Spotted: Fashion Police In Rosebank

May 29, 2012 by Just Curious News

DSTV invited a few of SA’s celebrities and socialites to celebrate the extension of the E!’s Fashion Police to 1 hour. The Fashion Police Lunch session was held at The Zone in Rosebank, one of Johannesburg fashion districts

The new full hour “Fashion Police” began in March and includes the old and new features including: “Street Style,” where the panel examine celebrity looks in their everyday environment, like when they are grabbing coffee or hailing a cab; and “Guess Me By My Style,” a game where Joan and the panel try to guess who the celebrity is as things about their personal style are revealed. Joan is also taken out of the studio for even more fashion comedy as she visits designers in their showrooms, hangs out backstage at fashion shows and pops up wherever there is a celebrity in need of fashion advice.

Here are a few of the SA celebs and socialites spotted at the Rosebank do:

The first arrest…

Comedian Trevor Gumbi and Khabonina Qubeka

Make up artist Vuyo Varoyi and Pearl Thusi

PalseHomme Designer Paledi

Designer Thula Sindi

…. and the ever stylish Roxy Burger, who certainly doesn’t belong behind fashion bars.

If you’re a Joan Rivers fan, Fashion Police is on every Saturday at 10PM, on E Entertainment, DStv Channel 124.

so Lets have the Braai when BS is retiring and closing the Blog.We can then change our names if there’s a new BossLady ,lol…just a thought ,Lolo will always be Loo doesn’t matter whether she changes her name to Lulu.
But BS I know for sure,doesn’t wanna Blogg @age 40,phela iMeno “pause’ izobe idlala ngaye.HBD BS *hides*

Sundani on Tue, 29th May 2012 2:14 pm

And one braai in the zululand.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 29th May 2012 2:28 pm

Braai!!!yeay good idea and not so good idea…It will be nice kodwa masesazana kuzobheda. Ngaphandle mesifaka amaMask kube imasquarade braai hehehe…

lolo on Tue, 29th May 2012 2:28 pm

@Nikita’s mom please swear @ me yourself! Tshhn! Ungathumi u@Fezzy!

Fezzy on Tue, 29th May 2012 2:28 pm

Uphi ulolo ngizomthuka.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 29th May 2012 2:31 pm

namaNameTags!!!

sxylin on Tue, 29th May 2012 2:36 pm

Lets turn this to an anything goes ? i have something i need to get off my chest!

Fezzy on Tue, 29th May 2012 2:49 pm

Iza nazo. We listening.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 29th May 2012 2:55 pm

YEAY!!! Iza nazo Sxylin I love news…lol

Nomaha on Tue, 29th May 2012 2:55 pm

This is declared Anything Goes, thetha ke Sxylin.

kimmo on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:01 pm

loooool le rata ditaba TJO!
@sxylin i hope you typing

fabulicious on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:09 pm

Hehehe@ biskiti how do u know how much Thula weighs?? Ukusa bantu!
Maybe he has a House naye..

@sxylin *in the words of the late Brown Dash* “Woza nazo mzala”

sxylin on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:29 pm

hhayini Fabulicious uThula Sindi has always been that big ! i knew ukuba uNomaha no Fezzy will be there to ask me ukuba ngize nazo kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dejane on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:32 pm

lol @Biskiti’s comment.

sxylin on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:34 pm

There is this girl ne: she really drives me up the wall; i truly like her #as a married woman i cant say i love her ! we have this intense relationship i swear im tired of my emotions going up and down, cos of this beesh ! How do i let go of that emotional attachment!
Please help

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT CONCLUDE ASK AND I WILL CLARIFY kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

kimmo on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:36 pm

intense “thinks lolo”
how attached really are you to this girl “as a married woman that is”

sxylin on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:37 pm

kimmo give advise and stop trying to decipher things you have no idea about ! whats wrong witchu!!!!!!!!

Kusihlwa on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:42 pm

So are we talking attached as in I like having this girl around and really miss her in her absence or attached as in I want to rip that girls clothes off and jump her bones?

Nomaha on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:45 pm

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Hay @Sxylin into zakho…….Looooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!! Uzoba strong shem………..

sxylin on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:49 pm

@Kusi (team greatexpectations)either one of the two its here nor there!

kimmo on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:49 pm

hahahahahahahahah@sxylin kante isnt a girl allowed to think aloud?? now is this lady also married but also likes girls??

Kusihlwa on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:56 pm

he he he….the question should be what are you going to do about it?

sxylin on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:57 pm

this lady is not married Kimmo; she might like girls but is in a relationship with a man(proven)

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:58 pm

Mucabuze ulale naye,maybe one night stand-nyana then uqhubeke nempilo as a married woman.That’s wat u need girl

lolo on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:58 pm

@Sxylin the beesh ikuqhela kakubi! There is only one solution to this kind of problem! Phuq the beesh! Ukuqhela kakubi!

sxylin on Tue, 29th May 2012 3:59 pm

@Kusi i want to break the emotional attachment because its becoming too much! as is we are fighting its very intense and i hate it:(

kimmo on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:00 pm

ok, waiting for advice from @ lolo kwaaaaaa

but honestly, wena how do you feel about the whole thing, are you unconfortable?

