Anything Goes – Happy Friday

June 29, 2012 by Brown Shuga

It’s Friday, Have a Great weekend folks!

Anything Goes

@black mamba what guarantee does she have that after having your baby you’ll marry her? Was she married before? If not, she doesnt want history to repeat itself, she has a baby before marriage and you leave her after that. It seems you have your issues, you feel entitled that she must have your baby cos she has done it before. You are also not happy with her male friends, tjo. You dont trust her, so why do you want to have a babu with her??

lolington kwaaa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:41 am

Yho Black mamba, I’m sorry to be the one to let you know that chances are you will get the same reply from females, probably because you are following the wrong order of things.

There’s a reason why you have to be married first to have kids, I may not know it because I’m not married and I do not have a baby, and if I ever will have one it will NOT be before marriage. I hope you see where I’m going with this….In your girlfriend’s case it’s even worse cause she’s seen once, hehehehehe, she does not want to see again shame! She has every right to refuse! Mna I would leave any guy who tells me they want a baby before umshado.

Miranda on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 5:06 am

Dear Black Mamba….I have news for you:

The ladies in this house are going moer that head of yours with data bundles. Start thinking of sentences that start with “I didn’t mean it that way….”. Remember we have all types of people who have been in all sorts of situations, they are going to be dealing with that statement of yours accordingly from an experienced angle. You are going to have a great day ,Baba.

Miranda on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 5:07 am

kinds of people

Sundani on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 5:52 am

Ndi matsheloni.

@Black mamba why do you want to have a baby with her if you dont trust her.
She has learnt from her past mistakes and i think you are just not ready to marry her and you are using the baby as an excuse coz you don’t trust her .
You must tell her how you feel about her having more male friends than female coz she will never know that you don’t like it until u tell her.

Letebele on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 5:53 am

@Miranda: my advice had nothing to do with personal experience as I have no child. We’re just giving advice on the info provided. So @BlackMamba has to know that the advice given is very objective.

soul sista on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 5:57 am

Lol @Miranda. He should be prepared shem.

Happy friday everyone!

Jahara on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 6:24 am

Morning bloggers! Have a happy friday.

Iyo,@Blackmamba if u don’t trust a person then why do u wanna have a kid with her? Forget about a baby bro,if u don’t put a ring on it then u might as well just hit the highway!

3yrs of dating u say? Surely u’ve had ample time to learn each other & I should think your affair is at a stage where u’ve become best friends. & best friends talk about everything! You should be able to tell her u don’t like her calls from males.

Now,ladies,why should we persuade men to marry us mara? That has to stop,really. Being in a 7yr relationship doesn’t entitle u to force the guy to pay lobola for u! & u know what makes them relax & not think about marriage? It’s because u are in vat-en-sit affairs,doing everything as if u are married couples. A man has to feel that he needs u in his life,& the more he feels that,the more pressured he will be to put a ring on it!

Majobe on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 6:35 am

Ayeye Black Mamba! U gonna get boiled, grilled, fried, baked….by the time they done with you uzogijima uyomshada lomfazi shem, baby of nie baby.
Its gonna be an exciting day for you.

nan on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 6:42 am

Advice, I’ll give you advice

Ngumntana kabani lo ufuna uku’mithisa ungamtshatanga?
Uhlanya ndrrrr! Don’t you know the order of things? Ndizokuxelela ke so that ungazuhamba uthetha lento ngoba ayilunganga
1. Boy meets girl 2. Both fall in luv or lust 3. Relationship time 4. Boy Proposes and girl accepts 5. Marriage 6. Maybe babies come along

Now there is no where in that list does it start with “Give me baby and maybe I will marry you”, the fact that shew has one shows that unayo inzalo so ukumcela kwakho kukumgezela and you are lucky she didn’t conk you in the head

KevCare on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 6:50 am

Hei Black Snake…ska hlanyetsa ngwana batho!! A baby nor marriage wil never make u guys trust each other. U being unfair to expect ur woman to risk another hit&run!! Do right by her!

On my mind?? How DESPERATE is Kaizer Chiefs yo?? They are using such cheap tactics to try get ‘Tower’ Mathoho to join them…its sad…bring back the “Glamour” days!!

bumbum on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 6:59 am

Happy Weekend maBloggers, I’m going to have one!!

@BlackMamba, hai kalokhu mkhulu ay’qali njalo mayizoduma. Awufaki iskhiye kwi ignition umi outside, you open the door, get in, seat comfortably, adjust your seat so that you have control of all the pedals and what what then you put the key in the ignition kalokhu.

And when does the baby brings trust into a relationship

snapshot on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 6:59 am

Nangu u Anything goes turning to dear sis Dolly
Anyway @Blackmamba all I can say is gud luck bloggers will eat n chew u shem. Cos vele uyahlanya n uyapoka. Ubhedzela lomntfwanebantfu ngoba ungamtali

bongi on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 7:06 am

..happy friday kuni nonke, blogging frm my bed, eish i need to go to sars and i hate places like tht…guys i would like to share with yu tht Specsavers une sale, u only pay for the lenses and testing only, yu need to call for an appointment kuyagcwala…another news u Nkey uthe ndibulise…

MLB on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 7:10 am

Ndi Matsheloni
Maybe this dude shud jst go 4 a woman with no child cos it seems he might not be so keen on d idea of marrying a woman who has another man’s child, so having a child with her b4 marriage might validate marrying her with minimal ego bruising. I’m almost certain if she didn’t have a child he wud hav married her alrdy. As a guy dats d way I c it.

bumbum on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 7:12 am

Thanks @Bongi, I’ve been planing to go change my specs iglass iyaqathaka (the ones ane string below)

Majobe on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 7:15 am

So Dineo has a reality show? Where is Nonhle?

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 7:20 am

Kwaaaaaaaaa death!!! Black mamba u must never!!

fabulicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 7:29 am

Morning y’all

1. My Anything goes.. I’m not lesbo but since all these lesbian stories I have this new obsession of checking out gal’s behinds for what reason andazi!
When a chic walks past and I’m with hubby I have to fight real hard to not look back..eish
How do I treat this disease?

2. I’m lying here wondering what Fezile Buthelezi’s (Fezzy) new username is since she’s changed it.

3. Ntombiyomzulu uphi? Pls don’t tell me u in a coma(sp) after wifey busted u and Mr Man and threw hot oil mixed with hot water on u!
If not then I hope u not busy making babies there..

4. Where are the pics from Mauritius BS???????? Next week? Maybe? Yes? No?

Fluffie on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 7:43 am

Morning y’all TGIF!!!

I think Fezzy is Majobe Yes, No, Maybe? Okay hehehehehe

Zoe on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 7:47 am

Ngaze ngamuzwela u@black mamba bakithi

I miss Fezzy as @Fezzy.

fabulicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 7:54 am

Hi @ Fluffie!
I think u are 99% right!!!!!

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 7:59 am

Haow fluffy o wrongo sana, y r u exposing other kids?

Babyluv on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:01 am

Hai nam fluffie thats what i thot. @blackmamba dude are u serious? Please read what you wrote and you will see the answer. 1) she demands that u marry her 2) she has a child 4rm a previous rltshp 3) you demand a child before you put a ring on it 4) you dont trust each other. So my question is, Why are you guys still in a relationship? And why do you want a child before marrying her?

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:05 am

Fabulicious; i missed you! Where the hell have you been

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:09 am

Oh guuuuuys! Kanti niyangithanda? Wena Fabu u barely talk to me mangingasekho usuyangikhumbula? Nawe Zoe. And bheka manje u just called me by my full name. This is exactly why I had to change my username cos seningazi kakhulu and thats not right.

No, uMajobe is not Fezzy…in fact, does it really matter ukuba what is my new username? It doesnt matter if I come back as Majobe, Mashenge or Mamgobhozi. Come on guys. Dont miss, Im always here hawu.

UFezzy is Fezzy and she’s still here silent blogging trying to lie low.

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:10 am

@Syxlin…she shud have stayed whereva she was with her tjatjarag tendencies. Bona manje she just addressed me with my full name.

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:13 am

Ayi mara Fabu iwrong lento oyenzayo. Why are you giving my name to the bloggers?

black mamba on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:17 am

some of u dont knw what i’m going through. Yes she is like my friend and i knw all of her weak and strong points. @MLB i agree with u, if she did’nt have a child i would hav marry her.
We communicate often about our future, but we have different views. She is more concern on the marriege issue. I can’t tolerate this nonsense of recieving calls from the so-called male frnd.
Women needs marriege 4 different reasons

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:18 am

mara Fabu uwrong i just noticed now hawu; Fezzy there is a silent blogger who sent me an email saying she is trying to register or anyway sorry can the new bloggers write on here how they did it pls she has a problem and she wants to share; she says she has been trying to register for a very long time

Anyway yday Manny said she pictures Ntombiyomzulu as a Minnie Dhlamini lookalike and nami ihad that exact picture of Ntombiyomzulu! So kamzababy iphi ilist yakho

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:20 am

black mamba then dont marry the poor girl bandla its clear that you are not ready; its already proven ukuba she can make kids so why do you need your own outside marriage? Ungazobaserious

Noance on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:21 am

Happy Friday People!!!!

@BlackMamba I think more than anything you are the one with the issues. You dont trust your partner and bringing a child into a situation like that wont help or solve your issues. Without trust its difficult to love someone fully and hence your hesitation in marrying her.

So would it be better if she got sms’s and bbm’s from males? U men forget that when I am dating u, it does not mean ur the only male I know. We have fathers, cousins, uncles and friends who featured in our lives before u came along. So must I cut ties with them because of ur insecurities?? Uzo ba strong shame.

Nomaha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:24 am

Mna @Fezzy I just went straight to facebook to have a look at you. Loooooooool! Askies nana @Fabulicious uyaphapha yhazi…..
Your comment yesterday about Freekles’ issues nge single parents gave you away so you better come up with another username.

@Blabk Mamba so a person like myself who has a child from a previous relationship is bound to come across guys like you?:-(
Advise for your girlfriend she must go to the nearest clinic and get the strongest contraceptives that will make no mistakes.

Happy Weekend!!

Phindy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:30 am

@Blackmamba, it sounds like you are waisting this poor lady’s time shem. Myekele ahambe ayobheka umshado elsewhere bandla cos clearly she’s not ur potential wife aaccording to ur standards.

Zoe on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:32 am

@Fezzy lol sufuna sikunake njalo ke. Nah, I really do enjoy reading your comments. Yours and a whole lot of bloggers that I dont address personally coz nginqena that whole ass licking thing.

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:38 am

@Syxlin…tell her to click on “post” comments, that will give her an option to log in or register.

Ngeke nisambona uFezzy shem, uFabu ungixoshile. Ya’ll can miss me until u turn blue.

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:43 am

heheee im still busy with i. yesterday i had to go somewhere after work so couldnt finish it

BlindFold on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:43 am

@Blackmamba please take a hike and find a girl who doesnt have a child so that you can both expiriment on how babies are made cause you are clearly not willing to marry your current girlfriend because she has a baggage..

MashDiva on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:45 am

Dear Black Mamba… Its 2012

Mapakisha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:46 am

Black Mamba are u from Limpopo? You remind me of an idiot I know. Marry her if u want to, if u don’t then gets stepping.

MashDiva on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:46 am

i missed headlines last night ppl, whens the repeat?

MLB on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:46 am

Ladies, the sad truth is not many guys r willing to marry a woman with a child when they don’t have a child themselves. If it does happen, she must be 1 very special woman, d irreplaceable kind who is a Queen. Yes, there r guys dat don’t mind, good for them. Most guys wud jst date d lady wit no intention of marriage.

Mapakisha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:47 am

Fezzy buya please & ubuyise naleya gravatar yakho esexy..

Noance on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:48 am

Just thought of Zahara’s song “Umtwalo” when @Blindfold said this >>>> “you are clearly not willing to marry your current girlfriend because she has a baggage..”

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:51 am

MashDiva has a blog.
http://mashdiva.wordpress.com

Noance on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:54 am

@MLB The thing that really bothers me about this, men somehow think they are doing women with children or with child a HUGE FAVOUR by marrying them?!? Really? And how bout the males who have baby mama’s or a baby mama, we should just accept and be willing to be with them…. DOUBLE STANDARDS!!!!!

I also personally would rather be with a man without a child to be honest, I also dont want baggage.

Nomaha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:54 am

@MLB ey! yabuhlungu ke lento uyithethayo.

“DOG DIES OF BROKEN HEART” <—–Daily Sun *claps once*

Nonkuku on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 8:59 am

@Fezzy, shem yazi ndiyakwazi. hehehehe and we have 16 mutual friends on facebook. its really a small world

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:02 am

@Noance well said
It’s either you wanna marry her or you don’t, there aren’t supposed to be any conditions to marriage, if you haven’t seen her as a potential wife for the last 3 years then you should take a hike and stop wasting each others time..
@Mapakisha u wrongo sisi..lol!

