What The Men Said About Sex

June 27, 2012 by  

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So you’ve read what the women in the Sex Survey said, here’s what the Men said… kinda useless really coz whether you know what they think/want, they’re still gonna cheat on ya!

Respondents 2012

762 men

 

Men are actually quite in tune with their partners.

77% of men stated an emotional connection was the most important factor when pleasing a partner.

You want communication! 40.7% of men say the worst mistake their partner can make is not communicating enough in bed.

When it comes to cheating – the lines are blurred.

54.2% of men have cheated on a partner, 40.6% of those in monogamous relationships have cheated once or twice. 35.4% of married men have cheated once or twice (interestingly women beat this figure with 37.3%).

8.8% of married men have cheated more than a whopping 10 times!

Virtual cheating – In terms of online flirting, although 70.4% of women consider this cheating; only 45.6% of men said the same.

Bit of a contradiction?

69% of males believe in monogamy. But only 43% have never been unfaithful.

What’s your drug of choice?

45.9% of men said they have used alcohol to enhance sexual stimulation, 14.2% said they had used recreational drugs and 11.1% have used prescription drugs.

“Condom-plating”

If they felt they had a choice, 82.4% of men would prefer not to use a condom as they “don’t like the way they feel”.

29.6 % of men never get tested for HIV with a partner.

Cougar Town

When it comes to women, men like a bit of age! 25.4% of men said they have dated women 10 years or older and 4.8% said they dated a woman 20 years older!

More sex please!

Only 37.8% of men say they are satisfied with their sex lives.

Both men and women said they would like more action in the bedroom.

We’re an active bunch, us South Africans – full of energy!  Around 50% of both men and women only need 15 mins or less till they are ready to “go” again!

No time to wait

16.4% of men said they would have sex with a new partner after the first date Most, however, said they would wait until after the 3rd date.

Pick a number

The number of sexual partners you have had can be an issue with your current partner. Our survey showed that:

Whilst most single men (23.3%) have had between 6-7 partners, they say it is ok for a partner to have had 2-3 sexual partners. The most common number for a married man to have had is 2-3.

5.3% of men claim to have sex with over 40 women.

When it comes to spilling the beans, 42.5% of men have lied to a partner about how many women they have slept with.

You’re doing it wrong!

Mistakes men said women were making in bed other than the lack of communication were “just lying there” (39.9%), “poor technique” (23.3%) and “rushing foreplay” (22%).

When it comes to oral sex men’s biggest complaints are that their partners don’t use enough tongue (31.2%), their teeth get in the way (30.4%) and they are not persistent enough (26.1%)!

Fake it ‘til you make it?

12% of men say the worst thing their partner could do in bed was to fake an orgasm and 53% of men aren’t sure if their partner is faking it.

The Big O

68.1% of men say they orgasm once during sex, yet 27.4% say they orgasm more than once.

The sexual activity most likely to bring a man to orgasm is vaginal sex (84.4%), followed by oral sex (38.8%).

Both women and men enjoy sex no matter whether an orgasm is achieved or not, however a large portion of men 45.9% said that reaching an orgasm is vital.

Getting kinky

When it came to getting a little adventurous in bed, 32.5% of guys admitted to wanting to try group sex. Other activities guys say they would like to try is costume role play, and taking photos of themselves/filming themselves doing the deed.

47.9% of men have watched porn with a partner.

Other interesting stats

  • Cowgirl (women on top) was rated as the favoured sex position (51.6%), second came doggy style (49.9%) and missionary in third place with 38.6%.
  • The majority of men (28.6%) masturbate 2-3 times a week, 4.5% more than once a day and 9% say they don’t masturbate.
  • 65.2% of men said they have had sex with an ex partner, 40.6% with a co-worker.
  • 53% of men rated women’s breasts as the sexiest part of their bodies, 51.5% their bums and 29.1% said they were all about the legs!
  • 10.4% of men admit to thinking about sex every few minutes.
  • 20-30 minutes is the average time both women and men would like sex to last.

Getting social

  • Only 45.6% of men consider flirting online as cheating.
  • 53% of men troll Facebook/Twitter to investigate their dates (72% of women do this).
  • The biggest turn off for men are when lots of other guys post on their potential dates social platforms.
  • 41% of men think it’s possible to have a romantic relationship exclusively on a social media platform.
  • 30% of men have had sex with someone they met on a social media platform.
  • 46.2% of men prefer using sms/bbm as a dating platform.

If given one free pass – most men said they would have sex with Scarlett Johansson.

