Anything Gossip Goes

July 6, 2012 by Brown Shuga

Interesting week we’ve had in entertainment. The BET Awards and the much talked about Whitney Houston tribute were on everyone’s lips until Frank Ocean decide to announce he’s gay over an emotional and heart wrenching letter. Read HERE.

Bonang and ~~her mini loaf~~ Euphonik appeared in court this week. According to Sowetan, he’s charged with domestic violence, housebreaking, assault with intent to do grievous bodily harm, and malicious damage to property. Story.

How things change… sad that they have to end their relationship running to and from court. They’ll be running back there again later this month, hopefully this will get sorted soon so Bonang can finally talk. The way we are waiting… if this was America she’d already be getting offers for the exclusive. Or maybe she has been getting the calls. I mean, if Jub Jub and Kelly Khumalo can get paid R50 000 for their story…..

Not to make light of the situation but how much do you think this story is worth?

Anyway, this is ANYTHING GOES so let’s hear what got you going TJO this week!

See you at the Vodacom Durban July and look out for this horse

This is a three metre horse sculpture assembled enitrely from recycled cellphones at the Greyville racecourse and it will be will be exhbited for the duration of the Vodacom Durban July and afterwards will be moved to Vodacom World in Mindrand. The sculpture was created by an eight man design team and took over two months to produce using more than 1500 discarded cellphones which were sourced from Vodacom stores. The sculpture will be iilluminated by solar powered lights at night.

I’ll be sure to take a pic next to it to prove I was there heheheh.

Happy Friday

Blackmamba he is paying lobola so that he can have full custody of the kid. If he paid damages only the kid could remain with the mother ‘s family. AmaZulu do that even if the mother is still alive, you can break up with the mother but pay lobola for the kid, and you have full custody of the ngane. I assume might be the case with your friend

@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 6:42 am

@BlackMamba: Bro there’s nothing odd w/ what your buddy is expected to do. In most cultural groupings, it’s customary for a father to ‘give dowry’ or ‘marry’ his children so that He can have full custody of the children. Even if their mother is alive and/or married to someone else.

Sizwe is like a blocked toilet, wa bhora!

@Wildy: My gals are ready. Don’t worry I know where he leaves and what he drives via our common friends. Should I go through w/ the hit or what?

True-self on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 6:50 am

Hehehe BS “anything gossip goes” please take note bloggers *sideeyesblackmamba*
Dj Sbu tweets are also boring maybe cause I am not interested in tennis, so I just ignore them. Maybe u should unfollow him until wimbledon ends?

Fezzy on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 6:50 am

What made me go tjo is this review about Dineo’s Diary. Hayibo this guy. He sounds like he has personal issues with Dineo. I for one think that the show was good, maybe Im biased cos I love Dineo.
http://teeveetee.blogspot.com/2012/07/review-dineos-diary-on-vuzu-with-dineo.html

Deathby Sizwe being like a blocked toilet. Does he have a galfriend? Please let him be not gay. I have nothing against our gay brothers but amadoda awasekho stru, by the time my 5yr old starts dating, I think she will be forced to date gals ngoba azobe engasekho amadoda.

bumbum on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 6:56 am

my anyting is waking up to some strange sounds kanti uhubby is busy cleaning the house in the middle of the night. Kwaaaaa insomia idlala ngaye shame

True-self on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 7:05 am

Hehehe anything gossip goes, take note bloggers *sideeyesblackmamba*
Kwaaa @sizwe being a blocked toilet tjo! Bonang tweeted: ’twas to big, to wide, didn’t fit! I just don’t think Bonang will talk yaz, hope am wrong.

elegnamis on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 7:10 am

I actually thought the chick is “the horse to look out for” eish! Blogging from a phone…

bumbum on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 7:17 am

We will wait for this Bon-Euph saga to unfold. Lol @ scratched mini loaf.

Kwaaa @ Sizwe being a blocked toilet, maybe he’s opening up his closet slowly kwazibani. Oh nkosi aphela amadoda!

Nerlee on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 7:20 am

McIntosh Polela_My father, my monster, life is really not a bed of roses.

Babyluv on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 7:30 am

Happy friday!!! Can L-tido come out of the closet. Yes? No? Maybe? I was lost yesterday when Fistaz tweeted about hs inyanga. The B and Mini loaf saga needs to end. *starts praying* Lord can you please make sure SIZWE DHLOMO is not gay, even if he is gay can he stay in the closet. Ndiyamthanda lamfana

BlindFold on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 7:49 am

Kwaaaak @bumbum’s hubby cleaning at night..

True-self on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 7:59 am

hehehe @Aything Gossip goes, take note bloggers #sideeyesblackmamba. kwaaaa @ this —–>Sizwe is like a blocked toilet, wa bhora!
Bonang tweeted: twas too big, too wide, it didnt fit……#is this miniloaf maybe, yes, no?

Lady Zee on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:05 am

My anything goes dis week is my cousin who was realeased from prison this week after a million years…he was in for murder and wants to come visit me this weekend!!!OOOH Jehova,the way im so scared of him??#prays in tongues#

bumbum on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:07 am

@Nerlee huh?

bumbum on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:09 am

@LadyZee let’s hope ushintshile neh

sweetie on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:10 am

kwaaaaaaaaa @ Ladyzee, shame he misses u maan

LacocM on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:12 am

Ohh Nerlee I cried ndifunda lo ncwadi, its sad tjoo.

Miss Thang on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:15 am

#Dineo’sDiary i think the 1st episode was OK nothing wow about it,i love Dineo but i still think BIOF/4Eva young take the cup. so when Dineo goes to meeting’s the boyfie stays there? i sumhow think he wants to shine on D’s shine o apara le di floral shirt LOL.

Happy Weekend.

Lady Zee on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:15 am

Tjoo @bumbum le @sweetie??that guy has anger issues.He killed his then gf’s brother in law(makes sense?),so nje imagine he asks me something and i refuse??

Jellytot on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:17 am

I hope euphonic goes for some anger management course. That guy is not normal.
Sizwe is not gay, he is just selective in choosing girls, I hear he is dating poppy. I personally think he should date jena Dover, she like chocolate

sweetie on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:17 am

@lady zee , haaaaaaaaa…so did u tel him to come see u?

sweetness on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:20 am

Morning bloggers *waves*, cant wait to spend the day with you guys!!

Miranda on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:20 am

@LadyZee, call other 10 cousins of yours,then let him come then cook lunch.

bumbum on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:26 am

@LadyZee hai I would be un available shame.

Kwaaaaa @Mirada with the 10 Cousins

Lady Zee on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:31 am

No @sweetie,i told him im going somewhere..i feel bad because if the tables were turned i would want to be welcomed with open arms but nje,ai.
@Miranda,almost everyone in our family wrote him off because he once had a fight with this other inmate and he (the inmate)died from his injuries,which is why he was behind bars for a million instead of a thousnad years,lol.

Nandisile on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:33 am

@trueself Re: bonang – no she was talking to DoritoesOvaHoes, who said jokingly that she butchered his original tweet, so she replied with that ‘too big, too wide’. I doubt anything abt Euphonik is big.

Noance on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:33 am

Happy Friday!!!

Yazi my boss is trying to ruin my weekend! anyways…..

@LadyZee I would also be scared shame, take him out to lunch in a very public space where you will not be alone with him. Mina I’ve learnt not to be too trusting shame. Cousin or no cousin, rehabilitation or not!

Mini loaf and B are starting to bore me now. Gate closed or open, just jump the gate or call it a day.

sweetness on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:34 am

Back in varsity I dated an abusive guy. He had/has major anger issues. Then I was introduced the the term “short man syndrome” as he was a short guy… I think maybe Euphonik surfers from this…

Noance on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:34 am

@Sweetness *waves* How u doing?

