a vessel.

The song has a strong message behind it and people will naturally interpret it in their own ways, what is the message that you intended to convey?

We are better than our social and political conditions. There are little scientists, architects and doctors living in a shack somewhere or even in a mansion. We just have to believe that we are better than the odds against us; we need to understand that we can be better than any first world country.

We need to create more optimism and unite as South Africans in townships and suburbs both blacks and whites. We need to believe in ourselves as creators and not as consumers. There are a lot of great South African role models that are doing amazing things for the country and we need to celebrate them more in the media. In my opinion education and inspiration should be free. If we start looking, listening and appreciating everything we have, what we will be is nothing less than great.

People are aware of what I’m saying in “Blackz R Fools”. I’m not saying anything new people are just afraid of saying these things. That alone makes you wonder if we are living in a newSouth Africawhy we are still living in fear.

Now that we’ve gotten all of that out of the way, let’s talk about your music. You said Ventilation Vol 3 was your last album, but then again the Jay-Z’s and Ja-Rule’s also said the same. It that a final decision, if so why? What does this mean for Skwatta Kamp?

I’ll always record music whether I release it or not is something else. To answer your question, yes it is the last Ventilation series. As for Skwatta Kamp, well I can’t talk about that for now.

You are also quite involved in the running of Buttabing, Ventilation Productions, Butan clothing and of course Jam Alley Crew vs. Crew, what else can we expect from you this year?

I’m listening carefully for the next step. When I see it you will see it too. Perhaps another TV show. We’ll see.

ENDS.

For those of you who haven’t yet heard the song, you can listen below:

What do you think of the song? Do you agree with the message behind it?

Interview By Helen Namponya

Twitter: @UnrestrictedH

Tjo tjo talking about blacks ya neh, I wonder why siyi race ene zothe so. When I eventually meet God I’ll ask him to explain to me in detail, why? Why? Why? Guys please check out this girl’s timeline @AntiDARKSKINNED I still cannot get over such hate I’m really disgusted and angry at our fellow black people laughing with her and retweeting her. Sorry BS for going off topic had to share!

sweetbabe on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 7:45 am

***yawns***

fabulicious on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 7:56 am

Slikour bores me yazi, he was my least favourite SK closely followed by Imfa

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:10 am

Types of bloggers
I was thinking about the kinda bloggers we have on blogs generally, and on JC in particular. I have come up with a few types and how I feel about some.
1. Oofakazile: these bloggers are forever co-signing opinions that don’t belong to them. Their favourite words are Nami, Me too, vele, these bloggers find safety in numbers and are quite insecure. They will wait to see where the tide is going before commenting because secretly they seek group approval and are scared of being picked on. They have the souls of teenagers and all they want is to fit in.

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:16 am

Type two is the bored blogger! You have never seen anything new or interesting comment from them . They prowl the bloggosphere looking for a place to put their favourite word #YAWN# these bloggers are not only bored but they are BORING! They are the kind of co-worker you avoid with every trick in the book! You would rather sit in your desk and WORK rather than take the same lunch hour as them. These bloggers have perfected the blank stare look. They are the ones that when they were in highschool would only raise their hands to ask the teacher when the lesson would end! Probably because they were itching to bore some poor kid to death @ break ( I cannot stand this type of blogger)

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:23 am

Type 3 is the highly opinionated blogger! These bloggers have figured out that blogs are an anonymous forum so they often speak from the heart! They have an opinion on absolutely every topic under the sun, and will right comments the length of comments! They can be rude, bitchy , offensive but are always interesting to read. You either loathe these bloggers ( which is often the case ) or you love them, which can sometimes happen. I belong to this catergory and if you hate me cool ! As long as I’m in your mind I’m happy!

kimmo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:29 am

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:30 am

Then we have type 4 these are the record keepers! These bloggers have photographic memories! They can remember word for word everthing that has ever been said by every blogger! They have a sneaky way of asking bloggers personal questions and then they store the answers in their scary minds. They can remember exactly what Bonang and every other celebrity wore on SAMAs from 2008. These bloggers are dangerous cause if you dare contradict yourself they will attack b be all over you with times and dates!