Kusihlwa on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:03 pm

@sxylin then break it, I honestly dont think any good will come of this. If you do her once you will always want to dip your hand in the cookie h=jar (no pun intendend) rather not start anything at all.

sxylin on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:11 pm

i dont want to open a can of worms *hangs head in shame* so i think imma let it go! she makes me laugh, cry and is very wise but i think its best to let go for my family’s sake; she once told me she will not be “my dirty secret”

kimmo on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:12 pm

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dirty secret , iyooooo! “logs off”

Nthoentle on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:13 pm

JC braai- I wouldn’t dare, I’m scaredddd of ya’ll!!

Kusihlwa on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:14 pm

seconds Kimmo…Kwaaaaaaaaaaa,dirty secret…kunzima logs off

Nthoentle on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:16 pm

LOL @ “dirty secret”!

lolo on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:18 pm

I was once treated like someones dirty secret!

Nomaha on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:19 pm

@Nthoentle you and me both, JC braai NO NO….

lorrelai on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:20 pm

ah! so she wants u Sxylin, but she doesn’t wanna be a dirty little secret? walk away mama, she’ll expose the secret if u do anything.

sxylin on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:20 pm

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *phew* all ya’ll aint helping *off for some retail therapy*

lorrelai on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:21 pm

But lolo, i’m sure you loved being that dirty secret, didn’t u?

sxylin on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:25 pm

i know Bisikiti and Manny will give me sound advise! Where are you guys These ladies are JC they dont wanna help except Lorrelai

Mathaz on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:26 pm

@sxylin….fix whatever is bothering you with your husband. Running to a girl or boy is never the solution.

Happy Birthday Brown Sugar.

sxylin on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:27 pm

But Lolo did you expect that person to go public with you? Are you not married?

sxylin on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:30 pm

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Mathaz ! Nothing wrong with hubby and me !

Ms Android on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:33 pm

@Lolo what is to ”Phuq”?
I think the JC Braai would be fun as long as one doen’t reveal his/her JC username, kuzobe kugcwele abantu but you wouldn’t know ba ngubani kanye kanye .lol

Mathaz on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:34 pm

Good let go of her, you are in a toxic relationship with her, which will not end well, as you say for your family’s sake cut off ties with her.

lolo on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:44 pm

@Sxylin…to answer your question…Yes I did…I believe in honesty mna. I really resented the secrecy. I believe that love is sacred and therefore should never be hidden.

@Mathaz it really is erroneous to believe that people look outside the marital union BECAUSE they are unhappy within the union! That is just garbage! As someone who has cheated on my hubby I would like to state categorically that…it was never the issue in my case.

If your theory applied then every man having an affair would leave the wife for the mistress! We ALL know how rare that ish is!

sxylin on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:53 pm

@Lolo you have one understanding husband! Mna I’ll be applying for space at avalon cemetry shame!

Eyh2Jee on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:54 pm

True that Lolo,people like generalizing,they watch too much of the Psychology shows (Dr. Phill).
@Ms Android; that’s not possible kaloku; Lolo has a way of exposing herself and the same goes for all those other dominant JC Gurus,lol…they would never be able to hold themselves…lol.
The braai should be held after BS’s retirement Farewell lol
…
Sexyln; I don’t understand “why one would want this to be exposed (not to be kept a secret) if 1 is married?”Are you married in this case?I understand you saying that this woman is married,lol,but Are you also married?
If the other woman is not married, then it means gore “you wanna make her i-dirty secret yakho neh?Coz you will phaq her when it suites you”.
oh @Ms Android ; phuq= fuck (sexing her) lol

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:54 pm

Ladies can I ask something ne since its anything goes, for the past 2yrs ne when I’m gonna get my period or towards the end I get boil like looking things or blisters and when I squeeze it a whitish comes out followed by blood.I do my papsmear every year and all seems fine*as per doc* I’m worried now but another thing I know its not STI cos my parter and previous bayagqoka shame.Any docs in the house or people that have experienced this*HElP!!!

Babyluv on Tue, 29th May 2012 4:55 pm

Yhu sxylin run away as fast as u cn. GIJIMA ntombazana. Block her trifling ass 4rm ur email, fb, twitter, ur fone your lyf

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 29th May 2012 5:03 pm

Kuthiwa once u taste a girl then u will never stop cos amnandi that’s y ngingafun nokuqala

fabulicious on Tue, 29th May 2012 6:15 pm

@Ntombi Yomzulu even if bayagqoka thru body contact u can still get an sti, I aint no doc but I know that much.
Its not normal, have ur juices checked at the lab sisi,gudluck!

How did the nurse thing go? Hope the wife didn’t call in the middle of ur session ani disturba,lol.
Are u done writting?