Noance on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:36 am

@Sweetness Mini loaf sufferes from a lot of things shame! His think o kaka ama gold bar thats the problem. No B thought o kaka ama gold bar until she didnt close the gate!!!

lolington kwaaa on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:46 am

The Frank Lwandle story is somehow sad

Anyway it’s Friday for most of you so ENJOY!!

mamabearlove on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:49 am

Mornings!!! Hahahahaa! @ scratch mini loaf, poor froggie wabantu! That tweet about’closing the gate behind you’ was hella funny. We are all waiting for the drama to unfold, something tell Euphonza might be innocent yaz.B* was dumped she must just deal and move on nje. MOER!!! Fizstas is out for revenge. Pearl thusi better watch her back, kushubile. Last night Queen B* and Sizwe dlomo went out for dinner. His B* next victim. B* is a grasshopper! :’D

Kusihlwa on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:52 am

Sho @LadyZee, how many is a million year and cant make an excuse to wriggle yourself out of having him visit?

mamabearlove on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:00 am

@Fezzy. I also watched Dineos Dairy. I loved it ! Its perfction:) Bravo for mam’daddy. *claps* Mara I don’t trust her BOY FRIEND!! His shaddy nje, I just don’t trust him at all.( Only time will tell) Hay’ that guy no no no!!!. An already famous & established celebrity + i still wanna to be famous\ struggling marapper = ? You do the math!

bongi on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:03 am

@ noance come one mani damn im laughing so hard and here i was complaininng that i dont want to talk coz im sick..now im lol @ until she didnt close the gate..

folksister on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:03 am

@Ladyzee I would be so scared if I was you. Remember that girl who was murdered last year by an ex convict, Mpho forgot her surname (she used to read news on yfm and then went to capricon fm).Apparently dude was her bf, she slit her throat and brutally killed her.So nje I would advise you have people around when he comes through.

folksister on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:06 am

@ Ladyzee just remembe
red her surname Melato. Mpho Melato

True-self on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:07 am

@Nandisile ohk thank u. @mamabearlove they actually look cute together, i hope they hook up. I also don’t think B will open up about this even after the trial. I missed dineo’s reality show, anyone knows when is the repeat? is Dineo dating @blaklez. BIOF season2 starts next week sat *ithink cant wait, i enjoyed season 1 hope it doesn’t disappoint.

dejane on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:16 am

@Nerlee ba re McIntosh is queer. speaking of which, someone I know followed him on twitter. Hao all of sudden brother man is asking for her numbers, asking her out for dinner. He was so persistent. *smh*

Beautiful-Butterfly on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:17 am

Things that makes me go TJO- the Dineo’s Diary review. Hawu- kante what does this guy hate so much about Dineo that he rudely disses her like that? He has nothing good to say about that show.

I watched it and thought it was okay nje- nothing wow, but it has only been one episode and will definetely watch the second one.

Jahara on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:17 am

*as I close the gate behind me*
Morning bloggers!

I watch too much horror movies neh…so I couldn’t help but imagine @LadyZee’s cousin doing bad things to her…eish! For how long are u gonna ignore him @LadyZ? Maybe that advice about inviting 10 other cousins over is not so bad.

@Joneigh now I’m curious about u & @wildy’s plan. Ur girls are ready,u know him,should u go ahead with the hit… Are u talking about @wildy’s ex-hubby? Yoh bathong…what do u wanna do to the poor soul? I know @wildy said she wanna go burn his home…ao bathong,@wildy just let go tlhe,tuu.

Hehehe…but I was just curious last weekend so I asked boo to go show me the furniture shops at Tram Shed…haha,he wanted to know why I wanna see them so I made up a story that a friend told me there’s elegant furniture there. Needless to say,he took me there. But instead of looking at furniture I kept looking at the men inside,wondering who could be @wildy’s ex-hubby…haha. So boo could see that I wasn’t interested in furniture..haha,I had to disguise it & pretend I love this mirror,so he paid for it. Its now sticking out like a sore thumb in my lounge,I don’t know how to get rid of it!

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:20 am

Usenjeni Lady Zee, if ever he comes to visit make sure its not just the two of you, have other people in the house as well.

Im so bored at work guys, i really need a good job, I work for a very good company with nice perks but I feel ukuthi ichallenge nje ayisekho. They are retrenching because the projects are delayed and its so tense nje. I dont think I want to behere anymore. Im so bored shame. Im thinking of reopening my business that failed but Im still so scared and something keeps holding me back and boyfried and thinks I should and he will invest in it but he wants to read my business plan first.

I have a good mind of just writing my resignation letter yazi. Angsathandi shame but ngyasaba what if things dont work out again on the business.

Monei on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:24 am

mornings e’rbody!!! *waves to JC fam*

can sum1 pls explain the pearlt thusi in custody thing. i saw it a bit in daily sun but never managed to read it.

kwaaaa@jahara’s snooping.

dejane on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:28 am

Kwaaaahahahahaha *falls off the bed* death by “no B thought u kaka ama gold bar until she didn’t close the gate.. Lmao Noance you’re special hey.

Just read an article by Jozi Insider from the related/suggested articles from back then. JI wrote about Penny and the twar between Euphonic and ‘The Gabi’ tjo I have never laughed that much. JI called Euphonza ‘tampon sized’ deaaathhhh.

Someone actually asked if Mini loaf had dumped Swazi when he busy with bo Aurelia le bo B..

Bathong so Aurelia dated Dj Sphectacular?! Tjo.

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:33 am

@ntombi what kind of business did you have?

Noance on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:34 am

@NtombiYomzulu I would say we are in the ocean but not same boat! I want to leave this job, the salary is crap and so are the benefits and u work like a slave for nothing. And its not a nice company either.

My mouth waters when I think of the day, I will be writing my resignation letter.

Fezzy on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:36 am

@NtombiYomzulu I think we working for the same company. If only finding another job wasnt this hard. Ive had it with this place.

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:42 am

@noace and ntombi lol i feel the same way, i dont know how many times i wanted to resign last week, i always ask myself what am i really doing here, am scared to stay home and i dont know how it will be like to work @ hubby’s other companies cause clearluy ill be working with him and i dont want to stay home aswel cause my helpers will suffocate me.

Kusihlwa on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:45 am

@kimmo, why dont you start your own thing on the side and ask hubby to help you with funding?

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:52 am

i did kusi and he said okay, but now i still want to know what i wanna do, honestly ebile for now the problem is not me making money, is just me having something to do? i wanna have time to be with my son cause right now i dont spend time with him as much as i want to…

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:52 am

@ Kimmo Bridal and Evening wear designing and manufacturing. I started this business at a very young age and had clients and it was really successful until the tragedy of Recession. I still get people asking me to design but I just give away my clients because of work and studies. I still have my eqipment at storage Im actually glad I didnt sell it yazi. A part of me feels ready and the other says not yet girl

nomnyamazana on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:53 am

Hey Blogger you guys don’t know how goes it feels to finally be able to share my opinion phela silent blogging is no walk in the park

Moving on, the guy reviewing Dineo’s Diary why is he sooo harsh bathong? If I didn’t know better I’d say they have some unfinished business

Lady Zee on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:56 am

@Kusihlwa,i dont know how but ill definately work my way out of it.@Jahara,the 10 cousins are out,like i said,everyone wrote him off,my mom doesnt even wanna hear a thing about him and she doesnt even know that i have been communicating with him.
Come to think of it,i had also written him off until he invited me on FB,yes fb,in prison.So nje,im just sceptical.
eish @folksister,you are not helping with the Mpho Melato story .
Ai,enough with my return soldier cousin…

@Ntombiyomzulu,i feel you cause im the same boat as well,but for me the money is good,so i WILL stay.

Kusihlwa on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 9:56 am

@kimmo, you are very lucky…I would give anything to be able to be stay at home mom and finish a book that I have been working on for years.

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:03 am

ntombi why dont you try restart it before you leave work and see howe it goes?
@kkusi lol le teng is not easy when you used to waking up in the morning, for me when i was on leave i wasnt know weather i want to come back to work or not, the reason i came back was to really make sure i dont to , but clearly now i know i dont want to be here and unfotunatly hubby doesnt want me to look for another job.

Nandisile on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:08 am

I don’t like Euphonik, but am wondering what it is that is making the guy so confident about this? If he really did assault her, and is behaving like it’s a joke, he must be some kind of psycho! The whole story is weird.

kamzababy on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:09 am

i was just telling my friends the other day about my situation. same as Noance.. they all feel the same way shem. i think the only way one will finally be happy if u start your own thing but its best to do it on the side until you are 100% sure gore u will survive on your own.

Mapakisha on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:13 am

Such a heartbreaking end to that letter Franky, damn!!

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:14 am

hheeeeeeeee…hai halelebale stru kamo

Dumelang..@JG..aaaaaaag leave him he’s not worth it..yo wena u gave me a fright stru..
@Jahara ao hle askisi love..take it back ke

Kebokae lightning kana?..i wanna strike himm off his motor bike ..he has gone and done thee stupidest thing a parent can ever do…oh i found out if he dies nje..im inheriting everything as we are still lised as married heeee…*waiting patiently to sing lefu lahae letlomphidisa strong..

#so mad everyone la e ofisini went to the DBJ tjoooooooo..mxnm

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:16 am

lol@ wildy, do people still sell lightning kwaaaaa

Nthoentle on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:16 am

@Nthombi Yomzulu – I have been trying to sell my wedding dress. Is there anyone who wants to buy a dress now? Its from Lady Marmalade, size 8. Holla

Jahara on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:23 am

kwaaahahahaha….
@wildy! Lightning? Hehehe…woooo
Dead!

DexterSUPERIOR on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:27 am

Thinus doesn’t have any unfinished business with Dineo Ranaka. He’s a TV critic. It’s his profession to be candid about crappy tv shows. The guy really knows his television. I respect him a lot.

sxylin on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:28 am

hahahahaaha Kimmo how many helpers do you have; me and Nthoenlte were dicussing the need for more than one nanny if you have a housekeeper already;
There is a cousin of mine who had twin boys and she came to visit the babies had one nanny each and yena he was just carrying her handbag; i just couldnt help but laugh yazi !

