June 22, 2012 by Brown Shuga
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Happy Friday, JHB’s cold, worse for those of us nursing the flu. Rather the flu than a broken heart huh!?
blaque on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 6:31 am
Its Friday, its weeeeekend. Dumelang.
Cutie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 6:39 am
Morning Bloggers! My anything goes is as ff:
2 weeks back I started feeling some pain on the exterior of my honeypot. Even during dancing it would hurt. The I took a mirror and checked. I had 2 pimples. Tjo I was sure my hubby gave me STI. Then I went to see a doc who said I have ingrown hair (not sti) and I must stop shaving. Yeah nhe, black forest aint my thing and its very untidy. But ke this bloody pimple hurts shame I can do with Whiz Khalifa’s hair for a while, not for long.
So the question I wanna ask is how do you prevent this ingrown hair thing? I react to veet!
blaque on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 6:42 am
Bo-mme, are u now using pampers (new born) instead of pads? * just curious*
lbg on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 6:49 am
Happy friday erbody I’m happy to say I finally got a vibrator nd its huge hvnt tried it yet. R they comfy?
Thase on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 6:55 am
Kwaaaakwaaaa at the vibrator story.
Get better soon BS, thought you were in the islands (mauritius). @cutie try veet for sensitive skin, they have good ones these days that dont burn the skin.
Happy friday all.
Thase on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 6:56 am
pampers instead of pads??? confused…
bumbum on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 7:15 am
Morning fellow bloggers. Today is not my day, booked a 5am Kombi (Company fetch us) and it didn’t show up I had to take my car and drive like I a taxi driver bcs I thought I was late only to find out I was booked 14:00 midday. The roster people are mad, how can they tell me a wrong time. I refuse to go back and come back on 14:00 never!.
Babyluv on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 7:41 am
He banna *claps once* y would we use pampers instead of pads
sweetie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 7:50 am
good morning mabloggers,
eish @blague i dont undastand the pampers story
@ibg, congrats gal , i hope u bought the correct size
@cutie, yes try the veet sensitive i just hate hair down there its just not on
kamzababy on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 7:51 am
death by pampers. ele gore y would you use pampers or are you talking about people whio just gave birth? happy friday guys and a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery happy birthday to me, myself and I.i give thanx to the one above. God Bless
fabulicious on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 7:53 am
(This is for Sundani, Alexis, Phathu and crew)
My anthing goes is @sxylin…yazi I didn’t know nor was interested in knowing Rick Ross till u made ur private crush public kanti unje? Tjo! SMH, he’s a big daddy and all teddy bear ish yena mara no!
Oh this goes outto my collegue who busted me in that other post abt my carreer!mxim
Since I’m the only darky who does what I do in our lil shack of an office mcim (Michell hello buddy! ..Y
fabulicious on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 7:59 am
Kwaaaaa @bumbum soze ndingayhleki! Jus sleep in the car until 2
Zida on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:01 am
Hellows darlinks. *waves and does Naomi Campbel walk* I know it’s late but I wanna spill some tea about the Gareth Cliff situation. He likes the brown chocolate alrite. But they got the gender wrong. How about a certain editor of a man’s magazine? I was at some house party/braai in Sandhurst and the two played as close as butter plays toast. Also, hasn’t Gareth been bumping nether regions with Alan Ford for years? *winks*
mzuaqe on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:15 am
Mogoe of the week Swiry’s sister —> “im kdnpd i dnt kn wtf Im”
sweetie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:17 am
mzuaque, eish wena!
dejane on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:18 am
@Zida, a gay colleague of mine also mentioned and was adamant that Mr Cliff is gay.
Happy Friday everyone. It has been a long week. My lil one was admitted to hospital, been sleeping there the entire week, ngapha work is HECTIC. Yho i need a drink nje.
Smatsatsa on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:23 am
Sorry @dejane, what’s wrong with your lil one?
@Zida which Editor? Destiny Man?
manny on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:25 am
anything goes neh
this wasnt my week …at all ..I have already related the cop-girl -makwakwai story….
so I am having problems with my chick…Im not talking to her ..
so tuesday I go for dinner with this lady friend of mine…
long story short -we were comforting each other ..I slept over #eish sferb tendencies I know.#
we are sleeping peacefully ….2am i was woken up by funny noises …bang MAMA HAS THE MADLOZIS …she was in trans the madlozis were there ,,,,she was twhisting an twilling makes sounds ( uhu uhu uhu uhu ) I dint know what to do …I put on some mpepho that was on the corner there ,,,,,iyo and she cooled off ..kwaaaaa mina I got bbm and started telling my buddies whats hapenning(JC BLOGGERS DONT SLEEP-COZ I GOT RESPONSES ) -I was temptedTO TAKE PICS EISH JAH NEH
kamzababy on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:26 am
may your lil one get well Dejane
kamzababy on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:27 am
kwaaaaaaaa Manny. are tlogeleng boferb tuuuu death!
Nthoentle on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:29 am
Kwaaaaa @Mzuaqe o sele!!!! Kwaaaa Mara that’s kak funny.
@Blaque-what are you saying nana? Pampers and pads ?! Perplexed for dayzzz
@Fabu-I also loveeee me some Ricky Rozey! Stretch marks n all
manny on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:29 am
@kamza in the morning my clothes were smelling that mpepho ish…….all I can say she will never brush my mkhaba again
anytime on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:31 am
Lol @ Manny. That is what u get for your Sferb tendencies.
Morning bloggers…I ask again, is anyone going to the Jazz Festival in Port Shepstone?
Mapakisha on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:31 am
Kwwaaaaaaaaa Manny, o matlholaadibona straight, serves you right for boferb… Qabanga!! Lmao – hayi ngeke, ulayekile!
manny on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:32 am
@dejane ..jwetse mochana wa malome afole ..ke tlo morekela di pongpong hake kgola …sorry babe-
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:35 am
hawuuuuuuu Manny uwrongo shem! My anything goes! I WENT TO THE CHOP SHOP, I CUT MY HAIR ALLES I HAVE THEEEE SHORTEST HAIR! TJO I FEEL FREE
@Fabu i just want to melt when you talk about Rick Ross! *Cues Maybach music* Hebanna Zida tjo!
Hey @dejane i hope lil Onthatile is feeling much better
sweetie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:36 am
bhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @Manny agh shame that means madlosi a gage ga o batle jou
Miranda on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:37 am
Its the weekeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed baby!!!!!!
So I scheduled an appointment with this private banker @ STD bank
I am not sure about this hey. Is it as rosy as it is advertised. I have cellphone and internet banking, do I really need some1 to do my banking when I can just do it over the phone?What are the key benefits here kahlekahle?
I am using absa student acc want to change banks…I know I have to change because they chau my moolah those niggas., but I am just lazy …the admin of changing all the debit orders to the new bank, hai ngeke, Phoning them with my airtime…no no no.So, is private banking the ish, or i should go get a normal account.
bumbum on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:41 am
jto @Manny you are my heroe neh, I was feeling so sad I even cried and this Indians thought I was going through a dirvoce Nxa……Its my late moms birth day and I miss her so much that I can literally feel the pain in my heart but I just read this and was so laughing that they think Im mad, one minute im sobbing the next im laughing my lungs out.
manny on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:41 am
tko @miranda…u must be loaded if you get assigned a prvt banker …
go for it-the prv banking fees are less than the normal ones …you know how it goes…the richer get rich and so forth …..
but its worth it …u set app for going to the bank .you get there your package is ready …and you bounce
Mapakisha on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:45 am
My anything goes is about some dude I met recently, he ain’t my type. This guy helped me move ka his van & all, got a few boys to help. Paid them & such, so I was kinda entertaining his attention kancane yabo. But he started coming over like all the time & calling &&& so I blacklisted his number. Hao, on wednesday around 6 I’m @ my place sleeping(wasn’t feeling well), there’s a knock on my door & I’m thinking “not a lotta people know where I live & those that do would have called”, so I ignore the knock till he goes away. So now I’m sitting there, curious hore ne ele mang, so I check my phone & indeed there’s a voicemail msg from van guy. I listen to the message & this dude is like talking in the backround, like he didn’t realise the phone had gone to v.mail.. The message goes: “eish, wa hlanya kea mo lata, kea mo lata”… then there’s faint voices in the background & then again …. “kea mo lata, Ke batla ho mo nyoba!!”
