Maybe It Was Cute Then But…

June 19, 2012 by Brown Shuga

….. and these things should STOP. END. DIE.

Tweeting/Updating your status with quotes all day – dude we follow you because we are interested in you, not your plagiarism skills.
Fighting over a man! Ummm… do I need to say more
Bafana Bafana – It was cute in 1996. Ban than thing.
Tagging people on tweets. If I want to tag a person I can and will do it… don’t be tjatjarag and go tag people on tweets that talk about them. You think you are doing them a favour by bringing negativity to their attention? Stop being tjatjarag.
Speaking of Tjatjarag, that word should also die with Malema.
Being on a magazine cover when you have no story to tell. So sick and tired of reading the same recycled stories about celebrities. On the covers nogal. Can people not agree to cover if they have nothing to share. Unless you are Faye Peters saying “The Truth About My History With Vusi Twala” or Bonang saying “Why I Now Choose Batman over Superman”, or Vuyo Mbuli saying “Let Me Explain The Vase Story “ we don’t wanna hear it.
SA celebs and their threats to write books when they themselves don’t even own books. Forget the fact that you aren’t even 30 yet you think you have lived long enough to have a story worth reading, but this is SA, generally we aren’t a reading nation now you are coming out with a book about what we’ve already read on Sundays.

Gonna leave it here for now…. And make this a regular feature just to keep reminding us of what needs to STOP in 2012!

Feel free to add your voice!

LMAO at updating quotes all day. Eish, those self help motivational stuff…jisaaas.Sifelani kodwa???I wonder if they don’t wish to live a little and update what is in their mind for once nje…. I hit my scroll button hard when I get to those,ngsheshe ngi fike to the funny and mean ones,ngihleke.

Poshla on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 5:41 am

Yes yes BS, you gotta make it a regular. Fighting over a guy it’s a downgrade, upgrade yourself by walking he will smell the perfume after you gone. As for magazine covers they just a bore, e.g we all see our mothers as our heros so making me read about someone else’s mom(Drum) really! Moving on~ haaa.. BS, let’s keep tjatjarag please. The book thing they just trying to make moolah hle- phela ku tough here in SA, hence we have so many entrepreneurs.

Ms_B on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 6:51 am

I get so annoyed by those who spend their entire day on twitter kissing celebs behinds…oh I love your show, oh I love your music…like really can people not do that, its pethetic to say the least.

vumaaa on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 6:57 am

@Ms_B phela they get RTs then go and Brag on Facebook that they were chatting with a celebrity and then they will be FB celebrities.Seee??

lorrelai on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 7:07 am

Why does this “Magazine Covers” point make me think of Claire. I mean I love the woman to bits but yho! How many times is she gonna tell us how she left the modelling world while the room was still full and what not? I aint buying anything with her on it.

Mna I hate anyone who tweets/rt’s anything along the lines of “DO YOU”, “haters” and celeb ass kissing. And then there are those who always complain that “but @DJZinhle never replies to any of my tweets:-(“. Ngqumakho I wanna kick those on the shin!!!

Soso on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 7:14 am

Can mxit shorthand/slang/jargon please come to a stop now!

lbg on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 7:18 am

Can SA nags stop talking about Azania nd her devoce its tiring nd boring plz stop. Nd drum should b band its lost its mojo. I agree tjatjarag is… I’m not completly on twitter so I dnt read tweets to notice anything much.

dejane on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 7:25 am

I agree with Phathu about people that always posts quotes on twitter and facebook, I wanna know what’s your mind from time to time, your thoughts, not someone else’s.

What also needs to stop is people who post tweets that have only been retweeted by celebs on facebook. Facebook people are chilled, they couldnt give a flying fcuk if you were retweeted by Bonang or Dj Sbu.

What also needs to stop is people who check in at mostly larney places only, umuntu disappears off facebook for while and the first they do upon their return is check in at Spur. Seriously? Or get you someone checking in at the airport kanti they’re only there to drop off someone. If you gon check in at OR Tambo, please do check in at Noord or Bree too, then i wont moan as much.

bumbum on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 7:56 am

@ dijane thank u, i get irritated kanjani. i think im gon say this on fb, the guys @ work bayithandani lento. uthi uyabona on fb “check in @Transnet” like really WTF

Zoe on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 8:06 am

Open letters – make them stop, make them go away asseblief.

missTmzee on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 8:18 am

good morning bloggers

Speaking of twitter,someone make Lulocafe and SizweDhlomo’s fans/groupies stop nje -_- please.

Yes fighting for a man needs to stop,lets all share *tltltl*

Self appointed deputy Jesus tendencies on twitter (-_-) e.g Claire,Simphiwe Dana,Lupi,Ntsiki….yes its great to stand for something but to think your opinion is the gospel…relax maan

Beautiful-Butterfly on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 8:19 am

Another thing that needs to stop is “twitter” people always feeling the need to diss people from facebook. Forgetting that they also come from there- a person screen munches a facebook status with lots of spelling errors and be on some “I rest my case with Facebook peeps”- Like really now, if you too glammed up for the “Slow Facebook” why do you still have an account there? People forget gore Twitter wasn’t started by their parents. Leave those who love Facebook and love your ass licking celebrities twitter.

Botshelo on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 8:21 am

speaking of mag covers, Loved Aza’s story, she is a lady, mara True Love a e sana content shame!

Can someone who is in the know shed some light about the Hennas

missTmzee on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 8:33 am

ooh a bit of a random…Can people who messed their chance of being with someone relax and move on…i swear am cursed when it comes to the am sorry i messed up phonecalls *sigh*.

Vesa on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 8:41 am

Mag covers and recycled stories…..the less said, the better! I’m dying to read Aza’s story, but I won’t buy the magazine…I’ll read it at the hair salon

PoohBear on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 8:59 am

Can people that have just discovered twitter, stop tagging us on every tweet they write, like seriously, I’m not fishing for mentions.

FunLover on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 9:10 am

another “must stop” on twirra is the HOROSCOPE tweets…can anyone say SPACE-FILLERS???
Talking about “Libra’s are sensitive people but turn bitchy when provoked…REALLY??? so are all ppl i know hawu! GTFOHWTBS!

Mathaz on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 9:36 am

I find twitter to be very informative and educational.I dont follow celebrities,mostly journalists,politicians (ANC politicians are so scared to air their views) and those in the know about politics.I dont have a lot of followers though.There are some people who are just rude and plagariasm is rife on those streets.One does not have to be rude to make a point.

Angenoir on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 9:40 am

LOL, Dejane has beeeen complaining about this check in situation since since.

LadyMillion on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 10:11 am

@Botshelo… i read that Bonnie moved out of their marital home to go stay with her mom in Soweto with the kids..Apparently Sisanda is very controlling would tell her not to take jobs where she had to kiss/get close to any man. He would read her scripts and all, they also said that they are having financial problems

missTmzee on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 10:19 am

@ladyMillion their finaces have been touch and go for a while now…She did an interview once where she was vbasically declaring bankrupcy i love them both…i love ,love forgive me and they look in love.

aah well i hope it ends well for them life is not easy and marriage yona i dont want to imagine. Personally marriage is my biggest fear,i love snakes,i bungjee and sky dive BUT dont see saying ‘i do’ as simple

Fluffie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 10:21 am

LOL “check in @Bree” kwaaaaaaaaaaa

@Soso nginawe lapho! it grinds my tits tjooo! Most of the time I don’t respond to that writing! “xe sed cum wit de buks,mit u der” like WTF?!

hehehehe Bafana needs prayers hey!

Nthoentle on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 10:26 am

Halleluya @Soso! Grown ass people sending u letters and you supposed to make out what they mean, like what the hell?! Ei, I get pissed! I know we have the obvious one’s that “everyone” must know, mara really now. Fok

Miranda on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 10:36 am

Azania will be interviewed on three talk today,16H30 will not find me in this office.

@Dejane. Lmao, just deactivate nana. And some of those check-in’s are a lie hle…futhi you can’t really argue against them because you will be seen as a hater or jealous person. So nna nje, ya mbora facebook, you can’t really say what is in your mind, because those buggers are sensetive, …People will tag you on pictures, forcing you to compliment them, even when they are ugly….Haike!!

I used to be an addict ko yona, but now nje, I have not logged in for over 6 months.

Nthoentle on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 10:42 am

Kwaaaaaa @Miranda

Smatsatsa on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 10:46 am

Can people stop tweeting their outfits of the day tuuu!!!! And what they’re eating, with whom and where, like really! :-/

missTmzee on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 10:47 am

i am not on facebook mara the stories i hear are always entertaining…like what @ Miranda just said

Pkasts on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 10:49 am

LOL @ Fluffie ““xe sed cum wit de buks,mit u der” like WTF?!” DEATH

Kinky Afro on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 10:51 am

Sure Mathaz, I made sure that the people I follow are more on content and informative. And for mgosi alert JC is always on point, mara very cheeky. That “please stroll to hell toe” tweet made my weekend.

kamzababy on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 10:52 am

nna i do check in ko bo bree… if you use foursquare its very fun cos u get badges and mayorships.. and we really dont expect anyone to believe gore we really there. i can check ko Rosebank while im chilling on my couch so you all need tom relax your pubic hair

Pkasts on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 10:52 am

Smatsatsa I cud have not said it better , I have IT with a passion…..Having Supper *Snap- A picture*, taking a Nap *Snap -A Picture* hau bathong, retla ikhutsa mara?

sweetness on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:01 am

I cant stand mxit writing!! Makes you look dumb, really. I am that person who write full words, I think the only word i abbreviate is you to “u”.

And the slang kills me, one friend of my once wrote “cunt” instead of “cant”, Wondered if she knew what “cunt” is?? counted the letters in both words, and both have 4 letters, so why didnt she just write the correct one??

jolene on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:01 am

so the other day i was chilling in bed, then decided to check-in on facebook (just to let my secret crush know where i was) and booom! there is OR Tambo as one of the places. mind you, im based eMonti. i just couldn’t stop laughing. People really wana seem fancy out there.
Can the Facebook and Twitter Inbox proposals stop already! and also telling us how romantic and wonderful your man is coz some women will also want to take him for a test drive and prove if it’s true.
Hello everybody

jolene on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:05 am

@Sweetness some people just can’t spell to save their butts. nne i give up on such. there’s one lady on my FB, she uses the mxit lingo waya-waya. the day she tried using full words, i created a fake account just to inbox her uthi she must stick to mxit lingo. it was worse, still wonder how she passed matric English (HG)…

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:07 am

@sweetnes, i also hate that writtin,i always tell my cousins to write words in full bust she doesnt listen 2 weeks ago she was kidnapped, she send me a message on whatsaap that said, *im kdnpd i dnt kn wtf im* i was like fuck off

Pkasts on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:18 am

@ Sweetie , Kidnapped for real? O-0………………..and she said WTF? LOL he he he he he

samlicious on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:19 am

hahahhahaha @sweetie and then what happened to your cousin?

Nthoentle on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:27 am

OMG!!!! @ Sweetie. Where is she now? It’s funny and sad

miss_a on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:32 am

Kwaaaaaaaaaa @ sweetie! LOL!

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:35 am

@ first i thought its one of those things didnt think it was serious then she send another readable message after 30 minutes cos i didnt respond to the first one. she is ok, she was kidnapped with 5 other people including a 6 mnths old baby, it turnd out the kidnappers just wanted a baby so they killd the baby in front of them . now my cousin is more messed up than before but she is getting counselling

samlicious on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:37 am

OMG! who does that really. Kill a baby? what did the baby do to you? @sweetie was it one of those muthi killings? was the baby mama there as well?

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:39 am

*wtf* meaning where the fuck i am, aai this kids

kamzababy on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:41 am

no maaan why kill the poor baby? people are sick out there

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:42 am

@samli,yes cos they took the private parts and sum parts of the armpit and eyes, apparently the baby mama fainted

sweetness on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:43 am

OMG sweeety!! Thats sad… Do you know why they wanted the baby??

samlicious on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:45 am

where did this happen? sorry sweetie with the question but this is damn shocking.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:47 am

Soso Can mxit shorthand/slang/jargon please come to a stop now!<——dude kuvele ukuthi angife then cooversation killer for me is "K" aaaahhh now that grinds my tits

Alexis on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:48 am

Tjo Sweetie, what an unpleasant story.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:49 am

@Sweetie, waze wangidumaza ekuseni

asanwababe on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:51 am

OMG Sweetie, that is just hectic. Why couldn’t they take the baby and do the killing and etc somewhere else? Now the poor baby mamma will live with those memories for life! USatane is reigning shem.

samlicious on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:54 am

yho! say that again @asa

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:55 am

she got into a taxi from marabastad to Moloto but didnt go where it was supposd to go, le driver was also involved.
she has nightmares, she says as soon as she closes her eyes she hears the child s cryin voice,so sad

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 11:59 am

sorry guys but this things happens for real tjo, she said they spend the whole nite in a smelling old house sumwhere in the bushes and it was very cold

asanwababe on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:01 pm

I can only imagine the your cousin’s trauma. An innocent child kodwa, Nkosi yam’. *silently praying for the mother and the passengers*

Pkasts on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:02 pm

Yhooooooooooooooooo Sweetie wang tshosa wena, Gona mo gae mo? Tjooooo nagana fela!!!! yah sathane ote ketli waitsi…shuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ke tshabela ke madi ebile

samlicious on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:03 pm

thats probably where they do their dirty deeds. OMG hayi Bawo thatha indawo yakho kwanele ngoku. May God bring comfort and peace to your cousin and everyone who witnessed this horrible did especially the baby’s mother.

