Anything Goes
May 18, 2012 by Brown Shuga
Happy Friday! ooking forward to hearing what news headlines got your eyes popping out this week.
I hear All You Need Is Love is back on SABC 1, what did you think of the show? Hopefully I will catch it next week.
Orlando Pirates or Swallows - who will be celebrating PSL Victory this weekend? I’m hoping Swallows takes it.
vumaaa on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:12 am
All you need is Love Bored the hell out of me and Mr Henna is not doing justice for the show naye as a Host. #YawnMoment Thru-out
Richmond on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:13 am
RIP Camagwini… Oh wait awufanga manyhan nyhan? Oh you died wavuswa ke baloyi ba ko Limpopo? And your next album is entitled Hlala kwabafileyo? You, Cama-gaga, are a SHOWSTOPPER!
MyThoughts on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:22 am
LADIES and gents… Since y’all talked about on Thursday’s post. What do you think about stretch marks on guys? On theirs asses, thighs, calfs and arms? Tabolang fela ke tla roka.
Happy Friday
TPZ on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:38 am
All You Need Is Love was a bore!!The host doesn’t do it for me even though they had Bonang and her mom at the end,think that was just for ratings.Was not impressed
Shaezz on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:19 am
eish guys any best gynae around joburg you can recommend? been on my periods for over 2 months now *pls help*
lala on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:53 am
Hello everybody happy friday… My anygoes is a query I get this tonsil stones that form at the back of my mouth and get stunk inbetween my gums, I have been to my Gp and dentist they seem to not have any information regarding them, can u guys refer to someone or is their someone with some home remedy to permantly remove them.
coolcaz on Fri, 18th May 2012 5:59 am
Ngiyamthanda uJehova. Amen
Sundani on Fri, 18th May 2012 6:17 am
My anything goes is the case of a 15 years boy who raped, strangle and gouged out her left eye.(mayb sum of u here knws about it coz it is the media)
Gosh during the hearing of the case i was praying that the boy’s demons must not affect me.
PreciousPearl on Fri, 18th May 2012 6:32 am
@ shaez try get a booking at Garden city hospital, but what you have is called Menorrhagia and the most likely cause is dysfunctional uterine bleeding or DUB and another could be Fibroids. Or
Bleeding disorders which is very rare.but you need to go see a gynae as soon as you can!
@lala go see an ENT doctor
Bootylicious on Fri, 18th May 2012 6:52 am
Wat caught my attention is the street names change in pretoria, tjo I thought I was lost this morning when I passed Andries street its now called Thabo Sehube, itjo
PinkBerry on Fri, 18th May 2012 6:56 am
The presenter of all u need is love is such a yawn he looks tired.. No energy wats so eva.. Well I hope swallows wins.. I support any team xcept pirates happy friday!!!
lbg on Fri, 18th May 2012 7:00 am
I think guys with stretch marks r just not on itjoh mara they r human too nd accept our stretch marks so we will accept theirs.
I also hv a medical issue. I have dizzy spells nd they r killing me nd my sleep petns r off the wall I stay awake at nyt nd sleep during the day plz help
Miss T on Fri, 18th May 2012 7:41 am
AllYouNeedIsLove must just replace Sisanda Henna with someone who doesn’t look as sick as he does.
kamzababy on Fri, 18th May 2012 7:42 am
guys with strechmarks??? never dated one mara i can just imagine LOL
Nkey.. on Fri, 18th May 2012 8:21 am
Happy friday to you all
I 2nd the person who said The Hena guy on all you need is love looks unhealthy.It was such a bore till B* and her Mom grace our screens.Bonang’s Mom look too fresh for her age,She looks the same age with Sihle Bolani.
@ Sundani What 15 years old 0_o Jesu buya
Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ mythoughts wait mabloggers ayatla and atlotabola.
Eish!!! Im not sure about the stretch marks on a guy.But I think what matters is personality and respect.
What cought my attention is Cutting Edge last night and those guys who stay is such places and collect u doti for living.It was really touching
sefula on Fri, 18th May 2012 8:27 am
Since 2day is medical friday, I also need help, I don’t go 2 the loo 2 do #2. Which laxatives should I use? I tried dulco fibre, prunes etc but they r not helping.
@nthoentle does colon cleanse help ka digestive problem? Did u manage 2 loss weight?
manny on Fri, 18th May 2012 8:33 am
askies @sefula …so otletse masepa ha ole tje ? kwaaa
eish silver stipes on bums-#keeps quiet and walks on by
sweetness on Fri, 18th May 2012 8:35 am
Eish stretch marks neh.
When I first went to my current partners place i saw iBio oil, which i found weird(this was before we did the dance), and I though maybe its the makhwapenis!! freaked me out, cos he is super skinny and was never fat his entire life, i would not have thought he had strecthmarks… But has stretch marks on his bum.
I dont even see them anymore… Its true love is blnd
sefula on Fri, 18th May 2012 8:43 am
@manny u r kwaaling neh, ke bothata bo bo serious
Eyh2Jee on Fri, 18th May 2012 8:49 am
@Selufa: I often recommend Drinking lots of RooibosTea to my mates.So please do so for like 2days (Its winter anyway) …you can replace coffee&water with Rooibos Tea (Drink as much as you possibly can) indulge, nje
#DrEyh2Jee
Camagwini is alive,lol,leave lendaba alone manje
Guys hardly get stretch marks,unless uthetha ngez’Dudla (or the obese ones),lol
@All you need is love.Its just a wrong show nje.They could have given it another name this time…ha.a. otherwise there wouldn’t be too much expectations from batho bako Mzantsi!
lolo on Fri, 18th May 2012 8:51 am
Eish mna cause I’m old I was thinking of mortality…. we are ALL GONNA DIE kids…Scary but true…So I was thinking of thinga I wanted to do before meeting my maker…This is not an ambition list,where I wanna have a company listed in the JSE…This is just my personal buckett list of things I wanna try…Njee for…just so I can say I did it.
1.I wanna go to JHB Pride this year
2. I wanna kiss someone Chineese ( I know its odd, but then again I’m odd)Only race I have yet to kiss.
3. I wanna spend my monthly salary in an hour ( very possible, I get paid via the petty cash box)
4.I wanna seduce a female superiour, just to introduce some confusion njee.
5. I wanna go to Brazil for the Soccer World Cup ( already saving for this)
6. I wanna buy my kids cars for their eighteenth birthdays.
Smatsatsa on Fri, 18th May 2012 8:56 am
@Shaezz, If you’re looking for a gynae around Joburg mina I would recomend Dr. Machajani or something like that in Sunninghill Hospital, that man is a lifesaver, only problem is getting an appointment is quiet difficult, had to wait almost 3 months before I could see him but he’s that good and that busy.
As for strech marks, I’ve learnt to love and live with my own so I just don’t get bothered with them on anyone else, male or female.. Everyone has them..
On that medical note, went to my gynae for the regular check up and smear, only to discover that I’ve got early development fybroids
Funny how a woman’s body can change hey, the last time I went to see my doc everything was all good and proper and six months down the line I’ve got problems..
Ladies please go regular check ups hey, you might never know what’s happening with your own body until it’s too late..
Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 18th May 2012 8:56 am
Mina I don’t have a problem with them,my partner actually has them on his ass.I’m not bothered at all.The 1st time I was like WTF but I’m used to it.I like the fact that he is very confident abt it.He does the walk of Pride after sex. Shame ya that Sisa does look unhealthy shame.
Guys where can I buy those sexy nurse uniforms*likereallysexy*my man said he dreamt of me wearing those and I was soooo sexy so I got to make his dream a reality shem*lol
thandalicious on Fri, 18th May 2012 9:03 am
LOL @ BS saying she hopes Swallows wins. *tongue out*
Chase on Fri, 18th May 2012 9:07 am
Eish friday vandag, befwethu akekho ofuna ukunginwaya indunu and in return mina ngizomshayela i tsipa tsipa with my naked silver stripe bums.
@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 18th May 2012 9:17 am
@Lala: Go see a specialist at a hospital or a private hospital.
@MyThought: #LMAO Speaking of stretch-marks on Men or as I call them ama-Zebra-Men, where’s @Mablerh??? I miss His articles.
@IBG: I’m concerned about Your so-called sleep problem. You better not be used by witches at night. Normally that’s the case in spiritual terms. Batho ba sele phela. Wena You’d think that You have a medical-related sleeping problem khanti in You sleep You travel to lands far and wide.