Jahara on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:34 am

Aaaaaaaaahhh @lolo interesting. Would have been even more interesting if u put examples of those bloggers via usernames.*waits patiently for other types*

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:35 am

Then we have the popular guy blogger (think Lusta and Manny) err’body likes this blogger! They are sweet and popular without trying. They never hold on to grudges and have figured that JC is an entertainment blog.

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:40 am

Then we have the religious zealots! The Christian bloggers who is always more than willing to quote a verse in Revelations and then quickly cast the first stone. These bloggers can be rather judgemental of peoples lifestyle choices but whenever a fellow blogger is in trouble they can offer emotional support and prayer.

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:43 am

The emotional blogger! Her love life is always in shambles! This blogger cannot get over an ex, or her baby-daddy is refusing to give her pap geld! Yisono ngalo shem.

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:45 am

The funny blogger! Every comment by this blogger is followed by comments saying kwaaaaaa, lmao, think @Chase.

sxylin on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:47 am

LOL LOlO whats up?

snapza on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:48 am

Ya ne Lolo. You’ve taken blogging to another level shame. You even took your time to study the bloggers patterns and analyzed them. Wow! Great analysis though, even if it makes you look like you are a bored blogger too and the only way to entertain your self is by making sure you have opinions here that everyone can come and comment on.

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:49 am

The silent blogger! These bloggers have usernames but we hardly see their comments because they work in an open plan office so their supervisors can see their screens or they are too diligent to blog on company time. These bloggers only read comments on tea and pee breaks!

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:52 am

@Snapza of course! I ‘m utterly bored! You are on point there! So…

miss R on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:58 am

m falling under silent blogger bt wena lolo o wela under which blogger

manny on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 9:23 am

@missR..@lolo is type 3..she will grind your emotions if u are weak ….and let her get to u ..she will even call u a beesh ..
waves @lolo ..m still waiting for your mchana digits ..akere u said i must chow her le chelelet ya hae

Ntombi Yomzulu on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 9:25 am

Im silentblogger for sure because angihlezi ngibusy la emsebenzini but once I steal company time I get hooked on JC

Botshelo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 9:33 am

lolo this is good, BS must write a blog on this and we say who we think falls under which category.

mini elephant memory time: arent you on holiday? Why so many and long responses while you should be having a pina colada under a pine tree in a no network zone? lols

Smang-mang Warona on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 9:37 am

Yes Lolo its true, JC has become like a social network more than just a blog.. we have all kinds of types here..:

Gold-digging UJ/TUKS/WITS students
Pyscho cyber bullies
Single mothers
Pregnant wives/girlfriends
BEE Types
The “Born again” christians
Pampered wives/girlfriends
The Psuedo Intellectuals
Man Stealers
The Grudge Nurturer’s
Entertainment Industry insiders
Reluctant Juicy infomation haver’s (That refuse to dish)
Die hard BS defenders

and my favourite… the MGOSI DISHER’S.. Pity they don’t come around here often enough.

Recognise any bloggers fitting these descriptions?

kimmo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 9:51 am

bathong lolo hehehehehehe!

miss R on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 9:52 am

@manny thanx i didnt realise that hore lolo o ngotse hore o wela under type 3

snapza on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 9:53 am

Gold-digging UJ/TUKS/WITS students: Cant think of Any
Pyscho cyber bullies- Lolo
Single mothers- List is too long and they are sensitive
Pregnant wives/girlfriends-Theyve given birth by now
BEE Types- Lusta
The “Born again” christians- Siya aka Lela
Pampered wives/girlfriends- Sexylin, maybe Nthoentle too
The Psuedo Intellectuals- Softy aka (jahara/Lolo)
Man Stealers: I’m tempted to say Freckles but didnt she just lose her man or sumthin
Reluctant Juicy infomation haver’s (That refuse to dish): Forgot their names
Die hard BS defenders- Fezzy
MGOSI DISHERS: Bonangmubishame and Mama Bear (My favourites).

sxylin on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 9:57 am

hehehe do tell @Smang-mang Warona who fits the Gold-digging UJ/TUKS/WITS students?

sxylin on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 10:04 am

@Dejane hey nana are we good? my son seems to be teething guys doesnt wanna sleep keeps crying ! is it ok to give him 15ml of Calpol; he sleeps for like less than half an hour and then he wakes up ayiiiiiiiiiiiii im so tired

