Anything Goes

October 26, 2012 by  

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Finally! That day of the week… Actually don know why we still have this coz you guys turn everything into Anything Goes anyway…. :-)

How was your week? Plans for the weekend?

Happy weekend!

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388 Comments on "Anything Goes"

  1. Miss2phly on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:38 am 

    Thank God Its Friday:)

  2. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:42 am 

    yeeyy1 finally

    my AG
    im going on a date on saturday with this nigerian guy.. he is hot!! BUT!!.. HE HAS B.O (BODY ODOR)… was with hm 2days ago, after i left, i left smelling like him.. thusang hle. do i go with air fresher, or just keepin puttn on perfume on mi ?? tjo..

  3. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:44 am 

    or just KEEP on putting on perfume***

  4. Thabure on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:50 am 

    dumelang dumelang ..
    MY AG…
    all those that have been here long enogh will remember my story with this chick i dated (I found sewasho) in her clothes,,well shes back in my life and she claims she had gone crazy as in dhopa ama phepha crazy….anyway..i chowed her mad ass mina…#i feel quilty..for chowing mad people

  5. Thabure on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:51 am 

    @daisy …buy him a new tshirt..tell him to freshen up and go out .
    lwena kama nigeria ?

  6. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:55 am 

    lool. thabure tshirt though? i dnt wna hurt his feelings… wna do it in a sly way. yeah, i have a thing for nigerians. I cant help myself . . :(
    lmaoo u chopped kuku ya lehlanya? do u still have feelings for her still though?

  7. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 1:01 am 

    Couldn’t help but laugh at you @Daisy nah girl, just buy him a perfume and tsela him with it. Lol. Don’t know if that will ever help!

    My AG, I’m happy its friday, the way I’m so content with my life right now (well everything excluding my job)its so amazing, never thought peace felt this good!!!

  8. Thabure on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 1:01 am 

    no feelings at all…it was almost a year re sa buwe,,,,and then inbox ko facebook…I say woza to my place …chop chop chop mccain..
    buy him roll on le spray tsa gravity
    tell him ka the smell….I cant stand bad smells lenna

  9. Thabure on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 1:02 am 

    @ohso…so thina siyi nightshift JC? nisabe amandiya ,,,bathi bayasi promoter and then next thing you are foerever on stand-by ..

  10. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 1:05 am 

    @Thabure hai you’re anything but guilty for chopping ngwanyana wabatho!

    The way @WildIsland told me to stop writing in “VENECULAR” I just feel guilty everytime I type in sesotho! Anywoo, let me continue watching late night television, ai bo chef ramsey le di kitchen tse chang.

  11. Thabure on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 1:09 am 

    uyahlanya and she is hlanyeleing to the wrong person…

    I am wathing s#x and the city ko 104

  12. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 1:11 am 

    @ohso dankie eish. its a hard one heii. bcz wen i spend time him it also affect me.. physically and emotionally..lol

    @thabure.. waitse mara usile.. “chop chop chop mccain” hahahahaahahhaha.. its too late to b laughing. batho barobetsi rona re busy mo. yeh fnk il buy it n just talk bout how nice it smells. tnks

  13. Savanah Dry on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 1:16 am 

    OMW I m pooped gosh! Been studying since 8 n it comes in one ear out another!

  14. Thabure on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 1:20 am 

    @savannah that happens when you do an overload …
    heres a tip from malome ..
    go for an hour…20 minute break ,come back make your own notes of what you studied…dive in for an hour ..same routine ..after that study your own notes otlaba sharp..

  15. Savanah Dry on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 1:25 am 

    Thx thab will try tht next time right now ima sleep n wake up @ 4 Dnt know why I do tht everytime wait for last minute n do everythin under pressure nxaaa

  16. Thabure on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 1:27 am 

    yeah yabona ama last minutes cram work…u gonna crack,,,
    uyekele abafana and study lol
    one luv

  17. Ruuuunah on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 1:29 am 

    Morning

    @Thabure u r brave. What if she has a relapse & goes all psycho on u?

  18. Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 1:34 am 

    Thabure se tja bana kaofela(joining Oss in bad sotho spelling)

  19. Thabure on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 1:40 am 

    @ruaah a man is a man ka bravery yagae
    @apple…wildisland should open a class ya vernac for lona di coconuts

  20. Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 2:12 am 

    is it healthy/normal to crave braai’q beef in this ungodly hour?

  21. Thabure on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 2:26 am 

    o pregnant wena

  22. danny on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 2:28 am 

    I just had a fight with my dad. Watseba that man can be selfish sometimes. To him I’m just someone he supports financially. Ever since my mom died, he has just not looked at me once and acknowledged me, its like I’m a reminder of the woman he loved and lost( I am an image of her). After he remarried I moved out cos there is no use of staying with someone who does not give a damn about you. Its the way he is with my step brother e ntenang worse, he treats him like his own, same with my half sister, mara let me call him he will be asking me if I need something for school yada yada. I am staying with my grand parents and he will just come to drop off a few things, the only way I even remember gore I have a father is when my phone notifies me of the monthly payments he makes in my account. Most of which is money I don’t need. My mom left me a lot of money and since I turned 18 I’ve had access to that money. I’ve tried everything with man and I’m not getting anywhere. When I tell him all this he just cries, ke lapile xem.

  23. Thabure on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 2:33 am 

    @danny askies babes…Fathers are like that …sometimes its coz really he doesnt know wht to do…
    lenna my dad ha a lebale are hodiseitse and all he did was pay school fees and uniform…mara hy was nie daar nie…and the way he is so demanding ..hang in there …old guys dont know how to show love and affection especially to daughters

  24. sefula on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 2:37 am 

    @Thabure o mpolaelang mara? chop chop chop mccain.

  25. Thabure on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 2:46 am 

    @sefula ke tla reng motho aitlisa?
    kare takalatsa ke o chese ,takalatsa ke o latswa ..takalatsa ke o utlwe..#in thusos voice#

  26. Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:00 am 

    Danny try seeking professional help with him, but knowing black fathers, he ain’t gonna go…if all fails take the money you get from him and travel the world or better yet buy shares in the JSE.

  27. Lololo on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:06 am 

    Thabure chowing le hlanya hahahahaha! Isiwasho esani?

  28. Thabure on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:28 am 

    @lololo I dont know..it was pinkish ..written isiwasho senhlamhla..amd she had some sunlight that had herb-typa things …..mina I bounced mara she is back tjo…..

  29. MizzVale on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:20 am 

    Hehehe Thabure nohlanya… My AG: so last year neh, decided to stay of JC and Twitter cos i was just so hooked.. I’ve been reading posts every now and then without commenting or reading comments, just to stay updated. Then i decided to start reading them comments again.. Tjo i relapsed, the way you guys enihlanya ngakhona, i just cant stay away. And in my head nje i have images when reading ppls comments. Zara- i read via Bonang, Noance- Busi Dlhomo waku twitter, Bongi- my xhosa ex sista in law, Fezzy- lol i dont have a image for neh but a voice, Ntombi, Azande no Bumbum somehow i read nge voice eyodwa nje yomzulu… Anyhow, Happy Friday Guys;) * as i continue dreaming bout JC and meeting Monique Bingham tonite koHouse 22*

  30. Worsie on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:51 am 

    Avuxeni. My AG- I may be separated with my gf I’ve been staying with for almost 2 years because of job commitments. But my problem is I’ve got chicks lined up wanting to come and see me. Old flings, new flings, colleagues and they all know I’ve got somebody in my life. They are prepared to pay transport or drive to come see me. And they will spoil me when here. Am tempted to draw up a roster for their visits yaz. But I am the man, I’ll decide when I am staying alone. I hope my gf won’t know it’s me because she’s also here on JC…

    Enjoy your weekend magenge, boAbuti le boAusi, mapyatla le maCocks…
    Have been a silentblogger for a while.

  31. ME4U on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:53 am 

    Insomnia :-(

  32. KevCare on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:41 am 

    @Worsie ignore them women boss!!! Basadi ba rata things that don’t belong to them! When u happy le cheri ya hao, they r gonna come for you wit no underwear, jus to mess up what you have n leave u o ahlame!

  33. Thabure on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:49 am 

    @kev otswa monna-heso ha ose o hlahella tjena?

  34. Miranda on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:52 am 

    Worsie, baby how can you even be thinking of that already? We are not even separated yet. #Hurt,Hurt,Hurt#

  35. bongi on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 6:32 am 

    At Danny im so sorry about tht. Yazi when my mom passed away i was six or seven years old. My martenal granny was coloured, tht woman was my rock. She was poor but raised me and sent me to a coloured school, tht explains my coloured accent in my blogging lol…my uncle was rich, my aunt was a workin but caretered for her kids. I was raised by the village, loved by the village, uncles kids went to san soucis girls, best of everything. Where are they today? Ngoo doti…they r not married, omnye uyazala waya waya, uncle is poor as a mouse now. Mna u Thixo wandi blesser shame, im grateful everyday. Danny sometimes blood family is just tht blood family…mna i family yam ngabantwana bam and my hubby. Im sure they didnt know tht my life would turn out so. Happiness all the way…

  36. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 6:37 am 

    Happy. Friday bahlali

    This is my fav day of the week, I smile all the way kunzima to put me down on dis day.

    Malume bantu uhlanya pho? Jessoo lokuclaim(a) noma ungasafuni lol, zafa ingane zaban tu ukugwazwa izinqa uhlanya selungafunu lutho eduze kwakho hehehehe.

    Anyway woza nazo lumnandi uhlanya?

  37. guccifab1 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 6:46 am 

    Morning Guys!!!
    Oh what would life be without Just Curious? Tonight I’m going to House 22 to see Monique Bingham!!! *dances like a white girl*
    Have a fab weekend everybody!!!

  38. Miss Thang on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 6:47 am 

    NOMUZI FINALY GOT HER BIG BREAK #TeamNomuzi :-)

  39. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:06 am 

    Hi Guys, tried to upload Frozen’s hair but the gravatar site is blocked at work.

  40. fabulicious on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:10 am 

    Wow @worsie phela u’ve given away quite a bit. If I was the gf I’d know its u mos.

    S/O to @bongi (and her coloured accent) and uncle manny!

    Wow after 3 f’en long years I finally WIN something on jc! That’s my AG
    Lemmi not jump up and down till its delivered though.

    Who watched Headlines izolo???
    Yehake @Trevor asking Cga if he’s gay or not and he asks “what kind of question is that?”
    Ummmmh *rolling my eyes*… A rhetorical question.

    One last thing: guys pls don’t depress us today, siholile we just wanna have F.U.N

  41. **Stars** on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:11 am 

    Sorry @Danny.. It can’t be easy trying to build a good relationship with someone who refuses to meet you half way. Keep trying, maybe 1 day he’ll realise just how much you need him.

