Anything Goes

May 25, 2012 by Brown Shuga

Happy Weekend….

I’m exhausted… Let it be the weekend so I can SLEEP!

Happy weekend friends! Be good and here’s to hoping next week will be a better week for us and our country.

P.S. Does anyone have footage of the ANC Lawyere that cried in court? Hook a sista up!

I actually hate this Fariel Hafaji indian woman, I think she is a typical racist indian that is disguised as some sort of activist or what she likes to think she is. I’m happy tht she is disrespecting Zuma, I blame him. Its him who has given Indian so much power over us, he was bought by the indian so he must dance for their music.

Secondly, I’m happy with whateva is going on now, finally black ppl will see that this rainbow nation fantacy need
S to stop so that we can deal with the fact that SA is still under white ppl tht’s they have balls to do whateva they feel like to insult black ppl. We need to wake up, how long must we continue to pretend like everything is fine?

I’m fucken tired of Pearl Thusi she is soo loose, why doesn’t she wear a bra futhi, she has a child for cryin out loud her nipples are not sexy, flip this gal’s fad must just end shem. Uyaphapha nje I doubt she is gonna last shem. Like I saw pics og her in party in CPT u slutnyana yena shem.

I just wanna pause life yaz, I think the state of SA at the moment is depressing me, if I had magic I was gonna change myself and be a butterfly, fok polotics maan.

coolcaz on Fri, 25th May 2012 1:29 am

Itjo Kewgal why are you so angry?haibo. Deal with your insomnia gal

Nerlee on Fri, 25th May 2012 1:43 am

Congrats Zoe!

KewlGal on Fri, 25th May 2012 1:48 am

Sorry Cool I’m PMSing, its anything goes as well tho so I’m allowed to be angry

Mini lilo on Fri, 25th May 2012 5:35 am

Congrants Zoe

Prays for myself to get one

snapshot on Fri, 25th May 2012 6:17 am

Whoop whoop @Zoe which field nana. Congrrrrrrr go rock and be a skhotha lol

Long week we had, abo @kewgal ba depress shem

@Vumaa unjani umhlathi bro

Babyluv on Fri, 25th May 2012 7:07 am

Congrats zoe, kewlbabe chill nana (inhale n exhale) vumaaa hws the jaw. IT’s the WEEKEND BABY

Wild Island on Fri, 25th May 2012 7:52 am

Dumelang
Congra Zoe
Tjo moment “coin security” van stuck on Grayston drive heee if bekuse alex ngabe kusukamaphepha haa

kamzababy on Fri, 25th May 2012 7:59 am

Congrats Zoe.. guys tlogelang goiketsa di DICKtators tuuuuuuuu leave Kewlgal alone

skoko86@gmail.com on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:10 am

Its th wknd baby…

Downside= employers can b irit8ng @ tymz, but i love my job anyway…

Upside= its payday 2day.
2yrz+5mnths anivesary wf my gf (long way 2 whereva).
M going home ths wknd (contractas always wek away from home)

Otherwise, Happy Weekend 2 Y’all

lolo on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:15 am

Zoe congrats baby!

soul sista on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:24 am

Congrats @Zoe!!
Happy Africa Day to y’all beautiful Africans out there.

Botshelo on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:29 am

I need a J-O-B for my cousin, she came to my house last week(sent an sms saying she is on the way, she will explain when she gets there. Needless to say, im still waiting for the explanation).
She is there, no life plan, no qualification, 25 years old

Anyone in pretoria who knows of promotions’ company please share the contacts or where do retail jobs get advertised?

Tjeer is tough feeding and staying with a woman who has man problems.

sweetness on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:34 am

hilililili!! Congrats Zoe…

Now you need to appreciate, enjoy, and work smart on the job!!

Zoe on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:37 am

@Nerlee @Snapshot @Kamzababy @Lolo
Thank you so much, I got in HR. Its not much but nje I had given up hope.
Lmao @ being a skhothane, where do they even buy those clothes?!

switpie on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:39 am

Its the weekend yay.but yooo haaaa I visited my boyfriend from lastweek friday till today. But yoo today ngiya hamba ke lo munthu uthanda nje seeing arwd the house everyday mara aka enzi lutho. Can’t blv he has only sexed me twice since. Wen I touch hm he shouts baby leave me alone plzzzz. Yooo iv never. Anyways happy weekend

kimmo on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:44 am

congrats zoe!
happy friday

snapshot on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:45 am

Kwaaaaa!!!!!!! @Sweetpie u wrong lomntu wakho man. The whole week only twice tjo!!!! *side eyes Manny*

@Zoe we all need to start somewhere – so be happy n go work hard. Pls don’t buy carvella ka first pay lol
@Kamzababy sorry if I seemed tb dictating on @Kewgal

Happy faras

lolo on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:47 am

@Switpie love… eish how does one deal with such mara…@sxylin is your only hope…But I think she might be sleeping still….

samlicious on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:47 am

Good morning Bloggers!
Whgats stealing my joy this morning is the fact that iam going to miss Gugulethu wine festival. Thanks to my father inlaws brother choosing to die on us and the funeral is tomorrow *eish*
Unathi is going to be there performing .

