Anything Goes

July 20, 2012 by Brown Shuga

Hope it’s been a great week. I’m finished….

Anything Goes

This week ma baby showed us the middle finger, she was like look. Mna my eyes popped n i tried to figure if she knws what it means so i asked where she saw it from n she had the guilt look n didt want to tell so i had no choice but to pull out the belt n tell her never to do that again. Manje i feel so bad like what if she really didnt know.

Im so broke church mouse has nothing on me. I never knew uba imoto iyahamba nge prayer until today. Tjo ukhula kunzima!

inURdreams on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:20 am

Hayi shem Lela ube right sisi, prayer makes anything happen. Lol wena Bumbum usile maan, let the poor man tap that ass. For Christ sake he paid for it in cash or in cows..so allow him tu!Happy friday guys as I attempt to sleep for the 100th time.

Nerlee on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:48 am

Can’t stand whatsapp, I mean anyone and everyone with your number is your contact!!

My anything goes, that “Lesbian” blog is really shocking, its like every 2nd person is ‘Les’ Shame I do believe yonke lento yiFashion nje edlulayo.

LadyMillion on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:09 am

@bee just keep the bottles wethu…offer them to ur next guests or something
@bumbum haha bowufuna enze njani..phela thats his cake
@lela she most probably saw it somewhere and has no clue what it means, haha ustrict maahn.kutheni ubungaqali um’WARNISHE (xhonglish) ke atleast

soul sista on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 5:50 am

Happy Friday y’all!

I might miss the Anthony Hamilton concert because of work I just want to cry over a loud speaker so that the whole world can hear me

Tltltl, Whatsapp @Bee??

zolile on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 6:30 am

Whooo, bum bum gal, I’d rather he jumps my bones ubusuku ne mini, yazi the last time a guy said that to me I let him be,till I found out it was my kuku he was fasting from so he cud jump the bones of some guy from my complex(chocolate box). So ngithuka kabi wen a man says that.

bongi on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 6:32 am

Its gonna be a long day, forgot my spectacles and i cant work without them. @ lela she saw isenziwa shame, owam uthuka nge afrikaans, which is worse shame, worse thina bazali bakhe sithuka ngesixhosa..shame abantwana they pick up this things from outside..

Babyluv on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 6:33 am

Its friday!!! I have an interview today (crossing fingers). @bumbum having sex doesnt make you old, its the not having it thats going 2 make you age fast, so mnike mnike mnike mnike. @lela how old is your daughter?

Wild Island on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 6:42 am

Morning
Hau Bee keep some for your future guests(ushayekile na uthengsutjwala??) How was madam’s birthday?

Mina its gonna be a sad Sat#my cousin was petrol-bombed last sunday so ksasa yi funeral

*karman lol

snapshot on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 6:54 am

@Bee whatsapp nc nc I hate that thing. I only have it cos ppl keep on asking me
@Bumz mnike mnike mnike
@Lela waze wayishaya ingane ingazi lutho
@Zolile What? Whooo share phela nana its friday we allowed to indulge on a bit of mgosi
The one going for interview- gud luck dear

My anything goes is that, I love my job. I’m the happiest employee ever, even though I woke day n nyt I still love it. Earliest I knock off is 6pm get home watch Gen then off to work. I don’t need a bed partner, I’ve got my books to keep me company

LadyMillion on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 7:04 am

@babyluv…that job is yours,all u need to do is show up
@zolile LOL @him fasting ur cake…how did u find out

lwandie on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 7:29 am

Happy days !! Got a close up view of the olympic torch in my hood yesterday,amazing moment in history!…hope an African nation will host it one day.

@Wild Island awe sorry about your cousin,wow petrol bomb thats such a violent and cruel death

@ Soulsista I feel your tears I love Anthony Hamilton to bits.

@Lela there is not a lot a child learns from a beating,maybe tell them why their action is wrong and why you dont want to see them do it again-and if they repeat it then scale up the punishment…*myopinion*

PoohBear on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 7:35 am

I’m fuming shame. My cuz who stays with me temporarily, izolo wasiphekela inxavunxavu shame, iRice with no salt elimanzi nje, chicken steew or curry that was so tasteless. I’ve had it shame, today I tell her she has to move out, I mean I can’t keep telling a 27 year old to act like an adult. She’s older than me mara ingqondo nje akayisebenzisi. She was home the whole day ushluleka nje ukuyothenga usawoti. I’m so annoyed. Enjoy your week bloggers.

slindoe on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 7:40 am

@Bum bum sex actually makes u younger so myekele adle ikhekhe lakhe bakithi. Goodluck to the one who’s going on an interview,owakho lomsebenzi just go and let them know.

My A.G
Why is it that when you’re single everyone around u is in a relationship n happy too,ai mina I’m lonely yazi there’s not even anyone shelaring me,7months of sexual deprivation can’t be healthy ne!

slindoe on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 7:44 am

@PoohBear yoh cha your cuz uyeyisa nje n she did it on purpose cs spices do hv salt vele awu the whole day uhlulwa ukpheka istew/curry esidlekayo nje,akahambe shem akanambulelo

PoohBear on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 7:47 am

@Slindoe, I just don’t understand uba ucabanga kanjani sometimes. I’m gatvoel shame. That’s not even the worst she’s done.I just want her gone. So I can live in peace.

vigilante on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:11 am

happy friday all…

bongi on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:11 am

shame @ Poohbear theres nothing bad then coming home expecting a proper meal ube sewudla something doesnt even look like a meal..cousin is lazy shame ;mgxothe.Mine used to snack with viennas, everytime you see her – she has a vienna in her hand..like really ukutya kuduru so..

manny on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:11 am

dumelang dumelang ….
@wildy askies…
anything goes …so me and my bra decided to hook up a flat together in jozi and share coz of logistics nje..nigga drops me ka boom last minute..coz he has found new pussy…
and this chick is some rough mshoza from the rough side of soweto…and my bra is always broke..how do I tell him hes digged coz lomuntu ufuna ama tickets ka anthony -wat-wat knowing very well ukthi there is a move thats supposed to happen..
so i am back to square one flat hunting ………

another anything goes is @ey2jee saying I need a man ..like nigga wtf ? lol

manny on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:18 am

@zolile ..tell us everything …from start to finish ,,,and how was the confrontation….sits back and watches

PoohBear on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:22 am

@Bongi, it was even surprising that she got home first and cooked, she normally gets home and just sleeps. It’s really irritating ngoba mdala,

sk1 on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:23 am

Happy friday all

Ma anything goes is an article on News 24 ” How Mandela sold out blacks” yhu !!!! comments lapho enuf said

Fab Tee on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:24 am

yhu hayi nistrongo umntu agxothelwe nje urice ongenasawuti!..tjo

sweetness on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:27 am

I think i am the most saddest woman alive today!!