So gents, what’s your take on these?

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Comments

113 Comments on "What The Men Said About Sex"

  1. elegnamis on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 12:37 am 

    FIRST!! Kodwa Isn’t this a friday topic?

  2. vumaaa on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 2:10 am 

    This is rather interesting survey.

    Eish kodwa we are such a Horny country ” Around 50% of both men and women only need 15 mins or less till they are ready to “go” again!”

    Lol at “partners don’t use enough tongue” Lol

  3. MyThoughts on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 3:33 am 

    Dear Wo/man’s Health
    For next year’s survey, can you please ask your male respondents if they’ve tasted their own cum or licked it off their partner’s bodies? Yes? No? Definitely?
    Regards
    JC Itshitshi

  4. vumaaa on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 5:35 am 

    “Faints” after reading the comment above. lol

    @MyThoughts ufuna ukwazi dear Lol

  5. MLB on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 6:40 am 

    Morning ladies… Got outa silentville 2stress ds point- No Teeth Please! N no, there is nothing “teasing” about sinking ur canines n pre-molars onto my manhood. Its got feelings too…

  6. bumbum on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 6:54 am 

    Kwaaaaa @MLB

    @Mythoughts lol I wonder what would be the response.

    No wonder hubby prefers me to ride him (ontop)

  7. MLB on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 7:04 am 

    Had 2 share dis. Had a 1st session lastny wit a lady I met recently. I dnt think I’ll b seeing her again, ds is due 2 hygiene reasons. Down south wasn’t so appetising, she cud hav atleast taken a shower b4 meeting me. Dere is noway of puttin ds down softly, had 2leave my windows open 4 an hour in dis cold weather. Don’t mean 2 offend any1, jst had 2 share ds vital matter. So not all guys who hit n run had bad intentions

  8. bumbum on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 8:04 am 

    @MLB ouch shame sisi was in a rush she even forgot to splush!

  9. lolo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 8:14 am 

    @MBL WHAT????

    GEEZ! Nawe why did you NOT suggest a romantic bath beforehand, uzikirele yena, Ufake i Jik, Jeyes fluid, ne domestos futhi ne Dettol….But I kinda dont believe you…. if the smell was so offensive that it required the opening of windows mid- winter surely you established this before usis wakhona akhumula, during foreplay? But ke point taken!

    With chicks shagging chicks the problem is ussually the opposite, when a girl knows that she is about to have an encounter with another girl, she tends to get a little too vigorous with her hygiene prep…I guess it is a bit intimidating to have another girls face buried in the middle of your thighs….But ke mna I still wanna taste the girl , not the brand of soap she uses… aymnandanga tuu i LUX!

    Oh and interesting fact… the kinda fishy smell that happens when men shag women is absent when girls shag girls…

  10. bumbum on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 8:21 am 

    @Lolo kwaaaaaa ayimnandanga iLux.

    True Lolo I’m sure she was smelling kind of strange, brother man should have ran her a bubble bath or something.

  11. lolo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 8:29 am 

    @bumbum nyhani ke sana yazi… like, the best taste is like a nicely trimmed cake washed in plain warm water, NO soap! That right there IS the business… Imnandi hooray lo wei shem!

  12. Leungo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 8:50 am 

    He he he Lolo, I agree with you, the taste of soap bathong, hai man.
    A vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not Protex or Lux.

  13. Gomolemo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 9:09 am 

    Ladies, i was watching Vanity Insanity maabane, and the doctors/surgeons there were perfoming a ‘vaginal rejuvenation’ on some lady…..can anyone tell what is it for? The show was ending when i switched to that channel, but i gathered that its some operation perfomed down there. Please educate me.

  14. samlicious on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 9:14 am 

    Uwow thatha @lolo, uthi sana iLux ayimnandanga. Now patiently waiting for our well known sex specialist @sxylin to comment. Siyakwazi kaloku sisi uyazifela ngezocantsi.

    Shame @MBL I feel you butiza. I dont know how other woman do it but mna I can tell when I have a bit of not so pleasant odour. How could you leave your house without freshening up knowing very well ukuthi uyoqubaza with a new guy for the very first time. Usisiza uneliver shame.

    Ladies please gynoguid is there for us to use. They have a variety of products like wet wipes *to freshen up to before he goes down* they have pills and all that shebang. Ladies lets take care of our hygiene singatyisi abantwana babantu usnoek fish HAYBO!