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:04 pm

yah so nou the poor thing o tshaba le go namela Taxi, the bf has to drive her around everywhere, ke mathatha

Pkasts on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:06 pm

Shame i can imagine Sweetie, obvious le nna nka etshaba go enamela…Ya its really enough people, God must just intervene

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:07 pm

enaf about the sad stories

Botshelo on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:13 pm

@ Lady Million, thanks, mara Sisanda yena! intshindiso e mo tsene mo tlhogong! wa gafa. they are actors, they ACT! if they script requires her to be close to a man, she is ACTING! not that she wants the man! if the script requires kissing, surely the actor cannot kiss her the same way he kisses her, wa hlanya lo mfana shem

they are broke and if Bonnie can get acting gigs, he must let her be, cause we all need money and clearly they need it more

Soso on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:21 pm

@ Sweetness does your friend really knows the meaning of ‘cunt’! Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Thixo! A 6 month old! that’s is so cruel! Tjoe! Our infants and toddlers aren’t safe la emhlabeni..

I don’t know if it was ever cool and cute but can some women stop over tweezing their brows,its 2012 for crying out loud..

BlindFold on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:21 pm

Dumelang Katlung

I got the new Usher CD…ke bosso

DrDee on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:22 pm

Tjo how sad.So @sweetie did all the other passengers also escape and what happened to the baby’s body.Did ur cousin go to the police?

asanwababe on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:23 pm

@Botshelo, I remember watching them on Tswaki (Motswako) a while back, bekhuluma about adoption. Something just seemed off between them, but I couldn’t put my finger on it. So it was probably these issues. Shem. Controlling men are annoying.

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:28 pm

yah she did, apparently the police know about the killings on that area and they are doing nothing about it
they broke the door of that house @4am and walked for like an hour to get to the main road, they left the body of that baby and they separated so she doesnt know what happend to the rest of them cos everyone there was just running for her/his life.
so guys lets just be extra careful.
atleast now whe is learning to write full words

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:29 pm

Smang-mang Warona on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:35 pm

I always say relationships with broke men don’t stand a chance in hell!!! Sisanda did a great job of making Bonnie fall in love with him (as all broke men do – giving lots of love and adoration to get you hooked), but in the end, his inability to provide and his lack of funds drove him to his behaviour and ultimately the end of the relationship.

Not even true love can survive a man’s empty pockets. Remember that song? #NoRomanceWithoutFinance

Kinky Afro on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:38 pm

Yoh @Ntombiyomzulu, ngoba nathi siyaqoma bengine sokana ebeliwu thandani u ‘K’, nami ke kodwa benginga pheli moya bengi lokhu ngisho njalo uma ngiwubona, ukuthi cha engathe ngeke sizwane. Futhi ngize ngamala ngimalela wona lowo ‘K’ ngoba awuyindawo, kanti nami angika kezu kuwuthanda.

asanwababe on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:42 pm

Can I get an AMEN for what Smang-mang has just written!

lolo on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:43 pm

That is so horrific ! Why do darkies think success is some magical, mysterious thing mara? That can be achieved through magic? How dare they think that something other than hard work brings success! That is messed up! I hope all who witnessed this find inner peace. If anyone were to even look @ my babies funny I would dedicate my life to killing them! RHAA NX amagqwirha ohili harming little babies!

Botshelo on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:49 pm

@ Asanwababe i did too, even the TrueLove cover they did, their story was a bit offish.
Maybe Mr knows that Mrs takes her craft serious and that if she can get gigs, she will be man of the house (income wise) but then again asazi! *shrugs shoulders*

kamzababy on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:50 pm

sweetie was the baby still alive when they were cutting his/her private parts?

fabulicious on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 12:51 pm

Hai nam when I saw Bonnie and hubby ku Tswaki caressing hands and looking deep in eachothas eyes when answering Questions it all just seemed too fake for me.
It must’ve taken a lot for her to walk out coz she’s a die hard mzalwane. Hope she can now get acting gigs bantu she’s a gifted actress, either that or she just played that bitchy role ku Backstage Very well!

Molweni bahlali!

@sweetie what a sad story, do things like that really happen tho!? Tjo, hell really is on earth.

@ntombi yazi wena everytime I see ur comments I picture what u look like,lol.

asanwababe on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 1:01 pm

@Fabu, yes, I remember the “looking deep into each other’s eyes”, while I was rolling mine.

Speaking of Tswaki, did anyone watch yesterday’s episode?

Ntajingah on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 1:24 pm

Engrish accounts…yes? No? Okay

Nthoentle on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 1:34 pm

Dumela @Fabulicious nana!!! I’m still waiting for your email ,mxm

dejane on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 1:40 pm

Can we also let go of this *winking* ish after every sentence. Like umuntu will say or text rather “see you tomorrow” *wink*

Now people wink after every text… they could be saying on twitter or fb, “at Sandton City shopping, wink” I mean really now?

kamzababy on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 1:47 pm

which celeb is SA doesnt have an events/ production company?

zoesaldanah on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 1:48 pm

OMG at the kidnapping story…and to think that we cant even trust our public transport system is a shame…
as for the mixit language, ya it needs to stop really, can you imagine how these kids must be writting their essays in school these days…

http://entertainment.howzit.msn.com/is-this-gareth-cliffs-girlfriend#image=1..

does anyone know anything about the Gareth story…?

zoesaldanah on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 1:50 pm

lol@dejane…hai u…lol…***wink***…hahahaha..jokes….i know what you mean about winking..
and can someone can the word “dzeal”…its very lame i think…

sweetness on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 2:00 pm

On that note @dejane, I think “lol” must take the same bus with *wink*, oh and take the mxit “hud,wud,ntn,etc” to a place far far awya and never come back…

Oh and I absolutely hat a “K” answer!!

sweetness on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 2:01 pm

I meant hate, not hat, and away, not awya…

and could we stop correcting each other if you can obviously see it was a typo… grammar yes, maybe…

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 2:04 pm

@Fabu describe the Ntombi in your mind lol

zoesaldanah on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 2:08 pm

take “kwaaaaaaa”with u sweetness as well…it just does’nt make sense..but i like “lol”…

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 2:15 pm

Death by Sweetness.Before I know it someone will ask Sweetnes to take *death*with her

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 2:18 pm

GPY,Loling,lolest must also go with that ship

Mathaz on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 2:21 pm

@sweetie please tell me you are fooling around.What kind of people do such inhumane acts to their own?Being a mother myself,i can’t even begin to imagine what the parents are going through.These are disturbing news.

Mathaz on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 2:27 pm

Psychology even suggests that Jack and Rose (Titanic) were not going to last because Rose was used to the affluent lifestyle.So as much as we want him to put a ring on it make sure he can be able to support you.I always say it is unbiblical to marry a man who earns less than you.

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 2:35 pm

@Mathaz, ke serious, this thing happend 2 weeks ago on a sartuday arnd 7pm she was frm pretoria to home, but she only got home around 6 on a sunday
@kamza, she said one of them o beile ngwana mo fatshe and a presella loto la gage on the babies neck until she stopped crying then they cut watever parts they wanted frm her

kamzababy on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 2:42 pm

eish. yah neh!! so motho wa robala bosigo after doing all that ish another human being?

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 2:48 pm

im just greatful cos they didnt rape them just feel sorry for the babies parents

LadyMillion on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 2:50 pm

eish guys this story is depressing

Truer than true *sideeyes bonang*————–>I always say relationships with broke men don’t stand a chance in hell!!! Sisanda did a great job of making Bonnie fall in love with him (as all broke men do – giving lots of love and adoration to get you hooked), but in the end, his inability to provide and his lack of funds drove him to his behaviour and ultimately the end of the relationship.
Not even true love can survive a man’s empty pockets

samlicious on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 2:54 pm

Yho guys Lady Gaga is really coming to South Africa. On the 3rd of December she will be performing in Cape Town. My colleagues and the big boss as we speak they are on the net trying to get tickets. Its crazy they cant get through due to the long queue.

I tell you by the end of this week the tickets will be sold out.

DrDee on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:01 pm

Lol @ntombiyomzulu.I also have a picture of you in my mind.There is a girl at work that I like very much becoz when I see here I just think @ntombi right here.

fabulicious on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:03 pm

Eish @ntombi u don’t even wanna know…I’ll go all lolo at u so don’t even ask nje, I was born straight and I pray I die straight!!!

Guys pls we can’t take lol away, everything else but just not lol, what wud I be? Sometimes I type things that are brutally honest to ppl and it helps me to say ‘lol’ at the end coz it makes them think I was joking! “lol” stays.coz I said so!

@nthoentle u were here nje when @sxylin threatened to beat me up to a pulp if I communicate with u in anyway, I’m scared of her kalok only God knows what happens in that head of hers!!

Lol @dejane mara what’s wrong with winking??

zoesaldanah on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:16 pm

@Ntombi, yes please “death” must go…and “ruli”..
i picture Ntombi to be this beautiful young lady, fair skin,average height, nice curvy body but not big (maybe a size 8)…and i think u get along with people easily…
Am i on the money here ?

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:16 pm

Heheheh, @Dr Dee and Fabu just killed me yezwa. I wonder nginjani

I agree with you Fabu lol stays its loling and lolest that I cant *Dzeal* with*winks* at Dejane and Zoesaldana

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:18 pm

i picture Ntombi to be this beautiful young lady, fair skin,average height, nice curvy body but not big (maybe a size 8)…and i think u get along with people easily…
Am i on the money here ?
Almost but Im dark and ave ngimile kahle heheheheheheh

kimmo on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:21 pm

i like ntombi, i dont know why i just do! she is such a free spirit.

waving @ everybody

DrDee on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:26 pm

So @ntombi I think my ntombi at work fits the bill perfectly.A bit dark,above average height pretty and bootylicious.Very confident and bubbly.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:26 pm

Ncaaaaaw you guys, nami nguiyanithanda niyezwa

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:28 pm

Dr Dee maybe that Ntombi is me heheheheheh. Now Im curious to to know ukuth usebenzaph

mamabearlove on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:31 pm

Hello hi Jc bloggers. Some ‘celebrities’ think they are own the tweeter streets, its actually sad and annoying. The asslicker and groupies must just relax tu! I really puzzles me why people repeatedly tweet ‘celebs’ like Sizwe dlomo, when they get dissed or not replied they lash out. Some even tweet celebs ——>>> “I love u,but you never reply to my tweets” ” or I think your hot *blush*\ *hides* but you never reply to my tweets. like WFT??!! Who’s care?! *seriously* get a life.

Babyluv on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:33 pm

Ohmigosh sweetie, i wud hve nytmares 4 lyf. Seeing an infant being killed lyk tht. Lol at you saying your cuz must fuck off. My aunt is also in a relationshp with a man who duznt work, smh, she says he gives her lots of tlc unlike men who work. And i always lol at how my mom n the younger aunt always say indoda engena mali ayondoda n awulali utye uthando. Bonnie mst leave that punk and go work for her kids. Ingaske uLady gaga abethwe yi bus, i wish it was King Bey coming not her.

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:33 pm

@mamabear, loooooooooolll

DrDee on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:34 pm

Lol @ntombi she is Ghanaian and noone seems to understand why I like her so much.I work for a financial institution.Hope I am not revealing my identity now.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:41 pm

Ok babe then its not me but shuthi ufana nami lol…Im very much Zulu mina

Pkasts on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:45 pm

Ooh Can “AWKWARD MOMENTS” also stroll to Hell? Like People just don’t know how to use “awkward moments” anymore
Everything has turned to be an AWKWARD MOMENT ko Twitter and FB
“That Awkward moment when i am cooking” O-o
“That Awkward moment while i’m watching Idols” (-_-)
“That Awkward moment when i have to pee” What The Fuck

mamabearlove on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:46 pm

I looooove Twitter! Mara I think Twitter streets are for showing off and bragging! The “celebs” \ “twelebs”. First u had to had a ‘blackberry’ fit in with the cool kids on twitter. Nows its the iphone and ipad. *sigh* can we live tuu? the is too much pressure on the twitter streets. Yes! I’m also guilty of falling into this trap *hangs head in shame* (-_-”). I recently got and iphone, now I’m waiting for my ipad to be delivered! KuTwitter we have the “monkey see,monkey do” situation. One celeb\tweeleb. First it was the ‘Red cake” *sigh* now its the chai tea! What’s next? *sits and wait*

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:48 pm

@Baby luv , i mean u ll hate dat gals messages let me giv u an example of wat i ve just received from her *ys im sstr whn i dn i wl cl u* i mean how de fuck must i supposed to put that together

kimmo on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:50 pm

loooool mamabear

kamzababy on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:51 pm

mamabear bare shopo ke woolies tlhe! death. “red velvet cake”

zoesaldanah on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:52 pm

lol@ Ntombi and “Dzeal”…
Pkasts: do people really say that, now that is very stupid…
@ Sweetie…are u kidding me, i read it like 5 times and i dont know what it says…

sweetness on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:52 pm

Just real a status update now, and it states “lol, I am hungry”… tell me if you wouldn’t want “lol” to be banned!!