At Noance wena you are special; B thought ukaka amaGold bar till she forgot to close the gate kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:29 am

@Kimmo thats what Im trying to do now to start and over while Im still working which is also difficult nje because how on earth am I going to manage my employees ngingekho. Im just revising my business plan and will take it to NYDA as well. I miss designing and making clothes shame.

Nandisile on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:31 am

To add to @DexterSuperior, maybe Thinus has done Dineo a favour, now people will flock to watch the next ep, just like they flocked to watch the plane crash that was Nonhle’s show.. Sobona..

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:31 am

lol@ wildy, do people still sell lightning kwaaaaa

Wait, people sell lightning? bayithathaphi ze bayidayise bakwethu? musani ukudala ngathi. How much is it?

@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:32 am

@Wildy: I think it might be too late to pull back as the plan is at an advanced stage. The gals are pros. Here’s an alternative. Forget lightening, there’s this thing that’s similar to tladimothoana. It’s called sjerejere(sp). It’s a root plant(segwere) similar to an onion. When you peel it, it releases smoke that suffocates the victim. From what I’ve heard you chew the thing facing east early in the morning and say the name of the victim. The smoke will travel across the seas until it strikes the person in the head. I know a lady that specialises in sjerejere(sp) from Lehurutshe(Zeerust) called Maboni Maota. It costs around +- boma-5K. It’s highly effective than tladimothoana(sp). It does the job instantly. The victim will fall on the ground and people will think it’s a stroke kinda thing.

Shandu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:32 am

Bathong!!! Widly hehehehe

Lenna I’ve had it with this place. I keep thinking about that day I will hand in my resignation letter and I’d tell them not to bother with their farewell party nyana yabo nxa.

Hello Fezzy my love

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:34 am

@ONE STRIKE KE WINA LOTTO INSTANTLY HEEEEEEEEE …heeee yazi#seriousface

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:34 am

McIntosh Polela_My father, my monster, life is really not a bed of roses.

@Nerlee… was listening to him talk about it on Metro…also wanna read it

Alexis on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:34 am

Lmao.. Deathby Mindrand! #Scrolls up & reads comments.

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:37 am

@sxylin, i have 2, but one is not full time she will be when i have baby no 2 , i want to just hold my handbag lenna
ntombi try and see if it works, after all you love designing!

WTeeZ on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:37 am

The Bonang & Euphonik mess is such a bore now, the story is stale now, we are no longer intrigued! mababophane nje.

Aurelia was dating Naves last i heard, they Euphonik,

@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:38 am

@NtombiYomZulu: I know for a fact that in Marabi(Marabastad) they sell i’stroke for R5, yes dear five rands. But the problem is that the stroke-thinga-magicka is of poor quality. It takes days/months for it to do the deed. It will only make the victim walk like Robocop for a while. I doesn’t kill at once.

Nthoentle on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:38 am

Kwaaaaaaa @Wildy! How come you guys are still legally married?

sxylin on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:42 am

JONEIGH bathong; claps 5times! i would like to think you are joking hle! Sewuloya ngoku?

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:45 am

It will only make the victim walk like Robocop for a while. I doesn’t kill at once.

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ay niyathakatha shame anginamona heheheheheheh

@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:46 am

@Wildy: If I take you to where the lady is in Zeerust, will you give me a cut of your loot??? *serious face*
Ga ke raloke kgaetjedi! *rubbing hands*

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:47 am

stroke JG????mara how do people get to mix stuff to end up as lightning or stroke?? ya neh

Fezzy on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:53 am

Hi Shandu sthandwa.
Unjani umkhuhlane?

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:53 am

JG keboloyi boo….hai leave him…
tjo #shocked for days heeeee Sjerejere? ive heard lightning starts from R5

asanwababe on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:53 am

Tjo! Seniloya manje!

Jahara on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:56 am

Hehehe…@joneigh o moloi ka nnete! Yhu! To think that there are silentbloggers who might be making arrangements to go to Zeerust & Marabi…aaaai @joneigh! Hahahaahaa

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:56 am

i can imagine with a straight face taking out R5 and saying ke kopa stroke, yhoooo some people though

asanwababe on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:58 am

@Joneigh, but R5 only? Why so cheap?
“i can imagine with a straight face taking out R5 and saying ke kopa stroke” <– kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa!

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:58 am

Yazi the way Im having a hard time believeing all these buthakathi ukuthi ziyasebenza na. Ive heard stories but can someone just tell me ukuthi useke wambona umthakathi eyothakatha live. I think lento Inzwabethi

sweetie on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:59 am

JC is the best hey, we are also learning le boloi *klaps*

Shandu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:00 am

I’m all good hun, getting there @Fezzy slowly but sure

So there’s a new guy la at work. Tall, dark chocolate. Mhle manyani. All the women in this place have changed their style of dressing because they want this guy to maybe ask them out or something.

There’s red, pink, orange lips everywhere!!! Di figure belts and all!!! Ay we shall wait and see ukuthi iphelelaphi le ndaba

Alexis on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:02 am

I went to visit my bf’s family is Mp during the April/May long weekend. And yes, I saw some inyanga thakathing live. And people were just passing there as if its normal nje. The way I was so shocked though!

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:03 am

People still wear the figure belts till today…Hhebanna!!! I remember this neighbour of mine who had umkhaba for years, the way she liked amaFigurebelts thats when I stopped wearing mine

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:04 am

Hhaaaaa Alexis, wayenzani?

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:05 am

shandu what colour lips do you have orange or pink or wena you stand out cause you plain

Alexis on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:07 am

I just asked my bf gore watsup, and he was like, they are thakating.. Eh, its normal for them to see those kinda stuff hey. So mna i just passed quickly, and didn’t even wana look at that inyanga twice, incase he does something to me.. There are people who swear by those things hey, and us who are not exposed to it are just so freaked out by it.

Jellytot on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:07 am

ever felt like you are alone, no one to talk to? there are people around but no one to talk to. hai no wonder women become bitter.

Nomaha on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:08 am

Kwaaaaaaaaaaa!! @Shandu I have a feeling nawe uzijongele, LOl!!!!

Im yet to meet someone who has thakathad a person and they got 100% results. Mna If I were to thakatha someone I would not kill the person but make them suffer nje kancinci.

@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:08 am

@SexyLin: #Kwaaaaaaaa I always attract people that end up sharing these strange things w/ me. It’s like I can make people share their darkest, deepest secrets w/o asking them to.

@kimmo: It’s called ‘African Science’ dear. It helps to know these things. Marabastad has everything.

sxylin on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:14 am

ha Alexis what was she doing?

sweetness on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:15 am

@ Alexis, where in Mpumalanga?? I am from there by the way…

On the nanny issue, so I went home for the weekend last week for some event. My sister brought her nanny, from Lesotho, with to help with the kids (eldest 17 months, youngest 5 months)… This woman is legend I tell you, so the little one is only 5months old, and she has the flue, so her nose was blocked and could hardly breathe… this woman literally sucked the mus with her mouth and swallowed!!

She never sleeps before the kids does, even though we were there to help, it was like she does not trust us with them… She would do anything for those kids…

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:16 am

going to marabastad, there is this black cat that normally comes to my yard m gonna shapa it with lighting

Alexis on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:16 am

So last year I dated this guy for about 2 months, and by the time we started, his x had just given birth to their daughter. The way she used to torture me though. Weird strange calls around 2, 3 am speaking funny and threatening me to leave her baby daddy. Whenever i close my eyes to sleep I would have the weirdest dreams ever! Damn it was a horrible experience. Me & x broke up, and only last month i told him gore what was happening, strange enough, the same ish was happening to him as well. To cut the long story short, he went to c inyanga and the dude told him gore his baby momma been thakating him so he should get back with her. Hai, mna i dont believe in those things and i refuse to believe gore those strange dreams i used to have was because of her.

Fezzy on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:18 am

@Shandu…is the guy aware of the change he has caused?

Lover28 on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:23 am

Hi Guys, been silent blogging for years… its good to be out!
I need advice:

I’m in Marketing/Brand Activation for a well known company. I’m trying to get the brand out there and i’m struggling, my mind is blank, i cant think of anything. I have a budget and the brand is not difficult to sell but i just cant come up with anything.
Part of my job is to strengthen the relationships with current clients with activities such as team building, wellness days or family days, these things have been done a thousand times, i need new and fresh ideas please!

asanwababe on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:24 am

@sweetness, ewwww. She actually swallowed? *disgusting*

Alexis on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:25 am

@Sweetness, my bf is from Belfast, i saw the inyanga at Mkhuhlu when we paid his grandma a visit.

@sxylin, she was dressed weirdly, spreading bones by the gate, speaking weirdly, and the family, including kids, was surrounding her. Shame, it was scary i tell.