Heer and its raining in Cape Town *hayi I give up mara ngale weekend*

Gomolemo on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:47 am

Ooh i have a major headache, my neighbour starting doing my hair last nite (yaki), iyo, its so painful and i didnt sleep at all and to think that she must finish when i knock off, i jus wanna kill myself. That girl has inflicted so much pain in my scalp, i think i hate her.

lolo on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:49 am

I loove the song “Closer” by Goapele…

Mapeh on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:49 am

Congrats Zoe.Happy Friday everybody I’m excited my man is coming home so @sexylin any sex tips lol

BlindFold on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:50 am

Dumelang, @Zoe o tlo ja nyoko neh! @switpie only twice in the whole week??? has he always been like that?

Zoe on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:52 am

@Sweetness @Soulsista @Kimmo ngiyabonga kakhulu. Jobs are scarce and I’ll make sure to hold onto this one.

@Snapshot lol just for that I will buy the high top/ boot one.
I’m glad I had to go through what I went through to finally land one – I will work my ass off.

@Switpie awunandoda uzihlalele. Maybe he needed cleaning and cooking services coz aint no man gonna act like that!

sweetness on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:56 am

@samlicious I am also going to miss it, cos all my friends are occupied… but no stress, atleast I get to cuddle up with my Spongebob, and make up for last weekend since I was on my period all weekend…*wink*

I am loving the rain, But saw 2 accidents this morning, traffic was soo bad, took me over an hour just to touch down Cpt CBD!! This ruined my day strubob!!

kimmo on Fri, 25th May 2012 8:59 am

still shocked over this true beauty slimming tea, i bought it few weeks ago and only started drinking it on monday, my god, di a bowa mooo jeer, if i dont loose this baby fat i will know hore am cursed serious cause this tea is really making me run yooo i wonder for how long though!

@switpie, hai go back home

switpie on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:03 am

Yazi that’s y I feel like he just loves the idea of my presence yoo. Wen I say I’m leaving he says I shouldn’t. He has never done this before so I guess kukhona ku shaya manzi lana. The last time me did it, I continued touchn hm after n he said eish baby leave me alone gawd knws I tried to give you that I am tired. Wen I insisted he jumped off bed and wore his pjs. O_O

samlicious on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:03 am

@Switpie yho! I wish umuntu wakho was my husband. Eish hayi sana kyena he is a sexaholic uyifuna all day everyday. But I love to bits

@Botshelo I feel your pain babes. Hayi mna shame I told my family I dont want unwanted visitorS they must just leave me in peace umntu nganye ahlale kwakhe. If i want you I will invite you.

What steals my joy this morning are my colleagues, they always want to switch the radio to another station whenever iam listening to Metro FM. I just told the other one now that iam listening to the breakfast show when its finished I will switch to KFM. Remember iam the only black person here so when it comes to music we dont get along well and I dont like fighting so I just let them do whatever.

Nerlee on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:10 am

LOL @Switpie, u must talk to your man my dear so that he knows how you feel.

Guys khanindixeleleni when it comes to family_ do you support them financially on monthly basis, do u send them money and how much, is this a MUST DO? and the siblings who are not working (because they are choosy, they want certain types of jobs) Do you financialy support them too???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

oratile on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:10 am

shame @Switpie take @kimmo’s advise and just go home lol

switpie on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:11 am

Lol @samlicious I don’t mind good sex everyday. Lana m being deprived of my right kikikikiki

switpie on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:15 am

Yeah guys I am going home I can’t dzeal anymo. I’d rather be bored at my place alone instead

Shandu on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:18 am

Good morning beautiful people!! Kimmo where did you get it nana, I want nami. I want to be size 30 nje not 32 .

What caught my attention is my dad. I give him money to buy food every month plus he gets pension. He doesn’t buy food and ask neighbours for food, imagine!! Now the neighbours I’m sure ba bowa kanna gore I don’t support my dad. Actually this made me sad, so sad

@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:21 am

@Zoe: Congratulations on your new job!!!

@Switpie: Haibo sorry dear but it seems like he ain’t that into you anymore. Most Men who don’t live-in with their partners would be very excited to have their Lovers visit them. Chances are, he’s got another Lover beside you and your presence was some kinda hindrance. Yooh gal your man ain’t behaving like a straight Man. I’m very worried that SexyLin’s tips would be inefficient for your situation. Either your Man has a side-dish or he ain’t straight enough. Sorry my dear.

sweetness on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:21 am

Hawu @ switpie only???

Dont go, stay and find out what the problem is… the fact that he once jumped out of bed and put on PJ’s sounds very suspicious to me… Something aint right down there… Or suffering from a guilty conscious… well that’s just my opinion/view. There is something he is not telling you.

samlicious on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:22 am

Shame @ Switpie I think you need to speak with him. Something is seriously wrong there. Remember man are not good when it comes to sharing thats why they end up killing wifes and kids ngoba they dont share like woman do.

@Sweetness I wish bendizoqubaza njengawe. My hubby is leaving tomorrow right after the funeral for Durban. Eish its gonna be a long week for real.