I tried to say it in full “laugh out loud, I am hungry”… NO!
Then “lots of love, I am full”… NO!!

mamabearlove on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:53 pm

@Pasts yes!!!! The ‘awkward moment’. situation is really getting out of hand! Yhuuuuuuuu!!! I don’t even think they know the meaning of the word. Hehehehehe its funny and annoying at the same time.

kamzababy on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:54 pm

hw old is she sweetie. she rly is nt sers abt lyf LOL

lolo on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:55 pm

@Pkasts kwaaaaaaaa krkrkrkr! Yoh you have ended my life! (Since I’m forbidden from saying #death

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:57 pm

she is 23 looooooool

zoesaldanah on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:58 pm

im laughing (scared to say “lol”) so much sweetness @lol….
lets give “lol”more time please, like Ntombi said, sometimes u can pass on a message to someone and say “lol”in the end just to make it look like you were kidding..

mamabearlove on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:58 pm

@kamza thank you.Oh lwardy! Yes “red velvet cake” SMH I forgot to write ‘velvet’. tltltl. (-_______-”)

samlicious on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 3:59 pm

Ha whats up with @Ntombi and her groupies *hides for real*

Hello @mamabear unqabile, how are things at celebville.

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:00 pm

@zoe, i cant do without lol, looooooooooll

zoesaldanah on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:00 pm

sweetie, u gona kill sweetness “she is 23 looooooool”…

kamzababy on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:01 pm

Nna my death is not going anywhere shem instead of LOL ill just put a smiley (tries not to say lol)

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:01 pm

kwaaaaaaaaaaa…. *mpolokeng ke hwile maan*

kamzababy on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:02 pm

is she working?

Pkasts on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:03 pm

Eish its tough out there people……..and I blame Twitter for all this!!!
To add on my list

1. LOLIWE( laughing)lols
2.JBS – Just Be Strong
3. O tla Tiya

Still Guilty of saying that…..JBS

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:04 pm

who my cuz? she is, a system engineer at some company ko centurion

kamzababy on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:05 pm

i just dont understand how a person can just write like that. even if she was on mxit at neng neng but thats one of the things you outgrow. i mean if u at school u have to write assignments and at work u send emails to your clients/ colleagues

asanwababe on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:05 pm

Hahahahahaha @Sweetness

kamzababy on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:06 pm

yah, her…. i rest my case

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:06 pm

@kamza, i mean most of her messages i just delete and she knows

Ms.Zie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:06 pm

Ntombi, sisi where did u go to high school?! You remind me of a girl I was in hih school with… nje

kimmo on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:07 pm

i just cant stand the lingo period, even this lol i type it cause am lazy

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:08 pm

Oh no but I love red velvet cake for real ke kodwa limnandi not because ngizama ukufit(a) in MamaBear….
and then people must stop *hiding* ke lol

sweetie on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:08 pm

c u pp tmr,ss
loolllllllll

zoesaldanah on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:09 pm

@samlicious>>>>biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig for you…lol

samlicious on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:09 pm

@Ntombiyomzulu girl I think you are under investigate la. Why is everyone so interested in knowing who you are?

zoesaldanah on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:10 pm

and then people must stop *hiding* ke lol…..sim sim…lol…

samlicious on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:11 pm

I meant investigation.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:11 pm

Zie I will give myself away but in Durban, Im from NUZ…

kamzababy on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:12 pm

kwaaaa sweetie WOE is tht?

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:13 pm

c u pp tmr,ss@Sweety WTF??? No thats not on

kamzababy on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:13 pm

oooh and there was #TeamNazo *yawn*

asanwababe on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:16 pm

Hayi guys, if “lol” (and all its variations) and kwaaa are banned, then @lolington kwaaa will have to change igama, hahahaha. Think about abanye abantwana, please tu.

sweetness on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:18 pm

Oh and did I mention that joke you will receive from all your BBM contacts, whatsapp, and then still go to read about it on fb??

The one among my friends now is the lucky star fish and baked beans…blah blah blah

I believe if we have more than 5 mutual friends, you must assume I already got that joke, so dont forward it to me… thats what I do

zoesaldanah on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:18 pm

on a serious note now, why is it that people see the need to shorten everything…? is it a trend / staying cool type of thing or what, the reason for me asking is because im not on tweeter or facebook so sometimes i fail to understand…

zoesaldanah on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:21 pm

eish sweetness those BBM jokes…and sometimes the message comes in at the time when you are busy or in the middle of the night and when you open it its like oh Gosh is this person serious and then they start pouring in from all your BBM contacts…thats where i block a person kemna, espcially if i dont have much dealings with you…

zoesaldanah on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:23 pm

bye everyone…
and remember, tomorrow is a new day, so only lol is allowed, no more GPY’s, kwaaaa’s, death’s, dzeals etc…lol..
cio

fabulicious on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:24 pm

One thing that can gladly go is ‘*hides*’, I promise I won’t miss it >side eyes Kiki<
I use k a lot,esp when I'm mad or excited pls let it not be banned!

@ntombi this is not a laughing matter yazi, ever since I got to know ur bad girl ways I'm always looking forward to seeing a comment from u.

Am I the only person who's dying to know what BS is in Mauritius(sp) for while some of us are dzying yingqele yase rhawutini?

asanwababe on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:28 pm

@sweeteness, I absolutely hate those jokes. I had this contact who would send his tweets to all his bb contacts. This guy uvuka ngo5 am. Imagine getting a bbm at that hour about him going to the gym, or praying, etc. Like WTF, okwatsho umzala kaSweetie. I deleted him shem.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:30 pm

@Zoesaldana I think its because people are so lazy to type and uyashesha ukuqeda. *ITHINK*

Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:33 pm

I dont like Loliwe as well uba worse ke if uzoshiwo uZahara on Twitter

Miranda on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:46 pm

Haibo nina!You can’t terminate all the ‘kwaaaaas,lol’s and the ‘death’…exactly how are we going to laugh la ekhaya? hai maan yekani kubema graveyard soil.

sweetness on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:49 pm

@Miranda you just add an extra or a couple of “ha” to hahaha, to make it sound genuine…hahahahaha… just like that…

Wild Island on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 4:53 pm

I HAD TO KWAAAAAAAAAAA@If you gon check in at OR Tambo, please do check in at Noord or Bree too, then i wont moan as much.

HHAAAAAAAAAA…”chek in at Coca cola stadium” kanti ur at home e diningroom oho

Soso on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 5:49 pm

@ Sweetie let me try and decipher what your cousin was saying: *ys im sstr whn i dn i wl cl u* “yes I’m stress when I’m done I will call you”,#ehleka ka khulu#

MyThoughts on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 6:21 pm

Twitter’s got so many Dos and Donts yaz. I happen to have read Twitter’s Ts&Cs when I created my account. And I didn’t see any of these Dos and Don’ts that Twiiter veterans put out there. It’s gonna take more than a piece of an article to make *tweeps stop typying like this >IlOvEtWiTtEr or I ht wtng, or posting rape videos, posting their punanis, food, clothes yada yada. Block, unfollow or just like Sweetness ignore. Simple
Question? Why is Drum R15 O_o

Babyluv on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 6:40 pm

@sweetie tell ur cuzin to grow up maan, shes taken ths shorthand thing too far. I hve a colleague who always texts in xhosa and shorthand, thiza wam its such an effort to read her msgs so ive blocked her.

lolington kwaaa on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 6:44 pm

@asanwababe thanks for looking out for me, hehehehehehe!! How can they ban such important “phrases”.

Eish, so many things need to be banned though…sifelani? FB tendencies have made me lose all interest in it, people are so annoying. Why on earth would you just decide to tag someone in a picture of yourself when you have not spoken to that someone for at least 6 months!! ugh!

RexonaABC on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 6:54 pm

Thanks for the tips, I just realised that I over use *hiding*
Dijane ke tshehela hodimo.

lolington kwaaa on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 7:17 pm

@Sweetness I ha to swear at my BBM contacts for them to stop forwarding stupud stuff….not only do i not find that rubbish funny but it annoys the living saint out of me! I ended up deleting whatsapp because of the same thing…yeeeeer! FB ke yona i just wanna die because everyone would have it as a status uopdate.

bumbum on Tue, 19th Jun 2012 7:58 pm

hhayi bo nangu no”swirry” engenisa bo ngadideka nje ukuthi what is this suppose to mean when this dude said “unjani swiry”

Nthoentle on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 8:37 am

LoL @Fabulicious.

asanwababe on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 8:49 am

@Lolington, it’s a pleasure dali.
Nami I hate being tagged. And it’s ususally photos were you’re not looking too good, but umatagger is looking hot! *smh*.

asanwababe on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 8:49 am

Eish, *usually*.

Fluffie on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:09 am

LOL @bumbum ngiyayibona nami eka”swirry” no”twirra” “marora” hehehehe the comments killed me hey. but I like “JBS”

mamabearlove on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:15 am

Good morning bathandekayo! hahahahahaha! I’m guilty. Of using’sweery. I love it. JBS!

Furious on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:17 am

Please help a sister out. I want to start using contraceptives and I don’t know the right one, the pills or needle. Which one doesn’t make you gain weight? Coz I don’t want to get fat.

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:23 am

use a condom

mamabearlove on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:28 am

@Kumza Yup! Your right. Viva Condom viva!

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:31 am

veeeevaaaah LOL Furious are you married?

freckles on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:37 am

I really miss commenting on JC! And this new Alexis is not the previous Alexis. Can I come back home

Furious on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:40 am

LOL. No im not married.

LG on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:42 am

Guys would u get angry if yo partner farts on yo face?

Yesterday my BF was playing with me& kissed my bum (with my clothes on). I told him 2 stop cos I was tired, so I farted on his face intentionally. Tjo, he was so angry & I suggested we break up cos we’d been fighting a lot lately.

Imagine when people ask 4 cause of break up, he’ll say I fart on his face

Nthoentle on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:45 am

@Furious-why do you want to use contraceptives nana? I hope its for your skin, period pains or to regulate Your cycle and not cos you don’t want condoms. #not judging.
Yaz and Yazmin have the lowest dosage so I heard. Stay away from needles my friend is a fatty boom boom cos of the needle

kimmo on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:46 am

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@ lg, bathong mara

nomthwalo on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:46 am

Morning everyone

Furious all contraceptive have side effects and weight gain is one of them. What works for me might not work for you.

Rather discuss it with your doctor, they know what’s best for you.

So usufuna ukushaya iskuni he he he uyadela wedade usufuna ukudla okune”Knorrox”.

Alexis on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:48 am

Furious, stick to condoms..

Lg, Lmao. I hope he doesn’t have rash on his face now.

Nthoentle on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:49 am

Kwaaaaaaaa @LG! Mara farting is gross hle!!! In his face nogal, Yuckkkkkkk

sweetie on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:52 am

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@LG

PoohBear on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:54 am

Kwaaaaaa @LG

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:55 am

huuuuuu LG! O brave tlhe lol

mamabearlove on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 9:59 am

*Totally of the topic* I need to VENT——–>> My colleges are so annoying shem! Yhu! They feast on fatkoeks(amagwinya) *salivates* so early in the morning! They know I can’t eat them, because I’m on a diet. Mxm! So selfish! *hides under desk*! During lunch it is the same story, they enjoy comfort food eg: hot curries\stews, kfc, nandos,pizzas, kota with chips&russians u name it. While I eat steamed veggies\salads or fruit. Its going to be a LONG COLD WINTER FOR ME.

sexymm on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 10:00 am

Morning bahlali.

Can “LOL” stay please.

Nami I hate being tagged. And it’s ususally photos where you’re not looking too good, but umatagger is looking hot! *smh*.lol @ umatagger.

kimmo on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 10:01 am

“Tjo, he was so angry & I suggested we break up cos we’d been fighting a lot lately”".

for farting , mara le wena what were you thinking???

sexymm on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 10:05 am

@Furious EVRA patches sisi.You will feel nauseous mawusaqala but after a month uzoba sharp.

mamabearlove on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 10:06 am

Buwahahahahahahahaha! Yhu @LG :’D poor dude. I don’t blame the guy for dumping you tho, I would do the same. *lets hope he doesn’t develop a rash* tltltl

lalakins on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 10:10 am

@LG hahahahaha it must have stunk really bad for him to want to break up with u…yoooo hahahahaha

asanwababe on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 10:12 am

“Imagine when people ask 4 cause of break up, he’ll say I fart on his face” <— Hahahahahahahaha, you have finished me LG!

