Zithuthe

June 1, 2012 by  

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Yesterday we spoke of family … today I’m asking who you are?

Clan names, Iziduko (Xhosa) Seboko (Sotho) or Izithakazelo (Zulu) are family names and if you refer to Nelson Mandela as Madiba then you should understand what Isiduko is.

Wikipedia explains it better:

“Xhosa clan names (isiduko (sing.), iziduko (pl.) in Xhosa are family names which are considered more important than surnames among Xhosa people. Each Xhosa person can trace their family history back to a specific male ancestor or stock. Mentioning the clan name of someone you wish to thank is the highest form of respect, and it is considered polite to enquire after someone’s clan name when you meet them. The clan name is also sometimes used as an exclamation by members of that clan.

When a woman marries she may take her husband’s surname, but she always keeps her own clan name, adding the prefix Ma- to it. A man and a woman who have the same clan name may not marry, as they are considered to be related. “

This blog FUBUSTYLE also gives a beautiful summary and a list of the popular izithakazelo… so check it out and while you think of who you are, I’ll go first….

NdinguNxuba, uRhudulu, Uwashoto, umhlanganenkwene, Ungcengane, us’dumo mhla kukubi, umntu womlambo!

Wena ungubani? O Mang?

And on the subject of people knowing who they are….

I died at this picture taken at Fezile Makhanya’s wedding. Who knew men could look so hot in their traditional gear? Ameni.

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140 Comments on "Zithuthe"

  1. Eyh2Jee on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:56 am 

    Lmao,I feel like I’m listening to Amaza’s show *ndingubani ke?*

    I have to consult Khumbul’ekhaya first, then I’ll come back with a pile of papers full of iz’duko zam.
    I’m the first one to comment today, yeeeeey! ;)

  2. Lela on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:59 am 

    Dingu MaMtolo,Dlagamadla,Mchenge,Zulu,Mabhanekazi,Vumba lempogo liyanuka.

  3. mona lisa on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:09 am 

    Ndingu Marhoyi,uNtanzi,Dedeza,Masoka,uMzimkhulu unoNdzube.thats how far i can go.lol

  4. roselina on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:26 am 

    Nxumalo zwide kalanga mkhatshwa nkabanhle somaphunga sdinana samaphisi mthondowethusi ndwandwe wase gudunkomo, yimi ke lowo. Lve d Zulu swagg pic der lol

  5. Delight on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:36 am 

    ndinguMfene, uHlathi, uLisa, uJambase, uSanzanza kwakunye noHla’Ngomv’eweni. Mazobiw’inkomo madoda…ningandobel’aMathokazi nindobel’aMaduna ngoba aMathokazi ayanda….aMaduna akasoze ande. uMfene uzal’uHlathi, uHlathi uzal’uLisa, uLisa uzal’uJambase uJambase uzal’uHla Ngomv’eweni.

  6. phlydivaZee on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:36 am 

    NdinguMashiya,Zikode,Ngwekazi,Ngajuza,Mbanezulu .. I don’t know how the rest goes. *hides*

  7. lamarOdom on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 4:50 am 

    NdinguMiya, Gcwanini,Mja, Sbewu, iskhabakhabane esakhaba uVezi ngenyawo…

  8. Jahara on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 5:35 am 

    Batswana ba kae? lmao…wooo,ere ke founele koko,then ke tla boya ke ipoka *hangs head in shame*

    Dang! I saw that pic doin the rounds on twitter neh…the hotness…*faints*

  9. Jahara on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 5:38 am 

    Ohoo…nna ga ke ipoka ka Setswana comment ya ka ya nyamela? Kante go ipoka MaZulu fela naa? BS ke kopa o tlose comment yaka ko juvenile bin tuu…hebanna! lmao…

  10. crazydoll on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 5:53 am 

    #ScratchesHead#

  11. nan on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 5:56 am 

    Cool article and thanks for the link to the blog :)

    Mnake Ndingu Mavundle,uMabhayi,Mamsuthu,uGwaca-Gobodi,uMeva amhlophe, unyokemnyama,uBulawu baphesheya kweGqili umlambo omkhulu ongawelwa ngenyawo

  12. cherrie ka cleo on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 5:56 am 

    NdinguMadiba uyem yem ungqolomsila uvela bembhentsele….thts how far I can go nam

  13. PurpleReign on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 6:00 am 

    Ndingu Skhosana, uNovaphi, uMsi ka Mhlanga. uMntungwa, uKhabinkcenkce, uNzuza. Into esuzela etotini kuba ingafun’unukisa. uMtshana wakwa Miya, kwaGcwanini!