Fezzy on Tue, 29th May 2012 7:43 pm

How do u get emotionally attached to a gal though? I just dont see myself falling inlove with a gal. Ngisaba nokulala nabo yet I fantasize about them all the time.
@Sexy…gal on gal action shud be purely for fun. When its starts getting emotional and complicated…leave it dear.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 29th May 2012 8:13 pm

@fabu really??? Gosh how does one protect themselves these days ucansi limunandi kanje*cries*
Oooooh the nurse thing went greeeeeaaaaat hey lol but now I think this wife must seriously come back now and stay with her man he is getting all serious and possesive.Aybo he told me that he is really commited to me and told me he is really serious about us.Useyangsabisa manje cos he is acting like a real boyfriend and I think usekhohliwe manje ukuth ushadile.I can’t sengyasaba tjoooooo

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 29th May 2012 8:17 pm

I’m still writing darling 3more to go,got another paper tomoro morning

fabulicious on Tue, 29th May 2012 8:19 pm

@ntombi ngempela? Uyachazeka noma uyasaba?
Theres a vast difference btwn these two words!

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 29th May 2012 8:25 pm

The attention is absolutely amazing but isiyangsabisa because reality is khona ozoHurt-eka and 99%chances are imina loyo.its too soon for me to go through another heartbreak shem

phlydivaZee on Wed, 30th May 2012 1:24 am

@Bongani,that’s Khaya right?

sxylin on Wed, 30th May 2012 6:21 am

Fezzy one day when u do a girl and have mixed emotions about them you will understand! But I don’t undderstand this whole love is sacred and should not be hidden; how then do you express that love freely when you have another partner at home; how is it possible to experience and give that love when its bound to rock the boat in your already solid relationship with somebody else that’s not your partner!

Thanks for the input ladies! xxx Goodnight and good morning to ya’ll

lolo on Wed, 30th May 2012 7:13 am

@Sxylin mna neh the very first time I slept with a girl the very next thing I did was pull up my panties and go tell my hubby, I told him cause I felt, I still feel that my marriage is a priority and I hate keeping secrets, they weigh heavily and can sometimes be toxic. I am not advocating that couples should share every sordid details of their lives with each other, but I would hate my hubby to have heard from someone else that his wife utabanekile. Obviously every marriage is different, but this works for my particular union.

And mna if uthandwa ndim shem and then you expect that I will treat you like ichomi yam in front of company…Then unyile shem. Mna umfazi wam ngumfazi wam I don’t give a hoot who knows!

Kusihlwa on Wed, 30th May 2012 7:50 am

Hhhhe banna, claps twice.

Nthoentle on Wed, 30th May 2012 8:30 am

Kwaaaaaa @Lolo-umfazi wam umfazi wam. Kwaaaaaa u sound like a man, o segafi wa tseba mara

Gomolemo on Wed, 30th May 2012 8:55 am

*off topic* Guys please assist, i need a new job. I really cant take this anymore. Anyone, anything..please!!

switpie on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:10 am

Morning jc family.

kimmo on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:19 am

dumelang

sweetie on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:20 am

@switpie, morning to you too dear:)

sweetie on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:20 am

@kimmo, ageee..

Mathaz on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:21 am

@lolo cheating is very complex. yes, you are content in your marriage and with your husband and there’s nothing sinister that drives you to cheating and if that is the case, then something is really wrong somewhere (again it might not be your marriage). Just because someone has cheated that might not mean that he does not love me but he disrepects God, himself and his family, however your assurance that you love me is not enough to make a marriage work. I refuse to believe that you can truly love two people at the same time. What makes you more comfortable with your cheating patner than your spouse?

Biskiti on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:30 am

Haayi Mathaz, It has nothing to do with not respecting God or family and partner, cheating just happens. Yes some are more strong to resist but majority of people just crumble at the thought of sneaking out for a lil’sum-sum, for the sake of variety nje.

I still say, i am yet to meet a man that has never cheated. Well my pastor says he’s never cheated, and because he is umfundisi wami, i’ll give him the benefit of doubt and not investigate…lol.

Fezzy on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:31 am

So Lolo intombazane ojola nayo uyayibamba and kiss her during the people? No ngiyakubonga mina shame. Dlulela phambili.

kimmo on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:37 am

LOL FEZZY!

Mathaz on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:38 am

It has everything to do with disrespecting God even if it’s just a little fling for two seconds nje. The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. If you respect God, why would you do something that it is against his will?

We live in times where cheating is acceptable as a norm in society and that has to stop. It is wrong and there’s no justification for it.

sxylin on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:38 am

Mathaz whilst i understand ur point, though i believe its offbase and emotional! I feel cheating on a spouse be it a girl or boy is about me (cheating partner) has nothing to do with anyone else; i can get it all from that one partner but somehow my eye will be drawn else where; choosing to act on it is simply your personal choice it has no bearing whatsoever to your then present partner or spouse!

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY KIKI AND LELO !

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:39 am

Death by umfaz wam umfaz wam

sxylin on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:40 am

Fezzy angathi wena ufuna ukuconvertwa kancinci! Woza let me show you flames! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Biskiti on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:44 am

Don’t do it wena Sxylin, the thing is once you cheat you’ll always be a cheat, it’s not worth it my dear. Instead go back to your husband and give it to him like never before, ukhiphe revenge kuthi you didn’t get that girl….lol.

Lolo, is it possible to love another woman more than you love your husband? How does that happen? I would ask aboVuuuma and naboJoneigh mara i guess bona they’ve never really dated girls neh, or have they? Jonei, have you ever found yourself loving a girl mara just sleeping with people of the same sex for sexual satisfaction nje? Is it even possible?