  15. samlicious on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 9:23 am 

    @Gomolemo its vaginal tightening my dear. Some people have dreams of becoming virgins all over again LOL

    Most people that undergo that procedure are repairing damages occurred during child birth.

    Its a similar procedure that is performed on gay guys when repairing their anal walls/muscles or something.

  16. Gomolemo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 9:27 am 

    Thanks@samlicious, but hayike, is it really necessary? Lol at having dreams of becoming virgins all over again!!

  17. lolo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 9:29 am 

    @Samlicious Yhuu hay bhabha iipilisi zanton ngoku??? You see these gyno guard what what! Now they will make women believe that their bodies are disgusting in their natural way! That they need some fancy pills and potions to make it edible for men! In my experience that is NOT the case! As long as there is no underlying issue, no illness down there! The vagina is a perfectly tasty part of the body! In its natural state! Just as long as you are NOT growing an afro and you observe basic hygiene rules! There is no need for further intervention!

  18. Gomolemo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 9:37 am 

    @Lolo, my younger sister swears on that gyno guard thing, and i always ask her, why fix something that is not broken?

  19. sxylin on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 9:38 am 

    Now patiently waiting for our well known sex specialist @sxylin to comment. Siyakwazi kaloku sisi uyazifela ngezocantsi. <——— do you want me to comment on this silly statement?

  20. lolo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 9:38 am 

    @Gomolemo exactly!

  21. sxylin on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 9:39 am 

    to start with why do women wash their vaginas with soap? is that not messing with your PH balance?

  22. Mapakisha on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 9:42 am 

    I don’t know about PH balance but GYNAGUARD does help balance that, nna i’ve tried this “not using soap thing” maar I just end up having an uncomfy day, i use both LUX le gynaguard.

  23. samlicious on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 9:42 am 

    @lolo zdarling its a fact that woman do need to freshen up frequently. Hayi kaloku sisi iwewe ibihlanjwe ekuseni before going to work by the time you get home after hours it smells beyond natural what what.

    lets be realistic kaloku on@MBL case it was the first time. The least she could have done is to change her bluemas ngoba yiyo at most cases enukisa iguava.

  24. bumbum on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 9:43 am 

    @Golemo they want to be born again virgins.

    @Lolo hubby always says that, why try to spice up something that is already tasty and nice.

    Unless you are suspecting something then you can use all these shebang (my opnion)

  25. samlicious on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 9:44 am 

    @sxylin atlist I managed to dig you out of silentville.

  26. sxylin on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 9:53 am 

    i was never in silentville babe; please i dont like being labelled

  27. bongi on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 9:56 am 

    it means nawe MBL uyitye inuka mos le cookoo..ngoba to open windows after lovemaking, justify that the smell was unbearable to the extent that you wanted to vomit..howcome you didnt smell this before the game?..cookoo doesnt just smell from not washing; it smells because the lady une discharge or some std…sound like one of those # kuku iyanuka but uyayitya..

  28. samlicious on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 10:01 am 

    @sxylin okay babe sorry didn’t mean to label you :)

    Eish @bongi you too graphic #gags#

  29. Smang-mang Warona on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 10:09 am 

    Gynae Guard is just extra precaution for women – its a great product. Women should be using a mild soap and PH balanced shower gels so as not to cause thrush – which is smelly.

    Anyway, I read somewhere that, that smell a woman has is her natural pheromones. It should not be offensive yes, but punani does have a distinct smell that should be pleasing to men. Just like at mating time with animals, the females excrete a pheromone that lets the males know that she is ready for mating, human women (tltlt) also have it. We are all nothing but mammals…

  30. Gomolemo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 10:12 am 

    @MLB, u remind me of an unfortunate incident that happened to me a few years ago. I had lethopa (boil) between my anus and nookie. So, i was in a taxi and the boil was in the advanced stages, so it split open and the terrible smell that came out. Everybody opened the windows in a taxi and i have never been so embarassed in my life!!

  31. LadyMillion on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 10:19 am 

    aymnandanga tuu i LUX! *giggles*
    So not all guys who hit n run had bad intentions—-> @MLB, thank you for sharing that bit with us

  32. Smatsatsa on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 10:23 am 

    Yhooo Gomolemo!!! So what did you do? I feel embarrased on your behalf now.. And what causes boil if I may ask?

  33. bumbum on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 10:29 am 

    Ouch Golemo that thing is painfull hey, I had one when I was doing matric and we were writting June exams. I was walking like I’ve been f*cked by 100 men

  34. sxylin on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 10:30 am 

    Do you guys in SA have a product called Fem Fresh? If so bath your vjay jays with water COLD; and then spray Fem fresh freshness all day long! and like @samlicious said yesterday; u will love opening your legs lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo because women discharge that has no infections has a smell and some men love the smell of nookie add fem fresh and ur set!