@Kimmo I suggest you drink lots and lots of liquids my dear we dont want you to end up in hospital.

kimmo on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:22 am

@ shandu , i bought it at some chinese shop @ the wedge morningside
yhooooo your dad, you are in trouble!
@ nerlee, supporting family is something else hey, especially siblings cause you dont really know how long will you do that for, its kinda tricky especially when you married

Chase on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:25 am

@switpie, oska warra ausi let me give u a tip ne, geza tlhapa waas bath hlamba nje kuphela ufake iroll on mayibuya jampasi i outie yakhe ifike unuka ngathi umntwana omncane uzobona wena.

most women have ths tendency of not looking after themselves whn visiting a guy uthole umuntu anuka ngathi ijazi laku jumble sale or ipitikoti eshile lokho bosisi kuyayiwisa induku ivele ilahle inetwork.

manny on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:26 am

dumelang
@snapy kwaaa askies,,,#puts towel on mouth_
@lolo mi khombing ka monwana wena!!!!

oratile on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:27 am

guys there’s this lady, a friend of a friend, who is HIV positive and is busy infecting every guy she gets involved with. She was involved with a married guy(wife works overseas) for over a year, she fell preggies twice(she miscarried) and on both occasions she told my friend tht the condom burst(which i dont believe). They broke up sometime last year(still didnt tell him). Now she is involved with this other guy(they’ve been together for 2months) and she’s already preggies(her excuse: condom burst). what puzzles me is that she doesn’t even bother to tell this guys or at least protect them from the Virus

J-Girl on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:30 am

@Switpie, yhooo hai shem this situation of yours, bleak!

lolo on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:31 am

@Switpie eish I feel your pain. I can relate. I have a similar situation. My hubby totally discriminates when it comes to my boobs. He loves the RIGHT one. Showers it with affection, he kisses it , licks it, caresses it . And sometimes when he is drunk even speaks to it.

samlicious on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:34 am

@Nerlee Mna I have nosiblings grow up with my mother and my aunt under one roof with my cousins as siblings. When I started working i was still at home I used to look out for everyone like our mothers used to do to us and bona at the time younger than me. My mother doesnt work but she looks after my little and I pay her for that ngoba I was gonna pay for nanny services anyway and she gets her government grant as an elderly person. My father never in a picture when I was growing up until I went to look for him ngoba I had my own kids and wanted them to know everything about their mothers side of the family as they do with their fathers. Eish now ubrother only comes to my house when he wants something and i always provide from electricity food and all. Lucky me now ufumene itorho atlist the weight is a bit lighter on his side.

So my point is, it depends how you feel about the family business and all.

lolo on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:34 am

The LEFT boob is totally ignored, treated with disdain! He never touches it or caresses it or even looks @ it. He treats this boob, like a step boob.

kimmo on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:36 am

kwwaaaaaaa @ lolo

@oratile, your friend is very selfish yhoo
@samlicious, dont worry nana, water is something i dont compromise!

switpie on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:39 am

I really can’t stay anada nyt noo. Bedtym really depresses me coz everythn instead of that is cool. Can he be turning gay *bts me* o clearly he getting it somewhere. Yoo

makasoso on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:39 am

GBY @ lolo hay u special cc

lolo on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:39 am

As a result of this my boobs dont look alike , The loved boob is firmer, bigger… looks nicer the the LEFT ignored boob, When I point out to hubby that he is deforming me with his preferences, he says he cant help but love the left boob…he has even started calling my boobs “Biggie Smallz” like the rapper Notorious B.I.G…

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:40 am

Lmao@wena Botshelo.Vhari mini ngwananga?
Oh shame,that’s family hey?It means you are sweet,I would have kicked her out nje *or block her ko ntlong yaka* lol Kidding!
Please help her find some job thle.@25,its hard not to be working.But you can make her uZahara (atline,apheke) and you can be her Nhlanhla Nciza *her madam*

@Zoe; please hook me up my skaat,I need a job in HR for next year.I’m a frsh meet from school …samblief tog *Xhofrikaans aksent*

lolo on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:42 am

I have a feeling that if both my boobs were drowning, and the was only one life jacket, hubby would save the RIGHT boob, he would let the smaller boob drown ( metaphorically speaking)

So mna shem I know how you feel @ Switpie

samlicious on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:42 am

Hhahahhahaha! yini @Lolo ngokundigqiba ngentsini.

Yho @oratile your friend is cruel shame ngusathana nje womntu ongcolileyo.

oratile on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:43 am

@Kimmo she is hey, she pisses me off and she told my friend that when she was with the married guy she used to drop/put ARV’s in his tea lol, just imagine?

switpie on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:46 am

@chase lol I’m not the relaxed type just coz I’m home all day noo. So that can’t be the case here.

manny on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:46 am

@shandu askies usile lobaba-hence nna I buy my moms groceries self..get a freind and we drop em off ngobaba lomama will just go areke di shweswe,,,,and my sister needs a helper

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:47 am

ey Samlicious.How much is the ticket for googs?I forgot the details of the show give them to me dzarling *ngeVoiceKaKhwin*
I need to be there,I like maMsengana.She did us proud in Jazz Festival this year

sweetie on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:49 am

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ lolo and her boobs
@switpie, i feel for u my dear, ur bf might have erection problems speak to him
@oratile, ur friend is digging her own grave, i think u tell her if she doesnt cum clean about her status to her partners u will tell them

LadyMillion on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:49 am

@Kimmo she is hey, she pisses me off and she told my friend that when she was with the married guy she used to drop/put ARV’s in his tea lol, just imagine?
huuuhhhh!!?????

