My Two Weeks Without Cellphone Social Networking

August 28, 2012 by  

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I normally receive an update from my cell phone operator about my data bundles and stuff.  Imagine my surprise when I get a SMS notification that my data bundle for the month has been exhausted, depleted, finished and that any more usage will mean that I pay from my own pocket.  You see, firstly I’m on a business contract, secondly I was only two weeks into the month, thirdly, this had never happened to me – ever! And finally I wasn’t about to find out the costs of visiting JC from my cell phone… ‘Will just have to go cold turkey for two weeks.

Day 1

I head straight home cause I have a cold, so I give gym a miss. I decide to chill on the couch, switch on the telly, flip channels – nothing interesting – so I reach for my phone…That’s when I remember that I can’t check what’s happening on Facebook, Instagram –which I adore – and Path… Eish!!  Just have to grin and bear it…

Day 2

My fingers start to itch… They just need some exercise… but wait I’m made of sterner stuff.. I can do this.. so I chill. The Idols elimination show is about to start.. I’m excited!! Nosipho, my favourite that I’ve always voted for, gets sent home packing! I’m upset – even more so cause that Dominic is still here!! I want to air my views, visit Twitter and see the reactions…. but tjerr!!

Hey I’m starting to question this whole going cold turkey situation.. Is it really worth it mara??

Day 3

I’m booked off work cause my flu situation has worsened… Okay this will be a nice time off for me to just chill. I decide to clean the dishes and look out my window…. Hey!! What the..!!  Looks like that arrogant neighbour’s luxury car is being towed off. Yoh!! Who do I tell?! I want to Whatsapp my friends who are in my chat group… Just as I reach for my phone I remember… *pwapwapwaa!!* That’s the cartoon sound when one is dejected…

Day 4

Mmmm this going cold cell phone turkey thing is not so bad after all.. I’m starting to think more about what I need to achieve, put my plans into motion. My current job is becoming a drag so I put together a business proposal – something I’ve been meaning to do but just never got around to. I also organise that photo book that I meant to do a while ago. Mmmmm… I’m liking this…

Day 5

I don’t fiddle with my phone as much. Not too bad

Day 6

Pirates get beaten 3-0 by Supersport. I’m itching to find out what the views are. I have a diehard Pirates facebook friend who never lets up when my team Chiefs loses. In fact it took a lot from him to congratulate chiefs when they scored 6-0 against Amazulu. I’m also happy for Swallows, my mom’s team by default since she was married to a Swallows diehard fan.

I can only share my sentiments with my boo…

Day 7

I’m attending a family reunion and can’t really watch TV. Idols come and go without me watching it. I can only wonder what happened – In my mind I’m betting Dominic screwed up.. hehehe *evil laugh*

Day 8

A friend mentioned me in her thought on Path and I can only imagine what she said. I get a notification on my Gmail and decide to click on the link. I see she was just being naughty nje, nothing hectic.

I then start wondering… Is our fear of missing out (FOMO) really justified? Are we really missing out on anything by not being part of these many social networks?

I found that I can certainly get a lot done if I don’t fiddle as much with my phone…. I also have discovered that social networks do have their benefits – keeping up with trends, and the Kardashians of course, and I guess there’s more.

My only fear is that we stop living our OWN lives.

I have just three more days to go till my two weeks of going cold turkey are over…. would I have missed anything??? I wonder…

by Dee El Tee 

 

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Comments

353 Comments on "My Two Weeks Without Cellphone Social Networking"

  1. MamaWaYaone on Tue, 28th Aug 2012 11:01 pm 

    Excuse my ignorance mara Path ke eng?

  2. sexybehind on Tue, 28th Aug 2012 11:02 pm 

    Hahaha darling AmaMegabites Ne Airtime iyadura Wena why kill yourself with an IPhone Or a Samsung. Stick to Blackberry uzobagrand. Mara iPhone and Samsung are the best nyani. I’m sure all the people using those expensive phones go through that from time to time. Others decide to stop accessing social networks for a reason others IArtime yabo iphelile.

  3. Noance on Tue, 28th Aug 2012 11:36 pm 

    I must admit, I used to have a serious case of FOMO, to a point were some folks deemed me antisocial! Now I tweet or FB when time is there! If its really big news JC is there :-) I can go for days without tweeting, FB ir whatsapp!

  4. phoenix86 on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:11 am 

    Have been off FB 4 3 months now n I don’t tweet. Juz felt I needed concentrate on more NB stuff in my life like completing my thesis rather then wastin tym readin wat oda pepol r up2. N wen it cums 2 keepin intouch I tink whoeva wans to kno how I am will find a way to reach me n I’ll do d same seeing as I’m now living in a foreign country

  5. Lela on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:05 am 

    Hayi ndingafa shem, two weeks!

  6. miss sam on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:15 am 

    Such torture for eng?never!I’m addicted

  7. bongi on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 6:15 am 

    Yhhoo ndingaphela mna without internet, only reason tht im inlove with my phone. I have fb and jc and brows through twitter timelines just for updates. When i wana annoy my hubby or he annoyed me, i turn to my phone. Haike with my phone i need just R5.00 airtime then im connected.

  8. kamzababy on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 7:13 am 

    Ya neh!!! I will forever be a member of #TeamBlackBerry. I refuse to go through what u went through! All one need is self control nje, know when chat etc and know when not to.

  9. vumaaa on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 7:47 am 

    OMG two weeks? Damn u are definitely strong.

    I use a Galaxy Tab the 7″, damn that ish chows my Bundles. Thank God I stay a stone throw away from the mall.

    So when days are dark, I walk up and sit by Vida e Cafe. My word they have the fastest WiFi hotSpot in that Rosebank mall.

    Oh and I have a neighbor who had ADSL and it was Password free. Those times were so good until some1 told him to put in Password. Nx shame he has BAD friends that 1.

    So nje a day without my internet is just too bad but 2 weeks? Hay uStrongo shame. U are very very Strong.

  10. sweetbabe on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 8:14 am 

    u2 Days kumina ungafana nonyanga shwem ngeke ngilunge

  11. fufu on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 8:20 am 

    never shem ,the only time ngacishe ngahlanya was when i jc was down at the beginining of the year.

  12. Pana on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 8:21 am 

    i only check my facebook once every two days. i used to be addicted but then i realised that i never have quiet times because of facebook. i still dont know kahle how twitter works but ke i follow cnn and others ke.

  13. sxylin on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 8:21 am 

    i just had to log in and laugh at vumaa’s comment, haha ur so wrong for leeching off ur neighbour’s wifi hahaha

  14. Nerlee on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 8:48 am 

    Kwaaaaaaa @Vumaaaa. I surf the net like nobody’s business(google stories and other things) I am not big on social networks, I was once an addict until I decided enough is enough, deactivated abo facebook and twitter and the way I hate WatsApp SMH. If u want to talk to me you email, phone or sms!

  15. vumaaa on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 8:49 am 

    Lol @sxylin. Where is the Spirit of Ubuntu dear. Ananias Mathe did not get the title of SA’s dangerous guy for this .

    The guy works at Telkom and I’m certain they get discount and yena he is Randomly putting password after a month without it. Hayi ngeke makungaDlalwa ngathi plz.

  16. Miranda on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 8:51 am 

    MamaYvonne, Path is some social networking thingie, I think e tswana le bo twitter…very few people are on it.

    @Dee El Tee .Ko Facebook, You are missing nothing dear, twitter…you are missing out on the hilarious/mean things that the tweeps say to each other or about current affairs, but as for hard core current affairs updates….you have TV/radio for a reason.But just haven’t you noticed? when you spend less time on your phone, you have more time to do other things.

    Mna,I have been off FB now for 7 months, I am not going back there. I finish reading books quicker these days, actually concentrate on what is been said or talked about TV/radio, social circles et al, no burning of food when cooking or baking, even started playing tennis two months ago.

    Hahahahaa @ Vumaaa,how can you mara. Poor neighbour was probably ever complaining about how fast his data bandles get finished.

  17. sxylin on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 9:05 am 

    @miranda where do you live?i also play a whole lot of tennis and basketball very refreshing would love to play with u when I’m in town! Most black girls I know in SA snort at me when I suggest tennis hahaha,

  18. Mathaz on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 9:12 am 

    There was a time when I took a fast off the internet. I must say it was not bad at all. I am on twitter just to be in the know re current affairs. I am not big on social chatting, not on facebook either.

  19. bumbum on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 9:15 am 

    I’m thinking of de-activating my FB and twitter (I still don’t even know why I have it). I think I’m kindy of niglecting my husband, he’s not the social type. But lutho ngo JC benganya. ;-)

  20. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 9:18 am 

    kwaaaaa Vuma mara, ungibulele ngensini.

    Guys please follow me on twitter, I dont tweet, ngidinga ama followers nje.I only have 7.promise to follow back. @mpumza1982

  21. Babyluv on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 9:18 am 

    Tjo two weeks hai angekhe that would be the death of me. Kaloku sxylin badlala inetball. My friends and i used to play tennis in high school

  22. Noance on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 9:23 am 

    I have learnt to put my life first before twitter or fb, social networking can kill your social life. My future boyfriend better be clueless when it comes to social networks.

    @Miranda, I agree with you. There is so much more to do out there and to discover. I am thinking of doing a triathlon next year….

  23. Shandu on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 9:30 am 

    @sexymm lemme follow you ke@MbaliM_

  24. Mapakisha on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 9:31 am 

    It’s been longer than a month since my phone fell in the loo & I’m still going through withdrawal phase. It gets worse at night cos I used to log on so I can chat till I fell asleep, now i just stare at this thing I call a phone, nx!! Facebook is bloced @ work, getting into twitter is also a hustle cos there’s a message that say “website not recommeded”*sigh*. Ku rough yaz!! I don’t know what to do with myself, ake tsebe nkaiketsang!!