  35. LadyMillion on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 10:31 am 

    thanx @ lolo ——-> @Samlicious Yhuu hay bhabha iipilisi zanton ngoku??? You see these gyno guard what what! Now they will make women believe that their bodies are disgusting in their natural way! That they need some fancy pills and potions to make it edible for men! In my experience that is NOT the case! As long as there is no underlying issue, no illness down there! The vagina is a perfectly tasty part of the body! In its natural state! Just as long as you are NOT growing an afro and you observe basic hygiene rules! There is no need for further intervention!

    Been thinking about getting this gyna guard ntoz coz everyone is using it and going on about how as a woman u HAVE TO USE IT.. so i told my bf that im gonna try it too and he was like… for the what? and i was like oho this one probably thinks im gonna get orgasms from it

    so yah andisayithenganga, if brother man aint complaining
    so nje

  36. Smatsatsa on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 10:38 am 

    @LadyMillion I think Lolo was talking about the pills and not the wash gel(not sure), mina I had a not so pleasant smell down there and it is not what nookie was supposed to smell like, and the discharge was not normal either, so i got checked and they told me something about my PH balance and what what, recommended that I use that to balance it, I’ve been on it ever since and It hasn’t taken ubumnandi out of my nookie. It’s not as it should be.

  37. sexymm on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 10:43 am 

    Guys, i dont use soap ku -wewe yami, never.Just luke warm water.

  38. Leungo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 10:50 am 

    @Gomolemo

    Vaginal Rejuvination is not the tightening of the vagina. In most cases, some women are not happy with their labia, they say they are too long and hurt then when they are seated so many opt to have them reduced in size. That is vaginal rejuvenation. The tightening of is called Vaginoplasty

  39. Leungo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 10:56 am 

    By the way ladies, warm or hot water must not be the friend of your Vjayjay.
    If you want a very tight vagina, follow these steps:
    Always make sure that when you get into the bath, the water is luke warm.
    When you are done bathing, douche the vjayjay with cold water, very cold works best.
    And every morning when you wake up, make sure that you do kegel excercises (pelvic wall) for about five to seven minutes before you go and have a bath.
    Try it for a week ladies and I promise you, sex will get better and better daily.

  40. lolo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 10:58 am 

    Look mna I’m not saying ubana we must all stop bathing…. that is not it @ all obviously WILL NOT be tryna put my head between coochy is the scent is pungent (in a bad way)

    But shem I genuinely, honestly believe that as long as the hair is nice and trimmed, I’m talking i-brush not i-chiskop ( I dont get why a grown ass woman wants to look like an eleven year old down there) and as long as umntu ehlambile then the scent is beautiful, you dont need all these fancy interventions…. soon they will create a wash that is peppermint flavoured I tell you! I refuse to taste peppermint flavoured nookie!

    I was on King Tha’s timeline the other day ( I stalk her twitter account part time) and she was saying saying that cake was beautiful, and the people ababemphikisa are women! Gosh we really need to love our bodies shem!

  41. Smatsatsa on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:00 am 

    How @Leungo, I thought you were a man, or are you? lol!
    Lolo who is King Tha? #asking for a friend

  42. lolo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:03 am 

    uThandiswa Mazwai…. I have a mad crush on her…. when my book seels millions and I am a world renowed author I will seduce her!

  43. lolo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:04 am 

    As soon as I write the book!

  44. sxylin on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:06 am 

    yhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Lolo

  45. samlicious on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:09 am 

    @ladymillion gyno guard is not there to replace and take away your guava’s natural scent. Its a similar product mentioned by @sxylin above. Of course guys xa ubusy nomntu wakho umzimba wakho will relise its natural scent and liquids that are not going to smell like LUX aka @lolo. These products are just there to keep us hygienically clean and refreshed as we are working woman and all. Cabanga the kind of smell that comes out of you when you are on your periods. Mna ke ndafundiswa to wash my privates everytime nditshintsha ipad, but how are you going to that at work really.Thats where ke these wipes and all come in.

  46. lolo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:11 am 

    @Smah…Hayi kaloku babe, nawe uzivisile ngo Tshepi njee!

  47. bumbum on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:13 am 

    @Lolo what’s the book about or will be about since ingakoqalwa.

