So How Much Does MTV Pay Celebs For These Stunts?

September 10, 2012 by  

I really didn’t want to blog about this but I can’t resist so nizong’forgiva bantu. This is my version of what really happened with Rihanna and Chris Brown at the VMAs.

*Fixes skirt* 

After Riri’s famous interview with Oprah, and the announcement that she would be performing at the VMAs, there was a lot of talk that the award show would be the first time she and Breezy would meet after her much publicised confession.

Chris was nominated, the awards were in LA, no travelling so everyone assumed there’d be a big reunion & the stars would meet up there, but then Chris Brown’s management announced that Chris would not be attending the event in “any capacity.”

It is said that after this, Rihanna sent him a text asking “Nigga, you’re coming or not?”.. well, I don’t believe this but I do believe their reunion was orchestrated.

First the manager said Chris Brown wasn’t going to be there, next thing Perez Hilton, who is “friends” with Rihanna, runs with a story saying that the 2 were planning a major reunion at the VMAs that was going to shock everyone. Those who read this story assumed that the reunion meant a stage performance so his management shot this down as well.

Well… what do you know! Dayzzzz after the event, everyone is still talking about that kiss. Think it was just a co-incidence? Hell no! These American celebs (and MTV) know this game all too well and they play it with finesse. Us? We do exactly what they know we’ll do.

VMA 2009 – Kanye West Interrups Taylor Swift

VMA 2010 – Lady Gaga wears the meat dress

VMA 2011 – Beyonce announces her pregnancy

VMA 2012 – Rihanna and Chris Brown “kiss”and hug

The question is how much do they get paid for these stunts?

MTV stunts aside… here’s something else I think happened:

Chris Brown really didn’t have any intention to go to the awards and that’s what Karrueche was told but I bet Rihanna and MTV agreed on the stunt and she manipulated Chris into going so Chris only told Karrueche at the last minute that he was going… and probably convinced her that if she was there during a Riri performance, the cameras would focus on her, they agreed she’d stay home. I also have a theory that she agrees with a lot of things he says because nje she’s in one of those relationships where you stay because “what will people say.”

I do believe that Chris Brown loves her though… but he loves Rihanna too and she’s trying everything to get him back.

So is Chris Brown’s mama by the look of things:

And I found this tweet on Rihanna’s favourites. I’ve discovered, whenever I need to know what she’s feeling, her favourites always give me a picture and she somehow seems to enjoy that we keep trying to figure out her cryptic tweets:

.

Nothing would make me happier than this reunion she wishes for but the truth is that our guy is finding it very difficult to leave Karrueche…

Who wouldn’t, the girl is super cute.. and most of all, she knows her place! None of what he does bothers her coz at the end of it all he goes back home to her.

Now, I don’t care that there were photoshopped pictures of Breezy and Riri together at the VMA, namely:

but I think at this point it’s clear that these two are hooking up behind Karr’s back, but Riri’s getting impatient, she wants him back.

…. And that is is why she is rocking this short hair, like she did when they were together….

… Why he was there rocking hair similar to the hair his “stunt double”had in her We Found Love video…

For Rih’s sake, I hope the  post VMA sex was mind blowing! Sorry he still went home to his main chick. *sigh*  

I think I should write a book… quite an imagination I got.

 

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Comments

32 Comments on "So How Much Does MTV Pay Celebs For These Stunts?"

  1. Maka-Khanya on Mon, 10th Sep 2012 11:48 pm 

    Can these two just get back together maan kuzophela uchuku,they look gud together umona phantsi shame

  2. itsZeeBish on Mon, 10th Sep 2012 11:54 pm 

    “but the truth is that our guy is finding it very difficult to leave Karrueche…” The truth is, if Chris wanted to be with Rih as much as she does he would be with her… I believe he still loves her, but I can’t quite figure out why he won’t leave Kae for her.