Koeks on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 10:23 am

Tjo@LG you just reminded me of my BF gross tendency.We would be chilling in bed chatting nicely,then when he feels that he’s about to fart he will quickly push my head inside the covers and hold me tight so that I can smell his stinking fart,I would fight him till I cry.Jeez I hate it when he does that,no matter how funny he thinks it is but its totally disgusting.The other night he just let it out nje,I did’nt even say a word I just left him there & went to sleep in another room.Sies man…

Koeks on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 10:25 am

Hayi I give up.My comments seems to disappear.*Back to silentville*.

Koeks on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 10:34 am

I’ll try again.@LG was just saying u wrong shem.That reminds me of my BF gross tendency.We would be chilling in bed chatting nicely.When he feels that he’s about to fart,he will push my head under the covers & hold me tight so that I can inhale his smelly fart.I will fight him till I cry.Damn I hate it when he does that,no matter how funny he thinks it is but its just disgusting.The other night he just let it go nje,I did’nt even say a word I left him there and went to sleep in another room.Sies man,kuyanyanyisa.

asanwababe on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 10:41 am

@mamabear, don’t mind them dali. Summer will soon be here and your steamed veggies will be worth it. Trust me, ngisuka lapho nana and it’s not nice shem.

sweetie on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 10:58 am

I ve never used contraceptives in my life tjo

mamabearlove on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:00 am

@asa thank u your right! It can be really difficult at times mara I going to hold on. I know its going to be worth it in the end. I started this diet in feb and weigh myself every 2 months. I’ve lost 13.8kgs already, my next weigh-in at the end of the month.

sweetie on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:01 am

@mamerbear, gud for u dear, mara tel me what motivates you?

asanwababe on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:09 am

Wow @mamabear, you have worked hard dali. I think it’s worth it already; 13.8kgs is a lot shem. I’m sure your body is transformed already. Nam’ I’ve recently lost weight and it feels so good! But people say I must stop, but shem ngisaya phambili ngayo. Do you exercise as well?

Pkasts on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:13 am

I have never as well used contraceptives in my life….. and i dont think i ever will!! Viva Condom ….

Bathong yesterday i spent the whole day googling the easiest and simpliest diet…..haai ku tough guys, dieting is not for the weak….

mamabearlove on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:16 am

@Sweetie! My health! A few back on my graduation day, I broke my ankle and had to have 4 ops. So when I gain weigh,strains my ankle and it becomes painful. I’m too young to walking around with crutches\walking stick! And for the LOVE of FASHION!!! Clothes! Clothes! And more clothes. Nothing hurts than affording to buy beautiful& expensive clothes,but can’t buy them cause they can’t fit you.

samlicious on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:23 am

Eish @mamabearlouv I wish I was that strong. I seriously need to lose weight and my weakness is meat. I cant leave without my meaty meals. Please share with a sister tu guys *sobbing*

Alexis on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:25 am

Ladies, any tips on how to get a flat stomach? I’m slim, but my stomach is kinda chubby.

crazydoll on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:27 am

TJO* @LG,how could you mara? Ke fedile ka ditshego

BlindFold on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:29 am

@Alexis..do you eat bread, papa or any wheat porducts? you should stop that, try eating 100% rye bread instead it worked wonders for me.

mamabearlove on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:33 am

@asa Halala #TeamHealthyliving #TeamFitness loosing weight is wonderful! The rewards of weight loss are sweet. Yes I go to the gym. I do spinning in the am from Mom-fri. In the evening do aerobics 3 times a week and then on sat I do cardio. My clothes are baggy and people are complementing me already . still have a long way to go.

asanwababe on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:35 am

@Samlicious, you can still lose the weight without cutting out meat. The trick (works for me) is in the way you prepare your food and the portions you eat. So instead of frying your meat, grill it. And also buy lean meat. And you can do stir frys, but watch the amount of oil you use. Portion control is really key, especially the starch part.
*my two cents*

sweetie on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:36 am

@mamabear, big ups gal, my younger sister has been on and off of diets but i dont see any difference,seems like she is ballooning everytime i see her shame poor thing.

Babyluv on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:37 am

Sies maan Lg u are so mean, how can you do that its disgusting, shuuu give me that man coz wena awumthandi shame

Alexis on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:38 am

@Blindfold, so all i gotta do is avoid wheat? How long did it take you to get a flat stomach, and were you living on rye bread only..?

Nthoentle on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:43 am

@Alexis-exercise mama, ESP sit up’s. Strengthen those muscles esp before baby. Women are seeing flames with their wrinkled tummy’s after giving birth cos they had weak stomach muscles prior. Mkhaba

Cutting out bad foods works faster than gym. Well @Mamabear

asanwababe on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:46 am

@mamabear, it’s wonderful impela! I had to change my wardrobe, which felt good, but left me broke. When people ask me what I did, I tell them it’s a lifestyle change and not a diet, because i won’t be going back to my comfort eating self. Ngeke shem. Eish and I totally get what you mean about the clothes. When you see those nice jeans, but know ukuthi they’ll never make them in size 22, heartbreaking I tell you.

Sana, you have given me more motivation.
#TeamHealthyliving #TeamFitness

Angenoir on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:48 am

There was a 3day diet that went around sometime last year between JC bloggers…are there any success stories from those who’ve tried it?

BlindFold on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:54 am

@Alexis, it is still a work in progress for me but the results are great, you eat your normal food, but replace papa, samp, pasta anything with wheat by rye bread and oh cut on the sugar

Miranda on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:57 am

@Blind Fold,Help here :

I don’t eat bread, I hardly eat rice, I hardly eat pap,kahlekahle I hardly eat starch.I eat cereal and milk in the morning, Veggies and fish/chicken/livers/piece of steak , pro-vita sandwiches for lunch and fruits or tea for dinner. In general, I am not a junk consuming person, I snack on fruits. I have been living like this since I can remember…

But guess what? I gained 2kg since Dec 2011. And I have mkhabanyana now #cries uncontrollably#

What I’m I doing wrong?

missTmzee on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 11:58 am

avuxeni ekhaya
Well done mamabear i lost 6kg from Feb till now and its tough tjeer

lmao @ LG…you remind me of my neighbour. her husband divorced her for farting in bed. funny what excuses people give when they wanna leave.

dejane on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:01 pm

hello guys, someone stole, well published Phatu’s open letter to the Sports Minister on Facebook as their status mara they wouldn’t the author. Bloody thief

Babyluv on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:05 pm

When it comes to losing weight there are no quick fixes 3 day diets n such do not work. Better eating habits plus exercise equal results. If u dont like gym get yourself a fitness dvd like ZUMBA, TAEBO n HIP HOP wt wt. Lets do this ladies. #healthyliving *PS remember some of us are not meant to be super skinny, set yourself a reachable target.

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:06 pm

name and shame Dejane.. maybe his/her friends are JC readers.. or report him spam

missTmzee on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:10 pm

tjo @ Dejane…i see it on twitter all the time. Like do SAns not understand pliagiarism

At varsity you would get 0% for pliagiarised documents then get charged and thrown out on second offense.

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:11 pm

*sigh* i have a skipping rope and the dvd that come with the big balloon ball (cant even remember the name)mara still. i just use them once in a while. maybe i must join gym since i’ll be paying them i will be forced to go. i dont think i can live with bread only. nyeke shem. i alsr roast/ grill my meat i hope that counts for something. the other day i was checking out my old pick on fb and by old i mean just as far as 2009 and 2010!OMW most of the clothes i still have them but they are being worn by the wardrobe. maybe if i can also get a gym partner just so we can motivate each other.

asanwababe on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:13 pm

@kamza, were are you?

BlindFold on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:15 pm

@Miranda stop eating the following

1. Cereal is wheat
2. Pro vita is wheat
3. Livers have a very high percentage of carbs

I hope you eat skinless chicken and fat free milk.

When buying food please check the nutrtional infromation, the fat content should be less than 3g per 100ml in anything you eat. The amount of meat should be 180g a day not more than that. Eat less red meat and more white..remember 180g.

kimmo on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:18 pm

people always steal, i saw something familiar with what we were discussing here sometime back in TL mag(with aza’scover), i dont remember what it was , ill check the mag when i get home, its a shame

Alexis on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:18 pm

@Blindfold, thanks hey..I will definitely do that.

Wow @Nthoentle, I guess we learn something new everyday, didn’t know that it actually causes problems after giving birth. I beta start exercising soon coz i’m planning on having my own somewhere next year. Thanks!

BlindFold on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:19 pm

@kimmo i think it was the deep-throat discussion.

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:21 pm

asa kemo jozi (town)

blindfold, with me i have to eat food with wheat cos i struggle with no 2 and Liver is recommended for people who sometimes craves soil like me sigh.

Miranda on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:25 pm

No Chicken livers? #Faints#

Yes, I eat skin less chicken and low fat milk, not fat free. I also eat boiled sweetcorn daily, that is not bad , is it?

Thanks Blindfold

Wait, What do you guys eat for breakfast kanti? Non-wheat cereal?

missTmzee on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:27 pm

kamzababy i realised you have to love the exercise or get a partner…a friend of mine pays for gym but sometimes she would not set foot there for a whole 6months

i get bored easily so i alternate…i skip,sometimes aerobics,sometimes walk,sometimes jog,sometimes play with the dogs n take them for walks,i put on my earphones put my favourite songs and attempt bo ciara n beyonce moves till i sweat(lol).
so ya theres no generic eintlik in life

Alexis on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:30 pm

I don’t eat breakfast at all, because I never get time.. Yes, i know its unhealthy.

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:31 pm

even this radio staions they come here for content for their shows gaba fetsa ba iketsa better on twitter. huuuu JC bloggers this ooh JC that! we see you bo producer. guys, dont you think gore Nakeddj’s voice is sexy OMW

BlindFold on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:32 pm

@Miranda..fat free not low fat. No sweetcorn remember corn makes papa. For breakfast I eat a slice of rye bread with a boiled egg and a teaspoon of peanut butter or butter my bread with extra light canola margarine.

Vesa on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:38 pm

@kimmo…..someone mentioned that it’s the deep throating article on one of the blogs!

kimmo on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:38 pm

yes blindfold, i looked at it once was like ohkay, am still gonna read the mag!

samlicious on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:39 pm

Thanks @mamabearluv, iam definetely starting to eat healthy as from Monday. Eish I feel so guilty, I just had meat lasagne and guava juice for lunch and damn it was yummy.

Iam so going to do this guys Iam really not comfortable with myself. The other day on FB I posted a very old picture of myself and damn I looked good. I miss my size 6 days for sure.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:41 pm

I just had to Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to farting at your boyfriends face*givethatgirlabells* lol

#TeamCondomise @furious…ungezwa ngendoda ikutshela ukuthi hamba uyopreventa. Dont babe especially in this world we live in. Men cant be trusted, izwa ngami ngimdala…

sweetness on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:43 pm

@missTmzee are you Tsonga???

I once tried the special K diet, gosh was i always hungry or what!! I swear i was only full for the first hour… I only had a real meal for supper… and I have nothing to show for it, i still have slim legs, and a little mukhaba popping out, and now also love handle, which bf find very exciting as he keeps poking it…

Miranda on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:46 pm

#dies#

Tjo tjo tjo tjo. It’s going to get rough…without sweet corn, My 10am snack

Rye bread every day?I guess I should go google breakfast ideas…

Thanks lady.

missTmzee on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:49 pm

i eat 170ml low fat PLAIN youghurt with a fruit of choice or 1 large egg with 80grams veggies(i normally make mushrooms)

Lela on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:52 pm

Hayi hayi hayi stop misleading other children! Any diet that is not balanced is not good period. A person should a eat all these nutrients they are there for a reason. The only thing is to eat less of the fatty stuff. Geez guys starvation diets are so 19voetsek. Eat a well balanced diet in small portios six times a day and drink lots of water, obvious exercise if you can. This way you manage to keep it off because you get used to a healthy diet that does not restrict you from eating anything. How can you not eat wheat? Hawu! I mean how is your body supposed to keep regular? I don’t wanna make this about me but those who know me will tell you how much weight I’ve lost and kept off and all I did was eat healthy nad eat from a side plate. I still do and my tummy is used to it such that it can’t take any more than a side plate. I still indulge in slap chips,McFlurry and ales when I feel like but the important thing is my daily diest is healthy.

mamabearlove on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:55 pm

@sama. Unyanisile. Its not a diet , its a healthy life style. It won’t be easy. It takes time and need pacience+endurance.one needs to just make a decision. I used to drink booze but not anymore, alcohol makes u gain weight especially ciders and soda drinks. I’ve stopped eating carbs and red meat. Meat I eat chicken and fish and drink loads of water 2liters a day.(I only drink H20) A trick I learned from sure slim you must have 5hrs between your 3 meals. Overload on fruit on veggies… The trick is to start at step at a time, like ditching red meat first|try to drink a litre a day.| taking walks.| instead of coffee have rooibos,herbal tea or green tea (freshpack)| instead of soda drinks,drink fruit juices|

missTmzee on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:56 pm

yes my sweetness @ being Tsonga
i tried the special K,it works neh but its not sustainable because its a ‘diet’ not eating plan. I think you were hungry because you were not snacking. Try it this way ,have special K in the morning then snack on the special K bars before lunch then have a protein high,good fat lunch then snack on fruit between lunch n supper then have special K for supper.

i ate like that for exams in varsity because i gain weight when i stress then after i go baack to normal eating habits (well healthy one)

innobabe on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:56 pm

@Ntombi i think i know who you are. Doesn’t your twitter bio goes something like this: “?(?.?)? ?(???)? ?(???)? ?(?.?)? Wololo! «—- That’s Me! Fun. Funky. Fabulous! I talk. I laugh. I sing. I dance. I live. I ?! Music makes me happy \?/ ” hehehehhee

kimmo on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:57 pm

true beauty true beuty true beauty tea!

