Deathby Illuminati Couples!

July 2, 2012 by  

You’d swear they were the only people at the BET Awards.

Everywhere you look….

Beyonce kinda looks ordinary…

Couple of the moment…

*sigh*

If it matters… Mariah was there too… looking odd as usual.

And our own LIRA beautiful on the red carpet.

And well done to Sarkodie on his win.

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56 Comments on "Deathby Illuminati Couples!"

  1. LeanMachine on Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 11:38 pm 

    KimK ass is grrrrr but the breast is a bit saggy.

    LIRA looked stunning BUT I don’t think a red dress on the RED carpet was a great idea. She sort of got swallowed by the carpet.:-( looooove her still.

  2. inURdreams on Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 11:50 pm 

    I see what you’re saying about Lira. Anyway B’s outfit was such a mess yhoo! I don’t even know where to start with it. Kim K is the biznizz! This girl can dress her booty/body shem jealous down *when she decides to put a bra tho*

  3. golden diva on Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 11:51 pm 

    Lol oh gee, wonder where all the other celebrities were!

  4. Babyluv on Mon, 2nd Jul 2012 11:58 pm 

    Kim K is nauseating. Can Ye dump her already.

  5. Zida on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 1:02 am 

    Oh my! Looks like Kanye is packing something serious down there. Do you see that bulge? *swoon*

    Lira bathong! Why does she like blending with the carpet. Remember when she blended with the yellow SAMA carpet that other year. *yawns*

    I seriously thought Ice Prince was gonna win. Mncm.

  6. Lwamkela on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 1:14 am 

    Kims dress is gorg,bt they ddnt hv to both wear white hayi! As 4 Kanye’s package *sigh* tht mariah girl luks like a bird

  7. licious Bauer on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 1:31 am 

    was kim in hurry to even 4get the bra???those boobz r saggy nje….mara her dress awesum…our own Queen B is such a mess thou baby Ivy is givin moomy problems…yoooh guyz JayZ still takes a medal ya bobe shem!!

  8. Thase on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 1:59 am 

    Serope sa Queen B on the Pic with Kim. Tjo
    Liram mara, why is she blending with the carpet, the dress loooks good though.

    I saw this on twitter bare Lira and Unathi don’t have good voices and why do people get shocked when they don’t win awards.

  9. oomuhle on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 2:13 am 

    Lira has a nice body maar her dress sense hay khona she need a stylist, Love B dress

  10. Letebele on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 4:19 am 

    The illuminati couples looked so plain.

    Actually looked plain,was going the pics last night and no one wowed me! Hmmmmmmm,oh well.

    Proud of Lira for flying the SA flag high. Is she wearing a sylvester falata? Why didn’t she go for a thula sindi,david tlale,you know someone with less than ordinary designs?

    The tweets from the american artists were hilarious though.

    I can’t wait to watch that whitney houston tribute. Everyone was all emo on twitter. Chris Brown’s performance also got thumbs up from a lot of people watching.

    Can Toptv just sell the BET to Vuzu pls? Who has toptv? I don’t think the people who wanna watch the BET’s have toptv. What a waste.

  11. @FrancyNkonyane on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 6:21 am 

    And why was B constantly holding her dress? She must have been extremely uncomfortable the entire show…

    Lira’s style nje??? Umaungafanelwa Awufanelwa shem, not even a stylist can help you. Nonetheless…She did us proud.

  12. kamzababy on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 7:55 am 

    hahaahahaaaaa Solange the extra

  13. WTeeZ on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 7:57 am 

    So BS won’t credit the source of where she got these pics from? Oh ok.

  14. Nomaha on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 7:57 am 

    Beyonce une cellulite(sp) ok I’m trying hard to find fault in her.

    I hate to love KimK this much but I do and I cant help myself sagging boobs of nie.

    Mariah Carey is aging so graceful if she’s aging at all.

    Lira we are proud of you neh!

    How H.O.T is the first picture though….

  15. Babyluv on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 7:57 am 

    JayZ can get it shame anytime, anywhere

  16. bongi on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 8:10 am 

    i once read when you walk the red at this events and the paparazzi dont know you- they swear at you and harras you to get off the carpet.