  25. promisez on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 9:40 am 

    Heeyyyy let me join the Tennis club! Thanx @Sxylin !

    I want to do something productive with my life! Phones cause neck and back pains, next thing you know, all human race will have bent heads

  26. Patrache on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 9:46 am 

    I’ve never been on Twitter and have no intentions to join it. Facebook has also become a bit of a drag, so i am putting my focus on my real relationships. My worst addiction at the moment is JC, when iget to work, the first thing i open before i even check my mails is JC, i think uLelo is bewitching us, so say the least!

    Hahaaaa Fufu, i know what you mean. I also almost had a mild nervous breakdown when JC was down for 2/3 weeks.

  27. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 9:50 am 

    He he Shandu…follow!back!Like your jacket

  28. Shandu on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:03 am 

    LOL thanks, I’m behind you @sexymm

  29. sxylin on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:06 am 

    Let’s all play tennis and put our phones down , about back pains, who ever said this is correct

  30. Applepurple on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:07 am 

    i’m on twitter,don’t update that much just there to browse through timelines.I’m forever on whatsApp and bbm cause i prefer chatting than chilling with friends.

  31. Smatsatsa on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:12 am 

    I’m not big on social networks shem…. I used to have FB until I deactivated it a year ago, I’m still standing..

    Social networks just eat up peoples’ minds. I’m only on twitter when I’m literally not doing anything, I can’t understand people who tweet at clubs, or while chilling with people… Some weekends will go by without me checking my twitter, and if there’s nothing interesting when I check the 1st time I probably won’t check until much later..

    And those people who complain that social networks are compromising their relationships, shame on you man, how do you tweet with your man next to you? LOL!

    I dedicate my weekends to my family and reading books.. BUT on Sundays, twitter is my friend!!

  32. Smatsatsa on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:14 am 

    I’m not big on tennis but Squash I will MURDER you! I love squash..

  33. Noance on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:28 am 

    My body is so sore! I attended ab class and tight thighs and tush…… FLAMES!!!! I am working like a penguin!

  34. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:29 am 

    @Smatsatsa, I love my squash.Are u in Jozi?I would like to challange you plz.

  35. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:31 am 

    challenge

  36. Noance on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:33 am 

    walking like a penguin…..

  37. Smatsatsa on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:33 am 

    I’m in Jozi @Sexymm, where do you play? :)

  38. Monei on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:33 am 

    I dnt have a bb, but i am constantly checking my phone. it annoys me. atlst i get some things done when i need to tho.

    @smatsatsa and sexymm, since my attempt at finding a ladies basketball club yielded nothing, i am contemplating learning squash. kodwa i no longer live in a complex with a squash court anymore. when i find facilities, i’mma holler at y’all for lessons.

  39. Noance on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:34 am 

    @sexymm death by spelling errors, now we spellcheck ourselves cause of @sxylin….. *side eyes sxylin*

  40. GeePee on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:36 am 

    @sexymm, now u have 14 followers. pls dont follow…lol

  41. fufu on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:38 am 

    guys i was about to get a samsung s3 cos im due for an upgrade kanti lezinto zama bundles zisebenza kanjani i was using i blackberry please enlighten me

  42. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:53 am 

    Lol, eish kunzima Noance.u sexylin , akadlali.

    @Smatsatsa, we have squash courts at work, I play after work, even on Saturdays , we allowed to use courts.

    @GeePee, thank you love, why ungafuni ngiku followe back mara?tl tl tl.

    @Fezzy ngikulandele back ntokazi?

  43. miss sam on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:00 am 

    I also wanna join the tennis club,details please*bbm dancing*

  44. Ms.Zie on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:00 am 

    Who is at Terry Pheto’s Bold & the Beautiful screening, guys?!

  45. bumbum on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:06 am 

    @Fufu I think you should keep your BB and get that S3. I have an S2 and a BB anginanxaki.

  46. Noance on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:14 am 

    @Ms.Zie do you perhaps work at Eskom?

  47. Ms.Zie on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:17 am 

    No, unfortunately not. Why’d u ask?!

  48. Noance on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:20 am 

    @Ms.Zie I thought I knew you….You remind me of someone I know.

  49. BlindFold on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:23 am 

    Ke kopa ho botsa..please do not laugh at me. I blog with both my phone and laptop at work neh, why is it that other names appear in like maroon colour..ie @lela, @Sxylin, @bongi and the rest is black??

  50. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:25 am 

    ‘uyabanda, lento ebandayo. bakwenzela ifavour, hlukana ne ndoda yami nondindwa, lento ebandayo, sperm dish, bayak user for isex’ gosh my stalker is so ghetto hey… like i cant uyangbhora this girl. if stalking was a crime i would get her arrested am sick of her manje

  51. Shandu on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:26 am 

    Count me in ku aquash tu – I’d like to play nami :)

    I’m so sleepy yesses

  52. bumbum on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:26 am 

    Was that an sms Zenzy or inbox on FB?

  53. Shandu on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:28 am 

    Tjo! @zenzybear she sent that to you? Tjerrrr la mtana is very ghetto. Just ignore. don’t entertain her

  54. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:29 am 

    no she calls me, n yena and her friends take turns swearing at me

  55. bumbum on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:32 am 

    @Zenzy if you here ukuthi uyena, don’t drop it vele umyeke akhulume yedwa uy’beke phansi ifoni yakho uqhubeke nokwenzayo. Uzokhathala

  56. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:33 am 

    ‘ngabe uyazazi izinto angithsela zona ngawe sfebe, ngina 5 years ngise mpilweni yakhe, wena ucabanga ukuthi uzofika manje nges’shwapa usihlukanise, ngizokudlisa ngama pipe sfebe’ I MEAN REALLY? im so pissed off

  57. sxylin on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:35 am 

    Hahaha vele check ur selves, Monei ur tall, let’s play basketball

  58. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:36 am 

    @Zenzybear, phuma kulomuntu, uyahlanya.

  59. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:36 am 

    ‘nalo gogo wakho oloyayo’ that time i dont have a gran…

  60. fufu on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:40 am 

    @ zenzy just ignore kwaaaaaaaaaa
    @ bum bum im giving my baby sis i blackberry.

  61. Mapakisha on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:41 am 

    Lol, kanti wena @zenzy are you still with her man? or maybe trying to make ammends?
    kwaaaaaaa @ ‘nalo gogo wakho oloyayo’ that time i dont have a gran…
    batho baa hlanya mara.

  62. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:44 am 

    her man? iv been dating this guy for 3 years, when she pitched n started stalking me we broke up. i thot she’d be happy, kodwa naku she is still busy stalking me

  63. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:44 am 

    lmfao dont laugh mapakisha… akuhlekisi yazi lol

  64. Eyh2Jee on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:46 am 

    Kwahahaha @Zenzy; hay asihleki shem,but its funny.
    Just change a number for three months, utye indoda so long.She will get boroed.Don’t even entertain the issue.If she doesn’t speak to her Mr.,then she has issues!

  65. Noance on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:49 am 

    @zenzybear you must buy a whistle and everytime she calls, u blow that thing, like there is no tomorrow!

  66. xhamela on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:49 am 

    @Vumaa you are too special shem ‘Nx shame he has BAD friends that 1.’
    Are you for real*lol*

  67. bumbum on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:49 am 

    I just got a call, I’ve never been so scared in my life. They said its about my brother, and I just jumped out of my seat thinking they would say he was in accident or worse. they telling me he’s going to be evicted out of jis flat because he is failing to pay. I wish mom was here, I can’t handle all this by my self and its not fair on my husband. I don’t know what to do now everything is just falling apart. He is a party animal, I wish there was a way I could get through to him.

  68. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:51 am 

    guys u do not understand how stressful it is to have someone constantly call u and swear at u. i cant have peace of mind. she always manages to ruin my day. on sunday she and her friends were taking turns to call me and sing hlengiwe mhlaba’s songs to me

  69. Shandu on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:51 am 

    Hahahaha at this “@zenzybear you must buy a whistle and everytime she calls, u blow that thing, like there is no tomorrow!”

    Tltltltlt just block her number ay ngumdlwembe lo

  70. Noance on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:51 am 

    @bumbum how old is your brother kanti? And does he work?

  71. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:52 am 

    bumbum how old is he?

  72. Mathaz on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:55 am 

    @zensy….go to the police and open a case…don’t take these things lightly you know, some people are really crazy out there. Why don’t you block her number??

    @bumbum…so sorry dear, how old is he?

  73. bumbum on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:55 am 

    @Noance he’s 2 years older than me and he works infact he has a well paying job. I just don’t get it why he is doing this to me. At the end of the day I always have to rescue him somehow. Its my birthday party next week and I feel like cancelling it, how am I going to enjoy my self while yela alele phandle. :-(

  74. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:00 pm 

    i just got this fone mathaz, i dont know how to block. anyone who knows how to block calls on iphone please let me know.

    @bumbum ur brother really needs to take responsibility hey

  75. Noance on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:04 pm 

    @bumbum you know what, sometimes tough love is needed otherwise, your brother will never grow up. Stop that rescuing, it’ll wisen him up! Dont let his guilt trips, make you run everytime he messes up!

    Angithi e flat iyamhlula? You can help him find a back room ekasi unitl he opens that brain of his and is responsible enough to move back into a flat! You dont have to give yourself uneccessary stress my love. He shall learn through flesh cause his hearing is blocked.