  14. BrownEyes on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 6:07 am 

    Mina ke nginguXhakaza,
    Genjan’ elimchilokazi.elintulizankomo
    Hlabangane,
    Hlabindoda yanyel’ ezimpandeni.
    Nongula Mshikashi,
    Nodlel’ ehlanjaneni abafokazana bedlela phansi.
    Nongalo, Nodelabantu, Skhambane, Mbhabhazane.
    Mphungane ophung’ enkomeni abanye bephunga ebantwini,
    Nina bozemb’elincwaba ngamachaphazel. didiz’ ulwandle luvume,sambulamkhonto banjengobhedu,shongololo ngabe syalidla pho sesaba imlenzelenze, Jojo,
    Wena kaNongalo ongathwali ngenkatha othwala ngomchilo wesidwaba.
    Wena kamkhono usangiwa wangiwa ngamakhosazane akwaphahlindlela.
    Wena kasbindi simnyama nempundu yaso.
    Mashayindoda inyele emphandwini, wena kaBhengu …………………..
    *nenkosi akaze yaqedwa* :)

  15. bongi on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 6:12 am 

    Mamjwara, Tika, Mazaleni, Khathithi…* thinking*..

  16. Twitter on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 6:27 am 

    I’m loving this :)

    Mna ndinguRhadebe, Mthimkhulu, iHlubikazi, Ndlebentle’zombini omashwabade :) *ndiphelele apha*

  17. lolo on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 6:51 am 

    Wow I love this! I got this let’s see

    I know ubana ndinguMadiya, ubhejula ungqolomsila umavel’ambhensele!

    I know that ndingumthembukazi! And that my great grand father impregnanated a Khoi woman named Hetti, and that he had six sons by her! I know that when the youngest son was still fed by breast, she left my grandfather and went back to her people! This accounts for my yellow skin tone, and my propensity for swearing!

  18. Russian_Duchess on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 6:55 am 

    Tjo I had to google mine, all I knew was Nyambose…

    Well thanks to the interweb I now know ukuthi ngingu
    Dingiswayo,Jobe, Nyambose, Magabadela wena lowagabadela sive sakaBulawayo, Godozi elimnyama, Magaga onsibansiba, Mfolozi Emnyama inketha baweli nabawelayo bayayiqokelela, nina bakaNhlamba kangicelani ngoba angiceli lutho lomuntu, wena okalugagane oluhlabangaphi ngoba phela lumhlaba ngale ——-, thulisa kuyozwakala,nkonyane yenkosi, hlangalezwe, Nina baka Xaba kamaDangu, kaNkomo enenekazi, izothandana nayiphi na? Izothandana neyakithi Eyengweni, Khubaze, Jobe kaKhali, maGezangelubisi lwenhlunu abanye begeza ngamanzi, Amabekankosi, Nzimezimnyama, Nina bakaGeza kaJakada, Maphoswa kubusa, Nina basezansi, Mazila Mbolwane. 

  19. coolcaz on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 6:59 am 

    I know where I come from but don’t associate myself with these as I am a child of my parents and God that it!!

  20. Cutie on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 7:03 am 

    @Twitter – tshin u r my sister. UMarhadebe, umthimkhulu, umafuzafulele, undlebe zikhanyilanga, undlebentle zombini, ihlubikazi, imfengukazi.

  21. Jahara on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 7:05 am 

    Nna ke Tlou…lmao!!! Uh well,I don’t know my clan name,just know my clan animal,elephant! Power right there!

    Shine to all of u who know ur clan names. Deathby by Khoisan descendants…*side-eyes @lolo*

  22. sxylin on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 7:14 am 

    Ahhhhhhh @russian duchess! Mamthethwa ! MaNyambose ndivuya kukwazi hehehe thanks to you I know myself ; ndingumanyambose nam’

  23. Solomon.Mahlangu on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 7:37 am 

    awu i butho lase Sandton marora,im very scared ngiyesaba. zaphela iy’ngane eGoli !