@Bootylicious: Where do You reside khanti??? Well let me help You with the full list of name changes:
Pretorius – Remains unchanged
Schoeman – Francis Baard
Van der Walt – Lilian Ngoyi
Andries – Thabo Sehume
D F Malan – E’skia Mphahlele
Prinsloo – Sisulu
Genl Louis Botha – January Masilela
Skinner – Nana Sita
Church – from Nelson Mandela to the east – Stanza Bopape
Leah Mangope – Peter Magano
Lucas Mangope – Molefe Makinta
Jacob Mare – Jeff Masemola
Walker Charles – Justice Mohammed
Queen Wilhelmina Ave – Florence Ribeiro
Mears/Beatrix/ Voortrekker – Steve Biko
Hendrick Verwoerd – Johan Heyns
Hans Strijdom – Solomon Mahlangu
Mitchell – Charlotte Maxeke
Esselen – Robert Sobukwe
Vermeulen – Madiba
Schubart – Sophie De Bruyn
Potgieter – Kgosi Mampuru
Paul Kruger – Remain unchanged
Proes – Johannes Ramokhoase
Michael Brink – Nico Smith
Duncan – Jan Shoba
Zambezi – Sefako Makgatho
manny on Fri, 18th May 2012 9:29 am
@JG who are all those people who replace mabitso amakgowa? I dont think e a hlokahala nthoe kaofela
Guys help Nns I snore -to an extent that me and mabhebheza we look at different directions -ive noticed ive started snoring with my eyes open wide….she says its the wight ive put on…mara its really starting to irritate me
sweetie on Fri, 18th May 2012 9:36 am
All u need is luv is a bore for sure
Loulou on Fri, 18th May 2012 9:39 am
Hey, google Dr Papavarnanas at Morningside Medi-clinic, he’s amazing! he’s also slightly difficult to get an app, but if you tell him your problem he’ll squeeze you in…
Mapakisha on Fri, 18th May 2012 9:40 am
I dated a guy wa di stretch mark once…. or was it twice?> Anyways, the 1st dude had stretch marks & he was fat… really really fat, he had a cute face & lotsa moola but he was/is FAT. that wasn’t a nice experience, especially the dance time & the mornings after.
The other one was nice & muscular, but he also had strecth marks, they were on his thighs. He worked out quiet a lot so it wasn’t ugly at all, it was actually ok!!
So my verdict is, stretch marks on a Fat dude are a no no no!!
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 9:43 am
Hello all; great to be here but I have flu I keep breathing through my mouth cos my nose is blocked
Smatsatsa on Fri, 18th May 2012 9:50 am
Welcome back home sxylin
@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 18th May 2012 9:55 am
@SexyLin: Welcome back Dear. Flutex tablets will do You best in 2 days. That’s IF You didn’t contract one of those deadly flues found on planes, like bo ma-bird flu, pig flu, cow & mouth flu etc.
@Manny: I reckon the name changes had to be instituted. They represented a system that was responsible for the dehumanising of Africans. The system that designed the poverty of Africans causing them to be a the bottom of the economic chain. I could walk anymore on a street named after a leader who engineered the demise of our kind. IT HAD TO HAPPEN.
kimmo on Fri, 18th May 2012 9:56 am
all you need is love, never watching ever again!
Fab Tee on Fri, 18th May 2012 9:56 am
its true what they say that when the cat is away the mice play!…my manager isnt here today and I havent touched an ounce of work this morning, been on the internet since i got here, will only start working after lunch!hehe *hides*
makasoso on Fri, 18th May 2012 10:09 am
i thought i was the only 1 who ddnt enjoy all u need is love, i wanted to scream everytime Sisanda would say “ah bafethu” then everyone will say” all u need is love”
manny on Fri, 18th May 2012 10:10 am
@JG makes sense-didnt look at it that way
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 10:27 am
@JG thanks lol at the plane sicknesses; unfortunately i cannot drink flutex tablets right now eiiiish im soo miserable the night was so cold and the heater kept drying up my airway passages, argggggggggh ; I miss my son #This sucks#
sweetness on Fri, 18th May 2012 10:45 am
My period started today, and I am supposed to go visit my bf, do I tell him to prepare himself for a “no show” weekend, or do I just surprise him??
Ladies do you find you are always horny when you are on your period?
sexymm on Fri, 18th May 2012 10:50 am
@Shaezz, I also recommend Majachani e Suninghill.
@Sefula, u not alone mina I do number 2 once a week and anginankinga, my husband uthi lamakaka aya ekhanda lami, smh.
@Ntombi Yomzulu, there is aa adult shop in Midrand(next to Spa) that sells those nurses stuff but its not quality, Aunty washed mine and now i lastic ayisabambi kahle.
Nerlee on Fri, 18th May 2012 10:53 am
@Sweetness”Ladies do you find you are always horny when you are on your period?” THATS ME
sweetie on Fri, 18th May 2012 10:56 am
Nerlee and Sweetnes , nna i get horny 2 or 3 days before my periods
sexymm on Fri, 18th May 2012 10:58 am
@Nerlee, u not alone dear but ke mina i do it anyway, peeriods or no periods, mangifuna ngiyafuna.We have a maroon towel that we use silibiza “igolgotha”
Uthando on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:04 am
@Sweetness yim’ lowo aybo ku worse ke okwami ngoba anginandoda kodwa nje when it that time of the month ngidinga I round okanye ibe yi 1 nje. Its not fair yazi
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:06 am
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo @sexymm ulibiza ini? *bury me i beg* @Ntombi yomzulu seriously nana is there no single guy that u can put this whole much effort for, yazi lomlisa is having his cake both ways i tell ya’! He is the BAUSSS ! You make his dreams a reality …… looool
Nkey.. on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:07 am
@ Sweetness ngicela mawuhambe uye emfaneni green or red robbort kuyafana uzozibonela you dont need to tell.Lol he is a big boy after all.
Nkey.. on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:09 am
Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ Uthando only saw your message on ma inbox *twitter* sometime this week. Hallow nana.
Dead by you ne dry season.
Twitter on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:12 am
@Sweetness Yhooooooooo ndibanjalo okwam. Ingathi ndiveske ndibe worse.
sweetness on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:13 am
@sexymm we once tried doing it, but my bf is scared of blood, it makes him sick… so he threw up after wards.
We did it in the dark, so it was okay, took off the condom in the dark, but switched on the lights to wipe properly, and BAM, he had a bit of blood on his ding dong!! thats where it all went wrong. So we decided to never do it. Problem is, he doesnt even kiss me or touch me intimately, scared to get horny…
lolo on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:15 am
@Sexymm Igolgotha @Avalon kwaaaaa….Yhuu ha. a ziyathandwa izinto ezimdaka nguwe!
@Sweetness I am proud of you… you go girl, so when you say “mission accomplished” gimme details, did you just kiss a girl or did you have your first taste of moist , creamed cake? Share phela sfunukwazi…You should come with me to Pride this year, someone told me ubana its wonderful!
sweetness on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:19 am
uhmmmm lolo *confused*
but talking about girl on girl, me and my best friend make out (haves sex)everytime, and we both have boyfriends. It was worse when we used to share a flat… I miss her now!!
sexymm on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:22 am
@lolo shame mina angizirobhi when it comes to ucansi.
Fezzy on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:23 am
@sweetness…I got to my bf’s place last nite, mase silala I said “Niks mathintana, I’m on my periods”. He was like “Hell no! Ngiqhanyelwe kanje? Ngiyalishaya mina irobot”. And it wasn’t the 1st time. Mina I don’t enjoy sex when I’m on my periods, its too wet so I just do it for him. I felt like screaming when he woke me up at 2am for anada round. Do men eva get tired?
Nkey.. on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:24 am
@ Sweetness uyadlala angithi >>>>>> he threw up after wards 0_o
Tjo mina I’d never open my skhafthin for that guy ophalazayo because of something so natural.
@ Lolo please assist babe coz I can not see anywhere where @ sweetness is saying anything about doing another girl or she said that on another blog.
Still on Sweetness please tell your man ayeke ukuzipanisha actually ukupanisha both of you.You can still have fun noma i robbort libomvu.Touch each other,Give him a BJ and let him come on your mouth,Swallow and you will see for yourself.He will refuse to let go off you the whole night you will be in his arms
LadyMillion on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:26 am
OMG Sisanda Henna killed the show shem. DEAD DEAD DEAD!!! Final bullet/shot was when he had those 2brothers, the other one with no arms then he goes and asks for a HIGH 5 komnye…Hayibo!!
Mna i’ve been playing with myself a lot lately…I think thats the only way one can know what really does it for them.Now i can say that i know my body and can tell my man just how i want it
Nkey.. on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:26 am
Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ Sexymm ibambe kanjalo ngani yakwethu,Ungayingini indaba ye robhani la lol
When am on my P and that Horny feeling comes while working I jus ignore so it does’nt even bother me anytmore.
lolo on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:27 am
@Sweetness… sorry love, eish I meant to ask u @Sweetie, hayi mara bloggers with similar names are confusing, ndimdala mna… I cannot be expeted to make distinctions if only the suffixes are different.
@Sweetie thetha wenzeni? nabani ?kuphi? futhi nini?
@Sexymm hayi umyeni wakho ubusisekile shem!
Nkey.. on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:28 am
Halalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ Fezzy you have a Man.Hope it last and you both enjoy.
Nthoentle on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:29 am
@Sxylin nana! *hugs you wearing a mask* LoL
LadyMillion on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:29 am
ehmmm i think sweetness and sweety are two different bloggers
Pkasts on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:29 am
@ Nkey
Give him a BJ and let him come on your mouth,Swallow and you will see for yourself.He will refuse to let go off you the whole night you will be in his arms
LOL eh Come in my mouth? haai Ngeke Sisi….Those things are too Salty! Swallowing its not an option.
lolo on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:29 am
@Nkey it was actually @sweetie on the Zuma spear blog!