    You go and have your birthday party, the least you can do is invite him and the food that’s left over, he can take it, to his backroom for the next day!

    I have had some tough love and believe me, it has helped me in life shame. I was bitter when it happened but I am a better woman today because of it.

  76. Ms.Zie on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:05 pm 

    Shame @Zenzy! Loool

  77. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:06 pm 

    @Noance… dankie dr phil !!! lmao :)

  78. fufu on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:06 pm 

    askies @ bum bum maybe your brother needs to learn the hard way,myeke kancane afunde isifundo,if you gonna bail him out he’s gonna keep on being irresponsible.

  79. bumbum on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:09 pm 

    @Noance ang’sazi he’s such a sweet person and I just love him too much I guess because everytime he messes up, I’m there to pic up the pieces and put the puzzle back together for him. Ever since he came back from London he’s a different person. He drinks, party all sort of nyols that we were not allowed to do and now its worse cz asisenabazali.

  80. Patrache on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:12 pm 

    Hahahahahaa@Hlengiwe’s songs! Shame man, your story is an example of the term black humour….lmfao

  81. GeePee on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:13 pm 

    @sexymm, nothing is happening on my TL uzobhoreka nje… @Zenzybeear, why ungamvuleli i case? is she calling from pvt number?

  82. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:14 pm 

    @Patrache lmfao

  83. BlindFold on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:17 pm 

    @bumbum..two years older, let them evict him maybe he will learn this time dont come to his rescue

  84. GeePee on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:19 pm 

    @bumbum, u the one omosha ubhuti wakho. he doesnt care because you there to rescue him all the time. does he share his salary nawe, or atlest a third of it. he spends his money with friends who dont care about him because he has you.
    why is the agency calling you, tell them to lock the doors sell his furniture to recover imali ye rent.
    he is older than you, he is suppose to take of you. yazi ke sisi ukuthi u will also have to maintain his kids if you not already because eyakho imali eyama party…

  85. Noance on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:20 pm 

    @bumbum He is older and is supposed to be taking care of you and not the other way around. I am sorry about your parents but I dont think they would be happy about you putting so much burden on yourself over a grown ass man. What your brother decides to do with his life is, simply his choice. If he is going to waste it then let him do so but you also have your life to focus on.

  86. sxylin on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:21 pm 

    @bumbum I will excuse ur horrible spelling and grammar today be? Just cos ur sad , so tell me what is this tht you r not allowed to do? I couldn’t help but giggle at tht statement, but basically ubhutiza makalale ngaphandle,

  87. bongi on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:22 pm 

    anginanxaki vs anginangxaki …*eqhwanyaza ephele yintsini*

  88. bongi on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:25 pm 

    @ zenzybear yhooo ..your stalker is nogal xhosa so ashamed..
    how can she stoop so low? clearly she is not happy in that relationshiop- ngoba she wouldnt be wasting time sending you sms…are you also sending her? how did it get to her sending you that msg?..

  89. Soccerbabe on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:26 pm 

    Tjoo waze wavelelwa Zenzy,what does your dude say about this? Haikona he has to put a stop to this okanye wena u hunt the bitch down and moerr her!!

  90. Thase on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:27 pm 

    Bumbum your brother is an adult and he needs to start acting like one, stop mothering him and he will grow up, like Noance said sometimes tough love is needed so that people start taking responsibilities for their lives. Experiments is the best teacher. Now you want to cancel your party or what?
    @zenzy’s stalker, I think you should ask Lela for help and go shaya the sferb for the abuse. She is immature and nawe start swearing at her as well or but the whistle as suggested. Hahaha

  91. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:31 pm 

    Dude says he is tired of arguing about this gal, that he will not be a part of it, that im the one makin her an issue in our relation ship by entertaining her. nje in a nutshell, dude akazi miselanga to reprimand this gal, meaning vele bayajola, so ai u know what… ngi grend ngabo both

  92. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:42 pm 

    @bumbum, be strong sisi.My brother in-law yena ufunwa ama Nigerians, they want to kill him, apparently he owes them lots of money. My husband was like “uncono efile vele” usehluphe too much, that time he does’nt have his own place, uhamba ehlala nama girlfriend.disaster nje.

    On the other hand, my little brother yena uhlushwa umfazi, not really umfazi but he paid lobola for her.That women leaves him with the kids ahambe ayo groova abuye ekseni and and and kuningi nje.Hayi bo guys, i’m thinking of hooking my brother up with a nice, pretty lady.Ngisizeni bo.My brother is 27.

  93. Soccerbabe on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:42 pm 

    Zenzy if i were i’d tell him “Ok since ungafuni ukungizena, angazingeni ke when u have rearranged the face of the sferb with a knife, i tell u if u say that he will jump because no nigga wants his sferb’s face ruined, talking from experience!!! if she’s goes ghettoo on u on the fone, tell her wena ke u’ll go ghetto on her in person…she will stay away from u!

  94. Loulou on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:42 pm 

    Hello friends! I need inspiration hle! I should’ve finished this audit weeks ago because it’s so easy, but I am so bored :(

  95. Mathaz on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:44 pm 

    OMG i’m so bored and shocked.My periods are back,the last time I was menstruating was in June 2010-and now I have to use contraceptives.

  96. bumbum on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:48 pm 

    Thanks guys impela engathi uthando oluqinile uyaludinga, this time angizingeni.
    @Sxylin usuqalile, why are you giggling? Phela I grow up kwa no nonsese :-)

  97. bumbum on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:51 pm 

    Kwaaaa@Soccerbabe for re-arrangement of the Sferbs face.

    @Sxymann ku tough angazi makunje

  98. Shandu on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 12:55 pm 

    @sexymm look no further Re: your brother *giggles*

  99. sweetness on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:00 pm 

    Mathaz why were you not having your periods??

    Oh hello mabloggers…

  100. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:03 pm 

    sexymm nami i need a man yazi, one who wont have a crazy makhwapeni stalking me

  101. Fezzy on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:05 pm 

    @sexymm..ya u can landela me.

    @zenzy yazi ukhathazwa into engekho. Please take i advise ka Noance and buy whistle. I received a call like that on Saturday. She said something and I burst out laughing. I laughed so hard that she decided to hang up.

    U cant be worried by a stupid lil gal who has airtime to waste. Yena and ur ex are perfect for each other. Ur ex is not a man, inja nje. A real man will protect his gal from his makhwapheni. He will tell her to stop harrasing his gal.

    I remember baby daddy used to do that. Mess with me and he will call u and tell u kak right there and then.

  102. GeePee on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:09 pm 

    Tjo @Mathaz two years yonke. why?

  103. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:09 pm 

    true fez… clearly akana ndaba lomuntu. i love him, kodwa its clearly time to move on hey

  104. bumbum on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:15 pm 

    @Zenzy kanti nisajola? I thought he’s an ex.

    Hai mina angazi ngingenzenjani if I had a stalker.

  105. Mathaz on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:18 pm 

    Due to breastfeeding.

  106. Smatsatsa on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:18 pm 

    @sexymm I’ll landela you and DM you to arrange the squah, would love to kick your ass, lol!

    Where’s your work? Area..

  107. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:18 pm 

    EISH BUMBUM NGIYAMUTHANDA YAZI

  108. BlindFold on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:21 pm 

    @zenzy..”uyamuthanda yazi” are u still together or what?

  109. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:29 pm 

    We were in the process of fixing things neh, he even joined me n my colleagues when we were celebrating my birthday saturday, besesi grend i thot izinto ziyalunga kodwa hai ke clearly bendi wrongo

  110. asanwababe on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:38 pm 

    @sexymm, look no further. I’m that young pretty lady ;) .
    But eish, unabantwana? So I’d have to deal with the baby mama?

  111. asanwababe on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:43 pm 

    @zenzybear, baby girl, hlukana with this guy. He really does not deserve you. Letting you suffer through this abuse is just not right. I know you love him, but with time you will get over him. And when you do, it will feel so good! Hayi maan, kick him to the curb.
    Khona manje he is having his cake and eating it. Hayi suka!

  112. bongi on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:45 pm 

    @ zenzybear that woman is angry that the man is still with you..wena dont leave this man- anganya kum lonkazana leyo, you need to decide on your own that you dont wanna be with him anymore – not becoz of some crazy stupid rude cheap swine..when she calls again; mthuke aphambane- you do the honours now of telling her where to get off..

  113. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:46 pm 

    Lol @Shandu and Zenzybear, I must orginise ama blind dates ke.P.S my brother is not a husbank shame, he’s working, own a car and a house but HEY! shame he paid I deposit for the woman’s car.NOT BAD.

    @Smatsatsa, please note that I started playing squash in standard 6, so it can be your ass ezokhahlelwa.lol.I work in Midrand, Halfway house.

  114. Fezzy on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:48 pm 

    @zenzy…I know its easy for us to tell u what to do cos we not in ur shoes but I’ve been through this.

    Yazi mina bengenzani? I wud take baby daddy’s fone, dial the sferb’s number and tell him to talk to her. Manje! I wudnt even need to tell him what to say ngoba bekazi ukuthi if he sounds like he is being forced to call her, kuzonyiwa! If he cares abt u he shud reprimand her. I say…get even darling! Dont cheat, just find a way to get even.

    Get a guy to call him and stalk him exactly the way that trash is stalking u. The guy must call him and tell him to leave his woman. Heck! U can even get guys to follow him and beat the living shit out of hime WHILE he is with that $lut!

  115. Fezzy on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:49 pm 

    Ibinganya shem lentombazane kimi. Not when I have a friend who is always ready for a fight.