Nomaha on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 10:24 am

@Sxylin give him half a teaspoon of Panado(thats if you have it in America). He will sleep till the morning.

kimmo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 10:26 am

@sxylin how old is he kana? am going through the same thing and he eats anything that he can lay his hands on, is like his gums are itching, he doesnt really cry much mara he is too restless.

sxylin on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 10:26 am

@Nomaha half a teaspoon is how many mils? i have some Panado and Calpol, is that like 5mls?

sxylin on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 10:28 am

@ Kimmo he is 5 months old; i let him chew that leather thingie for my ipad and i feel so guilty cos its dirty loooooooooool *hides* he seems to love it !

Nomaha on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 10:33 am

I think 15ml is too much isnt that like 2-3 teaspoons? Half teaspoon is 2.5ml if my Math serves me correct.

@Kimmo get those rubber jelly like rings for the itching gums.

kimmo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 10:36 am

i also gave him panado ya bana maobane, he slept better than the other days, even though he did wake up mara it wasnt as bad , its so heartbreaking cause they cant even talk

kimmo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 10:41 am

thanks @nomaha will do, but do you think he is teething? isnt it a bit early? he is 4 and 1/2 months??when do they start?

Jahara on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 10:49 am

@sxylin & @kimmo just put a tot of brandy in their milk bottles,they will sleep for so long ud wanna wake them up….kwaaaaaaaaaa

I once saw a movie & the nanny did just that to a kid and dog & she had a blissful day.

Kegore @lolo managed to accelerate comments on this post….haaaai. Interestin analysis though.

Nomaha on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 10:50 am

@Kimmo teething is like walking. Children react differently to every stage. Others start as early as 4 months and others start at 7. So no it is not early. It is expected. What will follow is the vomiting and the diarhea(sp), LOL! I’m kidding but it happens in some kids my son included.

snapza on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 10:51 am

Kimmo, the itching can start quiet early, only for you to start seeing those little teeth 2 months later or even longer than that. Sexylin dont go beyong 2.5ml with anything you give your baby unless advised by a Dr dear. 15 ml is WAY too much, I mean even 2.5ml is normally for kids between 6-12 months. You can also buy them those Purity teething biscuits. It worked wonders for mine.

Cutie on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 10:52 am

I still listen carefully to where my destiny wants to take me- Is this not supposed to happen when someone is still in their 20′s na? Slikour is in his 30′s and this is the stage where one should be slowly reaping the benefits of the choices they made. My personal opinion is that if you never found who you are and what you want to do with your life in your 20′s, you will never find.

Smang-mang Warona on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 10:56 am

@Sexylin – Zida hehe

Lela on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 10:58 am

kimmo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:02 am

@snapza and nomaha, thanks guys, i guess i just have to chill and let nature take its cause, damn just when i thought ill see those little teeth soon, LOL

IS Zida a student?

H2G on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:04 am

Abantu abamnyama ziziBhanxa wehtu.Akhonto iWrong(o) ngalaTittle.
Deal with the message and the more you accept your foolishiness the better.
NB: I’m Black too

Botshelo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:11 am

Ladies/Mom with teething babies

Please buy that snookums thing to put fruit for the baby. I dont know what it is called but its a net like material in which you put a piece of fruit so that baba cannot choke on it. it has a handle for baba to hold on to.

the danger with purity bicuits is that as they get soft from babas saliva the start to break and sometimes the piece is too big for baba to swallow and baba might choke. But if you put is in that thing, it will remain inside and baba cannot choke.

you can get this thing in toys r us, babies r us, baby boom, edgards and most of the big stores that sell baby products. Trust me you will have piece of mind because it is somewhat safe

Also biltong is good for a teething baba

Calpol according to me is stronger than green panado
COnsider buying tee gel and rub him
Others have advised me to use Cuma, I did not, but they say the teeth will come out without baba having problems. Now thats too good to be true.

