Things That Make Me Go TJO!

July 31, 2012 by  

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Been a while since we said TJO…. but…

…that thing on Minnie’s head sure brought it back. Even Spiderman was overheard asking….

On to more juicy stuff…. Has anyone seen this HEAT Cover???

Bonang and Slikour back together?

Clint Brink and Lorcia Cooper break up and she goes back to the same husband she left for Clint?

Married Lorna Maseko cheating on her hubby with Expresso’s Katlego Maboe??

Hawemaaaaa….

TJO!

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160 Comments on "Things That Make Me Go TJO!"

  1. snapshot on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:38 am 

    Tjo tjo tjo nilele, vukani bo! Tjo tjo. Kwaaaa co ask @superman WTF is that

  2. Nokxie on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:40 am 

    Tjo O_o

  3. PoohBear on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:42 am 

    TJO!!!!!!

    Sithi isiZulu lapho amanzi ake ama khona aphinde ame futhi. Guess this applies to Bonang and Katie njengamanje.
    ULorna wenzani? Heh banna, kunzima emhlabeni yazi.

  4. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:42 am 

    Iam first to comment FINALLY #ejive ihlokoloza

    Tjo Bonang doing what she does best #side piece for life.

    Tjo I didn’t know Clint and Lucia were doing the Hlokoloza.I always loved them together on tv.

    ULorna Maseko shame uyawathanda amadoda inqinileyo nhe! How can you leave a bone at home uhambe uyokhukhuza elinye ngaphandle #claps once

  5. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:47 am 

    Mnxim arg suka! I thought I was first to comment *thanks @snapshot for taking my JC glory moment away from me. Ngaske akufikele upinki-pink.

  6. Lover28 on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:47 am 

    Bendiyithethile lento yezinwele zikaMinnie…

    Kuthwa ekapa “isdala ayingomanz’omnqusho” lol!! If anyone knows how to translate, plz assist…

  7. Lela on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:49 am 

    Hayibo umgwebo ufikile mos!

  8. Lover28 on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:50 am 

    #deathbyUPinkypinky#

  9. snapshot on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:53 am 

    @samalicious kwaaaa that tym u number 15 & u thot ur the first kwaaaa. Pls ungangiloyi already I’m hallucinating cos of coffee
    @Lela hi doll

  10. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:54 am 

    @lover28 translation of isidala ayingomanzi omgqusho ( your X is not water of samp and beans ) #strait face

    Yhu but @lover28 for a girl like uBonang to keep on going back to aboMax?! Ha a usisi shame unengxaki when it comes to ukukhetha utata wekhaya. From Max to Miniloaf and back to Max!

  11. Lover28 on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:55 am 

    Hai Lela uyandigqiba ngomgwebo lol!! I didn’t see the one coming…
    I’m sorry for “talking” so much guys, I can’t sleep.. Knowing the regulars, kuzothwa, “uvelaphi na lo”… I come in peace :-)

  12. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:00 am 

    Too late @snapshot sendikuloyile umamjiji usendleni. Ndikuthengele lambane weR5 #eish I wish we had those la eCape town yazi, kukho nje abantu endifuna ubasusa.

  13. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:00 am 

    Too late @snapshot sendikuloyile umamjiji usendleni. Ndikuthengele lambane/izulu leR5 #eish I wish we had those la eCape town yazi, kukho nje abantu endifuna ubasusa.

  14. Nokxie on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:01 am 

    Turns to Slikour for support, let’s not read too much into it

    What made me Tjo was the emotional gaspy cry when she received that Glamour award, wanted to slap her myself

    Can we discuss how Naves Experience shading at Icon seemed more like Spectacular’s party last Friday, they even had screens showing their diary of events etc…Speshie always in front- he was running around like uyena uMr Party like how Zulu men run around uma be hlabile

    Naves is such a Speshie Khaphela. But it was a nice do, though packed but loved the house floor ngaphandle, was awesome how uncomfortable ppl where kwi VIP, Am not a huge fan but uMaLulwana (Lulo) shame udlalile GOED

  15. Lover28 on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:01 am 

    Lol! @sam… Thanks for the translation, I give up on u shame…
    Abt Queen B*, kuthwa a lot of men eGoli are intimidated by her, u know her success and all, no man wants to be Mr B* .

  16. Sarita on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:03 am 

    TJO TJO TJO AOWA,Mouth and Eyes WIDE open,hee banna,what’s going on here,this has to be the most scandalous cover I’ve ever seen. Jesus Cristo,TJo!!!!

  17. Richmond on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:08 am 

    Mo mo mo motions!