    Invest that money in your future so long.

    @Thabure, I remember that story, you’re one of a kind wa tseba mara! :-) . I lol @ ur comments all the time. Lol

    Happy Friday.

  42. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:11 am 

    @ntombi. Send it to Kamza I asked u to email it wangigabha
    lol

  43. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:15 am 

    @fabu AMEN to the FUN word lol

  44. Soccerbabe on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:17 am 

    Nami bo Ntombi ps email it to me, *singing* Mawungangidluli Jesu LOL wanna see the hair, I’m looking for a new hairdo cataliyared@gmail.com

  45. Soccerbabe on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:19 am 

    My AG, I have a serious problem sometimes I love my man so much but sometimes I cannot stand him, right now I’m at this stage where I don’t even want him to touch me and when we doing the dance to get by I just switch off. Ncedani bahlobo ithiwani lendaba?

  46. Worsie on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:22 am 

    @Miranda sorry neh. Skawara. @Fab it will take a miracle for her to find out. SA is too big for her to assume that I am her only boyfriend that is moving due to work commitments. @ kev I hear u bro, I’ll try to behave. Mara abafazi… Troubles

  47. Silvio on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:30 am 

    its spoil yourself week-end even though funds can be limited just do it like NIKE!

  48. **Stars** on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:32 am 

    Aww @”Worsie”…is that you? :-( . How can you do this to me knowing very well that I silent blog here???

  49. Loulou on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:38 am 

    Hello everbudddeyyyy!!!!! Happy Friday!
    I am tooooo excited!Going to check out Monique Bingham at House 22 tonight (no choice even though I hate the place)!!!!! tjo guys I ADORE that woman – she defines vocal house in its modern form #HouseHead

  50. **Stars** on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:46 am 

    Lol@ Miranda.. Ke gore re tletse mus?!!!

  51. Miss T on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:48 am 

    Ok, who’s Monique Bang what what? Udume ngani?

  52. sqeda on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:48 am 

    @ worsie…u worse shem! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! i hope ikubone i GF yakho la ku JC…we love drama! hahahahahhahaha

  53. Letebele on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:52 am 

    Good Morning. Happy Friday bahlali.

    My AG: Lela hijacked me last,went to a store opening at Melrose Arch.

    Gosh this entertainment biz is fake. Do people really complement each other the whole night? Do they even mean what they say? Yoh! The ladies in those heels,some looked really sore. I mean why not wear pumps? A lady can still look good in pumps mos? Coz standing for hours in those heels,hayi no*smh* that can’t be right.

  54. sqeda on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:56 am 

    oohh that Monique Bingham was on fire izolo kwi Metro fm! i literally had goose bumps! wow! *dances*
    her voice is pure…not even my stan Beyonce comes close! woooooooooooow!

  55. Miss T on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:58 am 

    Hawu guys. Ok which popular song has she done ke?

  56. snapshot on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:59 am 

    @Thabure tjo! That’s all I can say. I can imagine you say chop chop mccain……

    @Daisy99 how r Nigerian men, I’ve got one after me, I’m even scared to look at him, ngiyamsaba. All I see is a croek nje. ….the smell is cos they rarely use deodorants those ppl. Buy him some and suggest he use it everyday.

  57. sqeda on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:00 am 

    @ miss t…she’s the queen of house music…feutured (sp) on many house songs (ie..dj fistas kissing strangers; dj pepsi’s recent choon…dj gum’s my love…she performed most of these songs live on metro fm during DJ sbu’s (touch’s) show)…its was on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    theres this thing she does with her voice sounding like noice one makes when receiving pleasure! arwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww….

  58. sqeda on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:01 am 

    noise…ooops

  59. **Stars** on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:03 am 

    Miss T… The voice on ‘kissing strangers’ , Take me to my love (Ralf Gum), ‘Do better’ (the layabouts)… She has a beautiful voice

  60. **Stars** on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:04 am 

    …..And many more ;-) ..lol

  61. snapshot on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:07 am 

    @MissT go to Houss22 u won’t regret she’s good.

    My AG, few weeks ago I spoke about my primary school dzarling. I told him to go masturbate I won’t date him. Brother goes & instruct his friends to come shela me. At first I was surprise but continued to act dump just to unearth the stupidity in him. Last night I told him to fuck off and threatened him. BOOM he tells the truth, stupid guy paid him to shela me so he can see whether ngilahlile or what. I’m furious and embarrassed that I once loved him. He’s stupid. I want to say it on his face

  62. blacklips on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:09 am 

    Morning bo lovies, I was watching ZAHARA on EXPRESSO wow the lady can sing I’m still blown, My AG my man loves sex he is never satisfied its like his drinking something I mean we do it 2 to 3 times a day.

  63. sqeda on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:11 am 

    where’s house22…not that i will go, but JC…

  64. Solomon.Mahlangu on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:15 am 

    its friiiidaayyyy !!!!! i hope you guys have booked for holidays if you are planning on taking any this summer.

    tommorow at 20:15 pm i will be single-nyana, my honey is leaving for Miami. im really looking forward to seeing how long i will last b4 i start living in couger town.

  65. Miss T on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:17 am 

    Oh. Thanx guys

  66. blacklips on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:19 am 

    @Thabure o bosso yadi bosso “chop chop” . @daisy just tell him to bath atleast two times a day if u can’t do dat I just wonder how u will kiss nd will u b able to eat with him?

  67. Strolicious on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:21 am 

    hololo *does Dubula* House 22 will be packed…

    im looking for friends around Pta im tired of ukujaiva ka month end when my friend is here,*i buy my own drinks,have transport and i can dance*

  68. bongi on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:25 am 

    @ Snapshot ukuqhela kakubi yazi, mpundu zakhe *tempted to say the strong version*..

    clearly naye he wasnt serious and he still has a lot of growing to do..

  69. missTmzee on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:25 am 

    @Thabure kills me,dood

    @Backlips can we exchange emn or at least their sex drive mine makes me live in a dry,thirsty land :-( .

    MY AG: for the first time i think in 18 months am happy nje. not because of some1 or something. i use things to be happy,clothes,cars,holidays,hairstyles. i always depend on an outside source. BUT today its oozing from within wherever this enrgy comes from it must not return there it should stay.

  70. missTmzee on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:26 am 

    happy pay weekend to most while the rest of us wait for the real month end ;-)

  71. Vesa on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:29 am 

    Woo the way I enjoyed DjSbu’s show between 4 and 5 izolo! I just loooove vocal house, and Monique’s vocals on all the songs is too awesome!

    I hope I’ll get someone to go to Sedibeng with on Sunday

  72. promisez on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:32 am 

    y’all have posted 70 comments already !???

    but i wanted to show you this

    Sparrow is this person —>>> Karabo

    Kay_IceQueen :

    But… eish… RT @PleasureNtsime: Lol RT @KyeMarli: Lol RT @Stevelmarc: ROTFLMAO! #PicsThatMadeMeLaughUntilICried. #SM http://lockerz.com/s/242904568

    Anyone that follows Kiki or BS is a JC blogger!

  73. guccifab1 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:33 am 

    @Stars Monique Bingham didn’t do vocals on ‘Do Better’ Portia Monique did :) #JustSaying

  74. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:35 am 

    GOOD MORNING :) @Ntombi i really wana see that hair hey, @Thabure awusabi yazi, maka ngahlanya futhi then stalk u uzothini? @Danny *hugs*

  75. Strolicious on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:35 am 

    lol @ Guccifab1,yes u right **you and me against the world* love that song

  76. blacklips on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:37 am 

    @missTmzee I don’t mind as long as u will agree to wake up @ 2 o’clock in the morning to do the dance.

  77. sweetness on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:37 am 

    @daisy999 that Nigerian smell wont just go , using perfume or roll on… apparently he will need to bath with bicarbonate of soda/vinegar in his water, accompanied by the perfumes and stuff…

    @Noance I dreamt about you, cant remember what about, but you had saved me from a tricky situation… *hugs*

    Happy Friday bloggers, I look forward to spending this day with you guys

  78. Gomolemo on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:37 am 

    Morning mabloggers, just passing by to shout out special greetings to @Frozenbubbles and her hubby and her courageous act. Love u girl.

  79. lorrelai on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:38 am 

    Shame ntate Mahlangu, lonely days ahead for you. I give u a couple of weeks before u start going crazy and start to let your eye wonder. It’s summer buoy, “everyone’s” in a relationship. U’ll feel left out, u watch!

  80. Ruuuunah on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:38 am 

    Heheee! @Worsie I think I know you yazi

  81. Vesa on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:41 am 

    @promises…..sparrow is a guy

  82. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:41 am 

    Gomo darling, o shap? :)

  83. Gomolemo on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:43 am 

    @Thabure, i give up on you shem, ke masangoma le mahlanya, o ledimo strue, o ja felam ga o kgethe! Bosso ke wena.

  84. Hunt on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:43 am 

    I’m on presentations the whole day but I had to log in and kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at Chop, Chop, Chop McCain emahlanyeni.

    Have a good day guys. Ibhabhalazi!

  85. Loulou on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:44 am 

    when it comes to House, I will freely educate – here’s a brief discography (where she’s featured):
    1.Abstract Truth – We had a thing (and sometimes fu*$ed just for fun)
    2. Blue Six – Pure
    3. Ralf Gum – Kissing Strangers and the Latest Take me to my love
    4.Quentin Harris – Poor People

    her own track is You.Me.World! This woman is fire! awoooooo!

  86. Loulou on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:45 am 

    ah JC! my comment disappeared, that time I wanted to educate the masses. have a great weekend yall! Mxim!

  87. missTmzee on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:48 am 

    Kwaaaa @ o ledimo o ja fela. @Gomo what creativity. gold star of the day goes to you

    @Backlips am always up for the dance 24/7 ready BUT only with some1 i love othrwise its a chore nje

  88. **Stars** on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:52 am 

    Ohhh!!!! @Guccigfab1 #hides# my bad.. Thanx, me love being corrected :-)

  89. bongi on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:53 am 

    @ prominesz what are you saying exactly?.. andiku undersdtandi mna ..well i know im blond sometimes..*shrugs*..are you searching for bloggers who are following Lelo and Kiki and twitter and guessing who it is?

  90. lorrelai on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:54 am 

    Today, I plan to hang around JC for the whole day , but ya’ll are commenting too fast hey, so many comments ekseni so. Uncle Manny, be careful of that hlanyoz u chopping, just think of Meme from Muvhango.

    *sigh* don’t u guys ever miss aboLolo and MissAn and LungstaGp?