    Thanks ngezi tips ze gqe

  48. Botshelo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:17 am 

    @Luengo what does one use to douche a vjayja? speit?

  49. Leungo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:26 am 

    @Botshelo

    You just pour water on it, no speit or anything needed.
    Dira jalo ngwanyana, o tla utlwa monate o tswa ka ditsebe due to intense friction.

  50. Leungo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:27 am 

    Haibo Smatsatsa, even in 2012 some people still think I am a man? He he he!!

  51. Smatsatsa on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:36 am 

    LOL Luengo, askies, I wonder what gave me that idea..

  52. bumbum on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:41 am 

    @Leungo you pour water inside?

  53. Botshelo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:44 am 

    @Luengo, mara how? eish i dont understand. is that something you do?

  54. Gomolemo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:52 am 

    @smatsatsa, I just sat there until the taxi reached my destination. I can imagine i was the topic after i got off. Anyway, i dont know what causes the boils.

    @Leungo, thank you for the information.

  55. LadyMillion on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 11:58 am 

    Thanks ngezi tips ze gqe

    @bumbum GQE??? kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  56. Fluffie on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 12:03 pm 

    LOL #QedileNgam @sexymm
    iWewe, ng’yayithanda iWewe, ng’yayifuna iWewe hehehehe
    Vagina has got too many aliases/nick names neh?

    Mmmmh I gotta look into this Gynaguard (sp) thingy then also!

  57. Leungo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 12:14 pm 

    I know what gave you that idea Smatsata, let’s rather not go there, lol!!
    @BumBum and Botshelo: You take your washcloth and hold it under the tap then apply the water on it down there on the vjayjay. Repeat it several times, preferably six times and make sure that the water is very cold.

  58. Miranda on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 12:33 pm 

    Kegel exercises every day.Haai haai haai Leungo , taking care of one’s self is a mission bathong….I will stay single for a little longer than anticipated then.

  59. Jahara on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 12:34 pm 

    Pour water inside the vagina? No! Its wrong tlhe bathong!
    Boo told me a vagina cleanse itself,that’s why you get discharge,which doesn’t smell bad by the way. If it smells bad then u might have an infection. Well I trust him coz he knows better than me.

    I remember the 1st time I used gyna guard,confident that boo will love it…hehe,the moment he put his tongue there,he asked me: “babe what did u use?” I was like: “u like it?” He: “hell no! This doesn’t tastes like a nookie! I want that natural smell & taste”

    Since then,I use femagene coz I’m too sensitive to ordinary scented soaps. So far he hasn’t complained.

    So if u use soap,don’t use harsh scented ones. & please,do not use excessive water inside ur vjay,it dries up & causes irritation.

  60. bumbum on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 12:47 pm 

    @Luengo ok

    @LadyM its another name for vichichi lol.

  61. Nomaha on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 12:48 pm 

    For those who want tight v-jay jay’s using ice tubes after ucansi helps. Put them in your vaslap and hold it down there for a couple of minutes. Also use salf the grof one ka Manny sometimes when you take a bath. Your partner will keep coming back for more well so they say.

  62. Botshelo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 12:50 pm 

    @ Luengo thanks for clarity, it still sounds difficult

    I have heard about douching before, just that ne ke sa botse further questions. much appreciated

    #welearnerriday

  63. Botshelo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 12:53 pm 

    ja ice yona, ngeke, not when my kuku will be blazing hot, dont wanna see crickets!

  64. bumbum on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 12:55 pm 

    @Nomaha u mean salt? Haibo akuzubaba nje

  65. Miranda on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 1:01 pm 

    Botshelo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 12:53 pm

    ja ice yona, ngeke, not when my kuku will be blazing hot, dont wanna see crickets!

    #crawls to avbob# hai ngeke, ni creative shem, tjo ,Botshelo I die.

  66. samlicious on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 1:08 pm 

    Having salted peanuts and drinking yoghurt for lunch. Yavele lemenu yandikhumbuza ngemini zasehokini hahhaha

  67. lorrelai on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 1:13 pm 

    I couldn’t stand cold water, so I wash my self cleaning oven with just lukewarm water, no soap. If I HAVE to use soap, I use sunlight green bar, nayo kanciiiinci. I noticed that these fancy soaps cause some itchiness.

    I’ve a funny story about kegels. Well not funny ha ha! But…

  68. sxylin on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 1:18 pm 

    Nomaha nizolimala ice pho? tjo cos what does that do to the uterus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iknow i was taught never to bath nookie with warm water always cold water

  69. lorrelai on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 1:20 pm 

    Growing up I had a bladder problem (still have it but I’m an adult I know how to handle it). I’m not one of those people who can decide when to pass water, mina I have to pass it now now now, otherwise nje..