Babyluv on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:03 am

Hai haaai maan JC wt happened to my letter to Ntombi Yomzulu *elila*

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:03 am

@Nonkukhu inbox/invite me, I wanna see u.

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:05 am

Kwaaa Nomaha, was the heart broken literally, like through an accident or emotionally?
And who broke that poor dog’s heart? The owner? kwaaa!

SpongeBob on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:06 am

Hello ladies!

Has any of you ladies had their tubes tied (Tubal ligation) ? I’m thinking of tying mine & I’d like to know how is life after the op. I’ve read some pretty scary stories on google. Please advise!

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:07 am

@blacknyoka-nyoka ….dont listen to thsese chicks …ama double standards nje

nabo they throw fits if chicks call us at nights-thet call them sferbz …
ntanga I say if you are not ready for marriage dont do it ..
who wants a wife who gets phone call at night ?
truth be told …umthwalo is scary….

my advised to you bra waka is tak to her
especially about the phone calls ..as for the kid ..ungamfosti omunye umntwana ,,,,she doesnt wanna go around be labeled a baby making machine ,,,form different fathers ..so I am saying put yourself in her shoes ..

Mathaz on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:08 am

Morning…i love these qoutes @BS where do you get them?? I am going to copy and paste on our website (work).

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:09 am

Yhooo! Wathatha i-advise ka Manny?!

Shandu on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:10 am

Good advice abuti Manny

Good morning beautiful people

samlicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:13 am

Shame @Black mamba if I were you I will run far away from here.

A ha guys please dont do that to @Fezzy. Fezbzy nana please dont go.

I have feeling its gonna be a crazy Friday kuJC namhlanje.

MLB on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:14 am

@Noance, yes, let’s face it, its double standards, n women let men get away with it by compromising far too much, all in d name of love. U wud marry a guy dat u know has a baby mama sumwhere, deep down wishing she wud jst disappear wit dat baby n u wud live happily ever after – not gona happen. A husband/bf makes kids outside (cheats), u 4give him cos u r d “wife”. if intended 2 marry 1st den kids,
u compromise ur ‘morals’ n have a child b4 marriage cos u r now working n ur man loves u, after all u r ready n in love, d nigga messes up sumhow n u leave him. Wat I’m tryin 2say is, ur compromises cos of luv will b the death of u, literally. U r smarter dan dat

vundlas on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:15 am

@Darkie Mamba as a Guy I think your argument is very weak you are just looking for the excuse to delay commiting or not commiting at all to the lady..I wonder if she gives you the child her Own child is she will be featured in your World–

At the end of the day you are not willing to commit to a marriage but U want her to commit to have your child,not sure if you even want the child or the peer pressure from your mates that you must have a child.

You seem incredibly ignorant to the fact that marriage doesn’t equal children or the ‘family’ unit to ALL. Perhaps to YOU, but marriage to many just means a solid commitment or whatever they would like it to be. It doesn’t not mean you must have children.I know married couples who will never have kids and they are happier than some that do have kids.

Babyluv on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:15 am

Hai maan fezzy if ur silent blogging whos gna qeda me? Lolo nawe sowuqalile ngoku silent blogger? Ths is not right. Guys where is Chase? Ntombi Yomzulu? MissT? Sweetness? Sweetie? Ntoenhle? Maybe its still earli neh? Let me check out at mash divas blog

True-self on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:16 am

Yey finally logged in, thank you BS. Hello everybody, you’ve got a new addition to the family. It feels good to finally blog. Ok now that’s out of the way let me read lol

sk1 on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:16 am

RIP to ma Gran … we’ll miss u koko

I like qoute “2much ego will kill yo talent”

Happy friday 2evry badi

Lwamkela on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:17 am

happy Friday Bloggers!! Anything goes: My Gran turned 92 this month nd thr was really nothing much we culd celebrate due to her illnes(old age) shs really been batling for a long time now nd she sees a doc almos everyweek.shz a faithful believer in God and shz been really patient wth the whole situation nd smtymz just out of the blue she wud just pray to God to give her strength and we wud join in.its cum to a point where she cn barely do anything by herslf, every part of her body is painful,shes stuck in bed nd she needs assistance wth every move she makes,@ night my mom has to wake up to check up on her nd help her change her slpng position nd its nt easy to lift my gran cz shz heavy nd ud just hear her bones cracking. 2 weeks bak she asked us to “let her go” nd also pray to God to “take her”. As much as I wuld lv 4 my gran to gt better or be @ peace I just cnt bring my self to making this kinda prayer.I know God has his reasons for keeping her this long bt I just fail to understand as my gran is in pain.its really unfair on her. Wat daz 1 do in ths situation

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:17 am

Guys, lets not all bash Black Mamba just cos singabafazi.
Having friends of the opposite sex is normal. I have 2 male friends that I love dearly. My man knows about them and akankinga ngabo. Im sure he would have a problem if I wud receive calls from different men every night.

Would you ladies marry a man who is forvere receiving calls from lots of women all the time? I dont think so.

@Blackmamba…u wrong for asking her to give you a kid before you can marry her. Let her kid you a kid only if she wants to not bcos uncenga ukuthi umshade.

Ama calls amaningi from amadoda? Those are sferb tendencies shem.

Mathaz on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:25 am

@Lwamkela….with my father i had to accept that he was dying, i could not bear seeing him in that kind of pain. Until you let go of her, there is no way you will pray that prayer. Well i did and asked God to take him and when he died there was so much peace inside me and what made it more beautiful was that we said what we wanted to say to him while he was alive and well, we knew he loved us and and that he was loved by us. Just let go and accept, your gran has lived her life.

bumbum on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:28 am

Lol I fear for inyokana emyamana.

@Fezzy are you from Richardsbay or you’ve stayed there?

snapshot on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:30 am

@Blackmamba yaz I hope I don’t know u, cos the mamba that I know is so confused vele ngeke umshade losisi u just wasting our time. Naye nje tb in a relationship with u for 3yrs hai ngiyambongela. Unless u not my brother. Uyintesile wena.

Ur this kind of men who makes women hide their kids just to be married & you make Khumbulekhaya to be so successful ingane zifuna omama

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:30 am

@Lwamkela…my gran made that prayer for my grand father (well he was my gran’s younger brother) who had Aids.

He was a good looking man, charmer and was famous with the ladies. Yafika i Aids yamshaya waphela. I remember a week b4 he died, we took to the doc, when we got there, they gave us a wheelchair and he was like “Yimi lo osehamba nge wheel chair madoda!”. I just cudnt hold back the tears. On our way back he was crying and kept on making the same prayer “Nkosi ngicela wenze into eyodwa, sekwanele”. When we got home that day my gran knelt down and prayed. She asked God to take him out of his misery. He passed away a week later and there was nothing left of him by the time he died, just bones.

So if you love ur gran, u gotta let her go. We always tend to be selfish cos we say we love them and we dont wanna loose theut its HER who’s in pain. Let her go please.

LadyMillion on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:31 am

————> Cos vele uyahlanya n uyapoka.

*giggles* Tjo black mamba! waze wazenza!

Babyluv on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:32 am

Theo Kgosinkwe’s baby gal is so nunus. Khanyi Mbau has dne cosmetic surgery again. eyebrow n hair implants, botox, non surgical rhinoplasty to reshape her nose and add some volume to her cheeks, lol deathby adding volume to your cheeks.

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:32 am

@bumbum…no sweetie ngingumkhaya ka sexymm mina. Ngibuya eMnambithi/Ladysmith.

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:34 am

guys I am really clueless about this tax thing neh..Apparently I have lots of money .
in the 3 years I workd ko SBSA I didnt claim and now I have moved onn
I just got bo ma IRP 5 WAT-WAT ….i CANT ASK THE hr lady I have CRUSH ON HER

LadyMillion on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:34 am

I think he just wants to tie her down…

uthi if she didnt have a child i would have married her????haybo?
kodwa ekuqaleni uthi he needs to first get her pregnant then he’ll marry HER … *blank stare O’O*

Mapakisha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:35 am

@Lwamkela, that’s just heartbreaking hey, sorry man. I hope everything works out for gran & the family, maybe there’s still a blessing coming ya’lls way & grandma needs to be there to experience it. Just keep praying for her strength man, nothing beats prayer. Gosh, now I’m in tears!!

snapshot on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:35 am

@Lwamkela u r a very lucky psn. God will take her at the right time.

I still have both my grandparent and my grand father’s mom is also still alive. Shem I don’t even know how old she is. This other day she visited us (my gogos place) she said she needs a bathroom. Standing up was a mission. My grandfather tried assisting her to stand up so she can walk to the bathy- shem she just urinated there n there in front of everyone. I wanted tb embarrassed obo her n grannies but I realised that mkhulu was ok with it he even called for a mop.

FunLover on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:36 am

askies Lwamkela! *virtual hug* to you… My great gran went through the same thing, and her daughter, my gran cried every chance she got because of watching her mom suffer like that, the day did eventually arrive for her to meet her maker – but after a long long time. she had lost her hearing, sight, voice – she used to just mime and smile. tough.

LadyMillion on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:36 am

—-> so having a child with her b4 marriage might validate marrying her with minimal ego bruising. I’m almost certain if she didn’t have a child he wud hav married her alrdy. As a guy dats d way I c it.
@MLB, case closed!

bumbum on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:42 am

@sk1 sorry about your granny.

@Lwamkela I know how you feel, I had to do that with my own mother mind you she was almost 4o so you and so full of live and at the blink of an eye she was under Oxygen machines and doctors telling us she has a week or so. We had to let her go and I did pray for her because she was in so much pain. Thanks to Cancer ngiyayibonga.

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:44 am

I am soooooo disappointed ngo Chris Brown though. His album Fortune is wack! Ungiphoxile. Usher on the other hand….mmmm…been playing it since yesterday.

snapshot on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:44 am

Bloggers do u know ur sisters in law names. Hai ke I’m so embarrassed. I just called my brother to ask for names n identity #. Tjo! The names n surnames I got, I nearly called him to say I said ur wife not ur gf, I didn’t even know her surname nkosi yam. Tjo!

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:44 am

@smatsatsa ke eng e wrong ka advise yaka etswang ka pelong ?

sweetie on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:45 am

@Lwamkela, i was in the same situation a few months ago, my granny had cancer, she wanted to go but it wasnt easy, but seeing her in pain was tearing me apart, eventually i learnt to accept that she had enaf of the pain, i had to stop to be selfish and just let her go.shame she passed away a week before good friday , well i know she was sick but i stil wish she was here , i miss her so much sumtimes i cry myself to sleep thinking of her

Vesa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:46 am

@lwamkela…..just relax and let God handle everything. My gran was 100 years old, and she wasn’t sick or anything. But she constantly told us that her body was tired and she needed to rest. She told us that she was ready to go, and would like it if God honoured her wish to die. Tjo….I was shocked, but understood why she wanted that. Weeks before she passed on, she kept on telling us that we need to get her bags ready, cause her late husband was coming to fetch her…..cause he came a few times, but she couldn’t go with him cause she was trying to pack and that delayed her. That’s when I realised that she was really on the way, and just accepted that.She died peacefully in her sleep

samlicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:51 am

@sk1 sorry about your gran babes. May her soul rest in peace.

Hello @True-self welcome babes. Are you that blogger that @sxyln was referring to with regards to having difficulty registering?

sk1 on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:53 am

Hao banto Fezzy sicela unga silent blogg(i) plz , like Zoe said nami i enjoy reading yo comments , by the way how a things btween u & new Mr?

Ngaze ngamzwela u black mamba

Shandu on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:56 am

I just ordered a full greasy breakfast at Nino’s: eggs, bacon, mushrooms, sausage and tomatoes. Guess what they delivered, a bloody chicken mayo sandwich WTF!!!

samlicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:06 am

Hi Guys can you please help. Our internet is acting up and apparently its an international problem. Can you please checkout foreign exchange for me. Please convert $300.00 in to rands.

Thanking you in advance.

sk1 on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:06 am

@Lwamkela ma gran is/ws also 92yrs , strong and ol , until the last couple of months whr she cudnt move she ws bedridden nt 4 long thou ,she passed this monday morning … we”ve made peace coz we knew gore o phetse , shes lived her life long enough to see gran children & great gran kids. Hope God give u n yo family strength to deal wit the situation , askies lala *hug*

Thank u @samlicious & bum bum

BlindFold on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:07 am

@Fezzy Usher ke bosso, track no. 6 fearuting Rick Ross, 12 and 15.

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:12 am

@sk1…ok angihambi ke but my personal life is off limits kusuka manje.
To answer ur question, Im happy and I cant stop smilling.

Wena Shandu ufunani kuma greasy bf? Ubu complaina nge weight yakho khona manje.