So mina i was worried about bf cheating, well he isn’t, but guess what, he made it clear he does not give a isht about me! he did something, and I said, hayi wena you dont care about me, then the said, if I dont care, then why are you sticking around, and I left it at that, we have not spoken since… Just did the walk of shame. Its true when they say guys can fake a whole relationship, he did it for 2 and a half years…

And now that I think about it, nigga never did, but is the most selfish person I know, and not only to me, but everyone around him, its his way or the high way. He even did that to his sister…

And this morning when I got in the car to work today, that song by the Layabouts that goes, if this how love is supposed to be, I dont want it…… was playing. How ironic… As hurt as I am, I am kinda glad its over, even though no one officially dumped the other. The dumping will sort itself out.

Neria on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:29 am

Happy Friday Guys!

Mapakisha on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:30 am

Howdy people..
I’m half awake/asleep. Police people came knocing @ my doo @ 1:30 am, I couldn’t go back to sleep after that*sigh*.

bumbum on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:33 am

@Zolile thy should love thy neighbour, so share with the man in your complex. Lol kidding.

I don’t think he’s on the downlow like that, he’s just scared of his exams that he can’t even sleep at night, poor teddy wami.

Hehehe lol @Fab Tee uyabona kodwa usegxothiwe umtanabantu because she’s not chef enough. Nci nci nci. @Poorbear have you tried sitting her down or asking her to help you with house chores (cook together)

sk1 on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:35 am

Babyluv ol the best
Wildy sorry lala
Kwaaaa @ mnike , mnike ……mara vele mnike Bumbum

PoohBear on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:37 am

LOL @Fab Tee, it’s not just that, she’s lazy doesn’t pull her weight around the house it’s getting to me shame. She came to my place asking to stay for a while whilst she was job hunting, manje usehleli akayi ndawo. And that was not what we’d agreed upon. We share my room me and her, I miss having my space. Even my room, if I don’t clean it she won’t. Izinto zokulala If I don’t wash them she won’t. I’m tired nami, bengimusiza, I feel I’ve done my part and now she has to go and find her own place. Lapho azokwenza khona umathanda and no1 will give her hustles. It’s like if something runs out endlini, if I don’t buy it she won’t. Like the salt we ran out she cud have went and bought it but she didn’t instead chose ukusiphekela inyongo nje.

Cutie on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:39 am

Morning Bloggers

My AG is as follows:

Hubby is threatening to divorce me coz I am nowadays forever tired to give him my nookie. And he’s right. I’m always tired and just not in the mood. To say my libido is low is an understatement, its dead and buried. Can you recommend some drops/stimulators etc? Once heard of a certain cream that you apply on the vaginal lips that makes you wanna ride a mic in secons non stop. Do u know what its called?

PoohBear on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:40 am

She gives me attitude when I do tell her. Ngathi ngiyamuhlukumeza or something. She’ll go on to do the exact same thing.

bumbum on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:42 am

Hau but dogs don’t age and they have a season for sex. lol

I guess I will give it to him ke but when I’m tired I’m pulling the fasting card on him too.

Bigmama on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:46 am

Nna kesa makaditse ke taba e ediragalang ko Crous household. Mara mosadi wa mosotho o bareng ke primrose o ithuta neng??? Ke kgale ntate a jola pearl, mara o santse a ntse.. Dilo tse re di dirang for madi le bophelo bo bo moonate ke mathata fela.

bongi on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:46 am

@ cutie he..he..he (sorry for laughing)..do somethng about your issue before someones volunteers to help hubby out- they you will lose him forever..

black mamba on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:47 am

hi jc family.

Have u notice that we have beautiful ladies here mo mzansi. U can go to the mall u will see them wearing nice clothes, smelling gud.
BIG UP LADIES

Bigmama on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:48 am

@cutie what’s ur email address?

zolile on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:49 am

No guys it wasn’t as dramatic as u guys want it to be. Its just that I started noticing weird behaviour 4rm my ex after the birth of Khanya our cute bundle. It went to such a point that he woudnt even be able to ‘get it up’ nd he wud say its work stuf. sumtyms I’d really want it nd hed tell me work is really hectic,he’s tired, having bad dreams/bad space, or sex isn’t everything – more along those lines. And I’d think oh this is my man and a half. Sum weeks later frend of mine tells me he saw my bf with this dude 4rm the complex having lunch at an eatery in rosebank, I wondered y cos I remember we seeing the dude at the complex nd he said to me that guy gives him the creeps! And certain signs were just there, till one day I asked what was hapening and he just confessed everything to me that hed been sleeping with this guy for 6 months nd wasn’t sure what was going on with him. Apart 4rm the anger, I felt sorry for him so we ended things amicably but he’s a dotting father to khanya which is very nice, and wev becum good frends ever since

Wild Island on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:51 am

another anything goes is @ey2jee saying I need a man ..like nigga wtf ? lol

#DEAD DEADER DEADEST….done!!!