  24. BlindFold on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 7:38 am 

    Ke Mosia, Motobatsi Motho wa mantsha thebe diome, Ke Katse, Ke Tshele,

  25. Miranda on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 7:41 am 

    Just when I thought I am getting the hang of Xhosa lingo…#orders a Xhosa dictionary#

    I am yet to see Pedi men in traditional regalia…

  26. Loulou on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 7:52 am 

    I wish I understood all this stuff!
    I Googled my dad’s side because my late grandmother always spoke of Mzilankatha…
    Mncube!
    Mzilankatha!
    Nina bakwaNkomo zilal’uwaca
    Ezamadojeyana zilal’amankengana
    Mlotshwa!
    Malandel’ilanga
    Mpangazitha!
    Magosolo!
    Nina basebuhlen’obungangcakazi
    Abadl’umbilini wenkomo kungafanele
    Kwakufanel’udliwe ngabalandakazi
    Nina bakaDambuza Mthabathe
    Nina basemaNcubeni
    Enabalekel’uShaka
    Naziphons’emfuleni
    Kwakhuz’abantu banifihla
    Naphenduk’abakwaKhambule
    Nafik’eSwazini
    Naphenduk’uNkambule
    Nina baseSilutshana
    Nin’enakhelana noMbunda
    Nina bakaMaweni

  27. makasoso on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 8:19 am 

    morning all,

    mna ke ndingu mamngxongo, u mantsundu, u yem-yem, u sophitsho, u ngqolomsila, u velabembhentsele!

  28. fabulicious on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 8:20 am 

    B4 I go I jus wanna take a moment of silence for that guy who’s 4th from the left with shades. God bless him yoh!

  29. fabulicious on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 8:25 am 

    Mna ndingu maDlamini izizikazi
    Jama Ka Sijadu
    Nomane, Mtikitiki,
    Cubungulashe,
    Ndabazamthethwa, Nsukunsuku,
    Ntabuyanyuka, Sandluluba,
    Nkosi!

  30. Tebo on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 8:33 am 

    Ahh man, this so cool!! Pity some of us dont know who we are.. I could be Jesus’ younger sister for all I know..

  31. Stone on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 8:33 am 

    Ndingu maMfene, umaHlathi, uLisa, uJambase (aka Jam.Base, lol),oHla’Ngomva eweni

    Thanks for this @BS. My mom taught me to always ask umntu when you meet. Not only for manners but just in case niyazalana. Especially if it is a guy you meet, it’s considered incest if you have a thing & share a clan name.

    @Delight I see siyazalana.

  32. manny on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 8:34 am 

    #walks inn with seanmarena (blanket )on shouler ,modianywe(sesotho hat) and molamu (sesotho stick) in hand
    ..changes tone of voice-
    Ke mo hlakoana wa pholo ya disema
    maila ho ngoatheloa
    motho ya esajeng sengoatho sa maobane
    ha a ke sa ja
    ho thea meriti emenyane ya diotlwane
    ke motho wa napo ya mositwe
    ke motebang
    seteba le maroana

    HEEEEEEEE DISEMA YEEEEEE

    THATS ME
    #PULLS CHAIR AND SITS DOWN-PULLS HEINEKEN FROM UDER THE BLANKET

  33. sweetie on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 8:36 am 

    Good morning people,

    Ke le Mokwena wa Maiyane
    Ngwana wa leruo la kgomo
    Motho wa ha Motlohelwa
    Mokwena wa Maiyane
    Maila ho ngwathelwa, maja polokwe kaofela
    Batho ba sa jeng sengwathana sa maobane

  34. manny on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 8:42 am 

    @swettie
    seboko sa hao relates to mine hanyane….hmmm I wonder..does that mean I cant marry you ?

  35. Nomaha on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 8:42 am 

    Let me take a moment to recupperate(sp) those men neh are dishes and a halves.

    Mna ke ndingu Gaba, Ngqosini, Thithiba, Umnto mlambo, umathetha kanye kanti unyanisile.
    uNozinga, uCiwoshe, UMsuthu.

    Awuuuuu!!madoda!!!

  36. Tkay on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 8:48 am 

    Mina ngiwu Msani, Mtimamnde, Kunene, Majoka,Nxaba kaMbhekane owabhekana nokuhlupheka, Madl’uvalo lwengonyama abanye bedl’olwenkomo, Mthantathwa, Mnguni wasOndini, Wena kaNonqewu,
    Wena kaMgobhozi, Ntetha, Vangisa,Mageza ngobisi abanye begeza ngamanzi, Mvuna!!!

    li li li li li li li li li li, LOL

  37. switpie on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 8:51 am 

    I don’t knw who am I. And google aint helping either

  38. sweetie on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 8:53 am 

    @Manny, i see, haai no marriege for us dear, not in this life time anyway

  39. Miss H on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 8:53 am 

    Ndingu maNgxongo, Ntsundu, Yem-yem, Vela bambhenstele,Zondwa zintshaba zingenakwenzanto, Sopitsho, Madiba, Ngqolomsila, Dlomo, Ngubengcuka!