    Hai uKim can do better then this white dress- second ingathi u Kim u dikiwe shame..

  17. bongi on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 8:20 am 

    with Kim’s dress you cant wear a bra but a stick on tape..so her breast were to heavy for the tape is think…

    @ Zida i still have the pic of Lira on the yellow carpet with a yellow dress lol..

    Mariah looks lovely bethuna -dress and hair kanti bekumele abenjani?

  18. True-self on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 8:22 am 

    Kim K should have worn a bra but she is beautiful nonetheless. When i read the heading, i thought of that article about Beyonce’s Diary. When is part 2 coming back vele?

  19. bumbum on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 8:31 am 

    1st pic is super nice, I feel sorry for half Solange shame.

  20. Vesa on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 8:40 am 

    Beyonce must hire Kim K as her stylist!

    Vele you’d swear these were the only people at the awards. So many pictures of them???

  21. MissGalaxy on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 8:56 am 

    Auwa Mariah was not looking odd @ all. she looks beautiful especially considering the many flops she’s endured nje dress code wise. I shall remain a die hard Beyonce fan. KimK is gorge but sumin about her screams fake. kwaaaaaaaaaaa @ Lira matching with the carpet. loles. still got mad love and respect for her tho.

    Would’ve really liked to c more pictures of other people that were present. But realeboga mme Lelo.

  22. Biskiti on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 9:04 am 

    I like the first picture, mara azang ba tswalla Solanje ko ntle soh…lol.

    Bee looks ok, the dress would have been hotter if it didn’t have the trail part, and maybe a different colour…

    All the women look ok nje, even le MmaCarpet!

  23. Mathaz on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 9:05 am 

    I love KimK shem, she looks so beautiful in that tight fitting dress. Maraiah and Nick are my second favourite couple. Love them to bits.

  24. Nonkuku on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 9:20 am 

    Beyonce and her madywantsi *sigh*

  25. sxylin on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 9:24 am 

    hehehehe Kim K and her not so firm back; she is the queen of spandex! Love the Herve Leger dress though Beyonce and her dress hahahaha

  26. posh on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 9:34 am 

    Kim is very pretty….she always gets it right fashion wise and I love her with Kanye…I mean that guy he married was going to bore her to death!! she fits into this ‘illuminati’ lifestyle…she’s too pretty to be in the background!

  27. posh on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 9:37 am 

    Mariah Carey looks great and dignified…love the dress on her

  28. posh on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 9:40 am 

    Kim K legs!! gorgeous….

  29. LadyMillion on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 9:41 am 

    first pic…..can u spell out PERFECT
    kwaaaa nonkuku…yhu eli gama ulisebenzisileyo ‘amadywantsi’ reminds me of this other friend of mine from aliwal north
    bt mariah looks good nje..yhu soybeka apha ngukanye and kim,ingathi theyr doing it for the cameras

  30. Ntajingah on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 10:22 am 

    ubuqaba ku Kanye and Jigga!

  31. kimmo on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 11:03 am 

    kim k !!!!!love her dress sense

  32. itsZeeBish on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 11:10 am 

    The Sexyness that is Kim K! Deathby Queen Bey’s prom dress…and then everyone cropping Poor Solange out of the Pic, you can see how she tried to get in on the shot in the first pic lmao. Im so happy for Kim and Kanye shem, really seems like they make each other happy :-)

  33. Leungo on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 12:32 pm 

    Kim Kardashian is so gorgeous that she even makes my favorite girl Beyonce look so ordinary in the first picture.

    Demet, haters can hate and call Kim K a whore mara the girl is the epitome of beauty. Another thing I like about this girl is that she works that body, gym is her friend.

    Beyonce has a great body, I wonder what posessed her to wear that dress. I think a simple dress like one that Kim is wearing and which shows her great legs would have worked fine.

    As for Lira, she has that rural look going on about her on that red carpet. Knowing Americans and their disdain for African, I wonder how they treated her.

  34. Fezzy on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 12:44 pm 

    What was Lira doing on the BET awards? Kumnandi ukwazi abantu yazi.

  35. Miss T on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 1:02 pm 

    Lol @Fezzy. She was nominated for an award. I miss SA, Jozi, ATM machines dat I took for granted.