BlindFold on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:12 am

@samalicious its R2550.00

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:12 am

Lol Manny, wena nje ingathi ungalashekisa umuntu..LOL
Oh guys, can we stop with this death topic, It’s so depressing
Sorry Sk1, mina I’ve always said that I would not want to live beyond 70! I don’t mean to be selfish but I can’t stand not being able to do things for myself and being a burden, imagine having to relieve yourself on the spot coz you can’t stand up, that’s something I never want to experience as much as I don’t have control of that..

Nthoentle on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:12 am

Happy Friday guys!

My anything goes is hubbs got me a new ride! Audi A5 drop top *doing the hlokoloza*! Its sexy for dayzzzz shem. Aaaauuuuuwwwww hhahaha.

Lwamkela on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:13 am

Thank You so much guys,really appreciate it.deep dwn my heart I wuld love 4 my gran to go,I guess I have to really blv it nd pray about it

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:13 am

Tjo @blindFold….Lessons For the lover iyangibusisa.

Jahara on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:16 am

You guys & your grandma stories…brings me sad memories.

My maternal grandma was poisoned. Ya,can u imagine! Why would u poison an old woman? Surely it wasn’t bcoz of her looks,it was not even bcoz of her lifestyle coz it was her kids who did all that for her! I mean she was old tlhe!

Anyway. The day she died. I was home on leave,missing her like crazy,so I decided to take my niece & drive to her place. She stayed with her last born(my uncle) & my 2 cousins.

So I got there,found my 2 cousins sitting outside,sad. I asked them where mami is(that’s what we called gran),they said she refuses to wake up.

I went inside the house,all 3 of them came following. Into her bedroom. & there she lay,lifeless on top of her bed. I knew right then that it was over. I started screaming at her “mami,mami,mami”,no answer. My niece tells me to go shake her,I refuse.

Then I took all 3 of them by hands,rushed to the car & told them to stay there. I ran back to the house to have one last look at her,whispered “I’m sorry”,then closed the doors & went to the car & drove home.

On our way home the 3 little hooligans were making noise,asking me why I’m leaving her alone. I was filled with fear & shock & all I could do was scream at them & told them to “shut the hell up!”

The 2 cousins started crying. We got home. I ran straight to my bedroom,passing mom,dad & sister on the lounge. I didn’t even say a word to them.

So my 2 cousins & niece came following. Obviously they were asked why they were crying.

A minute later I hear dad’s car pulling outside the garage. So they rushed there, mom,dad,sister. Later when they came back,mom came to my bedroom. The moment she opened the door & our eyes met,I started crying,she cried too. That was it. Even her funeral,I refused to go coz I felt guilty,but they understood.

A year after she got buried,I bought her a very nice & huge tombstone to replace the one she had,sat down at her grave & apologized for leaving her body helpless. & iv found peace,but I still can’t get that day off my mind.

samlicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:18 am

thank you @blindfold

BlindFold on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:22 am

Speaking of death (we all gonna die mos) is i better to have a big and expensive coffin and a smalanyana tombstone or the other way?

LadyMillion on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:23 am

@Jahara..i’m sorry about ur grannz and what you had to experience..but can i just ask.. why did you just run off with everyone and just leave her there..shock, maybe?

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:24 am

Qalile uJahara ngensomi. U forgot to say “Cosi cosi iyaphela” at the end.

lalakins on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:25 am

@nthoentle thats really sweet..God bless your hubby man…

nana on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:28 am

OMW Nthoentle, I envy you!! Congrats baby! You are blessed.

Deathby Fezzy. Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Phela indaba zaka Jahara hlezi zi extreme. You should know that by now.Lol

Jahara on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:28 am

@ladymillion it was shock & panic & not knowing what to do then.

@Nthoentle wow,that’s a great car right there! Enjoy it babe!

*ignores fezzy*

Shandu on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:28 am

Nthoentle wow so happy for you!!!!! Your hubby is for keeps hey

Letebele on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:31 am

I’ma loose my mind! Stru!

I recently moved into a house I’m sharing with another lady. Remember I told you she lost her baby not so long ago?

Well,she’s gonna drive me crazy! Ndizombulala I tell you!

UMadam forgets that this is not her house alone,its a shared house! She thinks she can do as she pleases! In her dreams!

We have separate bathrooms right. She uses mine as it has a bath and prefers that over a shower. Which is cool. Until she starts moving things in my bathroom. She moves the soad. She moves the toilet brush. She moves the towel. She’s just moving things.

Yesterday I come back from an app,she opened and used my soap. Who does that? What happened to calling and asking for permission?

And she’s forever cleaning the house. The house is clean. No one makes it dirty but she’s forever cleaning. I’ll eat,put the dishes in the sink,quickly take a bath. She would have washed my dishes!

She asks for a glass of coke,I agree. I leave the house,I find the 2L sitting outside the fridge without no coke in it!

I’m still sensitive towards her coz of the miscarriage kodwa hayi bahlali,this is gonna drive me to madness!

*deepsigh* okay now I feel a lot better. Sorry for the blog within the blog. I needed to vent.

BlindFold on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:32 am

@Nthoentle ke kopa lift and make sure hore o e bula boko so that i can feel the breeze even if its cold..

BlindFold on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:34 am

@Letebele why dont you lock your doors? a bone hore she is not welcomed, otherwise you will have to sit her down and lay the rules..

Mapakisha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:36 am

COngrats Nthontle, ke kopa o tlo mpalamisa assomblief! Nice one man:) i’m happy for u.

sweetie on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:38 am

@Letebele, kwaaaaaaa @ 2L sitting outside the fridge without no coke in it
shame u need to talk to her

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:41 am

@jahara why were you running away though?

Mapakisha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:41 am

Qalile uJahara ngensomi. U forgot to say “Cosi cosi iyaphela” at the end.——->>> DEARRRTH!! eish Fezzy awunanqondo, yo!!

Noance on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:43 am

@Letebele I know what you mean, sharing a house can be the worst thing ever.

Noance on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:44 am

@Nthoentle You lucky fish! You have a wonderful husband….

Letebele on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:46 am

Her excuse for using my washing powder: she didn’t realize how much dirty laundry she had. How do you do laundry knowing you don’t have Omo? Seriously?

Like I said though guys: she lost a baby two weeks ago. I don’t wanna be the mean bitch. Kodwa if she carries on like this,ubu senstivive will be put aside.

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:48 am

@nthoentle ..ke kopa ya kgale he koloi nna

nan on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:48 am

Lol @ the “Broken heart” bit you never know coz izinto zimana ukwenzeka
@Manny: I’m every good with tax and what exactly is it that you didn’t claim and are you referring to S&T’s or refunds ko SARS ngoba your statement is not so clear

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:51 am

@letebele
tlohela ousi wabatho wena maan ..whats coke and omo between housemates..
lewena otla fellwa ke colgate …

she is like my sister-I sleep over-wake up..my clothes are on the line …bamloyile nge washing lol …my chick loves it …she always insist we visit her

True-self on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:51 am

@samlicious thanks and no am not, but I also experienced problems log in but BS sorted it out.@sxylin tell her friend to email BS.

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:51 am

halalalalala @Nthoentle *doing the hlokoloza with you*

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:52 am

what is BS’s email address?

nan on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:53 am

@Samlicious: $=8.30289 therefore
$300USD=2490.87Zar dear

Jahara on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:54 am

U guys though. No wonder a majority of JC readers silentblog. Once u have a misconception of a blogger,u make it ur duty to make them feel like they are not welcome here.

I mean why do u have to take other people’s experiences & ‘kwaaa’ & ‘die’ & ‘lol’ & be ‘shocked’ at them but others u find it hard to do the same?

I’m not gonna pretend to be the person I’m not just so I can be accepted by the databundles. Iv said it before,my experiences make me who I am today,& I love the person I am. So I’m not gonna try fake my life in order to fit in just so I can be accepted,by strangers nogal.

So I kindly suggest that if u don’t wanna read my ‘tales’,then skip my comments alltogether,it will save u the pain of having to inform others that “ke oo Jahara ka di-stories tsa gage”

Thanx.

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:56 am

i just looove how Jahara tell her life stories shem. congrats Nthoentle

Nomaha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:57 am

@Smatsatsa yhazi I dont know really I just saw the poster and laughed my lungs out.

@Nthoentle can I be you husband’s side dish please…Looool! congrats thats a gorgeous car.

Noance on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:59 am

@Jahara you dont have to explain urself to anyone sisi. This is a platform for everyone to express themselves.

Dont take it to heart nawe, if people are kwaaaaring and loling at you or your stories. You cant control people’s actions or reactions. Just do you.

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:59 am

@nan eish my sister …hence I said ngaz niks ngama tax return
I have never filed before …

nan on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:01 am

@Nthoentle: Congrats!!! now where’s the picture

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:02 am

nan, manny never SUBMITTED a tax return in his life. do u have a tax no manny?

jolene on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:03 am

@Jahara u left me in tears.
@Sundani- ndi tshe ndo lindela reply kha email. Happy friday.

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:05 am

mara guys Fezzy thats a bit unfair babe; ukhuluma ngo Jahara when you just blasted uFabulicious for exposing you and everyone else why should we push people to silent blog;

Jahara on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:09 am

@Noance its not that I feel the need to explain myself. I mean iv realized that here on JC we learn from the experiences of others.

So nje what if there is someone who’d wanna share their experience but hesitates just because of the bloggers attitude? I remember saying I will never share my experiences ever again coz back then JC was a war camp,so I thought things have changed seeing that recently there hasn’t been attacks on bloggers. But I was clearly wrong shem.

& I’m not taking it to heart,I’m not intimidated by databundles.

Just think of it,someone out there might be willing to share their experiences which will build us,but bcoz of this attitude,they’ll hold back!

Letebele on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:12 am

@letebele
tlohela ousi wabatho wena maan ..whats coke and omo between housemates..
lewena otla fellwa ke colgate …

Manny if I didn’t know better,I’d say you’re my boyfriend. This is exactly what he would say.

You don’t just take things that done belong to you though. You ask.

@Jahara: calm down lovie tu. You know what how we’re like. You shouldn’t take things so seriously nana. Instead just laugh it off.

samlicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:13 am

Thanks @nan sendiyifumene.

@Nthontle treasure your hubby babes for life.

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:15 am

Wow! Nthoentle Drop top is the way to go!!!!! *joins the hlokoloza*

@Jahara, don’t take it personal bo, you have one or two bloggers who kwaad or lold, not all of us did so don’t overreact sisi..

vigilante on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:17 am

hey all… am new blogger been silent blogging forever…

Nomaha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:17 am

@Samlicious skwiza sam unjani?

Wherabout in Cape Town are you? We must meet maan sometime..

Jahara on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:21 am

@letebele & @smatsatsa,like I said to @noance,I’m not taking this whole thing personal. I know by now what other bloggers are like,so it doesn’t shock me at all.

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:25 am

Ok, can we not get too serious and discuss something light heartered.. like iziporho? kwaaa!!!

Jahara, do you have any experience nge ziporho?

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:27 am

Is anyone going to the Lady Gaga concert? I’m so shocked that everyone in my office is going! I guess I’ll just buy the tickets and see If I get the Gaga craze closer to the concert..

Jahara on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:30 am

Lol @smatsatsa I don’t believe those things exist. I guess it was the old folks’ way of scaring us as kids nje.

nan on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:30 am

@Manny: you dont say… indzima indaba yakho, you need to get an accountant to sort things out for you and if its a good one you might end up with less penalties and interest levied kodwa angiboni nje unless you go the ammnesty route
@kamzababy: uzosala yedwa abantu baBusy badla ama refunds abo apha phandle

Vesa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:36 am

Even her funeral,I refused to go coz I felt guilty,but they understood.

Why did you feel guilty @Jahara? Cause she was already gone when you got there moes?

@Letebele, sharing ke mathata fela.Just lock your bedroom & bathroom when you leave, or sit her down and have a heart to heart about your expectations

DrDee on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:37 am

Congrats @nthoenthle a sexy car for a sexy babe.My anything goes is that I am now on leave and my kids are on summer vacation for 2 whole months so yah lots of fun in the sun for us.Tomorrow am waking up in another country.

sweetie on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:37 am

@smatsatsa, ke eng ziporo byanong?

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:38 am

No @syxlin, u cant compare what Fabu did to me and what I’ve just done to Jahara. UFabu just came and revealed igama on JC, I dont even know where she got it from, but aze azolikhipha la? Thats just not on.

Mina ngizidlalela noJahara. Ngiyaxolisa Jahara, thatha nansi i 50cents uthenge ichappies.

nomthwalo on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:39 am

Happy Friday y’all

Enjoy your weekend guys.

samlicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:39 am

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@Nomaha. Iam at Khayelitsha babes, priginally from Nyanga East #eish I hope iam not giving myself away hahha

LadyMillion on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:40 am

Hhehe

Nomaha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:41 am

Kwaaaaaaaaaa! @Smatsatsa iziporho hayike ke ngoku. I’ll share one my aunt told me. Uthi she was walking from work back in the days so its started getting dark so she was walking fast and felt somoone was following her. She looked back to see kodwa lutho. She continued walking and everytime she walked fast who ever was following her did the same.