  18. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:12 am 

    Shame so she will rather settle for less all in the name of ukunyotywa. Makavele ayeke nje abeyiNun, God knows we need those la eMzansi.

    Eish abasarhoni abantwana damn. My hubby is away and now both my boys are sleeping in our bedroom, nowonder I can’t sleep.

  19. snapshot on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:12 am 

    @samali yeka ukuthakatha I want to sleep pls. Tlitlitli don’t u guys have I oriental plaza lapho e kaapstad. U might get the R5 mbane & do ur thing LOL
    @lover28 uvelaphi vele bulisa *in Wildy’s voice*

  20. snapshot on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:14 am 

    @Richmond kwaaa month month motions nc emoticons

  21. Lela on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:18 am 

    Hi Snappy,akulaleki imonth end kusasa inumbers azihlagani tu.

  22. Lover28 on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:19 am 

    Jonga @snap, apha, there’s eleR12 lestroke… The next person who asks ukuba ndivelaphi, ndizomthi jize ngalo lol!!

  23. snapshot on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:21 am 

    Kwaaaa @Lela its month end today not tmrw. Don’t worry urself with numbers. Le me give u a plan. Cut square papers, to each square write a creditor’s name & do a draw, the first to be drawn gets paid. Ungaziwarisi.

  24. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:21 am 

    Hi @Richy Rich apparently you are taking me with to JL concert. Amaromours nje, please confirm tu :)

    @snapshot we do have but asinawomatshangane la. Our oriental plazas agcwele anandiya namasamamusi with their basmati rice recipes.

  25. snapshot on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:26 am 

    @Samli I pass faraday everyday to work, deposit ur R5 I’ll buy & post it. Ungadlalwa bantu lol

    @Lover R12 for stroke nje never too expensive. R5 one strike u gone.

    Lol u guys, who did Law? There’s actually a reported case on the “ulibambe lingashoni” concept

  26. Richmond on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:29 am 

    @samlicious if it were double tickets, ubuzohamba nam mntasekhaya but maar kodwa, not this time. Lol.

  27. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:37 am 

    Eish @Richy :( crawls back to sleep. Good nightini guys or is it good morningini #Xhongrish

  28. Tebo on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:41 am 

    TJO! Lorna, No wonder a phela a tjenne so.. She’s double getting it..

  29. Lela on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:41 am 

    Hahahahhahh Snappy good ides,yhazi nje ive been writing n scratching akuhlangani manje the draw seems like a good idea cause aneva ngikhone shem bazoba strong,ngapha ngamatikiti ngapha zi tv licence hayike zona i just pretend as if khange ndizibone.

  30. Miranda on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 3:06 am 

    I was never happy about Lorna being such an “I am everywhere” socialite, Ok,maybe it is part of her job, but I would have been okay if the husband was always there with her at these many events….

    So where is Slikour’s girlfriend, or was he single before this Bonang/miniloaf/beating saga?

  31. soul sista on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 3:23 am 

    Tjo! :roll:

    Ok, I always thought B looked happier while she was with Slikour than with Mini Loaf.

    Lol @richmond

  32. Soccerbabe on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 7:05 am 

    I think Minnie looks nice, ngathi umfazi weNdiya oshadayo lol, hai ke uQueen B akakwazi nje ukuhlala ngentombi? She must take a break frm relationships kakade she can’t have it all, some people are blessed with talent,brains and excellent jobs and bancishwe inhlanhla yamadoda and vise versa. Lorna hai I hope they divorce ur bonny ass, I hate married women that cheat

  33. sxylin on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 7:44 am 

    It was bound to come out vele! I still mantain Minnie is too hot for words; fcuk superman hhahaha!

  34. Miss Thang on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 7:47 am 

    Bonang needs to chill hey, she needs a business man in his early 30′s umuntu ongathandi izinto nje. uzoshadwa wubani if eshintshana nama doda in the industry kangaka!

  35. Lady Zee on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 8:01 am 

    I wudnt be suprised if B* and Slikour went at it again…they jus have this cute mushy mushy kinda love going on. It doesnt take one with fourple lenses to see that they are still inlove…and they kinda look good together…as for miniloaf yena??the less said the better…

  36. kamzababy on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 8:07 am 

    Hawemaaaaa… indeed

  37. Babyluv on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 8:23 am 

    Hai that thing on Minnies head. Oh shame bethuna uB cant believe this (/_\) and stop saying superman its SPIDERMAN. Lorcia and Clint make such a hot couple, so sad. Eish Lorna. In other news: Kristen Stewart has cheated on her vampire Rob

  38. PowerPuff Gal on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 8:34 am 

    Gawwd, Minnie is beautiful no doubt but the girl has no style whatsoever. She always gets it wrong. *face palm*

    As for uBonang she’s a grown woman and knows what she’s doing. But then again going back to your ex is Errr… Uhmm not a good idea. There’s a reason why it didn’t work out the first time.