  91. Kusihlwa on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:55 am 

    Eish guys summer is here nneh, the sun is out in full force here in Durban and my big belly is not helping matters.

  92. Gomolemo on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:02 am 

    @missTmzee and the story of the week goes to @Frozenbubbles.

  93. **Stars** on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:02 am 

    @Lorrelai… I miss MissAnn aka Madonsela. Ahh…time 2 leave 4 work. I’ll catch with you all later.

    E-Tolls, E-Tolls, E-Tolls. Goverment wants public input, I wonder if they’ll listen to the masses this time ! Oh well, later.

  94. Thabiek on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:10 am 

    Thabure lekhale o bossso hle…
    @Daisy999 then Niger boys and zim n uganda ones etc have a problem a serious one ya B.O i hear bicarbonate of soda helps a bit.
    Happy friday JC Bloggers

  95. Gomolemo on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:11 am 

    Im orite@Zenzy, im just too busy skat.

  96. Black_Diamond on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:12 am 

    Hayibo @promisez,what about those of us who are not on social networks? Your statement though#smh

  97. Gomolemo on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:19 am 

    So im getting death threats from a woman by the name of Stella, calls me, e-mails me, if i comment on JC she makes references to it. I did not want to say this here, but then i want her to know that im telling the world that she is crazy and that she doesnt scare me at all.

  98. Black_Diamond on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:19 am 

    Eish,sorry @promisez_I think I read ur comment wrong yazi…askies sana

  99. ImbaliEnhle on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:20 am 

    Hello peeps!!!

    My AG is that I had an ABSOLUTELY AWESOME time last weekend with the boyfriend. . . Even tho several bloggers had planted some doubt in my mind, the road trip to JHB went well without any glitches. The BF’s family was great and my family likes him to…I couldn’t be happier right now :) :)

    The new car drives like a dream, I’m totally loving it. After two years of being a legal driver and driving this car for only a week, I’ve gotten my first speeding ticket, that’s how fast it can go, worse nje I didn’t even realise I was speeding, next thing I saw were camera flashes grrrrrr.

    Happy weekend everyone, I’m going to a church conference all weekend, yippppeeee!!! :)

  100. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:21 am 

    @Gomo so ke motho wa mo JC… who did u give ur numbers to? batho ba JC mara

  101. lorrelai on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:22 am 

    An eye “wanders” Lorrelai, not “wonders”

    It’s the struggle ya’ll, still continues.

  102. Pana on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:22 am 

    Stella’s are sick yho! isn’t she from East London?
    …morning…

  103. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:24 am 

    @Enhle thats nice hey, enjoy it

  104. Gomolemo on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:27 am 

    @Zenzy, dont know dear. One thing i know is when i e-mailed people that 50 shades book, my e-mail contains my numbers as well so ya…..i dont. @Pana, i ddont know dear, but she speaks sotho/pedi/tswana…

  105. Kusihlwa on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:28 am 

    Hati maan, what is with africans and crime.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2223272/Ugandan-family-created-100-children-claimed-suffer-HIV-4million-benefit-fraud.html

  106. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:28 am 

    BATHO BA PSYCHO HEY, THEY’VE GOT TYM ON THEIR HANDS… I MEAN REALLY

  107. Mathaz on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:40 am 

    Tjo @Gomo what does this Stella want from you.You know we live in a small world,she might know you personally.

    @Thabure I know you having fun but do not do it again,you dont want to be arrested for taking advantage of a mentally unstable woman.The law is on her side.

    So Monique,house 22 and my nanny is away.How do I convince my mother to babysit for the night?They dont know I drink and that I club till the wee hours of the morning.

  108. FrozenBubblez on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:40 am 

    Lol gomo as for story of the week….on a serious note though why is this psychopath threatning you? Does she even say? Maybe she’s mr acne’s nton nton…or the wife of that rich cousin of yours…u did say she was a blogger..I think u should look there and then take all the correspondence from her and send it to JG…she’ll be exposed in no time

  109. Miranda on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:44 am 

    Dumelang.

    @Emba, your car is very soft on the pedals.Very soft. Speeding tickets are going to be your thing.

    @Daisy99,tjoooooooo nana,usenkinkeni wena. When you met, didn’t smell the B.O…..nna nka hwa hle.My nose picks up such within split seconds, and I would have my nose on my forehead. Nna I can’t deal hle. Ask him what perfume he uses…..#hear him say he doesn’t use any because of sinuses.MXM. Put your nose on your forehead the whole time on saturday wena daisy…he will eventually get it.LMAO.

  110. Monei on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:45 am 

    108 comments hoseng so?!

    happy Friday y’all! sounds like house 22 is gona be packed. take tons of body spray and wet wipes.tltltl

  111. sweetness on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:47 am 

    My AG:

    How do some woman do it, to change a man completely… I am struggling with mine, but I realised if I tried to change him, I would stop loving him eventually..

    Here it goes, since this girl started dating this guy in the office (they both work here/office romance), this guy has completely changed, not the usual loud bubbly self, does not talk to anyone, and he has lost so much weight, +-8kg estimated in 2 months. We all knew he hates Sushi with all he has, but everytime we have a work dinner she orders food for him, and its always sushi or something yuck, then she is always telling him how to behave. And when she is not feeling well, he has to stay home too, to look after her..

    You can see he is unhappy shem, but dont know how to get out. Its sad, the whole office is aware, and we feeling sooo sorry for him…

  112. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:52 am 

    UDLISIWE

  113. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:54 am 

    and maybe she is just super good in bed hey. the effects sex can have on men. indoda ingayeka ukubhadala ischoolfees saba ntwana, ayeke ukuthenga ukudla endlini, yazini neh, leave his family to suffer just because he is getting better sex elsewhere. he is p*ssy whipped that boy or udlisiwe one of the two

  114. Stone on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:55 am 

    TGIF!! Can’t wait to get laid!

  115. Botshelo on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:56 am 

    @Gomo Stella wants her groove back, problem she dont know where she lost it, bese wa go gafela!

    Happy friday ya’ll

    to all who gave comforting words last week, I thank you *in Tata’s voice*

  116. sweetness on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:56 am 

    hahahahaha @ Zenzy, do white people also do that?

  117. bumbum on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:01 am 

    Morning JC World

    My AG I’ve got nothing but love for yall. Enjoy your friday, don’t drink and drive. Take cabs to be on the safe side.

    I’m lil sad because I was short paid, bloody moegoes didn’t pay for my sick leave. But all in all I’ve got rands in my bank so I’m gonna blow it. ;-)

  118. bongi on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:01 am 

    who ever is folowing Zamani on twitter – tell him i have mad love for him. We have so much in common in the music side..he is fan of Britney, Brandy and Mariah…and me I’m Rihanna, Britney and Brandy.

    now he just mentioned one of Brandy’s songs with Neyo: Too little too late and i’m crying ..*wipe off my tears*..

  119. ImbaliEnhle on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:02 am 

    @Zenzybear: Thanx:)
    @Miranda: I like the way it drives and it’s so responsive as it is, but maybe I should consider having the soft pedals thing looked at. Lets give it a month or two and see if I don’t get used to controlling it (speed wise)

  120. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:02 am 

    heeeeeeeee i received pic ya frozenbubble hair to be LOL thanx Ntombi… Gomo o tsamaile yang ko rusty? nAme and shame that idiot nxa

  121. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:03 am 

    Tltltlltltlltltllllt @zenzy u killed me lol UDLISIWE

  122. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:04 am 

    LMAO is he white sweetness?

  123. ImbaliEnhle on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:05 am 

    Oh and in other news, I filed my tax return and got over R2000 back *whoop whoop* :) :)

  124. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:06 am 

    @bumbum askies neh? love u too :)

  125. Lady Zee on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:11 am 

    My AG: My boss has referred me to undergo Psycriatic(sp) Evaluation because she wants to know if all is well with me…i cant even flip out on her about it because she will think im even crazier(if theres such a word)#sigh#

    None the less,its pay weekend and im hooking up with my friends that i havent seen my friends in a long while…HAPPY FRIDAY!!

  126. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:12 am 

    yoh zee, wat happened for her to think u need help?

  127. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:13 am 

    LOL @ udlisiwe… Maybe the poor guy bamo abuser shem.. u guys must check if he still have control of his bank cards

  128. zara on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:24 am 

    hello all MY AG: The book “Bared to you” i was crossing my legs till the end(similar to 50 shades)! thats all imma say! Please read it ! Thank you *as i say Goodbye!

  129. bumbum on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:27 am 

    Hau maZara zara kanjalo nje. :-)

  130. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:29 am 

    HAU ZARA PLEASE SEND, I NEED TO CROSS MY LEGS

  131. Nokxie on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:32 am 

    Happy friday ya’ll

  132. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:32 am 

    The way Im such a hopeless romatic keteng,

    My anything goes: Tonight my baby is back and Im doing an indoor candlelight picnic. rosepetals, the works…hihihi

    Well its a suprise and Im gonna get laid, whew!!! its been a week and a half. Yeses!!!

    CANT WAIT…..I ogot him for the whole weekend

  133. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:35 am 

    ‘its been a week and a half. Yeses!!!’ LOL ntombi enjoy

  134. snapshot on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:41 am 

    I wrote this in the morning but forgot to send, so i’m gonna send it now. Euphonick made me so upset this morning, buti before you tweet your stupidness, do your self a favour and do some research. He tweeted ??@euphonik Being a PA at a law firm DOES NOT MAKE YOU A LAWYER. #SeeWhereImGoingWithThis #PeopleThatLieAboutTheirJobs

    I don’t know whether to laugh or just educate you, i see someone tried to correct you but here is a detailed lesson. Those PAs, went to varsity ne and did LLB, what you call Law, that makes people qualify as lawyers. Then they joined either the Legal Aid Board of South Africa or small to medium law firms as Article Clerk or Candidate Attorneys. Some they do 1 and some two year period towards their admisssion. AFter that period, they get admitted as Attorneys and that’s when they are called PAs- Professional Assistant. They are qualified people and could have drafted that thing you called an Affidavit much better than the drop out who did it.

    Now ngisaya eSoweto, to teach school kids about human rights- ungeza nawe ngikuphe ama free lessons.

  135. fufu on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:51 am 

    Morning bahlali.

    My AG is that my boos doesnt wanna sign my leave for next week ,he says i m always off sick, he has signed awabanye who are always sick,so unfair. and i want leave cos i will be testing for my licence.Im so tired of public transport i always have to carry flats cos it loooks ridiculous when you wearing 8 inches ukhomba i taxi.