Now not looking back she started running. She ran and was out of breath, she was tired and just decided to face what ever it was coming for her. Uthi she saw a candle in the air floating and following her, no figure, nothing. Puzzled she changed directions to a cemetry nearby. She just sat next to a tomb and she saw the candle liya ezantsi to hit the ground. She spent the night there watching the candle, uthi the funny thing was that alipheli eli khandlela.

Well uthi she must’ve have fallen asleep coz she woke up kune langa and no sign of the candle and went home. Well I suppose thats where she should’v have said phela phela ngantsomi so zange atsho ke nam I’m still wondering if she didnt forget to say.

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:41 am

@Lwamkela:let umakhulu go neh.Xola.
Mine died when she was 88.I hate to say that she was a burden shem.Her daughters had to leave their houses (Gau and Cpt),just to look after her.She lived and loved.
@Black’mamba:Vundla and Manny bandibethe emlonyeni.Better your situaion than mine.I once had to run away from a chick who wanted to give me Kuku after marriage.Like what the fuck???Not that I was playing her.But I used to hate the fact that everything I do was evaluated and was a reason for giving or not giving kuku before umshado.Like tjo.Ukuncenga ikhekhe is no fun business

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:43 am

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Dr Dee how many are your kids; and which country and what happened to your sex partner ! *folds hands and waits*

nomthwalo on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:44 am

Yesterday while I was bored, hopping from channel to channel

I watched “What’s love gotta to do with it” I think its about Tina Turner’s life. Yesses Ike used to moer that woman!!!! Yohhhh thank God she finally had the courage to leave that man!

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:45 am

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Fezzy @giving Jahara 50c yama chappies awuzwa ke !

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:48 am

@sweetie, ke di poko, ghosts!!

Shandu on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:51 am

Fezzy though – o stout

Nomaha hahahahahahaha so she watched the candle kwaze kwasa kwaaaaaaaaa

Jahara on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:51 am

Kwaaaaaaa! No @fezzy,make it R2,I need a lollipop!

LadyMillion on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:51 am

the funny thing was that alipheli eli khandlela. OMG!!
uAnti shame

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:52 am

what do u mean nan? i actually know what im talking about

LadyMillion on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:53 am

@Eyh2Jee…everything I do was evaluated and was a reason for giving or not giving kuku

kwaaaa so wawusoloko umincile

DrDee on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:59 am

Kwaaa @sxylin I knew that was coming.Two kids 14 boy and girl 12.Try out these websites for shoes.Great service and delivery especially to ur hood.www.heels.com I buy my Mary Janes there.And http://www.milanoo.com I love their red bottom shoes.I need feedback.

samlicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:02 pm

Tshini @fezzy Ngiyaxolisa Jahara, thatha nansi i 50cents uthenge ichappies.

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:07 pm

kamzababy where is the list; in my mind’s eye (NB)

Jahara:- dark skinned, size 8-10, not too confident (MY OPINION)
Dr Dee:- mixed race size 8-10, beauty
Noance:- slim maybe 6-8 well spoken but reserved, mostly an observer
Mapakisha:- well booted, quite, pretty and reserved
sexymm:- yellow bone, and very confident
@sweetie:- dark skinned size 8+
smangmang:- one of those pretty girls who have confidence overload and if you dont fit their bill of cute or to their standards they will tell you to SIT and a smoker too
Phindy:- pretty, confident but needs tobe reminded constantly, and you are one of theee friends of the Jhb girls if not part of them
mamabear:- hahaha where do i start! (I need deep confidence for this one, will leave for later)
Fabulicious: same as smang mang minus the smoking!
kamzababy:- too sweet for words
Kimmo:- (cough) i’ll be back

The rest if i didnt mention your name i feel maybe i dont know you yet (in my mind’s eye) havent formed you; or maybe ive seen you or how u look like!

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:10 pm

OMG DRDEEE THAT SITE *dies* i feel sorry for this man’s credit card

Babyluv on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:12 pm

Congrats @nthoentle drive safely. Hi @drdee been hoping you would pop in 2dae. *sits next to Sxylin* did you have another 7 round session? *dying with anticipation* Can someone call Lolo n Ntombi Yomzulu asseblief? Not forgeting Kusihlwa. @kamzangwana where is that list? Weve bin waiting hey

Jahara on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:13 pm

Lol…very opposite @sxylin,except my size,I’m a size 8. & what makes u think I’m not too confident? Curious.

IamMissHope on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:14 pm

Tjoooo Nthoentle can I please have yo hubby? Please, I’ll return him when im done. You’re so lucky shem.

Ndi masiari vhathu vhothe.

sweetie on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:14 pm

oh my freaking gosh a size 8??

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:15 pm

when people come at you; you shrink away or respond to them in a way that they have affected you; are you a yellow bone?

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:15 pm

Zoe

- yellow bone, tall, loves partying
Letebele
- short, dark skinned, short hair and slim body
Jahara
- has afro, tall, dark, talk too much, size 32
Manny
- Short, has a bellynyana, brackets and “coffee colour”
sexylin
- size 32, tall, (that lady on TL mag i told u about)
Fezzy (i’ve never zoomed your twitter avi yazi)
- tall, size 12, yummy mommy, loves braids and fair skinned

Miranda on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:16 pm

@ Letebele, Hai nana, unga stresi ngama house mates.I have one, so kea itse. My advice…stop caring about the little things.

I have a housemate who used to care and stress about these little things and she is now sorted. I remember last year one of her teaspoons was in my car for a day, and she reminded me every hour uguthi her spoon is in my car and that I must go fetch it.LOL.Imagine? I mean really, I don’t eat spoons. I would laugh at her. Sometimes when cleaning her bathroom I forget to put the mat where it stays or forget to switch off lights before going to work and she would get all tense on me… until she realized it’s time and energy wasting to be all worked on all these things especially, when dealing with someone who doesn’t take such matters >>>>>I said to her “you are going to hate living with me if you continue to get worked up on every lil thing, just take it light.”

So nawe Letebele, it’s just Coke, its just mats, she didn’t cut your finger…just ignore those small things maaaaan. And as for the house, let her clean it, she will get tired eventually. Bathroom…kick her out nicely, just don’t wash the bath tub after bathing#hides#…she will run back to her shower eventually, I did that. It worked.

All of you and your grandma’s stories are making me feel a lil ungrateful, mine is turning 97 this year and we have been wishing to throw a birthday party for her.I think it’s due now. She is still fine, but she keeps on saying she wants to go because her body is tired….But mina, Angifuni uguthi ahambe yet, I want her to see my first born yet I am not planning to have a baby soon#hides#…I am not selfish, am I?

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:20 pm

smatsatsa- Basetsana Khumalo
Dr Dee- that lady who is Ruby on Scandal
Lolo – Maletsatsi on scandal.
In my head, Moance, Nomaha and Jahara ke one person.
Nthoentle i’ve seen her in a newspaper so i always see her face.

DrDee on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:23 pm

@sxylin while you at it can you buy me those red polka dot Mary Janes for my upcoming 18th befday.

Jahara on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:24 pm

No @sxylin,it’s just in my nature to do away with people who always seem to wanna take others down. True,if u seem like u wanna make my life a misery,I stay away from u coz I just don’t have the strength or willpower to fight back. So its not an issue of confidence. I’m just blessed with the ability to walk away. I hope that makes sense.

Lol,@zoe short? Hehehe

Jahara on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:29 pm

Oh I thought it was zoe who posted that comment ya gago @kamza. Dead! Afro…*tries to imagine myself with afro*

Oh,@sxlin,I’m not a y-bone either. I’m caramel skinned.

Mapakisha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:29 pm

Lol @ sxylin’s list.. so wena u think everyone in here is a size 10 or much less ne#smh!!

Nomaha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:29 pm

Jahara
- has afro, tall, dark, talk too much, size 32

In my head, Moance, Nomaha and Jahara ke one person.

@Kamza mh huh shem I dont talk too much. People who know me say I’m shy but I think I’m generally more comfortable with people I dont know. Communicating via social networks that is. Im not tall I’m too short a midget to be exact. I’m not dark I’m caramel. Yes I’ve got an afro now and I’m generally a 32 but now I’m a 30 – 28.
We follow each other on Twitter so I know what you look like;-)

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:30 pm

lol Jahara. its this mind of mine

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:32 pm

kwaaa nomaha send me a dm pls just say its me beeesh so i know its u

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:35 pm

Fezzy (i’ve never zoomed your twitter avi yazi)
- tall, size 12, yummy mommy, loves braids and fair skinned

U are right, except Im not tall and not too short either. Think Khethiwe from Gen (ngisho i height). Most people say I look like her (minus the blow job lips) and talk like her.

Dunno about being a yummy mummy hey?

sweetie on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:38 pm

blow job lips, kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Jahara on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:42 pm

Nna guys I never imagine u to be like,but everytime I read ur comments its like I hear u talking. Here are some of my observations,in my mind:

Sxylin – so far its the voice I enjoy hearing. Very sweet & harmonious.
Nthoentle – I also love it when she writes in sepedi,sweet voice as well,& talks slow.
Lolo – the most irritating voice that no matter what,u just can’t ignore,loud & fast…lol
Nkey – also one of my favorite voices on jc. Too calm. Where is she vele? Miss u Nkey.

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:43 pm

heheee Fezzy deathby the blow job lips. is there something wrong with having those kind of lips? ka botsa fela

nan on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:44 pm

@kamzababy: I mean what if SARS owes him money but due to the fact he has never filed nor doesn’t have a tax number then he won’t know hence not get it the inverse is also true if he owes SARS more than was deducted he still won’t know and hence not pay

Jellytot on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:47 pm

So its confirmed that flyod shivambu is dating eda rose? What do they talk about?

Miranda on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:47 pm

Thanks @ Sxylin for that question to DrDee, been dying to know….so, DrDee , you are not going to ignore that,are you?

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:50 pm

@nomaha ..babe sorry to break it down to u ..mara ayikho lonto ..aunti went to sleep malunde thenn she made some story ….who goes to the graveyard ebusuku ?
ubengafuni ubethwa qha

Kusihlwa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:52 pm

Waving @Babylu, hello!!!!! I have just been busy nana….. @Jahara’s story it reminds me of a movie UI watched a long time ago but it was the kids who found the granny and ran away to hide under the bed, cant remember its name. My anything Goes is that my nose bleeds everyday and its freaking me out.

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:54 pm

One more hour to go. I am so bored.

Nomaha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:56 pm

@Kamza you must have unfollowed me or blocked me I cant see you well I havent been tweeting for almost 2 months due to spam so tweet something ndibona hlambi I’m not looking hard enough.

sk1 on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:56 pm

@Fezzy m glad u stil smilling , keep it up

Lela on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:57 pm

@Letebele do you still stay around here? wanna come visit tonight if you are free. I sense boredom for me this night.

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:59 pm

@kamza please drop me an email..I dont remember which one is yours akere watseba oshapa ka sefane samakgowa …so hake sa tseba sagago ke sefeng

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 12:59 pm

hahahaha @Pakzin when i said 8+ i was actually scared to say bigger than 10 lmaooooooooo! @kusihlwa when in my mind’s eye i see a short person when i see you; eish sorry mani but that website yaDr Dee is taking up all my time im at $800 now hehehehe the dresses; im a lover of dresses be it long or short

nan on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:02 pm

Guys I need a date (more like a handsome/sexy body to stand go with) for a work function for next week Wednesday. Someone tall, easy on the eye, who don’t talk too much and will keep their mouth shut 80% of the time and just show up; eat; look pretty and clap at appropriate times then I drop them off after the event and stay in their lane afterwards
please take this seriously and not laugh

Letebele on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:04 pm

@Nthoentle: are you from welkom and now based in midrand? Married with one child (daughter)?

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:04 pm

ahhhhhhhhh jahara you think i have a sweet voice #bless and NO Nthoentle dont speak slow! same goes for Lolo she speaks clearly to be understood; i remember one time i was screaming at her and she asked me not to scream! She actually has a very sombre voice clear and will keep telling you to listen hahahaha (where is she)

You are right about Nkey she is very calm and naughty she kept using cords so her bf wouldnt understand what we were talking about! Bongi mmmmmmmmmmm when i spoke to Bongi she was drunk spoke xhosa too quick hahahaha i remember hahaha eishhhhh ; Manny has the most calm voice, listens and counter speaks

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:05 pm

@Letebele NO she does not live in Midrand and is not from Welkom hahahahaha sorry for answering for her

Letebele on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:08 pm

@syxlin: how do you know everyone mare he? I’m still trying to figure out how you know me. Pls send me your email addy so we can chat offline.