  39. Ntombi Yomzulu on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 8:40 am 

    What happened to Slikour’s Baby Mama? I thought they were still together

  40. Backstabber on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 8:45 am 

    guys, can someone please shed some light on the Lorna story.. Seems like queen B is rubbing off on her.. yes/no/maybe?

  41. nana on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 8:47 am 

    TJOOO!! So disappointed with Lorna if that’s true!! Yoh.. As for B and Slikour, they said she turned to him for support, why are we concluding that they are an item again?? They’ve always been close even with mini loaf in the picture..Remember Slikour was the one featured on B’s My World doccie. I love Lorcia and Clint, they look perfect together..as for Lorcia’s hubby, he’s too forgiving if thats true,..and thats kinda dangerous.

  42. Nthabi on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 8:50 am 

    Minnie looks nice on that cover. What’s the “tjo” for?! haai

  43. bumbum on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 9:04 am 

    I think Minie looks deeper just the hairstyle ingathi iyamsinda.

    I’m going to buy Heat and read this for myself but why abafazi be cheat(er) so lately?

    The B* saga mmh well we were kind of expecting that they might kiss and make up with her Max-imum

  44. sxylin on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 9:08 am 

    Nthabi aka Lady gaga; i am also amazed i think she looks very nice (Minnie)

  45. kamzababy on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 9:14 am 

    ok so did anyone read Drum? anything EXCLUSIVE???/

  46. Nthabi on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 9:19 am 

    LOL @sxylin….Deathby “aka Lady gaga” mcim. lol

  47. Azande on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 9:22 am 

    B Kanti why mara ngoba engeke nje ahlale ngaphandle kwalo ip*p*…….., if they back together i think its another *WRONG TURN* that will also end so badly, Minnie i dont lyk the hair and what shes wearing its a no 4 me.as 4 Lorna Tjo une liver shame

  48. Babyluv on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 9:29 am 

    I have a crush on Naves

  49. Mojito on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 9:31 am 

    But uLorna tho??? Umntu in the industry i mean this Katlego guy like really! Does anyone have the full story?

  50. Kusihlwa on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 9:31 am 

    I thought that Expresso guy was gay…

  51. muntuza on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 9:43 am 

    Mina personally I fully agree with @Miss Thang.. B* needs to quit dating industry BOYS! There guys nje are full of games haai! A successful, qualified CA?Engineer who makes a shit load of money but doesn’t like things would be sooooooo perfect **,) Someone who will bring calmness into her life. Monna-nna !! Did anyone watch LKG Show maabane?! Ke bone something about Slikour being a guest and a caption “I will always love Bonang” or something along those lines retweeted by Lerato herself. Spill tuu bagaetsho nna we don’t have TVs :(

    As for Lorna.. SMH. This new-found friendship ya gage le B*, and going partying everywhere was never gonna end well. She is acting like an Uyanda lately.. Speaking of Uya, o kae guys? So scarce lately? How many pics of events have we had, consecutively and she is absent. Kudos shem, but its a pity she’s deciding to stay home when it’s too late for her marriage. Or are they fixing things behind the scenes? Someone in the know pls share!

    Lorcia & Clint make a HOT couple!! On and off screen. Pity if they broke up already

  52. Ms.Zie on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 9:45 am 

    My previous comment disappeared. I agree with BS that Drum cover is bad :-( The dress also looks a lil dated, like old fashioned. Hate it when bad clothes/ stylists etc happen to stunning people!

    As for uLorna Maseko, has anyone actually ever seen her @ an event with hubby or pictured with him. Hhayi noma sekuthiwa ba-low key, uyafihlwa bo ubhuti.

  53. sxylin on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 9:46 am 

    Muntuza says, ” @Miss Thang.. B* needs to quit dating industry BOYS! There guys nje are full of games haai! A successful, qualified CA?Engineer who makes a shit load of money but doesn’t like things would be sooooooo perfect **,) Someone who will bring calmness into her life. Monna-nna ! ” <—– Then like her friends she will cheat on the poor man; let her be tjatjarag with her colleagues; they deserve each other; birds of the same sniffing feather must always hang out together

  54. Rethabile on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 9:46 am 

    Tjo,Tjo,Tjo!! Lost for words….

  55. Babyluv on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 9:59 am 

    *brushes Sxylins belly* just becoz Lorna cheated doesnt mean B would. Guys im starting to get worried uphi uLOLO.

