Anything Goes

June 15, 2012 by Brown Shuga

It’s Friday! Time for you to share what caught your attention this week.

Zuma has been quite busy! From Firing Bheki Cele, reshuffling cabinet, to riding trains with his soon-to-be-voters…. What’s going on?

Speak your mind!

Happy weekend

So tomorrow have a one on one session with my lecturer for a whole hour. He’s HOT, very arrogant and rude. I’m so not looking forward to it even though it’s for my own benefit. I can’t even sleep. Where do I start telling him why I’ve failed this exam twice now writing for the third time. Have this thing nje ngathi uzongbuka njengesilima nje. Oh and the meeting is at 3pm on a friday. Really.

*slides back to silentville and tried to fall asleep* Happy an awesome friday everyone.

PoohBear on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:47 am

Meant have an awesome friday.

PoohBear on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:48 am

*tries to*

PoohBear on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:52 am

The session is later today. TJO let me just sleep once.

Azuree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:06 am

Wow that is one long statement but read through it, its very interesting. I didn’t even know such was happening in celebville. i heard kimora had broken up with hubby i didn’t know why, and i didnt really care. Hehe is this Kola person sane though? I’d be embarrassed to have her as my mother.

MyThoughts on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:08 am

Kola Boof… Good LordT!! for a second I thought “who would want to baps a woman with one eyebrow?” Then she mentions a tiny pussy I was like “oh well, I’d also choose that over bubblegum kinda p***y lol “virginally infubilated” kwaaaaakx!!
DeathBy “(she looks like that winking snail at Benihana Restaurant)”
I pray I don’t die before Kola, for I wanna know about Kimora’s kids. Could it be possible that Kola is ex-step-mom of one of Kimora’s girls?

MyThoughts on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:12 am

Her books lool interesting, I wouldn’t mind reading them.

coolcaz on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:41 am

Kola bani?

soul sista on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:37 am

Happy Friday beautiful people!!

crazydoll on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 6:07 am

*Tjo* on Kola’s statement

PinkBerry on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 6:12 am

She sounds delusional.

Miss T on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 6:22 am

Someone must jus beat da crap outta dis camel lool-alike hoe! Ufuna ukushaywa nje.

Miss T on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 6:24 am

Someone must just beat da crap outta dis camel look-alike hoe!! Ufuna ukushaywa nje

samlicious on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 6:28 am

Good morning guys!

I feel much better but damn Cape Town is cold and I gotta get up and go to work :/

Anything goes is our new police commissioners hairline. Yho am I the only one that noticed that last night? Tjo moment.

coolcaz on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 6:47 am

People habana mahloni @ this Kola woman.
@ samalicious uthe in the news_u don’t have to be a drunkard to run a shebeen on critics. Hai ee . Let’s give her a chance and see what she comes up with.
Julious malema and Shivambu apologizing to Hellen Zille az per the court order was funny to me
Happy friday as for mna it gonna be a long boring day.wish for it to be over

bongi on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 6:57 am

Happy friday, guys whether kola is ugly or fugly the fact remains djimon slept with her and he enjoyed it. Men dont care about beauty, tht is just public appearance esp ib celebville. With all tht evidence any marriage would crumble…kimora made the bed, so she must sleep in it, dont mess with a black woman… No amount of damage control will help here; amadoda ayaloqa xabe sitya too much and we women we use it for ammunition later.

NOLO on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 7:12 am

Oh kodwa lesi statimende bantu…ngingenza njani nje sekubhalwa ngendoda yami kanje! Wuuuu kunzima emhlabeni *shrugs*

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 7:51 am

Tjo that statement thle too scary

bongi on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 7:59 am

@ sxylin makes you wonder how many black men who are married to white woman- are still gettng it from their black woman.Shame i want to get the book and read pages 138-141..yhoo i dont want to be Djimon or Kimora now..so interested in wanting to read about the child’s hair ..what is nappy hair?

akhona on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:02 am

Tjo at Kola’s statement! Hayi maan that woman is lying ngekhe! LOL!

I’m just happy that it’s Friday today and I get to sleep in tommorrow It’s been a tiring week.

I hope you all have a lovely day!

Jellytot on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:02 am

Ok maybe Djimon had sex with her. But her story is all over the place. She is not right upstairs. And she is not that ugly, she just needs to dress better

Jellytot on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:06 am

Nappy hair is kroes hair / k*ffir hair.

Rarang on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:06 am

Kola boof statement,I’m just lost for words, Crazy woman!

Shaezz on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:13 am

Triple TJO! at Kola Boof statement!!!

Gomolemo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:17 am

Triple Tjo at this Kola woman. Doesnt she have shame?

Anyway, my anything goes: My ex boss called me on Wednesday and we met yesterday for a meeting. He wants me back, he promises to give me 51% of shares in the company and so many other perks. Im happy and grateful, the only hiccup is he wants me to start in january, so im still stuck with my ungrateful boss.

And after our meeting, my son’s nursery school called and told me that he had a fever, i rushed over and took him to a doctor. I called his father when i got home and he came over. Eish….we kissed. Im so mad at myself, i dont know what i was thinking, couldnt even look at bf when he came home last night. I now know that im an ungrateful beesh!!

nana on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:17 am

Can someone please copy some extracts from the statement and paste here. I’ll only be in the office next week and this phone is just tjatjarag this morning. Please guys. *feeling lost*

makasoso on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:17 am

YHO YHO YHO, hayi this kola woman needs some serious help shame.

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:25 am

@Jellytot nappy hair is curly hair that comes from being mixed race; like a coloured child that is nappy hair

miss_a on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:30 am

Nappy hair is coarse, thick, tightly curled hair that’s hard to do anything with, even when straightened (relaxed).

kamzababy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:31 am

WOW! NO COMMENT

Kusihlwa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:32 am

Please guys, do as nana asks as I can not access the statement from work

bayloo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:32 am

Morning ppl

What caught my mind this week is Nokia, those guys are really losing it and they are losing it fast. My heart breaks thinking about the fact that they come such a long way mxm. anyway RIP NOKIA. i hope that the ANC would also take note of this the voice of the ppl is strong and they can make you and brake you.

Kusihlwa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:35 am

@Gomo, no judgement love but I think that you still love your ex and I really think that if you still love him let bf go and find his own hapiness with some one else because what you are doing is unfair to him.

kamzababy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:36 am

What if she’s telling the truth?

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:45 am

@Kusi give me your email add will copy it to a word document for you; same goes for nana

Mapakisha on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:46 am

I’ve never known about Kola Boof until now, mubi shem..

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:48 am

@Gomolemo 51% though yena usala ne49% arggggh he must really want you back ne?

sweetie on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:48 am

@Gomo, gal mara wena haai noooooooo

nana on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:50 am

Hey Sexlyn.mine is lkv20jan@gmail.com. Thank you in advance.

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:51 am

brace yourself its veeeeery long

bongi on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:52 am

kola did say she doesnt have shame and the christians shouldnt even start with the Karma word..as for ububi- that is not ububi at all..she looks very african..at least there are no speculations here..we have a press release from one of the horses mouth…we are still waiting for a press release from our own IT girl. Saw pictures of CB bruised face..shame he and Riri needs to get back to gether and let the extras fight it out..this is too much now..attacking him like that.

fabulicious on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:52 am

@Gomo eish I’m also not judging but I’m soooo disappointed. U mos getting married in Nov and it seems like u don’t wanna cut ties with ur ex hubby, let the bf go..u not being fair on him(seconding Kusi).

Guys the commissioner(sp) ne, is that a hairstyle or she just has NO hairline nje whatsoever? My eyes feel abused whenever I look at her eish

mzuaqe on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:53 am

So I tried to open the link, BOOM!!! Blocked wara wara contains sexual material wara wara! Now Internet access is Denied I must contact the IT department! I cnt even go to google, ngizochaza ngithin eIT??? #CryingForDzays

makasoso on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:55 am

@kamza i believe some of the things she said might be true like sleeping with the man, but hayi there’s something that just dont make sense.. its too far fetched but then again u never know hey.

as for the man saying K’s p***y is like bubblegum – tjo

posh on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:58 am

Kola Book! SMH…there is no doubt that she is an intelligent woman, I followed her on twitter for a while but she is too much and vulgar…I unfollowed..

One clever thing she has done is to make use of this publicity to market her books, riding on Kimora, Russel and Djimon’s fame…before you get to her statement she takes you through ut her published books and being an award winning author, she sure gonna sell some books as a result

She also has a point about beautiful women vs so-called ugly women, the truth is men do not give a hoot about looks. They cheat with skanks and to them its for fun.

On what she’s saying about Kimora and Djimon all I can say is WOW..too much details and information sharing…do I believe her? there is some truth in it but I think to spite Kimora she used her fertile imagination to add some spices….

The story about Kimora going on holiday with her man before she went for brain surgery….sounds far fetched but you’ll never know…

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:58 am

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @nookie being like bubblegum im just imagining that funny sound when people pop gum #dead for days

Vesa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:01 am

Mara Kola’s statement is more about discrediting Kimora, than providing facts that she used to date Djimon. Anyway, she’s living upto her standards of boassting about being a sex goddess and shagging powerful famous men

Kusihlwa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:02 am

@Sxyli. mateebaby@yahoo.com. thanks in advance.