BlindFold on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:45 am

@Mathaz what if the person does not believe in God, What then?

sweetie on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:46 am

hahahhaaaaaaaaa @Fezzy

Fezzy on Wed, 30th May 2012 9:56 am

Check this video. Chris Brown picks up 2 gals from a club fight in front of his girlfriend. shame I feel sorry for this gal yazi.

http://orgellaonline.com/2012/05/30/video-chris-brown-picks-up-2-girls-from-the-club-right-in-front-of-girlfriend-kae/

Fezzy on Wed, 30th May 2012 10:00 am

@Biskiti…both Vuma and Joneigh are double adaptors. In fact, Vuma has a baby.

LadyMillion on Wed, 30th May 2012 10:01 am

Lolo not all husbands are gonna be as understanding as yours…yours is one in a million shame.
I showed my bf a pic of me and my gals posing-acting as if we were kissing and stuff! Tjo!! i regretted showing him

so i dont think its fair that u expect omnye enze njengawe bcz they might luz their marriage wena ube uhappy ne-understanding husband yakho.umntana bantu ashiyeke ekhamisile

Fezzy on Wed, 30th May 2012 10:02 am

@Syxlin…ngeke shame, I love d1ck too much. Im making for the time when I used to hate s3x.

Mathaz on Wed, 30th May 2012 10:02 am

If a person does not believe in God they don’t account to anyone but hopefully their values and morals would act as a guide. Don’t get me wrong i am not saying cheaters lack values or morals.

Fezzy on Wed, 30th May 2012 10:06 am

@LadyMillion..I agree with you. I did tell Lolo that her husband is special shame. He knows that Lolo sleeps with women and he is not bothered by that.
I asked my boyfriend that wud he have a problem if he were to find out that Im sleeping with another gal. I said it wudnt bother him cos “What does a finger do?”. Still, I will neva tell him if one day I find the strength to sleep with a gal.

sexymm on Wed, 30th May 2012 10:10 am

Dumelang..

@sexylin dump her, i will be her replacement.

sxylin on Wed, 30th May 2012 10:11 am

?LadyMillion on Wed, 30th May 2012 10:01 am
Lolo not all husbands are gonna be as understanding as yours…yours is one in a million shame.
I showed my bf a pic of me and my gals posing-acting as if we were kissing and stuff! Tjo!! i regretted showing him

so i dont think its fair that u expect omnye enze njengawe bcz they might luz their marriage wena ube uhappy ne-understanding husband yakho.umntana bantu ashiyeke ekhamisile <——————- i bow my head to you Lady Million; you said it all ! Case closed!

switpie on Wed, 30th May 2012 10:21 am

Tjo on feeling sorry for gals, I visited a venda guy friend of mine in centurion. He was with hs gf wen we got there. So the guys were catchn up I was with the gf(nt venda) she was gng on n on bwt hw she loves the guy n how long they have bn together. She really loves hm though. Thing that made me go tjo was wen nna n my frnd were leaving n the guy was like teach ur gf tshivenda nigga responded “teach her tshivenda she will speak it where” yooooooh n to thnk the chick thinks she has a man hayi guys are wrong nje

sweetie on Wed, 30th May 2012 10:43 am

JC e tletse ka ditabane, tjo!

lolo on Wed, 30th May 2012 10:49 am

Okay here is my thing…Love proves itself worthy of the term only when it is tested and it passes the test….

Read the line above once more…Read slowly and with comprehension.

Before i cheated with girls I sort of suspected that my hubby loves me… I repeat… IT WAS A SUSPICION…Okay the fact that he married me, had kids with me, bouught me a house, a car… and whatever else, increased my suspicion that I was loved… But then my husband got me @ the age of 20, He has been my third and final boyfriend, so he was kinda spoilt in a way, he expected perfection from me, and for the most part he got it… Mna when I love I love shem…FULL STOP…So when I would do something out of the ordinary like not be home when he gets back he would freak…Like literaly, The first time he hit me was because I once accepted a lift from a guy, and was dropped off @ my house. This made me question his love, I was on some HAYBO, kanti ngithandwa just cause I am the perfect lana???? The faultless wife????

lolo on Wed, 30th May 2012 10:56 am

The idea of being loved cause I was perceived to be perfect really irked me… My hubby has cheated on me in the past… But I forgave and moved on, the cheating thing affected the trust… NOT the love… I started to feel like… WAIT this dude, so If I were to cheat would he leave me, even though HE cheated and I stayed???

Luckily for him , I just have never have wanted to sleep with other men, Yes, I find some attractive, the way I find a freshly painted house attractive, The attraction does not, and has never moved me to take off my panties…

But then I met a girl, and was moved to take off me panties, and I knew from that first day ubana I will ALWAYS wanna sleep with women, so I thought lemme tell MR MAN, so HE can decide whether to stay or leave… he has chosen to stay, like I chose to stay when he cheated… Its all rather simple.

Babyluv on Wed, 30th May 2012 11:04 am

@lolo is your husband allowed to have a sidechick? If yes let me knw im available

LadyMillion on Wed, 30th May 2012 11:05 am

Do you know if he sees other girls?..xa wena uhamba uyojowla, he stays at home and wait for u?