  40. Uthando on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 8:57 am 

    Shine Roselina Shina owakithi wena,

    Those brothers are so so fine mmmmhhhhhhh

  41. gudgal on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 8:59 am 

    Morning,
    Nne ndi ndou ya ha Tshivhula tshamatshokotika Mutwanamba wa u bebwa vhalwa nga mutonga a vha lamulwi, mutwanamba wa munoni.
    lovely i must say. my mom in law is teaching my hubby’s so i can pass it on to my kidos.

  42. makasoso on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:00 am 

    waves at Miss H, siyazalana*singing*

  43. promisez on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:07 am 

    Matsebula, mkholo losundvu, ngwenyama, wetinyawo letinhle…….

    goes to google the whole thing (Sinanatelo) in Swati,

  44. Sarafina on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:10 am 

    Mine ngingu Ncongwane, Masombuka. Nkwakha lebovu.
    Nceba lelincane balibalekela.
    Cophizitho ushiye tinyawo, lunga nelanga.
    Mkhon’ngoti bafokati.
    Masombuka.

  45. Smatsatsa on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:11 am 

    *As I thank google for this*

    Mina ke ngo waka Mvelase,
    Qhudeni Mvelase,
    Owavel’eNyandeni yemikhonto yakwaMabaso,
    Mvelase kaGuda,
    Ongawadl’amathibani,
    Angadl’amathibane indlala ngabe iwile,
    Mnisi wemvula ilanga libalele,
    Ngoz’ovel’eNyandeni,
    Ngoza kaMkhubukeli, kaGazi,
    Nina baseMlamlankunzi!

  46. Miss H on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:18 am 

    @makasoso, mzala! *waving*

  47. samlicious on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:24 am 

    @Nomaha ngumyeni wam lowo uGaba, Cihoshe, Mntuwomlambo, Thithiba, Msuthu! Uyathandwa bethuna lomntu inene lokwenene.

    Ndiyabuya nesam its very unique.

  48. Fluffie on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:26 am 

    Wow guys this is great hey!
    Bahle obhuti emshadweni kaFezile nemvunulo yesiZulu iyabafanele and one of them rocks up with an iPad love this! hehehehe :D

  49. popeye on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:29 am 

    Ke Mosia Motubatsi,
    Motho wa ha mantsha thebe di ome,
    Di se nna di omela mokgabo tlung,
    Di omele ka ntle mabaleng.
    Moya o hlaha kae?
    O hlaha konkong,
    Pakeng tsa mafika le majwe.
    Ke motho wa bo Tshele le Letuka,
    Ka Tshele o tshalle mang?
    O tshelle Lebajwa le Nkwanyane.

  50. Lela on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:34 am 

    The hotness that is those guys though! And you wonder why I love them Zulu. Hayi shem I love Zulu men ndiyazifela ngabo futhi nje andiziboni ndijola kolunye uhlanga. Banesphatho ababhuti bakaShaka futhi they ooze some kind of hotness that you can’t find anywhere.

  51. LadyMillion on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:46 am 

    :( i just went thru all your sdukoz and i just knew i wouldnt find anyone who shares the same as mine

  52. Monei on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:49 am 

    uhm, i shud call my dad. the only bit i know is short.i wonde rif its complete.

    Anyways, nna ke mokgatla wa mmanana, kgabo.

    before i leave, i must salute the handsomeness in those zulu men. where do they hide? they are genuinely handsome. i must get me one *lick lips and rubs hands ferociously*
    @BS, don’t you see a grown up version of Chris Brown in the dude whose fourth frm left? i thort it was him but with added weight nyana.

  53. BlindFold on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:51 am 

    Hallo popeye couzy…

  54. Bushnana on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:51 am 

    Ke Mokwena wa Mantsane a Monaheng,

    Wa Nkopane ya Mathunya.

    Kwenana-nyane kwena di a tshaba,

    Kwena ho hlapa tse potlana,

    Kwena tse kgolo di a seha feela

    Hoha!!!

  55. samlicious on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:54 am 

    Mna ke ndinguMakhebesi, uNomdayi, Inkonjane emnyama ebhabha emafini, iDikela, Noni, Ntswayibane, uNomatyala, uMamqwathi!

  56. eve on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:56 am 

    @Twitter & Cutie, sisonke mahlubi amahle! bhungane

  57. Wild Island on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:58 am 

    nna ke….
    wuuuuuuuuuuu those zulu man got me confused*fans self..daaaaaaanmmm…

  58. cherries on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 9:59 am 

    Aaah Lela, I totally feel u there, I just love my men Zulu, they are the bestest! If I were to ever marry outside my Swati tribe, it would be to a Zulu man..

    @Cutie & Twitter, we link somehow..

