Mbau Back In The News
August 13, 2012 by Brown Shuga
Yep, she’s back in the headlines and that’s because her new book, “Bitch Please I’m Khanyi Mbau” is coming out this week. The book is said to be a tell all about “the heart-wrenching episodes of abuse she endured at the hands of her ex-husband Mandla Mthembu and the torrid and sordid shenanigans she got up to as businessman Theunis Crous’ mistress.”
If you feel like you still haven’t heard enough of her then read the book to find out about how small Crous’thing is and the kind of sex she and Mandla Mthembu had… apparently she once broke a nail or nails because she was clinging on to the headboard while having anal sex with Mandla. *sigh*
Will you be getting the book?
P.S. This is really NOT that important but while reading Lesley Mofokeng’s account in yesterday’s City Press on how he got to write the book, I came across this:
” This became our conversation starter over the years until one evening in December 2010, at a dinner with the US-tabloid-royalties Kim and Khloe Kardashian, I asked her to change the topic and rather collaborate with me in writing a book about her life. “ Read article HERE
I was at the dinner, and Lesley and Khanyi were not there. Must be a slip of the tongue pen….




lorrelai on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:57 am
Oh so that whole open letter thing was meant to get people talking. I hate it when public figures do that. So unnecessary. *sigh* I hope the book has photos of her boobs and thighs. Kidding.
I’ll buy the book!(Unless it’s piratable) I love Khanyi to bits and even though I’ve read all about her “not so normal” life, I still find her interesting. Plus, my life is boring so, ithi ndihambise ixesha.
Lol at Lesly’s xokings, unyanzelwa yintoni? Obviously the book is full of lies nje kwayona.
Lela on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:33 am
I feel so bad that i will buy this book, im sure Jesus will give me a side eye but ma curiosity is getting the better of me.
bongi on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:50 am
….damn i love her and will always love KM…yep I’m buying the book…i’ve been waiting for it…*biting my lower lip*
Miranda on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:03 am
You know moes, the book is going to be the talk of the town. Making all of us curious and messing up my short term goals in ‘books-to-read-soon’….goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mzuaqe on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 5:56 am
@Gomolemo we shall wait for the book ke! Hook us up LOL
Can somebody share the Open Letter to Khanyi Mbau Tog
Black_Diamond on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 6:05 am
I bet The ‘slipping of a pen’ of Lesley has already taken place in the book…I will be kindly waiting for the distribution of the book lana eJC#Hopeful
Black_Diamond on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 6:08 am
Can someone kindly explain to me the silver balls mentioned in 50 Shades….what they do,their size,their purpose.I tried 2 imagine them/scenario but nada satisfying my curiosity.I did google them but still,thusang tlhe
PowerPuff Gal on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 7:06 am
“Bitch Please I’m Khanyi Mbau!!!”
Good morning ma’bloggers.
Just when you think she’s down and out, BAM, she comes out with a tell all book. I’m not Khanyi’s biggest fan but damn you gotta respect her hustle. She’s everywhere and always up to something.
Miss T on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 7:08 am
So nje this Khanyi book is a ghetto version on 50 shades
Miss T on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 7:09 am
‘Of’ 50 Shades
bumbum on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 8:02 am
Savelelwa
**Stars** on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 8:06 am
Before I read this article- That pose looks PAINful. Bathong!!!
BlindFold on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 8:11 am
Someone forward me the book please here!!! not buying that at all.
I officially stopped reading 50 shades, its just too much i couldnt…
Rogue Angel on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 8:14 am
Can we also get that open letter plz
Zoe on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 8:14 am
Kwaaaaa @Khanyi’s book being the ghetto version of 50 Shades of Grey!
I’m going to try to order those beads on the matilda website month end. Already got my eyes on their silicone ben-wa balls.
*straight face*
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 8:19 am
If anybody has the downloaded book, please email me yall know my email address by now LOL
Zoe on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 8:28 am
@Ntomi mina sengiyothembela kuwe coz I can’t expose myself like that noooo lol
Guys is there any other institution besides Unisa where I can do an undergrad BCom part-time?
Please, please help a sister out.
Miranda on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 8:30 am
@BlindFold…..hahahaa, me too, I wasn’t gonna read 100 scenes of detailed the grey’s naughtyness, not when I have the richest men in babylon and the monk who sold his ferrari to start. I fastforwarded the book nna,I wanted to see what happens at the end…………………………….and
Christian and Ana get married , they have a baby boy
Dark8lord on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 8:34 am
Even the title is interesting
)
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 8:38 am
Guys that Christian though I tell you, at first I thought it was sexy and wanted me my Christian.Ay no I was lying, aneva ngibhakazwe ka nje to a point where by I cant even sit. Poor Ana,I almost cried when she asked him to make love and she wanting to touch him…I dont believe people actually get aroused by that hehehe
Maybe I want my own Christian but without the red room of pain or whatever it’s called, ngiyigwala kabi mina
kimmo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 8:39 am
reading the newspaper yesterday about this jus made me cringe, some people have a liver shame.
@ntombi when you get it please foward to me lol
LuvTerry on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 8:41 am
So if they lie about where the whole thing about the book started (@ the BF Cheeky thing with the Kardashians) that means that there could be alot that is not true in the book!
FunLover on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 8:42 am
Bitch please! There a 101 other books i’d rather buy!
Noance on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 8:59 am
I really doubt the credibilty of this book especially after Lesley’s purple lie, we all know they were not at the dinner! I personally would rather braai my money and watch it burn with a beef aroma coming from it than buy that nyols! Mbau has nothing new to tell, her life has already been splattered all over!
LuvTerry on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:01 am
LMAO @ FUNLOVER
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:02 am
Exactly Noance. we know what is in tht book mos!!! Its whast we have read about on Sunday world
Vesa on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:03 am
The way I’m not interested in this book? I won’t take my money and spend it on this, I’m sorry
FarmGal on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:06 am
Webakithi! The only reason ima buy this book ingoba ngithanda izindaba qha! You’ve got to give this chick a Bells tho! She knows how to stay relevant. Ukuthi imali usayimbaphi namanje kudela owaziyo!
Sikhathele onondindwa pretending to be angels la, I like Khanyi because what you see is what you get -kwayisholo uZola.
Leungo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:08 am
I really like this girl, she is a hustler of note.
Hustlers always find a way of being in the spotlight even my girl Beyonce realise that. She has always been a very private person but now that these days it’s about Rihanna, Kim Kardashin and other youngsters, she has now made her very private life very public by realising pictures on Tumblr and she knows that will get people talking.
Apparently there is also a movie or documentary about her life that is being released very soon.
So, I have to applaud this girl for hustling and putting food on the table. I guess one can”t fault her, it’s her life she is talking about and we being the very curious public, we will lap it up, painful anal sex and all.
Nokxie on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:29 am
Maybe babe hleli ngase scullery near the dishes
Ms.Zie on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:30 am
#sidenote Oooh guys, saw yout True Beauty Tea when I went to go get hair @ RAF, it’s mos written on the package : Mild Laxative Tonic. Oh, no I just left it. #TeamMapakisha til I die. Lol
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:32 am
Limited Edition!
*giggles*
Nokxie on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:36 am
@Zoe Wits Plus you can do ur BCom part-time there…weekdays 17h00 till 21h00 usually
Mina the synopsis is the whole book, so won’t even bother wasting my time reading it, time I can’t reclaim..the book will not give me any new insight or shock me with anything
Where do you order those balls, need some fun stuff to explore for my makhwapheni
Leungo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:38 am
Sikhathele onondindwa pretending to be angels la, I like Khanyi because what you see is what you get -kwayisholo uZola.