  116. Lela on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:49 pm 

    Hayi Zenzy shem men neva know how to deal with stalkers. We also have one yi ex engasolveki. She calls 100 times a day and brother man doesnt pick up. She starts calling ngabo 12 ebusuku kuze kuse n she sends messages declaring her love n begging or insultind depending on her mood n she doesnt get tired. I even begged brother man to talk to her kahle n explain that it’s over ngeke kusalunga but when he does she will just listen n say nothing then call again late. The only thing that got me mad was when she called me a bitch. Athi u cant just throw away our love cause of that bitch. Yho i asked for her address nicely n said i just wanna go talk to her nicely n man didnt give me n i guess he doesnt trust me anymore cause of that incident of the heel with the girlfriend of the guy who bumped my car. I was gonna discipline her for calling me a bitch mna ndingazange ndajola naye. So just keep ignoring her she will give up eventually cause nathi our stalker usaphumule kancane after she called athi she wants to buy him a BB and ubhuti athi akayifuni she must buy it for her next boyfriend. There r pschotic women out there. Mna nje i just warned him ukuthi if he ever sleeps with her again he will be in trouble cause she will either trap him with pregnancy or she will scream rape so nje she wont even be getting a shag cz man is now very scared of what i told him cause naye he believes it.

  117. asanwababe on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:50 pm 

    @Fezzy, you are hard core –> ” Heck! U can even get guys to follow him and beat the living shit out of hime WHILE he is with that $lut!” Wow!

  118. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:50 pm 

    @asanwababe, yah!2 kids.

  119. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:54 pm 

    @Fezzy mina ngiyilomngani ongamethemba uma kuliwa.Angiyi emuva.

  120. miss_a on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:56 pm 

    @zenzybear, dump his ass and then get some Nigerian thugs to hijack him and then rape him afterwards. The hijack can be fake. The rape must be real.

  121. Fezzy on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:57 pm 

    Kwaaaaaaaa…hhayi ngeke!

    The hijack can be fake. The rape must be real.

    Tjo!

  122. Fezzy on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 1:59 pm 

    @sexxymm…ngifuna umngani onjalo. Ave ngingalifuni igwala umuntu ozongishiya ngisale ngedwa.

  123. asanwababe on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:00 pm 

    @sexymm, hayi ke. I love children but having to deal with their mother, hayi ngeke.

  124. lulu boo on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:04 pm 

    @ mathaz so ur not breatfeeding anymore? ish periods im gonna breastfeed until my boy is 2yrs old. I dont want them back shem.

  125. Zoe on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:04 pm 

    @zenzybear, dump his ass and then get some Nigerian thugs to hijack him and then rape him afterwards. The hijack can be fake. The rape must be real.

    Dead.

  126. Noance on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:12 pm 

    Just woke up from an awesome nap here at work….

  127. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:14 pm 

    guys, there’s something i wana buy online, but do they really deliver this stuff at ur doorstep or will i get scammed???

  128. Bee on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:16 pm 

    Do you know any person who would like to work in america with an experience in waitressing, bartending, chefing,valleting etc. Please advise them to call 0216718808 immediately. They must be confident and fluent in english as well.

  129. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:17 pm 

    lol who wants to be my stalker guy??? call my man/ex n tell him to stay away from me? #death

  130. Bee on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:17 pm 

    Excuss my rudeness. Molweni people!

  131. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:20 pm 

    MOLO BEE

  132. Loulou on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:20 pm 

    Guuuuuys help! So I met a guy a few weeks ago and I’m very attracted to him. But when I was doing a due dilligence I learnt he is actually a bad boy and to stay away… he’s a player and a thug they say, but he’s so hot! I don’t know what to do :(

  133. Noance on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:22 pm 

    @loulou stay away…. I think the older one gets, one must make wiser choices. You know exactly how this will all pen out! Dont force matters! You cant change him and he wont suddenly be different cause he’s now dating loulou. People are warning you for a reason!

  134. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:23 pm 

    LOULOU STAY AWAY LOL :)

  135. Noance on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:23 pm 

    Hello Bee

  136. Zoe on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:23 pm 

    @Zenzybear: Mzibe nje straight. Kuyokusiza.

  137. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:23 pm 

    True Noance

  138. sxylin on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:24 pm 

    Yhuuuuu anise raw bandla kidnapping, rapping! Claps hands, stop playing God with people’s lives ahhhh wena Fezzy *points

  139. samlicious on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:25 pm 

    hayi @zenzybear lomntu wakho ukuqhela amasimba. I suggest you get rid of him.

    @Bumbum dont help your brother this time and hope he is going to learn ukuba umdala and he needs to be responsible for his life.

  140. samlicious on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:27 pm 

    Got them Sis’Dolly stories mixed up *hides*

  141. Zoe on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:28 pm 

    @loulou stay away…. I think the older one gets, one must make wiser choices. You know exactly how this will all pen out! Dont force matters! You cant change him and he wont suddenly be different cause he’s now dating loulou. People are warning you for a reason!

    True. But at least now you can make an informed decision ‘cos you know (theoratically) what you’re getting yourself into.

  142. sxylin on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:29 pm 

    Hahaha @loulou y’all just fuck away no strings attached! Hahaha*hides

  143. Chase on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:29 pm 

    Bafwethu if ngingadayisa ipipi ningathenga na? which one is in demand.
    But iproblem ukuthi elami even if li fully erected kuba ngathi alikho erected at all, ngiyadlala bo.

  144. Eyh2Jee on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:29 pm 

    Molo Bee: hay’bo azikho na Iibar-tenders/waiters eMelika?Lol
    Anyway,I’m sure there are many people who would like to grab the opportunity, but in America,really?Tjo!
    Anyway,let me pass then numbers …
    @Zenzybear; I just tried purchasing some items online (cash on delivery) though.I would never use my banking details to pay for such things, online.I just find it too risky.Anyway, I will wait till Saturday and see how it goes (its my first time doing this)…

  145. Noance on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:30 pm 

    Bathong Chase? *claps toenails thrice* ROTF!!!!!

  146. Babyluv on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:30 pm 

    @sexymmm is now being followed by @kamzababy @gomolemo @fezzy and some nywe nywe nywe bloggers. (°_°)

  147. samlicious on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:40 pm 

    hayi @Loulo stay away from amagintsa please.

  148. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:41 pm 

    im craving something with avo, tomato, ham, cheese, mayo, sweet chilli… stoney… mcflurry

  149. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:41 pm 

    @2Jee, mina the purchase i wana make, i have to go pay ebank into their account and then fax them the receipt. sounds dodge?

  150. samlicious on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:42 pm 

    hehehhehehehe! uthini @Chase? DEAD for real

  151. samlicious on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:43 pm 

    Sounds dodge indeed @zenzybear

  152. innobabe on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:44 pm 

    Hi everyone!!!I am new here…(tltltl, kidding)

    It has been forever since i logged on, thanks to this stupid BB. It’s forever freezing nje

  153. Mapakisha on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:44 pm 

    @sXYLIN – RAPPING VS RAPING. I’M JUST SAYIN, HEHEHEHE!!

  154. Loulou on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:46 pm 

    Ok *sigh* *moonwalking back to the good life I live*

  155. Eyh2Jee on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:51 pm 

    that sounds better @Zenzybear,not dodgy at all.Start from an amount not more than a thousand.Just for you “not” to lose a lot (if you do)…
    But that one sounds better that allowing them to deduct their money themselves(kwi account yakho.

  156. Babyluv on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 2:53 pm 

    @sxylin its raping. Tjo i wouldnt mess with you guys. At zenzy youve been with him for 3 years and hes been with the bitchy stalker for 5 years. Him not reprimanding her makes me think shes the 560 and wena ulincinzo. @missA (falls of chair) hijacking and rape? Kwaaaa thats going a bit too far. @manny aka thabure please call zenzys bf and threaten him, dankie san

  157. GeePee on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 3:00 pm 

    HHHHa miss_a, rape pho… Tjo. zenzybear ask uncle Thabure to sort out your man…

  158. innobabe on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 3:08 pm 

    »»@sexymmm is now being followed by @kamzababy @gomolemo @fezzy and some nywe nywe nywe bloggers. (°_°)

    Tjoo, so some of us we are nywe nywe nywe bloggers???

  159. Monei on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 3:08 pm 

    @Bee,dumela!! do u know anyone whose taken up that american opportunity and lived to tell the tale? i smell human trafficking here. let me google that number…

  160. gudgal on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 3:15 pm 

    had to login just to laugh at fake hijacking and real rape. gotta love JC Bloggers

  161. Ms.Zie on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 3:17 pm 

    Have u ever eaten so much that you felt like an idiot?! I am so full. I don’t want to move nor work :( !!!

  162. gudgal on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 3:19 pm 

    somebody pls answer a blogger who asked abt maroon usernames like Bongi, sexylin and other.
    pls i also wanna know

  163. Koeks on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 3:22 pm 

    @Bumbum I was in the same situation as you,my brother 5yrs older than me was like that.He used to quit jobs,get evicted then ended up being my responsibility.The main factor is that he was on drugs.He managed to get clean,well thats what’s we believed.Every year same story promising to change and get his act together.Finally last year November I was told to practice tough love not to sponsor him with money just food & clothes and I did just that and guess what? This year 1st January he committed suicide,hung himself.So now Im left with the guilt.So PLEASE be careful on how you manage his situation.

  164. BlindFold on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 3:24 pm 

    thank you @gudgal..i feel ignored

  165. Smatsatsa on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 3:26 pm 

    Hello Bee :)

    @sexymm i’ve landela’d you, DM me so we can set a date..
    @Shandu do you really know how to play isquash or you’re just coming cos you’re on your quest to find friends? *i Kid*

    Yazi @Zenzy your situation is hella funy but I won’t laugh..