Lela on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:57 pm

Another thing that you people should understand is you can’t be a size 6 forever. At 22(7years ago) when I was pregnant with my first child I was weighing 55 and right now that would be underweight. I did my BMI test before losing weight and I know my minimum and maximum weight but I chose to settle for the maximium which is 68(for my 1.65m height) and I’m still a bit more than that but I refuse to be skinny. I’m a size 36/34 and whatever Joburg standards say that is my right size with my right weight and I’m happy with it. Geez I can’t live my life looking over my shoulder and feeling guilty with every slice of carrot cake or every bottle of wine. Bathong!

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 12:59 pm

oh, ive also been drinking cinnamom + Honey (as tea) everyday ka 3pm. apparantely it also helps

mamabearlove on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:01 pm

The first week and month were a nightmare. Painful& emotionally draining telling it was worth the pain. I guess in life you have to pay for everything(you work 4 what u want) When the body is trying to get used to the new healthy habits. You crave everything on the face the earth, fatty foods, sweets&chocolates, carbs and alcohol…. You lifes changes for the best.

Alexis on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:01 pm

I know of people who became super skinny when they started drinking.

nana on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:02 pm

Guys would u get angry if yo partner farts on yo face?

Imagine when people ask 4 cause of break up, he’ll say I fart on his face<<<<<<<<<LMAO!! Tjo!

kimmo on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:03 pm

thats true@lela you cant be size 6 forever, i right now just want to loose a little bit, then ill be fine, dont wanna go back to size 6, am a mother hle dont wanna be looked at by school boys iyoo

sweetness on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:09 pm

@missTmzee I am also tsonga…

anyway moving right along… My problem is, 5 years ago when I was 22 I was a size 28(4)/30(6), and since i am not a trend chaser, i buy good quality standard clothes, and I am so emotionally connected with my clothes, I cant let go! Now that i am somewhere in between 32 and 34, i just cant shem…

I even stopped buying clothes cos i refuse to buy a bigger size, and believe I am going to loose the weight, but i have been at it for the past year, and I just keep putting on weight…

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:14 pm

hai Lela, le nna i refuse to give up on some of the foods cos of the same reasons u mentioned. unless ele useless like fat

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:17 pm

?sweetness: I even stopped buying clothes cos i refuse to buy a bigger size, and believe I am going to loose the weight, but i have been at it for the past year, and I just keep putting on weight…

lenna sweetness. i also fit in size 30/32 that doesnt look big and if it doesnt fit i leave it shem. whats gonna happen to those clothes if i lose weight again?

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:18 pm

imagne bare ke tlogele goja atchaar iyoh

Lela on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:23 pm

Sweetness, do a BMI test and if you are not overweight the sad truth is you will keep dieting and not losing nada ukuthi nje as we grow we have to grow into other sizes as well. I was once a size 27. If you overweight adopt a heathy eating plan that works for you not starvation diets, you will lose the weight and keep it off while leading a good healthy lifestyle.

asanwababe on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:29 pm

@Lela, well said.
I also don’t believe in cutting out food groups because it’s not sustainable for me. But ke it works for abanye abantu.
#team lifestyle changes.

Nthoentle on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:33 pm

@Lela you are right hey.
If you add water to your full cream milk it becomes fat free. There’s lots of conflicting information regarding milk hey…most of us know know what to eat we just lack discipline

Gomolemo on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:33 pm

Hello everyone, i missed you so much. Nna ke na le mokhaba o serious, i have been postponing to join the gym forever. It will be my new years resolution next year (again!!)

Talking about radio producers stealing ideas from JC, did you guy know that there is now “Anything Goes” on Thabiso’s show on Kaya FM? I think its on tuesdays.

Anyways was just passing by to say hi, im quite busy these days, ill catch up with you guys later. Bye.

LadyMillion on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:33 pm

—————————->
Guys would u get angry if yo partner farts on yo face?
Yesterday my BF was playing with me& kissed my bum (with my clothes on). I told him 2 stop cos I was tired, so I farted on his face intentionally. Tjo, he was so angry & I suggested we break up cos we’d been fighting a lot lately.
Imagine when people ask 4 cause of break up, he’ll say I fart on his face

but this is funny though, very!

kimmo on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:36 pm

kwaaaaaa,@kamzababy wena wa kula you know, i even forgot atchar exists!!!

BlindFold on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:41 pm

@Lela i agree with you however wheat is not the only thing that can keep a person regular, there are fruits and veggies that can help. I was responding to the fact ya mokhaba which has helped.

lolington kwaaa on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 1:53 pm

This is for @samlicious (now I’m not so sure of the spelling) but she said something about wanting to lose weight and loving meat too much! Guess what? That’s great (the fact that you love meat), I’m not going to tell you about the Protein and fat diet cause even though that’s how me and my sister lost weight (God knows we did not even need to lose any weight, it was just a test but it works like magic…I’ve stayed a size 6 since then) it’s just NOT healthy!

You can lose a great deal of weight by simply cutting on ALL forms of Carbs (I don’t mean don’t eat them) I mean eat as little as possible. E.g 1 slice of bread a day, I don’t eat veges so I can’t be telling you to eat that, carbs are your biggest enermy. When you are used to not eating them, your stomach reacts badly when you all of a sudden have a lot, which then motivates you to eat less. So….Goodluck! *does not hide*

gudgal on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 2:06 pm

ndi masiari vhatu vhothe.
Breaking news!!!!!!
ANOTHER SOUTH AFRICAN WOMAN BUSTED IN BANGKOK WITH DRUGS.
dont we ever learn? south african women???
i give up!

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 2:07 pm

Lela, this BMI test, how do we do it?

sweetness on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 2:10 pm

about being regular neh, I got this tea ya Freshpak, called Senna!!

Oh Nkulunkulu wam!! The toilet will literally be your second home!!I threw that thing away!! Never have I kaka’d like that in my life, even in my forced Freshen and brooklax days!!

Alexis on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 2:11 pm

@Gudgal, ndi masiari avhudi.. No zwi vhala gai zwenezwo?

lolington kwaaa on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 2:13 pm

Please do not be fooled by ‘Low fat’ and ‘Fat free’ labels. It is all a marketing strategy to make people believe that they will gain something out of it.
I don’t wanna get all scientific up in here but…a simple example is milk, milk has all the nutritional content it has because they are necessary, there are different types of fats and NOT all of them are bad, the fat that is in the MILK is NOT bad for you, what makes matters even worse is that when we process the milk and remove the ‘fat’you cannot get rid of all the fat or be left with just 2% (lies), the worse part is to compensate for the loss of ‘milky flavour’ atrificial sugar is added, and that is WORSE than the fat in the milk. So, for your own good, buy full cream milk, yoghurt, ice-cream…etc. #OverAndOut

gudgal on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 2:13 pm

@Alexis ndo zwipfa kha mafhungo a 2 kha metro fm.
zwi kho vha vhesa

lolington kwaaa on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 2:22 pm

Eeeeeeh, one more thing. Someone said they get a flat stomach by cutting on wheat, if you are a woman please brace yourself for the WORST case of hemorrhoids in the future. Women, especially need to eat as much fibre as possible!
Whoever said tightening your muscles is the best road to a flat stomach is right. Do sit ups, push ups, whatever…you will be smiling after giving birth, and eat lots of fibre, cause those piles might strike when you are pregnant…it’s a nutritional-hormonal thing really.

The 3 day diet from the heart foundation is your best bet, and no it’s NOT really a 3 day diet, it’s a 2 months diet just 3 days a week for 8 weeks (for optimum results). And it will also teach you healty eating as you get to read up about the types of food you eat and WHY (it’s very balanced diet, just small necessary potions)….and then go to gym.

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 2:24 pm

as i wait to see “diet advice” on the next TL mag sin e its the only mag istill buy

Alexis on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 2:27 pm

@Gudgal ndi khoubva uzwi vhala zwino kha News24, ya dzia vhuya hafha shangoni.

dejane on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 2:28 pm

Jenny Crwys-Williams is speaking to Martha Becks, author of “Expecting Adam”. Remember Lolo and Pule suggested i read the book.

GeePee on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 2:30 pm

breaking news: Another South african arrested at Bangkok today for drug smuggling… like really…

sweetie on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 2:46 pm

this women dont learn hey

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:04 pm

“it wont happen to me”

Nthoentle on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:05 pm

Well explained @Lollington!

Vesa on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:07 pm

Breaking news!!!!!!
ANOTHER SOUTH AFRICAN WOMAN BUSTED IN BANGKOK WITH DRUGS.
dont we ever learn? south african women???
i give up!

@gudgal…..I give up on these gals hey!! I really do

Babyluv on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:09 pm

Lol sweetness u were overusing it. You r supposed to take 1 before bedtime and your not supposed to take it for more than 2 weeks. I drink 2 per week

Sundani on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:13 pm

Ndi masiari avhudi @gudgal.
@Alexis no vuwa hani?

I agree with @Lela mina am size 34/36 and i have come to terms with it, i tried gym, green tea, diet and 3days fat burner lotion and didnt work.

Lela on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:16 pm

Lela, this BMI test, how do we do it?…..Google BMI caltulator

Fluffie on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:17 pm

Another one bites the dust *sigh* it sounds like she was tricked shem to deliver the luggage!
Greed and quick money drives people to do such things! KuTough!

Lela on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:18 pm

So true Lolington. No such thing as Ft Free maka fela!

Alexis on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:21 pm

Ndo bvuwa zwavhudi @Sundani. Inwi no bvuwa hani? Tried emailing you last-night but it failed to go through..

Soccerbabe on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:27 pm

Argg these people never learn just two days ago Nolubabalo was sentenced wasnt this idiot watching the news?? Why am i not suprised, shes got a nigerian surname probably hubby sent her 2 deliver. No Offence in the house if there’s people married or dating nigerians. i just cannot bring myself together to trust that nation, when they stand next to me in the line i shift shame just now ngiyaboshwa ngento engayazi!

gudgal on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:35 pm

@Sundani ndo vuwa.venda community i kho tangana zwavhudi, hezwi ndi zwa vhudi.

News24′s comments are killers, they are bashing some nigerian brother who said he is married to SA lady for over a decade and he loves her for real, i feel sorry for the guy. he also said nigerians dont kill, rape or do such inhuman crime but they deal ka economical crime.

someone here said hell is in earth and i agree with whoever said that.

missTmzee on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:37 pm

kwaaaaa @ soccerbabe thats a serious phobia shifting in a que.

lolo on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:38 pm

I’m watching Somizi on the LKG show ….He is phenomenal!!! He is such a good daddy! I wanna BE him shem!

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:46 pm

wasnt Nolubabalo arrested a day after the other one was killed? (dont know which term they use) or is it the same day? SMH

Sundani on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:46 pm

@Alexis ndo vuwa. Ndo tavhanya u edela nda ndo neta.

@Gudgal venda community yo tangana n na rine ri tea u farana. Arali asina problem ringa amba nga email.
sundanibaby@gmail.com

gudgal on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:53 pm

ri do amba Sundi

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:56 pm

Miss T on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:59 pm

LOL @Soccerbabe. i’m married 2a nigerian

Soccerbabe on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 3:59 pm

MissTmzee, the phobia i hve is not xeno lol but #drugsmugglingphobia#…when i see a Nigerian i smell drugs and jail if there’s anything like that. I just read Nolubabalo’s statement, *sad* if what she has written there is true, i take my words back, she’s telling it all how she was lured to Brazil and to her arrest kunzima langaphandle

lolo on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:00 pm

And then JC goes Venda!

Soso on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:01 pm

#Team healthy lifestyle #fitness

@ Kamzababy to calculate BMI =Weight(kg)÷height(m) x height(m)
E.g. Say a person weighs 65kg and is 1.58m 65kg ÷ 1.58 x 1.58=20.5

BMI less than 18.5 is underweight,between 18.5 – 24.9 is normal,between 25 – 29.9 is overweight and 30 above is obesity…

You don’t need to join the gym to loose some weight,walking,using stairs,mild jogging,dancing,those little moves you do daily make a bit of a difference nyana. For mkhaba try walking and sitting with your tummy tucked in everyday,it helps to tighten the muscles..