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:10 pm

@nan I am your man…I am not tall though,,,,

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:10 pm

hahahahahaha

samlicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:11 pm

@kusihlwa check your BP babes.

Nomaha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:11 pm

Mna I actually have a crush on @Manny’s voice. Its too nice maan well I like people’s voices who dont speak Xhosa nje in general.

@Kamza you’ve got DM.

@Sxylin I’m yet to hear your English accent.

Vesa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:12 pm

In other news, Petrol is going down by 89c from next week Wednesday

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:14 pm

Wena Nomaha Im still waiting for u to inbox me.

Wena Syxlin why wazi wonke umuntu la? And Manny has called every1 here except me.

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:15 pm

hahahahaha who told you i have an english accent @nomaha

Vesa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:16 pm

@Jahara’s story it reminds me of a movie UI watched a long time ago but it was the kids who found the granny and ran away to hide under the bed, cant remember its name. My anything Goes is that my nose bleeds everyday and its freaking me out.
Le mo etsang mara Jahara ye? Kwaaaa

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:16 pm

@sxylin..counter speaker ? are you saying WHAT I THINK YOU ARE SAYING ?JIZAS THIS LADY

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:19 pm

Yini icounter speaker?

Jahara on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:19 pm

Lol..thanx for clearing that @sxylin. Hehehe,interesting what u said about @lolo.

nan on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:21 pm

@manny: Xa ungena mkhaba or u mfutshane nam than me I don’t anticipate any problem but will have to see your picture though first to see if we won’t clash… you can send it to my pvt addy on sexyerato1 at gmail dot com will revert to you. I promise I am not a stalker not a perv

lolo on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:23 pm

Today is the 29th of June, the birthday of my littlest princess, uCup Cake ka Momi yakhe!!! Umamakhe umthanda kangaka…..

#stretches both arms sideways as far as they can go#

She is Miss independent, she is best friends with her big 6 year old big sister, she looks exactly like her big brother and she worships her daddy! My little girls is truly sweet and mature for her age, she cries less that her sister which means that sometimes she gets less attention, but I truly love my baby,She is cool in that she wakes up when I run my bath and sits on the toilet and tells me stuff before I go to work, most of the stories she tells me are complete fabrications mixed with blatant lies! She will tell me her teachers name even though she stays home with the nanny! Plus she has an imaginary dog named DJ Snoopy! She is her mother’s daughter shem, I love ubaby girl wam shem!

Nomaha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:25 pm

Haibo Sxylin you said so.

@Fezzy accept ke my friend request I dont know how to inbox.

Jahara on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:26 pm

Awwwww…happy bday to ur sweet lil princess @lolo

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:28 pm

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Lolo ncoooooooooooooooh that is sooooooo sweet!bless man

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:30 pm

sxlin sounds like a mlungu..the first time she spoke vernac to me I laughed at her 9/9 kwaaaa,,,,I WAS LIKE ENGLISH PLEASE MAM

nan on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:31 pm

ncoh @ lolo that is so sweet hey

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:31 pm

Eish guys, I have something to share but I fear I will be judged, this is deep..

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:32 pm

Manny uwrongo shem anyway i guess i deserve that; i started it mcim *sulks and walk away*

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:33 pm

Ah Nomaha ntombi yomXhosa. Umhle man.

Guys…please dont laugh at me. U see those jackets that ladies wear, Bonang has a green one. The ones they fold ezandleni and they have another colour phakathi? Where can I find one? I’ve checked Mr Price awekho.

Please dont tell me abt the expensive boutiques ya’ll shop at.

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:34 pm

Smatsatsa its anything goes no one will judge you; did you sleep with anyone’s man!

This is not on let me send Ntombiyomzulu an email

Nthoentle on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:35 pm

Thanx guys i sure will drive safe. @Manny-we did a trade in, hahahaaaaaa.

@Nomaha-you wanna be a side dish, kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, o naughty man!

@Letebele-no thats not me nana

Even @Kamzababy knows me-deathhh by that newspaper article eishhh.

@Jahara-i have a husky voice, i dont speak slow at all kwaaaaaaaaaaaa. I am a leo. LOL. I am sweet mara if you cross me you will feel my Leo wrath i will tear you to pieces. I makes friends very easily and EVERYWHERE i go, literally. I am easy going nje. Some people think im a stuck up snob *shrugs* but oh well, cant halp them.

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:36 pm

lol Lolo, happy birthday to your lil angel. i hear nan.. manny ke keyah@webmail.co.za

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:36 pm

Aaauuuuw Lolo, your daughter’s just like you, lol at sitting on the toilet seat while you’re bathing… I do that a lot to my man and it pisses him off, athi I follow him everywhere around the house like a kid, and I do, I like being a pest to him, I even sit and wait for him do a number two while I’m chatting to him, lol..

Nomaha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:36 pm

@Smatsatsa vele uthi “A friend of mine has a problem” we will take it from there.

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:37 pm

@lolo …happy befday to my mshana..I love my mshana.
@fezzy I AM SCARED OF YOU…you sound rough like my ZULU girlfrend ….

Vesa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:38 pm

Eish guys, I have something to share but I fear I will be judged, this is deep..

@smatsatsa….because I’m curious, I’m gonna lie and say we won’t judge you, mara nawe uyazi kuthi la ekhaya zihamba kanjani

Zah000 on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:38 pm

@Fezzy I found mine at Zara babe

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:39 pm

Eyi akasile ke lomntana kaLolo…she is a Lolo. And she’s beautiful!
Happy Birthday to her.

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:39 pm

Fezzy try Zara, Cotton On also had some but I wasn’t convinced with their quality..
You’re talking about the boyfriend blazer right?

Sxylin, I didn’t sleep with anyone’s man, I’m innocent but I can’t prove that.. *sigh*

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:42 pm

@SXLYN KADLALA MAAN…misunderstanding coach waka

@willdyyyyy please come out I miss you
akere makula a a ho blockile mona

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:42 pm

Aah Nomaha, I should’ve started with that..

Yhoo but let me rather not, the way ni khiphelana ama archives la ekhaya!

Shandu on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:42 pm

Fezzy babe go to Sandton City tomorrow and I’m sure you will get one. Oh they have a winter sale, 75% off!! All the shops

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:42 pm

@manny…u scared of me but u not scared of ur galfriend? He he heeee….I am so sweet yazi. I hate this yazi. I dont know how many times my lil sister has come to me and said “So and so said she come visit cos she’s scared of my sister”. WTF? How can you be scared of me when I’ve neva been nasty to u? And angimubi that much yazi.

I am too sweet and when its time to get crazy I get too crazy. Ask Lolo man, she has met me. Ask her if I just stormed into her house ngamtshela indaba zakhe nah.

Nthoentle on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:42 pm

Kwaaaaaa @Lolo! happy birthday to nana bathong. My boy is a year tomorrow! How time flies

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:43 pm

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Smatsatsa i was right about you being childish yazi; i also love chilling in the bathroom whilst my man is taking a shower, when he cooks i sit on the counter and eat all the carrots he chops hahaha and he gets so annoyed and when he reads the morning paper i block his view hahahaha;

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:45 pm

Its called a boyfriend blazer? LOL.
Thanx guys.

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:45 pm

nna @lolo doesnt wanna talk to me …its like she can sense I wanna make her my sugar moms ….

talking of sugar moms …@lela ben 9 was asking where are you

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:46 pm

ok fezzy babes gimme your landline ke …its friday and i am khekhelezing

sweetie on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:46 pm

@smatsatsa , cum out with it, i cant wait any longer..

nan on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:47 pm

@Smatsatsa: qhabalaka kaloku even if they judge you abazukwenzanto wethu its Friday so anything goes come monday yobe seyigqithile

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:50 pm

@Zah000…how much was it?

Nomaha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:50 pm

@Fezzy you are indeed a hot mama, dark beauty!

@Smatsatsa hayi NO whilst doing no 2 hayi no maan you people take being romantic onto another level…lol!

Happy birthday to Lolo’s Princess. May she see many more.
Happy birthday to Nthoentle’s boy tomorrow as well.

sk1 on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:50 pm

WoW!!! Nthoentle … congratz

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:52 pm

Smatsatsa, im being cleaning my desk, when im done i want to read something juicy. *sigh* Nthoentle, dont worry i wont stalk you i think i always walk past you guys ko di malls/town etc cos im a day dreamer if im not busy on my phone.

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:53 pm

Manny – 0113742431
Guys pls dont call me

Zah000 on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:55 pm

R600 noshintshi omncane

sweetie on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:55 pm

@Fezzy, jo im calling u now…

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 1:59 pm

R600 noshintshi? Weeeee. Aybo phela mina ngisebenza ePicknPay, imali engaka izovelaphi?

lolo on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:03 pm

@Manny kwaaaa @sugarmama, mna ndi shy bethunana plus ngiyangingiza! So I really don’t do phone calls, ungaphelelwa yi airtime ngilokho ngithe he he he hel hell helloo….Yisono shem ngam!

@Sxylin and I fight ALL the bloody time, about everything! But the nice thing about us is that when it comes to the crunch we are there for each other…She is truly a nice person. You do have an English accent!

sexymm on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:03 pm

@sexylin, ha ha I’m dark, beautiful,smooth skin, Confident – you correct.

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:04 pm

Here goes..

So my man and I have been dating for the past two years ne, I’ve never cheated on anyone since my high school experimenting days, but he always suspects that I will cheat on him one day and he sometimes finds it hard to believe that he has my heart..

Anyway, we went on holiday about 2 weeks ago, the strangest thing was that I was never in the mood for the dance, but we danced anyway, so that Sunday when we came back i noticed a lil sore on my nookie and i just wrote it off thinking it was from shaving.. So it got worse in the week and I went to see the doc..
Now mr. Man is very hygienic, b4 we did the dance we went for full STI profiles and HIV and all, all was clear and we danced in the rain.. He knows more about my body part than I know about myself and he has extensive medical knowledge on everything, i sometimes argue with him cos he’ll diagnose me before the Doc and he’s always 100% correct..

So FF, he examines my nookie and says that I have an STI, I laughed it off cos I know I’m faithful and I wouldn’t get it from him cos we go for regular tests.. S mina I told him that he must stop diagnosing me and I’ll go to my doc, my doc tells me the same thing
So I told him I don’t know where I got if from but he doesn’t believe me, then the worst happened, his member also started itching this morning and he went to the doc who told him that he’s been infected with an STI..

But I haven’t done anything and now he wants answers..

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:05 pm

Mncm wena Manny ngiyahamba mina. Its home time.

sexymm on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:05 pm

Manny ngicela ungifonele nami *hides* abanjani abafonelwayo kanti?

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:08 pm

*Bayangloya*
Yes Nomaha, loo and everywhere.

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:08 pm

@Smatsatsa…if Fabu hadnt come here and told everyone my name, I would have told a story but ke I cant. Lets just say, I can relate.

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:08 pm

@sexymm…whats ur number? Ngizokufonela mkhaya.

Nthoentle on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:09 pm

OMG @Smatsatsa-maybe from the toilet? Doctors in the house help tuu

Zah000 on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:10 pm

@Fezzy yi good quality phela leyana. Otherwise uzame kaWoolies mhlambe you’ll get it cheaper khona if benayo. Or else try getting online kwa bidorbuy.co.za

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:11 pm

@Zah000..nami bengisacabanga yona iWoolies. Thanx.

Jahara on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:11 pm

@smatsatsa what I know is that STIs can hide in your body for a very long time before it shows up.

Maybe u or him got infected way back before u met,so its only showing up now! Yoh,goodluck with convincing each other that u’ve been faithful…coz le wena u have a right to accuse him of sleeping around.

Nomaha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:12 pm

@Smatsatsa mhlambi you’ve got one of those infection you get from the toilet seats. So now your man is convinced(sp) you are cheating on him?

dejane on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:16 pm

Somebody please describe how you think i look

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:18 pm

yewena fezzy ?
yewena

Letebele on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:20 pm

@Lela: chomi ndikhona! You must come hle. I’ve even more closer to your side so you won’t get lost. Vesa come join us,you’re not far lewena mos.

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:20 pm

But Jahara, had he infected me, his body wouldn’t have reacted now after I did, I mean he had to be on a drip today for the doc to clear out the infection..
Nomaha those are bacterias and they normally lead to an UTI (urinary tract infection) this is an STI and he swears I’ve been sleeping around.
So now he has this idea that I was sleeping with di vuilpops before he came to the scene or that maybe i’m the carrier, and you know some STI’s can’t be cured right? They took blood samples when I went to the doc but I haven’t received the results as well, but his doctor confirmed what I was testing for..
I really don’t know what to do and he wants answers after work..

sweetie on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:21 pm

smatsatsa , do you wear thongs??

sweetie on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:23 pm

many gynecologists report anecdotally that an increasing number of thong wearers suffer from recurrent urinary tract and vaginal infections, and they have ideas as to why this is so.