Nomaha on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:51 am

Congrats @Zoe. Jobs are scarce.

@Sweetness you work in the CBD? We must hook up sometime..

How I hate rain. I dont mind the cold but rain in CTN grates my tits nje.

@Switpie kaloku men are allowed to refuse sex just like we women do sometimes…..Looooooooool!!!!

@Samlicious askies about your uncle.

Happy Friday ma bloggers.

sweetie on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:51 am

guys i need driving directions from joburg to Marapyane (Hammanskraal) pls

Mapakisha on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:53 am

Lolo is finishing me klaar right now, kwaaaaaaaaa @ BIGGIE SMALLz!!

kimmo on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:54 am

iyoooooo ARV’s in his tea???? for what to happen really?????he banna has this person received counselling, kante dont hosptals counsel people after getting positive hiv results??

switpie on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:56 am

@Lolo hahahahahahahaha. I also can feel hw much u feel my pain.

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:59 am

@Oratile; that’s cruel maan!Yho!!!I hate people who behave like that.At the end of the day,she is also shortening her life.There is no way that a condom can burst all the time,why ikuku yakhe iyasika nah???
I mean really???I hardly believe when people say a condom bursts nje,what are the instructions for kante?Use condoms right my people!I feel sorry for all the men in her life.Can’t you stop it Oratile?Do something asseblief,but don’t disclose for a person (you’ll go in jail,but I’m sure the Law can protect you if you tell them all the storries ka de x’s tsa hae that she infected ngeGciwane)

oratile on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:02 am

@sweetie she’s not my friend, she’s a friend of a friend so i wont have the power to ask her to tell them and my friend says yena ha a dikene.

Kiki on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:05 am

Passing by spreading some unconditional love to my JC Family. Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

LustaGP, I miss you.

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:06 am

Oratile;this is serious business hey.I think your friend’s friend need some deep counselling maasn,she can’t do that to people.Stop her asseblief!She needs HIV/AIDS and sex education ASAP.How can you drug batho ka ARV’s bengazi,phela not everyone is ready for HIV?Keng ke Doctor yena mara???

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:07 am

And your friend is also selfish shem howc can she say akazingeni phela?We talking about people’s lives here *or am I being too serious??*

@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:08 am

@Sweetie: What are you using, the public system or own car???

If you using own car: The easiest route to take is the N1 highway from JHB-via-PTA. It passes by Hammi-town. When you get to Hammi-town, the N1 becomes Danie
Jourbert Freeway. Then you turn right via routes D734 or D48, these routes will lead you to Marapyane.

If you using taxi: Noord taxi rank (line 9) to PTA. When you get to PTA. Go to bloed mall under Spar, there’s an underground taxi rank, thn ask for taxis that go straight to Marapayane.
Hope this helps. Happy travelling.

kamzababy on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:12 am

can married men stop cheating already? jeeezus

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:14 am

meant *not everyone is ready for ARVs*

switpie on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:21 am

@kamzababy can those girls who say yes to them stop alredi?

oratile on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:21 am

@Eyh2Jee
i cant stop it because i heared all these from my friend(our mutual friend), i have asked her several tyms to call the boyfriend anonimously and tell him but she refused, a re ha a batle ho dikena.

@kimmo
yes she did receive all the necessary counselling, maybe she just doesnt wanna die alone #shrugs.
i feel sorry for the wife cause obviously the guy has already infected her and they wont even know gore ba e thotse kae, and otlo thola a blam(a) mosadi a re she’s the one who brought it from overseas. hai mathata

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:26 am

oh shame Oratie-ratie.I can imagine now…but I do understand neh…so unfair,maan how other people think.But its also affecting her,ngoba she will be re-infected and for a woman shame,she will get destroyed by the virus quick quick ,especially now that she spreads it around like no one’s business!
oh lemme stop focusing on this depressing issue,lol
heee Lolo nneli bele la hao langaSekunene ,tltltlt
hayi shame Boob discrimination from leNdoda …he might be having Neck problems,that only allow him to focus on one boob ,krkrkrk

oratile on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:27 am

@kamzababy u can ask that again, we all in danger shem

@Eyh2Jee
i get stomach cramps just thinking about this whole thing, imagine giving a person ARV’s without his knowledge, phela ke boloi ntho eo

Kusihlwa on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:27 am

Happy Friday yall. I am back from the jaws of death thanks to the flu but atleast pay day is reviving my spirit.

samlicious on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:28 am

@Eyh2Jee please follow the link for Gugs Festival http://www.gugulethusquare.co.za/events.htm