  56. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 9:59 am 

    Good morning guys. I just arrived at work and feel so out of space nje.

  57. muntuza on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:02 am 

    Hawy @Sxylin :( Have faith tlhe! I just feel like, someone who is the opposite of what she is, will dilute bo tjatjarag ba gage, and she will have motivation to stay home and only go out for work-related gigs.. Instead of following mini-loaf to his gigs, or goin to silly functions le Slikour. Haai industry guys? Enough tuu! Nna I feel sorry for B* shem, its about time she got a relationship that works, I mean if its not friends dumping her, its a man screwing her over.. Ke sono tlhe :’(

  58. Smang-mang Warona on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:03 am 

    Birds of the same sniffing feather?? lmao! I remember Kiki calling B a sniffer who cheated on Siya hehehe!

    Come on Sexylin – dish! you clearly know a lot more than you are revealing.. Especially on that Lorna character..

    All i know is that the husband is a car sales man.. henceforth must be kinda broke. And he somehow looks a bit like the guy she is allegedly cheating with.. Mara le yena Lorna – o rata di pikinini type looking guys – those that are candidates for suspicious closet behaviour..

    dish girl!

    The less said about the ubiquitous Bonang the better! The sparkle was bound to start fading soon enough.. my guess is that sordid details of her life are going to start coming out and her little persona will come crashing down.. we will wait..

  59. kamzababy on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:11 am 

    konje Lorna “was” once a drug addict…once a junkie..

  60. Miranda on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:21 am 

    Lorna ‘s ish is unfolding here, she is going to make it to the front page of Sunday world this sunday #dials Mduduzi’s number#

    #sits and waits

    But I like her hey….

  61. Neria on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:25 am 

    I agree guys, If at all Bonag is doing alittle more than crying on Slikour’s shoulder, then she must just take a break shem! I personally do not like Slikour simply for the way he broke up with her, fcuk what he said on LKG show about always loving her, you dont do that ‘ish period! She must stay away from mini loaf and Sliq and everybody else in the industry fullstop.

    Eish Lorna must behave tuu, as for Clint and Lorcia, didnt know they were together…interesting.

    Uyanda says she will not be attending functions anymore but will rather stay at home with her son, she is done in short!

  62. Backstabber on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:28 am 

    halala, nazo —-> Lorna “was” once a drug addict

  63. sxylin on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:32 am 

    Lorna is a great girl everyone makes mistakes! Only the difference is she is being publicly humiliated

  64. kamzababy on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:33 am 

    backstabber, she was on a cover of some mag/newspaper few back and was talking about it.. its not a secret..kanti why do u guys say B deserves a “rich” man???

  65. Beautiful-Butterfly on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:35 am 

    Yes Smang-mang- Lorna’s man is a car sales rep ko BMW in Sandton.

    I guess she made the vows and can break them.lol

    I love Bonang and Slikour- hope they are back together ka nnete.

    When is Minnie’s wedding le Khune, December? Yes No Maybe?

  66. PowerPuff Gal on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:36 am 

    Why cheat??? Just leave!!!
    Or try to work things out with your partner. After infidelity things are never the same. Tltltltl… »SMH«

  67. sxylin on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:39 am 

    Neria says; Uyanda says she will not be attending functions anymore but will rather stay at home with her son, she is done in short! <—– is this the reason why she is stalking her little prodigee's instagrams hahahaha she comments everywhere and to think the agegroup between Uyanda and these little IT girls is humungous! lol

  68. Backstabber on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:43 am 

    @Kamzababy really? i had no idea.. hmmkay

  69. muntuza on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:45 am 

    Aowa re leboga info re: Uyanda @Neria.. She needed to retire shame hey, like you can’t be smelling 40 and still running to every envelope opening in celebville! AOWA!

    @Kamza she needs a rich guy cos she has her own, and a broke nigga won’t deal. Egos. You know mos.. Besides, everyone deserves a rich guy hey. OK let me say successful ke, and who can hold his own. We don’t need another Dineo & Blaklez situation tuu -__-

  70. danny on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:46 am 

    Sepedi sere didupana marago a di tswane… I gas that’s the case with B and the black man who is a fool..

  71. LadyMillion on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:47 am 

    Married Lorna Maseko cheating on her hubby with Expresso’s Katlego Maboe

    WHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
    *goes back to read*

  72. Neria on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:49 am 

    @sxylin, its not easy to just wake up one morning and decide you will not be attending functions anymore, especially if you were literally all over like she was, guess maybe thats why she keeps tabs on whats going on through her peeps as you say. Kurough shame? #withdrawal symptoms

  73. Mojito on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:49 am 

    Hawu kanti Lorna’s husband is a car sales man… i saw their wedding pics & the wedding was so glam Top billing kinda wedding. I assumed he was just wealthy for years. Or are car sales man rolling in it?