Nomaha on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:34 am
Im with you @Fezzy doing it on a red robot is not so nice for me as well. Tried it once and never did again.
@Ntombi Yomzulu I think you should consider having yourself a man you call your own. Imagine how your sex life would be if akanaye omnye umntu afumana kuye ecaleni. You sound so dedicated or does the fact that he is married makes you want to put more effort in trying to outshine the wife!
@Nkey I see you…..
KWaaaaaaa @Sexymm hayini itowel inalo negama…loooooooool!!!
sweetness on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:35 am
@Nkey Yho!! i have never given a blow till he comes, for some reason I get jaw lock too quickly, so he also gives up too, cos i stop just when the fun starts…
The only blood he can look at is his own, he once gagged so much after we saw an accident on the road… I understand, kodwa ku nzima!! Its going to be a long weekend!
sweetie on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:36 am
@lolo, haaaa..im not allowed to say much cos she is reading the comments, all i can say is i had an amazing sex.. wednsday after work, ever since i cant stop thinking of her, thinking of doing it again tomorrow
Fezzy on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:37 am
@Nkey…yes, I did say on another blog sometime last week. Hayibo! What do u mean u hope it lasts? Remember I broke up with my bf who was abusing me for yrs, stayed single for a while, met that Xhosa guy who turned out to be married and stayed single for a while again. This one is a born again Christian, kodwa ulala nami. Ayi labazalwane! He is a good guy though, treats me like a queen and loves my baby. He has also dragged my ass to church. The way I was so thirsty though, I just decided to break the 90day rule en I don’t regret it.
LadyMillion on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:38 am
This though————–>You sound so dedicated or does the fact that he is married makes you want to put more effort in trying to outshine the wife!
Truth!
Pule on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:40 am
Dumelang bomme!!
Quick question; why are women more likely to experiment with bisexuality than it is for men?
I seem to find women make more of the sort of comment that Sweetness made above than men.
I am JC. kindly correct me if my observation is wrong.
Happy weekend to everyone. Pls keep it safe. On the road and in bed.
kamzababy on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:40 am
so ths friend of mine always tells me sge’s got good news for me blah blah blah and when ibecum all curious only to find out that she’s the only one benefitting from ths
Mapakisha on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:47 am
@Fezzy, u just finished me klaar with this—> This one is a born again Christian, kodwa ulala nami. Ayi labazalwane!
Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
kamzababy on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:49 am
theres a blogger who asked about tax yesterday? i was lazy to blog yesterday….. are you a commissioner/ do you have a travel allowance etc? dear you have to submit tax returns every year but if your company is taxing you correctly you wont get anything back from SARS. unless you have RA/medical tax certificate to claim against your income. if you need more info on registrations and submitting just drop an email edmondm@gmail.co.za (yes .co.za)
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:51 am
kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @Nthoentle; @sexymm i like you very much; your husband gets it all ne! My kinda honey!!!!!!!!!! but Fezzy when he enters does the blood still flow? mna from my errr *clears throat* experience; it only starts flowing after the deed.
manibayeke abantwana babantu bazindlele! (eish) please let the men destroy those nookies
Kusi today i want to read about how u gave that men a blow job thats on another level, so much that he recited the balance he last worked on
Nkey.. on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:53 am
@ Pkasts the day you learn the fact that there’s no boundaries in the bed room with someone that you love.You will swallow sour,sweet and bitter
@ Lolo Ok
@ Nomaha I will make time and be in contact with you chomi and you will understand I know.
@ Sweetness I will be praying for those jaws to loosen up this weekend so you can make that man speak in toughs when you go wild on his mic.
@ Fezzy I hear you babe and nam bengingasho ngendla etheni.It was just a wish nje…He sound like a good man indeed.Ngiyamphasisa shame if he also loves u Thando..
sexymm on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:53 am
Lol at you guys laughing at “igolgotha” eish and im the only one who is allowed to wash it,eish. When i’m on my period i just take igolgotha out ngilibeke phezu kombhede then my hubby knows, uvele athi “babes ngibone igolgotha, ziyakhipha vele.”
lolo on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:58 am
@Sweetie did you taste a fellow blogger?
@ Fabu nawe thetha who did you kiss?
kimmo on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:58 am
lol@ igolgotha. whats that sexymm?
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:59 am
*man
Pule on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:59 am
@sxylin, you girls have chased Kusi into silentville. It must have been a big mic as she said she almost died. I assume from choking on big meat.
Pkasts on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:02 pm
LMAO @ Sexymm
“uvele athi “babes ngibone igolgotha, ziyakhipha vele.”
Eish ure hubby with his sense of humour..dnt know him but i like him…LOL! Haai
sweetie on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:04 pm
@lolo, yep i did jo wena , o sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet…
Biskiti on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:08 pm
My comments bandla
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:09 pm
@Pule did she try it wooooooooow i mustve missed the comment?
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:11 pm
Hey @Smatsatsa thanks love ; i didnt see your comment there
Nkey.. on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:14 pm
Looooooooooooooool @ Dumelang Bomme
@ Pule guys are in deniel,half of y’all would’nt mind trying another man but he letshaba stigma sabotabane.
*helps @ Biskiti 2 find his comment*
Ms.Zie on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:15 pm
I have the mood swings of a pregnant woman hey. I just have those days when I want to keep quiet and not speak to anyone. This was fine in Varsity when I could just lock myself up in my room and shut the rest of the world off, but now in the work environment I no longer have that luxury. I make such a bad colleague yazi!
Zah000 on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:19 pm
Hahahaahahaha @ igolgotha! Y’all are a crazy bunch
Zah000 on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:20 pm
But sexym you and me are the same. Uma ngifuna ngiyafuna nje kwaphela. Periods or not, uzonginika into yam
LadyMillion on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:22 pm
@Nkey——————-> @ Pkasts the day you learn the fact that there’s no boundaries in the bed room with someone that you love.You will swallow sour,sweet and bitter
Co.signed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nkey.. on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:23 pm
SMH..@ Ms.Zie I really cant stand people like you.Hope you get help and change soon.
sweetie on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:23 pm
Mzie, a madlozi sisi…
Nkey.. on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:24 pm
Lol @ Ladymillion I thank you
@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:24 pm
@Sweetie: Thina ama-Bisexuals are the most blessed as we have the gift of enjoying both genders.
@Pule: Women are free-spirited whereby Men see same-sex relations as something that’s defeating to masculinity. Hence most Bi or Gay Men don’t come out b/c they don’t want to be undermined by other Men. Most Women don’t define their Power or social Status by whom they sleep with unlike Our Male species. It’s all about how I’m perceived by other Men. Non-heterosexuals are often seen as weak by other Men and no-one wants to be seen as such. But from personal evidence and experience all People are inherently Bisexual, though at varying degrees. Hope this clarifies the way Men see samesex relations and why most aren’t open about their affairs even though a huge poprtion of them do engage in samesex relations occasionally.
@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:25 pm
@Sweetie: Thina ama-Bisexuals are the most blessed as we have the gift of enjoying both genders.
@Pule: Women are free-spirited whereby Men see same-sex relations as something that’s defeating to masculinity. Hence most Bi or Gay Men don’t come out b/c they don’t want to be undermined by other Men. Most Women don’t define their Power or social Status by whom they sleep with unlike Our Male species. It’s all about how I’m perceived by other Men. Non-heterosexuals are often seen as weak by other Men and no-one wants to be seen as such. But from personal evidence and experience all People are inherently Bisexual, though at varying degrees. Hope this clarifies the way Men see samesex relations and why most aren’t open about their affairs even though a huge portion of them do engage in samesex relations occasionally. Men often make being Human impossible and unnatural.
nana on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:33 pm
“i wanted to scream everytime Sisanda would say “ah bafethu” then everyone will say” all u need is love””
@Makasoso can you please NOT remind me of this..kwaaaaaa..I wanted to die!!!!
kimmo on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:36 pm
wena mzie you just like my sister, i cant stand her when she gets into those mood swings le yena, i mean one does not really know what to expect from people like you, today you hot, the next you cold hai maan!!
Smatsatsa on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:44 pm
LOL@ telling M.Zie that unamadlozi kwaaaaaa!!!
Mina I’m just not a morning person, everyone in the office knows how grumpy I am in the morning so they just let me be and talk to be once I’ve thawed..
I just don’t talk in the morning, to anyone, my patience was tested this week when our whole team had to exhibit and some agricultural show in FS or NW or where ever that place is called, jees I was so grumpy, was made worse by the fact that I had to be up by 5 cos we had to drive an hour to get to the event as it opened at 7, shoo! And the cold made it unbearable, jees I hate mornings..
bongi on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:45 pm
…@ Sxylin yes the flowing stops when you are doing the deed..and then after it it comes back flowing kakhulu..
i remember when i had sex the first time..i was just lying there doing nothing – no movement..didnt even know what was he enjoying..i just wanted him to finish..and would ask “ugqibile” meanig are you finish..
yhoo now ndifuna waya waya ngene i robots zi red no stories..he would tease while we are still busy and aks ugqibile..i would just burst out with laughter and stop…AMANYALA AYATHANDWA APHA SHAME..