@Farmgirl, I so agree with you. People give us a cleaner images of themselves then the next thing we see them crying on newspapers and magazines begging the country for forgivess. Hai, Vuyo Mbuli, Fikile Mbalula etc.
Ms.Zie on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:44 am
I’ll read the book should I come across a free copy. Otherwise, I’ve got better ways to waste my cents. Lol
Monei on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:47 am
@zoe, ukzn also does distance learning.
Zoe on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:49 am
@Nokxie, thanks hun. Problem is that I’m too far from civilisation so attending on a daily basis is out.
*sigh*
For those balls you might want to try matildas.co.za
I’m not sure if they have them in stock but give it a try.
zara on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:50 am
hahahahaha; and i went in search of the book it retails for R161 please support Lesley, Khanyi and all the lies!!!!
Ice on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:50 am
The Open Letter to Khanyi was in the Lifestyle section of Sunday Times. It is quite scathing. The writer is basically telling Khanyi that she has no idea what class is. This open letter seems to have been sparked by anger that Khanyi did not pitch for a meeting to promote the book on Sunday Times.
The writer says Lamborghinis are for drug dealers and not people with class! That letter made me go Tjo!
Zoe on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 10:04 am
@Monei thank you, thank you, thank you! Will most def check it out.
Neria on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 10:15 am
@ Ice please share more tu!
I will also wait for the free copy or download – THANK YOU.
fufu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 10:19 am
Miranda usile yazi..nxxxx
MashDiva on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 10:27 am
Bloggers can we pull a 50 shades on this one…assemblief tog. I aint parting with R250 for Khanyi and Leslys lies…
Nokxie on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 10:29 am
Sadly its UNISA or try Damelin correspondence coz they offer some Unisa degrees there
sillyangel on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 10:51 am
The open letter to Khanyi is deeeeeeeeeeep!
the way, that lady tells Khanyi where to get off!!
My jaw was literally on the floor whilst reading it.
If you bought the subday times, go to the lifestyle section…
No that was worth my money.
Fezzy on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 11:28 am
Christian and Ana are ALWAYS having sex! Hhayi ngeke. And Ana is always horny for a person who was a virgin not so long ago.
MashDiva on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 11:30 am
I just finished the 1st book. From Chapter 8 onwards its just sex sex sex…This gal ona le nawa maan.
only_child on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 11:34 am
Mxm oh please the book is already fooling the potential reader abt how the idea of the book came about. What lies will those 2 conjure up with the content. Besides I decided long ago that Lesley is a reporter not a journalist. Not buying that,ha ke na sefuba sa manyala!
only_child on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 11:37 am
Mxm oh please the book is already fooling the potential reader abt how the idea of the book came about. What lies will those 2 conjure up with the content. Besides I decided long ago that Lesley is a reporter not a journalist. Not buying that book,ha ke na sefuba sa manyala!
Babyluv on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 11:39 am
Ja neh Khanyi Mbau
Backstabber on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 11:41 am
“Mandla loved anal s*x, I remember breaking nails clutching the headboard in pain” – Khanyi Mbau
TJO
Babyluv on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 11:56 am
Can someone please send me 50 shades. babyluv.jc@webmail.co.za
TheeGorgeous1 on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:08 pm
Babyluv il send u the first 1
am still looking for the 2&3 editions..
Someone pls help.
sisa921@gmai.com
Bigmama on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:15 pm
I like KM, but buying her book nah I won’t, will read it @ Exclusive… As 4 mandla asking 4 anal yoh…
As 4 crous, that man won’t change, he gave me his business card earlier this year. I wonder if his still doing pearl.
kimmo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:18 pm
lol@big mama and you said what when he gave you the card? its sad i wonder whats really missing in his life
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:20 pm
When are we discussing 50 shades guys?
Babyluv on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:31 pm
Ntombi forward it to me asseblief babyluv.jc@webmail.co.za
Fezzy on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:33 pm
@Ntombi lets discuss it now.
Ucabangani ngo Christian?
Fezzy on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:35 pm
Did Christian’s parent adopt all their kids? There’s a part where they tell us that Mia was 6months when she joined the family.
bumbum on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:36 pm
Hau @bigmama wenzani kodwa udlala ngethuba, he was going to buy you a nice ride ncwiii lol ¤joking¤
fufu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:38 pm
yaz all along i thought EL James was a man.
Pana on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:43 pm
nna i wouldn’t mind reading it hle. i’m not really her fan maar the book sounds interesting.
he he he@Mindlos ‘eating’ chocolate
Backstabber on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:48 pm
even tho i clearly stated that I will no longer be forwarding the book, i still have 50 odd emails asking for the book..
some don’t even know the title.. I’m getting requests for 50 shades of Black, Gold, Pink.. some are asking for 500 shades *sigh*
sweetbabe on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:50 pm
Hawu kodwa Ntombiyomzulu thina abanye bethu asinayo i copy
fufu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:52 pm
kwaaaaaaaaaaa @ backstabber.
lorrelai on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:53 pm
@Ntombi we’ll discuss 50 shades as soon as u (or anyone else who’s got) send me all 3 copies my darling. Please tu. Email: lorrelai4jc@gmail.com thank u in advance.
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:54 pm
kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @backstabber u lie shame haha
bumbum on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:57 pm
@Backstabber you finished me with the rainbow nation color of 500 shades lmao
sweetbabe on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:57 pm
ngicela ucopy nami sweetbabe2806@gmail.com
Backstabber on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 12:59 pm
@LadyMillion wish i could screen munch it..
and everyone is a silent blogger as if that makes a difference to me.. most emails start with,
Hi Backstabber
I am a silent blogger…. *sigh*
TheeGorgeous1 on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:02 pm
Hao Backstabber pretty pls..
I know the ttitle and can even spell it.
i can even draw it…
ngiyacela pls.
lulu boo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:02 pm
Kwa @ Backstabber sorry babes. Hai le nna i dont believe that Ann was a virgin. The I wanna f$$k u in the mouth part, and she did it perfectly the 1st time. Haibo!I must say the book changed my view on sex all together. I must start enjoying!
nana on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:07 pm
LMAO @Backstabber..you done with me! You know this book even kicked me off JC because I didnt want to read comments here about chapters that I havent even got too..so the past 4 days I was hard at it. I’m glad now cause I’ve finished the 2 books and on the 3rd one.
@Fezzy, Elliot is the only biological child.
nana on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:08 pm
I do want a Christian shame, 50 shades and all…I will accept. Lol
Backstabber on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:11 pm
LOL @nana..
but i sent the books to alot of people on JC i cant believe they arent sharing with other children.. that’s so wrong…
sillyangel on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:14 pm
@TheeGorgeous1 and @Ntombi please foward to me…pretty pleeeeease
my email add is twocook@yahoo.com
Backstabber on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:15 pm
guys i am still getting emails from silent bloggers, just got 3 now.. hahaha no shem, i just can’t..
Bigmama on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:17 pm
@kimmo, just took it, cos he was insisting, never called or emailed him. I also what he is need of. Shame
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:20 pm
I’m still on the 1st book, chapter 20…think im starting to lose interest.
Not sure if i will go on and read 2 and 3. or i’ll just jump to the end njee nami
Babyluv on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:20 pm
Kwaaaaa backstabber, thank you to whoever sent me the 1st book
kimmo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:22 pm
wa baiza wena bigmama, you could be shopping up the storm right now
TheeGorgeous1 on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:22 pm
sillyangel…Done
Babyluv…my pleasure
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:23 pm
I will send to people that send me their pics as wel *giggles*
and please dont forward your neighbours’
fufu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:25 pm
Guys can i please have the third book. ronelle23@gmail.com.
thank you.