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:07 pm

soccerbabe, where are you reading it.
Soso, i stayed at a place where i used to take stairs everyday to 6th floor. when u guys say walk le bua ka distance ekae cos im ALWAYS walking.
i need to get my correct weight and height. so if im underweight but kele “fat” and i try to lose weight anyway whats gonna happen?

Alexis on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:07 pm

Ok @Sundani, ndo do dovha nda zama u rumela. Ni wanala nga gai? Na @Gudgal u wanala nga gai?

Sundani on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:07 pm

Yeah @Lolo

lolo on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:07 pm

Hayi shem ndiyala ! Just because Phathu wrote an article suddenly all the people from Limpopo are coming out of the woodwork! Blogging in Venda! Hay hay ! The worst this is that there are not even sub-titles! Unfair! If you wanna blog in Venda,great do that! But where the hell are the subtitles for the rest of us! Tshnn

Banje ke abantu base Limp!

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:08 pm

i just tried tucking my tummy now, i cant breath but if its worth it i dont mind doing it

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:09 pm

kwaaaaaa Lolo i didnt want to say anything hence the .im still not getting involved

crazydoll on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:11 pm

I admire all the Vendas in the house!So did you all go to Mbilu(sp) High School?

samlicious on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:13 pm

Narcotics police, acting on a tip-off, stopped Adelina Ntshebleng Lephutha Ononiwu, 31, at Suvarnabhumi Airport on Monday after she arrived from the Kenyan capital and was waiting for a flight to Cambodia

Hayi guys but this name doesn’t sound South African

lolo on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:14 pm

Fact is this is JC NOT the village of THATHE ! Nombulelo Boyana in in charge here not Azwindini ! Tshn!

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:15 pm

Ntshebleng Lephutha

Alexis on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:17 pm

@Samlicious, the surname sounds Nigerian, but here names sound Pedi or Sotho..

Lmao @Crazydoll, no i did not attend at Mbilwi..

Lela on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:22 pm

Hayi voetsek! Who asks you when you are busy nywenywezing in your Xhosa. Niyalayeka now you know how it feels. Leave other kids alone. This is not Transkei either.

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:22 pm

deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:24 pm

so 1640 mm ke how many metres?

Alexis on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:24 pm

@Lolo no one complains when everyone else blogs in their languages, if you don’t understand whats being said then just skip hao. Or ask for someone to translate if you are that curious.

lolo on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:25 pm

@Lela ungandithuka mzalwane mna khange nditsho uba bayeke ukuthetha isiVenda ! All I want is subtitles!!!!! Tshnn!

Khawutsho @Lela bekusithiwani?

samlicious on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:27 pm

The News 24 article mentioned that the Thai police acted on a tip of. Now I believe it when they say these drug mules are just a distraction. Apparently while the police are busy with a 2kg bust, a 50kg package is passing right in front of them and they are too distracted to notice. Like really, who calls the police every time these woman land in Asian? Now it really makes sense to ME of course.

@lolo kaloku sana ukuba yileyo nathi sasuke sintsokothe sithethe esiya sohlonipha kekhona isiXhosa.

Ndicela uMuvhango aphele ngoku please kudala sibukele.

samlicious on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:31 pm

Hhehehehe@lela that Futsek ustrongo man.

Babyluv on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:32 pm

Gosh so sick and tired of these bloody woman of sa with these drugs. Futsek you work for money and the good life bloody idiots. Lol @lolo.

Alexis on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:33 pm

@Samlicious you’re right, she was being used as bait.

GeePee on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:34 pm

i think its 1.6 @Kamza

Miranda on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:35 pm

here

Fact is this is JC NOT the village of THATHE ! Nombulelo Boyana in in charge here not Azwindini ! Tshn!

#Tjo, I die. LOLING

Many many moons ago, I came to JC and heeeee, every second comment was in xhosa,zulu sometimes I would read them 5 times before actually understand the content. I mean there is like 3 or 2 pedi speakers apha, so I dealt. Phathu opened a can of vendas, mara ke mna I appreciate this ngoba I will learn the lingo from your comments. Just don’t overdo it akere…

Sundani on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:36 pm

@Alexis ndi Empangeni kzn zwa zwino.

Venda its one of the 11 official languages.
So just skip the venda comments or JBS

Lela on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:40 pm

LOL nani lolo anifaki subtitles sanudlala ngabanye abantwana ke!

Soccerbabe on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:42 pm

@ Kamza, a friend sent it to me on email, send ur email address I’ll forward it 2 u, Alexis and Sundani be my Venda tutors pls i love this lingo it’s so sexy ngifuna ukucharma uVhafuyi (sp)

samlicious on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:45 pm

Bye guys and bye to my fellow Venda bloggers, see you at 9pm tonight on SABC2

lolo on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:47 pm

@Lela but Xhosas DO provide subtitles when speaking isiXhosa!

For instance asithi “ndiyigqibile i-project”

WE SAY

“Ndiyi finisharishile i-project”

So the translation/subtitle is within the language!

Babyluv on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:52 pm

Hahahahahaha, kwaaaaaaa. Sumthing similar happened on twitter lastnyt, there was a isiZulu TT #ubaniowathi then a Setswana guy started one that said #zulusdontforget

Sundani on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:53 pm

@soccerbabes i wil teach u my dear.
Ndi matshelo – good morning
ndi madekwana- good evening
Ndi a mufuna- i love you.

asanwababe on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:54 pm

Loling for days. IsiVenda sona sisexy shem @Soccerbabe, I’m with you there.

@Sundani, everytime I see your posts I can’t help but picture Muvhango’s Sundani talking. *said with love*

MamaWaYaone on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:55 pm

It is just so annoying that people who always blog in Xhosa/ Zulu are up in arms when people blog in Venda. Some of us cannot even read Xhosa/ Zulu but we never complain. We just skip the comments and move on, just because we don’t understand. Just skip the comments lolo and move on. Gosh!

asanwababe on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:59 pm

“Ndiyi finisharishile i-project” <— @lolo undifinisharishile! hahahahahahahahaha!

MamaWaYaone on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 4:59 pm

Sorry lolo…that was for samlicious.

sweetness on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 5:13 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

sweetness on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 5:14 pm

I have been dating a Venda guy for over 2 years now and I am Shangaan, and I still only know the basics… so language is not sexually transmitted after all…

Alexis on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 5:21 pm

@Sweetness, I’ve been dating a Tsonga guy for a few years, mara also know the basics nje.

Babyluv on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 5:24 pm

@sweetness does he have a big penis? Iqaqa lali qikaqikeka ku qaqa

Babyluv on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 5:25 pm

@sweetness does he have a big penis? Iqaqa lali qikaqikeka ku qaqaqa

sweetness on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 5:34 pm

hahahahaha @babyluv it is above average!! Venda men and Tsonag men dont necessarily have big penises, its just that its hard to find one with a small one… they start from average to BIG!! not small to average like Xhosa men!! *not hiding*

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 5:45 pm

oh gosh,and they start catching feelings… like i said the other day! thank God i have a sense of humour…. soccer babe keyah@webmail.co.za

Eyh2Jee on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 7:24 pm

Kwaaahahahahahaha Lolo mntakwe2,from Language to Penis side *side-eyes BabyLuv* tltltltlt
You are crazy maJC amahle.
Meet you in just two hours #Team#Vhangie vs #Team#Tswakie
Team Muvhango Vs Team Motswako loooooool(iwe)

Eyh2Jee on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 7:26 pm

Guys don’t be Sensitive like ama*Clitoris* ,Lolo is just kidding

Eyh2Jee on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 7:27 pm

Guys don’t be Sensitive like ama*G-Spot* ,Lolo is just kidding

Babyluv on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 7:46 pm

Lol ndyayithanda incanca qha ke

kamzababy on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 8:15 pm

I just farted and guess who I thought of? LMAO

Fab Tee on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 8:22 pm

lol @lolo hayi uPhathu uyenzile into nyan shem!tltltltl…but I just skipped their comments like I usually do with the Sotho/Tswana one coz really nam ndiyasithetha isiXhosa sam when I want so makubese Thate wethu bazivise mnandi nabo!hehehe

bumbum on Wed, 20th Jun 2012 10:28 pm

off the topic guy. If u have ralatives that lives close to the railway line please advise them to take extra care of the little ones. Just today I almost smashed a baby (I drive coal line trains from Ermelo to Richards Bay /side eyes Khimkhadasheni). these trains are electric powered and they dont stop instatly so its very hard to stop them. Imagine 200 trucks crushing a lil baby

kamzababy on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 9:34 am

thanx soccer babe for Nolubabalo’s statement. her story is similar to the one i once read but those ladies managed to escape and now they are always in hiding . even your best friend can sell you guys lets be careful.

Vesa on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 9:54 am

@soccerbabe, pls copy and paste it here?

Thanks in advance

sweetie on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 9:57 am

i found out im Tsonga like a month ago , am trying to learn their language damn its difficult

FunLover on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 10:10 am

SWORN STATEMENT MADE BY NOLUBABALO NOBANDLA TO ADVOCATE NTSIKELELO JOSEPH SANDI re: HER CASE IN THE CRIMINAL COURT OF BANGKOK IN THAILAND SCHEDULED FOR HEARING ON 11 JUNE 2012 I the undersigned, NOLUBABALO NOBANDLA, do hereby state under oath that, 1. I am a 23 year old female and a citizen of the Republic of South Africa currently being held at Klong Prem Central Prison in Bangkok. 2. I am charged with bringing 600 grams of cocaine in Thailand. 3. I have already pleaded guilty to the charge and explained how I landed in Thailand with 600 grams of cocaine. I did not even know the weight and the type of drugs I was carrying into Thailand. Initially it was said that the weight was 1,500 grams which I did not challenge because I had no idea of what I was carrying. All I knew was that I was forced to take drugs to John, a Nigerian gentleman, and Sulezo a South African woman who had persuaded me to go to Brazil under the pretext that I was accompanying her to get a job from Tony, also a Nigerian. 4. The only reason why I have pleaded guilty is because I cannot deny that I brought the drugs to Thailand. However, the court must understand how it happened and when sentencing me, to show mercy and understanding. 5. I am not a drug trafficker but a victim of the human trafficking business that is conducted in South Africa by foreigners who come to the country under the pretext that they are running from persecution in their countries. Others claim that they have come to establish businesses and employ the local population. 6. In my last appearance the Honorable Judge questioned me about my story. I am however not certain if the court fully understood and appreciated my story and I now give a detailed sequence of events which landed me in this country on 13 December 2011. My State-appointed attorney Ms Woranuch Page 2 of 6 Sittivicharpinyo can hardly say a word of English and I cannot speak Thai. She consulted with me through an interpreter and I am concerned that she may not have fully understood my story so that she can effectively represent me. The affidavits that are before court were prepared for me by Advocate Sandi from South Africa and got them translated into Thai. 7. I consent that the authorities in South Africa may use my statement to investigating the activities of human traffickers in that country. These are acts whereby the targeted women are promised with jobs overseas, but only to find themselves trapped in a spider web of drug traffickers in foreign countries….cont.

?8. This is how I was deceived and induced to travel to Brazil where I was forced to carry drugs to Thailand. Round about November in 2011, I was approached by my friend, Sulezo Rwanqa, from my home town, Grahamstown, South Africa. She said she had a Nigerian friend in Port Elizabeth whose name was Samuel Uchengu. I did not know Samuel personally and all I knew was that he was once married with a lady from Grahamstown. His nickname is “Tuko”. He has a shop in Central where he operates from his house at Upper Hill Street with a writing on the wall, “New Age”. 9. Sulezo told me that Samuel had a brother in Brazil whose name is Tony Achengu. Tony was running a business in Brazil of selling hair chemicals. Sulezo said she had been given a job by Tony to sell hair chemicals for him. Sulezo was reluctant to go to Brazil alone as she had never been to that country before. She also did not know Tony personally. I very much trusted Sulezo as we grew up together and she was very well-known to my family. 10. Sulezo wanted me to accompany her to Brazil to fetch the hair chemicals which she was going to be selling for him in South Africa. In excitement, I agreed. At the time I had just started a business of catering through help from my aunt and her husband, who are both business people. I also saw a business opportunity for me and Sulezo said that was precisely the reason she had approached me. She had previously assisted me in my catering business. I was also excited about going overseas. 11. Later in November 2011 we went to see Samuel who confirmed what Sulezo had told me. He said we should not worry about travelling expenses. He was Page 3 of 6 going to buy us the tickets and give us pocket money for the trip. Tony was going to pay the money back to him. He bought the flight tickets at a travel agent in Greenacres, Port Elizabeth. I do not know or remember the name of the travel agent. 12. But on his return Samuel said he had not been able to book us seats in the same Flight because it was full and the next flight only had one seat available. He had been forced to separate us by booking Sulezo in an earlier flight which was leaving on a day before mine, and me in a different flight. We were to fly from Cape Town International Airport to Argentine and from there to Brazil. Samuel said I should not worry because Sulezo and Tony were going to fetch me at the airport in Brazil. 13. Although I was not happy with this arrangement I still agreed to go as I did not suspect anything. Samuel said the flights had already been booked and could not be changed. He would lose all his money if he went back to the travelling agent to cancel the tickets. So Sulezo then left first. 14. Sulezo and one gentleman came to fetch me. Tony had already phoned the hotel where I was going to be accommodated whilst in Brazil. The name of the hotel is Topiza in the city of Sao Paulo. 15. The following day Sulezo told me that Tony had said there was a certain lady who was going to meet us at the bus stop. She did not tell me her surname except that she was a South African. When we met the lady she confirmed being South African. She was much older than Sulezo and me. Her name was Hilda. She said she was employed by Tony and her duty was to receive people who had come to work for Tony. It was her task to take such people to a place owned by Tony where they would be trained. But she first wanted to know if we knew what we were coming to do in Brazil. Sulezo said yes we did. Hilda said she was upset that she had not been told that we were very young people, because the work we were coming to do was very hard and dangerous….cont.