Botshelo on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:33 am

@Eyh2Jee I cant kick her out. I dont have that in me. I cant even ask her why is she here. but from the calls she makes and gets, I know its man problems

its tough

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:34 am

excactly Kamzar,I just wonder what goes into her head mara; that’s why people ask ukuthi “has she got counselling?Like proper counselling??” not the one from Mom’Angie typer counselling, tsa ko kasie,lol.I mean Propa,lol.
I regret having sex without a condom,but I went for testing,my hormones took over,using a condom seemed like a waste of seconds,but I ddn’t do it deribelately *will go again after 3months* …and uPatnara shem was worried ,eish…mina was chilled,you’d swear ba “I had the virus,the way bengi chilled ngakhona” …*hides*
Thanks samilicious

@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:35 am

@Sweetie: The easiest route is via the N1 freeway JHB-via-PTA-via-Hammanskraal link. When you get to Hammi-town, the N1 will become Danie Jourbert Freeway. Turn right at the robots into any of the routes D734 or D48. Hope this helps. Happy travelling.

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:37 am

yho! Botshelo,so she might have been staying with a man and relying on him financially…sies tog.The bad side about umasihlalisane without being financially independant.I feel sorry for her.
You are a great sister,treat her well and don’t ask,because she knows exactly that “you wanna know”…let her tell you when she’s readyNow it all makes sense bathong!

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:42 am

oh Botshelo,it makes sense now.You are a good sister though.Treat her well.I’m sure she knows (deep down) that “you wanna hear about what happened) but give her time.She’ll tell you when she is ready.Right now,she needs that someone.I don’t think it was an easy decision/option to choose to move out after all the Nyiva’Damn le boy’fie wa hae.
So she might have beem doing “umas’hlalisane” … vaat ‘n sit” and relied on him “financially” all this time,sies tog.Treat her well thle

lolo on Fri, 25th May 2012 10:47 am

Bloggers I just finished reading the most awesome book… Like tripple WOW… I cried shem… It was as close to perfect, as you can get for a debut novel, It is set in Modern day South Africa…I read a lot, this book I loved shem… But its only coming out in the summer, last week of November… December

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:03 am

Ndiposele yonake Lolo,ndiyifunde ndiyithumele kuwe kaphinde xa ndigqibile.I will start my June holies next week

Monei on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:06 am

Happy Africa Day sechaba sa JC!!!

Botshelo, u need to grow clear and firm. u prob have a family reputation as a softie hence ur coz taking advantage of u. why r u looking for a job for her? is she looking for one for herself? kana planless ppl r planless coz they indirectly choose to be. now now u get her that promo job then she goes back to her man as if the two r mutually exclusive.

@oratile, ur friend’s friend is leaving me speechless.

@lolo aka Biggie Smallz’ owner, is that book the one u “lied” about writing by any chance?

snapshot on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:06 am

@Oratile tell the guys anonymously- I’m sure u know the boy friends, what this girl is doing is wrong and unconstitutional.

@lolo I’m sure ur man is giving attention to some side dish’s left breast lol….@Manny wants to moer you shem-showed him the –

@Zoe there’s a reason for everything and I’m glad u know that

Monei on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:07 am

Halalala! congrats @Zoe for the job!

Diva on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:17 am

Happy Friday people , where do i start, This has been an interesting week, what cought my eyes though its this painting causing such a stir, people spoke of racism and whats not.

Anyway what i want to talk about its the breaking down of the Lawyer (emotional) , how professional is that and it seem like we have different views when it comes to it, for me that lawyer was unproffesional, i mean i don’t mean to be heartless but how can a lawyer who has been preparing this case for over a week then suddenly be emotional??

Am tired of these mafavuka people like to see their name to be in the spot light even though we just don’t care about what they do anymore, I think if you want to re-appear in the lime light again you have to kill yourself then come back,*yAWNS*

snapshot on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:17 am

@sweetpie maybe ur partner has STI and he doesn’t want u to know. I doubt he’s cheating otherwise he wouldn’t have agreed for u to visit.

I don’t get it why being in a relationship has to involve sex. Maybe nje ukhethe uJesu so he’s decided to stop having sex until u guys r married….#possible

Mapeh on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:19 am

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lolo I’m cremated deathby biggie smallz

makasoso on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:33 am

My anything goes is a sis dolly type of essay so please bear with me
I hold an IT Degree in programming but I got a job in the administration side of IT & I absolutely hate my job. I’ve been here for 3 years and all I do is come and surf the net all day, I’ve been looking for a job but recently I am not being even called in to interviews anymore. IM SO MISERABLE but I cannot just quit coz I have so many responsibilities. I’m even starting to hate my boss, I cannot do this anymore.
I’ve been considering starting my own business in party planning & cake baking(I’m good at both) is there any1 who owns those 2 business or knows some1 who does. Can I make decent money out them

Bee on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:39 am

Hi errybuddy. Guys um super crazzzzy about these two new songs, one by P square feat Akon tittled Chop my money and the other one by D’banj and it’s titled Oliver. Can’t stop listening 2 these songs. Happy fryday 2 u guys.