Eyh2Jee on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:26 pm
hahaha @LadyMillionm.No,Please don’t play with desperate people.
Do you wanna loya us using our pics?
TheeGorgeous1 on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:29 pm
Ladymillion ostout!
girly.diva on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:30 pm
@nana pls share.. *hides*
Backstabber on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:30 pm
wena Eyh2Jee you already have the books, let LadyMillion loya them.. hahaha
lorrelai on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:31 pm
Sharing is caring guys. Nam ndiyamfuna u50 shades ndizothetha ngalo Christian nam hau. @LadyMillion? anyone? Please?
Qalo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:34 pm
Somebody kindly email me all 3books -50 shades of grey asemblief tog clempromotions@gmail.com
Thanx in advance
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:34 pm
Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa backstabber you done with me
@Fezzy I think its Elliot that is biologically theirs.
I personally think Christian is every woman’s dream and all kinds of sick but the type that you sill not resist. I think ana is bit like me, she is going along with christian at the back of her mind hoping and thinking ukuthi Christian will change his mind abt the contract and they will have a normal relationship, at the same time I think she kinda enjoys it.
Shame what a way to experience first time s*x buy being a submissive. Tjoooo*clapsonce*
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:38 pm
“Are you sore?” he asks, leaning over me.
“A little,” I confess.
“I like you sore.” His eyes smolder. “Reminds you where I’ve been, and only me.”
This guy ‘uNtomyami’shame
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:38 pm
uNtomyam vs Ntoyami
Qalo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:41 pm
@Mashvida received – thank you
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:42 pm
nana says; @Fezzy, Elliot is the only biological child. <—- wrong they were all adopted
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:42 pm
Does Anna own any clothes or shoes? always wearing Kate’s clothes. I cant stand friends like that tjoooooooooooo
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:43 pm
hahahaha Eyh2Jee i want to beat the silent blogger out of them from amapics abo..yah u can call it loyaring
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:44 pm
they were???
fufu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:44 pm
u Anna she is foverver wearing Kate’s plum dress.
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:45 pm
Heheheheh Lady million uyazithanda izipics sana, now Im starting to wonder if you didnt asend me your neighbours pic?Kwaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:45 pm
@sxylin …nam i thought they were all adopted
@Ntombi..kates’ apartment, kates’ car,kates’ dress, kates’ shoes, eeerrrrrthing YHU
Mapeh on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:46 pm
@ sexylin thanks babe for the books can’t wait to read and I’m staying out of jc until I finish all three I hate spoilers.
Great day everyone
fufu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:47 pm
yoo Ntombi you took words out of my mouth.uyaboleka lo sisi
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:47 pm
@Ntombi… ndiyazithanda nyani shame kwaaaaaaaaaaaaa no i sent u mine and thats 50 shades true
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:51 pm
Heheheheh
girly.diva on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:53 pm
@mapeh pls send to me 08299eight@gmaiil.com
sweetbabe on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:54 pm
Thanks Qalo
nana on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:57 pm
Hmmmm, Sxlyn..I didnt come across that info…So why does Christian says Elliot had to deal with Mia’s arrival too, on top of his (Christian’s) as if he’s (Elliot)the one who belong there??
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:57 pm
lol backstabber, my man wants to try anal. to think i almost did this weekend, kanti im gonna find out he’s cheating. mxm
Eyh2Jee on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:57 pm
hahahaha @ Backstabber: I’m trying to be the voice to those poor silent souls of silentVille shem,krkrkr.
@Stout wena @LadyMillion.But maybe they deserve it,coz I also got dem silent Boggers saying “hey ,I also want the SEXbook,and I’ve been silent blogging since Mandela’s release from jail….and I’m like “Nigger!WTF?was JC up &running that time?
Eyh2Jee on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 1:59 pm
kwaahaha @Zenzy: …all of you girls should try giving abany’abantwana some Analtjie…otherwise they’ll get it from somewhere else *side eyes @JG*
nana on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:00 pm
LMAO @ Ntombi, awuyek’u Ana, angithi u Kate has a closet full of clothes so I’m sure she’s the one who allows her..Lol .
Lol, awu shem Zenzy, skies.Isile leyo ex yakho yazi.
maphapheni on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:02 pm
nami can I have all 3 books sexysasa40@gmail.com **pretty please with a cherry on top
Thanks.
Bigmama on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:02 pm
@kimmo, haai no. He can fly.
fufu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:03 pm
eish whoever send me the third book,please please send it again u colleague has deleted the email .eish ronelle23@gmail.com.thank you
Botshelo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:04 pm
If 50 shades was a movie, who would play these characters well? not looking as the colour of the actor but how well you think the person can play the character
Monei on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:04 pm
hahaha@Fezzy. I find nothing wrong with Ana’s post-virgin hunger. nna the first few weeks after losing my virginity i was like a rabbit on steroids. i cudnt get enuff.
@Ntombi, shez that sweet, poor, loyal friend to a rich girl. basically living off her friend.lol! but, ya, i wana burn her plum dress.
abt Christian, mna i really think hez trying to be different. and hez really in love and loves ana and vice versa. nje he needs a traditional healer to help him with touching issues related to his past and uzoba ncono.
BlindFold on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:04 pm
May i ask why are people silent blogging..silent bloggers phendulani.
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:07 pm
should i dump him guys? im so sad yazi, 3 GOOD years down the drain, mara he is denying it shem even with all the evidence he’s refusing to own up!!
Monei on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:08 pm
@Botshelo, I heard they were considering Kristen Stewart. I am praying against that. there is nothing Ana abt her. to answer ur q,Ana reminded me of the girl who acted as Felicity in that series that used to show on eTv. but i think shez too old now. Noni Anika Rose cud do ana but her nose can be distracting. Christian neh…. i don’t think i wana actually imagine him as a real person. but looks wise, the guy who acted as the twins on The Social Network cud do it for me.
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:10 pm
hahahahahahahahahaahaha I love Anna bandla! She is not poor! in a way i relate to poor Anna who has a rich friend hahahahaaha; @nana its because Elliot got to the family first, then Christian
bumbum on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:15 pm
I’m @ BMW and who said loaded guys dress in expensive labels was wrong shame or not all of them but jah the guys are loaded buying abo M3 cash while we pay instalments thina hai ngeke
Botshelo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:16 pm
mhmm @ Monei, interesting your reply.
can I just KWAAAAAA @all silentbloggers, entlik what is it that is making it difficult for ya’ll to comment? not be famous on the blog, comment? Clearly your silent blogging stunts aint working for ya’ll, khaman *inWildy’s voice* commentang!
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:17 pm
if i remember correctly when Anna, “fell into Christian’s office! Did they not say he was african american? with dreadlocks *closes eyes* or was it just me
fufu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:17 pm
bum bum maybe we know each other.
fufu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:19 pm
yes Sxylin that is what i also thought,when she’s was interviewing him.
Qalo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:19 pm
Ok bandla! Enough forwarding for the day.
No more inboxes pls fellow silent bloggers
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:19 pm
No Sxlin the african american with dreadlocks is the man that got out of the office and greeted Christian and asked him about the golf or whatever while ana was still waiting to go in to do the interview.
SpongeBob on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:23 pm
Mna I want a Christian without the 50 shades of f*cked up. Anal yona soze shem, a man efuna ianal mayiye kwi gays asseblief.