I listened to that message like 6 times to make sure I’d heard right, I was furious. So I unblocked his number & called him, he didn’t answer, then a few seconds later he calls back on some “I was @ yo place, I’m still in your neighbourhood, can come see you” & I’m like Please do. He gets there & he’s all innocent & on some, i’ve been tryina call you bt yo phone’s always on v.mail. I missed you nywenywenywe.. So I tell him well, i’m here now, no need to miss me no more, he’s like can I kiss you? At this point I’m looking @ him thinking sies maan!! So i give the phone & make him listen to the v.message.
kimmo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:47 am
@sxylin i also cut my hair a month ago, all of it i must say its the greatest feeling ever!
kwaaaaaa @ manny, o laegile!!!
@cuttie i know that ingrown hair stuff, used to get it alot when i was preggies, its sore very very sore
sweetie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:49 am
@bumbum, shame gal i know how it feels
dejane on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:49 am
Lol @ Manny tjo i would have been freaked out. I would’nt sleep over ever again. Did you ask her what that was abaout?
My lil one is epileptic, when her temperature soars, it leads to a convulsion. She’s fine though, it’s just that hospitals are so hostile, but the nurses are great. She’s well taken care of. Thank God for medical aid, i cant begin to imagine if my mom didnt have medical aid, we’d be screwed coz i dont have one myself.
Thanks for well wishes.
PoohBear on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:49 am
@Miranda, for normal banking, I think it’s the same, I still pay R200 as a monthly fee, I think it’s more though this year. But for financing if u want to buy a car, getting a bond, etc, then it’s better, it takes far less time to get ur applications approved.
bumbum on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:53 am
@Fabu lol if you knew how pissed I was, I had to settle to stay and claim to get paid 8:48 hours then go back and come back and work then claim 12:00 hours sorry
Nthoentle on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:56 am
Kwaaaa @Manny!!!! O tla lahla. Jwale have you called her? Hahaha gape lea di bona ka montle.
@Miranda-Nna I don’t use my banker hey. I don’t even know what I’d ask of them to do that I wouldn’t be able to hey.
manny on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:56 am
guys did yall see absa getting their furniture taken away by red-ants ….it was kinda nice too see them being embarassed as they alwyas chuck people out of their houses …
I wish It was done at STD BNK….I hate banka eo ka passion
Miranda on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 8:58 am
Thanx Manny. I am not loaded wena. Banks give private banking facilities to every Tom, Dick and Thabang these days…some new private banking for young professionals thing…costing 125/month at std bank, fnb, absa and ned bank have it
@Sxylin……tjo, ke a go duma(i.e. I envy you). But wait…its winter, doesn’t your head get hlokolozad by the winter cold? #inspired# One day my hair will be groff, rich and black….then I will live with short hair for good #day dreaming#
dejane on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:05 am
Short hair is the best, had a chiskop once, felt so liberated. Then i would cut into i brush cut, absolutely loved it. The only snag is when you attempt to grow it back, it takes forever to grow (at least mine did). Growing it back ke stress nje, thats the only reason i wont cut it again. I’m loving my afro, cant wait to take off this weave.
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:07 am
hehehehe Miranda we are in different seasons; its cloudy in NYC most days but its quite warm, but im currently in the Indian Ocean so the weather is acturally great! i live in a bikini;
Guys did you miss @Zida’s shocking news! Private Banker is useless,but i like him for one thing he mistakenly posted my husband’s statements to the house instead of emailing them to him hehehehe i will always forever be indebted to him!
Botshelo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:09 am
Im derpressed, having a child with a fool is so depressing
Nomaha on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:11 am
What caught my attention is Nolubabalo’s statement or is it old news alread? Cant blame me I’ve been in hibernation for 2 days, no internet, no phon *sigh*
blaque on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:13 am
Out of sillyness ke ile ka botsa ausi o mong so. Me: ‘is that all yours or ke Always Ultra?’. She: ‘ ke pampers e nyane, e comfort shem!’. She looked serious.
Mapakisha on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:13 am
Eish, I cut my hair too, the first few days felt great but now I hate it.. I’m putting on a weave this weekend, ngeke phela!!
Alexis on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:14 am
Ndi matsheloni avhudi @Fabulicious..
bumbum on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:16 am
Thanks sweet, I hope I feel better by the end of the day, hubby is taking me to a shopping speer and I can’t shop with a broken heart.
Wish you all a happy friday and wonderfull weekend
Fab Tee on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:21 am
can someone please breakdown what @blaque just said, i so wanna get this pampers story sakhe, ndilost shem, pretty please?
Nokxie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:22 am
Happy Birthday to the wonderful Linda Pro Mkhize, usuku oluhle Khabazela <3
Mina just wanna *clap once* at Zuri Designs (@zuri_designs on Twitter and FB)
Twitter gliteratti have been pushing them etc Weza, FC Fortune etc, for their gorgeous shoes, online boutique Mid-April they posted a pic of heels I immediately fell in love with, enquired next day had transferred R950 to get my order processed and delivered to what was promised to be 10-12 working days
Well 2 montsh later, nothing. First story was a supposed delay with the supplier, them running out of material, then followed by the shoe being made from scratch (nigga please hand-made shoes dont cost R950) the 3 weeks ago after asking for my money back as it was way off the promised expected delivery woman suddenly said the shoes had arrived and since I was so hell bent on having them in my seduction ensemble, once again gave her benefit and gave her 1 week allowance to supposedly have them released from customs, week later nothing.
Then claimed her driver was running wild doing deliveries as he saw fit and was not following instructions to drop off my shoes, last week friday was gatvol as she had last spoken to me the previous Tuesday claiming that the driver is ignoring her calls (like really, you employ someone who ignores you) and claimed she had taken the shoes from the driver so she can personally bring the shoes to me, but said delivering blankets was keeping her busy and if I dont have the shoes this past monday she'll return my money
So then I was voicing my disatisfaction on Twitter and FB, Monday (as per her request) went & nothing at 00:04 tuesday morning I then emailed her and that ambassador of hers Gale Williams on that they have once again lied to me, and denied lying like how can you deny that you have come up with every excuse in the book not to deliver on a service that has already been paid for and is 7 weeks overdue. In this instance I didnt give a hoot even if she was delivering blankets to Jesus i wanted my order delivered on time or refunded immediately
Anyways the hoodrats blocked me on Twitter but still kept me on BBm, the owner then BBMs me to say she has decided to give me back my money but doesnt have the money (as I said I wanted my money by Thursday-yesterday) and will give me my money once she has funds JEZUS!!!
So guys stay away from Zuri designs they have gorgeous shoes and do tempt you I am an instant gratification person so I rather go to Rage and get shoes now0now but i was tempted and smitten by these shoes and knw I wouldnt get them anywhere else and since I knew people that knew them and recommended them against my better judment and usual practise I ordered via a social network, biggest frauds I have ever come across.
So thought I should vent and warn you guys and I will be seeing them at small claims court. Right now I have MIE to do the tracing on the information I have provided them
zoesaldanah on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:26 am
my anything goes is that this day must just end already..
all i can think about is movies, movies movies…
have a lekker one good people
Vesa on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:31 am
@cutie….the trick is to exfoliate after shaving. You will never have the itching or in-grown hairs problem. You can do this using that “soft body scrub thingy” that you can buy from clicks.
LizM on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:40 am
Good Morning all..
@Nomaha, you are not late, I think. Yesterday I read Nolubabalo ‘Babsie’ Nobanda’s statement and I became very upset and sad afterwards. If what she said is true, its a shame that someone she considered as her friend would do this to her and lure her in to being a drug trafficker. As for the friends comment on FB…smh! How can someone be proud of being a drug trafficker?