@Pooh…have u taught her how to cook in the first place? are u sure its not itswayi elikwenza uqoshe umuntu? there mite be more underlying things u need to deal with like u miss your own space and uyacasuka nje esthubeni..FOR I TSWAI?…mina my sis is the worst cook in the whole world so ngama wknds i take over i dont even let her touch a pot of porridge(leathal chef ramsey shit)…

FunLover on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:56 am

My anything goes is the stunt pulled by rayJ izolo on twirra…ku nzima la nga phandle. I wonder yazi coz everytime there is a sex tape, the girl is the “slut” and i kinda commend kimk for rising above all that. In this instance, she stays winning over lo ray j (nett worth and all). His twitter bio is that he doesnt hang out with stars he creates them??? TJO! Yet every one of his album attempts are …simply… forgettable!

?@RayJ Lol RT @KimKardashian: Keep your life in a positive perspective. We are not defined by our pasts.

And then omunye yena uyi bamba namhlanje le wave… #sigh

Gayton McKenzie ?@G_XCON They would laugh,gossip an advertise yo mistakes like they did when Kim made a sextape, today Kim Kardashian rules an that shit is forgotten

kimmo on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:58 am

oweeeee @ zolile

Miranda on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:03 am

Cutie, you are like the first female that said they hardly in the mood for sex, mo JC mo, okare everyone is forever up for it.

B.S, when are we having an article about cooking and food…I think that is one of the few topics you have not done.

PoohBear on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:05 am

@Wildy 90% of the time i get home before they do and i always cook, weekends i cook as well. She can cook, coz the few times she has cooked, she cooked very well. This one time i went to work after work i had class, when i got back home she didn’t cook, didn’t even buy isinkwa sodwa lesi. Imagine coming back home from such a long day and still having to walk to the garage to get something to eat, and guess what she was doing when I got home sleeping, athi she’s not feeling well, told her mina ngisho kuthiwa i have bad flue i still cook or i at least make sure that there’s bread or i buy take outs for us to eat. Yena uvele afike alale nje.
I offered to help her by allowing her to stay with me, but now i do feel that i have done that and she has to find her own place now.
Maybe my irritation just comes from the fact that i miss having my bedroom to myself. I miss my Me time.

BlindFold on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:06 am

Dumelang..@Zolile tripple tjooo!

Wild Island on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:07 am

(((((HUGS SWEETNESS))))))

wuuu Zolile bandla!!

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:08 am

death by: being chased out because of salt-less Mqa-rice.
Poor @Poohbear bandla.Its so annoying when someone is not even trying.That’s hard business hey…extended family members can make our lives miserable.

@Manny,kwahahahaha,ay’maan leave that one for that day.I just had wine *side-eyes @Bee* and these terrible thoughts,with your comment that day,resulted to me saying that Ish..lol *dead* No Ofentse brada *Nigerian accent*

BlindFold on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:10 am

@Poohbear..has she found work or still looking? bathong how do you teach a 27 year old to cook?

manny on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:16 am

@EYH2JEE,,,none taken bafo….that comment had no undertones bafo,.,,,,I ma one person who believs in (live and let live)

PoohBear on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:17 am

@Blindfold yes she has found a job,

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:19 am

@POOHBear; maybe you are frustrated because you need some “you’time”,phela sharing a bedroom can be a nightmare.You can’t even masturbate ,jong!And God knows that we all need some sexual relief.

Mapakisha on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:19 am

@Poohbear, mo tebele, wao hlanyetsa kanti. Who doesn’t buy salt anale salary? Ukujwaela kabi, makahabe..

bumbum on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:20 am

@poohbear I also love my space and relatives can take you for a long rough ride ku gravel shame. We live in a 3 bed room house (hubby, me and my 4yr old godson) relatives are forever asking kuzohlala nathi and we say asinayo imbhede

vigilante on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:22 am

bumbum ngicela ukuthanda izindaba.. why u staying with your godson? haaikabi neh

manny on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:29 am

@poohbear..
maka shaye i street walk ..intanga zakhe siyadayisa e jozi …haaak

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:30 am

death by Godson!Do Black people even have those???

Azande on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:33 am

Molweni JC family

Friday is my fav day of the week neh, but just got bad news ever @work they say we wont be getting increase this year *crying* i was so looking 4ward to it although its not much but iyawenza umehluko.

there i was thinking friday the 13th was last week #EKHIHLA ESA NANDI# le ithatha ikhekhe in spoiling my fav day and my weekend Mcm.

kimmo on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:34 am

lol@eyh2jee i was gonna ask the samme question lenna!

@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:38 am

@Wildy: Condolences Baby-Gal!

@Zolile: Denial can be such a bitch. The sad thing is that there are so many in-denial brothers out there. These days Women must fast and pray in tongues for Straight Men or at least faithful ones. If you don’t fast, you might find the same situation repeating itself over and over, closet motherfucker after closet motherfucker. Go ask @Snapshot, She knows all about it.

I’m cursed w/ the least considerate relatives from both my mother’s and father’s side. I avoid them like a plaque. Only a handful are tolerable. Never be nice to relatives, because you’ll be inviting them to use you and abuse you. I keep my distance w/ many.

@Eyh2Jee: How’s my Candy-Boy doing? *wink, wink*

Bee on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:38 am

Errrr….um not sure about keeping the alcohol. I always avoid buying alcohol with my money. Look now its there lying around.

@Wildy she really enjoyed it. Everything was a surprise. I organised her friends,colleagues & few family w/t her knowledge. And it turned out 2 ths special party. Later girls&boys!

LadyMillion on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:40 am

another anything goes is @ey2jee saying I need a man ..like nigga wtf ? lol

@eyh2jee and @JG should just hook up already

manny on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:44 am

kwaaa deathby JG SAYING ASK sbani-bani kwaaaa…@JG as soon as I find the information you need ill call you ,,

PoohBear on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:44 am

Just hope she won’t go bad mouthing me back home, like my previous cousin that i helped out in 2010, after she moved out she went back home and told mina bngingamuphathi kahle. i mean i struggled to figure out how coz she was forever with her bf. But ke the past is in the past. @Ey@jee my point exactly

As for the stunt Ray J pulled on Kim K’s tweet that was very low and shallow of him.