    Mine ngiwaka Mabuza, Mshengu Mshabalala, Mbhonca Ndlebe zikhanyilanga, Dvonga lwaMavuso waNgwane..
    Pity I was raised by my maternal grandma, hence I know her Dlamini sinanatelo better than my own..

  59. khululeka on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 10:00 am 

    Thank you fabulicious mzala :)

    Bendiphela kujama kasjadu*hides*

  60. hot.chocolate on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 10:06 am 

    Thiza wam those Zulu men!!!
    Mna ke ndingu Mamvulane, uNcilashe, umsuthukazi…

  61. Zah000 on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 10:07 am 

    death by that Chris Brown lookalike guy ne iPad! Swag

    Anyway…….. Mina ngiwuNdosi, uMagaye, Nkom’isengwa ilele, Khumbuza, Dubandlela *ululates*

  62. busidiko on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 10:12 am 

    Wow im loving this?. Cool article Brown Shuga :-)

    Mna ndinguMamWushe. iBhaca elihle. Umadlophane, uVezi, uBambathinqwene, uMjoli.

  63. RexonaABC on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 10:14 am 

    Ke Mokuena wa Mmantai wa mokheseng,
    Kuena e ntle ho feta tse ding.

  64. RexonaABC on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 10:18 am 

    @Manny, in most cases, Bakuena ba ya nyallana. I have relatives in Qwa-Qwa and Lesotho, so normally they would say kuena kueneng, mara personally, I would like to marry Sotho or Tswana guy.

  65. bongi on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 10:21 am 

    @ twitter and cutie you are related to my kids..my bhubby ngu Rhadebe..asile amadoda alapho whooooooooo…

  66. samlicious on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 10:30 am 

    Haybo Bongi ungaxoki ngomnye elunge kangaka ubhutiza hahhahaha!

  67. nela_n on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 10:33 am 

    ndingu Mpinga u Mawawa u Mbolokoqoshe u Sineka u Sendzwa u Ntomntwana ingabanoboya ifanele abadala…

  68. manny on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 10:34 am 

    @wildi hallo babe- o sharp,,,,ba blockile email bosatane ba

  69. BGT on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 10:53 am 

    MamGcina, MaXhamela, Nokwindla, Tyhopho.

  70. Eyh2Jee on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 11:07 am 

    Mamela ke mntam: Mna ke ndiNgumgcina, uxhamela,unokwindla ubukhalibu’tsolo,ncancashe,umalambelendle,into eyatya igusha zabelungu yathi ziziduli zethafa,mandinibulise ngazo zozibini ndivumeleni ndithi,imiphanda icithwa ngaba melwana, enjoy yo weekend lol

  71. sweetie on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 11:08 am 

    @RexonaABC, pls dont marry a tswana, o tlo bolaya ke tlala plus most of them di nzwere tsa bona di apere di jase believe me i kno

  72. RexonaABC on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 11:28 am 

    @Sweetie, what is nzwere? Do u mean ha ba circumsised, and tlala ya stomach or ya bedroom?

  73. shortT on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 11:37 am 

    kwaaaaaaahahahahahhahaha! Deathby @Wild Island getting confused cos of this zulu guys. Yhooo! but I also thought that guy is Chris Brown.

    I do not know my pedi clan names, and thats what they taught me ko komeng in 1995, i was too young then but i used to say it so nicely.

  74. Nomaha on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 11:48 am 

    @Samlicious skwiza loooool, I can bet you we share the same surname, all the Gaba’s I know have my surname.

  75. makasoso on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 11:52 am 

    Nomaha are u in CT?

  76. Biskiti on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 11:59 am 

    Sthakazelo what? ijakggg, nna ke Motswana, you see rona re makgowa we don’t do such**nose in the air**lol

    Just joking bagaetsho! With that said, i don’t know sethakazelo sa gaetsho, and the sad part is that my aunt is very big on those, she gaans an at weddings and stuff. We haven’t had a wedding in a while so yeah, i haven’t heard one in like 7 years.

    Does anyone have the rest of the wedding pictures tsa ga Fezile Makhanya’s wedding? I mean if aboIpad look like this, how are the women? Scratch that kana most Zulu women are on the thick side of life, stet…. But the rest of the pictures would be great please. Link anyone?

  77. Nomaha on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 11:59 am 

    Makasoso yes dear.

  78. promisez on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:01 pm 

    @ Gudgal, tshi ri mini tsha ha Tshishonga weh,

    asking for myself and ShorT’s kids lol,

    @ Cheeries and sarafina, ninjani lapho?