?16. I asked Hilda what she meant by dangerous. She said it was about selling and delivering drugs for the Nigerians. I was very shocked and afraid for my life. I realized that I had been lured into a trap. I looked at Sulezo who did not utter a word. Hilda said she had been doing the job for many years. She said she was once convicted in Brazil and was sentenced to four years’ Page 4 of 6 imprisonment for smuggling drugs for the Nigerians. When she was released on parole she went back to South Africa but came back to Brazil as she could not get work there. She also knew Samuel and said Samuel was recruiting South African women for Tony and other Nigerians based in Brazil selling drugs. 17. I told Hilda that I was not prepared to be a drugs smuggler. I then told her what Sulezo had told me. She said it was too late for me to say that. If the Nigerians got to know that I was not going to do the work, they could even kill me or eliminate me in one or the other. No person would know anything about what happened to me. She advised me not to escape but to pretend that I was willing to do the work. According to Hilda, the Nigerians were very brutal people who could do anything for money. I took her advice to pretend I was willing to deliver the drugs. 18. Hilda said some women had tried to escape but were found out by the Nigerians. Nobody knows what happened to those women. She said the Nigerians could even attack my family in South Africa if I they thought I was a threat to their activities. She also said the Nigerians who were selling drugs were very well-connected world-wide, including South Africa. They had a lot of money to bribe the police and even politicians. She said nothing would happen to them if I got killed. Even the owner of the hotel where we stayed was possibly a friend of the Nigerians and I could not go and report to him to call the police. She also said the Nigerians had friends in many international airports and would know if I reported at the airport that I was being forced to deliver drugs. When sent on a mission some one would follow me without me knowing. 19. Initially, I thought Sulezo, just like me had been misled by Samuel and Tony, but when she did not look shocked at all by what we were being told by Hilda, I was concerned. From that moment onward I was too afraid of Sulezo and felt that she had misled me. I never told Sulezo that I was not a willing to work for the Nigerians. 20. Hilda took us to a certain house where we met two gentlemen and two ladies, all being Nigerians. I do not remember their names. The “training” then started. We were to swallow the drugs wrapped up in condoms so that when we got to the point where we had to deliver the drugs, we could just Page 5 of 6 eject them from our bodies at the toilet. I cried and said I could not swallow the staff. I was vomiting but I was forced to try. I was repeatedly told that this was the job I had come to do. I was screaming very hard in the hope that the Nigerians would release me and let me go back home. I was also cursing myself for having been so stupid. 21. They then suggested that the drugs were going to be wrapped up around my hair. To this I agreed, seeing it as away out of Brazil. They told me that no person would take any notice of my hairstyle. The two Nigerian ladies then wrapped up the drugs around my hair. This took several hours. The weight around my head was so heavy that my head was painful. I was so dizzy that I could not walk around at and had to sleep. I was told not to worry. I would soon get used to the load on my head. I took about 8 pain killers to relieve myself from the pains. I was tired and exhausted. When I got up I was still feeling dizzy….cont..

22. When I got up I was told that I was going to be taken to the airport and be flown to a place to deliver the drugs. No name was mentioned of the place where I was going to deliver the drugs. So I thought I was going to deliver the drugs within Brazil. At the airport I learnt from the ticket that I was actually being sent to Thailand. There I was going to meet Sulezo and one John whose cellular mobile phone number was given to me by Tony. 23. Sulezo had left Brazil about a day or two before I left for Thailand. I was not told where she was going. I was only told that she had gone to Thailand at the Brazil Airport when I was just about to check in and fly to Thailand. The Nigerians also told me that Sulezo was not like me because she was “bold and strong”. She had taken 15 kg of drugs to someone in Thailand. I was going to be paid R 16,000.00 for delivering the drugs on my dreadlocks. 24. When I came to the airport in Thailand, it seemed that the immigration officers already knew that I was coming, because they went straight for me and took me to a separate room. There the television cameras had already been set up. I told the police that I was coming to Sulezo and John. They phoned the two but their cellular phones were off. I told the police to let me go but follow me until I meet Sulezo and John, they refused. I said I would keep on phoning the two until they answered. They still refused. Page 6 of 6 25. Obviously, I made an error of judgment in this matter for which I am now forced to pay a heavy price. In retrospect, I should have been more cautious in my dealings with Sulezo and Samuel. I deeply regret the hurt this incident has caused to my family, my mother in particular. Already, I am receiving reports that since I was arrested her health has worsened and she is now receiving medical treatment for acute stress. In fact, I have already apologized to her and the family at large. I also apologize to our government in South Africa and the nation as a whole. To this court, I express my heart-felt apology that I was not suspicious enough even before I left South Africa. I am not a drug trafficker and I do not even know how drugs look like. 26. By the time I came to Brazil there was no way of turning the clock back and pull myself out of the sophisticated web of deception of which Sulezo was apparently a part. This is confirmed by the fact that although Sulezo was in Thailand, she was never arrested until she left. Since she returned to South Africa, she has not visited my family. 27. Even Hilda was possibly part of the deception. She just wanted to know if I was genuine and if not to report that to the Nigerians. I was sent to Thailand simply to get rid of me and to ensure that I would not go back to South Africa and report Samuel to the police. 28. I humbly request this Honorable Court to consider this background and how I was deceived.

sxylin on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 10:39 am

eish why are most nigerians called Tony? lol ! even i feel sorry for her and why are most of these girls xhosas btw

Phindy on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 11:05 am

Eish, I feel sorry for her yazi. @Sexylin I knw, all the nigerian businessmen esp illegal businesses are called Tony!

sxylin on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 11:14 am

hehehehe aiiiiiiiiii no man all these girls bazophela ngeNigerians!

Babyluv on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 11:15 am

Shame babsie bathong, ukubhanxwa ngoluhlobo, she was a mere diversion, a bigger shipment was passing through that airport. Sulezo deserves utshiswa ngama tyre

kamzababy on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 11:19 am

and i remember after Babsie was arrested it was said gore her friend is “stranded” kanthi ke mthakathi nje. mxm

dejane on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 11:30 am

Tjo. But imagine one minute you’re free living your life then the next BOOM in a foreign prison, that’ll be your home for the next 15 years.

kamzababy on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 11:33 am

when i was still a student, a flat (more like a small complex) i used to stay at had Nigerians. bone they are “sweet” if you get to know them and u start trusting them. even though we knew they sell drugs we used to ask them to drop us somewhere cos where we stayed was outnyana of town. we’d even go to their place just for their hot yummy food. the other one was married to a xhosa gal and when they had a baby they openend a biltong shop and he “stopped” selling them. aretse

Kusihlwa on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 11:35 am

sho…sho..sho…poor Babsie wabantu.

Kinky Afro on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 11:47 am

Shame ngoBabsie.

Side track, I really can’t get over this story. So last year at out year end function we had planned to have poitjie what-what as pat of the food that was going to be served. The men were going to cook it at some point during the day.

In activity of off loading everything into the chalet that was booked, the meat dissapeared. Only for someone to tell us now that they did see the 40 something year old lady take the meat into her car on the day. The fellow says he was too embarassed to ask the lady why she did that.

Kinky Afro on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 11:48 am

as part of the menu….

dejane on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 11:51 am

Babsie’s friend is going to hell hey, like how do you do that to your friend? If there’s one thing that i’m afraid of is prison.

This awful hey. I believe her now, at first i thought she knew what she was getting hersef into, kanti that snake of a friend would betray her like that.

Vesa on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 12:21 pm

Shem, ba mo tabotse Babsie yong!

Mara she should have gone to the Brazil authorities at the airport and instead of boarding to Thailand, handed herself in wand told them this whole story. Guess she was too concerned about delivering this and getting out as soon as she could.

Vesa on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 12:29 pm

My neighbour was approached by a Nigerian that lives in our complex. The guy told her about a shoe factory in Brazil, that since she’s stylish…she will be responsible for buying the shoes which are sold in a factory in Durban. At first, the guy was saying she’s gonna collect the shoes, and when she asked why don’t they use DHL since it’s cheaper….that’s when she was told about being a buyer. The guy promised her R30 000 for every trip she was going to make.

But she kept on probing him more, until he decided to tell the truth that it’s actually drugs that she will be fetching. Tjooo…..I couldn’t believe the modus operandi to used to lure people. She was told that she will be bought a return ticket to Namibia, but she will get off in Jozi when coming back to lessen the risk. Her luggage will be taken care of by someone and she doesn’t have to worry about being caught! Tjo

kamzababy on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 12:33 pm

Dejane akere she said they told her gore the have connection everywhere? And if she dare report them she’s gonna dissapper like in movies. Shem ke sono. Maybe she thought she won’t get caught. But if this druglords banale connections why can’t they ask their inside people to make dockets. Like in RSA? Does this mean gore most of this SA women in Bhankok are innocent? If that’s the case our goverment must intervene cos clearly SA women are easy target for these Nigerians.

sxylin on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 12:41 pm

@kamzababy they are not innocent; if you are stupid enough to be tricked why dont you verify ahhhhhhhhh; stop trying to waste the government funds; kudala people have been told to be wary of Nigerian men who promise them the world! I still say if it dont wake up to go and work; you must run away! i have heard countless stories of girls who have children with naija men they go to Naija and when they come back the child is sick, dies and then is transported back SA or whatever with a tummy full of drugs hhaya Naijas need to be painted with one brush if this is the kind of inhumanity they show towards women

kamzababy on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 12:43 pm

Tjo vesa and seems like they know their targets.

sxylin on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 12:44 pm

@Vesa im reading the comments on Linda Ikeja’s blog lmaooooooooooooooooo im dead! The comments!!!!!!!!! the pidgin thats written there will have you rolling on the floor laughing hahaha! mayyyyyn! I never laughed so hard

hot.chocolate on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 12:53 pm

Problem with some of this girls is that they like making easy money too much. I personally know of some ladies who are quite well off, but would easily fall for this trap, cos all they seem to think about is money, free overseas trips and living le good life!

Eyh2Jee on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 12:56 pm

yho!this is hectic hey.I knew gore it was not as easy as we thought.Death by having an advocate who speaks a Thai language,yho!

kamzababy on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 12:57 pm

OMG sexlin r u serious? Nigerians though??? *claps once*in this world I don’t think gore a person can just offer u a job nje. Re rata chelete shem. They won’t be completely wasting money, but again SA is also corrupt so next thing they’ll be working with these nigerians

manny on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 1:00 pm

its sad ..I actually believ her ..
mzansi saba ama naija
I remember when I used to work ko bank …we were chilling ko capello …with some freinds ..as soon as dem naijas heard that we wok ko bankeng they were our freinds ….they bought us more bottles…..
nigaz even paid for our cabs to go home …my one friend said they called him and all they wanted were a few credit card numbers in exchange for LUMP SUM..

LUCKILY WHEN U JOIN THE BANK THEY TRAIN US TO BE VIGILANT AGAINST THIS LOT …..
i DONT HAVE NAIJA FREINDZ AND ANGIBAFUNI EDUZE KWAM

kamzababy on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 1:05 pm

this “Nolubabalo Statement” should have been used to target this Nigerians who are clearly operating in SA. cos clearly she knows too much! yes she is gonna go to jail and spend years and years there but the truth is other girls get kidnapped buy the very same people (nigerians) and they use them. why do you guys think everyday theres a missing child in SA.

sxylin on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 1:19 pm

@Manny i have plenty of nigerian friends; i made them in University, at the bank in London and even in SA they are proffessionals; mostly are married to their nigerian girls or ghanaian but something similar; they are good people! the Mafia and those that have a need of desperation to make money ha ah!

Back in SA go to any salon in SA the xhosa girls have even adopted those funny exclamations ; its funny really! A friend whose husband is nigerian invited me to her church in Hyde Park hehehe i dicovered when i was there that the husband is a drug lord and the boys in the choir are his (meaning they deal for him) and he sponsors the church and i was intrigued because the guy is very quite and prays to God every day he even fasts ! i was beyond shocked but ke hhayi each to their own! All these SA & Zimbabwean girls married to nigerians and have shoe shops or hair shops always have something very unnatural is going on in their lives!