Vesa on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:40 am
@nomaha….you are late about Babsie’s statement. It was discussed at length on another article izolo.
Zida, heee…..mgosi o mokana? Gareth used to date Lize moes? The one that was on Idols the other year?
I hope it’s not the associate editor of GQ magazine you are talking about here.
Vesa on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:43 am
@Nokxie…..those websites sell shoes of poor quality, made in China. I bought a pair from Lullabelle and I would never go back there again.
I’m used to buying shoes on-line but from overseas shops and I have never been disappointed.
sk1 on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:44 am
Kwaaaaa@ Manny ….
Dumelang kaofela , benginikhumbule
Smatsatsa on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:46 am
Hee hee @Nokzie, so huwe lo beka busy nge Zuri Designs on twitter? Hee hee, you are one angry woman bo!! But I understand your frustrations.. I’ve always been sceptical of such “botiques” as they call them and the way these twitter celebs endorse those shoes.. Anyway, that lady still has a long way to go to be a reputable brand, the stories I’ve heard about them are just off nje. I once emailed them asking for a catalogue then she replied asking me doe my email address!! I got my answer right there..
samlicious on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:46 am
Hello bloggers and a HAPPY birthay to @bumbum. Happy Friday to me, iam in such a good mood this morning. Guys morning glory is good for you especially when you are on your way to work. You would swear I won lotto, iam in such a good mood its crazy.
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:48 am
Nokxie we all now know who you are babes; you are pretty and Zuri designs must pay! fooook
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:56 am
ahhhhhhhhhhhh @Vesa i almost ordered a pair from Lulla Belle izolo and Nthoentle told me not to i will forever be grateful for the warning!
Fezzy on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:58 am
Ibirthday kaPro today? Oh Gcwabe kamaVovo lo!
I just logged on to say Happy Birthday to Pro. He is my husband, he just dont know it yet.
Vesa on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:58 am
Just checked Zuri Designs’s mentions! Lol
Nokxie….you are one pretty lady
promisez on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:01 am
waze wangihlekisa u manny! tlltltlttltl
happy frieesss everybody!
Vesa on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:04 am
ahhhhhhhhhhhh @Vesa i almost ordered a pair from Lulla Belle izolo and Nthoentle told me not to I will forever be grateful for the warning!
@sxylin…..You must thank her for that! The shoes are beautiful ne, mara poor quality I tell you. And for that money?
sexymm on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:08 am
Mara Manny ungiqedile yoh!U should’ve taken pics, tl tl.
@sexylin, i’m cutting my hair today as well, hope i dont change my mind.
Happy birthday Kamzababy
@Dejane, aphole bantu unana.
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:13 am
sexymm chop, chop, chop! it feels so airy gosh im never putting relaxer on my head for shittttttttt!
Fluffie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:15 am
Morning y’all kuyabanda namhlanje but good thing it’s Friday already!
Happy besday @Kamzababy, wish all your desires to come true, God bless…
@Dejane glad to hear the baby is much better now…
@Botshelo what did baby-daddy do now?
Smatsatsa on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:22 am
So @Nokxie did you get your refund??
Angenoir on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:23 am
Morning, speaking of online boutiques…saw a majority of their shoes that they sell for R800-R1500 at a shop just opposite the Noord taxi rank for R150-R250 max.Hayi Hayi they must stop ripping other kids off.
Nokxie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:26 am
Oooh crap forgot that it was gonna expose me, so now have to be nice about what I write about ppl here and not skinner
@Smatsatsa its been simmering for a while so usually I keep it in till I cant contain it then I lose it but usually a happy/relaxed person
But have learnt my lesson, was just taken by those shoes but never again
Thanks @sxylin @Vesa
MyThoughts on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:26 am
lolo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:31 am
@Noxie kanti umhle? Yhuu!!!
Noance on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:33 am
Happy friday Fwends!!! Its sooooo cold uyazi. I am not even going to bother myself and attempt to work shame.
Get well soon @Lelo
Nokxie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:35 am
@Smatsatsa she says she doesnt have money at the moment, maybe she thinks if she delays it ngizosokola somehow, wouldnt even get a bottle of Vueve eIcon, but am not writing it off ngizoyibasela
Nokxie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:38 am
Fezzy musa ukudlalela kuma backyards abantu LOL, dankie @Lolo ngifana nobaba wami
Vesa on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:40 am
@Angenoir……I believe you! The way they are quickly mushrooming on twitter, you can see that they are getting them somewhere at a very cheap price, and are ripping us off
Noance on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:49 am
Whats this no panty day nonsense??? Shame in our country, we honestly do not need such.
lolo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:52 am
@Noxie mhle uyihlo ke!
Mna today I’m feeling broody! My youngest is turning 3 next Friday and I realise ubana she is probably my last child! Its kinda sad to say bye to my productive years! I loved having a brand new person in the house!Now the little Miss insists on choosing her own clothes! I want her to stay two forever!
Hay shem imma adopt!
sweetness on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:53 am
I am I weird??
Every time I find out I am not preggies, I get sooo excited, but cant stop wondering if there is a problem with me… Me and Mr are regular HIV testers, and we randomly spoil ourselves to some “unprotected” fun, but I never get pregnant, I don’t want a child nor does he… It worries me, but its such a relief!!!
Happy Friday y’all!!
kamzababy on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:56 am
thanx Sexymm anf Fluffie
Fezzy on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:58 am
This is the last time Im blogging as Fezzy by the way. Im changing my username.
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 10:59 am
Happy birthday @Kamza!!!
@manny, u and your stories haha OMG! So u didnt know she was thwasaring, why didnt u ask about the mpepho in her bedroom
@dejane, hope ur lil one gets out of there soonest
@Noxkie, its a good thing u exposed them… they definitely will have less orders from now on
LacocM on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:03 am
Lol @yhuuu hehehe Lolo mara. Ohh death by Lady Gaga calling SA fans, SA monsters!
Gomolemo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:04 am
No anything goes for me, except that im working tomorrow, im so pissed.
Happy birthday Kamzababy, o gole o lekane le tlou!!
@Manny, huuuuuuuu wa di bona shem!! Luckily she didnt start beating on a drum!!
manny on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:05 am
@ladymillion the sferb in me didnt take note of those things….I wanted i parcel qha …
happy besday Kamza oje joy neh
lolo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:05 am
@Sweetness its not odd love! Some people are NOT maternal and that is okay! Its ridiculous to expect every single woman in the world to want a baby!!!!
Mna I’ve always loved kids! Even as a really young child I KNEW I wanted lots of babies! I was the kid who would insist on taking care of younger kids in my hood! People always used me as a free baby siter smh! I remember when I was ten my oldest sister got pregnant! My mom had this first Aid Book and it shiwed a baby in utero! In the first month they said ( in the book the baby was a size of a bean! I used to get so scared thinking my sister would pee out my bean-sized nephew and flush him out!
sweetness on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:06 am
Hi @Noance I know you me, can I know you??
By the way, how many of you ladies are not wearing panties for this “No panty day”?
Botshelo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:08 am
@ Fluffie he randomly sees the kid and now wants to have a “mosebetsi’ for him, like WTF
sexymm on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:15 am
@Fezzy hayi dont change your username, ngizophathisa bani manje eMnambithi.lol
I’m going shopping today then off to cut my hair.*excited*
Gomolemo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:16 am
@Lolo, how many kids do u have? I have only one and i feel like time is not on my side to try for another one…
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:17 am
sexymm which bank do you work for? lol
Noance on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:17 am
Hello @ sweetness, all in due to my love. O ska wara.
Happy Birthday Kamzababy, hope u have a g day!
sexymm on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:20 am
Lol @sexylin, what maked you think ngisebenza e-bank sthandwa?
MyThoughts on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:24 am
I used to get so scared thinking my sister would pee out my bean-sized nephew and flush him out! <<< Ai Ai Ai uLolo bandla!