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:25 am

Kimmo..dont be suprised my love..my uncle was struck by stroke on his way to durban,,he was driving the Translux bus mind-u..it was bought for R5 and he recovered but sadly he went back to his evil wife and amofelelletsa ka “mbiza” ashwaaaaa#true story…

Alexis on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:27 am

@Lover28, I have an over creative mind hey. You could tell me the little you have in mind and i can help you out.

sweetness on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:29 am

@ Alexis hmmmm Mkhuhlu… I live +-30 min drive away from there… used to party that side, and have family and friends there too…

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:29 am

Ngzothola malini Lover28 for my idea lol

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:29 am

http://bonangmatheba.com/2012/06/28/queen-b-celebrates-her-25th-birthday-in-style/….TJOOOOO…THIS WEBSITE YES ENTLE MARA KE WHAT ABOUT PPL WHO WEAR GLASSES..BAKASE BONE MOS…BAD IDEA…how come BS didnnt cover Bonang’s birthday ke?

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:30 am

McIntosh is queer

*claps hands*

sxylin on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:31 am

hhayi Lover28 stop being lazy and do your work ha!

sweetie on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:33 am

kwaaaaaaaa@ sweeetnes , but i hear nannys from lessotho ar very good with kids, my friend has one the nanny has been sleeping with the baby since it was born he s now 13 months haai no

only_child on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:33 am

JG said ±5K eseng 5 thou lol

bongi on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:34 am

@ Alexis the were you are explaining it sounds like *ebeqininisa* or *gxotha into emdaka*..to chase bad spirits aways and to qinisa indlu (insert english word)…

sucking mucus from a childs nose is normal- you are clearing the childs blocked nose, as the child cant sneese it out yet or blow his own nose yet, BUT swallowing it phew..i spit it out.

sweetness on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:37 am

@ Bongi, I can do that to my own child, not someone elses…

I am sure my sister would not do it shame, cos even changing nappies was a huge issue…

Alexis on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:39 am

@Bongi, you could be right. Just that when you attend these churches where u always see people who are possessed and all, when you see something that is out of ordinary you just think its evil nje.

@Sweetness, where? Are you from Hazyview maybe.

maphapheni on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:40 am

does anyone know why was Minnie not invited to Bonangs party? *goes back to silentville*

Mapakisha on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:41 am

@Lady Zee, my cousin just came back from prison, he was in thee for 24 years, him & I are ok. He phones to say can he come visit & I let him. Give the poor dude a 2nd chance, he needs it. Another thing is, your & your family’s rejection might just turn him back to his old ways seeing as nobody cares, so mozame shem, he will appreciate it, I know my cuz does:)

bongi on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:43 am

..at Maphapheni she was invited – but she declined as she was out of town during that weekend.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:43 am

Guys how do u tell your partner that you dont like a certain item of his clothing without dissapointing him. Tjoooo my boyfriend has this cap I hate with a passion (PaulNdlovuTypeo’Caps) and he wears it when we go out its tweed and yimbi yezwa and he looooooooooves it. How do I tell him not to wear it without ukumphoxa?

Shandu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:45 am

LOL Kimmo nna I just apply my clear gloss nje yaka Maybelline

bongi on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:46 am

@ Ntombiyomzulu…my hubby unale jersey ingathi ngeyo makhulu..like a hand knitted jersey that he bought; imbi. I told him i dont like it..wathi yena hayibo iduru nje.

Sips187 on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:49 am

@ Nthoentle try http://www.stillwhite.co.za sold my dress there & I got a good price for it.

sweetness on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:49 am

@Alexis without revealing munch, I am from Thulamahashe… eish, hate revealing myself, but what the heck…

@Ntombi Yomzulu, you dont tell him, you make it disappear…

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:50 am

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shandu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:50 am

Hehehehe @Fezzy angazi noma uyabona na but uzithulelile nje

LOL @Nomaha hhayi andimohhoyanga mna

asanwababe on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:51 am

So two months back, I get a call from this friend of mine. We had done the dance once, but just one round *side eyes Dr Dee*. So this guy believes in izinto zokuloywa. If anything goes wrong in his life he consults inyanga. So he had just consulted his nyanga and the guy told him that it was because he had slept with me. Apparently anyone who sleeps with me would have bad luck and this was done by my ex boyfriend!
Tjo, I was so scared, almost went crazy.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:53 am

Sorry Nthoentle forgot to respond to you. The places that hire our wedding gowns are always willing to buy wedding gowns luv.

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:53 am

bathong ladymillion

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:55 am

Hhhhe Bantu*claps twice* nangoke ubhut wami engsendela imessage with a pic of a snake ethi he is thinking of buying it and ayifuye. Ekhaya iselokishini mind you. Ufuna abantu bathi siyathakathake manje aphathise noMa ngenhliziyo*Mameshane* O_O

Nandisile on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:58 am

@bongi @maphapheni I saw on twitter someone asked Minnie y she’s not there @bonang’s party, she replied ‘oh i didn’t know abt it..’
??

Azande on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:58 am

@Sxylin please help and to any1 who can help– tips isoka is coming for the weekend so wanna make it 2 b unforgetable wikza, Yes *deep throat* checked Lol Phela Ive been silent blooging and i tried it, and oh boy i could tell he loved it after that *amabhakede othando* so pls ladies ngilalele

sxylin on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 11:58 am

kimmo what did Lady Million do? wena ur always sleepy thats JG’s comment mani qouted by Lady Million

sxylin on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:00 pm

azande please go to all the previous anything goes ndiyak’thanda vha but hhayi today! its Anything Gossip goes

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:00 pm

@ Sweetness he forgot it at my house this one time I took it and hid it. when he got to his house he called me with a very sore heart elibuza and I just felt for him the next day ngaphatheke kamnikazi

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:00 pm

Lover28….yini i product yakho…?

Alexis on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:01 pm

Lmao @Ntomdi your bro is boss!

@Asanwababe, these things do happen hey. That’s why we have to be careful when we sleep with people, even if he is your bf, whatever it is he does kinda does transfers to you. Apparently you make a soul connection with whoever u sleep with. Hai angazi!
Something about Soul Ties.

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:03 pm

hahahahahahahaha @sxylin, akere i told you last week hore am not sleeping well?

popeye on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:05 pm

He banna!!!people are selling di stroke.

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:06 pm

. I told him i dont like it..wathi yena hayibo iduru nje.

Kwaaa @bongi and NtombiYomzulu….. i hate it when my nf has anything on his head…so when we’re going somewhere and uthwele something…i’ll pretend as if im brushing his head whilst he is driving and put it away
He has this blazer/jacket…oh my word..i wanna dump him when he wears its so fugly and uyayithanda

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:07 pm

hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ntombi…yekela i “isolanka” lomunyumtana pls..nna my ex hubby had thee most dreadful terecota shoes..telling him didnt help so what i did was take one shoe..as i was passing emahlathini wase centurion to go to work..ngalahla esiy-one..he looked for it nami ngamfunisa..oho till today akazi ngasilahla mina..mxnm

Ms.Zie on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:07 pm

What’s CC Ravele eating le engaka?! Waze wabhamuka

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:07 pm

@Ntombi Yomzulu, you dont tell him, you make it disappear…

@Sweetness…. Now thats a plan

@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:12 pm

@LadyMillion: McIntosh Polela can’t be queer. Haibo I refuse to believe that. McIntosh & Queer don’t add up… It just doesn’t add up. *claps hands twice*

Fezzy on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:15 pm

@Ntombi..my bf has these red boxer shorts that he wears EVERYDAY to bed. Hhayi ngeke! So nje Im going to buy him new one’s and put those in the bin. HAIR AIR!!!!!!!

He had these Kurt Geiger shoes that he loved when we met, thank GAAD he stopped wearing them. Someone might have been braver than I am and told him that they look like those shoes the Zulus from Jeppe hostel love. Nkosiyami! Kahle kahle, there’s a lot I need to teach that boy with regards to fashion, yazi he just doesnt care and that time baby daddy is always looking good.

BlindFold on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:18 pm

@Ntombiyomzulu..hubby had these 3 quarter shorts and were horrible i didnt complain because if anything was to happen to them he would no that i did something, so i got i went to the garage got an acid and poured it ngasemuva and when he wore them they got torn bit by bit.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:21 pm

Wild I sland you so meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan hahahahahahahah
@ Lady Million I will try that ngempela that cap is dreadful shame. I dont think he’s ever been stylish bantu umuntu wami but akagqoki kambi futhi lol

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:22 pm

@JG…@dejane posted that its rumoured that he is…find it hard to believe also

heeh maybe i should stop..requoting

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:26 pm

Who is Mcintosh nton nton*lazy2Google*

Lover28 on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:27 pm

its a bank guys, I’m really gatvol of team buildings, family days, wellness days (if i choose those then i need exciting ideas)… Let’s say a certain company has 200 employees, i need to find exciting and innovative ways to make them excited about the bank while educating them about our services… I can’t mention the bank because they’re my client
If anyone comes with a good idea and i use it, i promise you’ll get something, we have awesome goodies that we give away to big companies like spa or holiday vouchers etc. ( not pens and ugly t-shirts)…

bongi on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:29 pm

@ nandisile i was joking mna about the Minnie’s response..