  136. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:00 am 

    Woooooooooooooooooo!!! Zenzy, besekuyiDrought kuMzansi wami sana

  137. Suzie on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:01 am 

    Hello maJC amahle,ke le rata gore,My AG today is that I’m no longer gonna drink alcohol especially wine(Cellar Cask) specifically nxaa e bosula nd makes me vomit the whole fucken morning nou I jst drank stone se tswile se sotlhe,I miss Fezzy’s comments whrs she vele lol,S/O to Gomo,Bongi,Ntombiyomzulu le Smatsatsa.

  138. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:03 am 

    oh Snap, so that’s you? thot as much! *waves* will send u a tweet just now :)

  139. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:04 am 

    @zara sibonge bo sihlobo ngokulunguza elumini yaJC, do comne back

  140. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:05 am 

    ok i think JC was down for 5 minutes.. i was so frustrated i even called SARS. nxa

  141. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:09 am 

    @Suzie ubuyaphi lapho ngane, angicabangi my sister once bought it ne ayibo how come u get drunk ka 1 glass, dat thing iyabheda.

    Do quit that thing, don’t quit alcohol

  142. sweetness on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:11 am 

    lol Kamza, speaking of SARS, also just called them now… Took them 15 min while I am holding for them to send me my login details so I can do my e-filing, cos I dont even remember the answers to my security questions… I still havent received the email, 20 min later…

  143. Mathaz on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:12 am 

    I saw your tweet @snapshot.

    @fufu your boss sounds like mine.Apparently i’m forever away on some family emergencies.Haaibo told her I have small children and I am their only mother.There is no way I will choose work over them.

  144. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:16 am 

    My AG akubongwe okwasihambela nama red pen, yazi manje u don’t even double check nje just send hahahahhaha lol HALALA kuleyondawo

  145. Gomolemo on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:16 am 

    @Mathaz i think she does know me, maybe i corobricked her many moons ago and she is still holding that grudge, well tough for her if that the case.
    @Frozenbubbles, i dont know why she is doing this, she keeps saying i think im better and beautiful and that she is going to smash my windscreen *really huh?*
    @Botshelo, Stella is very bitter, pelo e botlhoko, mare she is blaming the wrong person

    @Kamza, ke vaile orite dear, but there was drama-nyana phakela ga ba bula setopo, bo malome were claiming gore ga se Donald on the coffin..ya..ya..

  146. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:19 am 

    dont worry sweetnes, you wil get it soon.. Mathaz i can never understand why we always have to explain ourselves when we want to apply for leave because we work for it. haai. y barefa yona in the first place?

  147. fufu on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:23 am 

    @ Mathaz bayabhora yaz,and now i really need it.

    @ Gomo uyanya lo Stella,maybe ufana ne MK yakhe.

  148. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:23 am 

    @Kamza, we have just been told we must take 30min lunch because its too busy. they say we will get our 30min off on days when its not busy. intho engborayo, when they want u to take less lunch u must do it ngesikhathi sabo, mara wena when u want ur 30min off bazofuna ukukupha yona on days that are convenient for them and not for u? aowa hle people are naar

  149. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:23 am 

    Wu mina I’m so luck my boss doesn’t care at all, u can take leave monday to friday uya aprover nje qha, weeks elandelana he doesn’t even need an explaination, I all say he deserve a Boss of the year award, pity I can’t have him as my B 4ever, kufuneka izaka and abakhokhi so.

  150. Mathaz on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:27 am 

    Guys if you can please listen to 702,talking about marital rape.

  151. Ayanda2 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:38 am 

    My AG

    I’m so happy that e-Tolling is finally going to be implemented. This is a step in the right direction.

  152. Gomolemo on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:39 am 

    Me too @Ayanda2, phela brother man is working there.

  153. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:46 am 

    Sweetness vele ugule that day

  154. FrozenBubblez on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:47 am 

    Ntombi I know how you feel about the rain coming to the desert…my drought was over a month..enjoy.
    Sparrow where art thou?

  155. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:49 am 

    Lady Million ukuphi ye? Buya ekhaya

  156. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:51 am 

    @Mathaz, ba khuluma ngani?

  157. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:53 am 

    Tjo! Its so hard for me to read all these comments..

    @Gomo, yoh, i would crack if such nyols happened to me.. STELLA TLUHELA NGWANA O MONGWE…

  158. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:55 am 

    marital rape.

  159. Mathaz on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:58 am 

    So South African men think you cant deny them their right to sex. No is not allowed after all they married you. Men have been brought up to think that sex is their basic human right. Some even had the nerve to say their women are the ones raping them.Is it such a crime to say NO to him?I dont want our sex life to be a chore,i want to enjoy him so ja.

  160. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:58 am 

    yoh askies @mathaz, ngifunde ama half

  161. Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:01 pm 

    Gomo , stella could be anyone ey, not even a person you know.I remember that time you posted your email address , i went to facebook to check you out. and i bet a lot of people that and even befriended you on FB.

  162. Gloss on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:07 pm 

    Hello ma bloggers. Nngicela ningi entertaine tu. Niyang bora namhlanje

  163. benny on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:10 pm 

    @Ntombi this is for you.Do you have brothers?Can you ask them what married men really think of their side dishes deep down.Most men know in their heart of hearts what side dishes really are.And please don’t think becoz you are a side dish you are special so he will not cheat on you.Your man is a cheat remember that always.He is doing it to his wife and he will also do it to you.I am a man by the way and I know where I am coming from with this.

  164. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:10 pm 

    to all the married people, are there days vele when u dont wana shag him at all? to a point where noma angancenga ngeke uvume?

  165. Gomolemo on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:11 pm 

    @Applepurple, u might be right waitse, i did not think about it that way, if thats the case, some people are really sick then

  166. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:12 pm 

    Gloss so now is your man still with the wife? phela u didnt finish the story yesterday

  167. Gloss on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:13 pm 

    Ya cala inkathazo madoda!

  168. Stone on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:13 pm 

    Wow!

  169. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:14 pm 

    *walkspastBenny’sComment* Ive heard it all darling

  170. bumbum on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:14 pm 

    There are @Zenzy, sometimes you just wanna beat the living shit out of him Lmao

  171. Gloss on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:17 pm 

    @Ntombi, yes they’re together still. I don’t want him to leave his wife ngoba mina I’m not planning to be with him for a lifetime. Things come and go yabo, so as long as ngi happy kwa manje.

  172. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:18 pm 

    E-toll ne angiYifuni nixole nina enijabulayo, we will not buy those tag I refuse shame, siyadliwa phela egoli ayi bo

  173. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:18 pm 

    everyone please ignore Benny! thanx! attention seeker nxa

  174. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:18 pm 

    a friend of mine told me that its been 3months without doing the dance with her husband because she just doesnt feel like it. Tjoooooooooooooooooooo

  175. Lela on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:25 pm 

    Never drink Cellar Cask unless u trying to kill yourself,that thing is poison.

  176. benny on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:26 pm 

    @kamza and how is benny an attention seeker?I simply told @ntombi a few home truths from a mans point of view,and whether she walks past or ignores is her business but she might have learnt something today.And by the way who made you anything on this blog?

  177. dessert on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:27 pm 

    yhu 3months ntombi your friend is asking for trouble shame.

  178. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:27 pm 

    @gloss so why buy a house together?

  179. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:27 pm 

    Zenzy, i stay with my bf and sometimes re etsa just once a month or never. i will only realise when i get my periods.. shem sometimes he complain mara atleast i make up for it..

  180. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:28 pm 

    @Gloss ok I gat ya

  181. Gloss on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:29 pm 

    That’s why husbands find nyatsi’s. Baya boreka ukudla ipapa day in and day out. So why rape your wife if ungay’thola phandle? Nabo labafazi must not get comfy, these fresh things bazak’dlisa ngama pipe. ;)

  182. Gomolemo on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:30 pm 

    *sips windhoek lite ka straw*

  183. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:30 pm 

    Benny keep your home truths from a mans point of view. Okusalayo Im very happy.Your home truths wont make me leave him so phola!!!

  184. Gloss on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:31 pm 

    Because I don’t mind acquiring property if the opp presents itself.

  185. Gomolemo on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:33 pm 

    I like@Gloss, i think u le nna re ka utlwana.

  186. Gloss on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:33 pm 

    Bye bye bazalwane ba ku JC. Same time, same place ngevik’elzayo

  187. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:33 pm 

    They get too comfortable and let go of themselves hey. I ve seen that with a whole of married woman. Umuntu would stop dressing up the way she use to, abe esenza the same position or tired every night, she doesnt want to go out anymore, always complaining about everything in the house. Yazi I know this from my cousin shame and we always tell her to not let herself go

  188. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:34 pm 

    Lol gloss ngiyabona, did ur calculations hahahahahah

  189. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:34 pm 

    Benny, Lelo did :p

  190. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:35 pm 

    Lol. Hai *Claps Thrice* Lamakatsa mo kgaye mo.. Ka se shappa se sotho today *side eyes wildisland*

  191. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:38 pm 

    gals niyenza isono hey, uyincisha kanjani indoda for a whole month? wena dont u feel like ur spoonkie is running out of oxygen? shem isono

  192. benny on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:41 pm 

    @kamza unfortunately she did not let us know.Well we see you @ntombi.Let’s see if you will not turn out to be like ur cousin.Remember an affair is way different from marriage nana.And who is putting all the effort in ur case.You becoz you want to be different from wives.Its ur time nana.But remember HE is the cheat,and as he is tired of his wifes kuku he can also easily get tired of urs.

  193. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:41 pm 

    Haai Zenzy, andimxhisi.. its just that i dont like being woken up cos we sometimes (most of the time) go to bed ka different times… so when there’s an opportunity for him to do it he doesn’t

  194. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:42 pm 

    yawn past..

  195. Kusihlwa on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:43 pm 

    Hawu guys, what is this I hear abour Cellar Cask? that used to be my posion before I got knocked up nje.

  196. dessert on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:43 pm 

    a man will cheat even when you do not let yourself go or give him sex everyday he will still cheat if he is a cheater.

  197. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:44 pm 

    They was never a formula and they will never be one, indoda beyifuna ukucheater izocheater nje, ungaba uMinnie ucleaner nge heel, uyosala nalo. If he want It ngaphandle there’s nothing us woman we can do to stop that, I mean nothing.

    Ngiyayideda indawo.

  198. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:44 pm 

    ?dessert on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:43 pm

    a man will cheat even when you do not let yourself go or give him sex everyday he will still cheat if he is a cheater
    THANK U DESSERT!

  199. Kusihlwa on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:45 pm 

    lol @ this as ‘he is tired of his wifes kuku he can also easily get tired of urs.