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:46 pm
i remember one blogger once said they put a finger in their man’s ass and it drives him crazy; i think that confirms what JG has said; kunzima tjerrr
Pule on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:48 pm
@JG, thank you for your insightful post.
I may not agree with it all,especially on all persons being inherently bi but i see the crux of the rest of your argument.
my point is not even about them coming out or staying put. It is the point that i don’t think it crosses the mind of a male to try it out as much as females seem to try it out even without much thought.
btw, your stuff was just put in the post. i hope you enjoy them.
Fluffie on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:51 pm
The naughtiness up in here LOL JC’ers
*waves to everyone*
@sweetie uhmmm please send me your email again *covers eyes*
Smatsatsa on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:51 pm
Yes sxylin, whooooooo! Men lurvvv that!!
kimmo on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:51 pm
nna am confused with JG’s sexuality, wasnt he talking about a pill maobane?
innobabe on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:51 pm
@bongi…nna i love doing it wen on my periods cos it helps dem stop vele and mind you i onli go on periods for 3days net. So if we do it on night 2 dt means i am done, no day 3 on periods 4 me. N yeah, men love it wen u play with their asses. Nna ebile wa ka monna i lick his ass and it drives him craze n i lurv it more than him shame
@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:52 pm
@Manny: Still on the issue of Your supervisor. What if She has the hots for You and was so disappointed in You for not pitching for Her do. Phela Women can be like Men as far as how they exercise their Power at work when they’ve been rejected in any way. You rejected Her and now She wants to make You pay. It’s quite possible that She wants You. A few months ago You did say that You have a great dress sense at work. She might be attracted to that. #OfficeLoveConspiracyTheory
Pkasts on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:54 pm
@ LadyMillion (@Nkey——————-> @ Pkasts the day you learn the fact that there’s no boundaries in the bed room with someone that you love.You will swallow sour,sweet and bitter
Co.signed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I guess the problem is that i’m having sex with some1 i dont really love anymore, we’ve been together for almost 2years now,Sex with him has become a bore to me, dont get me wrong Guy is flippen good in bed and me makes me come in all languages but i just dont like having SEX with him and him only, the thought of having sex with a stranger excites me to death but unfortunately i’m not a good cheat… I hate being on periods mara when is that time of the month i rejoice with all i have, i even drag the whole periods thing for the whole week just not to have sex with him! Haai i need help bafowethu…. and poor thing likes experimenting shame yazi!!! Haai ketla strong..
Shandu on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:58 pm
Dumelang ko nthlung..
I thought I was the only one who is always horny if ngikuma periods and ngivele ngifune voroso ngoku. @Ms.Zie ay iyeke lo way nana ayikho right especially in the work place.
soul sista on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:00 pm
“The way I was so thirsty though, I just decided to break the 90day rule en I don’t regret it.” tltltl.. I like the thirsty part.
All You Need Is Love is a total bore. I didnt even watch it for 10 min after my friend suggested that I watch.
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:00 pm
innobabe > Nna ebile wa ka monna i lick his ass and it drives him craze n i lurv it more than him shame !yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
i can never ever shame
IamJustPS on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:02 pm
#Deathby igolgotha….kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, LMAO!! hayi le ya bua shem.
kimmo on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:03 pm
wena @sxylin entlik you are a pornstar
Fezzy on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:03 pm
@Syxlin, yes it stops but afta the deed, it flows like the river Jordan and I feel so dirty.
@Nkey…how do u know my baby’s name? Ziveze tu! Thanks sisi nami I hope ngeke kube nenkinga. Kuyadian nokushintsha amadoda bo! And I aint getting any younger.
@JG…I dont think its about being afraid to come out of teh closet. I fantasize about girls sometimes, but I just dont see myself being in a relationship with a woman. I love itotolozi and Im slowly but surely getting addicted to it. I wanna get married to a man and have 2 kids.
If a friend wud suggest that we play together, I wud do it and it wud be just for fun. But I wud neva approach a female and suggest that we play.
Does that make me lesbian? I dont think so.
In our society, its acceptable for gals to play with each other, but for men, its kinda…I dunno.
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:05 pm
@Pkasts, why are you in that relationship babe; it cant be right yazi nikeza uNtombi Yomzulu indoda lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
nomthwalo on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:08 pm
Here’s my 2cents, Inkonzo ingena noma inini. It doesnt matter if ur man has to cross a red sea. Infact he’s lucky if he does cos he gets to be on the other side tl tl tl. Try and do it when its 23:59:00 ;at that time the red sea stops flowing .
There I was thinking I’m crazy for licking my man’s ass bt it looks like I’m not the only one
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:08 pm
@kimmo how did u get to that conclusion dear? Why am i a pornstar
Shandu on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:10 pm
Ok Fezzy ngine girl crush kuwe *not hiding*
kimmo on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:11 pm
lol @sxylin the things you say nje about the deed , they are interesting woooooooooooo!
DrDee on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:13 pm
Hello all.I would like to ask,but am putting a disclaimer.May this not be used against me in future.I am 28 going onto 29 this year.Have only been with one guy.When we have sex its ok I get excited and sometimes reach orgasm,but when I don’t see him sometimes for up to 3 months I have no sexual urges,no feelings no cravings nothing.I am not curious at all about experimenting and don’t think of sex at all until the time that I am doing it.Am I ok?
LadyMillion on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:14 pm
DrDee No you are not ok
Biskiti on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:15 pm
DrDee, sound like you’ve got problems dear. Mara ska wara, some have bigger problems that you. I mean, how can one enjoy licking motete mara heh?**side eyes Nomthwalo & the motete addict up there**
LadyMillion on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:15 pm
mhhh! maybe i should also find a blogger to have a girl crush on
Biskiti on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:16 pm
Joneigh, wena i think, you just need to write your lifestory nje, okare kudala o guxa…lol. That would make for interesting read, the way oleng wild ka teng. I still can’t get over the whole midrand guy wa 3 cars story**hand over mouth**
makasoso on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:17 pm
DrDee – that man RICA’d u
LadyMillion on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:17 pm
Licking a mans’ ass??
hehe… ayi no! where exactly guys?
Biskiti on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:17 pm
Haayi Nkey, ngathi our contract izophelela lana***pointing to the floor*** Ngathi ushaya nge PHD in manyobzen like certain Lolacious Lolo and the Sxylinic sexpert. Ngiya saba manje.
Miranda on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:17 pm
Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! dead ka disego. I never used to share an office, now I do….ba nore kea gafa.
This though —->peaking of stretch-marks on Men or as I call them ama-Zebra-Men, where’s @Mablerh??? I miss His articles. Tjooooo,kwaaaaaaaaaaa!
Eish,I knew Sweetie was going to come back with a juicy story….making everyone’s curiousity grow exponentialy.Tjo mara le re etsang lona. I am not ready, emangnyana bafuwetho
Nkey.. on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:19 pm
@ Pkasts I think you need some space dear.that feeling is normal if you are on each other’s face all the time.If you staying with him please make sometime and go @ your parents house for a month or so,So you guys cam mis each other.That works wonder’s After that you are the one who is going to unzip his pants while hes still playing play station of drinking water in the kitchen.
@ Fezzy How can you ask this >>>>>> how do u know my baby’s name?
Mina nawe we share 1 thing in common which is being permanent residents zala endlini (JC) so I would’nt be suprise if you mention any Ish..about me Lol It’s exactly how we know Siyanda & Kiya get what Im saying.
Lmao! cant believe there’s someone still confused ka sexuality ya JG in 2012.
This has jus floored me >>>>>>> @Pkasts, why are you in that relationship babe; it cant be right yazi nikeza uNtombi Yomzulu indoda lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Fezzy on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:19 pm
Hawu Shandu! Kanjalo nje? Khona laka JC. Hhayi ne DM nyana ka twitter.
I’ve been stalking ur avatars on Twitter. Remember what I said to u the other day? What did u think when I said what I said?
Ok, u got ur answer.
LadyMillion on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:19 pm
@sxylin really would like @NtombiYomzulu to find her own man.LOL matchmaking @Pkasts man with @NtombYomzulu.
ayi @NtombiYomzulu nawe khawude umamele maybe she is on to something
innobabe on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:19 pm
@nomthwalo the fact dt its so nasty makes me love it. And the feel of his tight anus round my tongue e monate joooo,and they way he screams and wiggles like a girl…ohhh dts heaven 2 me.
manny on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:22 pm
hey sxlyn-welcome home mama
Pkasts on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:23 pm
LOL @ Innobabe……………..What? Ke Shwele bathong, ke ragore ke molefatsheng mofatshe!!! Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu as for *And the feel of his tight anus round my tongue e monate joooo,and they way he screams and wiggles like a girl* i have never to the neverest
manny on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:24 pm
@nomtwalo ukoyha ini mama?
so he opens and u lick..*gags*
Fezzy on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:24 pm
Hhhhooo @Nkey ungithusile kancane yazi.
