Weekly Update: Big Brother Stargame
About a week has passed since Zainab was slapped by DKB #NoEuphonik. Fortunately, Zainab wasn’t left with any silly marks on her face after the incident. See where I’m going with this? *in DJ Franky’s voice*
However, for less-assault news, let’s quickly unpack the 5th week in the Big Brother Stargame house.
Lady May is losing it hey. Who would insist on sleeping outside during a cold front? Surely there are some loose screws there.
Fellow Upvillers are starting to notice her strange behaviour. Just the other day, they pulled a prank on her by hiding one of her infamous pink heels. The same heels she wears every weekday morning when working out.
I’m actually talking about the same lass that is seen every now and then, suited up in underwear over her tights.
I don’t know if she’s trying a bit too hard to be different but I’m definitely enjoying every minute of her insanity.
She however needs to see a psychiatrist after the game, if this is not just a game strategy.
Goldie and Prezzo are at it again. *yawns*. Now that Zainab is out, Prezzo moved back into Goldie’s arms. So naïve of Goldie to welcome him back after being friend-zoned. Anyway, that’s the least of my worries about her, what concerns me the most are her artificial eyelashes..
Keagan and Junia had their weekly spat session. Throwing jabs at each other. Don’t ask me why they were fighting. I’d feel stupid, even mentioning it. These two should just exchange vows and tie the knot already.
Then again, they can’t get married because Junia is not exactly a ”one man woman”.
Just when I thought she had something good going with Malonza, she tried herself out with Lee. Then back to Malonza again. This girl is undoubtedly sure of herself.
Jannette was apparently suicidal, because she feels like all the girls are against her. Furthermore, she mentioned something about feeling insecure. Don’t judge the poor girl. She’s been rejected by 3 guys in Downville, no surprise why she feels ugly.
However, between you and I, here’s my own version of the story.
She knows she messed up when she lied about Tamara to the rest of the girls right? Now she can see that the girls are no longer separated in the house. So she was quick to play victim as soon as she noticed that she has become unpopular among housemates. Smart girl hey?
Some Downvillers spent hours discussing her, while big mouth Tamara did not care to show sympathy, until a few days ago when she went up to her to exchange apologies and bury the hatchet.
Speaking of burying the hatchet. I thought Prezzo and Barbz were good mates now. Well, the Kenyan muso got all of us fooled. He reckons Barbz is ”skating on thin ice”. Clearly he isn’t impressed about her behaviour. I can’t help but wonder what the SA model and salon-owner did to tick him off.
Anyway, we know we won’t be seeing him at Cocoon on Wednesdays as soon as the show is over. *shrugs*
In locking lips news, Keagan and Talia kissed. Yes, Talia is in a relationship with Seydou. So? She’s just having fun. Seydou is not around anymore. Nonetheless it was just a game, or more of a tonsil hockey festival.
Besides all of that, I found the past week a bit dry. That time, I was anticipating so much drama.
Anything interesting that you might have picked up, do share please.
While I mope around the fact that South Africa up for eviction this week, keep us updated on any drama that might be unfolding. We love drama.
By Sefiso Hlongwane