    This is really not a good look Rih, Chris is sidechicking her on the real SMH! I remember how excited she was when he was in St Tropez, she even tweeted about choosing an outfit coz she was about to see her boo! But boo still went back to Karrueche. I thought her interview with the big O was cute, but Kiki was right ushady uRiri!!!

  3. inURdreams on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 12:00 am 

    Tltltllt BS I absolutely looooove how you wrote this article about Rihanna, Chris Brown and this Ka(what-what) girl!really I’m fascinated beyond anything!Such passion madoda!your theories are just hilarious you are too cute for words actually. You are so observant your attention to detail amazing and your sequence of events is on point. Hayi uyamthanda lo Chris Brown shem mawuncanywe.

  4. Eyh2Jee on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 12:09 am 

    kwahahahaha @BS o bosso maan!It felt like I was reading *Kwakhala Nyo Nini* drama ya kgale! …only Riri and Breezy know what’s up.Let’s give them time. *helping @BS fix her skirt again*

  5. TreyScriptures on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 12:25 am 

    Whew, how I wish we’d get over Chris Brown and Rihanna Robin Fenty! some people left matric and have even graduated since their break up and here we are about to dissect Chris Brown and Rihanna’s love life. If these two wanted to get back together, they would be together. No amount of speculating, dissecting, Oprah interventions (and who said Oprah is anther Jesus?) Heck even Nelson Mandela, Barack Obama nor if Micheal Jackson was to resurrect will change anything. So if Rihanna had a new BF (Sbusiso Khumalo) we’d also have a whole bible story in the book that is Riri & Breezy’s love life? Really now *RME* #HippoYawn

  6. Luyah on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 12:37 am 

    Ku tough for u Riri shame, but I seriously think its time 4 gf to Move the f*ck on! Its obvious Chris won’t be leaving his gf anytime soon, the guy even has a tattoo of the chick on his arm. Riri nje uzibangela I stress.

  7. Zeal on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 12:39 am 

    LOL!! Wowzer!! Death by having it all figured out…

  8. Brown Shuga on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 12:40 am 

    So we must not talk about this but you must talk (and use your energy and time commenting) about us talking about this. Okay. *stuffs a chris brown CD in your hippo mouth yawn*

  9. Brown Shuga on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 12:42 am 

    That was for Scripture hle

  10. noma4 on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 1:07 am 

    Lmao as for “Sbusiso Khumalo”?!! ai

  11. TreyScriptures on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 3:19 am 

    @BrownSuga, I get you’re a huge Chris Brown fan, since it’s okay to go on and on and on about him and Riri, am allowed to go on and on about you and a certain DJ? Thank you. I was just saying its beeeeeeen trending, since 2009 and 5 years from today, we should still expect posts on Chris Brown and Rihanna getting back together? Even magazines e.g: people “Chris&Rihanna seen having milkshake together” Chris&Rihanna spotted leaving the same hotel. Oh come on

  12. lolington kwaaa on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 3:32 am 

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Tjo!

    Honestly though, can Chris tell Rihanna/Karuweshe(LMAO) that it’s over and just be with one of them and not both. Khariwetshe is strong though…very strong!

  13. Applepurple on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 4:24 am 

    (O_o)tjo, kuyashisa lana!.————>”@BrownSuga, I get you’re a huge Chris Brown fan, since it’s okay to go on and on and on about him and Riri, am allowed to go on and on about you and a certain DJ? “

  14. soul sista on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 4:46 am 

    Can we have the book for Xmas BS? I see myself reading it over the holidays on some beach somewhere… And fantasizing about my CB coming back for me.
    Riri & CB have some unfinished business… Can they just get back together like Talia & Seydou did!!! :-P

    Tjo @TreySomething :roll:

  15. bumbum on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 4:56 am 

    Triple tjo on a tuesday morning

  16. TreyScriptures on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 6:52 am 

    Before my comment is blown out of sight, its not intended to be malicious or anything it’s just a question that anybody could ask. So please don’t read anymore to it. Maybe I should have used Usher and Chilli rather, when are they getting back together? Quit the selective reading, jeeesh!