Babyluv on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:45 am

Lol @ biggie smalls. Thank gudness am nt workng 2dae if traffic ws tht bad it tuk an hr to get 2 the CBD

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:45 am

hay Nakasoso,you need immediate intervention shame that’s a huge problem.I can imagine
lmao wena Snapshot. Hayi manje,no!Ngeke umane wamkele ujesu bese you want nothing to do with Sex,tltltltlt,kukhona okushaya some *water* here,krkrkr

cleve2 on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:46 am

@Oratile where are you guys from?

Monei on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:47 am

@makasoso, eish. i know all abt being bored at work. except i studied finance and yet i dnt see my future it but due to responsibilities and job security i am here. i encourage u to start anyways. u will find a way to make ur profitable. start on weeknds. maybe help an existent co u know first, or find a mentor. and remember to think out of the box, ito unique selling/service point and ur target market. dnt limit urself.

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:48 am

find this so so uplifting bloggerz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZP28VAtQoU

enjoy your weekend,its called so I’ll have to think about this Wine festival shame.Sorry Unathi.

sxylin on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:48 am

hello JC fam : @Bee i been also liking that Chop my money track super awesome but im over Oliver Twist shame!

Monei on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:49 am

@bee,i know those songs. chop my money gets stuck in my head so often and i LOOOOOVE OLIVER!!! even the video! i need to get them on my phone.

isis on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:49 am

Yoh! @oratile that lady ha na pelo. Reminds of a lady i used to work with. She took norlevo everyday and she loved church, a jola le bo pastor coz we went to diff churches. She was very beautiful. And one day, out of nowhere she said to me “shungu, i wont die alone”.

snapshot on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:52 am

@Bee I love Chop my money, I don’t care. Pls BBM it to me- if u have BB *dankie

But do we know why he cried though- to me it screamed *Pity stunt. Lawyers abo stunt men phela

IT girl- sorry to hear that. Keep on searching uzoba ryt

Smang-mang Warona on Fri, 25th May 2012 11:58 am

Mofeng attention ngoana wa batho mun guys.. bonang gore o zama ha holo jwang..

Bee on Fri, 25th May 2012 12:00 pm

Hayi no if u haven’t heard these song u are missing out. I also love videos. These 9ja artists are on top of their game tjo. Any 1 wants 2 download the songs can go to Zamob or Waptrick.co.za.

sxylin on Fri, 25th May 2012 12:03 pm

there is another one called One naira i have no clue who sings that track mad love for it but above al for me TUFACE stays winning

lolo on Fri, 25th May 2012 12:09 pm

I hope Nikita’s mother remembered to kiss Ty for me!

shybear on Fri, 25th May 2012 12:12 pm

i was having a great day until i read @makasoso s comment,i have sum1 who is looking for a job in programming n uve bn hunting 4 3yrs?? #deprssed

congratz @ Zoe,

death by biggy smallz,

sxylin on Fri, 25th May 2012 12:16 pm

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wena Lolo why are you telling about Gayle(NB) manje lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo uphambene !

lolo on Fri, 25th May 2012 12:30 pm

It is Nikita love… Trust … Its two against one. You are outnumbered, like officially…Nikita is nicer, Russian-sounding…While Gayle says less rich closeted best friens…TRUST ME

Babyluv on Fri, 25th May 2012 12:34 pm

Wonk’umuzi onojwala hai mina ngofele jwaleni kwenzenjani hai mina ngofel’jwaleni kwenzenjani love the remix of ths track i tink its by oskido or mahoota

switpie on Fri, 25th May 2012 12:38 pm

@snapshot bt i think its better to tell wats bothering him instead coz really now its boring me. I can’t be slpn with a man who just looks at me yoo ngiya ifuna lento phela. He holds his dick wen he slps wats that

Lela on Fri, 25th May 2012 12:45 pm

Hi Bee, welcom to the Naija music club. This is good music i tell u.90% of the time ima car or anyone’s car for that matter I play my Naija music then gospel that’s it. If you don’t like Naija music u have to be very strong ima car. I remeber when I bought ma car one friend said tjooooo safa yiNigerian music and sobe singenachoice cause it’s your car. LOL I love my Naija music shem. Maybe I should just marry a Nigerian and live happily ever after.

bongi on Fri, 25th May 2012 12:53 pm

..hello Family…

on the nigeria music topic: on Bigbrother there was a specific song that the UPVILLE were rehearsing to..thre one which mampi was dancing to or teaching the girls ..details of the song please

ScarletChild on Fri, 25th May 2012 1:04 pm

@Switpie, your man has got an STI period. He holds his dick when he sleeps?! Like really? He wants to make sure you ain’t even gotta touch/hold his member. Maybe he has cauliflower… eewwwww. Hope not though.

I heard this Nigerian song in one of the DJ’s mixes on the radio, while I was driving home one afternoon and I laughed my ass off. The chorus went:

“Small girl you dont know the ting,
Let me show you the ting
Im teaching you the ting!
Small girl you dont know the ting,
Im showing you the ting
You’re playing with the ting!