Eish mina i sex talk nje excites me so yekani uSxylin akhulume. We learn a lot lana yazi.
Biskiti on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:25 pm
The only time i remember hitting a red robot, was when lady luck was on my side and the girl i’ve been macking on for weeks finally caved in and said YES. she then told me kuthi she was having her redsea moment, but i convinced her kuthi i’m a good swimmer. We had wild sex, and sadly the picture that awaited us in the morning was not a pretty one. The sheets had blood stains, ngathi we slaughtered a chicken inbetween the sheets…lol..and worse of it wasn’t even at my place, i had asked a friend for a steady.
Anyway, i never had to eat sushi ka sopo as the meal was now guaranteed, cause the chick became umuntu wami.
Mara ass-licking what what…i don’t want it, and won’t do it. imagine how you will look at your wife in the morning…eww, anuka isphinya emlonyweni.
Pkasts on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:25 pm
Ha ha ha ha @ LadyMillion, NtomYomzulu is more than welcome to take over…..Haai that guy has a huge Totolozi, ngeke mina!
Shandu on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:25 pm
Lmao Fezzy ngahleka kancane. Ay no we must meet hehehe
I will never lick a man’s ass shame I am very sorry. BJ is enough for me. LOL @Biskiti’s comments tltltlt you kill me every single day
lolo on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:27 pm
Residents of JC land are just the horniest bunch in cyberspace #said with pride while tearing up#
Next hook up @ Fezzy and Shandu
#Asambe ke
Nkey.. on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:29 pm
This ne >>>>>>>>>>okare kudala o guxa… & this >>>>>>>>>I mean, how can one enjoy licking motete mara heh
Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@ Biskiti ease up hle…bebutle ka seriousness Explore babe!!
Hold on contracting enu tu…I cant kantle howena… *collects my wild self 2gether & sit*
Fezzy on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:30 pm
@Biskiti…Ayi nami ngeke ndoda. I wud neva lick anyone’s ass and I wud neva let any1 lick my ass. Hhayibo!
nomthwalo on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:30 pm
@manny no I’m not talking abt the anus no ways!!! I’m talking about izibunu qha!!! I would neva go that far.
kimmo on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:30 pm
kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@biskiti
“imagine how you will look at your wife in the morning…eww, anuka isphinya emlonyweni.”
nomthwalo on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:31 pm
Ngath sengiyabona ngibusy licking umnsinsila wendoda! argh
sweetness on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:32 pm
@innobabe, you make me want to try it out!! But it would have to be after he takes a shower, I dont trust men wipe their behinds clean!!
Guys what causes early ejaculation with men. Like my friends tells me her bf literally enters, thrust three time, and game over!!
How can he treat this.
Biskiti on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:37 pm
Shandu, ngathi kunama specialist la ekhaya…”And the feel of his tight anus round my tongue e monate joooo,and they way he screams and wiggles like a girl…” Ka nako eo, this is a mother of 3…lmao
I rememeber i used to have issues with getting BJ from my GFs, haayi i used to feel weird on their behalf, okare ba dirty-nyana. But now that i’m mildly sexually liberated, i don’t hold mind them. Eish but if she can give you one, how many dicks has she sucked, and you still have to kiss that cock-sucking mouth…**gags like sweetness’ man**
Miranda on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:39 pm
@Fezzy , for breaking the 90-day rule….that thing still exits vele, Gape I have been single for a while now, so I thought things have changed….90-days is long maaaaan #not hiding#
@Innobabe, letlo ja dilo tse sa jeweng!!!LIck what? Haai ngeke, no, ke a gana. I have called my ex to order after putting his tongue in my ass, ka re “no no no, o ka se tlo baka lebati le makaka ka molomo”…..
fabulicious on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:40 pm
Hehehee hay you guys are freaks yoh!!!!
@pkats nana u not alone, I’m in that bout too, am in a very loving relationship with such a selfless man whom I love to death but ever since I gave birth I DREAD doing the dance, I’ve gone back to my weight and even lost more pretty quick but I always have the excuse that since the baby I have such low self esteem (which I don’t!) And bcoz uyangicabangela he’s always tryna make me feel better shem. I can be on my periods for 9 days! And since he knows nuthn abt that I just wear a pad to bed,eish evil I know!
He’s so patient n the best hubby I cudve asked for. I jad a caesar n something in there must have gone wrong or there’s a wrong nerve that they cut I don’t know, prebaby we wud do it 8 times a day, 7 days a week but now if its twice a week he’s lucky.
Do I need therapy? What do I do? I don’t wanna lose him to the hands of another woman eg Ntombi Yomzulu..
I need help!
Another thing we sleep with our baby (yena in his cot) so maybe I’m just uncormfy..I don’t know.
Wud going to a sexpo help? Who’s been there before?
@lolo I’m NOT telling who I kissed mara she features a lot on this blog.lol like A LOT
Biskiti on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:46 pm
FABU Kissed JAHARA! And if you don’t watch it Ntombiyomzulu will chaoww your man. How can you move from 8 times a day, 7 days a week to twice a week. O sotla ka ngwana wa batho, and please don’t blame him when he starts cheating on you.
Inno, so tell us, a theysta (taste) jwang makaka? Just Curious, in a sick kinda way.
Nkey, i’mma keep quiet nana!
Pule on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:48 pm
@DrDee, of course you are not okay.
How can you be?
@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:48 pm
People, a doctor from the Anova Institute by the name of Dr Oscar L. Radebe, once told me that the anus is only as clean as your mouth meaning that the nest way to clean properly is not only to wife ikaka off but to go inside and work the interior walls of the anus with you index finger and ama-wet wipes. Ever since then I now have a routing for motete waka. (1) you wipe, (2) then keo shapa ka wet wipe ya ko Clicks, (3) then a dry internal wipe with a soft 3 ply tissue or cotton wool swab. Motete waka o ever fresh, you’ll never notice the fart. It’s worth my 30 minutes. Remember metete ya lena is only as fresh and clean as your mouths. But do the routine after you’ve done the last dump for the day.
oratile on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:48 pm
innobabe on Fri, 18th May 2012 12:51 pm
( Nna ebile wa ka monna i lick his ass and it drives him craze n i lurv it more than him shame)
eeeeeuuuuuuuuu Innobabbe, shuuuuuu i will never shem, ngeke
Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:50 pm
@Sexym thnx Nana will check some other adult shops as well for iquality eright tx boo
@Sexlyn and Nomaha yaz if there was a single guy interested and me interested in him I would be in a relationship right now with him.Right now I’m having the best time and sex of my life that I ve never experienced so nje can I just enjoy myself bakwethu angishongo ukuthi ngicela umshado.I love him yes but I’m not a child to think he would leave her cummon now.@Nomaha I’m not outshining the wife dear I’m just enjoying myself ngeke ngingaEnjoy ucansi bakith ngoba ngithi angfuni ukuOutshiner uwife.asingajudge-ani bo bakwethu
Eyh2Jee on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:52 pm
haymaan Fab. ; uBS kea tseba gore uStowtyi nyana,ukuphe uKiss,due to la frustration anayo coz of uChris Brown.She needs to focus on you,ayekele uphupha emini,Chris Brown is no more…she is into Coloured chicks now
manny on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:53 pm
@pule
hobaneng o dumedisa bomme fela? ya itseng bontate hayo kamonana kenag ?
Monei on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:54 pm
kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Tjo weh! mara maJCer le a honry and superexperimental bunch!
i am finished by the comments ka licking of ndunus! and this site must breed bi-tendencies. maybe ke tla fola line behind Fezzy and Shandu.
lolo on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:55 pm
@DrDee you need help shem you are too young for starvation! Lemme help! Your ‘anorexia’ is worrying!
@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:58 pm
@DrDee: Sthandwa sam’ how much do you weigh??? How hectic is your work load and general stress levels??? These things can have a major impact on your sexual desire. This ain’t normal at all. Or maybe i’sugar daddy yakho has put you on korobela so that you never look at another Man besides Him. Amadoda was Natal bayaithemba ikorobela for abantu bes’fezana. You better not be dating a Zulu Man.
Pule on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:58 pm
@fabu, i think the Gynae cut the sex nerve while doing the CS. you are doomed.
btw, who needs a sexpo when you have JC?
just drop sxyln a line or two here and she (with help from the house) will teach a few tricks or two to get jiggy irrespective of the nerve that has been cut.
Next time please use another Gynae,else they will cut the orgasm nerve and you will never come again.
Wishing you the best.
Lela on Fri, 18th May 2012 1:59 pm
Hayini bo,kanti nina nidliwa everyday na? Yho hayi nakwiperiods ngeke umgwebo ufikile xa namantombazana seyithanda kanje igxong!
manny on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:00 pm
@ Ehy2jee how are you
i just love the fact that Iknow who you are …:-)
im blogging away -even today lomama didnt gimme span
Eyh2Jee on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:05 pm
kwahaha Manny keFike tjo!#dearth by tsibing who I am.