Happy birthday Kamza
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:25 am
@LacocM—-> Ohh death by Lady Gaga calling SA fans, SA monsters!
She did WHAATT!!??? oh no she didnt! *takes off earings* where/when??
sk1 on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:25 am
HBD 2 bumbum and Kamzababy
Dejane hope yo nunu gets beta
mmmmh @samlicious i envy u , don knw wen ws the last i did the dance
BlindFold on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:26 am
Happy birthday to all who are celebrating their days today, may you all enjoy your day and be richly blessed.
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:26 am
the sferb in me didnt take note of those things….I wanted i parcel qha
@manny kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then YOU GOT SERVED!!
Miranda on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:26 am
Someone just broke my hear today. This lady told me that one can not adopt a baby unless they have a partner, (i.e. husband in my case) and she told me how tedious the process is, apparently before and after the adoption,the adoption agency people will randomly pay visits to the house just to check up on how the kid is doing……and a whole lot of crap negative things about adopting kids…I hope she is lying hle lena. do you guys have any clue on this. Like I am hurtnyana in a way.
I had dreams of adopting my first kid if age 30 comes before I get married and two more to follow in case i never get to see the aisle.I still want adopted kids, but this bitch spoilt my day .I am actually irritable and madnyana.
nan on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:27 am
@Cutie: why don’t you try an epilator, it works for me and no more ingrown nails
@blaque: Pampers zani na? please elaborate on your question tu? Mara wena kodwa uyazithanda izinto * I sense some sfrb tendencies from you
@lbg: power to you dear enjoy
Kwaaaa @Manny you should’ve taken pixs
@sweetness: I am wearing mine and you wouldn’t believe how many peeps have asked me that Q ths morning and its freezing shem
nan on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:30 am
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:31 am
what MAKED you think ngisebenza e-bank
im sorry @sexymm i know this one is definitely an error seeing that D is right next to S…….. but LOL!!!
SilentBloggar on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:32 am
Wow @Noxie it’s terrible what this ZuriDesigns people are doing to you. Please don’t write off your money fight for it, these fraudsters need to be exposed and taught a lesson. I wish you had another platform to expose her and her liesM it makes me so angry cause you tried to support her business now she’s doing this nonsense. I hope you get your money back girl.
sweetness on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:32 am
HBD 2 bumbum and Kamzababy
@lolo I also want lots of babies, I am just not ready, or married yet, the worst mistake a woman can make is have a baby with a man who is vocal about not being ready to have a child now… You never know what will happen…
@noance you are going to make me change my username like Fezzy now…
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:35 am
sk1 why are you depriving yourself or rather your nookie so much fun?
nan on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:35 am
@Miranda: Some of these social workers are so hectic nje
i also have a friend who went through the whole adoption thing and it didnt work out now she’s a foster parent and poor thing is that she has had the kid for 12 years now
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:38 am
@sweetness..shame mna i wear my BLUMAS everyday.i think if you wear jeans without panties you have to wash them just after that one wear.really dont understand ladies who wear jeans repeatedly whereas they havent been wearing undies.its just dirty
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:39 am
im tempted to colour my hair; any color ideas im not yellow bone; im caramel skinned
sweetness on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:44 am
@sexlyn, I also have caramel skin and I have this caramel blonde color on my short hair… And I have been told its the best color for me… try it out.
But I am going black this weekend…
BlindFold on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:45 am
@sxylin..they say colouring hair while preggies is not good, wait until you give birth to the little nunus.
Fab Tee on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:47 am
I thought @bumbum said its her late mom’s birthday today maybe I read wrong, too lazy to scroll up and check *shrugs*
Happy birthday @kamza
RE: lolo being broody, dont get me started on that subject, the way ndimbawela ngakhona omnye umntana, my baby is turning two in a couple of months and I so badly want a little girl tjo but I’m unmarried so ndinentloni uphinda umntana wesbini out of wedlock so soon,futhi akathembisi nto nalomfana uthule uthe cwaka, to be honest I think the only reason we are still together is coz of the baby *sigh*
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:49 am
hehehe at sweetness may i see? Yes? No? OK loooooool; i just want to have an idea how it will look like! firstname.lastname@example.org
kamzababy on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:50 am
Thanx guys for the birthday wishes. i just got my prezzie in the kitchen! there i was filling my hot water bottle with BOILING water and the stoopid bottle slipped. now my poor fingers are red. now i have to put ice to cool it off. why dont they just send me home?
sexymm on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:52 am
Ladymillion,lol, I thought about apologising for that mistake but ngabuye ngathi “hayi suka, for whta”
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:52 am
aweeeeeeeeeeeee im sorry @kamzababy Happy Birthday nunus
Noance on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:56 am
@sweetness, feel free to do whatever please u. I said I would not revela who u are and I stick by my word. as for who I am, I will let u know in due time.
@sxylin make sure u colour with a chemical for pregnant ladies. Kourtney kardashian was also attacked on twitter for colouring her hair while preggers but she said she used organic colour what what that she checked with her doctor.
Noance on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:57 am
Death by Engrish…… Geez!
dejane on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 11:57 am
Happy Birthday Kamza!!! Have a dope one
softnfree on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:02 pm
No wonder Gareth is so arrogant… he is frustrated by the inside of his very own closet..
sexymm on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:08 pm
sexylin awuze nezocansi phela.
lolo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:11 pm
@FabTee don’t say that wena! Men never stay just because of babies! If that as the case then the maintenance would not be filled! Have a baby wethu ! Marriage will follow! Mna I regret NOT breeding like a bunny in my twenties! Ngoku ku late I turn 36 in November! Any child I have @ this point would not be well…
There is this chick in my daughters school, she is also 35 but has 7 kids (five girls ) twin boys! She has such a gorgeous family! Bahle bonke abantwana bakhe plus bayafana! The ages range from 14 years to 18 months (twin boys)
Can you imagine how cool it will be when she is 60 and her kids and grandkids throw a party for her!
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:16 pm
i am checking online baby clothes and i just saw a baby vest (printed)for R2850 kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa like do people really buy that stuff! yhuuuuuuuu
Jahara on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:17 pm
I hope u guys had a great week. Mine has been hectic!
Happy birthday to everyone o golang today,may u stay blessed.
Mathaz on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:21 pm
My 15 month old son has one testicle and the other one has not descended to its rightful place. I want to find out from parents whose son has done a similar operations what their experineces are, the healing process?
CarrieBradshaw on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:26 pm
@@Nokxie I also ordered from Zuri Designs 2 months ago and have yet to receive my shoes too.
Their service is appalling and you have to keep chasing them to be updated so they can tell you the story about the shoes being made from scratch. I’ve also asked for a Refund. I will NOT be a repeat customer.
Then she asks if you’d like to make another bulk order…I was like “Lady…GTFOH with that mess! Give my money or my damn shoes!”
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:28 pm
Then she asks if you’d like to make another bulk order…I was like “Lady…GTFOH with that mess! Give my money or my damn shoes!” <——- kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Biskiti on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:28 pm
Shame Miranda, yet you hear people say “adopting a black kid is like going to the SPCA, cause there’s too many of them in need of homes”. SMH…yeah that’s how some people think of Black life. I wish you luck. Maybe you should try these homes for abandoned babies. Lord knows you’ve got much love to give to these bambinos.
LOL@ LOLO’s sister pissing the nephew/niece out…O special wena mara waitse!
Manny le cheri ya lethwasana, o nale sebete bozza. Imajine if atsogelwa ke madlozi while ridding on top of you? Won’t it mean you are chaowing her whole ancestoral lineage mara? Kwaaaa kwaaa kwaaa Matlholadibona!!
Hello Beautifuls!!! And an awesome birthday to Kamza Le Mashago(BumBum).
I was watching Cutting Edge izolo and tehy were interviewing “the taxi driver” that defaced The Spear painting. Yhoo, is the guy local or otswa ZIM? He spoke a funny mix of SEVENCHA (Sepedi, Vhenda & Shangaan)…
Majobe on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:29 pm
Good morning everybhadi.