  166. Smatsatsa on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 3:29 pm 

    @Gudgal and Blindfold, I think those usernames are those that have linked their accounts or something, i think, I know JG’s also like that and when you click on it it takes you to his twitter..

    I reckon bongi andd the rest added a website to their profiles? Right/wrong?

  167. sxylin on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 3:31 pm 

    hahhahaha yebo i stand corrected *bows*

  168. Shandu on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 3:37 pm 

    LOL @Smatsatsa I don’t waitse – I’ll learn :)

  169. Leungo on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 3:47 pm 

    A stolen quote to all of you who are overzealoues with the red pens:
    Correcting spelling is the forte of those that have nothing more constructive to do; its a power thing more to do with soothing their own ego’s than adding anything of value.

    Another thing: Last week someone said something that was in very bad taste about Sexyln and that person was correctly called to order and they apologised. Today I see someone suggesting that someone be raped and all that people can do here is laugh, clap hands and say tjo?

    What is wrong with us?

  170. samlicious on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:03 pm 

    @Koeks sorry babes about your brother.

  171. Mathaz on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:04 pm 

    @koeks,so sorry but the choice was always his.

    @lulu boo,yes I still breastfeed mara will stop now since it no longer serves the purpose of natural contraceptives.

    Guys rape is a serious thing,let us not joke about it.

  172. Smatsatsa on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:10 pm 

    Haai Luengo, nami I don’t get why ANYONE can “kwaaa” and LOL about rape statements or jokes, whether on a man or woman..

    They are not amusing at all!

  173. bongi on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:13 pm 

    @ gudgal the maroon is for the status.

    maroon- platinum medal- longest, regular jc member
    black – gold medal – joined six months ago – but regular
    green- silver medal – change username to comment an attack
    purple – silent bloggers who comment to ask for books to be emailed

  174. Loulou on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:15 pm 

    hehehehehe, #deathby this ——-> purple – silent bloggers who comment to ask for books to be emailed

  175. bongi on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:17 pm 

    @ Leungo but the rape things surely is a joke.We were just giving advices on how to deal with the stalker- it dont think who said it meant it.

  176. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:19 pm 

    »»@sexymmm is now being followed by @kamzababy @gomolemo @fezzy and some nywe nywe nywe bloggers. (°_°)

    Mara @Babyluv, ngizicelele mos to be followed, please dont call my followers “nywe nywe nywe”.sizoxabana lovey

    @Smatsatsa, DM?? phela angyazi le twitter.

    Thabure AKA Manny is off-sick shame.

  177. sxylin on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:25 pm 

    @Leungo wht you just said Re: being over zealous clearly you are correct I have nothing better to do :)

  178. miss_a on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:28 pm 

    @Luengo, as you said, that person personally attacked Sxylin. I did not. Everyone appears to have seen the comment for the joke it was – you obviously consider it to have been in bad taste, which is fine ngoba you are entitled to your opinion.

    Not everything needs to become a serious/big issue, cos most times it never is to begin with. A lot of things said on JC are said in jest. And there is always bound to be someone who is offended by something said. There are too many different kinds of people on here for everything one says to be taken for what it is; someone is always bound to see it differently and get offended/upset by it. Such is life.

    I can’t answer your “what is wrong with us?” question, but there is nothing wrong with me, personally. That was merely a tongue-in-cheek comment I made based on someone once offering me the same advice when I was in a similar situation.

  179. Chase on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:28 pm 

    @Thabure AKA Manny is off-sick shame.

    i told him its not wise 2 eat ikota ayehlise nge ngudu but he ddnt listen so i dnt feel sori 4 him.

  180. Smatsatsa on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:29 pm 

    @sexymm, eish, direct messages!

  181. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:32 pm 

    Yoh!I just had to share this

    Advice For Married Peoples and those Serious Couples…….from a Nyatsi

    Well. Firstly I don’t want this to seem like I don’t respect the boundaries of marriage, but as a nyatsi, this is my point of view….

    Ladies, we don’t intentionally go hunting for ur husbands, we meet them like you meet people everyday, through friends, at the supermarket, at work functions hell even on the side of the road.

    We don’t always know from the get go the man is married because a lot of these brothers don’t wear rings or come with a stamp saying “taken”. Half the time he’s alone, there’s no trace of you, even in his car!

    It takes a well trained eye to spot traces of another woman, e.g seatbelt perfume, weave strands, hair oil on the headrest, etc,

    My job in your relationship is to give him a break from reality, yes you and the kids are real but so are the bills and school fees and work stress, I’m where he de-stresses.
    I know my place trust me I do, I know to keep quiet when you call while we together, I know not to spend on his credit card but to ask for cash, all this is to protect you, yes you, from pain, humiliation and suffering, I get a tired frustrated man and send you a well rested happy man, thank me don’t disrespect me for it!

    Calling me won’t change the fact that my clothes are expensive and my car is paid off, it won’t change the fact that my university fees are paid and I get to go to the weekend conferences or boy’s nites out, swearing at me won’t change the fact that he grips my headboard when he rocks my world and screams like a girl, something u probably don’t even know about the man u married.
    U don’t know the effort we put behind our little rendezvous jus to keep ur pudgy ass happy, and feeling secure.

    Trust me the more u come after me the more he wants me, the more money he spends on me, the more intense our sessions get.

    A true nyatsi will never ask him to leave u, instead she encourages him to stay with you even if you have messed up badly. We never consider getting pregnant out of fear of having to deal with your sour face for the rest of our lives. So relax, your kids are priority numero uno, even to us, we pick out the toys and clothes he shows up with, we encourage bonding time.

    Consider yourself lucky if u find my number, at least u know he’s taken care of when u tired, and he’s gonna come right back once we done re-furbishing my apartment. Oh and trust me, I do the fighting for us, its my job to make sure its just us two, any others will be dealt with severely by me, so don’t ruin ur manicure, I get a weekly one so its okay, let me do it.

    I respect you, hence I stay away from family functions and make sure I take all my stuff out of the car when I was there, I don’t call after he’s left the office because I know its your turn.

    I have my own things, the rest is just a bonus for having a kind and sharing attitude, I’m a professional with a great job and earn enough, I don’t have time to tend to a fulltime relationship hence I don’t mind when he goes home to you.

    My advice to you “mama’se khaya” stay in your home, and don’t pack your stuff and go tell your mom how u failed at being a wife, it just makes u look stupid and weak and our man needs strong women around him.

    Look after your kids, tend to your home, cook those hearty meals you so famous for, I can’t cook with these nails.

    Don’t ask about me, he’s just going to lie and toss and turn in bed thinking about me in my victoria secret set he bought me for valentines day.

    Let me be, I will leave on my own accord one day.

    If u don’t we might jus trade places and you going to be saying “izinto zabantu” or I consult sangomas, I don’t, i would rather spend that money on expensive holidays with our man.

    Truth is, I make him feel good, I’m a reminder of when he was young and I do all the things you are afraid to do, or just won’t do because you believe you are past that, I’m forever young and I compliment him, u suit him, trust me honey there is a huge difference.

    I respect marriage and all it stands for, that’s why I’m doing my part to help yours stay together, so don’t think I don’t, I respect the nice thing you have done and I love your kids too much to hurt them.

    Don’t cry over me, or what we do, let it be, play your part and I will do what I’m supposed to do.

    Yours (and your mans)

    Nyatsi

  182. sxylin on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:33 pm 

    To be honest, it’s fair for us all to be reprimanded, I also found the joke to be in bad taste and we appreciate Leungo for addressing it in a dignified manner, and for us to just assume it was a joke, irregardless of that, this is a public platform and we are to a certain extent responsible for what we say and how the other party interprets it, it really won’t be funny anymore if @zenzybear followed that advise, and maybe her bf is one of us, let’s not be irresponsible and forget that we are all not clever tones who will treat such statements as jokes!

    Please feel free to correct my spelling ! :)

  183. Loulou on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:42 pm 

    Eish @sexymm, I think I have read this before and my reaction is something like this O_O
    Personally I don’t mind being the other woman, like she says, I have no time to tend to a full time reationship. HOWEVER, some of my best friends are these wives and I know for sure it would kill them if their men had women like the one who wrote this, as such as soon as I know he’s married, I moonwalk to my lane. I am not innocent, but it saddens me that we live in a world where being a nyatsi has been and will always be acceptable :(

  184. **Stars** on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:43 pm 

    Hi bloggers. I actually like the spell check. I must say, sometimes I learn new works or meaning of some from right here on JC.
    Pity I can’t blog all the time.

    @Luengo, wasn’t the rape thing a joke? if it wasn’t-then Vele it was wrong.

    The way I hardly ever take offense from things said here. I jsut read, laugh/ raise an eyebrow and pass.

    @Zenzybear. O mathateng. Your story Not funny but I can’t help it, lol. Make your decision about ur future with this guy and gi with it.

  185. Applepurple on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:43 pm 

    how many nyatsi’s are like that thou?

  186. zenzybear on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:45 pm 

    i missed alot

  187. samlicious on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:46 pm 

    @Miss_a I dont think @leungo was talking about you. @Leungo was referring to another post a blogger *forgot her name* attacked @Sxylin and that was sometime last week.

  188. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:47 pm 

    Eish, this got me thinking though.OK I’m married and I’m a nyatsi as well.No I’m ending this makhwapheni business today.*sad for days*

  189. sxylin on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 4:57 pm 

    @sexymm ur a nyatsi O.O to whooo? Puts hands on each side of cheek and opens mouth wide open

  190. LadyMillion on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 5:06 pm 

    How manys sides does @sxylins’ one cheek have? anyone?