  74. Backstabber on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:56 am 

    this —> We don’t need another Dineo & Blaklez situation tuu -__-

    hahaha.. vele when is Les dropping an album? doesnt he have a 9-5 like most mrappers in SA? he is always on the couch..

  75. Vesa on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:56 am 

    is this the reason why she is stalking her little prodigee’s instagrams hahahaha she comments everywhere and to think the agegroup between Uyanda and these little IT girls is humungous! lol

    @sxylin…..I’ve always wondered gore what happened to people in Uyanda’s age group! She’s all over instagram commenting on every little thing! Shame man, it must be trying to keep a low profile

  76. Vesa on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:57 am 

    Mara why are we trying to tell others what to do, who to date etc? To each his own

  77. kamzababy on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 10:57 am 

    mojito most people who earn commission are rolling in money. akere ba gola ka di sales and most have normal basic salary

  78. LadyMillion on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 11:00 am 

    konje Lorna “was” once a drug addict…once a junkie..
    *claps hands*

  79. nana on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 11:03 am 

    Gas vs Guess>>>>> Aluta continua! Kwaaaaaaaaa

    I’ve always seen a gay man mina in that Katlego guy..and besides..Isnt he younger that Lorna..Hhayi I refuse to believe this one shame.

    Tjo at the drug addict news..hayi, I rest my case

  80. Eyh2Jee on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 11:11 am 

    @Nana & all: Lol,hay guys you’ve been warned by @JG before: that “stop putting people in boxes.Leave Katlego and Lorna TO do their Hlokoloza”.Age and sexuality aside lol …:P
    I flipn dig Lorna,remember seeing her after J&B met.Was mistaking her with Lerato from Isidingo.
    *singing “when a woman cheats,she cheats for real”*

  81. FarmGal on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 11:28 am 

    Queen B* yazi thani is’thay’ma dear kuma relationships! You won’t die hey. And these industry boys bazokukotela kuze kube inini?! I agree nalaba abathi she need someone out of the public eye nje!

  82. siyasanda on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 11:36 am 

    Can we ignore the head thing for two minutes but Minnie is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo PRETTY. #KThanxBye

  83. crazydoll on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:10 pm 

    Mennie is too GORG for words!!!!

  84. crazydoll on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:12 pm 

    Now that that’s out of the way #sighs#,I guess I’ve been leaving under a rock coz I didn’t know about Lorcia+Clint=’Real couple’. Anyway,on and off screens they make a cute couple

  85. crazydoll on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:16 pm 

    Lol,when I first read the Clint and Lorcia drama on the cover I thought it was a ‘Scandal’(the soap) scoop. Haven’t watched it in ages.

  86. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:36 pm 

    Can we all stop correcting each others Engrish please. Abo Mr and Mrs Oxford basiyekele please akuseHarvard apha. Siyablogger la Bantu education or not.

    That vs Than *thats you Mrs Red Pen ebomvu*

    You see we all make mistakes ngoba siba ixesha labelungu and dont have time to spell check.

  87. Azande on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:43 pm 

    @Samlicious AMEN to that sister, ngempela theres no time to double check, we @work as long as we get what umuntu is saying its sooooooooo cool, hawu safa oMiss bakwaFestiya.

  88. Newkid on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:44 pm 

    I read Heat magazine – apparently Lorna and Katlego were kissing at an afterparty at the VDJ in front of everyone. Katlego has a girlfriend of 4 years and later apologised to her and she forgave him. Lorna did not want to comment on the issue. But apparently they were kissing in front of everyone and people actually had to stop them and remind Lorna that she is married – ACCORDING TO HEAT

  89. Kusihlwa on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:45 pm 

    Hayi u Lorna bakithi, drug addict and cheater all in one breath, kunzima bo. lol @samlicious and her Red Pen ebomvu rant.

  90. MyThoughts on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:46 pm 

    Vele vele uMinnie will be marrying that ou toppie who faked his DOB called Itumeleng Khune? Urrrrggggg
    Clint and Lorcia?? I didn’t know

  91. Azande on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:50 pm 

    @Newkid TJO kanti udakwa alahle……

  92. kamzababy on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:53 pm 

    newkid maybe she sniffed a line or two.. who knows.. did someone maybe notice a white powder on her nose?