Vesa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:04 am

One clever thing she has done is to make use of this publicity to market her books, riding on Kimora, Russel and Djimon’s fame…before you get to her statement she takes you through out her published books and being an award winning author, she sure gonna sell some books as a result

@posh….that’s what I thought when I read the statement.

Mara the story about the President of Benin writing her a letter about Djimon also sounds far fetched. Shem she believes her own hype

BlackBerry on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:07 am

@syxlin ungabe usangshiya nami…mdladlanokukhanya@durban.gov.za

posh on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:07 am

actually when I read Kola’s statement it reminds me of blogger @Lolo’s creative and fertile imagination that she uses to diss people and when she tells her stories…I can see @Lolo penning such colourful statement…Lolo will make a good fiction novel author

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:08 am

What is Kola Boof’s twitter handle?

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:09 am

I have never doubted Kola’s ramblings one bit. Its people whom seem crazy, act crazy or are even crazy that tells the outmost blatant truth. They are not delusional and knows facts from fiction, though its the ‘sane’ ones whom decide to depict and water-wash their honesty by calling them crazy. See truth of the matter is a lie its easier to believe than the truth, as the truth reveals the bottomless pit of derailed souls and how indeed if walls could talk, we’d all realize that indeed hell is on earth.

Kola is not being ‘believed’ by the masses not bcos she is not telling the truth but her appearance doesn’t match her ‘expose’. She looks ugly to many and her hash real- realities aren’t pretty either (mostly that’s how deep dark secrets are not pretty at all) so folks look at her and her ‘ugly’ revelations and call her a liar. But if it was all in reverse and Kimmora reveled such, many would have bought her story..

Indeed beauty as perceived through society’s eyes can make one get away with murder!

Jellytot on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:12 am

@sxylin I thought nappy was course, non treated hair. So an afro is not nappy hair?

dejane on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:13 am

WOW that is one long ass statement! #ThingsThatMakeMeGoTjo Kola Boof is special shem. I like her but she might have gone too far.

Death by “slimy turtle less shell” Lmao.

But imagine reading such things about your mom. Imagine how her sons feel after reading what their mom’s written.

She keeps saying she doesn’t wanna hurt Dji what what, but isn’t that what she’s doing?

Nna I just wanna see the 3 million dollar ranch/housw, not just the lake or pictures of her with haystacks in the background. For all we know that could be old McDonalds farm minus the animals.

Mathaz on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:15 am

Why mara would Djimon share his frustrations of Kimora with her?That’s where he got it all wrong but then again she married someone who is not that loaded and the ex-hubby is a force to be reckoned with.Major conflict right there.There is some truth to her statement though.

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:18 am

Kola mubishame!

posh on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:23 am

@Vesa I believe her story about Benin’s Vice President, she is a smart woman, she would’t have quoted him unless he really got in touch with her…

And remember Benin does not produce world-class stars all the time so I believe Djimon is treated like royalty, he is seen as an ambassador of Benin,hence it possible he is close to the presidency

Big mistake on the presidency, beeessh Kola is craaaazzzyyy she went on to even publish that conversation…dealing with people who have nothing to loose is dangerous!!

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:25 am

please send nakumi @sxylin ntombiyomzulu12@gmail.com

makasoso on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:25 am

some of you have been saying that kola is not bad or she’s not that ugly, have u guys been looking at the same pics as me – i mean look at the first pic.

i LOL’ed at the sentence – But I am a dark skinned BEAUTIFUL Black Egyptian-Sudanese woman…. NO NO NO girl u are definately ugly

Vesa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:26 am

@posh….I get your drift!

And then the Chris Brown/ Drake/ Meek drama? Haai these boys bathong

bongi on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:26 am

yes Soft n free injalo. Im waiting for someone who will do the same ngo Kim Kardashian..

@ Mathaz men talk believe me..you will scream at him and say **ulala njani nalanto emdaka; yhoo inside he is answering you and say – ayimnandi lanto emdaka** its a guy telliing you not that he doesnt like chicks that are smoking..yhoo kanti yena ne cherry yakhe are sharing a skuif…

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:27 am

Wow Posh how true.. Re- dealing with people whom have nothing to loose.

I still say if peeps secrets and shenanigans were exposed, Kola would seem saner!

posh on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:28 am

I never thought Kimora and Djimon would work…she is a ‘gold digger’ typa of a woman and Djimon is humble and kinda not making a lot of money to sustain Kimora’s lifestyle. I think Kimora nje loves the idea of marriage, children and family..they were a mismatch from the beginning

Miranda on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:28 am

Can this Kola guy sing? If so, then this just a publicity stunt for her upcoming album.

Mathaz on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:29 am

Too true @softnfree, men find women with sexual prowess more appealing and wowen who treat them like kings.We have in manier times witnessed how a man would leave his mansion for a shack.Eish jah neh,we need to balance.Just this Wednesday,my man woke me up in the wee hours of the morning for the deed.I was dead tired and deep into sleep.I had to oblige,not that I am saying he wont stray but I guess we just have to do what we got to for the sake of peace and stability.

Miranda on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:29 am

I mean Kola girl.LOL

NOLO on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:29 am

51% shares gomo…does that mean ul be his boss now? what an offer, congrats!!!
I sent my dad a father’s day msg long ago, old man must have thought i have gone bananas, mxm kanti its this sunday!

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:30 am

I don’t think she is ugly.. I think she has intriguing-striking features. Just like Alek Wek!

I love her cheekbones!

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:30 am

i must say though that i admire her; she made a way out of NO way; and she gon be a mighty rich ho after this

Gomolemo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:31 am

@Kusi, eish we are getting married le the bf ka November. Im very selfish, as for loving the ex hubby, i dont know. We relate much better now, than we did when we were married. I made a mistake, i love my bf he is kind man and loves my son unconditionally. I dont know what im going to do.

@Sxylin, Nna i think its got to do with this BEE thing, but we also had a great relationship, sort of father-daughter thing while i worked for him, the reason i left was i had a good offer in Mafikeng and had to leave and it didnt work out, came back to Jozi, got this terrible job and now he wants me back. Im so happy.

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:32 am

Dijmorn just doesn’t have penis control klaar!

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:34 am

the picture when she was a child with nappy her is pretty though!

dejane on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:34 am

I believe her. Love her brutal honesty.

Tjo she has boobs for days!! Love the pose by the haystack and lake proving to us she lives at a ranch that costs 3 million dollars.

If you follow her on twitter you’ll know this is how she expresses herself. She’s a writer hence the wonderfully ‘colourful’ statement!
Death by “slimy little shell less turtle”

makasoso on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:36 am

LOL @miranda

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:36 am

Sxylin she made her moola, long ago with Osama’s hit story. This is nothing.. She is just dealing with the plastic-squint eyed bubblegum skank.

Shappa Koa Shappa!

By the time she is done with Kimora, u will all get to see the ugly truth of plastic beauty!

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:36 am

*nappy hair

Gomolemo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:37 am

@Fabu, im so sorry to dissappoint you, im also dissappointed in myself. Why am i complicating things for myself mara. I have never been this happy in my life. This bf worships the ground that i walk on. Such a darling. Mxm, i feel so bad, i just want to break down en cry.

posh on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:40 am

@Mathaz besides sex, one of the top reasons men cheat is that they need someone to talk to about their marital problems.

Their frustrations are discussed with mistresses, that is why they eventually think a man will leave wifey because of her imperfections.

Mistresses on JC can testify!!! *hides*

Mapakisha on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:41 am

I think she’s very pissed off @ Kimora, ke hore she is so mad at her that di story di vele dikopakopane. That over there is a statement & a half. Ya, o nyontse ngwano wa batho!

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:45 am

Some of you are more uglier than Kola and you busy dissing her. Ai suka Live and let Live!

Your lifestories aren’t even interesting nor even appetizing let alone tantalizing to even scribble a chapter about it nor draw a cartoon emancipating how relevant you are.

She has wrote 10 books thus far and lives comfortable without bo-mashonisha wena what are you doing besides besides being a judge of looks ans features according to what nature gave us!

Gosh! #wigglesTail#

Vesa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:47 am

I don’t think she is ugly.. I think she has intriguing-striking features. Just like Alek Wek!

Is this what we call ugly these days?

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:48 am

aiii Kola is ugly shame!

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:48 am

Vesa then define ugly for me pls!

Zoe on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:48 am

The way I don’t get any pleasure from someone else’s misfortunes, especially another woman’s. Any-who I don’t know whether I’m just being neutral or just dont give a damn.

Nappy hair is natural, course hair.

I’m done with vodacom. How the hell can they sim-swop an operating number and give it to someone else?!

ladies, whats the best tinted moisturizer on the market?

Backstabber on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:49 am

this killed me ——> Djimon told me that Kimora’s vagina was like “bubblegum” and that his penis
kept falling out during intercourse

hahahahaha.. this woman o na le liver shem!