  200. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:45 pm 

    TRUE @DESSERT amadoda shem, u can give it to him yazi neh ngama 90 to 360 degree angles, he will still cheat makafuna. its a choice he makes. i would never blame myslf for a man cheating on me shem, soze!

  201. benny on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:46 pm 

    Thank you @dessert for educating @ntombi.

  202. dessert on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:48 pm 

    @kusihlwa you are STRONG sisi cellar cast i almost died i was sick the whole week its poisen as lela said.

  203. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:48 pm 

    and most of the time, ths men ke bona who starts saying. “baby is too tight, baby its too short, wear a doek” plus pressure from elders.. they kinda expect you o gain weight and “behave like a married woman” even women cheat anyway so i dont know what’s the big deal..

  204. Leungo on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 12:48 pm 

    My AG:

    The brillian story Sunday World did on Madigage. I know there is a tendency to bash them here often guys but I think when a story is well done we should say give credit where it’s due.

    Another AG: Kelly Khumalo is trying too hard to stay in the limelight. She is not doing her child any favours because the reality is that we are living in a digital age and in the future when that child wants answers with regards to his dad, he will be shocked by what Kelly had to day.

  205. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:00 pm 

    Leungo, what story? is it for this coming sunday or last week?

  206. Pnut on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:06 pm 

    Oh wait, am interested in this. So @Snapshot are u saying…

    Actually before I become jajarag, what if brother man was saying PA as in personal assistant, like an office assistant?

    From your explanation it seems PA in law terms stands for something else.

    Should u respond, then I’ll pose the question I initially wanted to ask…

  207. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:12 pm 

    We back we back we back

  208. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:15 pm 

    @Azande, bengifa

  209. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:16 pm 

    Tjo, been so bored here at work without JC. Nearly died of heartbreak!

  210. FrozenBubblez on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:16 pm 

    Had a mini heart attack because I couldn’t access JC..(Junkie tendencies)

    Anyways I do ncisha my hubby sometimes…we have an active toddler and when I’m tired I’m tired…he can go skinny dip in a volcano if he’s gonna expect me to be bionic woman just cause I’m scared he might cheat! If he wants to cheat he’ll cheat even if I’m always Jenna jameson!..

  211. Black_Diamond on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:18 pm 

    @Zara I just googled the book and all I can say is my room is suddenly HOT*Sighs*

  212. Lela on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:23 pm 

    Firstly,ungazosidika benny cz akhonto intsha uzanayo Ntombi has heard it all so suka kuye because u are not vice Jesus. Awuyondada futhi ungazosibhanxa,for all we know u could be umfazi walendoda idliwa nguNtombi or otshomi yakho so hlala phantsi sikubonile.

    Secondly wena Ntombi yes u think amadoda go to omakhwapheni cz kukho into emxakileyo endlini zuke ingekho ke sisi,men don’t cheat because there is nything lacking endlini but he has to give u a sob story before he can get ur kuku in all angles because u trying to outshine that woman who is nothing but his queen. Do u know that fyi there are things that men don’t want their wives to do but bazifuna komarhosha babo pha phandle kuphela. Most men i know don’t want to chow their wives in a certain way n they don’t want them to dress in a certain way because remember they married them cz they see a queen in them not umarhosha that is why xa befuna umarhosha besiya ngaphandle.

    Thirdly there is no man that will ever do anything they don’t want to do,if a man has a wife n he stays with her whatever story he gives u is a lie because if he didnt want to be there he wouldnt be. Even if his wife stays 3mns without giving him sex he wil still love her to bits because he didnt marry her for sex anyways.

    Fourthly,wives it is unbiblical to starve ur man of sex,if u ever say no to your man in the bedroom you are sinning. If u want a scripture for that i will come back with it.

  213. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:27 pm 

    Wow so TRUE Lela that’s all I can say so

  214. Soccerbabe on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:28 pm 

    Hau hau hau Khosi and her drum at it again!!! BS ur blog ngoSisanda noBonnie is on this week’s drum with Kelly Khumalo and her little handsome boy. Those tweets u shared yup check Drum. Hahaha not just that, the blogger this week that revealed that “they” were one of the popstars, yup speculations about who it is, and if they were from Adilah, Khosi now goes and ask Where Are They??? As in where is Adilah!!! Khosi quit sisi usuhlulekile. JC is feeding ur drum with stories. Mxxmmm nesidlathi ezinkulu uyakopela sies!!

  215. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:28 pm 

    @lela sicela iscripture please… please darl

  216. FrozenBubblez on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:33 pm 

    WOW!!! Lela you just sat all our asses down!! Mna I repent shem…*as I go google zara’s book*

  217. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:34 pm 

    WOW Lela u said it but why do u have to use the word “umarhosha’ it doesnt sound right…

  218. Black_Diamond on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:37 pm 

    ngikuthanda kabi Lela,you always speak so much sense.

  219. Lela on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:38 pm 

    REALITY: Wait till u have a husband,two kids, a job/business and all the stress that comes with those and tell me if you will still be waiting for him on the kitchen counter with pink chops on every night. Akho kuziyekelela ngandawo apha,life goes on yonke into inexesha layo that is why marriage is no joke cause there is an extra effort u have to put in. That means when married u will now have to plan date nights and being a marhosha nights because it is impossible to be a wife,mother n a marhosha all at once.

  220. zenzybear on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:40 pm 

    makes sense hey lela…

  221. **Stars** on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:40 pm 

    Hmmm… Lela

  222. NeoM on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:43 pm 

    The scripture Lela is refering to is 1 Corinthians 7. The whole chapter talks about principles of marriage. More specifically in verse 4 and 5 it say once you are married you body is no longer yours, but your spouses and they have authority over it. In verse 5 it says the only time one should deprive their spouses sexually is during a fast only.

  223. dessert on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:43 pm 

    yhu lela well said lol @umarhosha hahaha.

  224. Letebele on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:44 pm 

    Yoh! Just logged on and started reading from the bottom only to see Lela’s comment*claps 21 times* Yoh!

    *Goes back to start reading from the top*

  225. Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:45 pm 

    ____________________________________
    | |

    a re duleng mo bench(eng)ya Lela

  226. Lela on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:45 pm 

    Lol sorry shem i use that word marhosha a lot even when refering to myself sometimes when i act like one.

    The scripture is 1 Corinthians 7 from verse 4 – 6

  227. asanwababe on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:48 pm 

    *hands @Lela a Bells*

  228. zara on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:48 pm 

    HEHEHEHEHE much respect Lela ! Can we close it; Ntombi knows has heard it from every angle; if she is happy being a side woman let her be; she will get tired by herself! if he doesnt leave his wife first for her! it does happen you know so can we move on now

  229. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:49 pm 

    And thanks to the sense Lela speaks, my jaw has dropped. Wow.. Never really thought of it that way..

    Food for thought, maybe? For a 21 year old like me, it’s good advice.. *SipsTeaAsITakeNotes*

  230. Stone on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:50 pm 

    Nothing but the Truth!

  231. innobabe on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:51 pm 

    Ja neh…lela always put things in perspective here. Bt is ntombi’s issue gonna b discussed every week? Aowa, we just need 2 let it go, she wil deal with it ke her life mos

  232. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:52 pm 

    Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:45 pm

    ____________________________________
    | |
    a re duleng mo bench(eng)ya Lela

    *JoinsAppleOnTheBench*

  233. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:53 pm 

    Ill be happy if this would be last we hear of Ntombis affair,

    @ntombi I think it will also help if u never talk abt it layikhaya. Maybe nabantu will 4get, just saying

  234. zara on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:55 pm 

    but Lela mna nje my man gets it on demand; every 2 days at the least and i have a toddler and another on the way still nje we do it like rabbits on heat and we have been married 6 years and some; but eish all that creativity Ntombi i can imagine even with all the time in the world i have; laying out rose petals, having picnic in our living room(we read too much mills and boons)!

    And all that he will find me wearing his tshirt sitting on the washing machine hehehehehehee! that hahahahahaha mna if i want funky we do it real; sexting no underwear when out or dress like a Marhosa (giggles) all this that requires nje being phoney living like uBrooke no Ridge hahahaha i cant

  235. FrozenBubblez on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:58 pm 

    Yazi just to testify to what Lela said…after I got married my man was kinda funny when it came to kinky sex..and that includes a bj…things he loooved when we were just kickin it. Suddenly he was shy but me being me I would give him a bj by force..obviously once I started he couldn’t stop me, when I asked him what his prob was all of a sudden he told me that I was his wife now so he didn’t feel comfortable “treating me like a bitch” his exact words I thought he was the only one who felt like that maybe bcoz he’s from a small dominantly muslim village in france. Anyways mna I told him that I know he likes those things so if he doesn’t treat me like a bitch then he’ll want to get a bitch outside so now he’s cool with the kink….when he gets it! Sorry for the essay and this isn’t meant to offend any1, its my experience on the matter.

  236. bongi on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 3:59 pm 

    ..Lela always on point….well said. Mna ke andisa comment (i) about men and their reason to stray ngoba they need none…indoda yi ndoda qha…

  237. **Stars** on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:00 pm 

    @Lela. You say it like it is… I like that.

    You hear many ladies crying, saying mang mang ontseela monna. I just SMH… I’m more happier since I accepted the reality of life and relationships:-)

  238. Lela on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:09 pm 

    Lol Zara phela i said ukuthi vele married women should make that effort but it is kinda like an effort now that waiting for him on a kitchen counter is not all u do. Wena i understand u are a stay at home mom so u do have a bit of time and energy. My point is when a woman has all these things to do it is no longer easy it is not by choice ukuthi now istamina sehlile sehliswa by all these added things. All im saying is that even if u were to not give him for a month he will not leave u for that,he will cheat ngoba ebevele echeata nanguku ubumlinda phezu kwe washing machine. The only thing im correcting is that men don’t cheat ngoba kunengxaki endlini they cheat because bevele bekhohlakele and obviously uze aphiwe kakuhle kulendawo yakhe he has to give a motivational story naye ke usisi abeyilongada ebhedini ezama ugudluza umem ntoleyo ingasoze yenzeke!

  239. snapshot on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:15 pm 

    @Pnut brotherman said PA in a law firm not PA in general terms.

  240. Suzie on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:16 pm 

    Yoo Az nd Lela I’ve learnt a listen hey never again I will stick to Hunters Gold nd Red Square,mara why le rata go rasetsa Ntombi so,hw she lives her life ke her choices hleng tlogelang ngwana o mongwe tuu..tnxbye

  241. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:24 pm 

    lol

  242. blacklips on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:24 pm 

    Bafazi niya khuluma tjo @Lela oyi bosso ya khona u Nicki minaj athi “I’m not a phucken horse so u won’t ride me everyday” that’s my Motto

  243. Lela on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:26 pm 

    Guys this topic is not about Ntombi’s relationship. Benny is the one who was trying to rasetsa ntombi thina we are just discussing some of the points raised one of which happened to be raised by Ntombi herself.