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:24 pm

Rarely sweetie, I’m a boyleg typa girl..

sweetie on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:25 pm

Since a thong is a continuous and close fitting strip of fabric, it can easily pick up fecal matter and bacteria from the anus, and if the thong moves, can carry that matter forward to the vagina and urinary tract

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:27 pm

Fezzy sharisha phela, what’s the worst that bloggers can do to you? They already know most of your stories anyway..

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:27 pm

yoh smatsatsa askies nana thats gotta be deep; im sorry but i laughed @ we danced in the rain!

zoesaldanah on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:30 pm

http://entertainment.howzit.msn.com/dj-black-coffee-at-party-of-the-year#image=3

sexymm on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:30 pm

@Fezzy 011 651 6711, awungithinte mkhaya.

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:35 pm

@smatsatsa that’s what scared me most. I don’t mind them knowing stuff abt me if they knew me as just a blogger but now they know my true identity.
Thanx Fabu. My blogging won’t be fun anymore.

Manny ngishilo ngathi its home time. Call me on Monday please.

Nthoentle on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:36 pm

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i just phoned @Sexymm! LOL! she sounds very sweet and mature

jolene on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:36 pm

@Smatsatsa do you wash new jeans/pants? Apparently they can also cause these “fancy diseases”. *I know I watch too much Dr House MD*

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:42 pm

Ayi wena Nthoentle uyaphapha yazi.

Eish ivoice kaSexymm bantu! She sounds very mature and friendly.

samlicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:44 pm

kwa!!!!!!!!!!1111 @nthoentle I also just called @sexymm

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:44 pm

hahahahaha so u guys are now calling each other *sulks* and me!

Vesa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:45 pm

@smatsatsa…..ke mathata fela! Is it an STI for real? Not an infection of some sorts? Like bo candida etc? If not one of you is sleeping with someone outside of your relationship.

Hoping to hear how the blame game is gonna go.

@Letebele & Lela, I would’ve loved to join you, but unfortunately I will be out of town tonite and I’m coming back tomorrow.

samlicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:46 pm

@Fezzy she sounds very friendly indeed hey.

Eish I also wanted to call you mara wena wavele wathi we musnt dare try to call you.

DrDee on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:50 pm

Sorry guys was busy.It did not work with Mr 7.Girls sex and friendship don’t mix.Now we are not even friends anymore.The bloggers I know are @sxylin @nthoenthle and @soul sista beautiful classy ladies.

Babyluv on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:50 pm

@fezzy try YDE sana. Ladies are you all size 8/10 *claps once* theres not even 1 size 14/16 *feeling quite sad* Happy Birthday to Lolo’s last born, ukufuzile lomntana yhuuu. @manny you are like a male friend of myn, hes always the onli guy when me and my colleagues go out and he doesnt mind, i even col hm JZ

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:51 pm

so i go and check out @zoesaldanah’s link and i am laughing! Sometime back people were laughing at Uyanda wearing fake loubies hahahaha i have spotted a fake wearer there (SIN) thats a sin but because i aint tryna be giving people free publicity i will refrain from commenting kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Just the other day Your side chick B was going on about a Michael Kors bag and her trade line is, something about even if you sleep with Michael Kors youd never get that bag and i was like THOSE THERE ARE POOR BACKGROUND TENDENCIES!
i am dying laughing here tjerrrrrrrrrrrrr

Lela on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:53 pm

Ndizoza chomi, will call you. Yho Vesa it would have been so nice to have you as well, iyhooooo! Next time hle, it’s been long nase church you just disappear before we can even talk,lol.

sexymm on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:54 pm

Ha ha @Nthoentle,samlicious, Fezzy and MM(u know who you are), thank you guys, u made my day.

#death by my phone ringing wayaya# I’m enjoying this

Zakhala izincingo, abafone abantu bo!

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:56 pm

No @joelene, i don’t wash my jeans, he won’t buy it trying to tel him it might be this or that, to him, it just has to be from sleeping around..
Kwaa Dr.Dee you call him Mr.7!!!!!
What pisses me off is that he thinks I sleep around without protection? Isn’t that how you get STIs vele?

I need a stiff drink, I can’t deal with such on a Friday..

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:57 pm

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Dr Dee thanks nana

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:57 pm

@samlicios its ok Nana, u can call me on Monday cos I’ve left the office. In fact u can all call me afta Manny has called me. I must remember to turn my fone’s volume down on Monday.

zoesaldanah on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 2:58 pm

lol, u guys are really calling each other…
what do u say, what do u talk about…hai maybe im too quite coz i would’nt know what to say…?
sexymm please enlighten, what do they talk about when they call you…?

sexylin please do share…**goes back to scrutinise**

Nthoentle on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:00 pm

@Fezzy-phendula iphone kaloku!

@DrDee-nana I also wanna see u. Where did you see me now? Kwaaaaaa! Ai, I’m clearly not anonymous here

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:00 pm

lela id like to meet you; you fascinate me hahaha; i never met a born again christian like you(who doesnt pretend not to be a sinner) all the born again i meet are sooooooo judgemental tjerrrrrrrrrr

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:00 pm

I love Michael Kors watches jong! Jeer, I was gonna get one but now that my nookie’s misbehaving I don’t know why It’s doing this to me though, like really..

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:00 pm

deathby Nthoentle playing with the company phone!

Strolicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:01 pm

molweni
sorry about that @manny

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:02 pm

Hai Zoe, nam bayangxaka la ma blogger, I was asking myself the same question..

zoesaldanah on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:02 pm

tjo Smatsatsa, your situation is tough…
but why is he pointing fingers coz you are also asking yourself how you got it and if im right a part of you gives him the benefit of the doubt, hense u looking at all possibilities of getting the STI but he’s only looking at one…ask him why, and does he think so low of you that the only thing that is in his mind is that you are sleeping around…man sometimes…

sexymm on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:03 pm

@zoesaldanah, actually its fun, first you introduce yourself like “hi i’m smang-mang(username) from just curious”

Now someone is phoning then drops the phone, not cool

Nthoentle on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:03 pm

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @Smatsatsa askies nana. eish im not laughing yazi

@Zoesaldanah-i said “hi who is thing”, kwaaaaaaaa i was expecting “you called me, who are you”, but she was very polite, said her name then i said I am Nthoentle from JC. LOL

Nthoentle on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:04 pm

Thanx for the compliment @DrDee

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:04 pm

i want to call but i dont know what to say, shoot me

Nthoentle on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:05 pm

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa eish @Sxylin, ke Friday nana

Nomaha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:06 pm

@Zoesaldahah yhazi I used to ask myself the same thing but sometimes the coonversation just flows kodwa I’m also one of those shy ones. @Twitter just called and I’ve only met her once but its like we’ve known each other all our lives.

Nthoentle on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:06 pm

@Kamzababy-i also had nothing to say. We spoke less than a minute. LOL

lolo on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:06 pm

What shops are these Zara and YDE?????

I buy my clothes @Jet and my shoes @Cuthberths, sometimes I order clothes and shoes from Homechoice….

Nthoentle on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:09 pm

O direla ngwana party @Lolo?-nke o tlogele go bolela maaka man. LOL

Lela on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:09 pm

Babyluv I’m a size 12 nana don’t despair.

Manny don’t even remind me about Ben( ole, he traumatised the tjatjaragness out of me yho that was the longest night of ma life and I literally prayed to God that he doesn’t call me cause I didn’t know what I’d say. Did I tell u he even left his pic on my phine and took all ma pics from ma phone yhazi that boy traumatised me stru!

fabulicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:10 pm

Hi @sxylin!
I’ve been in a conference the whole week hence my absence
TGIF

Sori wethu Fezzy I couldn’t help it! I wanted to drag u from silentville

DrDee on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:11 pm

@lolo tell ur little girl that Dee said happy happy birthday.A real Bratz gift for her this time.No Chinese knock offs called Blatz.

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:11 pm

@Nthoentle..ngishayisile Sisi. Its a Friday!
Talking to sexymm ws fun pity I had to cut our convo cos I ws calling her from reception and that lady ws looking at me ngamehlo amabi.

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:12 pm

kwaaaa deathby jc dlala nge phone day
kwaaaaaaaaaaaaI love it

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:13 pm

kwaaaaa
lolo my mom used to work ko curthbbets ,,,and ABC

Lela on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:14 pm

LOL sxylin we will meet shem, I’m very gangster though. I never know how to describe maself except I’m a very nice person like extremely nice. I’m the sweetest person you will ever meet and I’m very crazy, very simple. I talk too much though!

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:14 pm

im shy so but easy going so i think i make people feel at ease; this person will talk hours even on direct chat there is a certain blogger that i speak to all night close to 4 hours just talking about anything and everything! i love our dates shem (YOU KNOW WHO YOUR ARE)

With Lolo the first time she called me was weired lol i was taking a bath hahahahaha i still remember now we chat most times i roll on the bed just chatting hahaha lol me and Nkey used to do skype calls in the evenings mad fun

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:17 pm

Mncm wena Fabu manje umoshile mos ngoba ngeke ngisakhona ukukhuluma.

Tjo guys I’m so horny. Nje eskhaleni.

Mathaz on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:19 pm

I am so green with envy @Nthoentle. @Smatsatsa,STI’s in women take longer to come out but in men they are instant.Be careful as to why he wants to blame you for this.STI and Urinary Tract infections are not the same thing.Is he honest with you?Do you fully trust him?

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:19 pm

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nangu uFezzy wakhuluma ke ! hehehehe i just saw Nthoentle’s wheels mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyn ! im truly jealous

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:19 pm

@nthoentle ke kopa landline …

fabulicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:20 pm

Hi @Nthoentle! OMW I just saw ur comment now!!! CONGRATS! I see the BLUE BU..S Pay ne!
When can u take me for a spin?

sexymm on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:21 pm

kwaaaaaa Manny, it was nice talking to you.uyihlanya wena.

DrDEE, thank you, you too sweet.

Guys I’m enjoying this #smilling#

lolo on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:22 pm

@Nthoentle I will have you know that I DO buy my clothes from Jet and shoes from Cuthberts…..plus I am such a loyal customer @ Homechoice that I won a set of green towels!

I’m not having a party for baby girl. But we had cake for her and ish…..Your Onthatile is turning 1 so that is a significant birthday! You must throw a do, so I can come with an empty 2 litre container of ice cream and fill it up with FREE food! ! Your boy must have a lovely day tomorrow! Kiss him for me!

DrDee on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:22 pm

Kwaaaaa I also called @sexymm.

Twitter on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:22 pm

Akusemandi lana ekhaya namhlanjeee

@Nomaha say that again dear. I enjoy our chats, bbm, emails, phone calls, twitter zonke njeee. We should really make time and meet soon.

fabulicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:25 pm

Thank God for @sxylin’s sex tips! We buying a new home and hubby wanted Samrand and I wanted Thatchfield!
I perfomed a few sex tricks and Thatchfield it is! Here’s a lil note to the girls-missionary won’t get u anything!
Now can October get here already!!!!!

sexymm on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:25 pm

Congrats Nthoentle, your hubby is “tHE MAN”

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:26 pm

throws toys out of my cot! mcim imma also call sexymm !

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:26 pm

who has brown shugas line ? I wannna call her

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:26 pm

Depends how you perform your missionary fabulicious! Mine got me the Evoque

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:26 pm

@Mathaz I don’t kow what to say, yena I trust him a lot but you’ll never know, and plus he was hlokolozing me while I still had the sore so I don’t know what’s what..

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:29 pm

come guys fakani ama landlines,,,,I need to talk to the ladies

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:29 pm

Guys, I once asked Lolo abt this and she said its normal. I still hate it!
I told my man that angisafuni i doggy cos yena he wants to do it for a long time and as he does it kungena umoya. When he’s done my “cake” will make this embarassing sound that sounds like air coming out of a tyre. Niyayibona mos?
Lolo said its normal and I think its embarrasing.
Manny, phela wena uyi sferb sendoda. Do u kno what I’m talkin abt?

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:30 pm

uveske uthi; you like it baby; and then athi yeah uthi really athi yeah and then because you have been talking about the car thingie for too long u bring it up kwaaaaaa pull him away with your thighs (Closes eyes) and when he wants to push it in tell him what you want hahahahahahahaha works all the time but please girls thou shall try it on your husbands only kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:31 pm

When he’s done my “cake” will make this embarassing sound that sounds like air coming out of a tyre. Niyayibona mos? <—————— can i laugh at you Fezzy kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

lolo on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:33 pm

@DrDee kwaaaa you just killed me! Eish bloggers have the memory of elephants (or go back and read the crap we write)

I bought her clothes only shem! My mom in law bought her lots of NOISY battery operated toys….just to piss me off! That woman does everything in her power to kill the peace and quiet @ my house! But she dotes on her grandbaby shem!