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:29 pm

hhaaaaaaa @fezzy “@Ntombi..my bf has these red boxer shorts that he wears EVERYDAY to bed” …ziyawashwa?

ADVICE:Nkosiyami! Kahle kahle, there’s a lot I need to teach that boy with regards to fashion,…DONT EVER CLEAN UP YOUR MONKEY NANA…UZOBONA SEKA HOT BESE BAYAMTHATHA..UZOZISOLA..LET HIM BE HEEEEE

Lol@Blind..nisile yoo

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:31 pm

Ngibuzile @Lover ukuthi Malini for my idea? phela manje I will be doing your job for you so how much will I be paid?

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:31 pm

Lovers…i think u need to change this too”like spa or holiday vouchers etc. ( not pens and ugly t-shirts)…

done and boring now lol
ok let me think…nna i want money for my idea$$$$ hohobe

MsMo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:33 pm

Nthoentle how much are you selling your dress for? I already know which one i want but it doesn’t hurt to shop around.

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:33 pm

oh guys my man had these briefs..SMH.. yazi im even embarrased to type this… This guy!!! i wonder wayezithengaphi

so they had something written on them la ngaphambili..
Like i didnt know whether i should laugh it off or be mad when we were about to dance

Theyre written SIKHOKHO
oh gosh i hated them..and he didnt understand what my problem was with them. Shame inoba waziwinna no grown ass man would actually buy such

sxylin on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:33 pm

so i got i went to the garage got an acid and poured it ngasemuva and when he wore them they got torn bit by bit. <—– Blindfold hahahahahaha tjo u r so mean

Nandisile on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:33 pm

@bongi lol sorry i missed the joke! Guess they just not friends, beyond being ex-colleagues..

Alexis on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:34 pm

@Lover28 though. Isn’t it what you studied for? To create super awesome wara wara to get employees excited? Goodluck dear. I already got too much on my plate, thought you were talking about your own business on the side.

kamzababy on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:34 pm

@lOVER28 give us your email ad nana.

bongi on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:35 pm

@ Fezzy haimani i always laught when you start with the line..babydady…

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:38 pm

my bf has these red boxer shorts that he wears EVERYDAY to bed” …ziyawashwa?

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Wildy you are too special though hahahahha

Alexis on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:38 pm

@Sweetness, the way my bf likes that Thulamahashe place. Planning on vacationing in Mp again around Sept this year. Will come check it out, wont meet hey. Lets not reveal identities lol.

BlindFold on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:39 pm

@sexylin you know they way like harem pants, i never complain when there is something i dont like, i deal with it. I eliminate the problem with a smile..

MsMo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:40 pm

boloyi does exist. I’ve seen my aunt collapse and die suddenly nje at a family do and doctors say it was a ‘stroke’. And this other time another aunt of mine gave my mum food to taste, she coughed after the 1st bite and shes been coughing ever since but ofcourse western doctors call it asthma #smh

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:40 pm

@alexis so you go to your BF’s home every holidays?
kwaaaaaaaa@ SIKHOKHO

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:41 pm

@ Wild Im not the one wa di Red boxers boyfriend, Im the one with the PaulNdlovuTweedCap lol

BlindFold on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:41 pm

@Ntombiyomzulu.. Mcintosh Polela is the spokesperson for the HAWKS.

kamzababy on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:42 pm

SIKHOKHO
Kwaaaaaaaaaaa

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:44 pm

Theyre written SIKHOKHO<——– Hahahahahahahah, ngifile ukuhleka today yezwa

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:45 pm

whether i should laugh
AYI*

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:46 pm

Ok thanks @BF

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:48 pm

Oooh I didnt know the name and ucute nje. Eish, amadoda ethu

Alexis on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:52 pm

@Kimmo, yes his side of the family pushes gore i should see them often, and school holidays are best as the entire family is around.

Fezzy on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:54 pm

LOL..yes @Wildy…when he washes them, he makes sure that its in the morning b4 he goes to work and they will be dry by the time he gets back.

DONT EVER CLEAN UP YOUR MONKEY NANA…UZOBONA SEKA HOT BESE BAYAMTHATHA..UZOZISOLA..LET HIM BE HEEEEE

U rite yazi…kodwa ngifuna abe muhle masihamba mos.

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:55 pm

@alexis and you still just dating nje, or you guys are serious for you to kotiza there

asanwababe on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:55 pm

@LadyMillion, kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa “SIKHOKHO”.

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:56 pm

hahahahahahahahahah fezzy are you serious?

Fezzy on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:56 pm

Uqalile wena Alexis ngokudelela. Wy uphoxa umntanabantu?

Yazo u are like this naughty cousin, it gets boring when she’s not around and when she is, I have to always call her to order.

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:57 pm

hhaaaaaaaaa…hope leskhokho sakhe esiphakathi besikwazi uku bhala sicime kwaaa..*choking now yooooh..eish

oreng wena cheri ya paulndlovu hiiiiiiiiii…

Shame MsMo…askisi

Fezzy on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 12:58 pm

Yes @kimmo uthi his late cousin bought them as a bday present.
I really need to find the late cousins grave so that I can go and give them back to him athathe lamasimba awathenga.

Alexis on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:02 pm

Lol @Fezzy, what did i do now?

@Kimmo, yes we are still just dating. We been together for many years though, i am too scared of committing, we fight a lot. Last week i threw away a ring he bought me coz i was so pissed at him after an argument.

Shandu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:05 pm

Hahahahahaha “I really need to find the late cousins grave so that I can go and give them back to him athathe lamasimba awathenga: @Fezzy you are something else really!!! hehehehehehe

Babyluv on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:07 pm

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you guys are so mean, doing such things to ur partners beloved items. *claps once* at the lightning/stroke 4 R5. Deathby undies with Sikhokho written in front

kimmo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:08 pm

bathong alexis, thats money you threw away! o batla ring from a lucky packet then youll throw it away as you please, dont do that!

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:10 pm

Bwahahahahahahah, What will my Fri8day be without Anything goes…

Heheheheh ayke on another topic I heard kuthiwa this year iEntrance Fee youikungena kwaMax Lifestyle eMlazi V.section is R1000 on Sunday after the VDJ,you get free snacks….
Ibuphi lotshwala obuphuzwa uMax????heheheheh

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:15 pm

HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FEZZY UZONGIQOSHISA EMSEBENZINI KWAAAAAAAAAAAKWAAKAKAKAKAAA
@athathe lamasimba awathenga.

Azande on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:17 pm

@Ntombi i heard nami angimazi uMax ucingantoni ever sinse aba nama bordy guard nje nakhona he doesnt need them, awantoni kanene

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:17 pm

YOO ..last time bengikwa Max ya wa i building…angisayi lapho when ever ngise durbs or i stay outside ….keng VDJ?

sk1 on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:18 pm

tjo @JohneighGALAXY™ …kwaaaaa @sjerejere

Whr is Freckles? is she still blocked

asanwababe on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:19 pm

Hahahahahahaha, Fezzy you are too much! Do the acid thing nawe. It worked for Blindfold.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:22 pm

@WI Vodacom Durban July
@ Azande unamabodyguards*clapsonce* ayke angsazi

Alexis on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:25 pm

@Kimmo, you’re right yazi. I flushed it and it didn’t go through, then i threw it into the bin. Come Monday and i saw the bins outside ready for collection. The way i was so tempted to go dig in, anyway brother wont be impessed when he finds out. My finger feels so empty.

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:27 pm

itjo…this i wanna see..imagine…for inyama nje? 1tauzen? never!!

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:32 pm

Ungafa Fiiiiii!!!!

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:34 pm

Actually WI this doesnt include inyama notshwala mind you.Its entrance +snacks heheheheh dlalile ngabantu uMax, sibanjwa inkunzi emini kaBhaaa manje

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:36 pm

hheeeee yazi,,boredom can make u chek out old stories la ku JC…
came across this one..last year july about WAGS..

?syamthandaskota on Fri, 16th Jul 2010 12:35 am

Eish…. Bonang would make a gorgeous wag mara. Not too sure about nonhle here. What do you call peasants who are sleeping with soccer players. Like me? *whistles*

hheeeeeee…uphi vele ?

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:43 pm

Snacks? as in ama nik-nentsi nama shwam shwam nama pinatsi? yini…bayophana ngama Ferrero Rocher nama M&M’s? nama caviar platters? sileeeeeee u Max…usile..siiiiisiiii

shortT on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:47 pm

My anything goes is about the BET awards, besides the Illuminati couple, Lira was quiet famous with the video camera. They kept showing her and she looked amazing sitting next to her hubby.