Bohlez on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:23 pm
@ zenzybear He he he, I have a good feeling that ur man is cheating with me hey, he just told me this morning that his main woman found out about us and she is mad mmmmmmmm *noty smile*
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:24 pm
Flip Monei…I was still thinking who could play christian and you are on point with the guy from The social Network…
I even thought if they could get a younger version of richard Gere especially when Christian smiles i cant help but picture Richard Gere yazi
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:27 pm
Tjooooo!!! Bohlez lol…
Yazi I always cant help but think that my boyfriend’s wife is on JC hehehehe*justsaying
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:32 pm
@ zenzybear He he he, I have a good feeling that ur man is cheating with me hey, he just told me this morning that his main woman found out about us and she is mad mmmmmmmm *noty smile* <——- this though! Thats why we as women stay LOSING SMH
Bohlez on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:33 pm
@Ntombi Yomzulu I just realised that JC is such a small world, you would be surprised, so many celebs, people we work with, relatives… they are all here silent blogging, not forgetting jounalists and radio dj’s who are always talking about the mgozi they get from la e khaya
Botshelo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:34 pm
@ sxylin the dreadlocked person was a man, if i recall correctly, and his dreads were arranged well *think push back*
hot.chocolate on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:34 pm
Please can I get a copy of the book…pretty please
I’m dying to read it: justcuriousblogger83@gmail.com
Bohlez on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:35 pm
@ Sxylin,yeah I stay LOSING
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:35 pm
is my man tall and light in complexion? @sxylin
Monei on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:35 pm
hahahahaah@sxylin- grey being black with dreads. As Ntombi sed, thats the guy who was in before ana. dnt u recall when they describe him they tend to mention his copper hair..? i tend to ignore that line-make shim sound like a redhead. ga ke sure ka a sexy redhead.
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:36 pm
meant @bohlez
lorrelai on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:37 pm
Hugs and kisses to Soso. Thank u so much.
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Halla if u don’t have all 3 yet.
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:37 pm
yazi and this girl keeps stalking me nge pvt number. im so hurt and upset. i wish there was a way i could get her number. all i know is her name and date of birth…
Bohlez on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:38 pm
@zenzybear, where does your man stay? I will confirm if it’s him or not
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:39 pm
Oh yes it is small, mina I got an email from a certain celeb asking for the book, Gomolemo and I were laughing about that ngeWeekend she sent her an email as well…ay no!!!
Botshelo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:40 pm
and the way Ana cums, its so fantasy1 NXA!
Qalo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:41 pm
Zenzybear & bohlez le jola le albert *kwaaaa*
Bohlez on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:43 pm
kwaaa Lelo is bauss shem and the way they like dissing JC, but again they come here and read what is said about them and the next thing they write on twitter that peeps are haters
Monei on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:46 pm
@Botshelo, duznt it just crack u up when she refers to her kuku as her sex? lol!its stories like this that perpetuate the simultaneous orgasms. frm the book u’d think its 90% the case. whereas in reality…u cud be lying there waiting and waiting go re go fele coz wena kgale o feditse or u cud be there annoyed coz sum1 ended the party prematurely and cnt recover fast enuff for a second round.
maphapheni on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:49 pm
@lorrelai sexysasa40@gmail.com please send me all 3! thanks
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:49 pm
To think I only experienced an orgasm 5 years after my VeeJay was broken
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:49 pm
hahahahaha @Monei phela as i went deeper into the book i was too lazy to refer to the beginning ; i also blocked that red hair from my mind! didnt tickle my fancy; i put John Legend’s face there hahahaha
Eyh2Jee on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:51 pm
Orgella has been down this past week.Esish tis been very bad.
http://orgellaonline.com/2012/08/04/event-spotted-at-the-call-it-spring-sa-launch/
Qalo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:52 pm
Zenzybear ul be amazed what kinda help ul find here on jc. What’s her name? Date of birth? Let us help u trace her
So u can stalk her back
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:52 pm
hahahahaha @Botshelo ! al the time the orgasm is sooo intense hhayi mani!
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:53 pm
jhb south @bohlez
Fezzy on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:53 pm
and the way Ana cums, its so fantasy1 NXA!
Yazi! Ngathi nje she is always ready to cum. And I think Christian and always cums too fast/real quick.
I wud slap Mrs Robinson!
Miss T on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:53 pm
@Zenzybear expose that trick! What’s her name & D.O.B?
@sexylin, saw ur pic this weekend…ur beautiful
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:54 pm
please do help Qalo.. her name is Thembi Gumede, i think second name is Sibongile, date of birth 1988/08/08
SpongeBob on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:55 pm
“yazi and this girl keeps stalking me nge pvt number. im so hurt and upset. i wish there was a way i could get her number. all i know is her name and date of birth…” «– this here is what I don’t understand ngabantu ababiwayo. Ungena in this thing eyazi ba uyafihlwa, down the line she’s stalking the wife/ main woman. For ntoni maan?
Bohlez on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:57 pm
oh oh oh zenzybear, mine also stays JHB South, tjoweeeeee
chilled sweet lemonade on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:58 pm
guys please loan me your copy once you have bought it….i just feel like i wont read anything new about miss mbau!
Monei on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 2:58 pm
oooh! her id number wud be so cool if it just carried on with 8′s and 0′s like my mom’s.080888….
Zoe on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:02 pm
Christian Grey >> Eric Dane. Google him!
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:02 pm
i had to deactivate my facebook coz i commented on my man’s status then she flooded my inbox. what hurts most is that he has told this gal about our problems. she is using those things as ammunition when attacking me. how could he do that mara? discuss n bad mouth me ko his makwapheni? for eng? am so hurt hle im trying very hard to hold back the tears seeing as im at work
Vesa on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:03 pm
Lol at people reading the same book but understanding it differently!
Mara ntho tse le di etsang!!! Now putting side chicks tsa your man’s name & surname here? Phew
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:04 pm
i have a feeling nje ukuthi la asebenza khona she maybe has access to some sort of database. she knows everything ngami, ukuthi ngisebenzaphi, ngihlalaphi, where i have accounts etc
Miss T on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:04 pm
@Zenzybear, her otha name is Sthembiso not Sbongile.
Monei on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:06 pm
lol@Zoe. why didnt u just say McSteamy? he cud’ve but he’z too old.
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:06 pm
how u know tho? miss T
Fezzy on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:07 pm
Aybo Miss T uyashesha mos!
I see being a Naija’s wife is coming in handy.
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:10 pm
yoooooooooooooooooh ! MissT wena umazelaphi; hehehehe ! MissT where did you see my photo?
Miss T on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:11 pm
Lol. Just googled her.
Qalo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:12 pm
Hahahaaaa@ Fezzy… Go on missT with rest of info zenzy needs
Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:12 pm
Death by Fezzy lol
Miss T on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:14 pm
Ha ha ha. I’m joking guys. I just saw sum motsetserepana on fb & assumed its her
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:15 pm
google wont have her cell number, i need to speak to this gal weitsi. i will feel better, her stalking is driving me nuts, i need a proper convo with her…
Backstabber on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:17 pm
and the silent bloggers keep asking…
wena Fufu you posting your ‘colleagues’ email up here again? the silent bloggers are gonna start asking you/her for the book.. lol
Lela on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:18 pm
Yhe madoda! Zenzy when u find her undibize. Sizombethela nje ukukuhlukumeza not ukutya indoda. Makatye indoda aphume kuwe. Asile amantombi yhazi. Yima kancinci ke ngoyilahla indoda yona siqale sisolve lengxaki.
