Weekly Update: Big Brother Stargame
June 11, 2012 by Featured Guest Writer
About a week has passed since Zainab was slapped by DKB #NoEuphonik. Fortunately, Zainab wasn’t left with any silly marks on her face after the incident. See where I’m going with this? *in DJ Franky’s voice*
However, for less-assault news, let’s quickly unpack the 5th week in the Big Brother Stargame house.
Lady May is losing it hey. Who would insist on sleeping outside during a cold front? Surely there are some loose screws there.
Fellow Upvillers are starting to notice her strange behaviour. Just the other day, they pulled a prank on her by hiding one of her infamous pink heels. The same heels she wears every weekday morning when working out.
I’m actually talking about the same lass that is seen every now and then, suited up in underwear over her tights.
I don’t know if she’s trying a bit too hard to be different but I’m definitely enjoying every minute of her insanity.
She however needs to see a psychiatrist after the game, if this is not just a game strategy.
Goldie and Prezzo are at it again. *yawns*. Now that Zainab is out, Prezzo moved back into Goldie’s arms. So naïve of Goldie to welcome him back after being friend-zoned. Anyway, that’s the least of my worries about her, what concerns me the most are her artificial eyelashes..
Keagan and Junia had their weekly spat session. Throwing jabs at each other. Don’t ask me why they were fighting. I’d feel stupid, even mentioning it. These two should just exchange vows and tie the knot already.
Then again, they can’t get married because Junia is not exactly a ”one man woman”.
Just when I thought she had something good going with Malonza, she tried herself out with Lee. Then back to Malonza again. This girl is undoubtedly sure of herself.
Jannette was apparently suicidal, because she feels like all the girls are against her. Furthermore, she mentioned something about feeling insecure. Don’t judge the poor girl. She’s been rejected by 3 guys in Downville, no surprise why she feels ugly.
However, between you and I, here’s my own version of the story.
She knows she messed up when she lied about Tamara to the rest of the girls right? Now she can see that the girls are no longer separated in the house. So she was quick to play victim as soon as she noticed that she has become unpopular among housemates. Smart girl hey?
Some Downvillers spent hours discussing her, while big mouth Tamara did not care to show sympathy, until a few days ago when she went up to her to exchange apologies and bury the hatchet.
Speaking of burying the hatchet. I thought Prezzo and Barbz were good mates now. Well, the Kenyan muso got all of us fooled. He reckons Barbz is ”skating on thin ice”. Clearly he isn’t impressed about her behaviour. I can’t help but wonder what the SA model and salon-owner did to tick him off.
Anyway, we know we won’t be seeing him at Cocoon on Wednesdays as soon as the show is over. *shrugs*
In locking lips news, Keagan and Talia kissed. Yes, Talia is in a relationship with Seydou. So? She’s just having fun. Seydou is not around anymore. Nonetheless it was just a game, or more of a tonsil hockey festival.
Besides all of that, I found the past week a bit dry. That time, I was anticipating so much drama.
Anything interesting that you might have picked up, do share please.
While I mope around the fact that South Africa up for eviction this week, keep us updated on any drama that might be unfolding. We love drama.
By Sefiso Hlongwane
vumaaa on Mon, 11th Jun 2012 12:48 am
Lmao i dont watch Big Brother but i’m Loving your intro. So good. So beautiful. So greeaaaat!!!
lolington kwaaa on Mon, 11th Jun 2012 1:20 am
Hehehehe! What a nice recap!
I do not watch BBA, I’d have to be really bored to watch it, but I’m sooo loving this recap, see now I’m up to date.
Azuree on Mon, 11th Jun 2012 2:04 am
Yaay! I love the update since I dont get bored enough to watch it day in day out. But from the little that i’ve watched i can conclude that Lady May is indeed a looney, on saturday i watched her dancing alone upstairs like a mad person while every1 was downstairs. That time she had a blanky wrapped around her, than nje out of the blue she flashes her boobs (she was only wearing panties under the blanky). Ay akusile lokuya even the way she talks at times. When i heard she slept outside, that just sealed the deal 4 me. She must see a psychiatrist.
I thnk barbz likes keitta, and i thnk keitta is boring but not as boring as goldie/prezzos relationship (yaaaaawn)
bongi on Mon, 11th Jun 2012 6:45 am
Im enjoyin bbstargame; yersterday they had the hair people to do their hair..goldie refused tshini with tht hideous blond wig..eventually she agreed. Eish i dont know but barbz skin wirhout makeup looks sore ingathi she was bruised or buso botywala…but she is not drinking mos..haike u lady may dancing in a blanket, i laughed shame..
oratile on Mon, 11th Jun 2012 10:48 am
guys is it just me or goldie’s skin(facial) looks bleached?
yesterday’s live show was a yawn
eish i miss DKB and Zainab, upville is a bit dry without them….
sweetness on Mon, 11th Jun 2012 11:05 am
Someone please explain to me what they mean by you can vote as much as you want, but at the end of the day they say 1 participating country = 1 vote?
Lady gaga on Mon, 11th Jun 2012 11:07 am
LMAO!!! Nice recap hey….
I miss DKB….especially when there’s parties. Liked his dancing but i see Keita is also on that tip. Must be a Ghanaian thing.
Uthando on Thu, 14th Jun 2012 8:50 am
I see what Biggie is trying to do yazi, those questions he was asking at diary room he wants Keagan & Junia to kill each other or he wishes that they will kiss and make up that is why he will be sending them 2 upville.
And nje I thnk his nomination for ths week was planned ahead he knew he wanted SA and Namibia to b up for eviction mxm I will miss Lee shame I wonder if Keagan and Barbz will get along.
Vesa on Thu, 14th Jun 2012 9:28 am
@sweetness, what it means is that if the whole population of SA votes, it equals one vote. Votes are per country, not per number of votes made in a country. So we need other countries to vote for our candidates to get more votes. Hope wa nthola
Alikho on Thu, 14th Jun 2012 1:47 pm
I think it’s safe to propose that this feature be ‘retired’…the ‘ratings’ don’t make up for the time taken to write this up i.e. commentary below 10…
Nalizo on Mon, 18th Jun 2012 9:46 am
Yay,Keagan and Junia made it to Upville…now I’m going to watch Big Brother more. Looks like its going to be interesting.
Mathaz on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:19 am
Morning guys!
Thabure if she is. Mentally unstable you might be arrested for taking advantage i.e rape of an unstable person.So just let her go for your own sake.It’s not gonna end well.
So Monique is at 22 when my nanny is away.Cant take my kids to my mom’s coz they dont know I am a liker of the night life.