Majobe on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:33 pm
My anything goes is, I’m going for a womb xray on Monday. Even though I’ve been wanting to do for a long time now, Im actually scared cos apparently they insert a tube with ink into ur womb and if that ink comes back then that means your tubes are blocked and if it doesnt then you fine.
They say its a bit painful if your tubes are blocked and I think mine are. I’ve been trying to conceive for some time with no success. The ultra sound shows that my womb is fine so he suggested that I do a womb xray.
Who has done it here? How is it?
lolo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:35 pm
@Mathaz I have a God-son who had the op @ 18 months, they waited to have the testicle descend on its own. When it did not happen they performed a minor op! Within 48 hours he was running around ! Healthy as a horse with both balls swinging merrily! Uzoba sharp!
Fab Tee on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:36 pm
I always imagined I’d have this big family, thought I’d have 5kids abazisteps and live happily ever after!lol, but kulate ngoku, Im in my late twenties and only have one so I can never catch up andifun uzala ndimdala, should’ve also started in my twenties!
kodwa 7 is a bit much, hayi uybaxile usisi!, she’s been poppin babies since her 21st!lol
sexymm on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:38 pm
kwaaaaa Lolo mara “Healthy as a horse with both balls swinging merrily! Uzoba sharp!
Eish! Majobe, all the best sisi.
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:43 pm
@Majobe babe rather go for a laparascopy my cousin did it; that shit is PAINFUL; why would your doctor suggest that anywhere cos there is Laparascopy nowadays ! SMH please if you have medical aid rather go for that babe! Who is your doctor?
sk1 on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 12:56 pm
@sxylin coz i don hv sum1 i can hv fun wit
Nokxie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 1:02 pm
@SilentBloggar wont give up thats for sure, am trying to explore avenues & platforms to expose them
@sxylin you can use Henna based hair colourant, its like the ones the indian ladies draw onto there hands, totally chemical free
@Mathaz check out mommy.co.za have been on that site since my son was born 6 years ago, its a source of info & support good luck
@CarrieBradshaw eish it really grates my nipples but ya kuzolunga and glad that peeps are coming out to share their experiences as this will help others not to even dream of ordering from them
SpongeBob on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 1:08 pm
@Mathaz my baby had the same thing, didn’t do the op & it descended all by itself after he was 2. The specialist told to rub it down gently with every nappy change & bath time.
Tee.tee on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 1:10 pm
still waiting for the pampers story hle.lol.it doesnt make sense. my anything goes stil shocked my couzen brother afta raising his son for 5 years some dude comes ore ngwana ke wa gagwe,hes been hurting watching someone raising his boy bla bla bla,not anymore.tjo my bro is stressing hle.the dude dated baby mama before.wat if its true?
Fluffie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 1:16 pm
@Botshelo maybe it’s the tradition at home, he wants the child to sort of “belong” and be known and accepted etc. But if u are strongly against it and the baby stays with u maybe u shouldn’t allow him to.
Has he “paid” for your lil one? If not haai he’s being ambitious…
eish kids, not sure when I’ll start and I’m ageing hehhehe to think I’m even scared to get married nje haai kuzobonakala!
Mathaz on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 1:28 pm
Thank you guys for your responses.The thing is on Wednesday he had an infection and his penis was so swollen and hard.White substance was coming out of it.When he peed he was screaming,in so much pain.Took him to a specialist and he suggeted circumcision.The one ball while it is roaming it’s bringing him pain.
lolo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 1:29 pm
@Fab Tee but bahle bonke ababantwana! Like truly gorgeous! I wish I had a huge family yaz! I’m so broody! When I get broody I go a little cukoo I start feeling pregnant! I shop for baby clothes! Mna I buy shem noba ndingekho mithi and @ malls I pick up abantwana babantu, peer through prams and just act like a stalkerish baby kidnapper! My daughters both wore dresses on their first days of life! With cute little tights and alice bands! My girlfriend better NOT be lying about giving me another daughter!We even have a name!
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 1:35 pm
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 1:46 pm
Ladies and gentleman the ever so very pretty freckles says to tell you she has been blocked from JC and she misses you all! ok im lying she didnt say that but she actually gave me instructions to tell you that please ask Lelo to unblock her hehehe ! And she was literally forcing me looool SMH the more things change the more yena she stays the same
Sundani on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 1:48 pm
Ndi matsheloni @Fabu
Sundani on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 1:49 pm
Ndi matsheloni avhudi @Fabu
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 1:58 pm
lets talk about sex!!!!!!!!!
mnyamana on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 1:59 pm
@ Manny how come you didnt wake me up with this story #mnci so much for being my bbm friend#.
@ sxylin, im so confused… i thought at Freckles was @ Alexis… maybe the new Alexis is really new, she is too well behaved to be the old Alexis…
@ Anytime i have a ticket but if it rains tomorrow shame angiyi okwakobani ukudliwa imvula usuku lonke
HAPPY FRIDAY JC Family
sweetie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:03 pm
@sxylin, oh pls lets talk about it im so bored
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:05 pm
@mnyamana ; Freckles says the new Alexis is not her; and yes she confirmed that she was Alexis/ Freckles lmaoooooo im sorry babe!
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:11 pm
@sweetie start phela!
sweetie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:14 pm
nomthwalo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:16 pm
I’ve been thirsty for months now and what makes matters worse my neighbours do it every morning and the lady makes those sounds Oh oh whoooo
I’m even thinking of buying myself a toy
Majobe on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:19 pm
@Syxlin..its doctor Mbere at Lister Building JHB CBD. Lazy old fat man!
Jahara on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:19 pm
Hehe…go ratiwa sex mona!
Last week I gave my friend’s cousin lift from pretoria to hartebeespoort. So all the way she was on the phone. Then I was curious to know what she was doing on the phone,I peeked. Only to find that she’s reading the comments on Anything Goes!
So I kept wondering if she’s a silent blogger or not,but I just didn’t know how to even start asking her. That would have been like admitting that iv been peeking at her phone,embarrassing!
Turns out the majority of SAns read JC…wow
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:19 pm
I’ll start… to those that have had 3 sums/orgies etc…
what are the logistics.im sure somebody has asked this before and i missed so i will ask again.
with the condoms and all. does the guy bonk the one girl and always have to change the cd when he decides to bonk the other…i think its a bit anti’climax
kamzababy on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:19 pm
kwaaaaa nomthwalo shem. just buy it lewena heheeee
Majobe on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:20 pm
Nomthwalo why dont you speak to Manny? Im sure he can help to quench your thirst.
sweetie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:22 pm
lolllllllll@Nomthwalo…haai shame gal
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:24 pm
Majobe please let him know you want to have a laparascope angak’jwayeli kabi! Dont agree to that thing its extremely painful
sweetie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:25 pm
haaai nna ke na le 3 weeks ke sa e bone, and im starting to have this naughty ideas haai le weather e doesnt help niks
sexymm on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:26 pm
@Nomthwalo get a vibrator shame,dont forget to stock them batteries. i think every girl should have one.I once misplaced mine, eish amahloni okubuza uAunty.
Nthoentle on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:27 pm
@Jahara majority of people do. My 2 colleagues are silent bloggers and have been for long.
Makgotso on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:28 pm
Happy Birthday Kamzababy.
tjooo to think I was busy checking websites to buy shoes, Thanks for the alerting us Nokxie.
Vesa: if you don’t mind me asking which websites do you buy shoes from, eish I a shoe addict mara yazi
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:29 pm
@sexymm..my MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT was when my own mother handed me my PORN DVD
Nthoentle on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:31 pm
Kwaaaaaa @Biskiti- ore @Manny ka cherry ya letwasana, ke hwile! Batho baa di bona kea go botja
kimmo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:31 pm
agggggggg can this day end already! (at the office that is)
Angenoir on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:34 pm
Im gona get blocked in a few minutes when the sex-talks get graphic *sigh*…the company I work for sux, mxm.