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:18 pm
how do i put up an avatar?
lulu boo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:19 pm
@Zenzy sorry hle! *huggies*
BeyBey on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:20 pm
Sexylin: Please send me the book toe, 50 Shades what what
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:20 pm
but then again nvm, an avatar after hangin up my dirty laundry… not a good idea, whooo lela… thought i knew him hey. shem bengi wrong
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:22 pm
much respect to her though, she managed to take him away just like that… girls like her know their business… im not even about to fight it. i love him kodwa hai… thanx @lulu boo
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:24 pm
whooo guys let me stop typing hey.. coz ngiyakhala manje, phambi kwa bantu…
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:24 pm
@zenzybear dont entertain trash at the end of the day wena you were not the side ho; how is that going to benefit you; talking to her? let it be; i know from experience you will be tempted but hlukana nakho lokho
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:24 pm
@sexylin..the african-american guy was a guest stepping out of Christians office
not sure if someones responded to this already
Botshelo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:24 pm
@Botshelo, duznt it just crack u up when she refers to her kuku as her sex
@Monei, ngwano ke setlaela sela sa gore if it was a movie and you meet the person who played the character o tla mo klap
she just gets wet, she just cum! *fok man EL James* wa re akela
Bohlez on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:28 pm
@zenzybear,oh I just saw the DOB, naaa it’s not me *deep breath*
lorrelai on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:30 pm
Katlego…..@webmail, your email addy keeps bouncing back
do u perhaps have another one?
Fezzy on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:31 pm
she just gets wet, she just cum
@Botshelo…she is foreva wet. And as for walking with those balls inside her at Christians parents charity function? Hhayi ngeke! I still refuse to bliv that she was a virgin. She has tendencies of being a HO!
Zoe on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:34 pm
@Monei lol yeah I could’ve. But it would’ve been hotter if he was sightly older (early thirties maybe)
Oh but McDreamy is just so yummy. He is sex on legs. I could cum like Ana just thinking about him lol.
@Fezzy kodwa wathathwaphi? Lol
fufu on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:35 pm
@ backstabber angithi wena you sent me two books only .lol
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:39 pm
My Christian was more like Eric Dane @Zoe
My mind wanted him to be black though
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:40 pm
hawu Fezzy nami like Anna i get horny nje from a touch, a stare nje ! which prob makes me a ho! hahahaha im serious! @Zoe yoh i used to dream of that McDreamy hahahaha yoh *wipes forehead*
I also found it too off putting ukuthi Christian is that young and the way he conducts himself; i think that research was wrong!
Zoe on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:41 pm
McSteamy, pardon me. He should be McYummy.
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:42 pm
eish the way im craving egusi soup though *weeps uncontrollably* Miss T any plan for me oo ?
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:48 pm
what’s ‘egusi’ soup?
Zoe on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:52 pm
@Sxylin I’m training my mind to be like that and it seems to be working (get horny by just a touch or stare).
@LadyMillion I want him white and dirty. I would’ve loved if it was a black girl. Ana is so bland, she reminds me of Anna Hathaway from the Princess Diaries.
If, on the other hand, it was a black girl wrapping her chocolate legs around him, it would’ve been waaaay hotter!
Miss T on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:53 pm
Lol @Sexylin. I’ll cook it tonight & ship it for you ne?
Botshelo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:54 pm
My mind wanted him to be black though @LadyMillion me 2
@Fezzy, that Ana is a ho, even her subconcious refers her as 1
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:57 pm
Bt i just love how he’s always holding her hand everywhere they go…its mega cute
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 3:58 pm
omg @Zoe thats the girl that was on my mind’s eye too ! Anne Hathaway haahahaha ! Its very possible if you have chemistry with your man i tell ya! its fireworks all the way! even that whole licking your lips at a dinner table thing works ; and the whole sucking his finger after tasting meat from him hahahahaaha Fezzy uzohlala uhorny njengo Anna hahahaha
Botshelo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:05 pm
maybe Kate loves the friendship becasue she enjoys seeing Ana at her mercy
to dates, she is wearing her clothes, to interviews she is wearing her clothes, fok man!
Ana knows only jeans and converse shoes, thats all she owns!
underwear set e 1 bought by Grey!
Does she even know the term weekend bag? or sleepover bag?
Toothbrush – Grey’s at the suite I understood, but at his house?
This kid is just blonde and horny!
Ana is used to being dominated, Kate was her 1st Dom, as she puts it
lorrelai on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:05 pm
Katlego, still. But I suspect the problem lies with my phone. I’ve asked maphapheni to forward u the books. Ube patient neh nana?
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:06 pm
please Miss T i beg i beg i go wait for my egusi ooo
Monei on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:06 pm
hayi Botshelo and Fezzy, mna i’m offended. manje thina abanye just coz the body is self lubricating and sumtyms excessively (i do not go commando for fear of dripping) we r ho’s?! some hormones r just intune with their host body’s needs. i like instant gratification and quantity, so i wud probably also erupt quickly but probably not as dramatically as ms James describes it.lol
Fezzy on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:07 pm
@Syxlin…I also dont like the fact that Christian is that young. They shud have made him older, like Anna falls for a man older than her and struggles to stay away from him.
Tjo Syxlin mina I have my moments yazi. I dont just get horny nje.
Gomolemo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:07 pm
Hi guys, Im still nursing a babalaz from saturday. I have so busy im only on Chapter 9 of the first book, now i feel left out.
@Zenny, if your boyfriend was mine, he could have given me that Ho’s number immediately or taken me to her. Wa hlala wena!!
Monei on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:07 pm
@zenzybear, egusi is sum type of nigerian soup.
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:13 pm
Gosh so many teaser trailers of 500 shades of Black on tube.
There definitely should be a movie
Nthabi on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:15 pm
Guys pls send me the 50 Shades thingy m.allicia@yahoo.com
Botshelo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:15 pm
@Monei, sorry tlhe, I apologize. Mara Ana is like she is on some TIGER BUM steriods! EVER READY BUNNY!
Botshelo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:16 pm
@Nthabi, are you by any chance @Lady gaga?
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:17 pm
you tube that is
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:18 pm
Someone send @Nthabi 50 SHADES THINGY plz guys
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:18 pm
mara Botshelo i went to university with a lot of Annas! she seems to me to be the happy go lucky kinda girl; i love her innocence!
you are over analysing the book shem Botshelo
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:19 pm
My bad! I meant “THE 50 SHADES THINGY”
Gomolemo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:19 pm
Im also still getting requests, i even got one from a politician. I ignore them all. Politician of nie politician!!
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:21 pm
@Gomo u dont know how badly i want her number… ya neh not having connections in life has its downfalls. i dont even know where to start ka ‘investigation’
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:24 pm
zenzybear get your call records
Gomolemo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:26 pm
@Zenzy, dear u are not listening to me, kere your boyfriend MUST give u her number. Give him an ultimum(sp). I know im the wrong one to talk, since im a cheat myself. Mare we dont want it done to us, legone im trying to change. LOL
Botshelo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:29 pm
@Gomo, tjotjotjo kante ko revolutionary building ba bala 50 what what! *assuming its an anc member, it cant be IFP*
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:30 pm
ultimum vs ultimatum hahahahahaha kunzima shem Gomo dont do that to the Queen’s language i beg of u
Gomolemo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:32 pm
@Botshelo, kare nne ke maketse.
@Sxylin wa simolla neh?