Lela on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:49 am

My daughter is 3 n im really sorry if she didnt know nam nje bengithukile didnt know how to react.
Sorry sweetness wethu uzoba right vha!

Kusihlwa on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:52 am

Hey all, I am out of commission and in bed today. Hubby so strict since I fell pregnant Im not even allowed to make my own food,tjo. @Cutie I know what u mean about the sex drive nakimi ayibonwa shame, I just want to sleep nje.

bumbum on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 10:03 am

Lol guys not believing in godson.

Eish guys its a long story but I’m gonnaa try.

My mother had a sister who had a daughter, she passed away when the daughter was 7/8 and mom took the daughter in as her own so she is my sister. My sister now has a baby boy in ’08 while doing her grade10 and mom was daignose with cancer and passed ’09 and the young mom won’t and look after her baby so momy asked me that I take the baby boy in and I have lived with him ever since. I call him my godson because he was just sent from heaven to me not godson as in abelungu. Lol. God knows that baby filles me with joy and what saddens me is that he refuse to call his mom “momy” he’s calls her by name and me momy. Mamakhe akamfuni and the baby feels that. And the clevernes in that boys mind!

PoohBear on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 10:17 am

No man Bumbum why usis wakho angafuni umtana. But God Bless you for taking your Godson In.

asanwababe on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 10:21 am

@Sweetness, askies nana! I know the feeling honey, been there, done that.
It will be painful in the beginning but you will soon realise how much of a blessing this breakup was. You are better off without him nana. Cry as much as you can and let it out. You’ll come out stronger and one day he will realise what a bad mistake he made, but wena you’ll be happier than ever.
I’m taliking from experience.
Dedication: One day you will by Deborah Cox

Cutie on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 10:23 am

@Bigmama – its – piecutie811@gmail.com.

Mapakisha on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 10:28 am

@h2g le kimmo, I have a goddaughter..

Newkid on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 10:29 am

I’m telling you guys this boss of mine is getting on my last nerve. I wish I did not have to work. I wish I had all the money in the world so I can just stay at home and be with my kids but no I have to come in here and be insulted like this . But you know what God works in mysterious ways. He will get what is coming his way

vigilante on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 10:32 am

bumbum that’s good of you (that’s how we were raised as blacks hey, i know)…god bless yah

kimmo on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 10:43 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA@mapaks you have a WHAT??

Neria on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 10:48 am

I honestly did not see anything wrong with RayJ’s RT to KimK. He just said Lol, and we started jumping up and down about something that wasn’t there. Conspiracy theorists we are *mythoughts*

Mapakisha on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 10:50 am

goddaughter*twangs*

snapshot on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 10:56 am

@WI my deepest condolences,
@JG i have no idea what you talking about, unless you care to clarify things for me. firstly i have never dated a closeted man, u probably mistaking me for someone else. Come to think of it, im actually offended, very offended for that.
@Manny that will be the death of you shem, im dead serious.
@slindoe dont worry wena nana come be my gf ngizokuphatha kahle

sweetness on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:00 am

Yho hayi, no I am convinced this man has a short memory syndrome if that exist. Just received a text and he is planning on what we should do tonight, and comes up with suggestions *we used to try doing something different every weekend instead of partying*.

I really dont know what to say. I am at a loss of words.

Do your men also have an imaginary amnesia when it suites them??

bonitaapplebum on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:02 am

This insomnia of mine needs to come to an end, starting to look ugly now..this can’t be life! …back to work, enjoy your weekend ladies

Girlscout on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:05 am

@sweetness, most men are like that. Men don’t like dumping a woman but they’l certainly do things which will make you think that yall are no more, untill when he needs something from you then he’ll remind you that yena he never dumped you.

makasoso on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:07 am

@sweetness its either i read through your story very fast but i thought you were overreacting, i did not think what he said warranted you & him breaking up. I have used the same “phrase”(for the lack of a better word) when fighting with my man & he once said clearly you dont love me & i asked him why was he sticking around if he could see that. That didnt mean i wanted him to leave, i was just irritated that what we were arguing about made him question my love.

So i say, just let go of the anger & enjoy your night out

PoohBear on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:15 am

@Sweetness, you and ur man had an argument, u reacted he reacted. Don’t think nizohlukana coz of that. Doubt he wud have stayed with u for 2 and a half years engakuthandi futhi enganandaba. Men don’t show much emotion kodwa abekho heartless.

bongi on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:18 am

at sweetnes uyabona we woman we like to take things too serious- amadoda are like little kids sometimes they dont think before they speak- wena go back to your man. Probally he doenst even know that you dumped him

Azande on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:20 am

So i say, just let go of the anger & enjoy your night out
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@Makasoso Seconded im with u on this 1

manny on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:23 am

@snap..he e manje manny dies for laughing ..haai -freedom of speech

thandalicious on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:24 am

Morning bloggers!! Eish mina my anything goes yazi just spoiled my day, trying so much to not let it get to me.

I broke off with this ex of mine, 3 months back ne. Now today i get a call from the cousin telling me that he’s spreading the news that we broke off coz he caught me red handed cheating with some dude from church. i’m a very active member at church, and president of the youth, therefore spent most of my time with church duties, so ivele yangifanela this thing.

To think we went our separate ways nje after a 3 year relationship and this year has been the hardest, we fought over everything, then decided to call it quits. Manje word is we parted coz of me cheating, in church nogal. i took him with me to church from time to time, i mean can i do that mara.

Why tell lies about me, i dont get it.

Anyways, happy friday!!

sweetness on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:26 am

*sigh* Maybe you guys are right, but we were not in speaking terms lately, and even admitted to be in his own little box, and no planning on getting out soon. Then I said, so you are warm in that box, and leave n the cold outside. Then he says, hawu, why are you standing there, go to a warm place..

Maybe the fact that no one dumped the other is the problem here, cos mna I have dumped him in my mind.