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:49 am

Zoe annique and dermalogica has great ones!

makasoso on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:53 am

@ softnfree

1. am i drop dead gorgeous – no
2. do i have any interesting life story – definately not
3. is kola ugly – hell yes

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:53 am

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @makasoso

posh on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:54 am

@Gomolemo be cautious…hubby might be jealous of your current relationship and happiness. He will mess up this one, when you get back together you realise he hasn’t changed..

Clearly your soon to be husband is a good man, if he finds out, you would have messed up one of the few good men left e Mzansi and women he will date after you will pay for your sins…

Be decisive, make an executive decision and stick by it!

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:54 am

There we go. Talk about confirmation!

LadyMillion on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:55 am

HEY WENA @LOLO WHY ARE YOU SILENT BLOGGING…HAYI SUKA MAAN UFUNA SIDE SITHI SIYAKUKHUMBULA…MFCIM UTSHO NGOBA MHLOPHE APHA!!!!!!!

Mapakisha on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:56 am

Ayi, people are not happy today, even though it’s a Friday.. Asishintjeni isubject, what else goes except Kola & Kimora?

Backstabber on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:57 am

hau jeso this woman!!

I am vaginally infibulated an African ritual that has great meaning to African
men and to all men who like tight tiny pussy.

To be clear “vaginal infibulation” (which has been the horrific nightmare of my
entire life) is not Circumcision or Clitoris removal. *I have my clitoris. But
at birth, they undo the vagina’s inner muscles and reconfigure them to be
unnaturally tight—they then sew the vagina shut until your wedding day.

On that wedding day, they give the bride a set of rings…and the groom a
small razor to cut you open with. You then spend about a month being de-virginized by the groom.

In my case, because my parents were murdered and UNICEF placed me in a
home with a Black American family–I lost my virginity to a Black American
“Boule Octoroon” from Howard University, my English tutor at age 17.

It took a month for Truce to fully penetrate me and have “stroking” intercourse with me.

O_o So much detail…

Mapakisha on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:58 am

#deatby—> 3. is kola ugly – hell yes!! Kwaaaaaaaaa!

nomthwalo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:59 am

Here’s what Kola Boof just tweeted to JustCuriousZA: You know what…F*** YOU. I’m sure that I look much better than you, and my looks have brought me further than Urs took U.

He he he JC hit a nerve right there.

Vesa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:00 am

aowa softy….I don’t have to define ugly! It needs no definition.

Miranda on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:00 am

Lolo wa nyamalala

Softy wa buya

posh on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:00 am

“Djimon told me that Kimora’s vagina was like “bubblegum” and that his penis kept falling out during intercourse”

This is one of those statements I believe her fertile mind manufactured to spite Kimora!!! as much as men talk about their wives but not to this extent..I refuse to believe this one

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:01 am

sofnfree*Idie*

@Posh lol @—– Mistresses on JC can testify!!! *hides I wouldnt know mina about that Mr Man and I dont talk about his wife&home and I made it very clear ekutheni I dont want to know on whether they happy or sad it is none of my business. I even told him ukuth when he is with me and she phones angayibambi iphone or chat to her cos nami mekwakhe I do not bother them and he doesnt.

Nobody has the answer yokuthi why men cheat but one thing I know it has alot to do with selfishness.

Sengicela iEmail Sxylin nami I want to read about losisi and I will ask again whjat is her twitter handle? nisho phela meningafuni

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:02 am

Wa gana Vesa vele.. I rest my case!
Until someone can define what exactly ugly is then Kola is NOT ugly! #capice#

fabulicious on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:03 am

@softie hayi ke ngoku! Why are u so touched, hot and bothered when people are telling the honest truth?? Kola Boof mbi nje vele! She is the Uglies Bitch I’ve ever laid my eyes on! Tjo when I saw her on twitter I felt so sad for her, ngathi yinto yokothusa abantwana…. God’zam uyoyikeka shem! Its a fact nje and just becoz we uglier than her,don’t mean we can’t see that she ugly and scary suka!

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:04 am

Yoh Marinda unga kxale pls (my tsulu) just got warmed up

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:06 am

Fab don’t get rattled dear!

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:08 am

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @fabulicious guys im dying here! hawu Ntombi search Kola Boof uzoyithola! anyway Kola blocked JC kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:08 am

Still waiting breathlessly for the definition, ke tlogele gontomolela mahlo. Ke sa eme!

Twitter on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:08 am

LOL! nantsi @NtombiYomzulu ——> @KolaBoof

fabulicious on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:09 am

Guys can we not discuss Kola for the whole day tuu, I wanna here interesting stories!

@fezzy what did u n pastor get up to izolo?

@mis T is hubby back? If not ubuya nini kanti? Hope u haven’t been warming exs bed again eish (I won’t judge tho)

@kiki lovie is the wedding day set? Pls invite us kaloku! Asomblief tog….wow BS you gonna make a beautiful bridesmaid, I just can’t wait for this wedding bandla!

@lolo hayi maani sunqaba kangaka!!! *cries*
@sxylin I asked u yesterday PLS don’t make me ask again! Uphi u LOlo????

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:09 am

aiiiiii lets talk about infabulated vaginas! looooooooooooooooool

makasoso on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:09 am

LMAO @ fabu

this killed me though – Just Curious?@JustCuriousZA

Hope those gifts they promised Kola Boof include a mirror.

Mapakisha on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:10 am

Definition of ugly: Kola Boof!!

makasoso on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:11 am

LMAO @ fabu

this killed me though – Just Curious?@JustCuriousZA

Hope those gifts they promised Kola Boof include a mirror.

Vesa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:13 am

@sxylin….would love to know your twitter handle

kamzababy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:14 am

kwaaaaa i cant. i dont see the ugliness that you’ll see. maybe im blind.. i just see a woman nje. nna i believe, just go to that post with almost 500 comments about bitchiness and see what women would to to get back to their men for cheating. akere according to her Kimora “stole” her man

kamzababy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:15 am

IOL Wife guilty of beating hubby to death iol.io/au7hs
13 minutes ago · reply · retweet · favorite

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:15 am

@vesa i would love to say there you go and i have a million followers but to be honest i have just created this twitter account and i use it to just go on twitter and read people’s tweets so masiyeke i have never even tweeted a thing

makasoso on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:16 am

couldnt have defined it better pakzin

mzuaqe on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:23 am

I wish u”Tight stuff” had her own headlined article apha eJC! Anything Goes wud be Bera!

Biskiti on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:25 am

Yhuuu, this Kola woman had her virginity tripple-sealed as a kid, witnessed her parents’ murder, she was rejected and cast away by her paternal grandmother for being too black, she used to be Bin Laden’s sex slave? Has shagged Dijm (Mr Kremora) or whatever his name is for 4 years, has claimed that Zuma invited her to SA in exchange for sex, Haaayi No shame, she has lived a full life!

I think there is more truth in her story than not. Hmmm, Kremora picked on the wrong one this time around, this one has multiple PHDs from mental institutions. Good luck to all of them. Dijm le yena ka basadi ba ba ngata soh??? yah neh..

Hairline ya Mrs Commissioner, i thought she had a German cut on, trying to blend in with the new job, etc. JZ neh…

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:29 am

@Biskiti o tla ba bontsha sepoko! Some people ‘assume’ they can reign on some other mothers children bcos their looks don’t happen to fit-in with the misconception of beauty. A ba nyedishe. E bile o ka re a ka relesa 2nd statement and bury them alive! #aint no smoke without fire#

Backstabber on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:31 am

death by Biskiti —> Kremora.. hahaha

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:33 am

Tjooooooo, this woman though…ay lendaba yakhe is too long ngizoyifunda ngamaIntervals. Moving swiftly along and Back to Anything goes….izani nazo bo…

Halala Kiki is getting married? Kiki were you pregnant cos I think I saw something about that here on JC…if you were have you given birth and Congratulations!!! thats if all of this is true.

Anizeni noMgosi guys Im lazy to work just cant wait for 3:00

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:36 am

Hairline ya Mrs Commissioner, i thought she had a German cut on, trying to blend in with the new job, etc. JZ neh… hahahahhahahahhahahhhahahahahahhahhahhahahahhhahhhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahhhhha4eva ngiphoxwe kabi ngimhleka endlini kwathiwa akazenzanga as if he is disabled ghaaa!!!

Soso on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:39 am

Morning mndeni. That statement bandla! I think she’s telling the truth,maybe ufake ama salads n spices kancane.

@ Gomo I think its better u distance yourself from your ex and don’t loose focus.. Your bf is probably insecure and fragile nyana. #my opinion#

Fluffie on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:42 am

@Miranda : Lolo wa nyamalala
Softy wa buya
*as I twiddle my thumbs*
Tjooo I said a lot about Kola yesterday hehehehe just read her statement! She marketed her books well shem! She’s been thru a lot shem!
She’s got nothing to lose like one blogger said! Sure case she has a grudge for Kimora! Such detail in her writing OMG!