  244. megane on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:26 pm 

    @Lela – i love you big sis, you always make sense in all you say…*kisses Lela on the cheek*
    but mina i like @Ntombi’s kinky stories bantu

  245. snapshot on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:28 pm 

    @megane r u from Cape Town?

  246. jellie on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:29 pm 

    Haay kabi guys…is BuhleBonga a he or a she?

  247. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:32 pm 

    LOL Jellie, ke a he. a very extra nice guy

  248. benny on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:33 pm 

    @lela,I have become vice Jesus becoz of what reason?I was simply stating facts just like you did.What is the difference?Please englighten me?All who came out and said well done Lela knew I was telling the truth but were too scared to side with a new name over an old blogger.Yes we get it she is having fun and all but can she please not bring it here on every post,out of respect for the married women and men here.

  249. megane on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:35 pm 

    @Snapshot – no babes i’m from joziburg

    @benny – it’s all in “HOW” not “WHAT” you say…thank me later!

  250. Strolicious on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:38 pm 

    my AG: nxa they’ve blocked all the dating sites here at work.

  251. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:38 pm 

    this

  252. benny on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:40 pm 

    Let me thank you now @megane.I see.

  253. Zenam on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:46 pm 

    @Lela truth right there,men cheat because they can. One thing I do not understand though, why are people bothered by nyatsis, its their own life, they are adults. Marriage is not for everyone, so are old un-married women expected to use toys or masturbate for the rest of their lives??

  254. Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:47 pm 

    bathong Strolicious, wena you just wanna be doing some online man shopping during business hours?

  255. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:49 pm 

    benny makes a true point though when he said ……ppl “were too scared to side with a new name over an old blogger”

    ive noticed that most ppl on jc just like lickin ass of the old bloggers.. its annoying.. not even tryna say benny is right or wrong.

    please dont get me wrong.. im not tryna disrespect lela or anything.. but the ass lickers know themselves and they are my problem

  256. Strolicious on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:52 pm 

    ke tla reng @ Apple,awekho amadoda sana,im sure ngine sinyama ,kudala nginga shelwa.

  257. Strolicious on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:54 pm 

    Daisy999 let them lick those asses,as long u not licking

  258. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:54 pm 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaa Thatha Daisy999 lol

  259. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:56 pm 

    *StandsFirmlyByDaisy’sSide* I agree 100%

  260. Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:57 pm 

    Strol, Thabure’s lehlanya girl friend has isiwasho talk to him he might hook you up to kipha that sinyama.

  261. Lela on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:58 pm 

    Hayi uyaphazama ke ngoku Benny or maybe u are a new blogger,Ntombi is grown woman she knows what she is doing and the rights and wrongs of dating married men have been discussed at length here. The only thing that is getting tiring is people attacking her everytime she has to talk about her relationship. As for ass lickers, SA is a democratic country therefore everyone has a right to lick whichever ass they deem lickable!

  262. phlydivaZee on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 4:59 pm 

    *hits refresh and sips on True Beauty*

  263. lorrelai on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:01 pm 

    Amen Lela! I couldn’t have said it better myself.

  264. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:03 pm 

    Strolicious awu.. luck them darli.. liuck them well n lick them clean.. i ddn eevn mention your name, so that means u r testifying to be an ass licker.. hope it taste good.!!

    @ohso hehe lewena wabona kanti.. :D

  265. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:04 pm 

    luck them darli. *lick

  266. dessert on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:04 pm 

    ass lickers so if you agree with an old blogger we are ass lickers mxim,lela was not attacking ntombi for her personal choices,she was simply answering her statement about abafazi abaziyekelayo.

  267. Eyh2Jee on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:06 pm 

    kwaahahaha Lela,sorry soze ndikukhothe,hayi namhlanje babe,ngeKrismesi kuphela ;)

    1. People(men/women) cheat for different reasons. Yes Lela stated some of the reasons. They apply to certain people, but not to everyone.
    2. Some men are happy with oomakhwapheni aka Nyatsi’s and they are miserable when they are with their wives. God knows why they don’t wanna leave (makes their lives easier).
    3. Not every nyatsi wants to score points based on the weaknesses of the wife or wants to be married by the cheating husband. (check @Ntombi)

    *my 1 cent*

  268. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:07 pm 

    I can give you the aura that i have @strolicious. I’m almost annoyed by meeting a new dude everyday.. I just feel like a sferb now.. At least i have the power to give them fake 10′s :)

    Meeting a new dude away, keeps the dating sites away..

  269. nai99 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:07 pm 

    Dumelang

    So benny,wa re o authi…lies and u know it,u changed ur username 2 come delela ntombo la…I see u ‘sisi’..

  270. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:08 pm 

    Meeting a new dude everyday, keeps the dating sites away.

  271. benny on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:09 pm 

    @Lela yes this is a democratic country now please let other kids blog in peace neh.Even if we revisit topics that were discussed before leave us to also enjoy our democracy as you are enjoying urs.

  272. Eyh2Jee on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:10 pm 

    @Snapshot: people say stupid things on twitter and the “144 character limit” makes it difficult to argue with them.
    I just took a break from Twitter,because I do get pissed by people who just say matlakala!

  273. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:10 pm 

    Yes @Daisy, i’m with you on that one.. If this was survivor, i would say there are alliances formed here.

  274. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:11 pm 

    E2G its 140. :)

  275. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:12 pm 

    “ass lickers so if you agree with an old blogger we are ass lickers” -
    no ur nt an asslicker for agreeing with an old blogger.. but SOME ppl on jc tend to agree with old bloggers just for the sake of agreeing.. even when a new name writes a relevant point umuntu wabantu just gets ignored.. (even if its AGREEABLE”

  276. Lela on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:16 pm 

    Yabona ke Benny uyaphazama kwakho Ntombi is not a topic therefore u will not discuss her if u do uzova ngathi utyiwa zinyosi ngoba nathi we will start discussing u!

  277. lorrelai on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:18 pm 

    Benny, *I* didn’t side with u because u came here and made an attack on Ntombi’s choices. So 2010, we been having it.
    Secondly, *I* did all the judging I could’ve done when she first arrived on JC and told everyone about her married BF. We judged, we commented and we moved on. We aint going back to that topic just because YOU brought it up, AGAIN.
    Lastly, I’m backing Lela up because she’s correcting Ntombi in an insinuation that Ntombi made, about *us* married women “possibly” getting cheated on because we let ourselves go.

  278. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:18 pm 

    I’m starting to understand why most bloggers decided not to anymore.

  279. Eyh2Jee on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:20 pm 

    Lol @OSS “I won’t thank you later, I will thank you now” hahaha
    Ke lebogile! 140 it is ;D

  280. Strolicious on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:22 pm 

    Daisy999 i dont lick ass,i hardly blog so i dont know what you talking about,sibadala if they wanna lick ass bayeke coz akuwena okhothayo.

    @OSS zijabulise ,there will be la ungeke ushelwe khona…lol
    i used to be a hit nami…

  281. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:23 pm 

    kwa thula kwa thi twi *chirwanis voice*

  282. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:25 pm 

    @strolicious ok.. now i understand.. i thought u said let us lick those asses.. i was ready to attack ngoba i knew i neva mentioned ur name.. sorry

  283. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:26 pm 

    @E2G My pleasure *InTshidi’sCousinsVoice* Tltltltltltltl

  284. benny on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:27 pm 

    You see @lela.I did mention hope you saw it,that @ntombi will learn something from my comments.And she did.You taught her that men do not leave their wives for letting themselves go so please share ur bells with me neh.

  285. Strolicious on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:28 pm 

    @ Daisy999 angithi uwena utshela abantu ukuthi bayakhotha…..kwaaaaa

  286. Lela on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:28 pm 

    Yes Azande i also silent blog most of the time because one can’t agree or disagree without this silent bloggers this new bloggers that alliences that. Okusalayo it is not our problem that people are new bloggers,yes it is bound to happen that even though we don’t know each other but we will have people we like here and seem like we friends with bese people come and want us to notice them ngendlela ezi wrong. I mean don’t feel bad if u are not noticed one day you will be not because wenzeni but because the more u stay u are bound to get noticed. Personally i don’t have any allience here i agree and disagree with anyone even the friends i know personally when i don’t agree i don’t agree and ayiphelisi buhlobo lonto. I can’t speak for other people but i have observed that this old bloggers ganging together thing is all in the mind for most part.

  287. Strolicious on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:28 pm 

    lol ,uphuma silwe wena

  288. FrozenBubblez on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:35 pm 

    Mna ntombi I like your stories shem, I appreciate my man a little more now and let’s face it people resenting ntombi is not gonna stop silly married men from cheating and she did say she didn’t know the guy was married ekuqaleni. It takes 2 to tango if it wasn’t ntombi it would have been another girl. If your husband is going away this weekend..double check the info child..he might just be going to the indoor picnic, that’s the sad truth of our society..ntombi is just making us aware of it that’s all..if anything we should thank her

  289. **Stars** on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:37 pm 

    <<<>>> let’s all have a sip n and sigh.. Ke weekend:-)

  290. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:37 pm 

    yebo stroli. i was tshelaring abantu uguthi bayakhota since its a “democratic country” ngoba its something ive noticed.. i might be wrong.. but i still stand by what i said.. but anywai i apologised to u cz i misunderstood what u rote.

  291. Black_Diamond on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:43 pm 

    Can someone/anybody help with a good link to download free book(s) somblief,I love me some novels.

  292. Lela on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 5:48 pm 

    Lol @frozen im sure the picnic has started as we speak. Mna shem nyatsi or single i collect lessons here,they will come in handy when im married. Today i learned about the indoor picnic and washing machine posing.

  293. Azande on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 6:30 pm 

    Ayi @lela ngiyadideka nami manje new blogger vs old blogger, Jc is not the same anymore, why the comnpetition though ayi *engathi ill be joining the silentville soon*

  294. FrozenBubblez on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 6:52 pm 

    Kwaaaaa @blackdiamond asking for a book link after zara mentioned crossing her legs…sicela I skyf wethu zara or anyone else who has the book

  295. Ntombi Yomzulu on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:04 pm 

    Benny u must have lost your fuckin mind to tell me not to blog abt my relationship. I can blog abt anything I want honey just bcos udfrazwa indoda don’t take it out on me.Uzoba strong sana.*sipsonchampaignewhilewaiting4MrMan*

  296. lolington kwaaa on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:08 pm 

    #Deathby people claiming to be men when they sound like a frustrated woman!! I see you!