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:35 pm

i did it LOL

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:36 pm

Fezzy inookie ayigezwa ngamanzi abandayo okwasek’qaleni; and i think you guys arent doing it right; i think the last time i ever heard that sound was during my first sexual experiences! do you clench your inner muscles when he is doing it? nawe dont just bend u do know that you also move in rhythm eish this one is a bit difficult to describe but clench your muscles also helps! SOME men like the sound of a wet nookie when they are doing it; that sound nookie makes when its coming in and out ! YHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU LET ME CALL sexymm

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:38 pm

Manny I hv icell number ka Lelo. Why haven’t I stalked her vele?

Syxlin don’t laugh. This is serious matter yazi. I can’t ncisha him i doggy ngoba uyayithanda but mina angisayithandi tu.

Nthoentle on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:40 pm

@Fabulicious- we left those people long ago! Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa, mara wa phapha akere nana? Tjatjarag u! NXA!! LOL

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @Lolo and 2 litre skuftin. Aowa no party its cold nana. We are going for a photshoot then lunch with the fam.

sexymm on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:40 pm

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa Sexylin, you not black.OMG! Thank you for a call, too sweet.

Kamzababy, thank you dear.

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:41 pm

mara fabulicious wht you are doing is wrong hle! stop exposing people and nthoentle’s hubby is no longer with the whatevers

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:42 pm

ah hahahahaha sexymm uyahlanya seriously you are too sweet yourself

Kusihlwa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:45 pm

@Sxylin, me short, never!!!! I am not tall but I am not that tall either. @sam, BP you say?

Mathaz on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:45 pm

@lolo happy birthday to your little one (mini you).It must be mad fun in your house,competition for the mic I see.My children are away this weekend,so it’s me and my husband.Fun throughout.

sk1 on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:45 pm

@Smatsatsa mayb u hv herpes don knw , i ws diagnosed wit it 8months ago , i had the shock of ma life @the time coz i ws single stil am , kanti i got it 4rm ma ex , apparently thr a ppl who a carriers who hv it unaware until it reacts on sum1 else which ws ma case… @ 1st i wud b depressed nt knowing gore m making it worse , i ws getting breakouts now n then , bt now m getting beta slowly dealing wit it

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:49 pm

@sxylin …sxymm talks too much like me ..we can chat for hours…

so feedback from the people I called ..do I sound like what I write ?

MashDiva on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:52 pm

Wow…Fezzy thank you.

sexymm on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:52 pm

@Fezzy, hayi when it comes to sex, nothing is embarrasing gal.Enjoy doggy style if kuphuma umoya just laugh and say : Aw’zweke…

sk1 on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:55 pm

k @ Fezzy share nami ke , since i relate to wat Smatsatsa is goin thru , send me yo mail or alternatively u can hv mine …. i cud really use the talk

kamzababy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:55 pm

Phew

dejane on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:56 pm

Manny give me your number, ke boregile mo. I called Sexymm and hung up, didnt know what to say. She sounds sweet though.

Gomolemo on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:57 pm

Hello mablogger a mantle. Im so tired, just came back from Rustenburg now, and on my way back, i hit a pothole and got a flat tyre. Thank god for that woman who stopped and assisted, cause i dont know how to change a tyre. Enjoy your weekend all!! Gomo ole rata thata fela.

Lela on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 3:59 pm

Here’s a lil note to the girls-missionary won’t get u anything!……hehehehehhheh explains why I’m still where I am. But mna shem I refuse uloku ndizitweba ndinyuswa ngamadonga ngumtu ongandikhuphelanga netyiphu le! Atleast nina nitshatiwe ningamane nidunuse kuphume indlu okanye imoto, cha mina ngiyala shem!

Nomaha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:01 pm

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Lela true though…..

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:02 pm

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Lela khawunyuke nawe hahahahahahaha uzawutshatwa! but to be honest Lela do you want to get married?

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:04 pm

@dejane ke sthaba ho e ngola mo …

QueenX on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:04 pm

ng’cela ning’fonele tuuuuu

Lela on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:05 pm

I do sxylin, you mean for me to get married kumele ndibe bukati ebhedini?

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:06 pm

eish lela has a way with words kwaaaaaaa

fabulicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:06 pm

Oh wethu Fezzy (in Mawande’s daughter’s voice) ngiyaxolisa ngane yasekhaya. Oh how I enjoy ur stories! Pls change ur user ke since vele the idea crossed ur mind, pls ma.

@sxylin pls stop making me feel worse than I already do for exposing umtanabantu.
Lol @ur description of me, u 99% correct!

Now u making me wish I cud meet or see the other blogger’s faces…the ppl I’ve seen with the naked eye here are Lelo, Nthoentle,Mablerh, Fezile and another unnamed blogger.
I’d loveeeee to see Ntombi, Sxylin, Letebele, Lungsta, Nkey, Lolo, Kusi

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:06 pm

Kwaaa, I predicted that response from Lela..

Lela, can Ii ask you a personal question about celibacy?? I just wanna understand it better..

Newkid on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:07 pm

Fezzy – Long time ago someone mentioned mysista/lolo by her full name and surname. Now I just visit her facebook and look at her pictures. She is beautiful *prays that she does not set up her security settings*. So if you stop saying it no one is gonna remember

Vesa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:08 pm

sxylin, I’m still waiting for tha follow?

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:15 pm

SO that boy has to take you to court niyosigner okanye uyilezi ezifuna ukukotiza?

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:16 pm

hahahaha Vesa i followed you a long time ago yesterday

Lela on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:19 pm

Yhu I still dream of that white dress sxylin with a draped town hall and all the ululating. LOL

Smatsatsa ask nana

Fezzy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:21 pm

Hhayi Fabu where did u see me? Pls tell me. Is ur name Zolelwa?
@sk1 fezzyt@gmail.com

DrDee on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:21 pm

@nthoenthle happy birthday to ur baby for tommorrow.Wish him many many more.

fabulicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:23 pm

Oh @Nthoentle that makes sense! K this is how I know u, I had a side dish who worked with ur hubby a whileee back and he came with u (ur hubby) this other time (can’t say where or when coz this will give the game away)…mmh speaking of that sidedish bantu *takes a deep breath!*

@sxylin pls give @Lela those tips ze missionary maybe those will help!
I also need them for those tired days… Thank u in advance!

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:23 pm

hahahaha i hope it works out hey if its taking too long just drag him to the nearest court room

Mapakisha on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:23 pm

Enjoy doggy style if kuphuma umoya just laugh and say : Aw’zweke…——–>> I’mma remember this next time it happens & lmao literally, kwaaa! sho sexymm!!

sexymm on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:24 pm

Thank you guys, ama calls.I just left the office.U guys are special shem. @Manny,I’m still laughing, izindaba zakho.Ohhh! Someone phoned when I was to leave the office,ohh bhuti,voice yakho.Can it be @Chase??

Lela on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:25 pm

LOL and ababantu abayifuni tu imissionary, ndizibuze ba ngubani onamandla wosoloko epetsuliswa imini ezi!

sexymm on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:26 pm

Mara Dejane.why?

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:26 pm

Lela I just wanna understand the reason why one chooses to be celibate after they’ve been hlokolozad for days, and mina what suprises me is when I hear people with kids who then become celibate, and I ask this because you also have kids so that’s why..

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:29 pm

happy birthday(for tommorow) to the ladies man OJ hahahaha may you grow to be a little terror and make all the girls cry! All with the exception of Nikita because she is the girl you will marry! DONE DEAL;

and then the lil missy Nthate will call you at exactly 7pm your time to sing you a happy birthday song ! Aunty M loves you big kisses

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:32 pm

Smatsatsa a friend of mine has a kid outside marriage when she met her husband because she was now born again they were engaged for a year no game malalana! only started having sex when they got married!

And ilove missionary too i can do lots of things with missionary; i have to go and have dinner bless all of you been a lovely day laughing all the way hahaha

manny on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:34 pm

chase a squeaky voice yama gay *********runs away

kimmo on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:35 pm

Halala@ nthoentle thats a very nice car ur man is for keeps,now can u post me the newspaper article lenna i wanna c how u look like! Kante what did u guys do to kahara why a kwatile or i missed something? Wena sxylin why did u cough wen u got to my name? Have a great weekend guyss.

Lela on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:36 pm

@Smatsatsa for me it’s because of spiritual reasons because as a child of God I know the effects and consequences of it. Truth is I am not celebate at the moment but I was for a year before ma first child and for 2 and half years before ma second child but after my second child I haven’t really tried. I kinda like gave up because it’s like everytime I try to be celebate I end up stealing and getting pregnant like true story. I do however want to try again because this gxonging is hindering my spiritual growth.

sk1 on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:39 pm

thnx Fezzy , will chat later

Smatsatsa on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:42 pm

Kwaaa Lelo, uthini?? Everytime you try you end up stealing and getting pregnant?? Kwaaaa! You’ve just killed me..

I think it’s safer that you’re not..

Lela on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:50 pm

The thing is I do it knowing it’s wrong and this after staying for a some time vowing I will be celebate till marriage. I will do it 3/4 times then I’m pregnant manje it’s like it’s the stealing that gets me pregnant I may as well not steal ngidle kahle ngizikhusele cz phela when you steal ne condom ayibikho cause you were sure that you won’t do it again.

Letebele on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:57 pm

@Smatsatsa: Girl what I’ve learnt from my sferb ways is that men start accussing you of cheating when they’re the guilty ones. Your husband knows that he slept around and hence he’s been trying to pin this on you. This was his way of making sure he makes you feel guilty when something like this does come up.

My advice,tell him to man up and stop shifting blame!

samlicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 4:58 pm

@Lela try again babes and please make sure this time you on contraceptives just incase you end up usiba kwakhona.

Guys you are a crazy bunch indeed. I have been laughing and crying with some of you since this morning.

samlicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 5:04 pm

let me pack my staff and get out of hear. Dzamn it was an extra long day. Atlist tomorrow iam going to be with my friend. Its going down @bongi’s house unomcimbi ndisayokotiza khona after sitshone ekamareni with some hot staff hahahhahaha

Babyluv on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 5:28 pm

You guys are awesome. 1st thing monday am calling @sexymmm, nawe fezzy uthanda ungathandi monday ndiyakufounela. Would love to meet manny, lolo and fezzy

sxylin on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 5:43 pm

Lela that thing will rust! Please god is not judging you! Just gxong gxong! Snappy nawe mani pls stop depriving yourselves; just keep gxongin mani!

Babyluv on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 5:50 pm

You guys are awesome. 1st thing monday am calling @sexymmm, nawe fezzy uthanda ungathandi monday ndiyakufounela. Would love to meet manny, lolo and fezzy. Lolo would get a huge hug

DrDee on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 5:56 pm

Wena @sxylin did you get shoes from heels.com.

Nthoentle on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:07 pm

OMG! Is that why you wanna live ko Thatchfield @Fabulicious? Cos your side dish n wifey live there? Mr Mini Cooper Checkmate? OMG ! Yes, No, Maybe!

lorrelai on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 9:50 pm

The way I’d love to comment la ekhaya as much as everybody. But I log in and there are about 200 comments already. Ndive ndi dinwe.

snapshot on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:01 pm

Happy birthdayz to @lolo & @Nthoenthle nyanas. May they grow tb bright n sexy. God’s blessings to them.

Congrr @Nthoenthle on ur new wheels

snapshot on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:06 pm

Guys I’m in so much pain. The last time I experienced this I was rushed to Milpark. This time there’s noone to drive me not that I’m keen to go to hosp. I literally operate on 1 hand. I can’t drive, dressing up its a mission o undressing is worse it doesn’t help with the cold. I feel so sad cos I have so much td tmrw incl sandton sale *screaming*

anytime on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:06 pm

Me and u both @ Lorrelia. I don’t understand where they get the time though. *sigh*

phlydivaZee on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 10:50 pm

@Dejane.. I imagine you to be petite,light in complexion with a nice afro. Like Mmabatho Montsho

DrDee on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:03 pm

@snappy are you ok?Sure you don’t need to go to hospital dear?

Phindy on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:05 pm

@Snapshot, call an ambulance nana b4 it gets worse.

fabulicious on Fri, 29th Jun 2012 11:23 pm

@snappy nana no, should I call 10111 for u? Pls send me ur address.
Bathong I’d give anything to be in sandton tomorrow , oh how I love Sales! NOT

Sips187 on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 12:00 am

Wow, after months of trying to log in, finally *whew*. At last I can also feel like part of the ‘cool kids’ clique.Thanks Ms Lelo:).Hi to whoever is still up @ this time.

Nerlee on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 12:56 am

anytime says:

Me and u both @ Lorrelia. I don’t understand where they get the time though. *sigh*

ME 3, I read the comments in the evening, do not know how the bloggers do it shame!