  191. LadyMillion on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 5:07 pm 

    many!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  192. sxylin on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 5:07 pm 

    Hahahahaha tsek Ladymillion

  193. sxylin on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 5:17 pm 

    My context is correct wena Lady Million mcim

  194. asanwababe on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 5:25 pm 

    @LadyMillion, lolest!

  195. asanwababe on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 5:32 pm 

    I’m not married or in a relationship, but I find this letter quite distasteful. How one can knowingly hurt another woman and her children (and brag about it) is beyond me. Karma is a bitch!

  196. kamzababy on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 5:33 pm 

    Lmao o sele wa tseba!!!!

  197. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 5:35 pm 

    @sexylin, my hubby cheated angithi not once but twice, so nami i did the same.My makhwepheni is married.eish!i’m really not proud of this.uphi uLela azongithandazela ngiguquke?

  198. snapshot on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 5:44 pm 

    @sexymm, i saw your comment passing, ngathi ithi ngibone lendoda that cheated, i have just said my prayers for you

  199. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 5:53 pm 

    Thank you @snapshot.

  200. Babyluv on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 6:04 pm 

    Nywe nywe nywe bloggers >>>> silent bloggers. Andisamkhumbuli ulolo nezistory zakhe.

  201. sexymm on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 6:23 pm 

    Lol @ Babyluv.Kanyi uphi uLolo vele?Lolo khumbulekhaya sisi…

  202. Chandyol on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 6:26 pm 

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!!! Its that time again for your ultimix@6 with Dj Euphonik!!! #5fm tune in if you are a houseHead!!!

  203. Chandyol on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 7:15 pm 

    Just followed @mpumza1982 and @MbaliM_

  204. sparrow on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 8:31 pm 

    Got to love jc!y’all are quite crazy bunch!!zenzybear—->i can feel your presence in the house today.kwaaaaaaa!@monei,o speshele shame.is patreche and biskiti one and the same character?

  205. snapshot on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 9:12 pm 

    Just ff @mpumza1982 and @MbaliM_

    Can the ff pls stop: Hi
    May you please kindly foward me the copy of part 2 and part 3 of the book. Cant take the suspense anymore.

    Thank you in advance.
    Teetee

    The nerve, u don’t even introduce urself mxim your silent blog

  206. Chandyol on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 9:56 pm 

    @snapshot I’m not sure its its me u referring to, but if it is me, there you have—-» hello bloggers, jumping from 1 post to the other sumtimes makes me forget my manners, sorry guys otherwise ke ngwana o maitseo thata. And yes I followed the aforementioned

  207. sxylin on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 10:28 pm 

    @snapshot I think this person is deliberately trying to annoy us cos they sent the same email to me , I don’t have the book love,

  208. Chandyol on Wed, 29th Aug 2012 11:26 pm 

    Thanks to Sxylin, I actually misread Snapshot’s comment!! I thot she was referin to ma coment…. @snapshot u mean the emails u getting, yes they gotta stop if not I do have that R5 strike that cn be emailed too!! ;)

  209. Bee on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 1:10 am 

    @eyh2jee, man um just passing the message. I do know a person close to me who went there more than twice now he is a manager at Spur. It’s seasonal jobs. For more information you can go to http://www.workawayinternational.co.za

  210. Bootylicious on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 5:41 am 

    @Sexymm I am now following you, @Zenzy o go tlwaela hampe mogwanthi o, if someone goes all ghetto on me trust me I hit back harder, ka nyesa nna, pay this beesh a visit and moer her!! I am short tempered this ignoring her business will never work with me..@Soccerbabe I like how u think and I agree with Bongi don’t leave this man bcos of this trash, leave him bcos u don’t want him anymore. The next time she calls u don’t keep quiet tell her shit and tell her to be strong bcos u are NOT gonna leave ur man for her. Mxm bloody agent!!! Ladies if ur man is cheating deal with him do go around calling his side dishes, I mean really?? Nna if u call me trust me I’ll tell u exactly wat u wanna hear about OUR man

  211. bumbum on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 6:40 am 

    Haibo no post nanamuhla, I thank you in advance for the boring stress full day I’m going to have.

    I had two incidents at work yesterday and I’m just crossing my fingers that I don’t get charged. Yesterday was not my day and @Koeks uvele wayenza yaba worse nge suicide ka brother wakhe. :-(

    Hello JC mdeni!

  212. Nerlee on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 7:34 am 

    MaBloggers u guys sound dangerous shame @Zenzy just get the number blocked man, contact your service provider.

    Koeks that is always my fear about tough love shame I have a troublesome brother but I just can’t do this tough love thing, I take care of him and his rubbish ways, I just ca not lahla umtana kaMamam, one day he is gonna change I know he will.

    LOL anyone watched Khumbul’Ekhaya how special is Miemie mara huh? Hahahahahaha

  213. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 7:55 am 

    Morning Guys!!!

    Bathong @BS di kae di nepe tsa POLO??? We are waiting hle…..

    Hahhahahaha at this>>>>>>>>>>”purple – silent bloggers who comment to ask for books to be emailed”

  214. Koeks on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 8:01 am 

    Morning y’all.@Bumbum Sorry nana did’nt mean to scare you,was just trying to make you see that he might have something deeper going on with him.So maybe counselling or talking to him & find out what’s his problem might help before you throw the towel.

  215. Miss T on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 8:01 am 

    Sanibonani.
    It felt so good handing in my resignation yesterday. To make things worse. I stated its by immediate effect!

  216. Miranda on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 8:16 am 

    Morning guys…..so many comments to go through…what were you guys talking about? #starts reading#

    @Sxylin, I know hey, everyone of my friends thinks I am going mad.Black females and playing sports can’t be in the same sentence, in general. Mna I play with 1 black guy and a bunch of whites. Would love to play with you guys.I am in MP:-(, and working towards getting back to GP though.

  217. sxylin on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 8:29 am 

    @missT by immediate vs with immediate azishe ke! How are you my lovely bumbum? Noance *helllooooo*

  218. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 8:30 am 

    @MissT I dream, daydream, fantasize and drool over the day I hand in my resignation at my work! That day will bring me so much joy……

  219. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 8:31 am 

    *waves* @Sxylin my suga plum :-)

  220. Kusihlwa on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 8:36 am 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaaa@Nerlee, that woman killed me. What was up with the kissing between her and the son?

  221. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 8:42 am 

    How are u doing babes @Kusihlwa?

  222. Monei on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 8:54 am 

    morning y’all,

    I just wanted to let the JCers know i have prayed for this community of ppl. specific shout outs to kusi and her nana and to ladies with troubled siblings and cousins.

    Have a lovely day!!!!

    and oh ya! had such a divine meal last night in illovo.

  223. Miss T on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 8:55 am 

    Thanx @Sxylin. I am so happy guys.
    They just sent me an email saying. What I did was is against da law. I cant resign without giving them notice this & that.
    But the truth is, they can’t afford to fight me, as I have so much info on their illegal doings *smh*

  224. BlindFold on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 8:55 am 

    Good morning everybodzy..

    @kusi are we doing ok?

  225. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 8:57 am 

    morning guys :) nilele njani?

  226. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 8:57 am 

    Morning @Monei and @BlindF……

    What did you have @Monei? Whats the place called?

  227. BlindFold on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:00 am 

    @Miss T, why dont you use that information on them and demand a higher salary??

  228. Monei on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:07 am 

    had ginger plum chicken. not only did it smell good, it was delicious!!!! and their quirky spring rolls also pack a punch. had the chicken,avo and mozzarella one. if i learn to make spring rolls, i’m making that type. The Good Luck Club.

    Eish, i’m hungry. let me go get breakfast ko canteen.

  229. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:12 am 

    @Monei sounds yummy, I’m hungry now :-( Will check it out some time!

  230. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:13 am 

    monei atleast yall have a canteen, this tuckshop doesnt have a canteen

  231. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:13 am 

    noance ngithe goodmorning yazi

  232. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:23 am 

    I’m sorry my @zenzybear :-) How are u my love?

  233. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:29 am 

    im good good, i look hot today (if i may say so myself) :) wena unjani?

  234. Ms.Zie on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:29 am 

    Yazi, bahlali I need to do a Pap Smear. Joburg Northern areas?! Can any of you recommend someone?

  235. Vesa on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:32 am 

    Ms Zie, where in the North?

    You can go to Dr Magau, her surgery is at the Leaping Frog shopping complex, next to the Link pharmacy

  236. Nthoentle on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:32 am 

    have you never been to a gynae @Ms.Zie? All of the them do it.

    @Sxylin-nana check Viber

  237. Ms.Zie on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:34 am 

    I used to use the Campus Clinic for all those things. It’s going on two years without any sort of reproductive health check up! Its time, hey

  238. Fab Tee on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:35 am 

    im good good, i look hot today (if i may say so myself)…tshisa zenzybear!

  239. bumbum on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:35 am 

    @Sxylin I’m good and hope it stays like that for the whole day I can’t take the 12 month charge hai hai :-)

    And @Sxylin am I going blind or what @this “@missT by immediate vs with immediate” what’s the difference with Miss T’s immediate and your immediate?. Have you had your daily dose of Oxford breakfast? I smell starvation nana ;-)

    Hey yall! ;-)

  240. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:35 am 

    ntho i have viber but dont understand how it works… please explain to me

  241. Vesa on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:36 am 

    I forgot ot add that itt’s in Lonehill

  242. Loulou on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:36 am 

    @Ms.Zie, find Dr Papavarnavas at Morningside Medi-Clinic, he delievered my baby and is absolutely amazing. If you’re not lazy, I recommend Dr Nel in Hatfield @ Hatmed…

  243. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:37 am 

    lol, hey Fab :)

  244. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:38 am 

    Hhahhahahaa @zenzybear I am fine babes!