I was like really? The ting?? Go on small girl, play with the man’s ting

snapshot on Fri, 25th May 2012 1:22 pm

@Scarlet I concur, Sweetpie-zozo worry not uyibambe ngenkani tonight uyakujwayela lol

@Lela “I remeber when I bought ma car one friend said tjooooo safa yiNigerian music and sobe singenachoice cause it’s your car” nam I remember

sweetness on Fri, 25th May 2012 1:23 pm

Just heard a new office couple alert now.

So this female colleague of mine hooked up with a fellow colleague, and she has just broken up with another colleague a year ago… weird thing is, she is now working with the ex, and current bf… Hayi, It so awkward on the office now, since its very small, only 15 of us…

And she used to course so much drama with the ex. she didnt come to work for 3 weeks after the break up!!

Would you date people from the same office… I find it weird and uncomfortable

sweetness on Fri, 25th May 2012 1:24 pm

Just heard a new office couple alert now.

And she used to course so much drama with the ex. she didnt come to work for 3 weeks after the break up!!

It is now weird and uncomfortable in the office… We all didnt know how to react to the news…

Botshelo on Fri, 25th May 2012 1:24 pm

@ Monei I suppose I am becauseher mother (my aunt) sent my son a happy bday sms on tues, when i responded to say thanks she asked me to buy her 3rd child boots *sigh*

Twitter on Fri, 25th May 2012 1:33 pm

Congrats @Zoe!!

I also love Naija music…Even though i dont understand the lyrics i listen qha.

@Switpie askies lolo

Happy Africa Day Ma’JC!!!!!

samlicious on Fri, 25th May 2012 1:34 pm

Hello @Bongi and welcome @Sexylin kudala abanye bekubiza bo. Apparently you are usis’Dolly ka JC. Hey @Bee thanks for the niger music site. Yho guys its pouring in Cape Town mna I just wanna go home before traffic gets hectic out of CBD.

sxylin on Fri, 25th May 2012 1:50 pm

lol @ Kudala ngibizwa; Lolo you and that man must just be strong; BOSSO KE MANG!

switpie on Fri, 25th May 2012 1:51 pm

I haven’t seen anythn suspicious bwt hs dick I see it wen he dresses up. Guess he holds it so I don’t try turn hm on by touchin touchin hs thing. Maybe indoda yam I gay haibo or nje iya hlupleka. Mara mina manje ngi hlele ko kwami ngi ya zi phuzela I hunters gold. Happy weekend

Deemag on Fri, 25th May 2012 2:04 pm

Ngithemba abantu sebeyahamba emakhaya im only just getting to work! And welcome sxylin im sure now that you are back we can discuss weekend plans! How is the new baby heard the news (singing) amhlophe

Oratile your friend is evil ah people still that in 2012?

samlicious on Fri, 25th May 2012 2:17 pm

Hey guys hayi kunzima ukuba ngumzali. My daughter is in grade 8 goes to school in town. She takes a bus when traveling to school. Few weeks back she got home and she was in such a state of the horror that almost happened to her on the bus. Uthi a couple of boys not in school uniform from another school in the Southern suburbs. They got into the bus and terrorized everyone on the bus which was mainly school kids and old ladies with no man. They had knifes and they were just doing a lot of crap. When they reached their destination they pulled my daughter trying to get her out of the bus so she can go with them. She put up a fight and they gave up. Bloody morons they pulled another girls out of the bus and apparently she was too terrified to fight. Till today she never heard from that girl.

Just now she just called me and she sounded terrified to say she just spotted the hooligans at the bus terminus. Hayi mara abantwana bethu bazoba safe phi? Iam really pissed about this for real. Thank goodness my husband is around town so he picked her up.

crazydoll on Fri, 25th May 2012 2:31 pm

So bana ba EC ba burned down 3 classrooms???Le marega ama kana?#SMDH

Smang-mang Warona on Fri, 25th May 2012 2:33 pm

Switpie – There are so many things wrong with your man’s behaviour etjo! But it mostly sounds like he cheated on you.. with a man.

Miss T on Fri, 25th May 2012 2:35 pm

Lol…hawu @Smang mang, with a man? What gave him away vele?

lolo on Fri, 25th May 2012 2:37 pm

I cannot wait to tell Nikita how her mommy almost ruined her street cred by giving her a geeky name! She will be so relieved NOT to be called Gayle!

sxylin on Fri, 25th May 2012 2:40 pm

yoh @ Samlicious thats very scary shame i think you should just organise transport for your daughter! wena @Deemag looooooooool im resting this weekend nana 26hours connecting is shit! im never flying emirates again but i must say their planes are stunning hey; anyway thanks we are growing!

Lolo what is The Soil? GAYLE

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 2:56 pm

@Samlicious; i thought road transport was safe than a train?kante where was the driver???Oh shem nana,I can understand why,some girls are scared to fight these cruel boys…ay try accompany her,or use a different transport.But i don’t understand why the driver did not intervene ,yho.Our kids are not safe @all kweli phakade.

amakhosi-amahle on Fri, 25th May 2012 2:59 pm

finally i got in phwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww……… sanibonani, kunini ngifuna ukungena. happppppppppppppppppy friday to u all #excited

makasoso on Fri, 25th May 2012 3:07 pm

tjo @samlicious that’s hectic!
@monei ja i think starting ka di weekends will help thanks

Lela on Fri, 25th May 2012 3:08 pm

Guys anyone who needs a good nanny i can help please give me your email, she will be available this month end.

samlicious on Fri, 25th May 2012 3:14 pm

Welcome @Aamakhosi-amahle.