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:34 pm
MY DEADEST Anything goes for today ! so i confirm with Freckles what her real name is and then i go and look for her on twitter! So i kindly ask to see her photos and she sends me some, and so i tell her no i dont want to see the photos on her twitter account and her response! WHAT ARE YOU STALKING ME NOW ……….. I AM DEAD
nomthwalo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:40 pm
I’m scared of the reaction I will get from BF when he comes back and finds the toy.
From the conversation I had with him regarding the toys he didn’tt sound like he likes them. Infact I got a feeling that he was tring to check if I have one or thinking of buying one.
I still have two more months alone.But then again its not just s*x that I miss, I miss the whole package
kamzababy on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:43 pm
shem, poor Freckles, cant she create another username and/or blog from a different phone or pc?
Mathaz on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:44 pm
@Majobe…I have done it with Dr Maghoma,Brenthurst clinic.My recovery was painful coz I was already pregnant.All the best.
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:47 pm
So nobodys had a 3sum, YES? NO? THINKING ABOUT IT? okay
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:48 pm
tjo Mathaz i have been meaning to ask you kanti did they not check you first before they did that dye test!
PurpleReign on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:49 pm
happy friday everyone!!!
I was in 4hr meeting. Thank God its over.
My Anything goes: So last night i was spending some time with new BF, cuddling and playing around in bed. He tickles me and there i go shouting my Ex name “B…. stop”. ibingase kuvuleke umhlaba ndingena. Weird thing is, i actually hate my BF, i cant stand the sight of him right now. He hurt me so much. Now new BF thinks i still love my ex and he’s not taking my calls *sigh*, Kuthiwani xa kunje?
Majobe on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:49 pm
Hawu Mathaz. Why would you go and do an HSG when you already pregnant? Angithi bathi you can only do it a few days after your periods?
Im doing it with Dr Mngomezulu, Rand clinic.
Eish now Im scared. So u say the recovery was painful? How was the procedure?
PurpleReign on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:53 pm
@Ladymillion…i once had it!!! and you know i promised not to ever talk about it though.
Its was back in varsity with my lesbian friend and our man friend. One night we were chilling watching movies…next thing thing comes this sex scene with 2 lebo women. so i said i dont think i cud ever be able to do that with a women. And my friend was like its actually fine…and that omnce u start there’s no going back. So they dared me to kiss her…and for her to kiss our straight guy friend. and One thing led to another. BUT I TELL YA ITS WAS AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE!!!
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:54 pm
Haaaaaawu Purplereign lmaoooooooooo the poor boy
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:54 pm
@PurpleReign…i get him thou but naye he needs to undestand it was a slip of the tounge,phela bowumjwayele uEx boyfriend.just assure him that you have moved on wena, and u no longer love him(thats if you truly have)
Majobe on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:54 pm
@PurpleReign…bheka lana ke. My ex bf’s name is Thabo, hubby is Thabile and my close guy friends name is Thabiso. (Hope Im not giving my identity away). Last week I called hubby with my ex’s name, I dunno if he noticed and I always call my friend with my hubby’s name. Mina angisazi yazi.
Guys, ladyMillion is asking about 3sum’s. Phendulani tu.
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:58 pm
did you guys use protection
lolo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:59 pm
Okay I have friend who was too shy to post the question cause it is sex related! She says that she and her man enjoy a wonderful sex like except for one little snag….whenever he gets really drunk, he gets randy and insists on sex! Which is fine except he takes forever to cum and he rides her forever until she gets cums, gets dry and starts chaffing!
@Dr Sexy my shy friends wants to know how to help her men reach the finish line quicker after beer?
PurpleReign on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:01 pm
@Ladymillion i’m trying to make him understand that. But i ma show him tonight…we had date plans, im hoping he’s not going to cancel lol
@Majobe…yho! that must be confusing nyani. Just call ur hubby with a sweet nam then that way you have to worry about mixing names.
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:02 pm
I would pretend im dead if i’d call my boyfriend by some other guys name yhooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
PurpleReign on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:03 pm
yeah we did @Sexlyn…so we swore right there and then that none of our friends will ever find out of what happened lol
PurpleReign on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:05 pm
kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @Ladynillion….then what? you’ll claim you talk in your death!
lolo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:07 pm
PurpleReign on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:09 pm
lol @Lolo uthi “YHUU!!” kweyiphi nana?
Majobe on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:09 pm
Kwaaaaaa @this—->I would pretend im dead if i’d call my boyfriend by some other guys name yhooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Jahara on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:12 pm
hehehe…as I wait for an answer to @lolo’s question.
Thing is,I also have a friend who experiences the same thing. But yena she says her man does it all the time,drunk & sober,& when she threatens her man that she won’t be able to do another round he comes quick! Just like that! Mxim! The nerve of that man! He goes on & on like he’s on a sex marathon!
That friend of mine’s name is Jahara too…so u can address her as if u r addressing me. *straight face*
@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:14 pm
@Nomthwalo: You can get a vibrator, but make sure that it’s shorter/smaller than Your Man’s penis. Not all of our Men have moved w/ the times. A smaller one won’t dent His ego at all. Also name the vibrator after Him, and tell Him that the device is another way of making sure that You never forget His good loving whilst He’s away.
@LadyMillion: I have had Group-Fuck. Let just say that if one member can’t fuck well, it rubs off on all the others. If You planning on a Group-Session, please ensure that whoever will be partaking in it is great at doing the Dance. I once got involved in an orgy w/ some closet fags, and I ended up regretting being part of the whole thing.
@PurpleReign: I know exactly what You are talking about. It happens to me most of the time whenever I’m doing it w/ Men. I always call the name of the Man w/ the many cars. Thank goodness for my Bisexuality, I’ve even stopped dating Men b/c I’m forever calling out His clan names when doing the Dance w/ a Man. The strangest thing though is, I don’t wanna even go back to Him.
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:15 pm
@PurpleReign..best you SHOW HIM!!! u cant luz him because of ur EX!! its enough that he hurt you,he cant be the reason of u not finding new love again
DrDee on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:15 pm
Hey guys.Need ur help.Yesterday was having a bad time after hours.So I called my friend a guy.He comes over to comfort me.During this comforting we ended up doing the dance.Not only did we do it once we were at it the whole nite.About 7x and boy did I enjoy it.My body is still on fire today.I have this tingling and vibrating sensation down there.My problem is I am a naturally very shy person and now don’t know if I can ever look at my friend in the face again.I am so ashamed of what I did and have been ingoring all communication from him.What should I do now becoz I might see him later tonite.
sweetie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:18 pm
@ladymillion, i did that once, it was nice but only gave my attention to the gal cos the guy has a small litlle noodle
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:19 pm
@purple reign so answer Lady million cos she want to know how you do it with the condom does he use one condom thru out
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:20 pm
Classic—————> I always call the name of the Man w/ the many cars
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:21 pm
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay DR DEE has had mind blowing sex with another guy and she is actually blushing just thinking of it ! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay im so happy you have no idea sooooooo now who is next!
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:21 pm
DrDee..whats done is done hun…Y’all should just FUCK AWAY!!
kimmo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:22 pm
oh my goooosh drdee! how did it feel to dance with another man??
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:24 pm
@sweetie…tltltl, but the gal has no noodle at all mos
kamzababy on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:25 pm
my ex le ena use to be like Lolo and Jahara’s “friend’s partners”. the only thing i will hear while we doing the dance ke gakeso fetse like really? and after he will say o mpolelle ge o le shap for another round)
PurpleReign on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:26 pm
kwaaaaaaa @ this “I always call the name of the Man w/ the many cars”
@LadyMillion…true hey, he really cant be the reason. So tonight i ma show him he’s the one i love.