  93. Vesa on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:53 pm 

    Vele vele uMinnie will be marrying that ou toppie who faked his DOB called Itumeleng Khune? Urrrrggggg
    Lmao! He’s an ou-toppie? Mara his face looks old shem

  94. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:54 pm 

    @Azande maybe ebedakiwe futhi edle namadrugs, will never know. kodwa noba yini thats not an excuse sana tu.

  95. kamzababy on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:55 pm 

    bathong Sam deaaaaaaaaaaaaaath!! when u see me do lose vs loose its just for fun not because i think im better or ms english. i know you not talking to me

  96. bongi on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:58 pm 

    second day on duromines they makes so moody – dont feel like blogging..*logs off*…but i already feel light in my tummy as i havent ate anything for a full day and im not hungry ..only had a two mushrooms and one egg for supper ..

  97. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 12:59 pm 

    I wish ou-toppie is saving some money yazi. We so dont wanna read about his broke ass when his soccer career is over.

  98. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:08 pm 

    @Bongi two mushrooms and an egg for supper?! yho ndingafa fi! Hayi shame I really need to take duromines as in yesterday. Remember ke my chomtsitsi duromines and JD dont go together nhe.

    @kamzababy isazela siyakudla nhe. Vele ungomnye wabo but not the only one.

  99. Azande on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:08 pm 

    @Samliciuos true even if theres no excuse nje, kanti yena uphuza obunjani/ or udla elinjani i drug uze ungaboni abantu infront of u, going on as if its just the two of u, umfazi womntu worse , ayi MANI Lorna khuzeka

  100. kamzababy on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:16 pm 

    sam agona neks e njang i was just saying #TeamLivealittle

  101. Mojito on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:30 pm 

    @ Mythoughts, kanti how old is he? He does look rather old hey… Do share!

  102. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:34 pm 

    @kamzababy arg dont mind me babes ndiyakhonkotha nje, I dont bite *stokoloko*

  103. Azande on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:37 pm 

    @MyThought hey each time i try 2 send u emails ayabuya, dunno if its my Gmail account enenkinga or, ill try again 2moro, if not ill use my work email ESHI noma ngingafuni nje LOL, coz i did receive urs.

  104. bongi on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:49 pm 

    @ Samlicious shame ill be a good gal when im at home mos..so JD comes once in a blue moon..

    yes two mushroom and an egg..i didnt want to go to bed without something in my tummy. I drink a lot of water too..i am always thirsty..

  105. MashDiva on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:52 pm 

    JC Bloggers never disappoint with mgozi!! Tankie

  106. nana on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 1:55 pm 

    Bathong Samlicious dont be so serious..Ngyaydlalela..The struggles continues for all of us, as you noticed..Mistakes are inevitable when we blog. LOL @ ired pen ebomvu..classic..Haibo Newkid uthini na “people actually had to stop them and remind Lorna that she is married”..*BIG TJO*

  107. nana on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 2:00 pm 

    So our number 1 keeper wasnt born in 87?? kwaaaaaaa @ ou topie. Ni special shem..

    @Bongi 2 mushrooms?? Yoh..and you still have enough energy to get you through the day?

  108. bongi on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 2:05 pm 

    @ nana Duromines gives you energy..im still fresh even now..ill eat tonight again now chicken drumstick and a tomato steamed, you dont get hungry.

  109. only_child on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 2:16 pm 

    @MyThoughts I passed Uitsig y/day and thought of u.

  110. kamzababy on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 2:31 pm 

    i think im gonna need ths Duromines for weekends…

  111. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 2:41 pm 

    @Kamzababy iam also joining team Duromines next month shame. Come December I will be a size 34.

  112. Babyluv on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 2:49 pm 

    Ja neh, it would be kinda cool if B dated Sizwe “sizzledegenero” Dlomo. He keeps his shit private.Ndiyamthanda. Did you guys see Lulo on Tshisa last week.

    @Samlicious sometimes the red pen is needed especially when it comes to this lose vs LOOSE people get it wrong most of the time. PS! AM NOT STOPPING WITH MY RED PEN EBOMVU.(ndiyanithanda nonke emakhaya)

    O_o Lorna Maseko carrying on like a teenager at the VDJ

  113. Babyluv on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 2:50 pm 

    #TeamDuromines I should get mine soon

  114. megane on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 2:50 pm 

    Minnie is hottt neva mind the hairdo – i always thought the “covergirl” had a say on what pic goes on the cover, yes, no…ah well!
    kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ ou toppie JC peepz r creative for sho.
    Slikour did say that him and baby mama separated but they’d be there for the kid and this was way before miniloaf + B* dramaville *sighs*

  115. Babyluv on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 2:51 pm 

    Eish I want a gravatar

  116. kamzababy on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 3:00 pm 

    i want to be able to study the whole day without worrying about food.. just snacking. im between size 30 and 32 with big bumb and hips eish

  117. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 3:12 pm 

    @Kamza you are between size 30 and 32 and you want to lose vs loose some more?! Ufuna ukufana no Ms Lollipop *Bonang* Matheba. Hayi cha mna andifuni shame. It was cool looking like that during my teenage years now ndifuna ukubukeka qha.