,just to be fair
I can’t argue against that.Lemme know you then,phela
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:07 pm
kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i go away for less than an hour and this is what i find? yoh!
@Innobabe i take my hat off to you that ngiyabonga lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! What the fuck ! Im gagging askies lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@Bisikiti im ROTFL here duuuuuuude you kill me@Ntombi yomzulu im sorry nana if i seem like im judging you nana; yazi the way you write your comments i picture you as a pretty young lady who just needs a good man !
And this man cld possibly love you nawe the way umthanda ngakhona angazi but it happens but dont you wish kancane nje that he was yours full time? (i feel like i want the best for you)
Pule on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:07 pm
@JG, just made me draw up my precious lunch. to believe it cost quite a bit out of my empty pocket. This is worse than dying JC style.
Salani kahle!!
Loulou on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:07 pm
Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I love it here yazi! You people are my favourites!
Bakhiti, what is the bootycall protocol? How often are we allowed to see each other?
And I need your help! I’m too much of a gogo in bed man, I want to wow this young thing I’ve acquired hle – need serious tips on how to give a solid blow job…guaranteed to make him cum (I wanna surprise him for breakfast).
kimmo on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:08 pm
LOL@dr dee being ricared, yhooo your man o sele girl, so what do you do for 3 months?? i bet you dont even admire some fine brothers , just to look
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:08 pm
Umhlaba uyaphela struuuuuuuuue umamauMene
Mbuluzana on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:10 pm
#comes out of silentville I also Lick an ass and if feels dam good.
so yekani ukuzenza ncono.Ow @ Bisliti you wanted to know the taste,Iyababa indunu bhuti when you put ulimi embotsheni.
@ Pule please come out coz I think you are a cleseted Gay/Bio
@ Joneigh please confirm.
Dr Dee something is wrong ngawe sisi
@Ntombiyomzulu what you are doing is wrong.ukulinda never killed anyone LINDA ntombazana
Twitter on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:13 pm
LOL @everyones comments tltltltltlt
Hayi mna andiziboni ndiLicker impundu yerrrrrrrr never!! I’ll pass shem. Yesterday while I was at my mans place making some food at the kitchen, uveske waza ngomva wandibambabamba ndabe ndimnqanda kemna, and ke bhuti akamthathi uHayi, wehlisa my pants and i was wearing leggings. He was turning me on shem, yhooo ndazbona sendiyeka yonke lonto and sashaya iDoggy, yerrr that man shows me flames vha. #ThotIdShare lol Coz u dont need a bedroom to do it.
Happy Friday Peeps!!!!
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:13 pm
@Fabu like another blogger here who convinced me to give nookie after 3 days of giving birth by ceasarian kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
My big question @Fabu is,” Are you bored in your relationship? could be that you feel content but there is that one thing that is missing that makes you lose interest in lovemaking!
Pule on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:16 pm
throw up, i meant.
askies.
Smatsatsa on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:17 pm
LOL @J.G’s comments about motete wa gae, jees, you really do take care of your behind, If I was a guy I would never let a woman do that to me, all bcos I know how lazy I get to even wipe myself proper sometimes *hides*
makasoso on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:19 pm
all bcos I know how lazy I get to even wipe myself proper sometimes *hides* —- MUTE
lolo on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:21 pm
@Twitter kwaaaaaaa I feel you! I would rather phuq than cook oku kwam shem!
manny on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:21 pm
@Eyh2Jee zunga worry -i wont tell a soul
Pule on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:23 pm
@Loulou, whether it is good or bad as long as you don’t bit he will come.You better swallow!! Enjoy your cougar tendencies.
gone for good. a kiss for my sweet ex on my way out.
Gomolemo on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:25 pm
@innobabe, you lick his ass? like seriously. I hope he goes en-route to the shower before you do. That cant be healthy.
Monei on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:26 pm
I love JC! you learn and laugh every day!!!!
Monei on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:29 pm
Can ladies share what they did at bacholerettes they’ve attended? i want game ideas. we wnt have any strippers or pole dancing. got a quiz, thinking of doing a kinky 30seconds but the latter myt be too geekish for my friends (i unashamedly enjoy 30 Seconds). any ideas? ne ke tlo tsenya terms like “rimming” le “blue movie”, etc.
Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:30 pm
Lol as for JC hook up,help me find a man bo then ngizoyeka indoda yomuntu and that man betta BE a KING In BED
lol@Sexlyn its ok babe I get wat u sayin
Ay ngiyalithanda impela ucansi koda lokhu kokukhotha ibunu hehehehe
DrDee on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:32 pm
Kwa @JG my friend.I am very healthy,infact too healthy in booty department.No daddy is not black.Maybe I play for you and @lolo’s and just don’t know it yet.@kimmo so true gal.I don’t even admire fine guys.I just admire very intelligent guys.
Gomolemo on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:32 pm
Nna ge last weekend i was sorting out my wardrobe and my 5yr old son was helping. He came up with my “toy” and wanted to know what is was. I was dumbfounded, i asked my partner to answer him, then he tells me gore ene ga a ditsene!! Men!!
nana on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:33 pm
Fabu if I didnt know any any better I would have thought I’m the one who typed there..Guys sisizeni tu!! What can we do to get the grove back?
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:35 pm
i think women that are sexually liberated ; i am all in all a very shy quiet person, but embhedeni lmaooooooooooooooooo i can even put my nookie on my hubby’s face and command him to eat lmaoooooooooo! Just like i can kneel infront of him when he least expect it and do a few shout outs! Ever knelt infront of your partner anxibe isuit and just drop his pant dont even kiss him and send a few and when he comes (Swallow) and then stand up kiss him deeply on the mouth ! hehehehehe dont try it pghambi kwabantwana lmaoooooooooooooooooo i have the carpet burns as proof !*hides*
Monei on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:35 pm
@gomolemo, that reminds me of last wknd. did the Home affairs man at the border not give my friend funny looks of curiosity mixed with emabrassment after he scanned our luggage and obviously saw her collection of toys inside. i just died with laughter!!!!
sexymm on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:38 pm
I only lick his ass mayephuma eshaweni, cos i know usuke engakasuzi and nomsinsile awujulukile.You guys must try licking between the ball and ifindo, uzokhala abize umawakhe.
manny on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:44 pm
@sexymm…I was once touched there ….it was nice but I couldnt handle scu mnandi ness..i jumped and told her not to touch me there again-i fellt like i was having a mini stroke…
mara ukukhothwa endutsu…never
DrDee on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:49 pm
Lol @sxylin.Will neva look at ur hubby in the same way again.
LadyMillion on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:49 pm
I’m willing to do everything and anything when it comes to sex….and shame i give it to my man even if i dont feel like it.im his!
BUT LICKING HIS ASS HOLE!!! WHAAAATTT??? Wouldnt even lick my own asshole if i could
Nomaha on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:51 pm
I just have to laught @Twitter. I could never have guessed uzezi ze doggy kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
@Ntombu yomzulu Im sorry sisi I was not judging I guess like @Sxylin I feel you deserve more since you are putting all you’ve got into the relationship.
I think I believe who ever said we all have gay(ness) in/on us. If someone really convinces you, you are bound to change your mind and be attracted to the same sex as you. Its just nice to love someone who can understand you yeka nje uba amantombazana ayathanda ukucengwa and being a girl myself I just cant dzeal and “my friend” knows it.
Lela on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:53 pm
He banna! Cishe ang’kazi lutho ngocansi.
Chase on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:53 pm
@Fezzy, angamelwa inhliziyo uSokhela mayengabona izinto ozibhalayo.
Aayi manny ku rough boss labo cherrie sebe lickana indunu! Cha akudlalelwa ke kweyami indunu ngoba uzongehlisa isithunzi but if ungayikhotha uzolikhuluma iqiniso ukuthi ufundiswe ubani and sewukhothe ezingakhi.
Shandu on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:55 pm
Kwaaaaaaaaa sexymm I should try that -I want him to speak foreign tltltltlt yah ne JC
sexymm on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:55 pm
kwaaaaaaaaaaa @Chase, uthini uthi akudlalelwa kweyakho indunu,lolling for dayz.
sexymm on Fri, 18th May 2012 2:57 pm
@Shandu, u must try it,just dont hold isaka lama balls ngesandla, push it with your nose and remember to breath while you at it, lomoya oshisayo uyasebenza..
fabulicious on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:00 pm
@dr sxylin I dunno if I had an answer my problems wud be over!
Everything with him is such a routine, like I know where he’s gonna touch, how he’s gonna touch n when he’s gonna put it in. I don’t even get wet anymore without the help of KY gel and he hates it!
I’m not a kinky person LOL I’ve thot of sex toys but wud never! Hell I can’t even put a finger inside myself except the time when I had to push that vaginal thingy they give u for thrush! I almost died tjo.
So @drsxylin I can’t live like this I need
Help fast ngisaba o Ntombi Yomzulu!