LadyMillion on Wed, 30th May 2012 11:05 am

waits

Fezzy on Wed, 30th May 2012 11:11 am

And Lolo, wud you be fine if you were to find out that your man is sleeping with other men?

Does he tell you ngama side chicks akhe since you guys are honest to each other?

kimmo on Wed, 30th May 2012 11:12 am

@lolo how will you feel if your hubby is seeing another woman/man?

Kusihlwa on Wed, 30th May 2012 11:22 am

@lolo how would you feel if hubby suggested a threesome with you and your side chick?

LadyMillion on Wed, 30th May 2012 11:30 am

#lolohowwouldyoufeel

Soso on Wed, 30th May 2012 11:43 am

Argggggh,seeing a grown ass man eating a pie in public is soooooo not 2012*disgusted*

@ Lolo it did crossed my mind that your hubby probably has cheated on you hence his understanding that you love another woman. I doubt a man who has never “cheated” would be “understanding” and accept that his woman sleeps other women…

Mathaz on Wed, 30th May 2012 11:44 am

I am learning not to be judgemental so @lolo will just keep my mouth shut and not ask questions but i am bothered by this line *the first time he hit me*, you meant to say only neh?? I am sure it is a grammatical error.

kimmo on Wed, 30th May 2012 11:49 am

bathiong soso, hahahahahahha kante where was the poor man supposed to eat his pie??

Bongani on Wed, 30th May 2012 11:54 am

eish mathaz..that line “the first time he hit me” also got to me hey

BlindFold on Wed, 30th May 2012 11:56 am

@kimmo a dule fatshe especially a ja pie..

manny on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:00 pm

bongz usekhona mfo?uyayi shaya i silent blogging charlie maan

mara a woman like @Llolo should get a hiding now and then-undwebile lo cherry

kimmo on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:02 pm

ok this topic is getting a bit intense, but one thing i understand is @ lolo married young and maybe she never really got to enjoy most of her youth and have “options”
but as from me, my 2 cents, i think if she is comfy with sleeping with girls while she is married to a MAN, its fine, i dont know what arrangement she has with hubby nor what happnes in her house, so lolo, am not even gonna ask you questions again about your women interests, THATS IF ITS TRUE LE TENG!

Soso on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:03 pm

@ Blindfold dankie..
@ Kimmo he walking n had those pie flacks around his mouth! Smh smh

lolo on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:07 pm

@Mathaz, since you have asked YES he has hit me more that once…Five (I think) times in almost sixteen years actually…An average of like, once every three years…And Yes despite the fact that he has laid a hand on me I chose to stay…Because as stupid as it will seem to you I LOVE my husband, and I accept him flaws and all, and I am afforded the same by him, he loves me despite all of my flaws…

@Mathaz, I think your idea of marriage is firmly rooted in fantasy…

When I got married mna I knew it was not going to be all moonlight and roses… I do not expect my hubby to fullfill my every desire, he does NOT complete me, I am complete without him, But he enhances my life, he makes it better, I love looking @ him, I love being with him, I love the kinda father he is, the kinda lover he is….

But in all of that, I still want women, I just do, there is no rhyme, reason or justification… I love women…QHA…Mna I make this trip worth the journey, I am here now, I will make this life happy for myself… I refuse to quell my desires in a bid to gain admittance to some heaven, that I’m not even sure exists

I’m making this particular trip on earth heavenly…

manny on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:14 pm

Mna I make this trip worth the journey, I am here now, I will make this life happy for myself… I refuse to quell my desires in a bid to gain admittance to some heaven, that I’m not even sure exists

I’m making this particular trip on earth heavenly

heavy stuff -heavy stuff

sxylin on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:20 pm

Lolo the atheist! no wonder you and my husband agree on so many screwed up things!!!!!!!!!

kimmo on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:25 pm

huuuuuuhhh @sxylin, so your husband agreed that you guys can date , see i knew she was that mistry “friend” “runs”

Kusihlwa on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:27 pm

yho, gathi sekuthanda ukushuba ke manje. lolo you are getting heavy sana.

Mbuluzana on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:28 pm

Hehehe @ Lolo you have pulled me out of silent ville Momi.Please clarify this for me.So because there is an understanding in your house about you dating girls you expect the same from the woman you love.to also inform their current partner/Hubby about you.

OR you want @ sxylin to be open about i relationship yenu here on Juscurius and stop going on as if there’s nothing special going on between the 2 of you??

OR you want @ Sxylin to confirm that i relationship yenu will not be secret to JC society & Hubby once nayiqala,and you aint engaging with her b4 she promise you that?

Mbuluzana on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:30 pm

@ Sxylin are you alredy joling with @ Lolo or you dont wanna start because she does’nt want this to be secret?

Newkid on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:31 pm

WOW LOLO – pretty heavy stuff you said there

sweetie on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:42 pm

tjo yah ne…,i guess everyone has his/her own way of dealing with things as for me i date women too but my man doesnt know

Gomolemo on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:42 pm

@lolo, just out of curiousity, what makes your hubby hit you? usuka uyenzeni ini? If he can understand when you sleep with other people, i struggle to see the reason behind the beatings.

sxylin on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:47 pm

kimmo really !ngikhuzile earlier that disclaimer was made for you! ungenaphi uLolo manje ?