  118. bongi on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 3:16 pm 

    @samlicious i also dont wana be thin…i just want to be comfortable in my body..worse mna kaloku i have a ass for africa and tummy for asia..so if the tummy can come down ill be happy…

  119. Ms Keri on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 3:33 pm 

    Kamza nam doll im a 32, i want to be a 28 so badly i want this duromine shem ndifuna ubitya ndibe sislender…

    Minnie is pretty qha yaz umhle lentombazana..

    Yooh Bonang needs a break from men period…akuncedi uhambe ukangela

  120. Ms Keri on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 3:35 pm 

    worse i weighed 53kgs just last year all this weight gain in just a few months agg :_(

  121. kamzababy on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 3:36 pm 

    sam i just wanna shed fewnyana nje. the problem is my tummy,ass and ama curves. i hardly buy/wear jeans anymore andifuni koba e size yakhe just want to be comfortable when wearing my clothes… i also cant find shorts that fit me properly nje. they either tight or too loose

  122. kamzababy on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 3:51 pm 

    ooh, im still gonna have my curves so u can be assured gore i wont look like Bonang. i have a hot body for daaaaaaaaaays

  123. sxylin on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 3:55 pm 

    Wena @Samlicious if you write engrish we shall continue taking note of the struggle! Aluta continua lets all keep trying; akufani siyazama

  124. Azande on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 3:55 pm 

    ooh, im still gonna have my curves so u can be assured gore i wont look like Bonang. i have a hot body for daaaaaaaaaays
    ===========================================================
    THATHA Kamza, but Kamza nibukisa ngathi o size 36 Lol means sidinga overdose yama Duromine Lol

  125. megane on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 4:03 pm 

    has anyone heard AKA’s new track #jealousy? I kinda not feel the song…not yet anyway

  126. Soccerbabe on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 4:12 pm 

    Be warned about duromine, you will have to use them for life if you want to keep in shape because the minute you stop kushubile u become double the size you were before

  127. sxylin on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 4:15 pm 

    Be warned about duromine, you will have to use them for life if you want to keep in shape because the minute you stop kushubile u become double the size you were before <——— not true #common drastic weightloss myth

  128. Azande on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 4:18 pm 

    @soccerbabe true my friend used them, and manje ungakanani worse ngathi they no longer working for her, usenkingeni as we speak. personaly ngiyawasaba mina ill stick to igym shame and eating healthy. it will take me years yes but ill get there

  129. samlicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 4:44 pm 

    @Azande your friend used duromines and stopped and she went back to eat amakota, magwinya, skull kop and all. FREE ADVICE once you lost all the weight you wanted to lose, maintain a healthy lifestyle, exercise and stay away from fast food outlets.

  130. Babyluv on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 4:46 pm 

    Gosh if id be a 28 i would look so sick and ugly, wooooo no

  131. bongi on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 5:01 pm 

    Hayi mna shame ill maintain it by eating healthy and drinkin a lot of water…i cant look like ths ngale summer tu sana..

  132. Azande on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 5:09 pm 

    @Samlicious yah true eating healthy is the way, noma kunzima nje mina im@gym as i blogg waiting for my class to start #Teamhealthydiet# no Duromine for me.

  133. Azande on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 5:12 pm 

    bafwethu amascreens/pc are giving us different view as for Minnies pic akamuhle kanje on the Vigin Active pc/screen, but i still dont like the hair and the dress, but hey uyababa la than my work pc/screen

  134. Neria on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 5:25 pm 

    Guys please help tu, whats this duramine that everyone is talking of *sorry been living under a rock clearly*

    I really need to lose weight, joined the gym but eish not working cos i come back home and eat nonsense, worse when i visit my Gran which is like ALMOST EVERY WEEKEND!!! If i can just lose 10 nyana at least

  135. Luyah on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 5:55 pm 

    http://www.huisgenoot.com/uploads/articles/top_billing_wedding.jpg?width=300

    Is that Lorna’s husband? Wow

  136. MyThoughts on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 5:55 pm 

    Mojito Khune was not born in ’87 but late ’70s he he he ke bua thata. Mara yena ke ou toppie shem.

    Azande I even thought that you managed to get info ka accommodation somewhere else. I’ll be waiting for you e-mail then.