Shud I buy those kinky night wear? I can’t buy the toys sorry not an option and I hate singing on a mic.lol
Gomolemo on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:01 pm
As for everyone having some “BI” bone in the bodies. I have an issue myself, a few years ago i kissed a girl, it was beautiful, but i didnt take it to heart and i never saw her again (we met at a party) and i never thought about it. Now these days i seem to eye women every chance i get in a different way, in a sexy way. Like the other day i was staring at this woman at Spurs and my food ended up getting cold, she was tall and beautiful and omg her lips. And i used to fantasize about tyrese while doing the dance, now suddenly i find myself turned on by two men having sex……please bathong thusang tlhe. I have even bought a gay pornography movie!!!
BlindFold on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:02 pm
So i sang on Hubby’s mic and sang ka mvaevae, he refused to come, a few days later i ask him why he controlled himself so much because i wanted him to com in my mouth and he goes like “o re nna ke jeng, ke batla punyako ya hao”.
sweetie on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:02 pm
lerato.lentswe@gmail.com
lollllllllllllllls………
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:04 pm
kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Chase
LadyMillion on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:05 pm
A lot of my fellow bloggers limit themselves,,awu guys u dissappoint me
sweetie on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:06 pm
@Gomolemo, dear thats exactly how i used to feel, and its not easy approaching women , i mean what do u say or how do u say it,
sweetie on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:07 pm
weired! now how do u lick a mans ass?!! guys jo….
@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:10 pm
@Biskiti: LMAO You #JC People don’t forget easily Yooh. »»» “That would make for interesting read, the way oleng wild ka teng. I still can’t get over the whole midrand guy wa 3 cars story**hand over mouth**” Apparently allegedly the guy from Mid-what-what is divorced now and has been for a while. I know this b/c many of my ex-lovers have dated him or have had flings with Him as well and they often tell me stuff about Him.
Loulou on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:12 pm
I think I need a woman to bring out the tigress in me shame!
manny on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:13 pm
@sweetie ,lolo and sweetnes—organise an orgy ….nna ill come and be a catalyst
Shandu on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:15 pm
Gomolemo I watch gay porn movies every day shame – they just turn me ON mmhhhh Good Lord… Maybe I’m the lady you saw ko Spur *giggles*
innobabe on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:16 pm
Lmaoooooo, u guys. Of cos i do dat after i cleansed dt ass myslf. N its jus a delicasse (sp), do it once in a wyl wen i am all freaky. N yes, he also licks my ass as well, dnt knw which is nicer, nookie lick or ass lick.
@sexymm, dt is also heaven shame. U wil show him hw much of a biatch he really is…kwaaaa
Loulou on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:16 pm
so @sweetie why are you putting up your e-mail addy?
Lwamkela on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:18 pm
Kanti where is my comment? As I was saying,the boers are going to evict us from the flat cz we subletting,God knows how frustrated I really am ryt now,wher nd how am I gona gt a flat @ ths time of the month.they probbly won’t evn give us our deposit back nd all of this is happening ngo may my birth month nogal jeez this all too much 4 me,pray 4 me hle bantu aseblief
sweetie on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:18 pm
loulou, sumone asked for it dear…
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:20 pm
Fab like i said (thanks for the accolade
i suspect that you are bored in this relationship relationship; i really dont believe you are that prudish! Kusihlwa i can believe but you ? naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah………! You need to try giving him a bj and from there tell him ukuba when u jump into bed its to sleep! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh great thing u can do is introduce a chat about sex; for instance say me and my girls were discussing sex and some were saying this and that make elight of it
Before all this wena what would you like him to do to you ; there has got to be something you want a man to do to you! Maybe like that one ex ?
Smatsatsa on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:22 pm
Hawe maaa!! Sexymm you just took me to another level with this “u must try it,just dont hold isaka lama balls ngesandla, push it with your nose and remember to breath while you at it, lomoya oshisayo uyasebenza..”
Can’t wait to get home
Loulou on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:22 pm
so @sxylin when are you gonna start a Dr Dolly column/helpline? We could come to you with our problems yazi?
Fezzy on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:24 pm
Kwaaaaa @Chase ubani manje uSokhela? uvele ungiqede nje wena ngensini.
Twitter on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:25 pm
Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lmao @Chase, uthini na apha kum.
lol @lolo ndiveske ndanyanzeleka ndiyeke kwalonto coz ndlela bendi horny ngayo.
Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @Nomaha…Hai kalok dear akho position ndingayaziyo mna. Sizenza zonke nomntu wam.
@Blindfold Mna when i do the BJ, uveske aphambane athathe umqamelo azegqume abeyilontoo kee, athethe into endingaziviyo, ndiqonde umandelwe ubhuti tltltltl
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:25 pm
Being with a woman is bliss especially for a first timer BUT its always good to set boundaries; i wont say how where or what but it can get complicated emotionally so my advise dont do it if you are married or in a commited relationship because that shit is bound to mess with your mind ! think JG and shim’s saga with the Midrand dude*covers mouth*
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:29 pm
@sexymm im also learning quite a lot from you; uNkey bandla uyakhala cos she cant access anything goes anymore lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo; i have been given a job of copying and pasting the coments to her kurough and i aint being paid for my hard work
sweetie on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:32 pm
@sxylin, u think so? but tel me how does it messes with ur mind?
Fezzy on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:34 pm
Ngivumelana nawe Sxylin. Even if u are married or in a committed relationship, falling for a gal and love her like u wud love ur man is dom nje.
Umuntu kumele azi ukuthi siyadlala nje. Dont expect me to treat u like I treat my man. Hayibo!
innobabe on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:36 pm
Anyone ever tried titty fuck? Its also nice esp wen combined with bj..n then he shoots all over your face when he cums as u also try and catch some in ur mouth..
kamzababy on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:36 pm
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2. Montana 4 871 000 7de Laan 2 368 000 National Geographic 1 512 000
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kamzababy on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:39 pm
Top 10 Regular Shows (excluding News bulletins)
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4) Rhythm City (e.tv) 3 253 000
5) Stokvel (SABC2) 2 939 000
6) Sokhulu & Partners (SABC1) 2 855 000
7) Scandal! (e.tv) 2 526 000
9) The Real Goboza (SABC1) 2 491 000
10) 7de Laan (SABC2) 2 368 000
manny on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:42 pm
@kamzababy keng nou ?
rebuwa ka mapona mona..
@inno..stop buying thos xrated dvds ko noord
mbulela on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:47 pm
‘shout outs’ will never have the same meaning again.
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:48 pm
@sweetie for one we are emotional being like i asked @Ntombiyomzulu ukuba if the relationship with her dude is that good has the thought never ever crossed her mind ukuba she would like to keep him for herself; its emotionally taxing shem…..!
the relationship will be sooo nice so much that u do stupid things just to see that person i.e fly half way across the country for a weekend of sex and cocktails, and then the other party thats not married will want to emotionally blackmail you to see them at their own leisure and then you get one that will call you at odd hours; just to make a point all im trying to say is it gets messy at that moment when u reprimand that other person or tell them off then thats where the drama starts and all im saying its worse with women can u imagine two irrationally thinking people tjo ! been there got the tshirt #ITHANKYOU
sweetness on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:49 pm
you guys activated me… sad I will be having a sexless weekend.
Wil put all your tips to good use next weekend. But Venda men are a bit up tight!!
sweetie on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:50 pm
haaaaa, inno o di reka kae? le nna ke a di batla
mbulela on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:51 pm
@kamzababy, pls behave yourself.
serious issues of life are being discussed here.
@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:53 pm
@KamzaBaby: What’s Your vision, mission, and objectives with those stats??? How are they suppose to help us with our sex lives. Di’Fridays ke sextalk phela! *rolls eyes*
@Fabuliscious: I fear for You. I have a bad feeling about Your abnormal sexual patterns. What do You think Your Man is feeling like and saying to himself with two rounds a week from a staggering 64. Ask @Lela to pray for You please. The Hubby must be going through a torturous hell. *flashing lights*
sweetie on Fri, 18th May 2012 3:53 pm
sxylin , yah i get u..
Shandu on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:00 pm
Lmao @vission, mission, and objectives tltltltl I give up struu
I want some action tonite, with a woman though not my man
lolo on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:15 pm
@Joneigh and Manny!!! Yho ngicela itransport yokuya e Avalon! You have killed me kwaaaaa omunye ubuza ukuthi what are your oblectives, vision, mission kwaaaaaa yoh yoh yoh!!!
Omunye uyakhuza uthi akuqhutshekwe akukhulunywe ngama pona pona
Eyh2Jee on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:16 pm
Lmao Ladies here are very naughty.Me likes,tltlt,kante Brown Shuga okae??? krkrkr
I hope she is not helping herself (imagining that her finger is Chris Brwon’s thingy) ;-D
Now you’ve made my part to respond,I can imagine all the stories here,its like I’m watching a Mind-Port,tltltlt
@manny;lmao,wena!!!Sh…sh…sh… gimme your e-mail,and then we can talk tltltltlt
Eyh2Jee on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:18 pm
lmao Sweetness;you reminded me of this Venda guy who told us that,he will never let a woman see his PeeNus…we were laughing @him. (I’m sure he prefers doing it in the dark) shem Vendalizers can be uptight neh???