  79. Biskiti on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:01 pm 

    ShortT, kante basadi baya komeng le bona? What do they chop, if you don’t mind me asking?**BBM straight face (not laughing straight)**

  80. BlindFold on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:09 pm 

    @Biskiti basadi do not chop instead they stretch..

  81. thandalicious on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:09 pm 

    Nna ke Motlokoa, Tsotetsi, Sebata. That’s all i know.

  82. makasoso on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:09 pm 

    @Nomaha i have relatives ezi ngo gaba in CT(my granny ngu magaba), im not close to any of them though.. u might be one of them

  83. Soso on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:10 pm 

    Its reminds back @ primary school,it was mandatory that we must know izithakazelo zethu.

    mina ne: Mthombeni, Duma, ulwandle olungawelwa luwelwa yizikonjane, zona ezindiza phezulu. Mfazi omabele made oncelisa ngaphesheya komfula,Magagula…

  84. sxylin on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:18 pm 

    BlindFold what do they stretch!*straightface*

  85. zoesaldanah on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:18 pm 

    so far i dont see anyone that zalanas with me as well :( …
    i am…Nozulu, Mpafane, Mchumane, Tukela (owawela i Tukela river nge ntambo yesigcawu ebaleka imfazwe….lol and ndiligwala ke shame)…***stuck***lemme dial ma dad….

    i also think guy no 4 with iPad is an old version of Bizzy…
    Fezile’s arms tho, OMG…i just love a man with goood arms…

  86. RexonaABC on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:27 pm 

    @Sxylin, am not sure about Pedis, but some sotho women, they stretch the skin se attached to clit, they say when adults are in the bedroom, those two stretched parts can make K’hekhe delicious, but one does not necessarily have to go komeng, even the aunts can teach you, normally during teeange yrs. I stand to be corrected. I do not know English name for that, and I can’t write it here cos in sotho ha le monate.

  87. fingers on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:28 pm 

    Thandalicious nna le wena re ba setenane sa ha lebakeng ngoana mme, pity ha ke se tsebe kaofela seboko se sa rona. I see Basia ba mmalwanyana mona you guys le shera seboko le moo ke nyalwang.

  88. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:44 pm 

    Cherrie ka Cleo is your surname Mgudlwa, these sthakazelo’s look familiar.

  89. sxylin on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:46 pm 

    @RexonaABC are you talking about “libias” (thats the english word) the stuff that girls are taught to pull on the side of the clit?

  90. Diva on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:46 pm 

    Interesting ….mna ndigu Juta, Mencwa Ngwenduna uNtshozina Mdlangathi and yeah my surname is Nkunkwana,

  91. sweetie on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:48 pm 

    RexonaABC- i mean tlala ya ko bedroom,nzwiri ke dick.. most of them ba na le a smallernyana one le skin sa yona se feletse

  92. RexonaABC on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:50 pm 

    @Sxylin, yes, and thank you for the English name. They say they add some peri peri, that’s why they say once a white man goes black, he doesn’t return to yellow bones.

  93. RexonaABC on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:53 pm 

    @Sweetie, joweee, cheese curl nka se loke maan, two Tswanas I dated they have anacondas. I think i awlays prefer Tswanas and Sothos because of similiraty in language and culture.

  94. Nomaha on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:54 pm 

    “that’s why they say once a white man goes black, he doesn’t return to yellow bones”

    kwaaaaaaaaa!!! @RexonaABC you have just given me an idea….Loooooool! And no comment wena @Sxylin.

  95. sxylin on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:57 pm 

    Quite informative Rexona thanks hey!

  96. sxylin on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:58 pm 

    kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Nomaha usumdala ngoku u have to do it when you are still young before you start menstruation my mum tells me! but im surprised cos i know xhosas also teach their daughters all that

  97. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 12:59 pm 

    Eeeeeerrrhhh MMmmm MMmmmm, Im so excited, I just received a gift of manolo blahnik shoes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! I have always wanted these shoes and my baby pays attention*tsootsieroll* (SOrry off topic)

    Mmmmmmmm!!! those beautiful man there, Grrrrr lol

  98. sweetie on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:00 pm 

    RexonaABC – i mean really , just 1 minute is enaf , if u and nyakaza him u killed him for gud then he will say ah… babe askis ke rotile fast, next time.. he means next week

  99. gudgal on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:02 pm 

    @promiseza thi tshi divhi tsha ha Tshishonga. ndi di divhela tshetsho fhedzi.

  100. lorrelai on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:08 pm 

    ok, i”m sitting here looking for abazala, no luck.