Appeal to all guys, please show a little bit more emotion, its too burry confusing trying to understand you at times

LadyMillion on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:30 am

@sweetness, most men dont read much into things, thina we analyse every little thing and stay mad, no make that plan on staying mad forever. i’ll have a fight with my man, a few hours later he will call and chat about other things as if nothing happened.. ndibe mna ndi-hold(e) on to the anger all along

He didnt really mean what he said, or wena nje u came up to ur own conclusions..ezingekho.

LadyMillion on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:34 am

hawu, why are you standing there, go to a warm place..

heheh usile kodwa yo man

Wild Island on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:43 am

((hugs bum bum)))..welcome to our #greatexpectations-team:)

PoohBear on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:44 am

Me on the other hand hayi kunzima okwami, went to visit my bf over the weekend, we had fun Saturday and part of Sunday until 2 hours before i left for my place. Umuntu wamane washintsha nje wabanda wangakhuluma. TJO ngamane ngazihambela. let’s just say I’ve been given the Frozen shoulder for the whole week, no calls, no smses, no emails, when i tried calling him on Monday he didn’t pick up, clearly he was ignoring my calls, ukuthi ngoneni nami angazi.

My friend uthi uMawengane uyamloya lmao, hayi shame angfuni nokwazi. I think I’m throwing in the towel; I cannot be dating a drama queen shame. This guy either has issues or usaba ukungiDumpa ngoba sengiyambhora, i mean he must just say this is life, people get dumped all the time, it sure won’t be my first time getting dumped you know. But ke ngizomenzela iFavor and just end it on his behalf shame.

Wild Island on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:51 am

isile le ou yakho..so u mean anything abayisho kithi we must not take it to the heart?….what if he ment the whole thing? uits a stupid statement to say ukuthi if ur not happy why are u here…as if ur doing me a favor….sweetness as much as ur raising another issue ukuthi this is how he answeres u then abe ne amnesia i say thats kak sisi…so meaning nawe u must use the same language ke when it comes to him and umtjele thats how he speaks to u…Respect goes both ways#angis-bayi lestory sokuthi man think after bakhuluma…tsek if they can respect their mothers what gives them a right ukuthi kuwe kuyashelela?..#no wonder kesajole akenyake masepa ..

#thanks for the condolences guys

vigilante on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:52 am

its funny how we as woman always jumps to conclusions and then sigijime siba dumpe and then sisale sikhala futhi,,, Poohbear relaxer nana

Newkid on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:52 am

My boyfriend is off sick since tuesday. And the last time I spoke to him was on wednesday. Yesterday his phone was off the whole day and today it is still off and I’m sitting here what if he passed away and nobody told me. Then I phoned his office just to get an idea if he is still with us or not. I suppose his family would have phoned the office to let them know if he had passed on hey. They just said he is off sick should be back on Monday. Anyway I’m just worried.

simple on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 11:53 am

i went out with my girlfriends last night to celebrate my birthday! I got drunk for the 1st time in my 33yrs damn it was awesome but not doing it again

Fab Tee on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:02 pm

lol @simple why not again if it was awesome!?

vigilante on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:03 pm

lol @newkid whats with drama today tjo… ladies yall need to calm down, i mean wacabanga ukufa of all things hehehehe amen

kimmo on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:04 pm

bathong newkid, whats wrong with him to really psass away, why dont you go to his place to check on him

Girlscout on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:06 pm

Hau @newkid, if ur man is sick then shudn’t u be nursing him back to health??? or just go to his place and bring him some food, maybe he’s bedridden and can’t even move, or worse maybe someone else is taking care of him while u busy worrying, go to his place,if u know where he stays.

Wild Island on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:07 pm

tjo Simple…pls dont ask for a friend request from me….or else..u’l have AA on speed dial #Happy belated BD

sweetness on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:11 pm

Mina I am just answering his questions thats all… Honestly speaking, I actually dont like him much after this, cos the answers I got from him, are heart stopping. I will go for that free supper and movie, I always wanted to go to that restaurant.

But he will not be touching, smelling, looking, or even think about my nookie!!

Gomolemo on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:15 pm

My anything goes: My best friend is leaving for Australia next week and we are having a little dinner farewell party at Sakhumzi eOrlando tonite. I cant wait, im going to miss her shem!

makasoso on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:16 pm

But he will not be touching, smelling, looking, or even think about my nookie!!
– LMAO YOU LIE, ofcoz he will think about it!

LadyMillion on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:20 pm

I SAY GO TO HIS PLACE!

bongi on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:24 pm

@newkid go to his place nana..but becareful ke sisi ngoba there might be another lady there…i mean to be sick to the extent that yu dont even send an sms to give yur gal updates about your day..haibo

simple on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:34 pm

@Fab Tee because my chest was on fire and kuyimanje am kak tired,i think one of my friends ucishe afane nawe @ wild she kept on saying phuza wena and i even smoked that pipe thing, dont what is it called ended up goofed as well

Gomolemo on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:35 pm

On other news, Jackie Selebi was released on Parole today. You jus gotta love mzansi!!

sweetness on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:41 pm

@Makasoso okay, he maybe he will think about it, but he aint getting none!!

I am actually super annoyed!!

Thase on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:45 pm

Hello all, condolences @ wildy. @Gomolemo where in Aussie is she moving to?

Botshelo on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:45 pm

@Gomo I knew but did not expect it so soon O_O

vigilante on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:46 pm

sweetness mina if i were i woudlnt go, but then again maybe that’s y im single, nje im saying,,, uyaphi mawudinike kanjena.. i would take time to calm down and then maybe see him masewu right,,,

Gomolemo on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:49 pm

@Thase, i dont know dear, i dont think she knows herself. She is going to join her husband there. Waitse@Botshelo its too soon really, they shouldn’t have convicted him mos!!

manny on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 12:59 pm

hanekel gomza nna neke tlo tswa tabeng tsa bo SELEBI..@gomza o sharp ?
are you from soweto….? sakhumzi has delicious food ….and le peple that go there ,,,udults tse imametseng

Bee on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 1:01 pm

@Thando, shem your boyfriend is a looser love. Is he bitter or what?mhhhhhh…. Maybe if you were just a church member it would mean that much hey. But now most people knw you. Eish I honestly don’t knw what 2 say. He just tarnished your reputation. Just pray about it you know Lord will give you ukukhululeka entliziyweni, IF U DIDN CHEAT KE PHOFU THAT IS.