@ Sexlyn..the first round they did the deed…while girly was busy going down on me. and then we went on it again…the roles were reversed and yes He Changed the condom!
asanwababe on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:26 pm
@Dr Dee, why are you feeling ashamed dear? Perhaps your friend is feeling the same way. Talk to him nana; over the phone is best if you’re shy. Then when you meet him later, maybe the awkwardness will be gone.
Don’t be ashamed at having had a good time, i could use 7 rounds
Miss T on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:26 pm
Ok here goes. I’m a freak in bed. There r days when I want it rough & want hubby 2spank me & call me b*tch. But he will hear non of it. He says there’s no way he can do dat. Wat do I do?
nomthwalo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:28 pm
Thank you guys, I will see.
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:31 pm
so answer Lady million cos she want to know how you do it with the condom does he use one condom thru out
@sxylin… haha hayi mna manje i have given up, maybe its top secrete, you know how guys will never share what happens at initiation school? i think its that kinda thing. what happens behind closed doors during a 3 sum, stays there. 3 people have shared their experiences with 3 somes but none answered my question. So nje sengibonga ukuthi baSHERILE AMAEXPERIENCES abo *side eyes lolo and the fellow vhendas*
kimmo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:32 pm
give drdee bells bathong she deserves it!!!! bye guys have a super cold weekend, except @sxylin ka bikini ya hae
DrDee on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:32 pm
@sxylin so what do I do now?Are we still friends or are we now you know?Please help me tuu.
DrDee on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:34 pm
@asanwababe thanx for the advice.
sweetness on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:34 pm
@DrDre if you managed to do it over and over again…. just continue doing it…
I still dont get how you sleep with your male friends… I have many of hem, and there has been no intentions of sex/sexual tension… they are more like my brothers… If I say someone is my friend, thats it!!
Miss T on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:36 pm
alright here goes:
is there something wrong with me? there are times when i want it rough and want hubby to spank me & call me the B*word?
i’ve asked hubby numerous times and he just refuses to do that.
sweetness on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:36 pm
And the there is no cure to looooooong drunk sex…just try to destruct him until he passes out…
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:36 pm
@DrDee no need to define it happen..what has to happen will happen..no need to put it in a box…go along with the flow
BeyBey on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:37 pm
SexyLin said>> @Majobe babe rather go for a laparascopy my cousin did it; that shit is PAINFUL; why would your doctor suggest that anywhere cos there is Laparascopy nowadays ! SMH please if you have medical aid rather go for that babe! Who is your doctor?
My Reply: Sexy there is a difference between a laparoscopy and a hysterosalpingogram (HSG)/’woumb and tubes xray’ in lay mans terms…With HSG a ‘tube’ containing dye is put through the vagina to the cervix, visuaalising the uterus and fallopian tubes, xray pictures are taken during this process and any blockage or abnormalities to the Fallopian tubes can be detected. This is the most accurate test in picking up diagnosis of infertility due to ‘blocked tubes’
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:37 pm
no need to define it happen!!! SMH PLUS TJO!!
happen uyaphi kengoku, wanted to say HUN!!
DrDee on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:38 pm
@sweetness you are making me even more guilty.We have been friends for over a year and not once did I even see him in a sexual way but yesterday don’t know what happened.Was crying and he was hugging me.Next thing I remember we were dancing.Gosh I want to runaway and hide.
Mathaz on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:39 pm
Tjo nna I call my husband by his name.Always and I find him sexier when he is too drunk. @sexyln and @Majobe we went through the scan and the pictures of the tubes and saw nothing.My child is a miracle I tell you.It’s the bending part after the procedure that is painful.The scar is not even visible,mine is like a little tick.
sweetie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:40 pm
@ladymillion .small noodle plus mokhaba on top, i d rather have kuku, strus!
sweetie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:41 pm
*FUCK AWAY*** LoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:41 pm
7 ROUNDS!!!!! at a go?…hayi my boyfriend uyandirobha shame
DrDee on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:42 pm
Lol at who is next?Maybe a 3sum with you and @lolo.Dives for cover into ur Indian Ocean.
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:42 pm
eish Dr Beybey during our discussions on my inquisitions about the whole thing why did you not correct me bandla! i did tell you that im very interested bordering obsessed about the causes and treatments of infertility; thanks for the info; i hope you are well and sexy !
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:43 pm
and I find him sexier when he is too drunk.
@Mathaz, oh gosh me too..i kiss him all over
asanwababe on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:47 pm
@Dr Dee, it’s a pleasure. Do you think you would have done the deed with him on a day when you were feeling great, with nothing worrying you?
Like @LadyMillion says, maybe it’s best not to define it.
I’m jealous kodwa. So is he a Ghanaian man? Phela those men from up there are gifted.
sweetness on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:47 pm
7 ROUNDS!!!!! at a go?…hayi my boyfriend uyandirobha shame
hahahahahahahahahahaaha @LadyMillion you killed me, and made my weekend!! yho!! I feel you though…
DrDee on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:50 pm
@asanwababe he is gifted alright kwaaaa.But not Ghanaian.He is from SA.
Nthoentle on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:51 pm
Habahahahahaaaa @ DrDee! Then come and tell us how it went. Kwaaaaa
sexymm on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:52 pm
kwaaa you guys mara… I know that loooooong drunk sex, yeses.@ Miss T, is there something wrong with me? there are times when i want it rough and want hubby to spank me & call me the B*word?…You not alone.
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:53 pm
@Lolo and @Jahara about your respective partners; alcohol can make you want to have sex but can also block the mind remember coming is not just the heat he feels within you as a woman (wipes forehead); ok let me explain what i do with my husband! When we go out; he is a whiskey man and i just drink whatever my mood’s set on and naturally im a flirt so when we go out its always when im up for it; so i dress in a little number i hardly wear pants(jeans etc) when going out with hubby and always i let him know im not (cough) wearing underwear (EISH) and i love dancehall music to bits if im not listening to hip hop , i will be whining to beenie man and each time we go out i end up whining on my man’s Microphone and maybe i will take his hand and let him feel my nookie and then thats our cue to leave so the minute we get home his mind is ONE WAY and i do him and he BAM he comes intensely !
And another thing ladies,talk to your man during sex, ask him what he wants and tell him how you will do him be sexy make it happen if he is drunk and u are up for it give him a bj and if he doesnt come face the other side (spooning position) make sure u are naked; if he wants to put it in say no he must work for it make him feel the way you are wet (EISH)
*RUNS FOR DEAR LIFE
lolo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:54 pm
@DrDee yhuu like seven rounds THIZA! Inoba you are finding it difficult to walk! Hay this friend bekekunxanelwe! He was thirsting after you! Akukho butshomi banganto kudala udyakalashe elindile, hoping to find you vulnerable so he can “comfort” you !
Its the oldest trick in the book! Call him Dee and let him offer you comfort once more!
Mna ndizokutya ndi yi one shem ! I hate sharing! I love feasting!
DrDee on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:55 pm
@nthlontle do you want me to do it again and come and tell you how it went?
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:55 pm
@DR DEE; dont define it just enjoy the ride! and be honest with yourself and your body
sweetness on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:57 pm
Let me go home… I know why sexylin is the JC house sex expert!! yho!! that got me sweating!!!
Alexis on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:57 pm
Hey @Dr Dee, act like a lady, think like a man.. It was just a dance (Tjo 7 rounds tho!).. Anyway, all i’m saying is act cool, coz to him it might have just been a dance nje and u might already be thinking ya’ll are a couple. Wait & see what he says tonight.
Nthoentle on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 3:58 pm
Referring to your 3sum idea @DrDee
DrDee on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:02 pm
Thanx @*lexis.Lol @nthoentle will definately report back.@sxylin wish I had ur confidence nana.Yesterday kept think O_o my nookie is going to start feeling like Kimora’s bubblegum.
lolo on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:02 pm
@Sxylin I was asking for a friend tshhn!
Vesa on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:03 pm
Dr Dee…..you just shagged, no arrangement or relationship. So stick to that shagging page, and stop trying to define it. Just bear in mind that guys don’t equate shagging to a relationship…..