Kusihlwa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:47 am

Message from Nkey: Im soooo flipin stressed out here.I cant logon JC.IT guys too my pc to go and format it and when it returned all the stuff that was on my dest top was gone.So no password for me.I have to creat another account.Send my love to all of em.Tell softy I said Im happy to her walking the streets of JC again

lolo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:47 am

Mubi shem uKola or ubani! mbi qha….Her face is longer that a drive through the Karroo…And mna I like coffee no milk type chicks….the only thing pretty about her is her complexion, She has pretty skin, Otherwise she looks kinda horsy….ingathi ungambuza uthi “why the long face hun?

Mara ebubini bakhe une point, men prefer shagging izifebe, ngoba izifebe zimnandi….zishisa BHE! Cause when a woman is turned on her vaginal walls tighten, increasing the friction for the guy….which is more pleasurable…These women who almost take pride in not being horny bazoshiywa shem!

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:50 am

These women who almost take pride in not being horny bazoshiywa shem!<——— alot of truth in this

mzuaqe on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:57 am

@Lolo RE-”.ingathi ungambuza uthi “why the long face hun?” Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

fabulicious on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 10:59 am

DEFINITION OF UGLY FOR @Softnfree
1. very unattractive or unpleasant to look at; offensive to the sense of beauty; displeasing in appearance.
E.G KOLA BOOF

Nazo ke!!!!!

makasoso on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:01 am

lmao @ lolo ,welcome back..u have no idea how much u were missed by me.

fabulicious on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:02 am

@BS kodwa why didn’t u separate this thing ka Kola Boof and Anything Goes…some of us wanna share and hear about REAL and interesting stories bantu.

DexterSUPERIOR on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:03 am

Mmm… “Tight Stuff”

fabulicious on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:06 am

Does Kola think kukhona umtu in this day and age othuswa ngu FUCK YOU na? U whow education wud have really done a lot for her Fugly face and Empty brain

PowerPuff Gal on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:08 am

Honestly I’m just happy that softnfree is back. Your comments are killing me Awoooooo!!!

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:10 am

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:11 am

Dumela MySista

Noance on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:12 am

Kola Boof is so scary shame, I think given the chance she could eat a person! She could have been in the movie “avatar” and would have not needed any make up!

Kusihlwa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:13 am

listning to Simphiwe Dana’s June 16 song named State of Emergency on Metro FM, hayi ke, iyangi bhodra shame, even if she is singing in English.

DrDee on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:14 am

Lol @posh.So true nana.The things married men say about their wives to us is unbeleivable.Sometimes we are on ooh no he didn’t.They say everything from the bedroom activities to her weaknesses.So if a mistress ever wanted to be spiteful she will have more ammunition than America needs to fight terrorism.

nomthwalo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:14 am

Is it true that guy from SKwatta Camp the one owayedlala kwi Dynamite Diepkloof Dudes is getting married? Ushada nobani.

I read on Sowetan a long time that he was going out with Blackcoffee’s ex– is it her?

Zoe on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:15 am

@Softy, thank you. I was on a Bobbi Brown or MAC tip. Will most def check those two out.

lolo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:15 am

@Fabu suxoka wena! Uyadika shem…Don’t you dare come here with the “I wanna share” nton nton when you purposely and maliciously denied me gossip by refusing to share ubana wancamisa bani! NX!

@Makasoso bendi silent blogger my love, I missed you too (akudiki uku silent blogger thiza)

kimmo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:22 am

ntombi did you get the patch, or you going away regardless of your red robot

Gomolemo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:23 am

Remember that day on Rodeo Drive when I slapped the living shit out of
you Kimora?? Remember how you ran across the street in your pink sweat
suit screaming, “Call the police…call the police!” because your face was
stinging like ACID was in it?

OK, I REST MY CASE, THIS WOMAN NEEDS TO BE INSTITULISED(sp) PERMANENTLY!!

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:24 am

@Dr Dee you wanted to ask me something yesterday; i missed that comment

Fezzy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:24 am

@Fabulicious…my boyfriend is theee best shem. So ystday I get a call from reception bathi there’s a delivery for me and I ws surprised cos I didn’t order anything. Mangifika its a bunch of beautiful flowers from him. He bought a Guess handbag a few weeks ago athi uzongipha on my bday, I saw it in his car so athi ngiyithathe cos I’ve ruined the surprise. Izolo he gave me a Polo wallet, enhle kanjani! And my colleague bought all sorts of cakes for me.
My day was made yazi.

We spent the night and angilalanga at all, ngathi I ws paying for all the gifts he gave me and we woke at 3am and drove to KZN. I’m blogging from ekhaya khona manje.

NOLO on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:26 am

@nomthwalo ushada intombi okuthiwa uLinda its not black coffees ex!

mzuaqe on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:26 am

http://www.thenewage.co.za/53422-1007-53-Mangwashi_Phiyega_is_new_police_commissioner

LadyMillion on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:28 am

Otherwise she looks kinda horsy….ingathi ungambuza uthi “why the long face hun?
kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

really now, must we beg for ur return..kunini sifuna ukuhleka

bumbum on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:29 am

@lolo….why the ling face hun? kwaaaaaa
eish u cldnt finish bathong she has a liver and a spare lo aunty.

gon give hubby all angikwazi ukushawa ngestina abi Kola within 6 months ngishadile, these mistress mean buznes

LadyMillion on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:29 am

@Noance is toooo funny…just like @lolo

bumbum on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:29 am

meant i cldnt finish

oratile on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:30 am

@Sexylin pls send to me as well lady.gagaa1@yahoo.com
thank you

LadyMillion on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:31 am

@nomthwalo…black coffee’s ex is married to some other man already..cant be her

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:31 am

Kimmo I didnt and when I called him to tell him that *auntysuzy is in town* he was like ok babe we will find some other things to do, we always do. I thought he was going to be dissapointed shame but he was really cool about it.

DrDee on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:35 am

@sxylin thanx nana.Its sorted now.

LadyMillion on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:35 am

that woman says Kimora would never stand next to her coz uyamesaba yena umhle ova!!! really??!! she is nuts shame

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:35 am

Ncaaaaaaaaaaw Fezzy that is so sweeet. *ImaHopelessRomantic*guys

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:36 am

because you are going to give him anal, deepthroat and alles lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:37 am

thats meant for ntombi yomzulu

LadyMillion on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:37 am

shame u@NtombiYomzula uyamshiya uwifey..have u seen her @NtombiYomzulu, a pic or whatever..do u know what she looks like

Zoe on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:37 am

What do you call those vaginal tightening balls again? Maybe its time I got them before my nunu turns into a bubble gum lol

lolo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:39 am

@LadyMillion haska wena utsho ngegama le perfume enuka kamnandi! Kaloku I actually had to work this week! It was so so awful! But I’m done for now….

Mara shem uKola Beef lo akambanga per say….mna for ukushiya uKimora….cause let’s face it Kimora is easier on the eye than uKola…Mbi in ration to Kimora or when juxtaposed to Kimora…She is is one of those daang bitches that you leave with your hubby ngomoya omhle think ubana hubby is safe ngoba usisana mbana! Kanti ihulekazi linembotyi etshotshozelayo that hubby is more than happy to scratch ! SMH!

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:39 am

Just a quick question; not that i expect honesty but im curious; why do people have more than one account here on JC? for example Lolo was my sista before; Smang mang warona was The sushi queen; how many people have more than 1 username!

i remember Lela explained why she did it;

nomthwalo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:40 am

thanks u LadyMillion and NOLO

@Ntombi Yomzulu by “auntysuzy” you mean periods right?
That man loves you yaz; uyagudluza serious la.

nomthwalo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:42 am

@sxylin I was actually thinking of creating a new account cos I dont like “Nomthwalo” anymore.

Biskiti on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:43 am

Talking of Kola, when she was talking about how Dijm likes to shove it down her throat i just laughed thinking kuthi naye she’s a follower of Sxylin’s sex Tips!!

Ok, Enough of the Kola beesh! lol

With regards to IDOLSA, i’m loving the Durban auditions, mara the Joburg Wooden Mikes are better! I can’t wait for the Top 20 and stuff, i hear Khaya Mthethwa (Joyous dude) and Winnie Khumalo’s dotha are bouf der.

I am tired hleng, wanna go home and sleep, in preparation for the weekend.

Manny, Wildy, my lovely Nkey, DeJane, LOLo bathong la thola soh???

softnfree on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:43 am

Zoe ‘Ben wa Balls’

shortT on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:44 am

Kola Boof is the same woman who claimed the our President Zuma once send her flowers and wanted to sleep with her.

The same woman who says she was Bin Laden’s mistress. Kanthi what’s wrong with this woman, why is she only attracting public figures, and when will she learn to keep her personal life personal.

What she is doing to Kimora is not fair, defamation of character.

Noance on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:47 am

Speaking of o kfc mini loaf,euphonik. So him in sandton yesterday,dropping someone off @ gautrain,he was so quick to drive off, u’d swear he’d just dropped off some suitcase with a deadly virus.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:48 am

I saw the wife on FB nd Twitter and the ony pic where she looks good was on her wedding day but Mr Man doesn’t know I know all this.she looks very rural and not so pretty.she got dreads ne nd I remember not so long ago Mr Maan nd I we’re chatting ukuth I don’t know wat to do ekhanda then brthers wath eish as long as its not dreads I hate that hairstyle.I just laughed nd shook head*MEN

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:51 am

shortT shame you sound so sweet; however naive lol defamation of what?