Mbuluzana angijoli no Lolo bandla because i simply said my husband and Lolo agree on stuff doesnt make Lolo the person im asking about

sxylin on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:50 pm

ah hahahahaha Mbuluzana *hehehehehe where do you get all that from !

Miranda on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:54 pm

Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Ku rough

#deep breath#

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:55 pm

Hhe banna!!!heheheh kwashuba kaJC
Just Curious,entertainment beyond the usual(or watever the slogan is)heEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I’m sorry but I find the last few comments funny

kimmo on Wed, 30th May 2012 12:59 pm

@ sxylin i know ungikhuzile, mara i cant help it, am allowed to feel that way akere, its human

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 1:02 pm

Has anybody ever met Sxylin and Lolo now I’m really interested to see what u guys look like.Really interesting characters.
Loo u have said it before ukuth ubuye uqambe amanga la kuJC so nginokuzithatha izinto oyshoyo with a pinch of salt baby lol

Mbuluzana on Wed, 30th May 2012 1:08 pm

@ Sxylin Ok ngiyezwa ke ukuthi anijoli

Looking forward to hear i response ye Qhikiza loool

Mbuluzana on Wed, 30th May 2012 1:10 pm

Mina ngifuna ukubonana nawe @ Ntombiyomzulu,your dedication ezintweni zase kamereni it’s amazing.If nawe you dont mind doing another girl please Halla back! (wink)

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 1:14 pm

Hehehe,death by qhikiza.My mom likes to call me that.hehehehhe!!!Sorry Mbu I looooooove Dzick darling I don’t do girls lol

sxylin on Wed, 30th May 2012 1:15 pm

am i the only one who misses Lustagp terribly its not funny yazi Lustagp khumbul’ ekhaya! And more importantly uMissAN went forever

kamzababy on Wed, 30th May 2012 1:17 pm

“”"”"”"”"”"D

Mathaz on Wed, 30th May 2012 1:33 pm

As long as you can sleep better at night with the choices and consequences thereof then it’s all good. You know everything is permissable but not beneficial. I was worried about the beating though mara i see at least you get a break and he has since stopped neh??

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 1:47 pm

I hate it when stuff we say are used against us here on JC but ke after all we human sothini

Fezzy on Wed, 30th May 2012 1:47 pm

I miss MissAN and that chick who had Madea as her avatar. Konje whats her name?
Mina I’ve met Lolo and shame she is not Lolo in real life. She is a beautiful and wise lady who has jokes for days.
The other day I was chatting to her on BBM while walking to the office. People looked at me like I was crazy ngi busy ngihleka ngedwa. No asijoli cos thats the next question ya’ll are gonna ask. Mina ngithanda uShandu bandla.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 1:54 pm

I just have a feeling that she is someone I know, she sounds like this one friend of mine obheda okuserious

Kusihlwa on Wed, 30th May 2012 1:56 pm

@Fezzy Noance, baphi vele labo. let me write to Andile. Guys is Relate over?

Monei on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:00 pm

*molweni JC community*

i’m enjoying SB’ing today. mara Fezzy just reminded me abt Shandu. what happened to us meeting @Shandu?

fabulicious on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:04 pm

Kwaaaa @sxylin diverting the topic!
Since kugcwele I intesexions la mna the only person I wanna intersex with is +nthoentle shem besides the well known sumbody lass I smooched by mistake

Mbuluzana on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:10 pm

Hahahahaha@ Fezzy wenze kahle washesha wacacise coz b4 I even finish your comment I knew I was going to ask about you 2 if nalala na…

@ Kusihlwa are you pregnant?

Fezzy on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:10 pm

Err Fabu…who did u smooch by mistake?

Fezzy on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:13 pm

Ayke Mbuluzana uhambe kabi.

sxylin on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:14 pm

hahaha@Fabu you love fuelling the fire wena and RE:Nthoentle *hands off*
What is smooching someone by mistake?????????????

Fluffie on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:15 pm

*claps once* Tjoooo hot up in here

Monei on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:23 pm

hahahaha@Fabu. now the kissing incident was by mistake? yeah right!

@mbulu, kusi is with child.

fabulicious on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:26 pm

@sxylin I don’t wanna get into the details mara we were hugging then both kinda brought our lips towards eachother,like in the movies n now I’ve been ignoring her calls n bbms coz she’s just too hot n I don’t need the temptation esp since I’m going thru that Usher Climax song moment.

Hayi ke I will NOT lay off @nthoentle ngcono ungizonde! U’ve got @lolo mos wena.

@sweetie how’s it going with ur bf? Has he told u what’s cooking with him? *worried 4u*

@soso and then wena no brothers omithise omye usistas r ya’ll still together? Are u still fine with u know what?