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:06 pm
Dr Dee —->Yesterday kept think O_o my nookie is going to start feeling like Kimora’s bubblegum; kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! ladies there are some man who will still have the microphone standing even after coming *hangs head in shame* so 7 rounds is a given there
@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:12 pm
@DrDee: Is He black? What’s His name? It’s not the 7 rounds I’m after, it’s the tingling, twitching, and whistling sensations down there that interest me. What’s His email address? I won’t say I got it from You. It doesn’t have to be an business email, it can be one of those Gmail/Yahoo etc. Accounts as long as it’s His.
@SexyLin: kindly tell us more about this Hubby of Yours… Like how big is He? Is He this Beeeeeeg or this beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg? How big Girl? Like… How does He hang? Does He hang like a big apple in a tree or is He does He point up like a banana… *waits patiently* [DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME]
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:14 pm
kwaaaaaaaaaaa im def ignoring you JG like WTF; i meant it in ref to Lolo and jahara
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:17 pm
smh yazi ndiyarojwa
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:18 pm
It doesn’t have to be an business email, it can be one of those Gmail/Yahoo etc. Accounts as long as it’s His.
asanwababe on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:19 pm
@Sxylin, yoh sana, uyatshisa shem. Your tips are always on point *thinking deep throat*.
“Yesterday kept think O_o my nookie is going to start feeling like Kimora’s bubblegum.” Hahahahahahahahahahahaha @Dr Dee. I guess it wasn’t bubblegum like after all, given the 7 rounds. So amadoda lapha ngaphandle batshaya ngama 7 rounds? *feeling cheated*.
On the 3 sums, angikho sho. Maybe I’m afraid it may let out my lesbian side.
Cutie on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:19 pm
Thanx bloggers for ur advise.
Another one. My couz is in the financial industry but right now she is unemployed. At some point last year her house was reposessed by the bank. As a result of that she has a judgement under her name. The issue now is that for her to get employed in the financial industry she needs a clean credit record.
Does the judgement automatically get removed from one’s name after a certain number of years even without payment?
kamzababy on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:19 pm
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:20 pm
DON’T YOU DARE IGNORE ME]—————–> i’m dun!!
asanwababe on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:22 pm
Kwaaaaaaaaaaa JG, you’re killing me!
But sifunukwazi. Tell us!
LadyMillion on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:23 pm
*logs off* happy weeekend you freaks
blows kisses and sprinkles condoms all around
Jahara on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:25 pm
Woow thanx @sxylin. Yhu!
Kinky Afro on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:27 pm
Mna nawe @LadyMillion siya rojwa….. 7 rounds?
DrDee on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:30 pm
Will get it for you my favourite blogger/buddy @JG.Great weekend to all you crazy ladies and JG.
Twitter on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 4:34 pm
A great weekend to everyone
Happy birthday 2 u guys that are celebrating.
Yho @DrDee 7rounds?? Thats good nana. But at least my man doesnt rob me *side-eyes @LadyMillion* tltltl. This other weekend i stayed indoors with my man, and yho when Monday came, my body was in pain shem, coz ndasebenza one kwiDance. eish I miss him now.
Bootylicious on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 7:01 pm
@Sexylin I knew it, the new Alexis said she wants to start having babies next year and we all know how the old Laexis hates kids, and the new Alexis is dating some venda dude for 5 years now, and our old Alexis was dating a married guy and she never not even once spoke Venda. And the new Alexis is far tooo sweet, we all know the old Alexis is rude and hardcore.
Bootylicious on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 7:02 pm
@Sexylin I knew it, the new Alexis said she wants to start having babies next year and we all know how the old Alexis hates kids, and the new Alexis is dating some venda dude for 5 years now, and our old Alexis was dating a married guy and she never not even once spoke Venda. And the new Alexis is far tooo sweet, we all know the old Alexis is rude and hardcore.
sxylin on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 7:55 pm
Hahaha @ bootylicious, you will be shocked at the way she looks and yenta nje she is too sweet hahahahaha but yes she is very direct put me in my place
lorrelai on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:00 pm
@Vesa, which websites do u use to shop for shoes? Well, for anything actually. I’ve been suspecting all along that those Lullabelle shoes were of poor quality.
Babyluv on Sat, 23rd Jun 2012 2:00 am
Oh mi goodness @drdee 7 rounds *evuza amathe*, ladymillion im with u, nam ndiyarojwa straight, i can just imagine the twitching, gosh you must have been wet the whole day drdee. Yhu andarhala. Offer your vjayjay to hm. A friend of mine has this male colleague *oh bawo* the chemistry btwn us is off the charts, i remember the 1st time we kissed i wanted to drop my panties there and then, wud like it 2 go further than kissing. Drdee you just reminded me of him. Just thinking about him makes me wet
Bootylicious on Sat, 23rd Jun 2012 2:13 am
@Sexylin really? Just tell @Freckles that we miss her, JC is not the same without her. Just tried deep throat, all I can say is wow?? Mr man lost his mind and screamed his lungs out and we did the dance for so long I think he was punishing me(in a good way of course)for teasing him, wow #Team deep throat.. and its not diffucult at all
bumbum on Sat, 23rd Jun 2012 3:27 am
Thanks a lot for the b-day wishes (was my moms dou).
Thers nothing that I hate then working a 2am shift but this woman is making it worse, she chewing bubble gum like she’s somehow raping it.
sxylin on Sat, 23rd Jun 2012 9:12 am
Yaaaay@bootylicious lets all tickle those tonsils ladies! Hahaha # team deepthroat*
bumbum on Sat, 23rd Jun 2012 10:47 am
Sxyln u just reminded me a joke I got from a bbm friend.
Sperm no1: are we there yet?
Sperm no2: not yet
Sperm no1: hau how far is the uterus?
Sperm no2: we just passed the tonsils
sk1 on Sat, 23rd Jun 2012 10:57 am
heeee @sxylin at it again , i like i like….*wink wink* pity i cant put it 2test
sk1 on Sat, 23rd Jun 2012 11:01 am
kwaaaaa@ JG , yo u cracked me rite thr
LadyMillion on Sat, 23rd Jun 2012 12:38 pm
snapshot on Sat, 23rd Jun 2012 3:22 pm
bloggers nithanda ezoncansi man, maybe BS should dedicate one friday instead of anything goes athi Ezamacansi-
Happy saturday bloggers- i just two long lost friends – all thanks to facebook.
kamzababy on Sat, 23rd Jun 2012 3:26 pm
what happened snapshot? I’m so sick! the morning after
Maroro on Sun, 24th Jun 2012 2:56 am
Hi JC bloggers
yho the way these stories im reading here are making me so comfortable and feel normal with all the fantasies i have *sexually*.*hides* only recently i stated commenting and i now feel like i can share anything without feeling judged, as iv seen thats one thing engenziwayo apha. i have a bf but hes in PTA im in DBN, havent has some in 4 months and im now a lil worried i might cheat on bf as im now liking this other guy, dont love him but just wanna do him and then a lil guilt creeps in, but then again the same bf i feel for has once cheated in this 4 month period of not seeing each other. now i feel like having a side dish will keep me sane as waiting for someone who isnt waiting for me will not only waste my time but break my heart too coz i love bf a lot. bf is a lil shy n doesnt go all out exploring during sex, i want to be controlled and challenged and i think the side guy to be will give me just that. My cousin judged me and said all horrible things to me when i told her .
snapshot on Sun, 24th Jun 2012 9:42 pm
@kamzababy uphole nana
Eish I’ve ommitted a very important word on that sentence. I wanted to say “I’ve found two long lost friends all thanx to fb”
Thase on Sun, 24th Jun 2012 11:59 pm
Pics from Parker’s wedding…http://www.tvsa.co.za/default.asp?blogname=ZiyaCheesa&ArticleID=19694. Tjo and the matching outfits tsa bride and groom??? kwaaaaaa
LadyMillion on Mon, 25th Jun 2012 1:56 am
that dress though
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