  17. bongi on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 6:52 am 

    Hee..he..he… Chris and Riri its only a matter of time; Karruenche comes across as umntu onamyala abandayo and Chris yena uqhele ashushu ku Riri wakhe. He needs to calculate dumping Kar very careful ngoba shame the child is very patient with him. Kar should do the dumping ayeke ukubanenkani apha, she knows tht Chris and Riri are f*cking behind her back.

  18. Miss T on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 7:36 am 

    Haai BS uyakuphambanisa nyani lo CB…

  19. sweetbabe on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 7:59 am 

    this story is all over the internet…SMH

  20. samlicious on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 9:46 am 

    Happy Tuesday guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Cleo04patra on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 9:48 am 

    Rihanna bathong! :/ How you gonna be side-chicked by a nigger with a nose ring and baby blue and peroxide rinse! :/ I can’t deal. Not Chris. Lerato ke lerato but it’s not worth it. This will literally be like diving into a fire and expecting to swim.

  22. samlicious on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 9:56 am 

    Maybe Rihanna is the one that is so into Chris and Chris doesn’t feel the same.

  23. SocietyG on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 10:09 am 

    Firstly, Chris’s mananagement is unreliable.It is the same management that denied that there’s any remixes, same management that denied that Rih & Chris hooked up at St. Tropez, the same damn management that said Chris was not going to the VMA’s.

    As for Kaacoochie, she knew all along about it. As a matter of fact she was not going to the VMA’s in the first place. She tweeted before Los Vegas that she will be going to NYFW. However a day before the VMA’s she tweeted that she was sick.

    Now we all know why she did that *cough* to provide an explanation why she was not going to the VMA’s with Chris.

    Well well well guess who was at the VMA after party , surprise!!! The one and only sick Karabankas.

  24. SocietyG on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 10:17 am 

    As for MamaJ’s tweet, it was in response to Global Grind who implied that her tweets about telling truth, not withholding anything right after the Oprah interview etc were about Rihanna.

    Anywho the fact is whenever that girl has a girls nightout just know Chris is with Rihanna. She was with Draya last night and guess what Rihanna arrived last night in LA from London.

    Suddenly there was silence from Rihanna TL….*cues sex tape*

    There’s a pattern, if you really pay attention to Rih’s tweets & instagram you’ll get your answers.

  25. Mathaz on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 10:33 am 

    Enjoyed reading this….It is clear that these two have unfinished business.They were pressurised to break up,it was not out of free will.They need to hook up and see if there’s any feelings left then they’ll take it from there.

    Chris comes accross as conflicted,i dont believe one can love two people at the same time.He loves one,the question is which one?

  26. Ntlanhla on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 12:19 pm 

    Lol I think for the most part u r right. Karrueche is gorgeous hey!

  27. Russian_Duchess on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 12:19 pm 

    Can we please let the kids Crawl back in love, Breezy sang uRiri listened!

  28. Ntlanhla on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 12:25 pm 

    And after u put yourself out there like Rihanna did on Oprah, if a man really wants to be with he would act at that moment! And Karrueche’s tatt on Chris, almost says it all. They r so milking the story lol!! I wish we’d really get over it, and Chris chooses who he wants or has he already lol

  29. IhateNickiminaj on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 3:03 pm 

    Chris loves Koochieche girl hence the tat on her beautiful face on his arm. Kareokie girl seems nice,reserved n patient. I love her. Riri must break T.I’s marriage lol

  30. Black_Diamond on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 8:08 pm 

    Lmao @IhateNicki,why poor T.I’s marriage though?

  31. lolington kwaaa on Tue, 11th Sep 2012 10:39 pm 

    Hawemuuhh…..this girl’s name in a known mystery istru…even when you know it, you just can’t type it right….i tried, i can’t. Now reading all the names you guys come up with…hilarious!!!! :”””””’D

  32. lilaclilly on Wed, 12th Sep 2012 10:49 pm 

    yey i can post:)! i hope they get back together! #giveloveachance

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