  36. sxylin on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 1:05 pm 

    HAHAHAHA Fezzy wena cant you go at the You awards or the SAMAS? hahahaha Deemag was there too hahahahahahaha; hawu Hello miss T which part of Naija are you at and how is hubby no more side dish ngoku just one way traffic kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa; are you happy ? when are you going back home?

  37. Fezzy on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 1:06 pm 

    @Miss T…She was? Why?
    Where are you? Indawo enjani enganama ATM? Where do ya’ll get money?

  38. sxylin on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 1:08 pm 

    Money lives under the mattress Fezzy hahahahaha you and your xenophibic tendencies make you look so out of touch with this world! hahahahahaha; Nigeria if you want $5000 they give you straight from the safe or from a drawer kwaaaaaaaaaaaa

  39. Miss T on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 1:13 pm 

    Umuahi VILLAGE, not far frm Port hartcourt. Coming back on da 24th. By da time da 24th gets here, I’ll probably be a village champion by then :-(

  40. Smatsatsa on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 1:13 pm 

    MissT is in the house *hides NtiombiYomzulu under the bed*
    As I try hard not to laugh at sxy’s comment, LOL!!!

    But why didn’t Bey touch up her hairline??? her huuur looks wrong and dry!!

  41. Miss T on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 1:17 pm 

    Kwaaaa! Smatsatsa y vele?

  42. Fezzy on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 1:25 pm 

    Eh Miss T, is Syxlin telling the truth or udlala ngami? Kamampela there are no ATMs in Naija? *claps once*

  43. Miss T on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 1:30 pm 

    Hawu mara Fezzy. There are mara akude.

  44. Kusihlwa on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 1:59 pm 

    I want to read the comments but there are too many….

  45. sxylin on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 2:32 pm 

    kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! MissT its ok have they made you sweep those huge compounds of theirs? Are there too many flies! *giggles* im sorry; and do you understand them when they speak; is your hubby igbo , yoruba or howza? *as i wait for an answer*

  46. Miss T on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 2:37 pm 

    Yho! Those compounds mara! Da 1st two days they spoilt me. Manje I’m on my own. The sistas hav since left. I now hav 2make breakfast, cook for lunch, cook for supper. Its tough guys

  47. sxylin on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 4:01 pm 

    tjoooooooooooo MissT khumbulekhaya tuuuu askies hle! DO they use a fire to cook?

  48. MashDiva on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 4:16 pm 

    Nna Kim wambora stru!!

  49. Eyh2Jee on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 6:03 pm 

    Lmao MissT usengxakini inene.
    Oh my gurl Lerato Molapo aka Lira did us proud ;) phela uma kuyi red carpet Lira ugqoka red,when its purple carpet ugqoka purple yini ewrongo nga lokho? Krkrkr

  50. Eyh2Jee on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 6:07 pm 

    Oh my bad Lira Kohl ngoku utshatile.

  51. Miss T on Tue, 3rd Jul 2012 6:59 pm 

    @Sxylin, hubby is Igbo I can hear a bit of it, not totally lost. Nje da looks I get when I cook occra or egusi then make my own meal on da side?

  52. Babyluv on Wed, 4th Jul 2012 12:14 am 

    MissT what is occra and egusi, why do you make your own meal on the syd? Ye must lahla Kim maan and soon. Hova must thetha with this ndoda. You cant turn a whore into a housewife.

  53. Miss T on Wed, 4th Jul 2012 8:00 am 

    They’re nigerian soups. I don’t eat da food, so make my own on da side

  54. Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 4th Jul 2012 8:29 am 

    MissT is in the house *hides NtiombiYomzulu under the bed*
    Ngzokubamba wena Smatsatsa heheheheh

    wow Miss T atleast uye emzini usuyakwazi nokubaphekela ukudla kwabo, how is the mother in law shame?

  55. sxylin on Wed, 4th Jul 2012 8:34 am 

    hahahaha MissT u dont like Okra and Egusi ; you are missing out na wa oooo; i love Okra soup and bitter leaf i wish i knew how to cook it! oh and jelof rice yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  56. Gemzo on Thu, 5th Jul 2012 2:07 pm 

    KimK looks stunning! Love me some Bey but her dress, NO!

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