    Anyway my mom took me to many bladder specialists, and this one woman taught me vagina exercises, she said it’d help control my “problem”. (I didn’t know she was teaching me kegels). I’m super grateful to that woman, her advise continues to do wonders for my sex life.

  70. Loulou on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 1:25 pm 

    Hokay so how do we do these Kegel excercises? I need to make sure my boo thang is thinking of me the ENTIRE time he’s in Durban next week…

  71. Gomolemo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 1:26 pm 

    Ladies, please dont put things in your nookies for the sake of pleasing men. I personally beleive that if he is emotionally attached and really love you, he will find ways to make sex enjoyable for both of you. I was once advised to put something in there, and nearly did a permanent damage to my precious kuku. So, im speaking from experience.

  72. sxylin on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 1:52 pm 

    loulou kegel exercises are even taught at antenatal classes; u clench ur inner muscles the way owenza ngakhona if you are holding in urine!

  73. sxylin on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 1:53 pm 

    Loulou do that again (as if ur holding pee in) when your man’s dick is inside of you and u will see his reaction!

  74. Vesa on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 1:59 pm 

    Ladies, you can even do these kegel excercises when you go pee. You realease, and hold for a few seconds when peeing. But not when you are too pressed though. It does wonders to the muscles

  75. bumbum on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 2:04 pm 

    Hei muntu ufunda aze afe

  76. Smatsatsa on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 2:24 pm 

    Haa haa, Gomo what did you put inside your nookie? That I wanna know ke.. I second sxylin on doing the kegel during the dance, it works!

  77. Lela on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 2:41 pm 

    It is really sad how much lengths women go to just to please men. I mean really! I’m sorry but these things sound ridiculous. Yho hayi shem mina I’d rather have a man who’s gonna love me for me,a man whom we will both enjoy good sex together because of our emotional and spiritual connection and mutual respect for each other as well as communication, meaning we both talk about how we can improve our sex life and please each other. I don’t ever wanna have to ice, snuff, and whatever my kuku for a man. Yes kegels are important for a healthy kuku life, just like gym is important for a healthy lifestyle but all this other things, che!Why do these men still cheat ke if all these things are a solution!

  78. nomthwalo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 2:45 pm 

    I have been doing this with my man but didint know what’s it called. Thank you ladies

    I once suggested it to my friend, she asked what’s it called, I was just blank.

    Ladies practice these; your man will be in tears of joy, I tell you :)

    Now if only he was back home, eish. Kunzima

  79. Gomolemo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 2:52 pm 

    Iyooo@Smatsatsa, i didnt want to mention this here, incase i get ridiculed one day. But i will, if it helps one or two bloggers.

    In my varsity days, i was cheating with this venda guy, we all know that most of them if not all are BIG. So, we has sex on thursday and i was going home on friday to meet my boyfriend. Being naive, i was scared that my bf was going to tell that i have been sleeping with someone else. My room mate advised me to put in aloe (yes, that stone) and she told me it will melt inside and make my nookie tight.

    I did. Friday came, went home, met my bf. Things were hotting up, he was fingering me, and he came out with the aloe (turned out that it didnt melt as it was suppose to) well, his initial reaction was that i was trying to bewitch him. After about a day, my nookie was swollen and when i wiped myself, there we pieces of flesh on the tissue and the pain was unberable. My nookies was falling off(sort of). I rushed to the doctor, gave me anti-biotics and told me to stay off sex for two months.

  80. sxylin on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 2:55 pm 

    tjo @ Gomolemo hehehehehehee bathong!

  81. bongi on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 2:58 pm 

    ..i think i have said this before..noba ungayibeka esibunzi icoockoo yakho- he will stray…men dont care about all this things- kubo i coockoo yi coocko qha…

    Ladies practice these; your man will be in tears of joy, I tell you : he is in tear of joy because he is enjoying the nookie that time; the minute ephuma phandle, he forgot about it already..

    sizohela shame if sohlale senza zonke ezinto..makatye i coockoo le if akafuni ayeke…

  82. Shandu on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 2:58 pm 

    Hahahahahaha @Gomolemo

    My other friend once told me to use snuff (isinemfu)to tighten my vjay imagine!!

