Things That Make Me Go TJO!

August 21, 2012 by  

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Don’t know how true or not this is (it was on Sunday World) but it still made me go TJO!

 

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31 Comments on "Things That Make Me Go TJO!"

  1. Sncura on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 6:13 am 

    Tjo!

  2. Noance on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 6:16 am 

    tjo! I think Sunday world is at it again, LYING! Didnt Uyanda have a convertable Porsche on top shayela n not a cayenne? And I think she would have paid up that Saab,like really how much is it? Not even a iphone on contract would amount to R2000,like who does the kid call? Tu Pac in the next life? . Sunday world is the faeces of journalism,their offices should be in a long drop toilet with flies everywhere!

  3. Black_Diamond on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 6:27 am 

    Deathby>’Tu Pac in the next life?’Noance u made my morning.

  4. Kell on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 7:29 am 

    Heheehe, so Ses’Uyanda expects her husband to give her tithing money? Shouldn’t tithe come from your own pocket?

  5. Soccerbabe on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 7:31 am 

    I believe SW shwem, this Uyanda woman would go out of her way to attract attention, this is one of her stunts to try and be relevant coz uyabona the spotlight aint shining on her no more all I say is shame on her, how can she use her kid like this to extort money from poor Sisast

  6. PowerPuff Gal on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 7:51 am 

    Gosh Uyanda though! *facepalm*

  7. sparrow on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 7:58 am 

    This uyanda woman must be high on weed or something.which person in sober state of mind makes such unrealistic demands?kante what happened to her “bussiness” she has always been talking about?as for tithing money.

  8. folksister on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 8:08 am 

    Wazewangihlekisa Noance—>Deathby>’Tu Pac in the next life?’

  9. kayzee on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 8:24 am 

    Cant believe I still have Sisa’s numbers, dont even know if they still work. Maybe you guys should call him and ask him if all this is true about Uyanda 082 335 291x

  10. phix on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 8:31 am 

    kwaaaaaaaaa tithing money. SERIOUSLLLYYYY

  11. Strolicious on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 8:39 am 

    lol @ Kayzee

  12. chuckbadass on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 8:40 am 

    Tjo.. So the kid gets books worth a grand a month? By the end of the year he’ll have a whole library mos

  13. fabulicious on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 8:46 am 

    Wasn’t this Uyanda business already discussed la ekhaya izolo?
    SMH @ u BS

  14. kayzee on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 8:59 am 

    Ugghh let me rather not, karma or God will deal with those two. Which ever comes first, and Uyanda yena she must walk around with hankerchief wherever she goes coz one of these days her nose is going to fall off. yall wait and see

  15. Noance on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 9:00 am 

    Sowetan is frying us mo!

  16. BlindFold on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 9:00 am 

    @fabulicious it was thoroughly so…

  17. Azande on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 9:07 am 

    Wasn’t this Uyanda business already discussed la ekhaya izolo?
    SMH @ u BS
    ==============================================================
    @fabulicious Ngishop dat DONE & DUSTED sooooooo izolo news Lol

  18. Ms.E on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 9:08 am 

    Hai BS o late ka this post…as for @Kayzee:How did you get Sisa’s number Nana? pls share!

  19. Azande on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 9:11 am 

    Ngishop vs Ngisho lol

  20. gossipgirl on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 9:19 am 

    bathong Uyanda Nana tsa mo sebetsa o tlogele dichila… Highlife ya pala so get a JOB like evryone else. ke bo gosha ka higher grade!!!!!

  21. @JohneighGALAXY™ on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 10:13 am 

    Dumelang batho batsho bantle!!!

    I need help on something urgently.

    • If you work at KPMG(KPMG Forum) in Hatfield – Pretoria, kindly get hold of me.

    • If you work at CSIR in Lynnwood – Pretoria kindly get hold of me.

    You can leave your email add here. I’ll contact you. It’s urgent!!!

  22. chilled sweet lemonade on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 11:14 am 

    @kayzee what did they do you….spill the bean tog…hhhhmmmmmm

  23. chilled sweet lemonade on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 11:14 am 

    i mean do to you?

  24. Babyluv on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 11:41 am 

    Kwaaaaaa Noance

  25. gossipgirl on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 1:00 pm 

    i work at csir but rather u leave ur details ill contact.

  26. @JohneighGALAXY™ on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 2:39 pm 

    @GossipGirl: Here my add: easylove@webmail.co.za

  27. LuvTerry on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 6:23 pm 

    Black women in sa ,stop marrying rich men ,living the high life thru them showing off with the rest of us with ur expensive weaves, cars, loubi bani bani shoes n label clothing n handbags attending all the events..acting as if u so successful in what u do meantime its al thru ur man. Then when u divorce or get dumped you gotta fight to even keep ur false nails!! Get a Job ladies pay ur own way buy your own shit that way whether ur man stays or goes ,you will be fine and still rock what u have! South Africa needs more REAL Celebrities and Role models.some of These fools aren’t cool!

  28. soul sista on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 7:16 pm 

    Lolest @calling Pac in the next life. #Finished :lol:

  29. Smiles on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 8:46 pm 

    Well according to V-Entertainment on Monday it’s true. Appearantly the judge lambasted Uyanda for her ridiculous demands which totalled to over her husbands salary, even asking her how he was supposed to pay for all of this. The judge was quite irritated by her & her lawyers demands according to reports of the proceedings. Appearantly she was awarded about R7000 per month plus Sisa taking care of all his son’s needs, like education & healthcare etc.

  30. Smiles on Tue, 21st Aug 2012 8:56 pm 

    Mara how do women like Uyanda expect the fathers of they’re children to pay for child support by financially ruining them. This isn’t the movies or Hollywood where you get 50 million dollar divorce suites. Some women would love for their baby daddies to pay maintenace, wena o busy trying to abuse the system.

    She even asked more for herself than she did for her son. I would understand asking more for herself if she wanted to buy property or something, but for di-weave le di-pedicure ayi!. Uyanda tithe come from 10% of the fruits God has given YOU, not your ex-husband. By the way, the judge ordered Sisa to pay off the Saab. Sunday world made a mistake Uyanda has a Caymen (coupe), not a Cayenne (suv).

  31. Poshla on Wed, 22nd Aug 2012 7:15 am 

    Well @LuvTerry is on point, but I guess some of the next generation has figured out that one.~work for your own moolah!! Uyanda has to tithe that much cause her sis owns a church, so if she asks for a loan it will be easy. As for the rest of the demands, she thought Sisa was a fool and was just gonna say yes ma’am to her highness. Top shayela babe, go watch yourself again.

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