Newkid on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 1:17 pm

Ladies – He stays far from me. He is based in Pretoria and I’m in Joburg. I usually see him on weekends so I’ll go there afterwork today. Hopefully he is not bedridden. He had flu and then He started complaining about backpain and I literally forced him to go the doctor on Tuesday and then He was booked off. The doctor said his a ngenwe a makhasa. Don’t know how that happens. I’m having so much drama today I do not even know what I did wrong. This day must just end already. Labour experts please help – Can I be forced to serve notice – I actually thinking of resigning today – I cannot take this place anymore

Newkid on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 1:18 pm

I meant his bones a ngenwe a makhasa

Sips187 on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 1:18 pm

@ Newkid, i hate to break it to you dear but there is another woman in his life who is talking care of him. Amadoda ayatetema uma egula & want that extra attention from their lady. If its not you, someone is doing that job, unless he lives at his mama’s house. Haai shem, go to his place but prepare to find another madam there, ufike umgudluze nawe uthi sekuyi turn yakho

phix on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 1:20 pm

so many men problems today damn!!

Eyh2Jee on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 1:23 pm

@JG: I’m doing great man howzit bwooi?
@LadyMillion:ngathi ungumdibanisi omdala,hahahaa,soon,we taking things slow,lol.Gotcha get permission from gf,phela JG gives me creeps ,lol.I might end’up doing some things…*side-eyes JG’s pick*
Hay now I understand the story behing *Godson* enksosi.

phix on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 1:24 pm

@Newkid Pretoria is not even an hour away. If you were worried you could have gone there on Tuesday already. That man is busy with something shame.

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Eyh2Jee on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 1:32 pm

by the way: who are peeps in that Picture JG?lol…internet pic?

Azande on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 1:41 pm

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Cutie on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 1:44 pm

@JG – I asked a debt related question a few weeks back but I dout you saw it.
Please help with the following :

My couz is currently unemployed because she has a judgement under her name. And the judgement seem to be the reason of her unemployment. Obviously she can’t afford to pay it off. Does it get removed after a certain number of years even if its unpaid? or is it for life?

keka on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 1:49 pm

life is so unfair yazi, baby father lost his job 2months ago n nw I’m left nomthwalo wothenga izonto zomntana hlobo endiFrustrated ngakhona…if kukho iVacany yeIT in Cpt pls help a friend

snapshot on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 1:56 pm

@Wildy no wonder kesajole akenyake masepa kwaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ungibulele

Amadoda will drive u guys crazy, so much time and details that u give them, u give them part of your lives nc nc nc- maybe i’ve never been in love like u have been in love.

Guys im thinking of starting a new business- anyone wanna join me. I know a lot of high flyers- i don’t mean BEEs but your MP type- some of them have sugar diabetes but some can still perform i hope. So they get bored when they fly around and it just crossed my mind that i can actually have decend good looking ladies to entertain them, i mean if you have to entertain 5 in a month and for a night you get 2000 that’s lucrative, more than the heartache that this poor niggas is giving you. If you interested you know where to get me.

snapshot on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:02 pm

@Keka lets start from A here. default judgment is valid for 3 full years, however what normally happens is, you enter into a credit agreement today, after 2 years you start failing to service that debt, your get reminders to pay your debt, phone calls etc, before the expiry of that 3 yrs-ur creditor gets a DJ against you, after two yrs of unsuccesful collection, they sell the book debt to NMP debt collectors, those guys will try to trace until they find you, lets say after 5years, by law that debt has prescribed but you are still obligated to pay it cos it will remain showing on your name. However, i must point out that, ITC sometimes remove that information against your name, it has happened to a lot of people but i always advise people not to rely on that. If its a credit card, forget- your will need to ge the DJ reversed- forgot the legal term #need to go back to school#

Mapakisha on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:06 pm

Big PIMPING @snapshot, hehehe!! following in Barbz footsteps i see.

kimmo on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:09 pm

lol @snapshot, thats really a good business idea, mara wena what will be your commision, or the MP’S will pay you service fee???

@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:10 pm

@Cutie: A judgment will remain until it’s been paid off. The longer it stays active, the longer the cousins misery will remain.

@Snapshot: Shen Sweetie wami I got you confused w/ someone else earlier on. Apologies neh! Now you are beginning to worry my arse. Why would a born-Again believer like you open up an escort agency??? Escort Agencies are easy to operate though. But wena & the Red Light district… Haibo???

BlindFold on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:16 pm

@Newkid..Pretoria is far from Jo’burg? you must be kidding u zo thathelwa indoda if not already taken.

Babyluv on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:18 pm

Finali the family of BDs wife have spoken

Sips187 on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:31 pm

oh and he’s my anything goes:
zinto ezisekude ukushintsha:
1. Othisha ngeke ubahlukanise nenqwaba yezikweletu no Tupperware
2. Ojele namazinyo egolide and cheating
3. Osisi abasebenza esalon ngokuthanda izindaba nokupanswa amashangane
4. Amaphoyisa ngokuthanda izintombi ebe engondli!
5. Abasebenzi base home affairs, ukuthanda utshwala,ukuqhenya,nokubothoka
6. Onesi, ukushima nokuqoma izingane ezincane bajabulele nokuthi ziyabashaya
7. Politicians, ukweba namacala angapheli 8. Obhuti basemasalon nobungqingili
9. Amasecurity: inkani nokuzenza amaphoyisa angempela ayalithanda nepeni awahlukani nalo
10.SA’s Musicians awufuni ukudlala umasingcwabisane baba inkinga yomphakathi mase befile 11. Auditors nama accountants: izibuko zamehlo nobungoqo
12. Mtn call center: ey abazi lutho lababantu angazi baqashwa kanjani, ubani uma unenkinga bonke bathi khipha I battery uyibuyisele after 5 minutes nx
13. Izingane ezisebenza kwa Woolworths: zinhle zifana nokudla kwakhona.