  297. FrozenBubblez on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:28 pm 

    Guys I have a crush! Like..I’ve never really had a crush before, and its one of those ridiculously impossible to ever be anything else..like BS and CB type of thing But the butterflies Oomf gives me!*sigh* I even dream about him sometimes and I’m shuwa hundreds of other girls do too but I don’t care…he’s my 50 shades of f*cked up! I don’t follow him on twitter coz I’m scared I’ll just RT all his tweets…I just stalk his TL..lol….lemme go stalk it again…..*just had to squeeze that in before AG closes*

  298. snapshot on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:34 pm 

    Yoo nimenzani u Ntombi sekathuka kanje. Ntombi akufani nawe nje ukubhala o F what what. Imnandi indonda yomuntu sisi idla uzizwise nawe kusakuvumile. Okusalayo awumlandi kwakhe uyazizela, avule izip, afake kuwe. Really usho yena akazi wenzani mxim idla ntombi uthule atleast awufani nabanye abanama million persona pretending tb something they are not

  299. Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 7:49 pm 

    this Nomuzi chick doesn’t like clothes,she is forever wearing the shortest mini dresses.

  300. anytime on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:16 pm 

    Oh wow!!! Interesting.

    Female people, can we not let male people define who we are.

    So ultimately what makes us happy is making our men happy…wow!!!

  301. dessert on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:35 pm 

    frozen ngubani?spill before kuvalwe uAG hehe @apple im sure unomzi akasayivha nengqele!

  302. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:40 pm 

    Yoh guys. I want to share something mara the way this have been la ekhaya. I’m afraid you guys are on attack this days. Eish

    *FoldsArmsAndLooksAway*

  303. Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:44 pm 

    OSS, you better dish up, cause i will attack you for rhaliseling us with a ndaba.

  304. dessert on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:46 pm 

    OSS WE WONT ATTACK SISI THETHA WENA KHULULEKA

  305. lolington kwaaa on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:47 pm 

    Don’t worry the attackers are not here….*glues to the screen*.

  306. lolington kwaaa on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:48 pm 

    ugh….that was supposed to be #glued.Oh well….

  307. Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 8:49 pm 

    lolington there are no red pens at night, plus its the weekend. :)

  308. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:03 pm 

    OSS itla ka tsona… we are listening *folds arms and waits*

  309. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:03 pm 

    hahahahahhahahah @lolington saying the attakers are not here kwaaaaaaa #dead

  310. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:04 pm 

    So I finally decided to go back to my place. I called one of my male friends to accompany me to my place cause obviously I’m afraid to go there alone.

    Nothing happened yaz’. I’m sitting alone (my friend left an hour ago) and I miss the gintsa guy nje. I won’t go back there because he hit me, but somehow I liked how he treated me when he was just sweet nje. So I’m thinking about what Zenzy said and I’m just scared gore o tla kena and just kill me!! Would he though??
    Yes, I’m moving next weekend because I am worried about my safety. Mara is it me or is there something attractive about dangerous men??
    Do you guys think he’ll come back for me though?

    Hai,blogging ka blackberry is a hassle!

  311. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:13 pm 

    OSS.. well chances are he might.. and chances are he might not! (kill you)but im sho he wud av to b provoked by sumn, jelousy for example.

    dangerous men are attractive (something about them).. i noticed im more attached to bad boys rather than good boys.. which is very bad. we want the bad once then afta that we complain when they treat us bad.. :( *sigh* bayasiloya

  312. Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:22 pm 

    maye maye OSS, you need electric shock to treat you for this madness of liking(loving) a violent man. that Gintsa guy is dangerous , beating you up ka 1st sleepover…like really now he is no stable, he doesn’t even try to hide his true colors…Mind you as you always remind us you only 21 uyofikanini ku 25 ushawa indoda?…

    stay away from Gintsa please please i beg

    Hunt is here for you lol!

    i’m not judging i’m just looking out for a girl like me by telling her the truth

  313. Miss T on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:23 pm 

    Bad boys ne. So glad I neva got drawn to them. But you hardly eva find a Naija man with body odour. Naija men love taking care of themselves & always looking & smelling good. As I’m textin this hubbys cologne is killin me *shrugs*

  314. FrozenBubblez on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:24 pm 

    If my crush wasn’t south african I would reveal who it is…I don’t want the object of my affection to find out kaloku. Oss I don’t think your gintsa will come for you after spending spending one night..or half a night….unless you were actually going out before that fateful night

  315. Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:25 pm 

    @Frozen is your identity also know here on jc?

  316. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:27 pm 

    Lol @Hunt is missing in action today, I admit, I miss him. Lol.

    Nna akitsi what’s wrong with me, nkari ka hlanya. And I know ya’ll are not judging me, I know ya’ll got my back even though we are strangers. I won’t go back. Maybe I just loved the idea of belonging to someone again after 7 months of being single. :)

  317. fabulicious on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:28 pm 

    @ntombi ushintshile yazi. *sulks*

    I used to love u the way Thabure loved(s) @sxylin before she became the hardcore @zara.
    I remember his disappoitment with how @sxylin had changed all of a season.

    I am by no means tryna dictate how u should behave but ay I wish I’d left jc with the image of the old Ntombi in my head :(
    #jussayin pls don’t bash me ngiyakusaba kulamalanga

  318. fabulicious on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:33 pm 

    Omg @snappy u are kun..GP?
    So not how I pictured u, umuhle!:)

  319. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:37 pm 

    miss T i beg to differ tu! lool. NOT ALL!

  320. Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:37 pm 

    OSS: me and a friend were talking about the fact some people haven’t been single since they were 14 years, it been relationship back to back even overlapping.a break is a good thing just in case you also fall in that category….belong to your self for now and just do you even if it means another 7 months..

    if all else fails you have Hunt(lol)

  321. blacklips on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:40 pm 

    Eish I’ve been following just curious for two year nd BS gave my password last week nd I was excited that finally I will be part of the happy family but ayi ke its a different story now good night guys I love u all hope things will change

  322. Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:40 pm 

    @ Fabu Snappy cant be Kundz, because snap is single as far as her comments go and Kund is dating Franky

  323. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:44 pm 

    @blacklips why ushaya iphuma ngkena.. u dont wna stay for a chat..lol

  324. kamzababy on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:48 pm 

    *walks past*

  325. FrozenBubblez on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:51 pm 

    Yes if that’s you snapshot laphaya ku minnie loaf tweet umhle nyani…I also saw Lela on one of the old posts she is stunning naye…beautiful body. @applepurple there are a couple of people who know me..

  326. blacklips on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 9:53 pm 

    @daisy999 I just wanna know why some bloggers name are written nge colour film nd some nge Black n white jc

  327. OhSoStunning on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:26 pm 

    Lol. @Black that question though!!

    Yoh, I just wanna start affording DSTV premium. Compact is just getting on my nerves, yambora now..

  328. lolington kwaaa on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:29 pm 

    OSS you must watch ‘Couples who Kill’….and then come to me for a warm klap! Bad boys are bad boys…they are bad boys because they are NOT GOOD, not for you or themselves. Although, apparently they are VERY attractive so I don’t blame you (I wouldn’t know because the I love the strictly good boys).

    You just need to convince yourself that he’s trouble, and stop being so scared of him (unless he walks up to you with a gun in his hand, in that case take off your shoes and start running) because that will keep you thinking about him.
    You can also give me his address so I can take care of him *speeddials sangoma for R5 lighning to be delivered to currently but soon to be known destination*

  329. lolington kwaaa on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:33 pm 

    hahahahaha @blacklips what’s wrong?

  330. dessert on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 10:47 pm 

    Guys my AG I wish i was in jozi just for the jc party i hear moneo(excuse the spelling) is going to be performing i just love that girl.ndisisbhanxa ke mna*singing*

  331. Pnut on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:08 pm 

    Ok Snappy

    Finding a good salon in the mother city is a mission hey. Can any capetonian tell me where can I do dry perm? Wanna go tomorrow

  332. daisy999 on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:26 pm 

    @blacklips..lol. . angazi hey.

  333. Applepurple on Fri, 26th Oct 2012 11:48 pm 

    pnut, Mowbrey main road has all the salons you need.

  334. pinksoul on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 12:22 am 

    @Blacklips if you put a website link on your JC profile your name will be in colour film… LOL! If you click on any of the colour film names you will be redirected to the website they put on their profile.

  335. Worsie on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 12:22 am 

    @Ruuuunah, u don’t know me… Guaranteed. U r guessing. These weekend looks like it’s gonna be boring.

  336. snapshot on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 1:33 am 

    @fabu ushiywa zingcondo na? Lol. I’m not that K but I’m thulizar, go check that, however, I must say that I’m not very far from ubunhle. Kodwa I must warn u. My ex bf cousin sister once wrote on fb kuba ngimubi, ngiyabathusa ku family.

  337. Olebak on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 1:34 am 

    Been consuming things(alcohol & stuff) the whole day and just went through the posts however I now know my JC STARRING….. LELA!!!! *standing ovation

    Ooooh jaa Benny, how many usernames do u have?

  338. elegnamis on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 2:24 am 

    OhSoStunning…
    I’m sorry for saying this on a blog. There is no ‘nice’ way of saying this but you my dear are a ticking time bomb.
    There’s a term psychologists use “re-victimization”. Andile from khumbulekhaya is an example. The problem with you is that its self inflicted (I hope this doesn’t sound insensitive).
    Please talk to someone. Your mom, sister, aunt, anyone and ask them to hold your hand & drag you to therapy.
    I’ve been on & off jc but from the little that I’ve read now, sounds like you need help.
    And there’s no shame in seeking help. This is not your fault. Your psyche is just battling to find a comfort zone to deal with what happened to you. Blocking it out is not working anymore. *hugs*

  339. daisy999 on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 3:09 am 

    snapshot yazi i think i found u on twitter. afta d clues i read off ppl on this post bout the euphonik thing.. i followed u anywai.hope its u *blushes*

  340. Zama_Omuhle on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 7:47 am 

    Hey people,my AG is my brada’s body was recovered izolo emini after 6days since the accident. We are grateful that we gonna lay him to rest,and we’ll continue to help the other family yalo ongakatholakali! God is good,we are eternally grateful

  341. Zama_Omuhle on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 7:48 am 

    I also pray for the Pietermaritzburg family who only recovered the car,we hope bazomthola naye soon

  342. kamzababy on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 8:10 am 

    ok, what happened Zama?

  343. Applepurple on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 8:11 am 

    Zama nxese ntombi.nilalengenxeba.

  344. fabulicious on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 8:16 am 

    Haw Snap I’m following u even! Bengingazi :)

  345. snapshot on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 9:06 am 

    @Fabu lol so why now that u found me ungasasho that ngimunhle….discrimination.