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:36 pm
@Sxylin wa simolla neh? what does that mean @Gomo
Soccerbabe on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:36 pm
this dating this married man and he’s your Christian moneywise, so the wife busted the sms from hubby to makwapeni *friend* telling her he has transferred the money and boy did the wife force hubby to drive over to this girl’s place and when they got there she was busy interrogating this girl asking her if she loves her hubby or not and she was telling her to lay off her kids money because she is aware that hubby is an asshole that sleeps around but she is not bothered by that only that them hos are chowing her kiddies money. Tjo ku rough la ngaphandle, the way she was screaming for the whole world to hear
Gomolemo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:38 pm
@SXylin, it means something like “you are at it again”
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:39 pm
she calls nge private. this one time she left a voicemail then when it gives the option ye ‘press 3 to return the call’ but when i press 3, it says call ended. i called vodacom coz kenale contract neh, they told me they dont keep records of calls coming in, they only keep record of the calls i make because those are the calls im charged for
Monei on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:40 pm
@botshelo, apology accepted.
@sxylin, simolla= setswana for start, in this context: u’r starting neh?
Gomolemo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:43 pm
@Soccerbabe, my sister was once cheating with a certain celebrity who is married. The wife found out and went to my sister’s workplace. She told my sister that, she was there before hubby was famous and has supported him blah..blah…Imagine an Indian woman screaming profanities!! Not a nice picture.
Botshelo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:47 pm
@zenzybear, there is a price tag to everything, if you need that number vodacom will give you, pay them you will get the number
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:51 pm
@Gomolemo..is that zelebrithi Lungelo by any chance. Yes, No, 50 shades far from it?
Ms Keri on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:51 pm
@zenzybear i fully understand what you going through but let it be just tell that man of urs that his ho must stop calling you and be strong ….amadoda kodwa smh *huggs*
Gomolemo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:54 pm
@Ladymillion, my lips are sealed. Ill just say that the certain celebrity was a Ben 10 to Tabea. He still calls her regularly and delivers some gifts.
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:58 pm
Hehehe Tabea is ur mom-in-law isn’t it?
zenzybear on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 4:59 pm
i love him hey… n i dont really wana leave
but ke this hurts yoooh never even saw it coming
Gomolemo on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 5:01 pm
No@Ladymillion, she is my sister (its a nickname i gave her)
Loulou on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 5:04 pm
Hello my darlings! Been busy all day
Missed out on the fun :’(
as for 50 Shades ne? *wipes brow*
I will definitely buy Khanyi’s book! That open letter made me cringe though
I recommended it to a guy I met last week (the one I was telling you about@Sxylin) and he texts me the other night to say that he’s gonnna start and wants to exchange notes on the book *faints*
Rogue Angel on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 5:05 pm
Here is that link to the oprn letter: http://t.co/zgz7XT2L
Sorry BS 4this but peeps are asking
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 5:06 pm
@Gomo..Oh konje!
That indian woman was/is a bit cray apparently
LadyMillion on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 5:08 pm
Thanks @Rogue, kunini ngiyimele
Miss T on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 5:10 pm
Agg man @Zenzybear. Sorry luv. Don’t hurt urself even more by entertainin this gal. Jus leave her
Babyluv on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 5:23 pm
Wow that open letter neh
Rogue Angel on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 5:26 pm
You welcome @LadyM
sxylin on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 5:38 pm
Hahaha@ that letter, that is exactly what I been trying to tell people!
Nandisile on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 7:03 pm
@rogueangel Thanks! Been wondering abt this open letter evryones talking abt..
@lorrelai pls send me the books? Or at least 50shades of grey? Ntombiyezulu@gmail.com (i swear this has always been my email address Ntombi Yomzulu lol!)
Guys izinto zihlale zingeqa nje yesses. *Smh*
Nandisile on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 7:07 pm
@zenzy phephisa sisi.. Know how u feel it’s terrible. And this girl harassing you nx!
Not to rub salt but, did u find out abt her becos of her bday last wk? As in did he do something around that time? *don’t have to answer if it’s too much* Sending love&strength.
Eyh2Jee on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 8:52 pm
@Zenzy: ouch ngxesi hlena.
The only prob here is your so called eX(MAN)… he disrespected you.Did you try tell him about all these stalking tendencies of this new lady? *smh*
She is the real Naomi Fischer of this life,I tell you.She’s dangerous,get away from this guy!OR maybe she is loyaring this guy neh…why is he denying the obvious?
makaboy on Mon, 13th Aug 2012 9:48 pm
@Zenzy go to the police station & open a case of intimidation. Once you have a case number Vodacom will give you the number, I also had a private number stalker & she was caught
switpie on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 8:41 am
@zenzybear the person you lookin for is me. M theee thembi that’s making you cry and still gng to nana.
ima call u with my number later
Backstabber on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 8:46 am
and the plot thickens… *grabs popcorn*
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 8:59 am
switpie i know ur not her, coz u see… her english sucks…
LadyMillion on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 9:05 am
Mfcim!
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 9:07 am
lol whats wrong lady mil?
Backstabber on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 9:10 am
I honestly fail to fathom why one woman would want to intentionally hurt another. You managed to pull a #Lebusa so why the need to rub it in Zenzybears face. go be happy with your “man”
@Zenzybear, I think you should be glad this nigga showed you his ways maybe now you can find someone deserving of your love. This girl will get what’s coming to her.
If she persists on stalking you just get the police involved, don’t give her unnecessary attention by talking about her.
And those who are taunting @Zenzybear by claiming to be that Naomi Fisher wanna be… ya’ll are so lame!
elegnamis on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 9:12 am
*hangs head in disappointment*
bongi on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 9:14 am
i would love to read the open letter but it doesnt open ..can someone please help…direct me somewhere or email to me?..
oratile on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 9:16 am
tjo
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 9:16 am
u see she’s very ghetto, she was gonna say something along the lines of ‘usazo khala sf*be’ etc
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 9:18 am
thanks backstabber. can i move on guys, i prefer to not talk about either one of them anymore. i think i will buy the mbau book, just nje to keep me busy, n i dont think we’ve heard it all when it comes to her hey. i think that gal still has many skeletons in the closet, i think the book will reveal ALL
Phindy on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 9:21 am
@Zenzy, when u told ur man abt Naomi what did he say or do?
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 9:34 am
well she copied n pasted him my responses to her, forgetting to paste the things she was saying to me. then he attacked me for swearing at her. ngibone lapho where this guy’s priorities lie hey. he believes everything she feeds him. wont even bother to hear my side, when i tried to show him msgs she sent me, he said he wants no part in this mess me n her must figure it out. but i respond to her n she copies n pastes my responses n all of a sudden he wants to be a part of it and is taking sides? yes i swore at her but i am pissed off and very hurt and ungisukele and used personal things he told her about me as ammunition against me. so yes i wasvery pissed i will obviously curse her back… but noooo. now im the psycho girlfriend
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 9:37 am
i swore at her i wont lie, bengi kwatile i had every right. and its not like this guy is just some fling that iv been dating for peanut years, its been long, we have been thru it all. so yebo i am very angry n bitter especialy coz she knew, she knows im in the picture, every women deserves true love and happiness, but not at the expense of another’s heartbreak
sexymm on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 9:38 am
Morning ma bloggers.
Out of topic: heyi sengifile ukuthumela i 50shades, not that im complaining kodwa hawe mah!the red light on my BB is panyapanying waya waya.
BlindFold on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 9:41 am
Demelang
Lesson no 1. Ladies..never ever confront the boyfriend/husbands side dish, never. As much as it hurts you need to deal with your man not the other women.
Be a lady and hold your head up high and walk away.
switpie on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 9:48 am
Zenzy was just playing don’t even know that thembi chick. Askies thou just rather don’t entertain her speak to ur man instead. She’ll grow wings if u do call her
sxylin on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 9:59 am
zenzybear *hugs nana askies but hard truth that man is no longer yours! he has left willingly! makahambe i hope that girl gets another sferb like her who will corobrik her rha!!!! nx!