Sips187 on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:32 pm

Disclaimer: I am not the author of this

kimmo on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:36 pm

@sips some of us cant read zulu

Sips187 on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:38 pm

haai askies shem Kimmo, one day is one day nne :*

MinaNawe on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:42 pm

Happy Friday everyone!!!!
@Sips: I disagree with the second part of #11 – i am not ungoqo…quite the opposite in fact.

kimmo on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:43 pm

lol how conformforting!!!!!

manny on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:44 pm

@Sips -Onesi, ukushima nokuqoma izingane ezincane bajabulele nokuthi ziyabashaya

jizas

Shandu on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:48 pm

Deathby @Sips list hahahahahaha

Monei on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:49 pm

yuuu! my zulu reading sounds so bad in my head-what more out loud.

okay, what’s this:
ukushima
nobungoqo
izintombi ebe engondli
nobungqingili

PoohBear on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:55 pm

Cha nami angvumi kuNumber 11 shame, angsiye ungoqo futhi angizifaki iybuko. Lmao, @ osisi baseKFC

PoohBear on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:57 pm

Abekho osisi baseKFC kuleList, *i confused it with the list I got*

Shandu on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 2:58 pm

Monei o kae nana

Ukushima – abanantombi
Ngoqo – stingy
izntombi ebe engondli – pay maintenance
Ubungqingili – gay

I tried

kimmo on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:04 pm

shandu you not helping le wena moes

Sips187 on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:07 pm

MinaNawe & PoohBear, can I send my banking details just to prove ukuthi y’all are not like that * straight face*
KFC, where?????

Shandu on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:08 pm

Kimmo i tried hehehehe

snapshot on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:12 pm

@JG its ok dear,@kimmo lets just say-i will own the business and still do the actual work, but do u think God will punish me for that, eish ngisenkingeni ke makunjalo. The reason it crossed my mind kuthi everyday i meet and make friends with this people and manje i might ngena e palamende and vele i will have access from u president to i youth league, when im rich ningamangali lol

@sips i tried reading ur list i just got confused ngavele ngayeka. hau kuthiwa sekuyashayiswa njalo, to think i don’t want to go home yoooo………ngiyahlala la

PoohBear on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:13 pm

@Sips hahahahahaha funny, 8.Abase KFC- ukuzitshela ngathi basebenza ema office the list I got had this as no8.

dejane on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:16 pm

Yho, i can’t eat properly mo mosebetsing without this one guy ALWAYS putting his fingers in my food. When he sees a luch box, he’ll ask “what’s for lunch?” then he helps himself to my move. I’m the type that can’t say no Now when i see him approaching my desk, I just close my food or put it under my desk quickly, yho ai can’t deal. Yena when it’s pay he’ll order something eat ko di koneng. But a week after payday he’ll come to a colleague and I after re rekile dijo and say “whoo re ja neng”

Azande on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:21 pm

12. Mtn call center: ey abazi lutho lababantu angazi baqashwa kanjani, ubani uma unenkinga bonke bathi khipha I battery uyibuyisele after 5 minutes nx
13. Izingane ezisebenza kwa Woolworths: zinhle zifana nokudla kwakhona.
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kwaaaaaa DEAD LOL

Sips187 on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:21 pm

Hhawu Snapshot, udidwa yini, I thought you were Zulu *confused*

sweetness on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:21 pm

So every time I see a “straight”guys in really tight skinny jeans, and the package is almost nowhere to be seen, I have 4 random thoughts;
1. Is it that small
2. How does the girlfriend deal with the bf’s small package?
3. does he also have to do the “sleep on the bed and girlfriend pull from the bottom”.
4. is it not uncomfortable when he has a hard on, and his package has no space to stretch?

#IamBored

Jahara on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:24 pm

Hi everyone! Hope you had a great week,& enjoy your weekend.

Lol @sips list. Haha…#11… Well,the thing is auditors aren’t really rolling in money,shem they earn way less than they should be earning…don’t be fooled by their serious professional looks intimidating you in your offices,they earn peanuts. So they aren’t really stingy,they just can’t afford to splurge on their hard earned peanuts.

Uhm…once again,enjoy your weekend guys. Be safe!

Monei on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:25 pm

hello Shandu *waves* I’m good thnx. how r u? did u go for blind coffee last wk vele?

ya, i’m with kimmo esp abt the first one, i.e. abanantombi?

but thnx for trying.

Shandu on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:36 pm

LOL @Monei ukushima – I dont know ke nami

No we didn’t – doing dinner next week

snapshot on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:41 pm

@sips lol u saw my name and thot im zulu hawe ma!!!!!!!!! i can’t read zulu dear especially those long sentences full of zzzz nope can’t subject my self to that.

so where’s @Sxylin vele today?

who wants to go out on a drinking spree starting from now- sengishayisile and don’t wanna go home

Soso on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:47 pm

Hi everyone! *waves*

“and even admitted to be in his own little box, and no planning on getting out soon. Then I said, so you are warm in that box, and leave n the cold outside. Then he says, hawu, why are you standing there, go to a warm place.. “««« Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *my first laugh 4 the day*
@ Sweetness your ex 2 be doesn’t have amnesia niks ,he meant what he said about not caring,etc… People tend to say the truth how they feel when they are angry..

MinaNawe on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 3:49 pm

@Jahara: Tru dat lol…. 3 years of slavery during articles – i dont know how ppl continue with auditing after that??