  83. Smatsatsa on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 3:03 pm 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Gomolemo!!!!!! Haaa haaa, Aloe!? I have NEVER!!
    Hope you learnt your lesson ge, both lessons for you in this case!

    Lela how can this be sad for us? It’s our choice to decide how we want to please mos, it’s not like anyone’s forcing Aloe up our nookies so please don’t..

  84. nomthwalo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 3:10 pm 

    @bongi kwaaaaaaaa

    When I’m doing this with my man (its just me and him) I dont think about other people and I dont do this to make him stay with me. If he wants to leave he’s more than welcome to do so(I’ll be heartbroken). Some people do it for the enjoyment :)

  85. manny on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 3:22 pm 

    kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa rolls on the floor …I had to log back on and laugh at Gomolemos kuku falling apart …you see it doesnt pay to be a sferb…if its not nookie falling off its people turning to sangomas at night
    kwaaaaaa

  86. manny on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 3:24 pm 

    @gomolemo arent you taking about ALONE…THAT STONE THEY GIVE YOU WHEN YOU HAVE SORES ON YOUR TONGE?
    AKA LEJWE LAMOKOTI >?

  87. Lela on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 3:38 pm 

    Gomolemo even there you thought wrong,after having sex ikuku iyadumba(gets swolen) most of the time esp if the guy has a big thing bese if you sleep with someone else after that the kuku will be tighter because it is still swolen. I grew up hearing this and before I went celebate I proved it to be true because if i had sex at night and tried to in the am it would be a bit difficult esp entry but yena he would enjoy it more. Fana noba if udliwe kakhulu namhlanje if you do it again tomorrow ikuku isadumbile nawe you can feel ba isadumbile and it’s a bit sore yena uva ubumnandi qha!

  88. PurpleReign on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 3:39 pm 

    TJo! Gomolemo….so what happend between you and your bf. hayi mara the things we do. Mna nje andifaki kwanto on my nookie either than my man’s PP. even tempon, i cant nje!!!…now imagine having to put snuff (sp) and Aloe (sp) stones

  89. Mapakisha on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 3:39 pm 

    Tjo Gomolemo!!

  90. PurpleReign on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 3:41 pm 

    so @Lelau Gomolemo wavimba umntu wakhe into emnandi ngala friday lol

  91. Miranda on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 3:42 pm 

    Thanks manny

    Nna ntse ke ipotsa gore aloe e melta bjang ka gore rees do not melt.

    Even alone will never melt there…phela temperatures inside kuku are not as high hle….

    What do we call it ka sekgowa vele?

  92. samlicious on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 3:48 pm 

    hehehhehe @lela babes man cheat ke qha it doesnt matter uba ikuku yakho ilingana noyomntwana one9 years. once a cheater always a cheater. Man even us woman we like variety so ukukho nto iwrong by spicing up your sex life ngohlobo owazi ngalo. As you said wena you talk to your man and all that, so nathi we have our own recipes. Let us share girls to spice up the menu. GO team gourmet KUKU go! hahahhahahaha!

    As for kegel exercise I do it all the time and I always get the best results.

  93. lolo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 3:54 pm 

    @Bongi kwaaaaaa #dead!

  94. PurpleReign on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 4:00 pm 

    COMMENT ON THE DAY : “i think i have said this before..noba ungayibeka esibunzi icoockoo yakho- he will stray…men dont care about all this things- kubo i coockoo yi coocko qha…

    Ladies practice these; your man will be in tears of joy, I tell you : he is in tear of joy because he is enjoying the nookie that time; the minute ephuma phandle, he forgot about it already..

    sizohela shame if sohlale senza zonke ezinto..makatye i coockoo le if akafuni ayeke…” give that @Bongi a Bells!!!

  95. kimmo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 4:09 pm 

    kwaaaaaa@gomomolemo’svjay falling off!
    i heard about the snuff story, le dettol hai no

  96. Eyh2Jee on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 4:14 pm 

    Lmao JC peeps!
    I feel so overpowered ke di Nyo’z around here.Theres so many Ponanies I tell you.
    I’m very glad that there’s lots of info kwi internet ,everytime I wanna know something I google lol and my friend often smile and laugh at me xa endibhaqa ndifunda.
    Anyway Gomolemo sorry neh,lol dead by Aloe Extra.Starting from today you are mmeAloe lol
    King’Tha is Thandiswa,so now I have a competition le Lolo ,bathong!!!Why wouldn’t we kill the Lolos *side eyes Khayelitsha Lesbo Killers*
    @Sexylin: we used to say that act is ”Ukuminca” when the chick holds your peeNus so tight inside,tjo!Ho nice! bathong,but it used to scare amajita in my hood,loool.