@Bisikiti nami i was shocked i was actually holding my neck reading that part of shoving his thingie in her throat i was like tjo! showing it pho and whats that face f**k she was talking about!

Vesa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:52 am

@DrDee, I always believe that in some cases married men talk like that because they are trying to convince the other woman that it’s not working ekhaya…..so you can believe all the lies and think of the other woman as the worst piece of trash. And mostly they do it, cause women love competition and the side dish is made to feel better than the woman at home.

I used to work with the side chick of some married man I knew. She was told all the horrible things about the wife, from how bad the sex is…..to how she can’t even cook. That the wife is old and ugly cause the family forced him to marry her as they had a kid before marriage…..duude, the things that man told that lady were not even close to the truth. And shem the side chick believed every word the man was saying about the wife, cause it made her feel like she had an upper hand……when in truth the man wouldn’t even leave the wife for her claiming that he’s doing it for the kids.

So I would be very worried If I’m dating a marriedd man, and he keeps telling me bad things about the wife but still goes back to her every nite.

Noance on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:53 am

@NtombiYomzulu that’s what I don’t understand bout guys! Why do u marry someone who doesn’t have the qualities u like and then go out there to find the ones u like? Me, I’d rather u leave me at the altar than cheat on me shame! Have the balls to tell me,I’m not what u want and asa broken as I’ll be, I’ll be ok eventually!

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:56 am

*facebanging i mean* hawu Ntombiyomzulu ufuna ukumgudluza ngempela? tjo

lolo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:56 am

Yhuu I spell like @Lusta shem! Multitasking and I aren’t friends…clearly

kamzababy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:57 am

#DeathBy defamation of character ya KREMORA. mara side chicks must know their place hey. u choose to be used by a married man so dont Kola Beef about it to the wife

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:00 pm

GUYS WHAT IS ROUGH FACE BANGING CAN WE FORGET KOLA BOOF FOR A MINUTE HERE!

kamzababy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:02 pm

nipples

kimmo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:04 pm

i always her woman dating married men saying the wives look rural lol!
wena ntombi this man wa hao o sele

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:05 pm

I think the Lady waas nice looking befre they got married then waziyekelela warelaaxer esewutholile umshado

Fezzy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:06 pm

@syxlin…I was thinking of changing my username cos there are ppl who know me here on JC and there are a lot of things I can’t say in fear of being judged.

manny on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:06 pm

dumelang

@sxylin rough face bangin is what we do to the SFERBZ.

WHEN SHE IS IS GIVIN A BJ -you juy go wild on her …gag her with it and ish
its mainly for the SFERBZ…

Vesa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:08 pm

i always her woman dating married men saying the wives look rural lol!
wena ntombi this man wa hao o sele
@kimmo….true that,lmao!

kamzababy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:08 pm

hear vs her… the struggle continues *giggles*

Mathaz on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:08 pm

Words of wisdom from @Vesa.There really is no pride in being the side chick,just as there’s no pride in being the main squeeze if he is cheating.

Gomolemo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:10 pm

@sxylin, i was about to ask you….since the bloggers have labelled u a “sex guru” here..lol

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:12 pm

hehehehe Ntombi yomzulu listen mami dont even bother yourself believing him; a man will cheat if they want! make you feel like a princess (side chick)! he will tell you how if he wasnt married you would be the one and we still go on to believe him aiiiiiii! jonga this Euphonik/Bonang saga; he cheats but how hot is Bonang?

Gomolemo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:12 pm

Oooo bathong diferbz tsa modimo@Manny…

snapshot on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:14 pm

@Sexylin more than one accounts ne- lol I must say there’s a trend I’ve been following since yesterday n kind of outsted itself this mng. U were my only link to everything n BOOM everything confirmed by u & another blogger. Double standards I must say.
@fezzy happy for u dear
@ntombiyomzulu I’m speechless- u remind of sis Zodwa my mom’s neighbour
I’m not gonna comment on KB, I’ve read the statement, I’ve seen her pics but I choose to keep my peace

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:14 pm

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Manny but what will you be doing exactly to her (the sferb)

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:16 pm

errr Snappy what are you talking about? Double standards

kimmo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:17 pm

kwaaaaaaaa@ kamza, the bottom line ke hore you can understaand what am trying to say, i dont have time to spell check nor sent the follow up comment ya “oopS” so NXASE nana!

kamzababy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:18 pm

So yesterday i was going through that Frank/Euphonik/Bonang’s article and soccer babe said she works with Swazi. and revelaed a thing or 2 about her and i wenr digging. just check her Linkendin profile. men just cheat nje….
http://za.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Swazi/+/za-5862-Johannesburg-Area,-South-Africa

Biskiti on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:18 pm

Sxylin, akere Bonang was the makhwapheni…hence she’s hotter (I’d think). Whatever happened to indaba yabo vele? You’d swear mini loaf ke last born ya JZ…

Kusihlwa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:19 pm

Kwaaaaaaaa@manny and the sferb. I dont think a married man can ever be forced to stay with thier wife and maybe all the attention they give the side chick they see it as material things that guarantee them a good time between the sheets kanti when they go home they have a sure thing in thier wives, a woman who understands him and is satisfied with who he is and provides stability.

Gomolemo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:19 pm

I just saw Drum cover, Sophie Ndaba is apparently opening up about her failed marriage. I dont buy the magazine because of its poor content, can some blogger buy it, read it and come and tell the rest of us what she is saying about her short-lived romance, please..

kamzababy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:21 pm

so soccer babe which one is she? LOL

manny on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:23 pm

@SXYLIN ..its different from bj
akere BJ I just stand there and you do the magig with you tongue..you go as far as you can…

facebang-SFERB just kneels there …I bang her mouth like im banging da punani ia rough as I can ..al she must do is to open her mouth/throat as wide as possible …..

Gomolemo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:26 pm

Tjo ku rough, but why do u “punish” them like that? @manny

kamzababy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:27 pm

OMG Manny! poor kids haaaaaaa

manny on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:27 pm

@gomo simply coz they alow us to ? …..
ill never do it to madam though…that zulu will stab me ….
I wonder if im not dating fezzy #thinking

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:27 pm

tjo manny hle what if she throws up on your *cough* but to i think thats not true some of us give our husbands deepthroats etc; but still nje if he wants ntombiyomzulu uzohamba

fingers on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:38 pm

Bathong is it true that once you cheat, there is no going back.Like once a cheater always a cheater.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:38 pm

@sxylin thsat y ngayvala itopic kaaWife nd home cos I’m really nt interested cos men lie.he doesn’t even knw I know her name cos I saw it the time efona cos it kept ringing

bongi on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:39 pm

yhoo in DRUM: The Henna’s are also divorcing..need to get that copy.

manny on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:39 pm

@sxylin – le deepthroat yakho -its when you as the do-er stretching your limits
the face wat wat – I PUSH YOUR ABOVE YOUR THROAT LIMITS

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:40 pm

WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT the Hennas????????

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:44 pm

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Manny no man; there is something i am curious about but sengiyasaba ukubuza

lolo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:45 pm

@Gomolemo haybo just buy the magazine geez! Poor content or not!You just became your former bosses’s boss!by him offering you majority shares of HIS company…over lunch…..You are so so lucky, I wish ish like that happened to me….

@Manny ha ana that’s not nice shem! You cannot do that to other kids! Mna I don’t enjoy giving blow jobs shem, that is why I’m so lousy @ it. So I give full permission to hubby’s side chick to take care of that department! Soze tuu ndizitsarhise ngepipi! But I enjoy(make that love) normal penetrative sex!

Kusihlwa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:45 pm

Hayi manny, ngathi you enjoy the face wat wat….

oratile on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:46 pm

Kola boof yena o mubi shem

Phindy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:50 pm

@Sexlyn, ask away nana! We r all adults apha!

Gomolemo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:50 pm

@Lolo, kwaaaaaaaaaaa, im not his boss yet dear, I haven’t signed anything. But since the Henna’s are also there, i will buy it or @bongi will come back here and tell us.

lolo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:55 pm

I think it is ridiculous for us as women to worry ourselves trying to perfect doing all these ungodly acts for the sexual pleasure of men, they watch porn and expect women to take on these roles! Its a bit much ngoku! Mna I will NOT let a man stick a penis down my throat or up my bum! The only thing I’m more that happy to do is to be interested in sex , give him unlimited access to my cake, to value his pleasure. But if men keep wanting women to push the envelope they will end up wanting to stick their things in eyesockets and eardrums! No hayi kwanele ngoku shem!

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 12:57 pm

lol subaa stingy Gomolemo

Gomolemo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:04 pm

Haa..haa..haa@Ntombi, ok..ok..I will buy it. Kodwa Drum le yone!!