Backstabber on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:00 am
Amen @Blindfold…
sexymm on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:03 am
Morning ma bloggers.
off topic: heyi sengifile ukuthumela i 50shades, not that im complaining kodwa hawe mah!the red light on my BB is panyapanying waya waya.
Fezzy on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:03 am
Zenzy…indoda yakho yinja man! Dont leave him cos u will hurt even more. Rather think about revenge my sweetness and if you need tips…halla at your gal.
sexymm on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:04 am
Askies Zenzy ne.
Chase on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:07 am
@zenzybear
r us staying in soweto?
if u r then le mk yakho ihlala e orlando.
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:08 am
ya chase… that’s her. uyamazi?
LadyMillion on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:09 am
@Zenzy…was responding to switpies post before she said she was playing
kimmo on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:09 am
bathong jimmy joo is for lap dancers, really??
askies @zenzybear
Fezzy on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:12 am
Tjo…Chase uyamazi? Pls tell Zenzy ukuthi ukuphi tu. Zenzy I will khapha u siye e Orlando.
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:14 am
please tell me chase
Phindy on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:14 am
@Zenzy,ag askisi man nana. I have 2 agree wt @Sxylin, myekele ahambe cos he’s taken sides vele. Usebonisile ukuthi ukuphi. Sorry my baby man, I feel ur pain. U Naomi yena bazomu sorta ontanga yakhe, myekele. Its painful, I know but mayb uyakunceda. I had the same/similar situation happen 2 me some years ago & guess what, that guy cheated on the chick & gave her AIDS while I was busy preparing 2 get married 2 a really good man. So unga worry, jus move on quietly & live ur life!
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:15 am
ya neh amadoda… this morning bekuthi ngingavuki, bekuthi ngingayi nase msebenzini… yena lapho akhona uright akana ne stress…
Eyh2Jee on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:40 am
@BackStabber,lol,uNaomi phela is that sidechick.@Zenzy’s K,not Zenzy herself.Naomi is any dangerous sidechick ,lol
sexymm on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:49 am
Chase plz tell Zenzy, nami ngizomkhapha no Fezzy.
LadyMillion on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:53 am
Jimmy joo vs Jimmy Choo… *johnny walker* haha
Backstabber on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 11:03 am
@Eyh2Jee.. yea, I know.. I think you misread that sentence.. lol
kimmo on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 11:06 am
tsek wena lady million !hahahahahahaha
Chase on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 11:30 am
@zenzybear, wht do u wanna knw? i sugest u just let ths thing go cos its nt worth spending tym on.
ngijole goed e orlando east and she tried 2 do da same ku makhumalo wam and ngam dumpa same tym, eish let me stop b4 i reveal my intersexions.
fabulicious on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 11:39 am
@sexxymm nawe u ghetto njengo @Fezzy kanti?
*kiddng Fezzy*
@Fezzy do u know a gal called Hlengiwe Thando from eZakheni? (Still tryna recall her surname)
Biskiti on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 11:39 am
Tjerrr, the pity party ya Zenzybear is still on? Gosh!! The funniest thing would be if it turns out that Chase is the girl from orlando..bwaa haaa haa haaa.
Zenzy, build a bridge and get over your excuse of a man. And please do so asap before you die of a heart attack, depression or HiV! I can never understand women that continuously sacrifice themselves like this, all in the name of love…surely being a nun is much more fulfilling than all the heartache…
Move on Sisi, if not for yourself, do it for us. Yes, me & the rest of other silent bloggers are tired of your story. Especially seeing that it has no relevance to the article at hand, nor is it about feimas phephul, or o feimas wena?
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 11:40 am
mina iv only seen her pictures chase… is she that hot? angi understandi coz from what i see ku facebook her lifestyle is not impressive, ingako i was asking my man ukuthi really, does he wanna throw 3years of a good relationship away for that?
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 11:41 am
lol ok shap biskiti, i think i work with u… stand up il wave
Miranda on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 11:44 am
@ Phindy, Ek verstaan nie die volgende…
I had the same/similar situation happen 2 me some years ago & guess what, that guy cheated on the chick & gave her AIDS while I was busy preparing 2 get married 2 a really good man. So unga worry, jus move on quietly & live ur life!
The man you were preparing to marry, cheated and gave someone AIDS?, is that what you saying?
Backstabber on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 11:48 am
Hahaha Biskiti…
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 11:48 am
GUYS CAN I PLEASE ASK THOSE WHO HAVE AN IDEA REGARDING IZINTO ZE LABOUR LAW ETC.
if my employment contract says im not entitled to med aid, pension fund the works… only uif, but pension is deducted from my payslip. does this mean when i die my mum wont get a cent? and yet its going off my salary?
Vesa on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 11:52 am
Lol @Miranda! Go back and read again.
fabulicious on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 11:53 am
U Hle Mvubu weh Fezzy
sxylin on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 12:00 pm
hahahahahahaha Bisikiti! @ zenzybear; other girls will say bakutyele its nothing personal hahahahaahaha *askies* The Durban girls also say,” ngik’shaye ngestina its nothing personal indoda ithathwa emuntwini!
Fezzy on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 12:00 pm
Lutho @fabu…angimazi. yazi angazi muntu waseZakheni. No nginamanga…I know this 35 year old lady who sells her body at Nugget Street and she’s from eZakheni.
Hawu Biskiti! Who are you and what did you do to the Biskiti I imagined to be this sweet cute boy and liked? Please bring him back. This Biskiti is mean.
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 12:02 pm
BISKITI is a guy? i think i work with u… well theres a gay guy here at work who goes by biskiti…
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 12:04 pm
but he’s right guys, life goes on and on and on. some chick here at work has a lace wig/weave. OMG im soooo jealous. hot hot hot. how much are they R5000?
sxylin on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 12:12 pm
hahahaha Bisikiti is it you working with zenzybear?
Biskiti on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 12:35 pm
Haaahahaaaaa Fezzy, nami i have my off days, when i want drama nje, but everyone la ekhaya is on this compassionate tip…Ok, let me go drink coffee, and get back to being the sweet guy Fezzy knows. My heart does bleed for Zenzybear, mara she has to dust herself now and continue to enjoy life, make the prick feel like crap for walking out on her.
Sxylin, nah, i don’t work with Zenzy, besides i’m not gay and don’t go around calling myself biskiti. actually i will change this username…let me think..
sxylin on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 12:40 pm
hahahahahaha im also changing mine @bisikiti
Phindy on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 12:54 pm
@Miranda, ex bf gave new gf(former side chick) aids after engishayile nge stina.
fabulicious on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 1:38 pm
@Fezzy yazi uyakwazi yena
Fezzy on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 1:45 pm
Ayi yabonake Fabu. First it was u who claimed to know me and now this Hlengiwe Mvubu. Where does she know me from?
Please ask her to drop me a mail.
Nawe futhi wenze kanjalo.
Gomolemo on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 1:47 pm
So@Phindy, how do u know that your ex gave this chick Aids? maybe she had it all along…you do know that you can live with HIV for many years before the symptoms shows, or unless u knew your ex’s status??
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 1:53 pm
Hi Gomo
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 1:58 pm
chase, email? or can i hit u with mine?
Gomolemo on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 2:02 pm
Hello@Zenzy, o robetse yang skat?
Patrache on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 2:14 pm
Yippie, no more silent blogging!! Fezzy, cannyu please send a copy of 50 shades, all 3 copies if it’s not much of a muchness, enkosi in advance.