    @Ms.Zie I also need to get one done soonest hey!

  245. Nthoentle on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:40 am 

    @Zenzy-its instant chat. You can chat to anyone who has Viber and is your contact.

  246. Shandu on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:41 am 

    Good morning everybody….

    So sad, dropped my skhaftini ko parking lot and anginakudla ngoku :( lapho ngilambe ngiyafa :(

  247. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:42 am 

    like bbm for iphone ntho? but i dont know ppl ba di iphone

  248. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:46 am 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaa @Shandu I know that feeling shame, ungathi u could pick it off the floor and rinse it. Askies nana

  249. bumbum on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:46 am 

    Kwaaaa now I get it @Sxylin its “by and with” tjo uyanaka ngeke

  250. Nthoentle on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:47 am 

    Yes but BBM is cooler than Viber, mara with Viber u have more piece of mind. Social networks can be so annoying.

  251. LadyMillion on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:50 am 

    And @Sxylin am I going blind or what @this “@missT by immediate vs with immediate” what’s the difference with Miss T’s immediate and your immediate?. Have you had your daily dose of Oxford breakfast? I smell starvation nana

    Kwaaaaa @bumbum.go grab a cup of coffee my darling hhahahaha

  252. Monei on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:50 am 

    tjo weh! @ma’am Sxylin is moving onto correcting grammar manje. SAFA!!!
    la bona- y’all condoned and have now created a monster.lol!

  253. bumbum on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:51 am 

    @Shandu sorry, I know how you feel. Esami savele saba muncu nje, when I opened it with a big smile and an empty stomach there was a bad smell and I knew I was screwed lol.

  254. LadyMillion on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:52 am 

    @Nthoentle…kinda like whatsapp? i came across it but thought it was abt making free calls

  255. gudgal on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:53 am 

    now that we talking doctors, who is that dermatologist that ppl always talk abou? the one that is based in Carlton centre. pls give m the room number and contacts details.
    thank u.
    hello everybodzy

  256. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:55 am 

    @gudgal I know Dr Mpofu? Is it her? She is also based in jhb and santon?

  257. sexymm on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:56 am 

    Morning ladies and gentlemen.Tjo!I now have 49 followers, kuyashesha zolo lokhu I had 7.dankie kubo bonke abalandeli bami.

  258. bumbum on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:57 am 

    @LadyM I know hey, didn’t notice that one. Uyeza uPrincipal and she’s going to make sure I get a very hard punishment for this foul lol.

  259. Fezzy on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:57 am 

    Eish my body is failing me yazi. I wish I could sleep for 2 days without waking up maybe I will get better.

    And I have to act like Im ok cos Im at work and I dont want ppl to see that Im actually not fine.

  260. Miranda on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:58 am 

    Hahahaha@Shandu, go buy ko canteen nana.I know the feeling, it is even more painful, when you have one of your favourites in the lunch tin.

  261. Ms.Zie on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:59 am 

    DR Mpofu, she’s at Lister Building on Small Street.

    Think I’ll fo to the one in Morningside. Othi ngi-googler amnumber ke. Thanks for the help.

  262. Nthoentle on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 9:59 am 

    Yes @LadyMillion its like whatsapp. You can make free calls as well yes, mara you need to be stationary else the network coverage is bad

  263. gudgal on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:01 am 

    @Noance that is the one.thanx. do you perhaps have their contact details.

  264. Pana on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:05 am 

    Fezzy go home and rest nana coz companies are not grateful.
    should you faint or die (God forbid) emsebenzini. they’ll only say shame and advertise your position same day.

  265. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:10 am 

    dr mpofu is also ko lesedi in soweto

  266. Fezzy on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:10 am 

    Eish @Pana, thing is I know why Im sick and I know I will be sick tomorrow as well. I’ve been sick since Sunday.

    I had to LOL at this telephone convo:

    Girl : Ngikukhumbulile yazi
    Boy : Ayi unamanga!

    And vele girl was lying.

  267. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:10 am 

    guys may i also have some followers, i’ll follow back. i think i’ll be more active on twitter if i have followers :)

  268. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:12 am 

    lady mil or ntho, may i add one of u on viber and try it out?

  269. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:13 am 

    @gudgal dr mpofu (lesedi) 0119335000 (lister building) 0113360549

  270. Shandu on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:14 am 

    I’m so cold yessses and it’s HOT outside.

    My mother in law though – wangfraza that woman :(

  271. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:15 am 

    @gudgal 011 336 0549 Suite 1110 Lister Building, Jepper street. JHB.

    @Fezzy if you drop dead lapho,they’ll have your replacement before we can even queue for a plate of stamp n beef at ur funeral. Unless its ur fathers or husbands company, I suggest you go home sisi. Health first always!

  272. Shandu on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:16 am 

    @Fezzy hambolala nana, your health comes first. Umsebenzi can wait…

    @Zenzybear what’s your handle on twitter?

  273. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:17 am 

    @tumee_thulee

  274. Fezzy on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:19 am 

    @Shandu nami Im freezing. I asked this ugly white women to turn the aircon off earlier and she said she doesnt see how this is affecting me cos yena she’s hot. I just turned and left her and she was like “I will turn it down a bit” and I ignored her.
    She went to to turn it down ad said “It should be better now” and I ignored her again.

    What she’s not aware of is that nginengqondo yemfene (baboons mentality) I dont forget easily and I dont rest until I get even.

  275. Fezzy on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:19 am 

    Ngzobekezela guys, Im on ealy shift which means I will knock off at 1.

  276. LadyMillion on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:25 am 

    @zenzy..i haven’t downloaded the app yet

  277. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:26 am 

    white people baya bora nge aircon hey, im so glad on my floor there’s only like 4 white people, asizozwa ngabo. the aircon is never on! reja summer

  278. Nthoentle on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:30 am 

    @Zenzy-ya, mail me cos u need a contact number. nthoentleoj@gmail.com

  279. Gomolemo on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:31 am 

    Hi guys, my soon to be husband was involved in a car Tuesday night, I have never been so scared in my life. The first thing i asked him when i got to the hospital was if his manhood was not hurt. Despite being in pain, he just laughed and said i was special. Shame, bless him. Now i have realised that life is too short and that i must stop with my nonsense, especially bo makwapheni, but sdodla saka stays. The rest i will chuck away. Have a happy thirst-day peeps, im off to the hospital, catch up with u later.

  280. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:35 am 

    GLAD HE’S OK GOMO. ENJOY UR DAY

  281. bumbum on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:36 am 

    I need help guys, I have a problem.

    When I’m close to my periods my breast are tender and a bit painful, which I understand. A week goes by after my period then it starts again, does ovallation cause this? I’m stressed now because abuhlungu phela and I have done that self diagnosis for breast cancer and there’s no strange lumps only the natura hard thing that is inside. I’m confused and stressed :-(

  282. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:37 am 

    Aaaaaaah @Gomo, so glad your soon to be hubby is ok. Yes, u must stop with ur nonsense,lol. Wishing him a speedy recovery.

    Happy Thirstday :-) Indeed.

  283. bumbum on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:43 am 

    @Gomo glad he’s ok, kodwa nawe asking that question lol.

    I wonder how many bomakhwapheni you have ;-)

  284. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:49 am 

    I feel like a slush puppy……. Berry flavoured!

  285. LadyMillion on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:51 am 

    @ Noance.. who cares?
    *tongue”out*

  286. Ms.Zie on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:52 am 

    My new boss iSuliman (Muslim). Yerr, she’s so difficult! Wow.

  287. GeePee on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:53 am 

    Glad his okay Gomo, take care of him…

  288. maphapheni on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 10:58 am 

    Zenzy, i know u…u went to Mondeor High, right?

  289. Nthoentle on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:05 am 

    hahahaaaaaaaaaaa @Gomolemo mara wena o special. How many makhwapheni’s do you have? O generous ka cake, cake, cake neh. LOOL

  290. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:07 am 

    @ladyMill :-( U do….

  291. Miranda on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:07 am 

    @Fezzy, team up with Lela… nim’shayeni after work.#runs away fast#

  292. LadyMillion on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:17 am 

    haha @Noance besengimincile..phela u once told someone that their response was nonsense

  293. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:20 am 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @LadyMill phela I thought they were being rude to me. I dont like being mean mina…..

  294. Fab Tee on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:27 am 

    lol @Gomolemo you are indeed special!, hope your soo to be hubby gets well soon!

  295. sexymm on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:29 am 

    @bumbum, you not alone dear, before and after my period ababuhlungu.I’m visiting my Gynecologist next week tuesday, i will find out for us,ne?

    Girl : Ngikukhumbulile yazi
    Boy : Ayi unamanga!

    And vele girl was lying.
    tl tl tl….

  296. Botshelo on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:33 am 

    @zenzy viber is not only for iphone, it works also between iphone and blackberry.
    i use i and my frined bb and we do it

  297. BlindFold on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:34 am 

    @Gomo..may your man recover soon, tlogela masawana tuu!

  298. Monei on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:39 am 

    @botshelo, le dira eng? “and we do it”. or is the salt affecting my thinking?

  299. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:40 am 

    maphapheni, depends… who are u?

  300. bumbum on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:43 am 

    @Sxymm thanks hun, mine is on the 20th and I feel like its far, my gynae is always full.