    New_Kid the fact that you thought about me when you passed Uitsig makes me blush and feel so special lol :-)

  137. Lover28 on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 5:58 pm 

    I have a friend that weighs 180kg, she’s done everything…. locked teeth, duramaine, cabbage soup, yonke into but fokol worked, thing is, loosing weight is all about discipline, you’ll have to quit alcohol ( which is her major problem), change your lifestyle completely to get satisfactory results… as for me, I’m just lazy shame and i always think about what im gonna do with my clothes ( and my alcohol), maybe if i find myself a rich man that’ll be willing to buy me a new wardrobe…. maybe :-)

  138. Bootylicious on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 6:37 pm 

    Tjo!!! O bjang monna wa Lorna le yena ge a le so?? Le ge bare love is blind, nkare legotlo le netswe ke pula. Ja basadi ba nale di liver ka m.o ntle ka month, shame I would also cheat on his ass he looks dead a tsamaya tjo

  139. only_child on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 6:54 pm 

    @MyThoughts ha ke New Kid nna lol

  140. MyThoughts on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 8:13 pm 

    Oh yes Only_Child lol.

  141. KhimKhadasheni on Tue, 31st Jul 2012 8:25 pm 

    Before I read the comments can I just ask: Why Lorna, WHY?! Are there not enough comrades to go around na? Why cheat with that kid from Expresso? Umalambane?! Worse UBANJWE???!!! *sigh* *goes back to read comments and chuckle*

  142. Tebo on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 12:18 am 

    LOL! @Bootylicious! O mobe monna oo yoh!! Nkari 5c ya kgale!

  143. crazydoll on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 6:57 am 

    You guys are bat/nasty. But le yena,not eben a smile-nyana on his face. Ncncncncn

  144. kamzababy on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 8:08 am 

    i thought gore if u go to gym and leave u gain your weight u lost back.. so the only important is how you maintain your body after. mara exercising is gud for you so while u drinking all ths concotions u must also exercise atleast twice a week

  145. Backstabber on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 8:23 am 

    hahaha la re Khune is not 25? i just googled his age.. hahaha woooo shem..

  146. Babyluv on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 8:29 am 

    Kwaaaa @booty

  147. Mojito on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 9:01 am 

    Mojito Khune was not born in ’87 but late ’70s he he he ke bua thata. Mara yena ke ou toppie shem.

    MyThought this means uthe minus 10years??? But yho!

    Guys where can i get a prescription for this duromine? My Dr. said no! & i go home & still dont fit into my clothes eish. Plz help guys…Bongi ningabhityi nodwa bethuna.

  148. nana on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 9:13 am 

    LMAO!! Really?? THAT is Lorna’s hubby???! TJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! No wonder!!

  149. Letebele on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 10:13 am 

    Bathong?! Wtf?? Tjo! Let me go read your comments.

  150. MyThoughts on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 11:45 am 

    Mojito yaz I thought you’re a man. Konje seufuna amaDieting* pills made me realise ukuthi umfazi. Almost fell in like with since Ehh2Jee is not giving me any attention :(

  151. Babyluv on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 12:19 pm 

    Thiza wam @lover28 180kgs. Hayi am going to join a gym, buy me Zumba dvds today and get the duromines

  152. bongi on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 12:27 pm 

    @ Mojito uphi wena im in CT..

  153. Mojito on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 2:11 pm 

    @Bongi iam in Pretoria dear. lol @ MyThoughts, were you gonna mack on me????

  154. sk1 on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 3:39 pm 

    @MyThoughts Khune ke le ’87…. plz don ask how i knw this coz ngizo xoshiwa

  155. Mojito on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 3:48 pm 

    Sk1 more info plz

  156. LadyMillion on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 4:04 pm 

    Hahah… no im not laughing at Lorna’s husband!

  157. sk1 on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 4:16 pm 

    Mojito eish , ol i can say is I work in finance house ..cant say mo *lips sealed*

  158. Gomolemo on Wed, 1st Aug 2012 5:07 pm 

    Triple Tjo at Lorna’s hubby, and i thought that my bf was ugly, shame my bf wa ijela moo…

  159. Shera on Fri, 3rd Aug 2012 10:51 am 

    Lorna Maseko and that lil BOY!!!…HHAWU!!!!!!!!!!!
    Bonang and Slikour I’m sure they’re good friends…(doesnt mean they’re back together)

  160. Smiles on Mon, 6th Aug 2012 1:05 am 

    Khune ke le 87. Dankie. He looks kinda older than he is, but he wouldn’t be the first person like that. Psyso is 30 but looks younger than that. Its life, it happens.

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