    Mna ke ndingu Makhwayi-khwayi, Zitshi, Ncobeni, Ngxwangxwa, Mgabhisa, uMahlamb’ahlale aty’uphakama kwelanga, Inkom’ny’iny’sumlambo, Balala bebabini bavuka sebebathathu, uMbongwa, uThsanana-ka-pathsela, uNzitha uSango

    My dad though is Gxarha, Mcwerha, uMahlahlane, uHele-hele (ndiphela apha). anyone from this clan, I regard as a brother or sister.

  101. Twitter on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:08 pm 

    Wow I’m glad ndinezizalwane apha, feels good… @Bongi lol kodwa awagezi onke amadoda akwaRhadebe shem, qha awamameli anenkani kesana.

  102. BlindFold on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:10 pm 

    @Rexona ka sesotho ke Malwebe..

  103. sxylin on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:14 pm 

    Lorelai Gxarha; Mcwerha mmmmmhhhm thats my mother’s side? Do you by any chance know people from eBisho

  104. RexonaABC on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:19 pm 

    @ Nomaha, @Sxylin, let’s keep them warm hihihihi
    @Sweetie, ache one minute man, aowa ke ya taboha LOL

  105. RexonaABC on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:20 pm 

    @Blindfold, aowa ne ke sa batle ke kwale that word hihihihihih, yes you are right

  106. Monei on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:21 pm 

    YAY!!! for @ntombiyomzulu. mara o always misspell tootsie roll to read like a long tsotsi. tltltl. i guess that’s how my mind just reads it.

  107. switpie on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:38 pm 

    @gudgal ene u khwine u a divha. Promisez ri a fana. Namusi ndi fanela u thoma nda kwama zwikegulu lol

  108. fabulicious on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:46 pm 

    @monei what is that vele? Tsootsie what?

    Can we pls no xhwithisana with the guy we tablet tuu ppl ndizibonele kuqala!
    Wud love to see Fezi’s wife, just to compare her to a friend of mine who was dating him in 2005. Just to see if he raised or lowered his standards after her

  109. GeePee on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 1:46 pm 

    heeeee nela_n ungu Mpinga u Mawawa…. :-)

  110. Biskiti on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 2:01 pm 

    Fabu, the wife is quite pretty, she was Miss Earth 2010. Can’t wait for proper pictures…didn’t anyone go to the wedding?

  111. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 2:07 pm 

    Heheheheh, hhey wena Monei lol…janti how do u spell it Phela that song lalidume ngeskhathi so Studio Mix so Ispelling angsazi ok ke *doingtheSkothanaDance* lol

  112. Monei on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 2:14 pm 

    LOL! @fabu, there was a song “do the tootsie roll…tootsie roll”. (pronounced two-tsi)its one of those songs that tell u how to dance.
    hahaha@ntombi. Tootsie,not tsootsie.

  113. Monei on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 2:16 pm 

    Hey Xhosa peeps in Jozi upto midrand, do y’all know of good xhosa-speaking churches around? ideally Anglican? my poor colleague who moved frm Cpt is not having luck and duznt want to church in english.

  114. lorrelai on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 2:19 pm 

    no Sxylin, unfortunately I don’t.

  115. lorrelai on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 2:19 pm 

    I change my gravatar, & this is what I get!

  116. shortT on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 2:37 pm 

    People dont believe me when i say they didnt touch my vjayjay ko komeng, but then again, i was still young maybe they did.

    But i remeber some of the things, its just some cultural practices, dances, songs, you are naked the whole June winter and they just teach you to stand pain, like they would wip us at the back with a long stick just for the fun of it, we walked in a certain way. But we are not allowed to share the things that are happening ko komeng with people who didnt go.

  117. MiniAyeye on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 2:38 pm 

    shem sweetie o na le problem e serious ka BaTswana shem, your comments nje always have negativity le bone, e le gore o batla eng ko bone? ba go nyobile and left you neh…

  118. Monei on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 2:46 pm 

    @miniayeye, nyaa- ngwana wa batho o jewa ke go re dikwae tse di mo kgotlhileng ne di sa molekanele/di se monate. bad sex or disatisfaction can do that to ppl. o tla nna strong.

  119. BlindFold on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 2:47 pm 

    @shortT.. is your vjayjay like normal or different from other or most people??

  120. samlicious on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 3:10 pm 

    @Ntombi Yomzulu Usabambe umyeni womntu? nguye lo ukuthengele izihlangu?

    @Nomaha my skwiza we might know each other iKapa lincinci.