Iam trying to get transport for her and these transport owners dont like to transport high school kids. For a couple of weeks she was travelling with me, she come from school and come strait to my work place. I suppose we those it was a once off thing and she started feeling safe again I let her be, now this. @Eyh2Jee thats what we asked nathi ukuba ebephi udriver? why didn’t he stop at police station like Golden Arrow drivers do in such cases. I blame him and I want to take this further by reporting to the bus company but iam still looking for that particular driver so I can quote names and bus numbers and staff.

Hey @sexylin take care of that precious cargo sweety pie and enjoy your pregnancy to the fullest. No wonder unamanyala kangaka upregars. I know preggy woman are fond of isiciyo hahhahaha

Monei on Fri, 25th May 2012 3:23 pm

@sxylin, i will fakaza and answer. The Soil is an acapella music group, formerly mad e of 4 members, now 3. they sing beautifully. buy their CD! one of fave songs is Joy(we r family)- it makes me feel so good and loved by and loving of my family.

LadyMillion on Fri, 25th May 2012 3:29 pm

The Soil’s music is soo soulful

lolo on Fri, 25th May 2012 3:29 pm

If lil Nikita listens to Nigerian music in utero she might pull some 419 scams when she is older! As the Godmother I have to save her from such! Enter…THE SOIL!

kamzababy on Fri, 25th May 2012 3:38 pm

TJO samlicious, which bus is your daughter using? check the “receipt” she got after paying or tagging. it should have all the details.

samlicious on Fri, 25th May 2012 3:42 pm

@Kamzababy its Golden Arrow bus and she has a monthly ticket. So yha no checking on that one.

Babyluv on Fri, 25th May 2012 3:42 pm

Yoh @samilicious imbi lonto, ngoku intombi yakho ihleli nje inexhala. What skul does she attend

Jellytot on Fri, 25th May 2012 3:48 pm

I hate people who borrow things all the time, annoying! if you borrow it more than twicw, you need to buy it for yourself

sxylin on Fri, 25th May 2012 3:49 pm

Then The Soil it is and thank you for my John Legend and The Soil cds LOLO

@Samlicious, im scared for your daughter eish daughters are delicate beings bandla ! My hubby has to invest in a shot gun for his girls; no other way!

Gomolemo on Fri, 25th May 2012 4:11 pm

I really feel down, mare whats the point of working then come pay day you get depressed? Kafa my boyfriend o nketsetsa di-styles, di-piles di iphile maatla mo nna and my boss wont let me go home, im really depressed today, with headaches that wont go away!!

Smang-mang Warona on Fri, 25th May 2012 4:26 pm

Sorry I’m lost Sexylin..Kanti how many children do you have? If its one child, are you having a girl now? Why are you naming them these seriously suburban kid names like Nikita and Gayle hle? Is it because your husband is american? #21Questions *gives you the Oprah look and hands you the mic*

sxylin on Fri, 25th May 2012 4:36 pm

Hey sushiqueen; I have a son

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 7:22 pm

@samlicious; as long as she can rememebr the day (date) and time,they can track the driver down…those people have a timetable,schedule of who works ngal’phi na ixesha…oska wara ka seo,go to their main branch…hay’maan our kids need to be safe kaloku.I’m sure its just budding thugs,he could have dealth with them.

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 25th May 2012 7:22 pm

fabulicious on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:07 pm

@switpie I’m sorry to break this down to u but ur man most likely envaded some foreign cookie jar and came back with an Sti, let’s hope its an sti not something worse,incurable.
He loves u that’s y he’s been protecting u from his dick, its just that simple really….even a child from primary can tell u this.

@sxylin,wait hold up, I don’t understand Smang-mang etc’s comment!
Are you with child?? *shock me not pls.lol*

@kusi how’s the lil tummy?

Bee_Mo on Fri, 25th May 2012 9:10 pm

Evening…
Yoh its been months.. Greetings to all.
Speaking work rromance can any one tell me a postive story that came out of it?? Can it work?
I recently found my self in a sticky sittuation m falling in like with a colleauge… Thank goodness its nt the same dep so we dont see each other everyday..
Some one anyone pls shed some light…

soul sista on Sat, 26th May 2012 9:57 am

Happy Birthday @Kiki!! Wishing you lots & lots of everything! :-8

MyThoughts on Sat, 26th May 2012 11:12 am

Lemme take this opportunity to wish KiKi a very happy birthday .

Eyh2Jee on Sat, 26th May 2012 4:33 pm

Kiki kemang? *side-eyes BS & Lolo*

Bootylicious on Sat, 26th May 2012 4:58 pm

Happy birthday Nomkikizelo, god bless you. Death by Chase lmao, o stout waitse. Congrats to Kusi and Sexylin

Kiki on Sun, 27th May 2012 5:58 am

Yay!! Thank you SS,My Thoughts and Booty. I had a great one.

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