Phindy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:05 pm

Uyanisile wena @Lolo, such ridiculous expectations man! We r expected 2 clean up after them, have their babies, clean up after the babies, cook for all of them & still do all these wild & sometimes unreasonable acts embhedeni & they still cheat?! Hhayi,kuyadlalwa ngabafazi apha ngaphandle!

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:06 pm

hahahaha @lolo i agree! i just feel the woman has to want it too not all in the name of pleasing

Gomolemo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:09 pm

@Fingers, i think its absolutely true. I think cheaters can control the urge for a certain period of time, but i beleive they will always go back to it. *my opinion*

kimmo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:09 pm

shame okae alexis today,trust JC bloggers to attack poor souls!

fingers on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:25 pm

The thing is wena@Gomo, hubby kinda cheated on me before we got married,I found out about the affair a few months before the wedding and me being naive I just decided to shrugg it off as I did not even for a second suspect or think that he would do such.2 to 3mnths into marriage I realise gore he is still chatting with this girl, and I somehow gOt the courage to ask him about it and brother man told me that she is an ex, someone he met before me and decided to stop seeing after he met me, which I do not believe by the way.To cut the story short,I cant seem to come to terms with this whole thing,I have forgiven him, mara I cant seem to forget that the whole thing ever happened, and he thinks ke a tsenwa ka gore that other person has moved on with her life and here I am worrying about something that happened a long time ago.

dejane on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:28 pm

Hi @Biskiti eish, work is keeping me busy. I tend to wait till after work to the comments from here in the taxi going home. Its makes my journey a lot shorter.

Softy nice of you to grace us with your presence. Do you bring with you any nebulizers, i have a feeling we’ll need to dish out a few by the end of the day.

Re: Kola Boof, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I dont like calling people ugly have often wondered what makes a person ugly based on their physical appearance. Rather say someone is unattractive.

bumbum on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:29 pm

i hv a lik dilema dat i hope u can help me wit. i went out wit my now hubby 4 6yrs n got meried on our 7th yer. got meried Dec last yer n it was di best day of my life. his fam doesnt like me dat much, well to b frankly they hate my guts (sisters n his mom ofcos) his dad loves me to bits n his bradas r ok except 4 di older 1 who is now ganging up wit di ladies. i cant help bt feel dat hubby z scared of his sisters cz most of di time when dey sai jump he says how high (when im not der ofcos) when hes wit me he tries to put a front. we just bought a house n our xpensises r sky high now so we discussed that he was gon talk to his bradas n sisters abt contributing wit grocery money for their parenta cz ever since hes been supporting them while they r suckin their ice cream cones. Now that i ask him how much r we gon contribute towards the grocery for his parents he then tells me we r goin to continue like we were doin and i ask wat abt our conversation n he says he just doesnt wan to get into arguments wit his bros n sisi’s. I now know hes just scared of his 2 sisters nje. So should I let it go or keep pushing him 2 man up n grow a pair.

Wish i can get digits of Zuma’s nyanga myb he can give me sumtin yokuthi bangithande or ngibabulale bonke ng’sale nendoda yami

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:37 pm

tjo bumbum i fear for you because @Bisikiti will slice you for writing like this kwaaaaaaaaaaa!

kimmo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:39 pm

yhoo bum bum, mara they dont have to like you moes, so u need the inyanga for what. talk to your man girl.

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:40 pm

hahahaha ladies and gentlemen im loving bellanaija.com goodbye! Pule you are the boss shame!

Vesa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:42 pm

yhoo in DRUM: The Henna’s are also divorcing..need to get that copy.
Whaaaaaaattttt? I would still not buy it, will read it at the garage when I go wash my car

Vesa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:46 pm

@sxylin….that blog is cool, another one is Linda Ikeja’s.

Mbuluzana on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:52 pm

Yoh…@ Bum bum kwaze kwa tough…Give poor Man some time,Dont expect him to take action immediatetly.But keep telling him how important and how much different is going to make ey’mpilweni zenu.

Idols 2012,Durban Woden mike was Bauss.Michael Jackson guy floored for days.I do not like Unathi uyaphapha too much.

Mbuluzana on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 1:53 pm

*Floored me*

Hehehe is Lolo ignoring sxylin or my eyes are failing me.

Mbuluzana on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:02 pm

@ Fezzy I think now it’s about time you change your user name,because you keep reveling your damest side everyday.I’ve been silent blogging and cringe whenever I read your comments about this new Boyfriend of yours.If He was capable of leaving his GF for you doing such cruel stuff of ignoring her phone calls and all that.Lalela kusamnandi for now but what He did to that poor girl hurting her feelings like that.He will do worse kuwe ke.Enjoy while it last.

sweetness on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:04 pm

I am so sad, they broke into my flat yesterday afternoon, stole my plasma with the remote control, and my laptop!! Broke down the door and all that!!

Who does that in broad daylight in a complex!! and no one saw anything… mxm

Then fought with BF cos he lied to me about a year ago, only found out last night while having an innocent conversation, now i still have to drive 150km to go see him…

mzuaqe on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:07 pm

@NtombiYomzulu RE: he doesn’t even knw I know her name cos I saw it the time efona cos it kept ringing.

So uWifey useyvwe ngeGama efonin yalomntu wakho YHO!

bumbum on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:08 pm

@ Sxylin lol thanks, sorry Bisikiti it will never happen again…… eish nabo bbm are making us lazy.

@ Kimmo was just joking about the inyanga but these people are making it difficult for me, they make sure I feel the hate nje.

@ Mbuluzana thanks will try

Gomolemo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:11 pm

@Fingers, ga o tsenwe skat, its called insecurity. Its hard to forgive, let alone forget if one partner has cheated. I know, cause ive been there. Mmolelle gore he must stop chatting to this girl/woman cause ga o rate and it makes u feel insecure. If he wants to maintain peace mo ntlong, he will stop it. Ba tlotla ka eng legone?

Mbuluzana on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:15 pm

@ Sweetness Sorry Cc.God will grant you even more that what you have lost before you know it.
But it makes me wonder what kind of a complex is that.Most of complexes have security that patrols or sitting e geydini seaching stuff that comes in and out.

Mbuluzana on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:17 pm

@ Gomolemo hows the Thabea’s Lol your Sis and brother in Law.
Lol told hubby about what your sbari wanna hear during the dance Lol He gagged.

cheesegal on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:18 pm

And there I thurt @inno feeding her Man and his friend Sperm(4rom a used condom) was Bad, she got Nothing on Kola Boof.. Hahhaa.

fingers on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:21 pm

Gomo are he is no longer calling her and I’m supposed to believe him if I wanna give my marriage a chance akere???now few weeks ago, the lady calls him and I answer the phone and she just froze,well le nna I kinda froze cause I saw on the screen gore who it was mara did not want to act all up, I dont wanna seem like a fool here or a crazy wife mara this is driving me up the wall.As he says its all in the past it must just stay there,just like he asked me nicely gore ke beye di ex tsaka in my past,nagana feela are one a mmotsa ka sum work stuff,engineering work stuff to be exact.

Noance on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:23 pm

@sweetness I think I know u wena! Are u based in cpt???

NOLO on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:24 pm

@bumbum talk to hubby and don’t force the issue, eventually he will man up! Talkin bout zumas inyanga, funny i actually have that woman digits…

Gomolemo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:25 pm

Mbuluzana, dont start tu!! kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I just laughed out loud in the office!!

sweetie on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:26 pm

u guys r crazy

kimmo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:44 pm

nolo wena o di thola kae

Gomolemo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:48 pm

@fingers, ofcourse o ka se tlogele monna wa gago, because some floozy is busy calling him. Take his word and beleive him when he says they have stopped chatting. Kgotsa o bua nnete. Just trust him, for now.

Phindy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:51 pm

@Nolo, wat r u doing wt her digits? Tjo!

sweetness on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:53 pm

@Noance Yes I am… eish wondering now…So how do you think you know me?

There is no permanent patrols there, they randomly come nje…

NOLO on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 2:58 pm

Lol hhayi bantu she’s a family friend

zoesaldanah on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:02 pm

can it be 4pm already….**yawn**

kimmo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:04 pm

talking about inyangas, i wonder what happened to khanyis one from tofo!

Noance on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:09 pm

@sweety did u post a pic on fb of ur stand minus the tv? Ur surname is Dhlamini?

Noance on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:13 pm

I see Fundi is having a do on sunday @ Icon to celebrate her birthday! So that’s the best pic they could find of her? *claps thrice*

sweetness on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:18 pm

Okay!!! @Noace, you know me… can I know you too?? I must somehow know you on a personal level… high school/varsity/samekasi/etc?

Bloging becomes complicated once identity is revealed.