And the tribute to Whitney was awesome too, made me realise that Monica’s voice is still theeee voice, she blew that performance away. But i must say, the ads where longer than the show itself, it was like watching adverts with BET awards in between.

Fezzy on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:47 pm

kwaaaaa @ama nik nentsi…..sum1 pls bury me

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Fezzy on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:48 pm

ShortT ave ngibathanda abantu aba dark njengawe cos Im alos dark. Yellow bone yani vele?

Monei on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:48 pm

@wildy, thanks for the link. i really like my gal B waitse.
but can someone pls tell me what is happeneing or what shez done to her face? she looks fuller/glowing/healthier tho i dnt see any weight gain. i first noticed with the make up workshop pics (if y’all remember- i think it was clinique and it iwas in sandton, a prev jc post). then i looked at he rin destiny as well and in that green thing one cud even think shez preggers. is it the face filler bo lindsay lohan abused?

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:53 pm

#TeamBrownSkin,Whoop Whoop

Azande on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:57 pm

ShortT ave ngibathanda abantu aba dark njengawe cos Im alos dark. Yellow bone yani vele? kwaaaaaaaa LOL Fezzy *esho eyi brown skin kwayinaye*

asanwababe on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 1:59 pm

lol @Fezzy. #proudly dark skinned

Alexis on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:00 pm

Yellow Bones vs Blackberries.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:09 pm

Awuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Adoniyamanzi

Azande on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:11 pm

nawe @Ntombi yomzulu ungigabhile lyk @sxlyn

Kinky Afro on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:14 pm

That McIntosh akasabi ukushawa, uzomphinda moes umuntu wakhe….

Ms.Zie on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:15 pm

Ntombi yomzulu, think I know u. Pretty well in fact. May be wrong. Are u’re initials ZN?!

sk1 on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:16 pm

@Ntombi Yomzulu mina no bhuti wakho we can be best buddies
… i love snakes wit passion i once had a small 1 & it died uyithenga kuphi?

asanwababe on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:18 pm

Yoh, sk1, the way I’m afraid of snakes. Angifuni nokuyibona nje kutv.

BlindFold on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:20 pm

So its school holidays right..i have my sister and my brother visiting and then my sister in law as well, hubby calls and says his aunt is also coming and leaving on the 15th, i feel that there is too many people in the house already but i dont want to be nasty..this is too much for me..just wanted to vent out.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:21 pm

@Azande ngikugabhe ngani sweets?

Kinky iza nazo ngifile ukuboreka uban umuntu wakhe?

sk1 I dont know and Im not interested. All I did is phone my family to pray for him. Angeke sibe nenyoka emzini kababa

Ms.Zie no hun those arent my initials. Where you from sweety?

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:22 pm

Fana nami Asanwababe

dejane on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:23 pm

@JG I have a gay colleague, who knows a lot of prominent people that are “after nine-ers” , i trust him when he say McIntosh is queer. Ke bao le bo Frank Ocean, who would have thought?!

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:24 pm

hai nina…ngapha amakati amnyama kamo ke dinnyoka…next letlabe lere honale sale ya ditshwene ko marabastaad…haisuka lol..

@fezzy haisuka..hhaaaaaaa imagine 1tauzen? ngamane ngithi checked in kwa Max sitting ekhaya e soweto…bacalile u fb..abo checked in at OR TAMBO..oho kanti umuntu wu malambane nje..ngvele ngithi send m a pic ngbone ama elopreini ke ke ke…basile aantu..heeeeee uphi u face of porsche u sexy?tjo labuwa man..

makasoso on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:25 pm

@ Blindfold at least they’re there for the holidays, mna i live with my sister & my man’s brother. the arrangement was that they stay with us in january while looking for alternative arrangements im still waiting. dont know how to get rid of them i love them but hay i need my space, doesnt help that my hubby thinks im being unfair coz they’re students

@JohneighGALAXY™ on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:25 pm

I’ve been farting the whole day like nobodies business yazi. I think i’ve got a stomach bug or something of that nature. I keep releasing gas every 5 minutes. Thank goodness kedi-silent and I keep redirecting them to the next cubicle. My colleagues dont have a clue that kenna.

sxylin on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:26 pm

hahahaha @ungigabhile; Ntombi yomzulu i have a boyfriend for you! Are you interested hahahaha; i have a friend of mine who just started working in SA( he is from Europe) he is on a 6 months contract in and says to me he is like a lost puppy in SA he is scared to talk to SA girls because he has been told ukuba they are vultures! hahahahaha

yes? No? email?

dejane on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:29 pm

Tjo Wildy o skhokho mos, you even helped him look for the shoe lol. I know in my hood, go na le bo mme ba that sell on the side walk pavements (near the taxi rank), most sell bo african potato, le di mbiza. I once heard a very popular dj from hood had a minor stroke, apparently le yena that stroke was bought for R5, a ke re le di lightning are sold nowadays.

BlindFold on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:29 pm

@makasoso..i just cant wait for next week Friday for them to leave and i pray that when the aunt sees abanye leaving she will also pack her bags..its too much shame and hubby yena he is having so much fun and happy that they are here.

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:30 pm

That McIntosh akasabi ukushawa, uzomphinda moes umuntu wakhe….

@Kinky Afro..yaz nazo.bring them!

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:30 pm

*yiza

sxylin on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:30 pm

yohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @ face of Porsche bury me now *im dead Wildy otlo sala lengwanake ne? hahahahahahahahahaha

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:31 pm

haibo @Sexy…after 6 months uyahamba? why thina ungasifuneli?
Sis JG …otsamaya ophinyaka hohle moo…

Yo Blind..i can imagine…

Ms.Zie on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:31 pm

Originally from Pietermaritzburg, living in Jozi for the past five years, sisi.

asanwababe on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:32 pm

@JG, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

sweetness on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:33 pm

Eish, i dont know whats going on with me, I grew up brown skin like everyone in my family, but I am getting lighter by the day… I am not using anything special…

I use the sunlight green bar(dont judge, its the best thing for my face) for my face, and the Johnsonsx2 moisturiser… Now I look like I am adopted when I am with my sisters and brother…

dejane on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:35 pm

Guys a go na mgosi vele?

sxylin on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:37 pm

sweetness asazi ayeye uyableacher ur one hot caramel bone! are you short? hahahahaha angithi Wildy she can choose to move with him back to the Cold lands of Britain or she can stay back athome; hhayi khange undixelele ukuba usingle and futhi wena awuthandani nomuntu womntu; uNtombi uzobe alwisana no sisi waseJamaica so yena she has to work hard to shaya that girl ngestina

asanwababe on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:37 pm

“Ntombi yomzulu i have a boyfriend for you! Are you interested hahahaha; i have a friend of mine who just started working in SA( he is from Europe) he is on a 6 months contract in and says to me he is like a lost puppy in SA he is scared to talk to SA girls because he has been told ukuba they are vultures! hahahahaha” <— @Sxylin, nam indoda ngiyayifuna.

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:38 pm

vele ochelo…ere och? hhaaaaaaa sexy..eish bo manny batlare ke di face tsa siyaya..osele jwang wena haa*hides

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:42 pm

Interested yes very Interested you got my email neh?

sweetbabe on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:43 pm

@Nthoentle is your offer on the dress still stand, i want a wedding gown, i have one problem though i don’t know my size, last week i was size 8 this week when i went to woolies to buy few things u size 8 bungangeni, my bf says i’ve lost weight but everyone around me says ndikhuluphelele

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:50 pm

lol @ sxylin u@NtombiYomzulu uyamfunela umuntu wakhe shame…even if its only for 6 months!! LOL

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:50 pm

hau sexy”puppyface”..akere nna lenna kebatla monna shoo..#jamaica retlaebona man..letha la…esho ethuma u @Dejane e rank for “look at me only(direct translation ya zulu version)…pls tog..am tired om mzansi …lol

sxylin on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:51 pm

hahahahahaha lady million aying’ phathi kahle vele yazi; she needs a hug all thru the night kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! hhayi ntombi u are the one who needs to email me;

dejane on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:54 pm

Lol o batla “beka mina yedwa”/”sheba nna felal”? I’ll go ask for you go re ke bo kae. I’m certain e teng. Guys nna ke batla mgosi. Di kae di silent bloggers that always dish up mgosi.

Yho people are busy planning for Mandela Day here at work. There’s so much fuss around him. All day every day re ja Mandela Day for breakfast and lunch.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:56 pm

Will send you mail with my pvt email address ne!!!

dejane on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:58 pm

An extract from the Joburg Day press release: Joining PRIME CIRCLE and TOYA DELAZY on this esteemed stage, local DJ and Producer duo CRAZY WHITE BOY will be bringing their ‘African Kwaito’ and fresh style of music to this year’s crowd! Making waves with their first hit ‘Love You Better,’ which was nominated for Song of the Year at the 2011 South African Music Awards; Crazy White Boy are excited to show-off their ‘Ghetto Tech’ at the event.