  301. Loulou on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:45 am 

    So vele there are no pics/blog tsa Sunday’s polo? eish I am hoping by some odd coincidence a pic was taken of someone I saw there *sigh*

  302. Babyluv on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:47 am 

    Lol Gomolicious how many makhwaphenis do you have. cant believe you asked about his tswibilingkie first.

  303. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:49 am 

    lmfao ‘tswibilingkie’ :)

  304. Ms.Zie on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:50 am 

    @Loulou I think the pics are still on the way. Patience baby!

  305. maphapheni on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:54 am 

    @Zenzy, we have mutual friends

  306. sexymm on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:56 am 

    @Snapshot and Lela, please pray for me.I’m happily married(ok!not happy all the time)I love my husband and my kids but nkosi yami, kunomlisa here at work, ngimthanda ukufa, he’s tall, dark and handsome.I see him everyday.His bosse’s office is after mine, so ushaya iphuma ngena. And u “hi” wakhe, nkosi enofefe.I even dream about him.His smile, the smell of his cologne, the way he dresses, his name(lol)

    Ocela isguqo
    sexymm

  307. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:56 am 

    whats ur name maphs, if u dont mind me asking

  308. Fezzy on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:56 am 

    What happened to Woolies? They used to make nice kiddies clothes kodwa manje udodi wodwa nje.

  309. Fab Tee on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:05 pm 

    lol hayi sexymm you need prayer nyani, tswa daar!…JC peeps niyandihlekisa shem!

  310. Zoe on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:08 pm 

    Hello, hello err’body.

    I have to lol @Sxylin.
    @Monei: Hello stranger
    @Zenzybear: Ufuna i-ex ikubone kahle? Lol
    @Kusi: I hope all is going well.

    Any Durbanites going to watch Trevor Noah on the 15th of Sept or the rugby on the 28th?

  311. bumbum on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:27 pm 

    @Zoe ave ibuhlungu inhliziyo yami I’ll be working on the 15th, yabona shift working is *hit for real.

    @Sxymm hai zibambe nana we do get tempeted sometimes but kuyandlula nje. Hlala ngentombi ;-)

  312. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:31 pm 

    bumbum usebenza kuphi?

  313. Kusihlwa on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:33 pm 

    Death by the internet being down for hours at work, nxhim. shout out to @Noance, Blindfold,Monei and Zoe, We are doing ok guys and thanks for every ones prayers.

  314. Miss T on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:37 pm 

    Who is dating or has dated a white person before?
    Are most of them(the man) circumcised?
    Do they have a natural body odour when you’re too close to them? (When doing da ‘dance’)

  315. bumbum on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:38 pm 

    @Zenzy I can’t tell you nana, you know JC people will use it agains me one day. One will say “bumbum please stay in your lane with your cleaning job” :-)

    I’m in NRB though

  316. Shandu on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:39 pm 

    @sexymm it happens nana. Is the guy interested in you?

  317. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:42 pm 

    Glad to hear that @Kusihlwa :-)

  318. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:44 pm 

    LMFAO MISS T

  319. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:45 pm 

    @sexymm thou shall flee from temptation sisi…The devil comes in black, tall, handsome, good smelling, great smile and well dresses packages!!!! Office romances have a way of turning sour, nje nge nkomazi.

  320. Zoe on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:45 pm 

    @Shandu ukwenzani uMIL?

    @Zenzybear: Well, since she’s in NRB, chance are she works at Hillside, RBM, RBCT, Transnet…nje along those lines LOL

    @Bumbum aw thats a bummer.

    Guys is it possible to remove the loop before 5 years is up? Ndidikiwe ngoku.

  321. Zoe on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:47 pm 

    @Noance kodwa imnandi nje inkomazi lol

  322. Noance on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:49 pm 

    Hahahhahahahah @Zoe. Eish ufuna ngithi lemon ke?

  323. Zoe on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:54 pm 

    Lol eish there’s this hot hot QS we work with that I would make an acception for when it comes to that rule.

    Our driver is busy nagging me to buy into one of his IFA products *sigh*

  324. Shandu on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:54 pm 

    Hehehehe @Noance you are right ka office romance. @Zoe ay that woman MUST remind me that my mom is late, every chance she gets. So annoying!!

  325. Chandyol on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:55 pm 

    Motshegare o montle lovely ppl!! @Gomo, thank heavens!! Now followin—» tumee_thulee :) :) I gues #followfriday came early for me, u can follow bek @justchandi

  326. bumbum on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:58 pm 

    @Zoe hahaha and you are spot on lovey cz my company is one of those :-)

  327. sexymm on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 12:59 pm 

    @Fab Tee, ungikhumbuza uManny “tswaa daar”

    @bumbum, i have to hlala ngentombi

    @Shandu, he is interested, he wants to cook for me, at his place. kodwa unama- gay tendencies.

    @Noance, kwaaaaa kuba sour njengenkomazi.uqinisile, eish!There goes my biggest crush ever.

    Thank you(eshone umoya phansi)

  328. Vesa on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 1:02 pm 

    @Fezzy……made in China happened

  329. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 1:04 pm 

    THANKS FOR FOLLOWING CHANDYOL :)

  330. Zoe on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 1:04 pm 

    @Bumbum yazi I’m hoping and praying that nami ngingcine in any one of those in the near future. But I’m targeting Tronox and BHP Billiton.

    @Shandu: Ouch ncese hun.

  331. Shandu on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 1:05 pm 

    Hamba uyodla dinner wena @sexymm

  332. Shandu on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 1:12 pm 

    Zenzy just followed you…..

  333. bumbum on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 1:12 pm 

    @Zoe keep applying honey one day is one day, I had a friend who didn’t want to apply at BHP but I put her CV on BHP’s site and they called her and she’s starting begining of Sept. I told her that the 1st salary is mine :-)

  334. Zoe on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 1:15 pm 

    Wow thats fantastic. Ai she really owes you one.

  335. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 1:16 pm 

    thanks shandu :)

  336. bumbum on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 1:25 pm 

    @Zenzy and Zoe, where you from?

  337. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 1:26 pm 

    @bumbum home is naturena, but im currently staying in weltevreden park. u?

    @everyone following, thanks alot, il follow back tomoro im low on data bundles LOL :)

  338. Monei on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 1:30 pm 

    @Zoe, Hello *waves*

    @Kusi, glad to hear that. will kp u in my prayers for next 22 weeks.

    @Fezzy and Vesa, can sumone explain to me how this works: i bought a pair of pumps ko woolies 2 wks ago. as i was, stripping them of the tags et al last week, i notice a “genuine leather made in south africa” leather swatch mara inside the shoe, at the roof of the toes, ithi “made in china”. Now what is woolworths telling me? the leather swatch tag is the one made in SA or the shoe was made in china with genuine leather from SA or what? #confused

  339. GeePee on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 4:14 pm 

    @Zenzybear, where in Weltevreden Park… mhlambe sindlulana ngendlela nje…lol

  340. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 4:30 pm 

    GeePee do u know where the gables office park is? opposite the vet? i stay in that street

  341. sxylin on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 4:32 pm 

    Was sleeping y’all ZOE yoh besengithembele kuwe SMH *exception vs acception

  342. Zoe on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 4:36 pm 

    @bumbum oLundi

  343. Monei on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 4:40 pm 

    did the server die on y’all as well? Even on my phone!

    i was so worried that November 2011 was happening again!

  344. GeePee on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 4:43 pm 

    @zenzybear… oooh okay… i work around that area, Constantia Office Park…

  345. GeePee on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 4:44 pm 

    kwaaaaa….@Monei, i thought they blocked JC at work…

  346. Nandisile on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 5:02 pm 

    Hi everyone!

    How ironic that JC would go down on comments for the article about ’2 weeks without cellphone social networking’ That hour was rough!

    Lol!

  347. Monei on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 5:06 pm 

    @GeePee, after the fourth refresh yielded the same results i resorted to my phone… then feared the worst. i’m not ready for JC withdrawal symptoms. last yr was rough. ne ke setse ke ngadile.

  348. Zoe on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 5:14 pm 

    @Sxylin, I’m gonna get you wena! Even a punctuation mark out of place uzoyizwa ngami lol.

    Clinique users, how good is the Even Better nton nton moisturiser for dark marks?

    I also thought they’d blocked JC at work.

  349. Kinky Afro on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 5:19 pm 

    Hello everyone! @Monei JC really can’t do this server down business to us, phela this is our survival tool. Cabanga i-cripple lihamba ngaphandle kwama-crutches, umuntu o-bi polar angathathi imedication yakhe.

    I don’t like it when the mere appreance of a certain male colleague of mine, reminds my body that it’s alive. My underwear can’t take this anymore. Mnxm!

  350. Zoe on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 5:19 pm 

    I’m sitting here at the strip mall waiting for my lift. A few kids are collecting donations for a school event and whenever they approach a black person bavele bazihlinele izingane bathule nje and the white folk stop, listen and donate.

  351. zenzybear on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 5:34 pm 

    lmao kinky :)

  352. bumbum on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 6:27 pm 

    @Zenzy sisi angikwazi nje mina lapho, kuse natalu njalo? I thought you are from the Zululand :-(

    @Zoe oLundi olumahlikihliki ntokazi

    mina ngingowase Mpangeni but seng’hlala eceleni kwakhona eBay.

    Kahlekahle they are few people from Natal here on JC.

    I was thinking its my BB until I took out my big gun S2 nakhona kwafana nje than I thought the server is down.

  353. snapshot on Thu, 30th Aug 2012 11:16 pm 

    @sexymm ingathi isguqo is nothing but u need holy water from the sea, bath ur kuku with it twice a day lol. On a serious note I am praying to God that you don’t get tempted and that if you do, realise ur mistake n stop

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