Good luck

Smang-mang Warona on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:11 am

Kimmo – Well I remember a story about a rich married sugar daddy who took care of business (such as shoes, shopping etc) while she lazed about sipping champagne and studied at her leisure.. heheh

TheGirl on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:11 am

Kimmo, my 6months old is also teething,i give her Calpol for pain and fever, she chews on those rubber thingies and my finger sometimes. I also got her Prodol teething drops which you rub on baby’s gums, apparently it numbs the gums as it has anesthetic. I tried it last night, she still woke up screaming, will try again tonight. oh and you can also try Nurofen syrup for babies. and biltong to chew on.

*goes back to silent-ville*

Biskiti on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:13 am

Poor Sleekwa’s post has become Anything Goes!
Sxylin, you finished me by feeding your baby a leather pouch ya Ipad..kwaaaaa…sho! Not judging though.

LOLO, ngisola kuthi you are on holiday at your grandma’s pozi, the way o bloggang ka teng. We’re still entertained, so no complaints from me!

Smang-mang, o right Mgozi dishers are scarce lana. I don’t know kuthi abantu ba saba hini ngoba they are annonymous.SMH

TheGirl on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:14 am

Botshelo, ke eng ‘Cuma”, this name is un-google-able.

and Yes to the net like thingie which you can put fruits in.

Lustagp on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:18 am

Cutie the is no such, you can find your destiny anytiem you focus on it hawu!!!

Lolo…..hahaha, u always can lead people to forget about the REAL topic yazi!!
Smang-Smang??? why am i being called a BEE type of a blogger, is it me only who have a ‘profession’ here?? c’mon now!!
We might as well list Call Centre bloggers, Receptionist, Doctors etc heheheheh!!

Sliqour…nothing special about your message, dont act as if u have creative juices now, wena just admit you read ‘Chika Onyeani’s Capitalist Nigger’ and woke up with your SA version,,,, and yho this interview is whack!

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:23 am

Ngubani uLindokuhle Mbatha?

kimmo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:37 am

thanks guys will have a look at those options!
@smang mang one thing i always emember about zida is her waving with her freshly manicured nails- thats all hehehehehe

snapza on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:45 am

@Botshelo I never found that Cuma thing in my neighborhood. I went to all pharmacies and most didnt even know what it was..and then somebody said you get it in these herbalists’ shops but ke we dont have those where I stay. So for me it was Calpol, Zymaflour (once in a while) and baby’s own.

DexterSUPERIOR on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:46 am

How did we move from Slikour to Dr. Lolo, PhD (Psychology) to teething babies? What a mess!

sxylin on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:50 am

thanks guys ; @bisikiti he seems to love the belt so ngenzeni if i want him to keep quite i give it to him loooool; ok i thought maybe if i gave him more calpol it would knock him out but clearly its dangerous! this mothering thingie i have one thing app you put it in the fridge it has water in it he cant stand it ! taking care to a small baby is not easy !

Botshelo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:51 am

its a medicine. something along the muthi we nyoni types. I dont use such(incl small lennon bottles) so I dont even know where you can get it @ The Girl

sxylin on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:53 am

@snapza what is zymaflour ? Dex feel free to skip:)

Botshelo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 11:57 am

add your own topic @Dex, akere we agreed yesterday that not all blacks are fools, and today Slika is explaining, we read, we heard, we moved on.

Dont make a misery of your thurs

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 12:04 pm

@Dexter I’m actually the resident psycho cyber bully! It took me months to carve out that identity, so get it right! To the young struggling mothers yallz need to give your kiddies i-spuit, nibachathe, nibashunqisele ngempepho, nibafake lama teething beads a grey! Nibaninde ngey’ Tuip, I harlemmensis and so forth! Niqede nibapepe! Nibase nakulabomama abaqinisa izingane ngama razor! Zigcatshwe iy’ngane!

Botshelo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 12:10 pm

those grey teething beads are now a fashion thanks to woolies

personally I dont believe in them, and the lennon bottles as well as stuip. Never used them. Never took my son to nakulabomama abaqinisa izingane ngama razor, and he turned out ok. I guess its true that we live by faith. What you believe in is your true source of life.

kimmo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 12:19 pm

@ lolo please put that in english hahahahaha, am on a learning process so am taking notes

@dex, askies mara i think there is 3 silkour topics on the blog already, so if those mgosi dishers dont show up, then we will ask advises about our great expectations from the expects! so nxase ne?