LIKE WTF IS AFRICAN KWAITO? Kwaito is african as it orginated in Africa…

sxylin on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 2:59 pm

hahahaha he is not Jamaican Wildy; wena WI i want you for my brother; i need a skweeza like you! hahahahahahahaha

sk1 on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:04 pm

eish wena @asanwababe angazi i just luv them , m olways on the net reading bout diff snakes , remember that story sa 2pythons who got loose around sunninghill , beng wisha nkare nne kele daar or beta yet capture them , i knw that is dangerous bt arg!

makasoso on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:04 pm

Anything goes

I have 2 friens (lets call them Aya & Babes – not their real names of coz). Aya is a childhood friend & Babes is an ex colleauge of mine. when Aya came to visit last year i introduced them to each other & they liked each so they exchanged numbers & invited each other on facebook which was cool with me coz they were both my friends & i loved them.

Babes got engaged last december & i was under the impression that she’s only having a white wedding ceremony in 2013(that’s what she told me) as they were still saving for the wedding.

To cut a story short, Aya is in Pretoria for a business trip she visit me & she tells me Babes is getting married this September and she has been asked to be one of her 7 bridesmaids. The way i was so shocked I could not even hide how hurt i was i never realised they were that close. I do not mind not being asked to be a bridesmaid, im just shocked that i was not told of the wedding date.

Should i confront Babes or should i just wait for her to say something?

makasoso on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:05 pm

im sorry guys for the boring essay! ddnt realise it would be that long

shortT on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:07 pm

@dejane last year’s Jo’burg day was nice, am going this year too. whoooop cant wait to rub shoulders with white people. last year we were sitting next to this rude white family yhuuuuuuuu! ba rude nyani.

shortT on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:08 pm

Oh @Fezzy thanks, i am brown like that, and following you on twitter too… thats if you are @fezzyt on twitter.

sk1 on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:13 pm

@Sxylin nami bo ngifunele

Nosmilo on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:16 pm

Lol Dejane you’ve been asking for mgosi solo niks, I guess celebs have been behaving.
So vele did TJ from the reps really get it on with Fezokuhle? I hope not!! Phela that chick is hot for dayys… I mean who would cheat on Sphe? He looks like he would never hurt a fly

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:20 pm

Sxylin, you got mail nana

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:23 pm

@makasoso.. no dont ask her hun.myekele nje but i can imagine how ur feeling.my own cousin just had me as a guest njeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee at her wedding when we grew up saying we’d be each others maid of honor,besiclose shame…kwaaaaaaaaaaaa i just got an invite like the rest of her guests nothing speshiyal *shrugs*

Neria on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:24 pm

Nandisile, maybe they are not friends like that, i mean i know there are some people i work with that i will not be inviting to my wedding, not because we dont get along but cos we dont socialise outside the office like that. If i am not hanging out with you on weekends, then we are not close enough for some personal stuff…#thinkingoutloud

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:25 pm

Hawu mara naye uBabes..i mean its July manje..why hasnt she told u yet

amyoli on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:27 pm

Babes doesnt want you at her wedding for some reason. ask her what qhups. tshin, banjani kanti abantu?

Shandu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:28 pm

@makasoso askies hle bathong, I can imagine o feel jwang! But I agree le LadyMillion, don’t ask her, just let her be..

Lady Zee on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:28 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA askies @makasoso darli.O tlaba strong!!Dont ask,what you dont know wont hurt you…imagine just now she tells you she doesnt think your presence is neccessary at her wedding?

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:29 pm

Tjo Makasoso thula uthi tu cos maybe uzoba yi maid of honor yabo….
@sexy mmmmm serious.”esho e blasha-i know blacks dont blush cos ii’l be navy blue”.oreng na..skwiza saka man…okae abuti? kemang kana?..motlise hle..kemontle skawara eish ..nginoku shelelwa yilimi sometimes…#ketla e tshwara hantle stru i promise ask manny le snap le lela le pakzin le bongi le nomaha..Sweet swet somebody me:)…how old,profile nyana,greatexpectation nyana?…lol

hai Dejane..kebomang bao pele?

Miss T on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:31 pm

@Makasoso, don’t ask questions luv & don go 2da wedding. Its obvious you’re not wanted there.

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:31 pm

Besides mna i wouldnt want to be at somebodys “special” day engafuni ndibekhona… amane adineka apha when our eyes meet..shame uBabes wabantu…ungafosti @makasoso

Miranda on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:32 pm

@ sk1, and nou? o rata dinoga? you want us to be scared of you neh?………..oh wait, are you non-black? Snakes bite and snakes are associated with witchcraft in the black community, on the other hand, non-blacks see them as slippery soft pets….

@ Makasoso….. bona, keeeeeeeeeeeep quiet, serve it to her like she gave it to you.

Kinky Afro on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:33 pm

Nothing out of the ordinary, just T was fed up with his (McIntosh) nonsense at some point e be a mo trapa.

You know when people tell you go re, don’t sink yourself into this one he ain’t worth you time typa thing, maar coz wena o sele you decide err’body cray. Next thing you take the man & child in e be a go dira setlaela during the people. Plus ke dead beat dad, well that’s if he hasn’t matured yet.

dejane on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:34 pm

Lol @Wildy ke artist tsa mo mzansi. Toya delazy ke stlogolo sa Mangosuthu Buthelezi.

Anyone know why Fezzy is ‘famous’ apart from the fact that she dated Tibz? Ba neng abo ‘famous by association here in Jhb’.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:36 pm

Makasoso I think you should confront her and tell her how you feel sana you got nothing to loose

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:39 pm

oh i read about her somewhere…kana what did u say about her..*lazy to scroll up…didnt understand then nor will do now..*longs for a cold huntersdry…

Asksisi wena makasoso asimlaye sambe siye kwa Max…i’l go to african bank just for entrancefee…hai i cant get over this issue tjo!!!!

sxylin on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:39 pm

hahaha Wildy eish wena i have to truly concentrate to read your comment mara ok i heard you he is older and omunhle shem odula ko kwaaaa over the seas

Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:40 pm

No you guys I think she should ask her, I will tell you why….If uou dont ask her you wont know, what if Aya said something about you kuBabes and maybe she hasnt asked you or you did something that she didnt like. You will never know sweets.Mina ikuthi angilali endleleni bengizohlala efonini ngimbuze shem

makasoso on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:43 pm

thanks ladies, i guess i should keep quiet

Tjo Makasoso thula uthi tu cos maybe uzoba yi maid of honor yabo…. – LMAO

dejane on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:44 pm

*nengi*

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:45 pm

noooo…better yet @Ntombi let her call and just ask how everything is her life, u know and take it frm there and wait for her to bring up the wedding issue ..if she doesnt then vele bekufanele angazi lutho nje!! or shes just not inviting u like everyone else cos she thinks just cos oyi chomi yakhe automatically uzoza vele uZOPHILA!!!!!…

wuuu@sexy ok nana hook up ke pls..

makasoso on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:47 pm

@ ntombi i do suspect that there was something said about me vele, coz i could see Aya was enjoying breaking the news(or maybe i was just being paranoid) hay i dont know

nami nje i cant get over it like @Wild Island

asanwababe on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:55 pm

Askies Makasoso. That must hurt for sure. Kukhona okushaya amanzi. But I say myeke, if she doesn’t want you at her wedding, it’s her loss. Whatever was said about you will reveal itself; vele things have a way of coming out.

Fezzy on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 3:58 pm

Gimme a halla @shortT so that I can follow back.

Azande on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 4:06 pm

hahaha deathby umakasoso . Maybe uzoba i maid of honour yabo, shame uyamduduza

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 4:08 pm

2months to go…hai makasoso…i think ur not speshali as someone mentioned here…phela nama fittings ayenziwe this time September is here..sorry nana ne

Mapakisha on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 4:12 pm

@makasoso, is your star sign pisces? Just curious. I say ask Babes hore kanthe o mo entseng, otherwise you’ll forever wonder hore what happened. Was it you, was it her, was it the new friend, did they decide together, did the husband not like u, etc. ask shem, o phomotse pelo ya hao.

Nandisile on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 4:18 pm

So sorry @makasoso, but i go with the ladies who say stay silent and let it be. Nam i had a best friend who didn’t even tell me she was getting married and preg. She chose the sweet to your face but backstabbing friend. It hurt. And they seemed to enjoy leaving me out. Askies sisi.

Bootylicious on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 4:25 pm

Lol death by Sexylin hooking people up, maybe u should use @Dr Dee’s idea u can make money from this hooking up business, I’ll be ur first client, lmao

bongi on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 4:25 pm

mna i invited everyone i know i mean the whole street to my bridal shower…guess what – none of them pitched, no sms’s, nothing ..nothing.. and then mna when i dished out the weddign invitations…i skipped them too…and now abathethi nam ..i dont care at all shame..they were selective at which event they were going to attend – nam i was selective at who i wanted at my wedding..