LadyMillion on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 4:16 am

we pretend we’re working in our cubicles when infact blogging the day away

snapshot on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 5:18 am

Guys I’m blogging I’m alive I’m alive. Jerrr I thot its gudbye my sister laughed so much.

@Fabu voetsek wena, u like NOT sales mxim let us go indulge maybe I’ll be totally healed lol

@DrDee I didn’t want to go to hosp at night again, you find Drs not available, u wait for them to arrive, by the time they get there- ur healed mxim

@Phindy I’m gud dear- ngi right with hosp.

Welcome to the new blogger

Sick or not Sandton I’m going I rather use a taxi shem

bongi on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 8:47 am

..yhoooo haibo i missed out mos…wow *kicking myself for missin the call a blogger moment* ill call all of yu monday nam shame….lol @ sxylin calling while im drunk…mos i told yu tht i thought it was a debtcollecter calling kwa..kwa..kwa…happy birthday to lolo ant nthoentle’s angels…im so glad fez is back…. YU BLOGGGERS R SPECIAL…

promisez on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 9:12 am

But you guys nathi we are here phela ,, interact with us too

Sxylin is my sister’s age, born around 1982-83, camarel and a soft pretty face,

Jahara- almost colored, strong yellow bone, slim nd tall, long beautiful hair,

Lolo, big booty, my skin color, not tall, not short! but short hair,

Bongi, tall, caramel and big booty

Manny , short, dark, beautiful eyes

promisez on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 9:14 am

and I was thinkin Fezzy is a yellow bone,

saw you on twitter, u not what id expected.

sxylin on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 9:27 am

Ah hahaha lorrelai u used to blog all the time; I Love it its like having a conversation with your close friends who won’t judge you, till u make them angry haha I love it! Snappy glad u feel better was about to send ur neighbor to check up on u; hahaha Fabulicious I can imagine isiphithiphithi se Sandron tjerrrr I sincerely cannot hahahaha 75% though!

Snappy get me something nice; Dr Dee do you have Skype? I need to chat to u wena! I got 3 pairs of shoes hehe and I won’t be wearing them for a long time! Smatsatsa how are you dear ; Lolo if ever you decide to answer your phone;

sxylin on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 9:31 am

Hahaha @promisez ur too sweet * hug* I was actually born in 1984 wena Bongi haha at me being a debt collector; @promisez Lolo is a yellow bone she weaves it no short hair for this one haha

sxylin on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 9:33 am

@promisez Bongi is a midget hahaha she is short and so is Nkey and Nthoentle who is always in heels

kamzababy on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 9:52 am

hello addicts, while snappy goes shopping for clothes nna i have to go shop for ne curtains for my “new place” *sigh* happy Saturday to eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerbody

Letebele on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 10:01 am

@sxylin: you and I are the same age.

I’m still curious as to how come you know everyone here. You know us but we don’t know you? Not ayoba!

Maybe you are Kiki or Lelo with a different username….

Good Morning bahlali*waving*

Babyluv on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 10:26 am

Morning bloggers, i would love to be at the 75% sale in Sandton, i wud be broke aftawards shame. Happy bday to OJ. Still in bed craving for malva pudding and custard. Snappy get better babe. Cape Town is wet, guess its indoors for me this weekend *sigh*

snapshot on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 10:52 am

@Sexylin it seems my dream for 75% sandton is gone. As I type I’m in Brixton Garden City- I can’t do a thing now. I’ve already summoned sum1 to collect the car- shem my heart is sore *crying*

snapshot on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 11:02 am

@Babyluv thanx dear- its a must to get well QUICKLY. All weekend plans postponed. @Sexylin I went to those websites provided by @DrDee wow found some hot goodies there

bongi on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 11:32 am

@ promisez yu are correct, besides nje im very short, big booty sexy curves yellow bone chick…@ syxlin pls convince lolo to call me would really like to speak to her ngesixhosa…

Miranda on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 11:37 am

Dumelang!Tjotjotjo,Yesterday was hectic neh? Mara what do you guys say to each other when doing these call-a-blogger-session, #wödering#

Sandton 75% off…I am not in Joni,even if I was, the thought of standing in queues would have stopped me…Enjoy though.Mna ke,I woke up at 7am to bake for my visitor’s Breakfast , ,we are supposed to be on the way since we are booked for Ziplining and Quadbiking at 1pm,mara these bitches started drinking at 9am …They are on some they aren’t driving tip,on some why don’t we just go watch a movie,,,,#these Joburg girls depress me#

DrDee on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 12:35 pm

@snappy was thinking of you the whole nite.Tried explaining to my kids that @snappy is not well and they thought I was loosing my marbles.HAPPY BDay to @nthoenthle’s baby.@sxylin will contact in a day or two after we settle and adjust mami.

snapshot on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 12:38 pm

Ha! @Miranda ur friends though mxim bayabora. U must skeem me wena nana we would be quadbiking etc mathata a kenwe.

Yoo guys ngiloyiwe I’m bewitched shem. I started getting better so I thot ai no man le me go sumwe tjo tjo tjo I cried- manje I feel sum weird cold breeze- hai shem buthakathi lobu

Where r the residence sangomas n trainee @Letebele thusha thle

Letebele on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 12:47 pm

@snappy: a cold breeze nje sebakuloyile? Hahahahaha,its probably just flu nana. Remember the med-lemon ad”sometimes I feel hot,sometimes I feel cold”?

snapshot on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 1:13 pm

Kwaaaaa!!!!!!! Tlitlitli!!!!!! @Letebele hai I give on u- go back to class. U suppose to tell me that my neighbour is jealous n uyangiloya wena uthi Flu med lemon LOL

Bloggers does this Solange outburst mean we not getting any articles from her

lolo on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 1:18 pm

@Onthatile happy birthday have a blast! Hope your mom spoils you!

Mna shem bloggers I have a crisis! I think hubby is cheating on me! On Friday am I spoke about wanting to go to Dbn for a few days, a friend is having umabo for her sister plus ndifuna ukuzula! Ussually hubby would be on some “no ! You are NOT going, its too short a notice” Ussually I would have to perform some complicated Hillbrow stunts to get him to lemme go!

Now uthi ngihambe!!!!Njenje!!!!
No argument or convincing!

Kukhona okuthinta Amanzi!

Unyile anghambi!

I even asked him for lots of cash and he just GAVE it to me! No complainining!!!Rhaa usile shem! Ungijwayela kabi andihambi! No ho is gonna have my man!!! Never!!!

Phindy on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 1:29 pm

Lol @ Lolo, hhayi umtanabantu ufuna i break-nyana shame. Kanti kunani if ejola, angisho nawe u busy nabantu bakho o Smangele & them… hhayi hamba please!!!

@Sxylin lol, I’m not part of the JHB girls nana, in fact I’m not even in Joburg anymore. I’m in Durban. I’m tall, yellow boned & very reserved as I’m sure you’ve noticed. @ DrDee, thanx for the website dear. I’ve ordered 2 pairs already *goes back for more*

dejane on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 1:31 pm

@Snapshot maybe you have a fever, felt like death myself last week. Have some ginger,lemon, garlic and chillies (optional) with hot water. Woke up the next day feeling so much better.

@Lolo i hope your hubby is not cheating.

Happy birthday to Onthatile, wishing you many more.

sxylin on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 1:55 pm

Lolo why are you ignoring me?

lolo on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 2:10 pm

@Sxylin I would never ignore you….sent an email earlier ! Must have typed the wrong address!

Lover28 on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 5:21 pm

*phew* thanks Lelo, ive been a silent blogger for 2 years, finally, i’m coming out….

Hi everyone ^waves*

kamzababy on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 5:40 pm

how was the closet nana?

elegnamis on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 6:01 pm

@snapshot have u seen a dr yet? If not take 2 capsules of flustat, 1 vitamic C and 1 Suncodin. This will ease the pain and help u sleep. I hope u don’t smoke and also avoid fan heater/aircon… Good luck

Letebele on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 6:33 pm

@Lolo: does that woman know who your hubby is married to? Clearly not! If she did,she wouldn’t dare put herself in danger. I think we should find this other woman and sort her out. We’ll do the dirty work for you. That way,you can’t even be an accomplice. You know we got your back.

sxylin on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 6:37 pm

Death by letebele thinking I could be Kiki or Lelo hahaha

fabulicious on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 7:47 pm

Guys did u not read the disclaimer na?
It says no blogging over the weekend.
This thing of “I’ve been blogging since kayi kayi..” Soon someone will come out and say “I’ve been blogging for 5 years now”

kamzababy on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 8:03 pm

lol fabu i think you missed it. someone once said that

snapshot on Sat, 30th Jun 2012 9:45 pm

ive seen the doctor I dont have flu guys. its something else, the doctor suspect reactionary arthritis and some big term involving bones. im better, he gave me an injection and some drug meds to keep me asleep just to rest the body.

Babyluv on Sun, 1st Jul 2012 2:32 am

Glad ur better Snappy, deathby by your darkie tendencies ‘bangloyile’ , lol @lolo i have a solution to your lifestyle problem. I can be your sidedish n hubbys sidedish, so you wont have some random gal tryna hook up with your man. @fabu its nice nje to pop in over the weekend. Twitter was kak funny yesterday with ths TT #knowyourtwitter Which dj is known as the mini loaf. Shame ndidikiwe ngu Nomdakazana aka Solange *i wonder if ths anything goes will reach 500 comments*

snapshot on Sun, 1st Jul 2012 6:44 am

Thanx @Babyluv. I wasn’t serious with the bangiloyile thing lol it was just a joke, remember I’m fully devoted to Christ. I/ We like joking like that cos we know its a darkie thing lol.
Does any1 know where I can get a nice work dress today, small to medium size, for midgets lol. It must be taxi friendly.

I believe somebody out there prayed for me- thank u guys. I’m getting stronger by the minute- for now its ff docs order

lolo on Sun, 1st Jul 2012 8:04 am

@Babyluv…ncoooh love lam, that is a brilliant solution. I like totally dig your idea yaz! It will be like isithembu…but esi threeway! Plus mhle shem umyeni wam. Cool let’s do dis! Asambe ke!

I love I ifistfull of tears by Maxwell this song though!!!!yoh!!!!It goes through my ears! goes to my heart, straight to my clit! Indenza horny!!!

snapshot on Sun, 1st Jul 2012 8:42 am

Lolo Lolo Lolo Lolo Lolo nc nc n

LadyMillion on Sun, 1st Jul 2012 10:29 am

Happy sunday hunnies..my nanny is away.spending the day with my lil doll.
Thiza akamoshi maan,she is a year and 3 months..she now has a broom kuye,she definitely knows what its for coz umane “etshayela” but now i dont understand why its on my freaking face….

Eyh2Jee on Sun, 1st Jul 2012 1:15 pm

Welcome home wena Lover28.How was the closet?What or who made you finally come out?Zazise kalok lol
Lmao @ukuloywa.3e maN’darkie ka nnete.
Lolo I donKt wanna share lover 28 with anyone including you,ngoba wangilahla wena manje sewungu SugarMamzozo ka Manny *ebhuqwa sis’khwele*

Fab Tee on Sun, 1st Jul 2012 2:37 pm

Unyile anghambi <—–this killed me,hahaha lolo uyagula shem!

Fezzy on Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 7:44 am

and I was thinkin Fezzy is a yellow bone,

saw you on twitter, u not what id expected.

Nansi imihlolo! What did u expect?
Yellow bone? Mina? Ngimnyama and ngimuhle shame, sorry to disappoint u.

kamzababy on Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 7:59 am

LOL Falls of chair

sim on Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 8:01 am

Guys I need yo help tu. Where can I buy umleqwa. I don’t know what u call it in English (the chased chicken that u chase & slaughter)

kamzababy on Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 8:09 am

sim where do u stay? they sell it ko braam ko Lagos Street (Nigerian shop ko Biccard)

Babyluv on Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 8:34 am

Kwaaa the chased chicken, sim you are not in cape town neh? Sxylin please send Ntombi yomzulu an e-pos hai maka khumbulikhaya. JG where are you?

sim on Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 11:23 am

@kamzababy, I live in Fourways JHB

kamzababy on Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 11:27 am

eya braam… r u gonna cook it ka dumblings?

QueenX on Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 11:27 am

@sim…you can get it e-Diepsloot or Alex

promisez on Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 11:50 am

tltltltltt, mama Ka Thando but i didnt say youre not beautiful!

Black is beautiful for me! I was just saying bengicabanga njalo in my mind.

Im a black is beautiful myself

samlicious on Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 3:40 pm

Death by umleqwa the chased chicken. @sim free range chicken nana

sim on Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 4:41 pm

Thanks @ kamzababy & QueenX. Yes I’ll cook it with dumblings & mngqusho (samp).

Thanks 2 JC bloggers, now I know it’s free range

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