Noance on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:23 pm

@sweety,let’s just say we know each other! I like u so ur identity is safe with me! *wink*

sweetie on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:29 pm

for now though..*hides*

Noance on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:31 pm

Hahaahaaaahaha forever, I’d never do that to u!

manny on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:34 pm

@sweety …dont you have the digits of who hit your plasma? u know I have been makin noise about my GF reposseing OUR tv right /
so hook a bro out lol
askies
I know how an empty stand feels and looks like
zama 54 cm ke R700 ko game for time being

sweetness on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:36 pm

@Noance please like that pic now… just nje… for fun…

Fezzy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:38 pm

@mbuluzana…its now sad that u know things abt me that I don’t even kno. What cruel things are u talking abt? Wena lomuntu inaye wamthola elenga eshlahleni njengepentshisi? Umuntu umthola emuntwini sis, their relationships was rocky when I met him and the distance didn’t make it any easier. So pls musa ukufuna ukungimoshela ubumnandi or try to make me feel guilty. Kade nami bengishaya ngestina.
Its people like u who are going to force me to change my username. No, in fact I will stop sharing anything with u ngoba umuntu nivele nimcobe nje. Changing a username is too much admin. So no more abt my personal life.

@Manny, no u can’t be dating me. Umuntu wami is Zulu as well.

sweetness on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:38 pm

hahahahaha manny!! eish and a whole 42 inch of it!! I am also looking for the numbers so I can buy it bac for R400!!

Gomolemo on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:40 pm

@Noance, please reveal yourself to @sweetie and take her out of her misery tu…lol

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:42 pm

lmao,just read through this Kola Boof statement.Its really a bible.
Yho!Some bitchiness of this woman though ,tltltltltltlt
Wathint’umfati wathint’imbokodo!

LadyMillion on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:43 pm

@Noance…tjo who ever did that flyer does not like Fundi much

LadyMillion on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:45 pm

Hawu @mbuluzana why usukela omnye umntana (Fezzy)

Fezzy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:50 pm

@bumbum ungafuni umuthi wokuthi bakuthande rather get oweschitho. Make hubby hate their guts. Get the strong muthi that u have to mix with ur number2. Uzobona, he won’t even be able to stand them.
Why must they like u? Mina angifuni nje ama inlaws angijwayele kabi. My bf sista who goes to UJ, in fact they are cuzins, their mothers are sisters. That lil gal is a gold digger shem, ucutha even his bro. So mina nje I put a stop to that. The only inlaws I tolerate are the male ones. Its been like that ngo babydaddy and my ex.
Cabanga this UJ gal, we picked her up from the station, took her to her place in Mellville next thing usefuna imali yokudla.
So wena nje funa ischitho esinzima, don’t kill them, separate his from the beeshes.

LadyMillion on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:54 pm

TJO TJO TJO!!!!!

LadyMillion on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 3:57 pm

——->Get the strong muthi that u have to mix with ur number2
OMG!!! how do people do that????
like do you actually take ur number 2 out of the toilet and take it with to ur sangoma *dies*

sweetie on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 4:04 pm

@Fezzzzy.. kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…yah ne

Fezzy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 4:06 pm

@LadyMillion…this gal who was my childhood friend (thank Gaad ngahlukana naye) she actually did that. Worse she was doing it to ubabymamma cos she wanted to be the main maqhuzu. The guy left the poor babymamma with a month old baby.
That woman doesn’t compromise when it comes to men shem.

sxylin on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 4:06 pm

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Fezzy ! How the hell do you do that! *claps 20 times* hebanna!!!!!!!

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 4:11 pm

@KolaBoof (twitter account ka Kola,lol)

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 4:13 pm

lmao a Sotho speaking woman just tweeted Kola kaSesotho,tjo!

“Js read @KolaBoof’s statement. MXM o re tsentse mo masepeng banna ba rona tlebe ba batla di “face-banging” oral sex *Nxaaa ya MaNkosheng*”
andKola replied here,lmao:

“OK—I’m going to block you for not speaking English. Since I don’t speak Ur language, don’t TWEET that shit to me. @Tiicey”

“she is rude shem yho!” but I love me some Kola tjo!tjo!tjo!

Miss T on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 4:14 pm

Hi guyz
someone asked if hubby is back & if I’m stil creepin wit da ex?
Hubby stil not back, apparently mom had a stroke & went back 2hospital. So hubby has arranged dat I follow wit da kids month end, so I’ve taken da month off 2go 2Naija. Oh da ex is also in Naija for sum tour…maybe I’ll bump into him @Lagos

Vesa on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 4:19 pm

Tjo nna weee! The things people do to keep men in their lives??? Mixing muthi & no 2…..ke boloi fela

Bigmama on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 4:29 pm

Kola ke bosso.
@NOLO do share those # eish pity I’m pretoria

Noance on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 4:35 pm

Lmao @Eyh2Jee that’s funny shame!!! She’s been blocking people all day!

Alexis on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 4:38 pm

Triple Tjo..! Ya ne

DrDee on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 4:47 pm

@sxylin so true nana.Men will always cheat.You can give him blow job,eye job,ear job or whatever job but he will still go and cheat with that chickita who can only do missionary.So ladies its never about us as D’Banji put it.

dejane on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 4:47 pm

Tjo just saw the flyer, no hey, its not flying. Its looks very dodge, very 1998 like. Like an invite to a street bash

snapshot on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 4:59 pm

@Fezzy change ur username pls, I can’t stand thinking its u writing lezinto lol
@MissT so wena u rolling Naija all the way

Fezzy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 5:09 pm

Lol. No @snapshot I don’t want u guys to forget me. Lemme just stop talkin sh1t.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 5:12 pm

I’m off chaat Monday.Enjoy the weekend guys

kamzababy on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 5:14 pm

Can someone please post a link of the non flying flyer?

bumbum on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 6:39 pm

kwaaaaa@Fezzy phela usezonginamathela njengo shephisi phela lol.

I still got much love for all of you maJC

@sxylin I’m fustrated here trying to write in a correct manner is a massion #side eyes Bisikiti# lol

KhimKhadasheni on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 6:50 pm

Hahaha! Man niyahlekisa today. @Fabulicious why utshela abanye to get an education, don’t u work at a Clinique counter? Or… And is Gomolemo the same chick who “drives aircrafts”. Now she’s being offered a ridiculous percentage in shares. Cha ninamaaaaanga!!!! *falls of sofa laughing*

DrDee on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 7:00 pm

@kimkadasheni the aircraft driver is/was @baratang babe not @gomolemo.

bumbum on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 7:07 pm

@Nolo lol where did u get her digits…..?

Khimkhadasheni une liver and spare, how can u just say abantu banamanga. o-0

Miss T on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 7:50 pm

@Snapshot, I wouldn’t say just Naija. I jus love my ‘african’ brothas.

lorrelai on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 8:11 pm

Whether Kola is beautiful or not is totally besides the point lapha kum. Oksalayo Djimon Honsou banged her tight cookie, lmao!!

Seriously tho, I believe this woman shem. As much as I ADORE Kimora, and I wish this was happening to Beyonce or Oprah or somebody nje, just not my Kimmy & Djimmy. Maybe not everything is entirely true, and I hate how Kola is reeling in the publicity for her books ngoKimora wam, but shem, idlelwe iMogul.

Kinky Afro on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:13 pm

Errr guys I have a suggestion here. See as I am sitting and watching Bafana, I’m thinking if every South African contributed just R1 each, could we not pay that Sangoma from Free State? I mean this really embarrassing now.

bumbum on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 9:38 pm

kwaaaa Kinky i will contribute without hesitation.

Babyluv on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:16 pm

Lol @fezzy uyangqeda finish, @lorrelai u mst neva y mst B be the 1 otyelwa indoda, i love her. U cnt

fabulicious on Fri, 15th Jun 2012 11:51 pm

@Khim whateva I have a BTech in Somatology and a marketic diploma so yes I consider myself educated enough.
Being black I started lower in the radar than I should have but with absolute love and tanicity for what I do 3yrs into the company u mentioned I’m now a Junior Trainer.

Are you educated?????

Oh by the way thanx for zooming into me ave ndiyithanda i attention!!

kamzababy on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 7:47 am

LMAO kanti where does education “enter”?

fabulicious on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 7:56 am

@kamza ask again, 1 minute it was Kola the next its me, maybe Khim has a secret crush shem lemmi entertain the poor soul

snapshot on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 10:09 am

@Fabu kuthiwa u stand behind a clinique till as if its an offence to do that. If u were not standing behind that till who was gonna sell @Kimk the products. See ur job is very important. Till or no till
@Kimk we don’t judge ppl based on qualifications- every occupation is important. But then its u who said @Gomo is a pilot without even asking, its u who called ppl liers. iLiver yakho ngiyayesaba

anytime on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 10:10 am

Yay!!!finally I remember my password!!!*does happy dance*

snapshot on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 10:15 am

Hau @Anytime u remembered ur pswd when did u forget it nana. R u one of our lovely SB. We dance with u

anytime on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 11:03 am

@snapshot. I silently blog mostly but used to comment once in a while. I find that most of the time I am overwhelmed by the bloggers comments and find it best to silent blog.

KhimKhadasheni on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 12:33 pm

Somatology degree, haha that’s so cute. U do u hunnay! Go on wit yo bad self! Changin the world 1 zit at a time.

KhimKhadasheni on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 12:38 pm

And its TENACITY love. Where’d u buy your qualifications? Sheesh, hambo cela irefund!

bumbum on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 1:44 pm

@Khimkhadasheni no metter how sucsesful u r labantu obabukela phansi are the most important ones, cabanga laba abachitha udoti. Without them nana we are nothing.