    Daisy99 pls send me something on twitter, I’ve got a problem yokuthandwa ama silent bloggers so I won’t know which 1 r u.

    @Zama sorry sisi, may the holy spirit comfort your family through this times

    Bloggers, do u also get bombarded by emails from SB. Tjo mina ngiyaphela. Bavele bathi “don’t panick, u don’t know me but I kind of know u and I love u etc” mathata!

  346. OhSoStunning on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 9:11 am 

    @elegnamis I haven’t told anyone really. My mom doesn’t know. Only my friend knows.

    Its been a secret and even though its not wise to keep quiet, I don’t want people to feel sorry for me.

    Yes I haven’t dealt with it and I also haven’t dealt with the fact that my dad doesn’t want to be in my life but I’ll live. Its fine!!

  347. Ntombi Yomzulu on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 9:31 am 

    Kunje la? *edlulangendlela*

    Benny Wee see you hehehehe

    Did u guys hear the nnews abt prosper and tina?

  348. zara on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 9:43 am 

    what news Ntombi! wena @Fab futsek! wht is hardcore? smh

  349. FrozenBubblez on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 10:02 am 

    Molweni bahlali… Ntombi iza nazo dali, my child wants nothing to do with me now that daddy’s home..I’m talking diaper change and all, I should be happy for the break but I’m actually jealous

  350. OhSoStunning on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 10:14 am 

    @Ntombi what about prosper and tina?? I swear those two aren’t healthy for each other hey!

  351. bumbum on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 10:49 am 

    Morning bahlala, I took 2 days off yey I swear that place is suffocating me. I can barely breath manje, so tired of working so I’m thinking of being a house wife but than I think about the bills, clothes, shoes, night out with the girls :-)

  352. snapshot on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 11:19 am 

    @Bumy that’s simple, be a house wife and Mr Man will be a working man.

    Tjo guys my married friend just told me he dreamt about me. Poor thing didn’t sound right, I think we were more than friends in the dream

  353. elegnamis on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 12:01 pm 

    @OhSoStunning
    I hear u. You can take your time to tell ur mom and ur people but in the mean time here’s a deal. I don’t know u, I’m a medical professional so I wont pity u & I wont cry so u can email me.
    enigmalindi@gmail.com
    NO SILENT BLOGGERS PLS!!

  354. zenzybear on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 12:27 pm 

    helo zithandwa… so i apologised, kodwa ngathi i am not forgiven, but i feel better, i did the right thing. i know i tried

  355. Miss T on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 12:29 pm 

    @Zenzy who did u apologise to?

  356. OhSoStunning on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 12:32 pm 

    @elegnamis thanks. I will email you on monday.

    Have a great weekend guys. I’m sick so I need to nurse this flu. My brother bought me some medication (he’s such a sweetheart) and its totally making me sleepy! I think I left my moms ka the wrong weekend!

  357. zenzybear on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 12:40 pm 

    @Miss T ngimoshile… ngazama ukulungisa kodwa akulungi, but im just happy i apologised. sigh!!!!

  358. **Stars** on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 1:06 pm 

    Lol@ Snapshot’s question 2 Fabu…

    Ntombi e tla ka tsona…….

  359. **Stars** on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 1:14 pm 

    @Oss, you don’t necessarily have to tell your mom. Talking to strangers can be beneficial as well. You’ll talk to your family when ur ready

    What I found is, ppl tend to open up more when they talk to a stranger than some1 they know. Take elegmasis’s advice

  360. **Stars** on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 1:17 pm 

    Meant Elegnamis…sorry

  361. Alikho on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 2:20 pm 

    @Snapshot – & sometimes those PAs are called Company secretaries…Mini Loaf didn’t do his research

  362. daisy999 on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 2:23 pm 

    zama may his soul rest in peace. i pray God will b with ur family during these times..

    snapshot.. haha ok will do

  363. Eyh2Jee on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 5:26 pm 

    Lol @snapshot ne discrimination ;-D clearly lo @Kundz what what is more charming!Basothikile,they’ll ”ncoma” you soon.
    Dumela rangwane @Worsie

  364. Ntombi Yomzulu on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 5:38 pm 

    Yo ay kuthiwa they were shot by a strangder.I saw L kganyago’s tl…

  365. Soccerbabe on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 5:40 pm 

    @ Snapshot, u don’t wanna b a housewife dear, the article on Real Mag about Pumi Ranaka being a housewife together with her friends really opened my eyes 2 that sad reality, all that glitters is not gold, she says her hubby works in brazil while she’s here in jhb wit d kids its tiring cleaning up everyone and wen she goes 2 bed she has no one 2 turn to. Vanesa her frnd, her hubby died leaving her with nothing but d car and she has no work exp watsoeva, she’s hd 2 move frm the burbs to a RDP house with d kids :( , Cindy the other frnd, her hobby is shopping and drinking bcoz all she gets frm hubby is money no love, hubby be cheating with hs colleague and she’s now expecting hs kid, hubby doesn’t have sex with her anymore and he doesn’t even share their bed anymore. My heart goes out to them shame

  366. Ntombi Yomzulu on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 5:40 pm 

    Yo ay kuthiwa they were shot by a strangder.I saw L kganyago’s tl…
    I don’t believe yall dnt know this nnizithanda kanje izinto.

    Yo guys am at the Zoo, wanted to do something fun and I was taken to the Zoo cicici

  367. Ntombi Yomzulu on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 5:43 pm 

    Which real mag is that SoccerB?

  368. Soccerbabe on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 5:44 pm 

    Ntombi ukhuluma ngoShimi and wife?

  369. Soccerbabe on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 5:49 pm 

    With Bonang cover page. The article got me weeping yazi :(

  370. thephlyone on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 5:58 pm 

    ‘Indoda iyancishwa. Ngeke nje njalo ulokhu udliwa. Uzofa nini ulokhu ugqoloza ubsuku bonke nje wena. Uma efuna ukudla amakhekhe ahlephukile ngaphandle akahambe, akekho omvimbile. Akahambe ayojimisa abanye, hhayi la. Mina as umfazi wakhe ngizohlala la ngidle imali, ayikho ibudget lakumina. Ngidla as much as I can, noma ngaliphi usuku. Nangu umaKhumalo uyakwazi ukuhlala noZuma, manje mina ngizohlulwa yini’

    My cousin’s exact words. Hahahahahahaha. Death!

  371. fabulicious on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 6:24 pm 

    Lol @snap umuhle nje wena, u kundzz u hot
    Eg if I were a guy I’d wife u and make kundzz the side dish

  372. Babyluv on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 6:35 pm 

    Hello la familia, @ntombi yomzulu ithini indaba ka prosper n tina (PS! Uyihambe straight londoda, umbonise ubumkhumbula). @thabure i have no words for you (dead,deader,deadest). @benny did someone chow your wife/hubby? Its ok you can say it NDATYELWA.

  373. FrozenBubblez on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 6:38 pm 

    Hehehe hayi fabu…wavele wayenza worse, u should have ended ku ‘umuhle njena’……..snapshot u’re beautiful and hot and if fabu were ur hubby he wouldn’t need no kundz side dish!

  374. daisy999 on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 6:57 pm 

    fabu kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  375. fabulicious on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 7:22 pm 

    @snapshot re-twitter, I meant to say I’ve BEEN following u for a year now but it never clicked that u r MY Thulizar

  376. petiteekay on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 7:29 pm 

    I have never bought real mag but this weekend might be my first

  377. bumbum on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 8:34 pm 

    Ai nami I like the sound of being a house wife but I don’t think I’m brave enough to do it.

  378. snapshot on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 9:07 pm 

    @Alikho ima tweet that to miniloaf, poor thing probably thinks they are just highly overpaid secretaries lol
    @Fabu I’m very upset with u, yerr even more if u were my hubby u were gonna cheat dzamn!!!!!u
    @Daisy I see yu
    @Eyh2Jee yaz uFab uyangijwayela
    @soccerbabe I still want tb a house wife, angithi I’ve got izicu so makefa I’ll go work lol

  379. FrozenBubblez on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 9:28 pm 

    Been a housewife since I fell pregnant, my child is almost 2 years now and I must say its not as relaxing as you would imagine…you don’t clock out at 5 pm…its ongoing specially with the kid…gosh! Atleast my husband works nights so we do things together during the day and we’ve even mastered doing it while the kid is in the room coz the rascal doesn’t even nap during the day.

  380. Azande on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 9:31 pm 

    @soccer true u hardly find it together, love,money, happiness hardly.

    @snap and while u at it don’t pull a mbau lol, make sure most things r on ur name, how u pull that its up to u lol, some in ur kids name and make sure does things are getting paid to be paid off.

    We don’t need the lyks of more Mandlas kulomhlaba.

  381. Azande on Sat, 27th Oct 2012 9:37 pm 

    Those vs does

  382. petiteekay on Sun, 28th Oct 2012 1:12 am 

    @frozen wahahahaahaha you finished me @ “the rascal doesn’t even nap during the day”…. So how do you do it with the child in the room

  383. snapshot on Sun, 28th Oct 2012 9:03 am 

    @Frozy r u sure u didn’t change ur usnm? *justcurious*

    Lol how do u do it with the rascal in the house, I can imagine, no sounds, minimal movements, no leg stretching, only coming from the back. Shem!!! U must ensure the kid runs for an hour or so, he’ll get tired and sleep then u can pomp lol

  384. Applepurple on Sun, 28th Oct 2012 9:51 am 

    beautiful day in Cape town.:)

  385. Applepurple on Sun, 28th Oct 2012 9:52 am 

    :)

  386. FrozenBubblez on Sun, 28th Oct 2012 10:09 am 

    Lol @snapshot..who do I sound like? The only room the rascal doesn’t badge in is the bathroom so we have carte blanche there, everywhere else is exactly like snappy imagined but we manage…Applepurple ngaske undiphe loo sunshine

  387. snapshot on Sun, 28th Oct 2012 11:37 am 

    Kwaaaa @Frozy the bathroom shem uyasokola mos, I’m not gonna say who u type like ungabaleka lol

    U just reminded me of my friend she smsed me last night arnd 23:00pm that her child refuses to sleep & her sex machine is on his way. Lol I laughed so much, apparently kideo was on strike last night, sexy arrived and kideo just looked at him. Tjo kids mara

  388. Mathaz on Sun, 28th Oct 2012 12:01 pm 

    Happy Sunday!Did not go to church today,i feel so empty.

    If my husband was making a lot of money,I would not think twice about being a housewife.Those in the know say the happiest men are those whose wives are homemakers.

    @Frozen…I know what you mean…we do find a way shem.

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