Mbuluzana on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:27 pm

@ Monei she has given birth already??? O_0

Mbuluzana on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:30 pm

@ Fabulicius you’ve kissed Lerato Kganyago???? If not how popular is that girl ungasitsheli ngama celeb ka 19andazi

Kusihlwa on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:32 pm

@Mbuluzana no, I am still in my early stages.

sxylin on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:33 pm

hhayiiiiiiiiiiiiii why does it have to be Lerato? kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa; @Fabu how convenient of you to bring Lolo into this! I said hands off>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lets not fight

Nthoentle on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:33 pm

Kwaaaaaaa @Fabulicious-heeee wena mara where do you know me from? Hahahahhaha JC is on fire today DEATH!!!

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:37 pm

Awuuuuuuu!!! I don’t have an STI what I get is ingrowns caused by the way I shave my kookie*tsootsiroll*what a relief

lolo on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:37 pm

@Gomolemo… eish hun, I am not sure why he hit me the four times actually…But I know that the one time was cause of accepting a lift… that question you would have to ask him…I am kinda opinionated, and that gets people hot under the collar…

Its not like when he hits me, i go grab a microphone and I interview the guy Debra Patta style… on some “please explain MR Man why is your open palm making violent contact with my face???
Xa ubethwa the overwhelming instinct is to scream and run… I do both!

I miss Lusta and NOT Missann… somehow…

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:44 pm

Fabu who did u kiss???

sxylin on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:45 pm

Quick question anyone knows where Zuraida Jardine is ?

Mbuluzana on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:46 pm

@ Kusihlwa Halalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! siyabonga

@ Lol Oho wena sdudla you decide to ignor me Mxim

Lol @ you not mising Misann

manny on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:51 pm

______________-scream and run I like that

manny on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:52 pm

@sexylyn
shes a doctor
onale surgery ko lenasia …

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:53 pm

Zuraida is a doctor???

manny on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:56 pm

@ntombi kadlala

Gomolemo on Wed, 30th May 2012 2:59 pm

Ha..ha..Kwaaaaaa hai you are something else strue!!@lolo

sxylin on Wed, 30th May 2012 3:07 pm

hawu Manny mara why its serious mani

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 3:08 pm

Hehehehehehhehehehe!!!Manny though

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 3:11 pm

Why kuserious sxylin

Babyluv on Wed, 30th May 2012 3:17 pm

Lolo u hvnt answered my Q, is it ok 4 hubby 2 hve sum1 ecaleni, if yes im available. Intersexions: if had 2 huk up wt a gal it wud b Lolo cz unexperience n unothando (sugamommy love) lol, if i ws a guy id huk up wt sxylin

makasoso on Wed, 30th May 2012 3:18 pm

@sxylin – i think she’s a presenter/actress i only remember her from “strictly come dancing” she was a contestant there”

manny on Wed, 30th May 2012 3:43 pm

wonke amandiya mawa faila ku media-they turn to doctors

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 3:45 pm

I remember that she got married to some white dude and went overseas just not sure if she came back cos I saw her at some event late last year

lolo on Wed, 30th May 2012 3:45 pm

@Makasoso hayi shem mna ndi very bright! Ndikhawuleza ndiqonde xa ndibethwa! Andizizo ezi zisoloko zi buza xa zibethwa umntu umve esithi “Monwabisi wenzani? Wenzani Monwabisi??

Abe uMonwabisi wakhona emfumbele amanqindi emnkula! Usisana wakhona odom abe esabuza ubana uyabethwa nah? Sibe isidlele sitshotshozela! Ebethwe klaar usisi wakhona! Mna ndiveske ndicele kwabanensente! Ndibaleke njengo Caster! You really should not interview people while they are inflicting you with grievous bodily harm!

Yiza wena @Babyluv…you are welcomed!

Fezzy on Wed, 30th May 2012 3:53 pm

Scream and run? Never. Being with an abusive partner for 5yrs taught me to fight back. As long as I have my nails and teeth, I WILL fight back. Mina mangikhala ur buddies at work will be asking ukuthi ubani okulumile. Angidlali nje.

kimmo on Wed, 30th May 2012 3:58 pm

“deathhhhhhhhhhh”by monwabisi

mamdladla on Wed, 30th May 2012 4:07 pm

“Its not like when he hits me, i go grab a microphone and I interview the guy Debra Patta style… on some “please explain MR Man why is your open palm making violent contact with my face???”

like this made my day… busted with laughter!!!!!!!!1

kimmo on Wed, 30th May 2012 4:12 pm

bathong honestly- fezzy hope youll answer this
if you have an abusive partner that hits you, what will be the reasoon will be the real reason for that, though

LadyMillion on Wed, 30th May 2012 4:13 pm

“Monwabisi wenzani? Wenzani Monwabisi?? kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yhuyhu
“Monwabisi uyandibetha? uyandibetha Monwabisi?
deaded!!!

Mbuluzana on Wed, 30th May 2012 4:35 pm

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha wonder why Monwabisi out of all the names

Kodwa what would JC be without u ”Hlanyooh”

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 5:03 pm

Ladies don’t u like the smell of your nookie on your fingers after touching yourself.I loooove it I don’t even want to wash my hands

Soso on Wed, 30th May 2012 5:13 pm

Last time I logged in there were like 153 comments n now almost 200,am beyond curious to know what frequent ‘permanent’ bloggers do for a living..