I suggest you go to the nearest dam that has crocodiles and take a swim maybe you’l cool off.

Babyluv on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 2:34 pm

Heee bethuna, out of the blue gqi gqi ngo kim kadasheni secukela omnye umntana engamazi. O_o It duznt rain it storms in Sisanda Henna’s lyf ryt nw 1st he gt fired 4rm All u nid is love and Bonnie has left him, shem bethuna isnyabi sabantu

DrDee on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 2:46 pm

Kwaa @bumbum.

bumbum on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 3:52 pm

@Babyluv umshiyelani manje uBonie? awu bethunana sisono ngomtana bantu.

Ms.E on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 4:08 pm

Hehehe…@KimK’s comments took me out of SilentVille…kante Fabu wa batho o itseng ka “education”?

@Gomo:did you go to MHS?

fabulicious on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 5:37 pm

Hehehe yazi Khim ndini I wish I had the energy to do more but all I can do now is laugh at ur sorry ass….so u went and googled the spelling to appear bright bandla ncoooh yazi I feel for you.
K I gave u ur 2 seconds of fame, now u well known so ngixege ne

fabulicious on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 5:59 pm

Oh speaking of ZITS I presume you’ve got thousands of them on ur nasty sebum infested face that’s why u so miserable shame child! I have a friend who lectures in TUT so pls give me ur email ad, the 1st years would have a field day removing urs for their practicals!
Unfortunately I don’t practice anymore otherwise I’d remove them for you for free! Or maybe I’d have to charge coz as good as I am I would need man power! Ur case is the severe type!

On second thought! U probably have a mixture of PAPULES, PASTULES, COMEDONS, WArts and Lord knows what else on that ugly fugly face of urs!!!!! *pukes!* so you’d definately need some sort of cosmetic surgery, Try it, you’ll be happier and less bothered about ppl u don’t even know.
If u can’t afford it, which I’m sure u can’t then go bury urself in sand or take @bumbum’s advice!

*STAY IN YOUR LANE!!!!!!!*

kamzababy on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 6:57 pm

MAra people don’t give up neh? LOL death!

DrDee on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 8:17 pm

Yah neh.JC is boss.

Babyluv on Sat, 16th Jun 2012 10:45 pm

Aowa fabu papu wt wt lolment, @bumbum apparently he is controling, he wont let her do kissing scenes thats y her agent in the US droppd her its also 1 of the reasons she hsnt bin geting jobs here

bumbum on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 12:27 am

im glad im not a celeb phela diz ppl r dervocing like its a fashion trend…..remember de days when leggings wer the big thing, its like dat in Celebville

KhimKhadasheni on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 12:32 am

Lmao!!!! Ungazoba serious!!!

KhimKhadasheni on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 12:40 am

fabulicious says:

Does Kola think kukhona umtu in this day and age othuswa ngu FUCK YOU na? U whow education wud have really done a lot for her Fugly face and Empty brain

Posted on June 15th, 201

Now I ask again comrades, who is she to tell others to get an education then cry foul when asked about hers? It was a simple question. No need to tatazela.

MyThoughts on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 1:13 am

KimKhadash sweety we heard you. Go get vaginally infibulated or something. TJO!!!

snapshot on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 7:01 am

@Fabu just mute @KimK its clear she’s a personal thingie against u.

I’m still waiting for ur call njalo. My ears will do with a sweet sexy voice like urs, remember u must beat @Shandu so do ur best

Bakithi treat ur daddies well its father’s day- mine can go jump in that crocodile river & play with @Kimk for all I care

LadyM on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 8:02 am

Shoooo! Clearly A LOT of thingz has been happening. Haven’t been on JC in eons! I blame this move to FS.. I need friends, any1 wanna be my friend? *bats eyelids* It gets real lonely outchea. Welkom, Bloem ppl holla at moi assomblief!
Zuma needs to quit already, kuyacaca ukba uyahluleka.
I dnt knw wat Kola Boof’s story is tho iv seen her name flying ko twitter.

fabulicious on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 8:32 am

*MUTED*
@snappy mos you were going thru a bad storm so I decided to give u a break nyana,lol. This week yimi nawe ke eish nawe @shandu I hope u didn’t set the bar too high!
I feel the same about my dad…I’m glad I met him and saw how useless he is myself ndakholwa otherwise I’d be on some Khumbulekhaya tip. We speak over the phone 3 times a year, don’t even know if I shud send him an sms today, he’s old and frail and siskepsel ngokubut he never did jack for me,now I’ll spend my good Sunday wondering whether I shud sms him or not and ofcourse my husband says I shud call him,nx he doesn’t even deserve nale sms nje

anytime on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 10:27 am

Send the sms @Fabu. You have nothing to lose. Atleast u have someone to send an sms too, some of us don’t.

snapshot on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 10:41 am

@Fabu sms the old man, if he didn’t donate u wouldn’t be here.

Yoo u guys I just had a dream abt my dad. It seems I went to visit him. He told me his toilet is blocked n I must unblock it for them. Hehehe I laughed so much. I stood up and showed him my nails ngathi “mina unblock toilet, never shem, go do it urself” I woke up I was a bit irritated.

Noance on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 11:30 am

@Khim Being mean and showing urself smarter than other folks only indicates how wounded u are! I feel sorry for u, to wake up and got to bed bitter must be a full time job! Sending u love and light, u need it!

Noance on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 11:32 am

@Fabu,sms fela lady! Forgive and Let Go! Every wound must heal at some point sisi.

lolo on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 12:22 pm

I know how @Fabu feels mna. If I were her I would not send an sms. Men think they can just abandon kids with no consequence.

If a man fathers a child and does not care materially for the child, if he refuses to but nappies, formula, school books, shoes hats! That man is NOT a father! I’m sorry a blood link is not enough to buy family loyalty!

You have ACT like a father!

Miss T on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 12:30 pm

I feel da same as Lolo. My father is now desperate for my love & I tell him straight up dat his nothing 2me.

lolo on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 12:42 pm

@Miss T mna I feel that each time a grown ass man gets paid, and he consciously decides NOT to buy his kid food or clothes or pay for school fees, HE, the man is erasing the blood link!

He cannot decide to play the father card when it suits him! Mna ndithi makahambe ayowa shem!

Babyluv on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 12:58 pm

Send that sms to ur mom

Soso on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 1:30 pm

Happy father’s day to all the responsible non sperm donor JC dads,step dads,uncles,baby daddies may you all have a blessed day..

Death by Snappy’s dream! Kwaaaaaaaa

@ Fab don’t send that sms,let him abe miserable,he is used being like that.#bbm evil emoticon#

DrDee on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 2:20 pm

Happy Father’s Day to our JC great dad who is always there for his boys @lustagp.Hope you are having a great day.

Eyh2Jee on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 2:41 pm

most useful fathers are the ones who are still in love with their childen’s mothers … its hard to find a caring father who is no longer living under the same roof le mme wa hao.
Qinani maJC amahle …

Eyh2Jee on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 2:43 pm

thanks @Soso,now I feel like someone does recognize my role la emhlabeni.

kamzababy on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 8:43 pm

Haow now that they divorcing she says the hubby was controlling? These celebs ba dlala ka rona shem. I remember back ka 2006/2007 co cut,fs res church. Before baya overseas she said it was both their decision. She even started not accepting the “lovey dovey” scenes because she was a born again and even started being celibate. So hubby is the man God gave him as he was also a pastor. She must not come out and lie cos her marriage failed! Maybe she’s divorcing cos mr henna is broke, who knows.

Deemag on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 9:47 pm

@kamzababy I know for a fact that what Bonisile is saying is true! Without a doubt! I can’t exactly say who but I have dated one of the brothers, and when I read the story I had a sense of dejavu! They are very loving but yoh very possesive its almost violent… I for one know that hubby enforced that no kissing rule; and the money part was the final nail in the coffin! Uthando olungela ne mali cha!

So I know she is starting to see it! But she will go back to her husband

kamzababy on Sun, 17th Jun 2012 11:51 pm

So she/they were lying to us all this time? In church nogal? *claps once* I’ll be lying if I say I’d marry someone who doesn’t have money or date someone who doesn’t have future plans (if not working).

Hustler on Mon, 18th Jun 2012 12:41 am

Hi guys*waves hand slowly and shyly*Im Hustler*In that voice of an AA member@his/her first meeting*Im new…

snapshot on Mon, 18th Jun 2012 7:51 am

Siyakwamukela @Hustler. Feel at home

samlicious on Mon, 18th Jun 2012 9:39 am

Happy Monday guys and a happy belated Fathers Day to our JC fathers. Eish I actually this Bonnie and Sisanda break up coming from a distance. To people that worked and got a chance to see a little bit of the couple’s life, all was not well.The wife seemed to be the possessive one and her actions said it all.

Babyluv on Mon, 18th Jun 2012 10:01 am

*waves back* @hustler where r u 4rm? r u male/fmale? Do u hve kids? Are u married?

sexymm on Mon, 18th Jun 2012 10:59 am

Hey Snapshot, are u good…Your dream mara,lol

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