Azande on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 4:24 pm

Hawu Bubu Mazibuko and Themba(Ranthumeng) break up hawu yazi i loved them together bantu.

dejane on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 4:30 pm

@Snap i feel like one right now… where in jozi are you?

snapshot on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 5:14 pm

@Dejane I was in braamfontein at the time now went to my place, nobody responded so I thot bloggers have decided to join @Lela bayeke ukusela LOL, where u, next tym I’m calling u we painting jhb namaphethelo red

dejane on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 6:00 pm

I work in Sandton. I feel like um’groovo nje and good music good, and of course lots of booze. Next time then

Babyluv on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 6:09 pm

@sweetness isile lendoda yakho shame(ur in cape town ryt?), he wants that nookie and thats he wants to take you out, kuyabanda, he needs a talking blanket. Kwaaaa Sips that list

Babyluv on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 6:44 pm

Guys can we please make this TT trend on twitter *asking for a friend* #TeamLuvokaLelo

Babyluv on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 6:52 pm

Guys can we please make this TT trend on twitter *asking for a friend* #TeamLuvokaLelo

kamzababy on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 8:03 pm

Hahaahhaaaa Babyluv wamo rata Luvo neh? Ene omo ratela le Lelo neh? Bra Luvo otlaba strong

snapshot on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:01 pm

@Dejane yaz I felt like that minus booze. We must def do it

bumbum on Fri, 20th Jul 2012 9:36 pm

(((Wildy))) hugs hugs

I was almost hijacked guys tjo. Let me sleep mybe I was dreaming. Hope I can have a minor amnesia so I can forget this night!

miss sam on Sat, 21st Jul 2012 1:38 am

@bumbum,are u okay?wat happened *big hug*

Babyluv on Sat, 21st Jul 2012 2:03 am

Lol @kamza yes, i want Lelo to go out with him on a date(s) and then *coughs* blog about it

Bootylicious on Sat, 21st Jul 2012 8:35 am

@Snapshort wat do u mean by entertaining this men?? Heheheheheh give me ur email address

bumbum on Sat, 21st Jul 2012 8:45 am

@miss sam I’m ok G still in shick though. I’ll be fine

Loulou on Sat, 21st Jul 2012 10:00 am

@snapshot e-mail address please. I am under so much financial strain, I will do it…you’re not a pimp mos?

Fab Tee on Sat, 21st Jul 2012 10:26 am

tjo @bumbum,thats hectic hey,askies nana,glad u fine though!,what happened and how did u get away if you dont mind me asking?

Mathaz on Sat, 21st Jul 2012 10:52 am

Happy Saturday

@bumbum,glad u safe,where was this and what time was it?

snapshot on Sat, 21st Jul 2012 4:42 pm

@Booty I mean entertain them according to their choice of entertainment. @Loulou please re-read the Ad and tell me once uve made ur decision. You must not be working or atleast not weekends

bumbum on Sat, 21st Jul 2012 7:07 pm

@Mathaz and Fab Tee, it was last night early yaze robot was red when I stopped I realised that the car next to me was being hijacked (same car as mine) so I hit the red robbot and I ran. dudes took that car and then they ran after me with two cars. I know God was on the stering cause I don’t know how did I end up in the police station hooting like a mad woman.

Nthoentle on Sat, 21st Jul 2012 8:02 pm

OMG @bum-bum-where was that? Glad you are safe nana! Yo

@Snapshot-you must be careful nana, there’s a lot of women who do that around JHB hey. I know quiet a few but I can’t name them,lol. They tried to recruit my sister, nna when she told me she met these girls and there’s always Naija men buying them Dom P and VIP @all clubs I told her I smell a rat. The one gal is 28, a “student” living in Lonehill and is also a model. LoL. She ended up putting 2 and 2 together and ditched them. My sis is so naïve shem, thinks everyone is a good person. I always tell her ke Jozi mo!

fabulicious on Sat, 21st Jul 2012 10:55 pm

@babyluv who’s Luvo????????
Yazi I went on twitter and searched for that # tag and it took me to @bra_luvo….he’s so VULGAR that guy wtf? WTF is he?

Oh Snappy snappy I’ve been so busy

snapshot on Sun, 22nd Jul 2012 12:56 am

@Fabu the important thing is u back
@Nthoenthle give ur sister a warm klap- she must wake up, I don’t want Nigers boys in my team

snapshot on Sun, 22nd Jul 2012 1:06 am

@Bumz sorry dear thank God u safe. Last weekend I was waiting for a friend in crn Jeep & Harrison. After 30m a white volvo stops at the robot, a guys walks straight into the driver’s side driver drove off, he (guy) wanders the street. I think O-O he’s gonna come to me. I just left the car n ran for my life. Went to another building told security & just stayed there until my lady friend came out

snapshot on Sun, 22nd Jul 2012 1:14 am

Nilele Ohho

Ohk, yaz I’ve got a stalker on fb. A good one though. This other kideo. From the day I accepted her I sensed trouble. Nana loves me so much, she calls me sisi, that time I don’t know her, never heard her name before. I wonder who does she think I am. I’ve blocked a handful for that, esp inbox users I hate inbox/wall writing. I hate direct messages shem, weird ne but I can’t bring myself to block her she’s so sweet

Wild Island on Sun, 22nd Jul 2012 8:32 am

Heee lere kemang ojelang batho di skhaftni kommerekong? Ake omo kenyetse di laxer otlabaka !!!

@snap I jozi inabo tsotsi I was amazed batjontje I Porche cayenne e Benmore I was like WTF? Hee glad u guys r safe*happy sunday

snapshot on Sun, 22nd Jul 2012 8:56 am

@Wildy Porsche tjo!!!!! Bayisaphi cos they don’t steal unless there’s a buyer. Who wants a hot porsche probably nigerians lol @MisTee no offense dear awubuye nawe bangakakubulali bakufaka ma drugs

Bootylicious on Sun, 22nd Jul 2012 10:48 am

@Snappy pls give me ur email address, I know someone who is interested but they are struggling to register here on JC

Miss T on Sun, 22nd Jul 2012 7:11 pm

Lol @Snappy. 2more dayz luv. I’ve already packed. I’m now just watchin da clock tick.

Eyh2Jee on Sun, 22nd Jul 2012 7:33 pm

tjo!@BabyLuv: your lips are wet and HOT babe!!!

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