Vesa on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 1:33 pm

Hello sxylin! I missed your comments

I love my naija blogs as well hey!

sxylin on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 1:42 pm

hahaha @Vesa u have no clue somebody hid my laptop now that somebody has gone off sight seeing SMH i found it lol! so apparently if nigerian men want to do money laundering they open boutiques and salons for their wives hahahaha SMH

Babyluv on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 1:42 pm

Sxylin what blog is that

sweetness on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 1:56 pm

Yho, really sad.

I think I was also almost a victim. # years back when I was job hunting and desperate, I saw a post on gumtree I think of opportunities overseas, and they would take care of everything for my “12″ months there, my salary would be purely mine, no expenses.

I went to the website, it was dodgy for an international company. It was incomplete, and the telephone was never answered. i started asking questions via email, and on the third e-mail I noticed the bad english used, then realised that the email address was the companyname@yahoo.com… thats when I stoped.

sxylin on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 2:04 pm

bellanaija and linda ikeji

kamzababy on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 2:09 pm

thanx sexylin. lol @ Amen ooo! death!

Wild Island on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 2:21 pm

@Sexy …”kudala people have been told to be wary of Nigerian men who promise them the world!”..this one was tricked by a close family friend only to discover e Brazil ukuthi kwenzakalani ..kune difference

manny on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 2:22 pm

lol @dejane being scared of prison ..ekare kao o bona ha ore #tronko keya e tshaba ..

PurpleReign on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 2:37 pm

Guys did u see did u see Sulezi Rwaqa’s response or side of the story on her FB page…i wanted to read but i cant deal with this mxit lingo…

PurpleReign on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 2:37 pm

here it is….

Sulezi Rwanqa
2 hours ago via mobile
I thnk nw its tym 4 me 2 toq ppl mna i wnt 1st n left Babsie apha in SA so thn sh follwd if evr sh ddnt wnna do it sh cud hv sad no bt went any wy so we meet in Brazil thn left hr thr i gt lucky tht thy ddnt bust me so wht dd i do tht i got hr arrested so plz stop blamin me so all in al u guyz r syin it shud hv bin me tht gt arrested bt i am truly sori tht sh gt busted bt i cnt chnge th situation nw i rly hpe tht u’l 4gv me coz i also lst a frnd in hr thnx 2 al hu hv given me support n th benefit of th doubt

Soccerbabe on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 2:40 pm

Nigerians are ruthless, they all about Moowney shwem God Forbid! i know a girl who’s been dating this Nija dude for years now, she would take a bus to CT I mean WFT for when there’s planes and stuff and she would come back after a day or 2,until this one time the cops raided their house and found abt 200k banked in the house, i mean who the hell keeps that kinda money in the house. Cops are corrupt thou coz they confiscated the money and nothing was heard of the case nor the money. Question is why was she taking a bus to CT 2 make a U-turn the following day?

Alexis on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 2:43 pm

I think it’s time for me to talk people. Mna i went there first and left Babsie here in SA, so then she followed. If ever she didn’t wanna do it she could have said no, but she went anyway. So we met in Brazil, then i left her here. I got lucky that they didn’t bust me. So what did i do that got her arrested? So please stop blaming me. So all in all, you guys are saying it should have been me that got arrested but i am truly sorry that she got busted, but i cant change the situation now, i really hope that you’ll forgive me because i also lost a friend in her. Thanks to all who have given me support and the benefit of the doubt.. Phew!

NQOBILENNN on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 2:45 pm

From what i remember Sulezi was stuck in Thailand for over a week after Nolubabalo was arrested before she made her way home & told the government, media and Nobandas family 2 leave her alone as she had nothing 2 say, now if the police in Thailand knew of her details and her involvement in the drug smuggling why the hell didnt they red flag her @ the airport and borders so she could face the music? This gives me the impression that they really are in cahoots with the syndicate, they are being bribed 2 let them pass thru.

Lapho lo Sulezi wakhona wrote on fb that she feels bad for her friend but people mustnt blame her, she was lucky she didnt get caught & the nigerians didnt even pay her what they had promised. Her friends and family were attacking the Nobandas till sum1 copied and pasted Babsies statement bathula duu after Sulezi got caught in a lie. Smh who needs enemies with friends like that?

sxylin on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 2:48 pm

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @Alexis and translating loool nami besendixakekile! I dont know hey i dont believe a word she says but if its true; all the best but ke; if its not im ashamed for her; all for iR16000 hhayi suka!

PurpleReign on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 2:49 pm

Tx Alexis for the proper and complete Engrish

hot.chocolate on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 2:52 pm

lol@Alexis. I really couldn’t make out what this Sulezi gal was trying to say.

Alexis on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:01 pm

The experience i gained on mxit years ago does come in handy every now & then..

Lela on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:01 pm

I don’t believe Nolubabalo’s statement shem. Maybe when she started she didn’t know but lesi isitory asihlangani nje. She even posted on her FB page that she was coming home that day, for someone who didn’t know where she was going and was distraught that she was caring grams of drugs on her head. Ke ya hana!

FunLover on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:05 pm

good point lela! something about “bangani i hope amacooler bag a-ready because i cant miss festive yaze mzansi”

Phindy on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:09 pm

Hhayi, abantu abasakwazi nokubhala proper english man yoh!!! How old is ths bloody woman obhala le nonsense?! Disgusting!

Alexis on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:10 pm

I did check out her profile last year, & towards going to Brazil it seemed like she was splashing money on her friends saying there is more where that came from.. I don’t quite remember where i read that.

Anyway, judging from her statement, she sounds like a smart woman who wouldn’t fall for the things she wrote there. Why on earth didn’t the guy just deliver the goods instead of having to people fly all the way there just to fetch hair products. She knew exactly what she was doing and too bad she got caught and now she’s playing victim.

Alexis on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:11 pm

Meant Two people..

dejane on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:12 pm

My aunt worked at SAA and a colleague of hers was caught with drugs at the Heathrow airport. Think the lady was sentenced to 15 years in prison.

Hai this is sad hey. Nna i think i would’ve taken the risk to try and run away. Even though that would’ve proved to be difficult in a foreign country and all. I cant imagine going through such trauma.

A lady was on Redi’s show, ahortly after Babsie’s arrest, she says she was framed by her then boyfriend. She says the boyfriend had given her a parcel. Kanti when they searched her bags BOOM… that was it…

Vesa on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:18 pm

Oh yyeah Lela! I remember that statement

manny on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:19 pm

she had access to her FB….she could have inboxed a freind in SA TO INFORMA HER PARENTS WHAT WAS HAPPENING …..so yeah …
she must phola sferb

Vesa on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:22 pm

@dejane…..I’ve read a story about the Durban gals, who ran away from these naijas. They said that when they got to the Sao Paulo airport, instead of going to Thailand as expected, they tricked the airport staff into changing their tickets to South Africa by pleading poverty and being lost in a foreign country. They said that they came home with the stash and went straight to the police….though they live in fear, they ran away from the whole thing

kimmo on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:27 pm

taking about bnaija, i wonder if missT left already to be with her hubby there?? it was misst right, the one that hubby left for 3 months to be with sick mom

kamzababy on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:27 pm

LOL u guys think this is ger attorney’s statement

kamzababy on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:28 pm

yeah Vesa thats the story i read but something about the shoes also… mara akere babsie ene was arrested.

Miranda on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:32 pm

Tjo tjo tjo tjo

Here it is….

Like really? I would never have bothered reading this yazi. I have sent emails back to their senders to write proper words. I can’t deal with these short cuts

Thanx Alexis for translating

Thanks

dejane on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:37 pm

So this girl, openly admits to being a drug mule, and still has or claims she has people that given her the benefit of the doubt. Eish taba ya di drugs e boima straight. A guy was fired at work, for being in possession of cocaine. A young talented dude, that was working on his way up. He had a good thing going. Then BOOM, fired just like that.

bongi on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:37 pm

thanx Lela…that FB statement of Nolubabalo asidibani with what she is saying here..ngoba if she was really in trouble as she says, then she could have posted that too – to alert family and friends that she is being forced to traffick drucks; her aunt is an advocate mos – she would have known on what to do. I feel sorry for her; but she knew that she was trafficking drugs, but they used her yena.You dont go overseas and not tell your family or other friends about it- ngoba they would have warned her, but no she was thinkig about being the richest chick nge festive without working hard for her moolah..

what dont the police question Sulezi about this nigerians and arrest them?

That R250000 is too much for any one- ill rather spend two extra years then forking that money. She left them broke – where must they get all that money now..

sweetie on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:43 pm

this language is tiring

nana on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 3:53 pm

What is Nolubabalo’s FB handle?

Fezzy on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 4:10 pm

God knows I miss u guys, especially Manny.

So this gal has admitted to being a drug mule and usahleli ngaphandle? *claps once*

UNolubabalo unamanga, mina ngeke ngiye endaweni ngingafuni and when no one is holding a gun against my head. I’d rather die than do sum1 else’s dirty work. Cabanga sengiboshiwe for something I hate this much.
I would have disappeared eBrazil, ngogcwale isganga. Brazil is big.

I was gona say that out government must atleast request Thailand to transfer her to a jail in SA but then again I will understand if Thailand doesnt trust our justice system. I mean, here is a friend admitting to trafficking drugs and she is still free. Nami ngiyi Thailand bengeke ngithembe lamasimba ezwe.

Soccerbabe on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 4:35 pm

@ Lolo ngiphelile kwi Linda Ijeki’s blog : “Shuoooo na Uche Jumbo be dis abi my eyes are playing tricks on me? babygirl u looking very takeaway…like vegetable soup with assorted meat plus stockfish…<———— This killed me kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa *wipestearsaway*

@JohneighGALAXY™ on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 5:38 pm

Last year around the festive season I was approached by 4 Nigerian guys I got introduced to by my former-colleagues. They were part of a international money laundering scheme. The plan was to use a Standard Bank Cheque Account as a money trafficking platform to send money to Dubai. They told me to empty my account then they were gonna send it via EFT and give me some to deposit and then my job would be to direct it to a Saudi Arabian/Dubai account thru mine. It was just too much work even though they promised me over 100K as my account was gonna transfer MILLIONS of rands over a period of 6 months. I chicken out. It was just too much work and too much to lose. These Nigerian/Foreign African Mafia Syndicates are similar to the Italian/European Mafia Syndicates in the sense that they come across as very religious/deeply rooted in GOD. It just adds to their allure.

Another syndicate that I know consists of Nigerian/African Foreigners who masquerade as charismatic pastors yet behind the scenes collude with Banking officials in Property Deals. All of these Men I’m talking about run Real Estate businesses in the South of JHB(Turffontein/The Glen/South Gate Suburbs/Mondeor area. They then bribe bank bond originators/officials to manipulate the figures so that their clients bonds are approved even if they don’t qualify. They work w/ FNB/STND Bank officials. I know this because I used to work for a bond origination firm and one of these Pastors/Property business owners was friends w/ our directors and other bank staff. Their claws are everywhere. These Nigerian pastors will make you tithe w/ you life, money, and wife. They are dangerous.

Sundani on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 6:00 pm

Gosh sometimes our justice system its the worst in the world tjo.
Sulezo just made a confession of dealing in drugs and she is not yet arrest.
I feel sorry for Babsie.

Sundani on Thu, 21st Jun 2012 6:23 pm

I wish our airports have the searching system like the one in Bangkok and Australia instead of wasting money by improving Inkandla and bringing abo Beyonce to perform for 15 minutes and get millions.
I don’t blame people for xenophobia attacks if they are not smuggling drugs, its money laundering or its scanning devices.

Thase on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:00 am

Tjo tjo tjo. Poor Babsie, ke sono shem. She must JBS and serve her setence, dont think the Thailand officials will agree to sed her to SA, hope they do.
You right Sundani, I was so shocked when I came home in March and at the airport the lady just asked me what was in the bags and I said clothes and she was like ok you can go, no searching or Xraying the bags nje. I think thats why its eady to smuggle drugs to SA, they are relaxed those people at the airport. In some countries, they will search the bags million times. In Dubai they even make you take the shoes ooff if you are wearing closed shoes to check for drugs…

Thase on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 2:18 am

Eish nigerians are something else I tell you. I met this nigerian guy in 2008, very cute. He claimed that he stayed in the US (didnt believe him) but wanted to start a business in SA. And was thinking why SA, cant you go and start one in Naija and the thing that made me run for my life was the dude used to fly to Cape Town every 2 days, which didn’t make sense. I think he was transporting drugs I tell you, should have reported him to the police but I just disappeared and even changed my number.

Miss T on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 7:30 am

@Kimmo. I’ll be going home (Naija)on da 28th luv. My hubby is nowhere near these people ya’ll r talking abt. My man wakes with me every morning & we both get ready 4work. He works in a corporate environment, gets a payslip monthly & has nothin 2do wit drugs. So don’t worry I hav a gud responsible family man

Fab Tee on Fri, 22nd Jun 2012 9:49 am

@Fezzy, a confession isnt enough to get someone arrested without evidence, I could post on my facebook that i killed a man, that isnt enough to get me arrested without a body or murder weapon, so should they charge Sulezi now, those charges wouldnt stick in court coz there’s no evidence save for what she yena is saying

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