Phindy on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 12:21 pm

Teething babies r an absolute nightmare!!! I gave my son biltong ‘n a frozen carrot to nibble on ‘n it worked for him. The real nightmare begins when diarrhoea ‘n vomitting starts.

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 12:24 pm

@Botshelo mna bonke abantwana bam baqinisiwe shem and by the same woman who qinisad my hubby! My mom in law took all my kids to the woman after their six week clinic weigh in! She basically butchers them using a new razor blade! They bleed like crazy and it can be scary to watch your little baby getting all cut up! But as much as my mom in law is not my favourite person in the world I know that she loves her grand babies. I have no idea if what they do is effective or even necessary, but as much as I don’t know what on the black medicine they put on the razor scar, I also don’t know what’s of the clinic immunisations.

sxylin on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 12:24 pm

what is Lolo talking about lennon bottles, stuip, grey beads????????????????????

sweetbabe on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 12:28 pm

@lolo uqonde ukuthi bagcabile abantwana banko

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 12:34 pm

@Sweetbabe yes love that is the term bagcabe bonke shem!the woman does it around the fontanelle , the back of the neck and around the belly button! The woman makes shallow incisions with a new sterilized blade then puts on some black paste on the wound!

Nkey.. on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 12:50 pm

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

People are sick in here #dead by the comments

@sxylin I always flip when I see my pics where Im a beby and I have those teething beads on they really look horrible.

Dumelang Kaofela *in softie’s voice* *Goes back to training still in stiches*

kimmo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 12:50 pm

@sxylin they are this medics for babies(even old people use them) they are in yellow boxes with afrikaans names.

Kusihlwa on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 12:51 pm

eish, you guys and are making me broody with this baby talk except lolo your baby stories are scary, ukugcaba no kuqinisa no mother in law bieng your shero…hmmm. Honestly,sesikhathela ukuzwa ngo Slikour and this stupid song. I get that the lyrics have meaning kodwa hayi the song is whack, he could have atlease made it catchy nyana nje with a good bass and instruments kodwa doh… Lusta…you killed me here>>>>dont act as if u have creative juices now, wena just admit you read ‘Chika Onyeani’s Capitalist Nigger’ and woke up with your SA version…is your side dish still around or are you taking applications?

kamzababy on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 12:59 pm

?MyThoughts on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 12:50 am

Slikour have you considered having a nose job? And is it true that men with big noses are gifted down there?
*******CHOKES*******

sxylin on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 1:15 pm

hehehehe Lolo mara; ayiiiiiiiii i can just picture uTyler bemcabile loooooooooooooool! yhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Monei on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 1:28 pm

@lolo, abt the silentbloggers. u forget that we only know of most when they win competitions.

Jahara on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 1:32 pm

My goodness I’d cry watchin my kid being literally slaughtered by a razor!! @lolo o strong shame. Did someone just say she fed her kid frozen carrots? Maaweeee!!!

Phindy on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 1:46 pm

@ Jahara, I gave him a whole carrot straight frm the freezer to nibble on. He obviously cudnt bite or swallow. It helps numb the pain on the gums.

Jahara on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 2:04 pm

Oh ok @phindy. I was shocked….lol

Mathaz on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 2:12 pm

Slikours lyrics have some truth in it, it is the Black are fools article that he wrote for the City Press this past Sunday that i do not agree with.

I have never used any medication for teething, it is a natural process afterall. My boys have learned to toughen up the pain.

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 2:16 pm

Oh in case Slikour reads this post and wonders why we are not writing about his song here are a few reasons, he can take a pick:
1. The title is offensive
2. The lyrical content is weak.
3. The rhymes a whack.
4. The flow is non- existant.
5. The songs lacks punch lines.
6. The song has no melody.
7. I, Personally would rather listen to a TB patient gargle with salt water than this particular song.
7. The only reason in the universe Slikour is known was because Skwatter Kamp had actual talent, so they covered his talentlessness…He exposed his lack of talent by going solo.
8. He should have stayed with Bonang, atleast he was going to get to sleep with with someone with talent.