Thase on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 4:28 pm

@sxylin nami I want indoda please, can I email you the specs? Ngiyabonga. Hahaha

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 4:29 pm

eish Bongi dont remind me…we were exluded for nothing…still have my dress hhaaaaa.basile kanti

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 4:30 pm

#hau now ke JC dating site? hai hai hai…benithulile la thina sazi khulumela…*imani kancane pls

sk1 on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 4:35 pm

@Miranda yep ke rata di noga & yes m black ,ma frends says m crazy & ma mom says batho ba tla re kaloya

wish i cud own a python

sk1 on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 4:36 pm

Hai Wild Island nna kgale ke buile on ada posts kare m single

sk1 on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 4:39 pm

how do i get ma password ? i need 2blog ke le gae

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 4:42 pm

no just send this link to your email or go to jc site then log in using the same pass word ur using ehre nana

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 4:49 pm

Happy weekend cupcakes…those in/going to Durbs..go easy on the check-ins ne! Just have fun and not worry about letting us know ur there nhe? ok!

Wild Island on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 4:54 pm

#jelous ladyM lol

sxylin on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 5:07 pm

Enjoy ya’ll weekend

asanwababe on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 5:54 pm

“remember that story sa 2pythons who got loose around sunninghill , beng wisha nkare nne kele daar or beta yet capture them , i knw that is dangerous bt arg!”
@sk1 I remember wethu. And the whole time I was thinking “thank God ngise Kapa”. I’m really afraid of them. Worse ipython. You are one brave person shem!

makasoso on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 6:35 pm

@mapakisha no dear im a leo

@ wildy im really not ‘speshal’ shame

@bongi your story is different ngabo ababangele bangamenywa ayingabo hoywa abo

bumbum on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 6:45 pm

Guys can I ask something.

Eish don’t know where to start but, I have a problem nyana. My vijayjay its like it shrinks after a couple of days without sex. I’ve been sleeping with this man for 7 years now and I get confused when we have sex after my periods it get painfull and too tight that ivele ibe ngathi iyababa ngifake upelepele and hubby enjoys himself mina ngibe ngifa zinhlungu. Is this normal, is there something to make it less tight?

Miranda on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 6:49 pm

@LadyMillion, Check in @OR tambo, Check in at King Shaka Airport, Check in @ Avis, Check in at the hotel foyer, check in at the hotel gym, Check in at in my room at the hotel, check in at restaurant, check in at Cubana, Check in at the VDJ venue, check in at the hotel again, check in in the shower, check in at the after party venue……………….kodwa sifelani bo?

The soil is getting attention lately hle lena, last week they were on Noeleen, today again???????? Tjo.But it’s all good for their business I guess.

Mababez on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 7:56 pm

People please answer bum bum question. I also have the exact same problem.

LadyMillion on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 8:16 pm

Hehe It happens to all of us…not sure abt the peri peri bit

bumbum on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:07 pm

@LadyM which means this is normal neh? Eish shouldn’t the vijayjay get used to the size and not shrink after couple of days phela 7 years is too long bathong.

@Mabebaza this is confusing thou and I always think it will get better.

ndinguyeEndinguye on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:25 pm

I got this strong feeling yoba iBlackBerry is in the majority kule three metre horse sculpture of redundant cellphones>>> mine to follow soon.

Mababez on Fri, 6th Jul 2012 10:39 pm

It doesn’t get better. This month I had a problem inserting a tampon. Don’t how he’ll manage when I see him in 3 weeks time. After the dance it gets sore and very dry.

slindoe on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 8:13 am

It doesn’t get better. This month I had a problem inserting a tampon. Don’t how he’ll manage when I see him in 3 weeks time. After the dance it gets sore and very dry.<<<This got me out of silentville. I've been celibate fot 7months now,and it scares me when I think how my nookie will be peri-peri hot kinda sore the day I do the dance eish#deepsigh#

My anything goes
I studied it bt been struggling to find a job,so I accepted anythin nje as long as it would keep me busy,I now work in a callcenter,gawsh I'm so not coping,yet I don't wanna quit n b unemployed again,eish…Sorry for the essay,I just needed to vent

snapshot on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 11:09 am

@Slindoe I feel u. Keep on praying dear one day u will get a better job. Maybe think of doing something else. I know a friend who studied BCom couldn’t get a job and joined the Post Office. She’s now studying towards post office related ish. Maybe do management courses within call centre.
I’m one versatile person. When I was doing my articles to be admitted as an attorney. I would work during my lunch hour as an Aupair. I did it for the money. I forgot that I was a professional but told myself that its my life and I’ll live it as it suits me

Fab Tee on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 12:46 pm

@Snapshot isnt an aupair kinda like a babysitter/nanny of some sort?,now how does it work when you do it for an hour?

sxylin on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 2:49 pm

I had an aupair for my niece and nephew ; chinese girl for 2 hours during the week

snapshot on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 3:22 pm

@FabTee its possible. Mine was a 16yr old white girl. She only needed me for 1hr. The money was so good I did it with a huge smile.
Normally Aupairs r students but I told the family the truth & explained why I wanted to do it. They liked me so much but I hated the fact that they called me Magaret instead of Nhlanhla mxim

slindoe on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 4:01 pm

@Sanpshot,thanks hey i was also thinking about that,nalemali yalapha ayikho nje but God will provide.

Guys i recently moved to Joburg,im looking for a place to stay but its difficult to find one in Randburg that I can afford,so Im thinkng eSoweto,anyone know of a room thats available?..thanks in advvance

snapshot on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 4:57 pm

@Slindoe email me yaz I might have sumthing for u. Thuliza@702mail.co.za

Eyh2Jee on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 5:19 pm

Eish Slindoe,I can imagine le sityuweyshin yakho.
I’m also finding it difficult to quit school,coz of being scared to be unemployed.At least I do get part’time jobs at school.But I’ll have to start job haunting in 2014.

snapshot on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 6:23 pm

@Eyh2Jee kodwa what’s “sityuweyshini” you take the xhonglish to another level shem.

kamzababy on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 6:46 pm

Lmao!!!! Ase situation? Tltltlltltl

lolington kwaaa on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 6:48 pm

hahahahahaha! ‘sityuweyshini’!
I feel for you Slindoe, i hope something gives soon!

slindoe on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 6:59 pm

@Ehy2Jee deah by “sityuweyshini”, getting into the job market is really tough hey,but hopefully by the time u finnish your studies you’d have found something solid hey,through connections and previous jobs.

@Lolington thanks dear,we serve a God of miracles, something will come up:-)

kamzababy on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 7:08 pm

Slind go to http://www.indeed.co.za and subscribe to IT jobs/interns. I also have a friend who has a degree in IT also working at call centre. Sometimes we just settle for just any job. Nna I’m in the right industry but “wrong” position mara one day is one day!

sxylin on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 7:28 pm

Hahaha bathong sityuweyshin! Now I’ve heard it all

Eyh2Jee on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 7:35 pm

Hahahaha dead by Snapshot.Ku’tough la ngaphandle bakithi ngiyaxolisa. #teamXhonglish and #teamZunglish

Eyh2Jee on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 7:39 pm

Sometimes I get worried that my language will reach extinction stage nje lol *if you know what I mean* so I tend to goi it njalonje
Kante where is Sundani??? Ndaa vhoSundie,get out of Silentville #teamBlogville

Miranda on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 8:49 pm

@Kamzababy, thanks for that IT jobs/interns thingie…My brother did IT and isn’t the job market, will forward to him

snapshot on Sun, 8th Jul 2012 11:28 pm

I love the good spirit of bloggers
Manicabana niyacabana nithukane
Makukhona lodzinga luncedvo niyancedza njalo
Kumnandzi lapha ekhaya

Nerlee on Mon, 9th Jul 2012 4:39 am

@Slind, your email address? wanna forward you something!

kamzababy on Mon, 9th Jul 2012 6:58 am

napy in this world aneva o phele ole one. In tswnr ana we say “mabogo dinku a thebana” side eyes those who say I’m not tswana . Miranda u welcom bbe! Everyone who is looking for a job can go subscribe mo industries of their choice. They send u emails daily wena u just have to apply.

Kinky Afro on Mon, 9th Jul 2012 3:55 pm

Snapshot….could you be the lady whose twitter avatars are, pictures that are, always taken from behind? At the moment she is on the balcony of what looks like she is at Eco Park Estates?

Last night you mentioned something about learning how to twerk, before he comes back?

kamzababy on Mon, 9th Jul 2012 5:11 pm

Hahaaaa Kinky do u stay ko ecopark?

Kinky Afro on Tue, 10th Jul 2012 8:23 am

@Kamzababy I used to, I am in Kimberley now.

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