Hi @ Fabulicious am ok shem,still hanging there waiting 4 window period..U bhutisi yena uzoba strong ngendlu yakhe yase vereening,aphuze ama arvs..*lazy laugh*

Eyh2Jee on Wed, 30th May 2012 5:26 pm

WOW; Lolo I’m dead.I love your personality.I really do think like you,lol…I lost a good Lover who was more like Marthaz uyabhora nje,but she’s miss gooodie goodie who can’t make up her mind.Who relies on some rubbish faith to make decisions or relying by a certain wall…so pissed by her lack of complete Identity nxah ,lol

Eyh2Jee on Wed, 30th May 2012 5:41 pm

Awuuuuuuu!!! I don’t have an STI what I get is ingrowns caused by the way I shave my kookie*tsootsiroll*what a relief
oh shame Ntomb’oMzulu,lol I’m glad ,lol

sxylin on Wed, 30th May 2012 5:43 pm

Euuuuuw ntombiyomzulu I almost threw up! Hahahhahaha @mbuluzana I lolled @ hlanyooh;

@soso mna Shem my husband is tired every night I have my iPad and I keep refreshing all thru the night I think I need to wean myself of JC it can’t be healthy yazi

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 5:52 pm

Aibo hawu I love the smell of my kookie,seriously

Deemag on Wed, 30th May 2012 7:21 pm

Hello bahlali, can I sleep with someone on a first date? You see I met this hooooooooot man

Now I want things to really make an impression for Friday

Deemag on Wed, 30th May 2012 7:24 pm

Ntombiyomzulu I’m sitting nosexylin r8 now lol she says she wonders if you actually put your hand in your nookie and sniff hahahaha

DrDee on Wed, 30th May 2012 7:50 pm

I had to come and laugh at you @ntombi yomzulu.Is that the before or after washing smell.

DrDee on Wed, 30th May 2012 7:56 pm

Haibo @sxylin how can ur hubby be tired every nite when he has a sexy vixen next to him.He is supposed to be enjoying you every night moss.

Fab Tee on Wed, 30th May 2012 8:12 pm

lol lolo you really are special shem!

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 8:12 pm

Heheheheh, sies mhan I don’t do it like that hawu.I smell it after after I masturbate only.You guys mhan!!!and Deemag,at this day and age I’m sure u can I don’t think the 90 days rule still applies.Sibadala manje(ok I don’t know ur age) but all I’m saying is whether uyamlindisa noma umnika inookie yakho on the first date mesefuna ukuhamba uzohamba just make sure u have the time of ur life so that if he leaves nawe u will say umdlile

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 8:19 pm

Hhaybo Dr Dee it doesn’t matter sometimes I like taking my mans hand after sex.He finds that very funny

fabulicious on Wed, 30th May 2012 10:47 pm

@ntombi I only have 3 words for u, “Haw Haw Haw”!
I kissed a regular blogger who happens to be very famous n I’m not @lolo so I will NOT kiss n tell

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 30th May 2012 11:28 pm

@fabu now she knows ke ukuth u ignoring her calls and bbms nkosi yam.cela unghlebela I promise u I won’t tell anyone

sxylin on Thu, 31st May 2012 7:08 am

@ fabulicious what do u call what you are doing now? If that’s not kissing and telling them clearly I have no clue as to the meaning of that

sxylin on Thu, 31st May 2012 7:09 am

Ah hahaha people like exposing me mani ! Thanks for lunch deemag; hello @ dr dee I’m still waiting for that visit and email

sweetie on Thu, 31st May 2012 9:05 am

@Fabu is talking about me , we kissed and she is now ignoring me…

kimmo on Thu, 31st May 2012 9:23 am

starting to wonder how many straight people are on JC

Fezzy on Thu, 31st May 2012 9:35 am

@Kimmo…he was just too possessive, we fought over a lot of things. I cant list all of them here.

kimmo on Thu, 31st May 2012 9:40 am

@fezzy atleast you managed to get out thats what matters, cause some people dodnt, i have a friend that is stuck in a very very abusive relationshiop, i still dont understand why she is still there cause if its a matter of money there are lot of loaded guys out there . mara you never really know maybe its love!

Ntombi Yomzulu on Thu, 31st May 2012 11:34 am

Lol nami Kimmo I’m starting to wonder yazi.Looks like wonke umuntu has cobhoza’d a girl or they have been cobhoza’d lol

sxylin on Thu, 31st May 2012 1:05 pm

@Fabu i can understand ur crush on Nthoentle shem; she is hot! her voice too MODIMO!!!!(Orgasmic) I am straight as a ruler!!!!!!!!!!! Sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy……

Nthoentle on Thu, 31st May 2012 1:07 pm

@Fabulicious-drop me an email o mpotje. Wa tseba nna ake phapharege I won’t tell.

Nthoentle on Thu, 31st May 2012 4:11 pm

DEATH!!! @Sxylin!! Kwaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I almost wrote your full name, hahahahahhahaha!!!!

sxylin on Thu, 31st May 2012 5:24 pm

Kwaaaaaa @nthoentle that would be suicide mos but seriously your voice * damnet*

Nthoentle on Thu, 31st May 2012 6:03 pm

Kwaaaaaaa

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