H2G on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 2:50 pm

Hehehehehe :dangers of just posting a coment (after reading an article) and comment without reading all the comments by other bloggers.
Ok: lmao@Wena Lolo,hay maan I leart a lot from this article today..gxebe, from the bloggerz,lol dead by Dr Lolo one PhD (Psychology) *akutsho mna ke uyazazi ebetshilo,kodwa nam ndiyamngqinela,uDr Lolo is an S.A. version of Dr Fill-In The Missing Teeth*
Thanks Lolo
I even copied&pasted your comments and kept them kwiWord document…next time I 1st time I see you,remind me to give you a copy (in a PDF format)

@?sweetbabe on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 12:28 pm [@lolo uqonde ukuthi bagcabile abantwana banko]
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Lolo used a Xhosa word for that; why amaZulu ehlala etshintshana nesiXhosa nje.Bayathanda ukulungisa ,lol *sendisitsho nje in general* if I say I’m going to chirch Ngomso, nako ndilungiswa…”cha,kumele uthi uya eskoleni “k’sasa” …*edikiwe*
Molweni nonke *abanye nabanye*
I fall: under what category kanene Lolo…?

Smang-mang Warona on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 2:53 pm

I once watched an episode of some old show hosted by Rapulana Spheimo (sp) where they punk/prank celebrities or whatever and Slikour was on there getting punked.

He was driving one of those old Corsa Lites going about his business. For some odd reason, the narrator felt they had to point out to the audience that the old Corsa lite didn’t belong to Slikour, but rather to his GF at the time, and that Sleeekwa’s REAL CAR- AN AUDI TT or whatever – had gone in for a service. Why? Because the foolish blacks, didn’t want us to think gore sleekwa wa hlopheha or is broke like your typical mzansi rapper… because the car you drive is the real measure of your success right?

Fab Tee on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 3:02 pm

Re:teething,try using Ashton powders for teething,u get them from any pharmacy and most supermarkets in the baby isle,together with Tee gel,u rub on the gums and it numbs the pain out,I swore by these two products whenever my son was teething,worked wonders I swear!

fabulicious on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 3:13 pm

Kwaaaa @lolo u and I think alike yazi, we speak the truth! (U worse tho) and ppl who speak the truth r hated coz the truth doesn’t sit so well with sum ppl.

Wele for president!!!!

I wanted to say all those things abt Slikour but I thot eish lemmi stop since he’s Kiki’s ex and I like Kiki a lot so I don’t wanna do her ex like that but nnete ke nnete at the end of the day, Slikour SUCKS qha!
Mbi, unyabile, uchoma ngo zero nje basically and he’s got that aura maan, the same thing Tbo-touch has qha andiyazi igama layo

Fab Tee on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 3:18 pm

And oh Cuma is Quma,u get it from pharmacies I’ve seen it in various pharmacies around East London but have never used it so I don’t know whether it works or not

snapza on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 4:01 pm

Kiki dated Slikour???! Who would have thought! Is that why she used say those mean comments to Bonang? Maybe I’m actually the only one who didnt know this so forget I said anything. *trying not to be shocked*

Sundani on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 4:21 pm

Kiki and silkour?? Was it before skwatta camp or after??

Sundani on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 4:21 pm

Kiki and slikour?? Was it before skwatta camp or after??

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 4:21 pm

@Wele yhuu hayi sana! Uthinin’apha kum? UnomKikizelo noSlikour! They dated! Tshh! Hayi shem into ziman’ukwenzeka! Can you imagine the kid they would have! Those cheeckbones and that nose! Shem umntanabantu!

BGT on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 4:26 pm

I love it when this simpleton tries to sound clever. Have you ever seen him on Noeleen talking endlessly and making ZERO sense? Ja. “Awkwardly passionate”…

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 4:39 pm

@BGT he is quite odd neh? Our Slikour! Its like he inhabits a parallel universe where his music is relevant! I think the syndrome he suffers from is quite common actually! He is like that kid who knows every Weezy song and then erroneously believes that they were fated to rap!