  97. Kiki on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 4:19 pm 

    *dead*

  98. samlicious on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 4:20 pm 

    YHO! @gomolemo bosso ke wena for real.

  99. sxylin on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 4:22 pm 

    Guys has anyone ever bought from ebay? eish

  100. samlicious on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 4:25 pm 

    hahahhaha yha nhe @bongi. reminds me of myself on Monday morning while getting ready to go to work I felt so naughty nje, so I shaved my guava ibleskop. Paraded at our bedroom and the last thing I remember was hubby grabing me like we were on WWE, the rest is history.

  101. Gomolemo on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 4:43 pm 

    @Manny, yona Alone eo, kante what do we call it in engrish? @Lela, so you explained my swollen punani, but how do u explain the flesh that was falling off? And as i said, i was naive to believe my roommate, i learnt it the hard way shem.

  102. Lela on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 4:49 pm 

    LOL phela the point is to show you that your kuku was falling off because you put a foreign object inside it instead of living it to the vendafied swolen nature.

  103. Lela on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 4:54 pm 

    GO team gourmet KUKU go! heheheh hayke zisezovithika ezikuku zenu! ikuku is very sensitive ngeke umane ufake noma yini that is why it’s not right even to wash it with soap. Kuku is self cleaning so u don’t need any extra nton nton to clean it, just good old water.

  104. makasoso on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 4:56 pm 

    Molweni, JC peeps are special maan.

    Gomo’s story reminds me of a friend of mine. She had a boyfriend at her home town and one at res, hometown man decided to suprise her with a visit, knowing she’d been hlokoloza’d the day before a friend advised her to make boiling hot tea(joko) and sit on the steam. It worked coz the cookie was tight but too tight. Yho the way mr man ravished her believing it was because she’d been waiting for him. She couldnt walk for a week after that

  105. samlicious on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 5:01 pm 

    hayke zisezovithika ezikuku zenu!hahahhahahhaha!

  106. samlicious on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 5:03 pm 

    hello @makasoso! iyho iJoko tea? hayi ke uzanenye nawe ngoku hahahhaha!

  107. samlicious on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 5:05 pm 

    hehehhehe hayi inene I believe u@lela xa esithi zisezakuvithika. Joko yilast number.

  108. bumbum on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 5:38 pm 

    Aziseningi nalezi reciept ze kuku iAloe, snuff now the good old joko kwaaaaaaaaaaaa

  109. Lela on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 6:03 pm 

    Xa zinwetywa yintoni kona ezikuku zenu sezide zidinge unciphiswa nje? Ngubani othe amadoda afuna iikuku zentsana emaxhegwazaneni? Awafane enibaleka nalamadoda. Soze kaloku umtu athi ena 30 ufike enekuku yosana awunongabaleki! Nawe ungayibaleka mos indoda ena 30 ozofika inepincosi yosana.

  110. Bigmama on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 6:13 pm 

    @gomolemo o mpolaelang mara… O tla tloga kuku wena.

  111. fabulicious on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 8:27 pm 

    @lela tho! *DEATH*
    *carries own coffin to avalon*

  112. lolington kwaaa on Wed, 27th Jun 2012 8:27 pm 

    hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!

    I can’t believe people go to such extra lenghts! TJO!
    Gynaguard is as good as water, but even better because it has the correct pH. The pills are for people with problems like urinary tract infection, which by the way can just be caused by washing with soap. Those GynaGuard pills are your vaginal microflora, so if you have a yeast infection maybe they will wipe it out and replace if with the natural vaginal bacteria. you cannot just use them if you have no problems. Any active vagina will eventually get itchy, have irritations and sometimes ordour and gyna guard is to prevent that.

    Otherwise, water is all you need down there. Luke warm water, cold water may cause blood clots during periods as some women are very sensitive in that area. Kegels, like someone said, any form of ‘gym’ for any part of your body is the BEST option!

  113. bayloo on Tue, 17th Jul 2012 11:36 am 

    Ya women go throught a lot ne!

    but this also has confirmed to me that most women in the Tetiary years had multiple partners easy!!!!!!!!

    forgive me i am one of those very naive guys who always thought that women could never cheat.

    but to be honest i think guys don’t really know when they are swimming or not more often than not they would think that maybe they are too small instead of thinking whether you are bigger.

    there only thing that can turn a guy off is obviously smell but even then he will take it but he won’t be calling you back

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