Bummer!! I can’t access the “no Untitled” article. Hope i ain’t missing much…
Does anyone have a link to that Open letter to Khanyi Mbeyawuu?
Hi Syxlin, i luv your ambiance!
Gomolemo on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 2:19 pm
Guys metlholo this morning, i went to see this woman who is designing/sewing my traditional wedding dress. O dirile tlhogo yage fela. The dress looks horrible, nothing that i ask for at all. And then she goes on to tell me that the design that i chose would not have fitted my figure. Tjo!! I lost it, if it wasn’t for my sister i dont know what i would have done. Im so depressed!!
Chase on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 2:26 pm
give me urs or leave ur details with my pa manny, ill b back in jozi nxt week or month end.
Gomolemo on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 2:28 pm
@Patrache, u dont waste time honey neh? welcome!!
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 2:34 pm
no Gomo that lady osile hey, its ur wedding, ur choice, she had no right to decide what would suite u better or not, plus u gonna pay her mos! tjo osile hey! @chase karabo.ditsele@gmail.com
Gomolemo on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 2:48 pm
@Zenzy, at first she refused to give me my deposit back, after much screaming and swearing, she eventually relented. Now, i have a duty to find someone else.
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 2:49 pm
i know a lady who is brilliant ka traditional ko jozi hey, do u stay in joburg? i could give u her digits
Gomolemo on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 2:56 pm
Please provide
Phindy on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 3:02 pm
Hi Gomo, let’s jus say I’m a member of the HPCSA…as 4 ama status wabo, they r both being treated @ the institution I work 4 & I’m part of the team responsible 4 their treatment.
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 3:14 pm
give u later when i get home Gomo
Gomolemo on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 3:14 pm
@Phindy, i hear you dear, but my question was, how do u know that your ex gave it to her, not the other way around? I hope im clear….
Patrache on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 3:36 pm
Please hook me up Gomo…i also wanna be horny by this Anna & Grey business…what’s your email, i’ll send you from my private address. By the way, there’s a lady ko Carlton Centre that does stunning traditional dresses, go check her window. She’s down stairs, there by the staircase, not far from the movie place.
Ophezulu on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 3:42 pm
In her own words,
On sugar daddies
“I saw nothing wrong with being looked after by an older man who loved me. I was tearing down walls, breaking taboos. Because of me, younger girls now have the confidence to walk around holding hands publicly with their sugar daddy.”
On her marriage to Mthembu
“I looked past the gap tooth and I saw a man that ‘got’ me. Someone who understood me and whom I was in love with. Mandla [Mthembu] is not exactly ugly but if you entered him in the Mr SA Competition he would not win. But he is wise. He got back on his feet after his comrades in the ANC left him for dead. He got himself the hottest chick on the market to prove to everyone he still had it going on.”
On their Lamborghinis
“People asked us: ‘Why separate cars?’ My answer was: ‘We don’t like the same music.’ Besides, Mandla smoked and that made my hair smell. When the police stopped me for talking on my cellphone while driving my defence was always: ‘It’s not my fault that you’re poor, sweetie – just write the ticket’.”
On motherhood
“She might hate me for abandoning her, but I’d much rather have that confrontation when her life’s great and she’s going to Bond University and driving a Merc to school. Who can argue with giving your child a good life and a safe neighbourhood to live in?”
On Crous’s wife
“I was selfish and pushed Primrose deep into my subconscious. I made her a figment of my imagination and felt no emotion towards her. It was all about my car, my clothes, my life. Theunis gave me the means to live well. He fed the monster. With Mandla, I had lost the high life but I was determined never to lose it again.”
On being a mistress
“Being a mistress is one of the most powerless positions a woman can be in. It’s also the loneliest. You are alone at Easter. Alone at Christmas. Your boyfriend is someone else’s husband and he needs to be with his family. On Valentine’s Day he has to take out his wife. If you’re lucky, you get your romantic gifts days later . when the roses are dead. Whenever he bothers to call you, you must drop everything . and rush to meet him because that’s the only time you have to see your lover – when it suits him.”
On her leaked nude pictures
“I was playing with my lover and a camera. Little did I know that I would be in the public gallery three years later. That man turned the camera into a bazooka.”
On her life now
“I was insecure in the past. I hid behind cars, clothes and make-believe fabulosity. Now I don’t need to go to events to find admiration.”
Gomolemo on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 3:50 pm
Trust JC bloggers to pull some 50 shades from Khanyi’s book@Ophezulu.
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 3:51 pm
lmao
LadyMillion on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 3:53 pm
Huwow!
Phindy on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 3:57 pm
@Gomo siye sakhuluma nabo during a session @ my work & they told me the story.
Patrache on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 4:01 pm
Oh my…WOW, Khanyi is bauss, punchlines for decades:
#It’s not my fault that you’re poor, sweetie – just write the ticket’.” LMBAO
#Mandla [Mthembu] is not exactly ugly but if you entered him in the Mr SA Competition he would not win. But he is wise.” kwaaaaa kweeee kwiiiii!!!
Maybe the book isn’t such a bad idea. Ophezulu, where’s the rest of the 99 pages beautiful?
Phindy on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 4:02 pm
@Ophezulu, tjo!
Gomolemo on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 4:11 pm
@Phindy, so your ex confessed in front of you that he gave this lady who happens to corobrick you HIV? it must have been scary for you ge!!
Fab Tee on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 4:11 pm
you gotta love Khanyi kodwa!lol
zenzybear on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 7:27 pm
Hey Gomo
Her name is Disego, her number 078 923 2318
sxylin on Tue, 14th Aug 2012 10:07 pm
Yoh @ophezulu that’s hectic: Khanyi is soooo ghetto and word is she never grew up in the ghetto! Tjo hood rats straight
Thase on Wed, 15th Aug 2012 4:56 am
Hey people. Someone please send me the 50 shades books, I beg tthasejc@gmail.com. Thank you.
Pnut on Wed, 15th Aug 2012 10:06 am
@Lorrelai can I pls have the other 2 copies pnuttie7@gmail.com ? 51 and 52 shades of Grey
ha ha Thank you Eyh2Jee for the first copy.
Shera on Wed, 15th Aug 2012 10:30 am
@Ophezulu…cha UYASHESHA!…
Gomolemo on Wed, 15th Aug 2012 12:10 pm
Who was listening to Bob Mabena interviewing Khanyi this morning?
Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 15th Aug 2012 12:56 pm
Gomo what’s ur emai address?
Gomolemo on Wed, 15th Aug 2012 1:06 pm
nonkisehume@yahoo.com @Ntombi, why? what have i done this time?
Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 15th Aug 2012 1:22 pm
U got mail Gomo
Ms.E on Wed, 15th Aug 2012 1:41 pm
Death by Ntombiyomzulu wanting to design me a dress!hahaha
Gomolemo on Wed, 15th Aug 2012 1:56 pm
@Ms.E whats wrong with @Ntombi designing your dress? ofcourse as a client you will have the final say. Mina my caterer is double booked for my wedding, so if there is anyone with catering services on the house, holla @Gomo
Ms.E on Wed, 15th Aug 2012 3:34 pm
@Pnut and Thase i sent you guys the copies
Ms.E on Wed, 15th Aug 2012 7:05 pm
@Gomo:Ntombi thinks I’m you…don’t ask me why?
Pnut on Thu, 16th Aug 2012 12:03 pm
Ms.E chomi, I didn’t get it please resend if you can…
Lustagp on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 11:02 am
ha ha ha, i guess Mbau can’t pull ‘stay relevant’ stunts for JC bloggers, how on earth will bloggers decide to review or discuss a book on her article is beying me! kwa kwa kwa!