Plastic on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:21 pm
I’m a girl, 29. from CT, in a stable Relationshp with a sweet loving man who gives it to me so good.
i’m looking for a girl, any age, in CT to have fun with – no strings attached. i wanna lick that and suck those soft breats and…please contact me at omuhle.nono@gmail.com
Lela on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:22 pm
LOL I must say though that niyayakha imizi yabantu ngezincoko zenu zamanyala. Tjo kodwa ndisendoyike xa engabuya uYesu ndiselapha ndingathi ndizokwenzani bethu! Kona kona I will use these tips the day I get married.
Soso on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:24 pm
LOLEST @ all the comments!
Maar jc bloggers and sex talk,never a dull moment kule khaya..
All those that we’ll be getting the dance over the weekend am soo envious of them*sits crossed legs and sulky*
LadyMillion on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:27 pm
Fezzy plz help out Shandu tu!
Mna i think the only time i’d make out with a girl..i’d have to be a bit tipsy
kamzababy on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:29 pm
haaaaaai lerata sex maaaaaaan Cant even concentrate at work *sigh* Joneigh i was hoping gore u guys will change the topic.
sxylin on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:33 pm
@Lady million kuqala lapho yazi looooooooooooooooooooooool mina i will forever curse Nigeria and their cognacs aiiiiiii no man alcohol is bad bad bad lmaooooooooooooooooooooo
lolo on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:40 pm
JC is being invaded by lesbianism!
LadyMillion on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:43 pm
Heheheh and Lolo is first to notice this.
ITS YOUR FAULT MAAANN!!!!
Eyh2Jee on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:51 pm
Lolism lena Lolo,its more that Lesbo. tltltlt ,hayi izwe lonakele
uyezu zange adale uMadam & Eve,lol and not uAdam & Steve.
I have to call Noluntu(and all) to straighten you guys.krkrkr
Eyh2Jee on Fri, 18th May 2012 4:55 pm
Anything goes of this week deserves to be called *SexTipsForGirls*
Miranda on Fri, 18th May 2012 5:03 pm
@Kamzababy,Kahle bo, Lecture in progress.
thou shall not post anything non-sex related during xrated lectures,whatever it is,it must until monday #Now you know
nomthwalo on Fri, 18th May 2012 5:09 pm
To all those that will be getting some, pls dedicate the 1st round to us that wont be getting. To all those who’ll be singing on mics make sure those notes are ready esp high notes.
sexymm on Fri, 18th May 2012 5:36 pm
Enjoy your weekend guys, nicanse kahle nonke, keep them sex tip coming.#teamparttimelesbo#.
Nthoentle on Fri, 18th May 2012 6:19 pm
Kwaaaaa@Sxylin I wonder who advised you to have sex after 3days. LoL
zoesaldanah on Fri, 18th May 2012 6:49 pm
@lala, try make an appointment with ENT, I used to get a lot of those before I went for ma tonsillectomy (sp)..ma ENT told me that those are desease tonsils and yeah I have been suffering from tonsils from a young age, finally got them removed. Am ok now but ma taste buds are off, I don’t like any of the foods I used to like before the ops..
Miss T on Fri, 18th May 2012 7:18 pm
My hubby has been away for 2months now. He keeps postponing his date 2return. I’m so pissed its not even funny. So this weekend I’m spendin it wit my ex. A woman’s got needs you know?!
coolcaz on Fri, 18th May 2012 8:16 pm
Kamzababy haibo we don’t need a chillpill bo. Take a hike
Eyh2Jee on Fri, 18th May 2012 9:40 pm
lol Miss T wangu MAwande olinde uCaleb unyaka ones’Qhuma.Hay maan give your needs some attention
Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 18th May 2012 11:20 pm
Got the Nurse uniform ladies.can’t wait for tomoro!!! But ke mesenginxibile where do I start?lol what do I do?
slindoe on Sat, 19th May 2012 7:32 am
Hey fellow bloggers,its been but a minute.hope yall r doin best
Lol,couldn’t help but kwaaa @ the comments,really helpful I must say.wish I could apply them soon,itotolozi angyaz nje kulonyaka eish talk about “anorexia” *chuckles*
lolington kwaaa on Sun, 20th May 2012 7:32 am
hahahahahahahahahahaahaha!!! Oh my!
@Miss T, do let us know how it was *hides*, eeeh, wait I should be telling you that what you are doing is wrong, you are defying the laws of the bible…and and and if you husband found out he would…aaaaaaah screw that! Hope you are enjoying yourself.
Special mention to lolo, mncwaaaaaaaah lady.
@Ntombi yomzulu….nawe futhi ngifuna ukukyala but my devil side is winning today…on a Sunday nogal! I need to repent..hope you had maaaaaad fun!
JG and Manny for president! hahahahahaha!!!!
@Plastic, why are you in CPT again? ugh!
makasoso on Sun, 20th May 2012 8:43 am
Just want to thank the JC ladies for the sex tips, my sex life has always been great according to me bt afta reading all ur comments i realised ndiy amateur, so this weekend decided to try deep throating, leeking below balls n more n i must say he was speaking in tounges, bt though i drew the line at lickin his ass wanted to throw up just thinkin about. Thanks ya’ll:*
Babyluv on Sun, 20th May 2012 9:01 am
Wow all ths sex talk made me so horny. Im going 2 send a shout out 4 breakfast. @kamzababy y ruin a gud thing. Mwah mwah
Kusihlwa on Sun, 20th May 2012 4:25 pm
Haaaiiibo,niyakhuluma shame…wena Sexylin uyaphapha, I’m slowly killing my prude side with the advice I’m getting from here and proud to say that the results have been great as we have been stuck indoors for the whole week end
Ntombi Yomzulu on Sun, 20th May 2012 8:13 pm
Yhoooo guys ibuhlungu iAnal sex niyangizwa ongakaze ayenze cela angaqali tjooooo!!!
Babyluv on Sun, 20th May 2012 10:08 pm
Lol ntombi yomzulu wen did u hve anal sex?
@JohneighGALAXY™ on Sun, 20th May 2012 11:37 pm
@NtombiYomzulu: Haven’t You heard of i’lube??? Lube will make the whole things a sliding roller coaster ride. You won’t feel any pain when He penetrates You moist rectum. There are certain positions that will makes anal penetration enjoyable and others that will make it a night mare. The best technique for anal sex for both hetero and homo set-ups in the “chicken-nandos” position; this positions is offers the best anal experience for the receptive partner b/c You can control how far He goes in and even if He goes deepest, His penile tip won’t cause internal pain. The “chicken-Nandos” position is perfect for Men with penis lengths beyond 15cms. The “doggy-style” has to be the worst position ever as far as pain is concerned. Here the receptive partner has limited control as to how He or She is willing to take in and another pain-factor with this position relates to the length of Your partners penis. If His penis is longer that 15cms, chances are that he will hit Your spinal base (where Your spinal cord ends), causing tension and unbearable pain. The
“doggy-style” penetrative position is good with Men that have penis within the rangers of 12cm to 14.5cm (when erect). A penis of this size does not cause trauma and pain to the spinal pain, You’ll be having pain-free sex. There are many positions that one can sex-plore with anal sex, but for now we’ll only focus on these two common / universal positions.
So 3 things matter during for anal sex to be a sex-plosive sex-perience; (1) Lubricant (2) Sex position (3) Penis lengths – because more often the pain does not come from when He’s penetrating the rectum or anal opening, It comes from deep inside at the base area.
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 21st May 2012 8:22 am
@babyluv ngiyenze izolo even thinking abt it makes yooooooo!!!
@JG for Sex President lol, ok ya maybe with the lube its much better but never, shame I asked the poor guy if we could try it wavuma nkosi yami wath uyifaka kanye okwesibili ngathi Whoooooaaa!!! Asiyeke lol and angakalifaki lonke.Tjooooo ibuhlunhgu leyanto It felt like the worst constipation in the world.I was like baby we never doing this shit again
Kusihlwa on Mon, 21st May 2012 8:40 am
@Ntombi Yomzulu, ubungenwe yini kanti wena??? for me thats a one way street, never shame.
sweetness on Mon, 21st May 2012 10:08 am
@Plastic, where in Cpt are you?? I am also in Cpt, we can hook up!!
But we need to exchange pictures first… kikikiki… will send email now now…
Monei on Mon, 21st May 2012 10:16 am
eish, @ntombiyomzulu, i can relate. i’ve had two mistakes that ended ryt at the door and i thort my asshole was torn and i wiudnt be able to shit normally again. i would never engage in anal for the mere pain. to think it wasnt even the head of the penis, what more the whole thing.
sweetie on Mon, 21st May 2012 10:26 am
how i wish i was in CPT…nc..nc..nc
Smang-mang Warona on Mon, 28th May 2012 3:24 pm
lol Monei.. Its all about the angle from which he enters.. if the angle is wrong, the pain will be unbearable.. Try lying on your stomach, with a pillow underneath you and the angle from which he enters must be towards your stomach..