Smang-mang Warona on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 4:39 pm

Fab, Sleeek is Kiki’s what??? Helang! No wonder she used to hate on the “sniffer” way back when… lol! anyway…

MyThoughts on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 4:44 pm

Helang I love this baby talk, @Lolo wa bua hle . @Kamzababy nna I was just wondering, Slikour o nice yaz, o handsome. Apparently he lowered his pants ko Wild Island Treasure what what, the view was better than what Trevor Gumbi always shows us (apparently)

Jahara on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 5:14 pm

Kiki says:

Wena Cherrie ka Cleo, I have been dating a famous person for 2 yrs now but you can NEVER hear me name dropping…*sigh*

Posted on July 7th, 2010

mama ka Gundi says:

@Kiki i hope when u say u dating a famous sumbody u talking a bout sum1 we ALL actually know not those WHO DAT KANENE SOME1
sifile zi so called celebs walking around as if siyabazi & even getting 2a point where bezipapasha ….if i dont recognise u 1st time …andikwazi owaziwa ncam.. finish & klaar!!

Posted on July 7th, 2010

Kiki says:

kwaaaaaaaa Mama ka Gundi,to me a celeb is a REAL celeb not a what was or a what could have been.

Posted on July 7th, 2010

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Just lastnyt boredom took me to those post that always pop up out of nowhere…and I came across that! Could this famous person @kiki was referring to be SLIKOUR? Hehehehe….kwaaaaaaaaa @lolo sayin imagine the kid they have together! Tjo! @Kiki!!

Nokxie on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 5:44 pm

Lolo you beauty, love how you derailed everything

Truth!!!!!

BGT on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 6:04 pm

@lolo You’re right about the parallel universe. He really is delusional.

I was so embarrassed for him when they made him an ambassador for National Book Week or whatever it was. And he actually took it seriously. Like people actually value his literary prowess. Shame.

Someone should sit him down and give it to him straight.

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 6:05 pm

@Noksie ndivuke ndacaphuka xa ndibona ukuba he had an interview!Phuq he won’t get mileage from me by using cheap shots to harrass an already embattled race! My mission was simple, I thought I want the idiot NOT to trend in his own interview and I together with the teething babies accomplished that mission! Slikour has a big nose! I won’t allow him to have a big head as well! Tshh!

thebusforus on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 6:19 pm

Thatha lolo #team qinisa bantwana#

Kiki on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 6:26 pm

Kwaaaaaaaaaaa but JC bloggers you have a way of sometimes making adding a 2+2 and get a 17. When did I date Slikour? When? Siya & Smakx are my friends and we have been friends for years even before Siya started dating B. If you’ve been on JC since the beginning you will know that I used to defend B & Siya’s relationship here when people were dissing them. Yes things changed along the way and I started being negative becoz of stuff I had seen & heard. But that is also in the past as we have moved on and grown up from that. Its normal that when your friend hurts, if you are a true friend you will hurt too. Friends always fight each other’s battles even when we sometimes don’t have to but okusalayo we do it. I had my reasons for the negative comments and one of them was my immaturity back then. My bringing the ‘beef’ here was being immature. We grow up and realize that there is more to life out there.

So NO,Siya and myself NEVER dated. So please slow down hle.

#Deathby those that are soooooooo confident that we dated. *claps*. And to think it was also said here on JC by some of you ukbana Slikour was dating Lelo. You guys kill me. LMAO

DexterSUPERIOR on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 6:33 pm

Is this an official statement?

phlydivaZee on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 6:33 pm

Lol.. @Kiki,you should know JC bloggers by now..

lolo on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 6:36 pm

@Dex I feel this statement is official but it is coming at an unfortunate time! We need to address the whole family! So I feel this issue should be revisited when the JC masses are safe in their cubicles!

Ms Android on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 6:46 pm

Ok now back to the topic; Teething babies:-)
Team fakibiltong and carrot.<3

missbhoboza on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 8:36 pm

Lol miss android sidlulile leyo bus

fabulicious on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 9:13 pm

Hehehe oh Kiki askies ne..mus have my wires crossed.

Lol @miss Android awu lat(i)! That wasn’t even the topic by the way.lol

Kwaaa @fezzy who’s always defending BS, whichever blogger said that is really observant!

Makgotso on Thu, 12th Apr 2012 9:31 pm

LOLest JC izokusetta man

coolcaz on Fri, 13th Apr 2012 1:36 am

Kiki a bua hoa tholoa ha re TU!

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