  121. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 3:15 pm 

    @Samlicious lets just say iboyfriend yami singayibeki ngokuthi umyeni womtu sana

  122. sxylin on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 3:27 pm 

    kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @Ntombiyomzulu ngumyeni womntu nje! Unjani ubaba kaSpox #hides# uk’phethe kahle lapho ukuthengela ngisho neManolos yoh wena la Mrs uzomshaya ngeFacebrick mani

  123. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 3:35 pm 

    Ubaba kaSpox heheheheheheh ave ngizoniphoxa shem ngeboyfriend yami!!! Lol

  124. samlicious on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 3:39 pm 

    Hayi wena @Sexylin uzoqumbisa uNtombiYomzulu. Girl I was just asking course the last time you mentioned him ibingathi you are letting him go.

  125. sxylin on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 3:42 pm 

    kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ntombi yomzulu ngiyadlala nana! Mara leyo eyeletting go cha ayikho shem! kummandi ukwamukela iManolos ngeke esaphindela emva untombi loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

  126. Miranda on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 4:11 pm 

    @ShortT, o bolotje ka naa? Can I take a guess ya gore o tswa from the south side of Polokwane (That’s if you are from Limpopo)….banyana ba ko North a nke ba bolla gape.

    I also went to komeng ka 1999, Dec…la ndiaang letsatsi?? And they did nothing to my vjayjay. They also told us that we ain’t supposed to share about what happened there, bare we going to go crazy if we do….I put them to test, ka botsa chomi tsaka ge ke boa.Mara gee nna I can’t remember anything we did besides the singing…that one nje, i still sing the songs even today,Le ko mmerekong ke no kgona go di sukela, okeree ba maketse.LOL.

  127. Miranda on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 4:11 pm 

    North of Polokwane

  128. Rethabile on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 4:56 pm 

    Zulu swag!! They just look proper….

  129. Fab Tee on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 5:47 pm 

    YAY@BGT and H2G…nam ndingumMgcinakazi uXhamela uNokwindla uNcancashe,uTyhopho,mgadlume,malambayendle

  130. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 6:10 pm 

    Hehehehehhe, ay after leTLC yalately neManolo angaz ngath ngisazowenza lamarole play ngeke sengzoba ipolicewoman now

  131. Maka-Khanya on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 10:43 pm 

    Lona ngu Madlomo uSophitsho uYem Yem vela bembhentsele uZondwa Gando Mkina
    li li li li li li liiiiiiiiiiii

  132. Maka-Khanya on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 10:46 pm 

    Lona ngu Madlomo uSophitsho Ngqolomsila uYem Yem vela bembhentsele uZondwa Gando Mkina
    li li li li li li liiiiiiiiiiii

  133. Maroro on Fri, 1st Jun 2012 11:35 pm 

    Zulu, Mchenge, Mabhanekazi, Mamtolo ,Mfingo, Vumba lempongo liyanuka, Dlangamandla. Ndim ke lowo.

  134. cherries on Sat, 2nd Jun 2012 12:42 am 

    Hey @Promisez *waves*!! Lol, wena @Ntombi yomzulu angikuboni umshiya anytime soon shem lobhuti, but hey forbidden things are the most enticing angikusoli…

  135. Ntombi Yomzulu on Sat, 2nd Jun 2012 8:54 am 

    Inkinga cherries undiphethe kakuhle sana how does one leave such happiness though? But ke I do need another ndoda shame

  136. Cinnabon on Sat, 2nd Jun 2012 10:03 am 

    Mna ndingu MaMsimanga, maMthwa, noThabizolo, noNkosi, noNdindane, noNyel’encenceni, Songo..!
    Thank you Nxuba, Rhudulu..!

  137. Babyluv on Sat, 2nd Jun 2012 5:59 pm 

    Lol ayi ngeke, ndyanithanda maan. Hai maan Bongi oorhadebe tht ive met r nyc n banesiphatho my friend is involvd wt 1 of thm. @zoe my mom n 2 of closest frnds moms is nozulu, mchumane mpafana. Mna ndili mpondomise-kazi ndingu nqana, umdande …….

  138. cherries on Sat, 2nd Jun 2012 9:58 pm 

    Haha @Ntombi yomzulu, I’m definitely not jusging u hey.. I’m also in a somewhat simillar situation and for now it suits me fine so I’m keeping at it..

  139. Nerlee on Sat, 2nd Jun 2012 10:29 pm 

    Mna ndingu MamCwerha omhle uMadlongothi!

  140. Pana on Sun, 3rd Jun 2012 6:14 pm 

    I just have to add hle,
    Ke Motaung wa Rathulo Mphethe; thulo le tholwana ba thulang masapo a dikgomo tsa Mphethe. Lekolokotwane la Makwabasia.

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