Ever Had To Fake Something? Be Honest?

October 31, 2012 by  

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Quick question…

Have you ever had to fake anything in your life? Like players fake injuries when they are called up for Bafana Bafana, or as seen on Twitter, like DJ Sbu fakes tweets?

Ladies, we’ve all faked orgasms at some point in our lives…. Am talking about faking things other than our usual fake O.

Looking forward to hearing your shenanigans

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79 Comments on "Ever Had To Fake Something? Be Honest?"

  1. Smang-mang Warona on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:16 am 

    Hahaha Some of our very own bloggers have been accused of faking EVERRRRRYTHAANG!!!

    lol Lets sit and see how this one plays out from the millions of comments on the other Lerato and Minnie blog.. *sips on tea*

  2. Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:28 am 

    Top 2

  3. Monei on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:30 am 

    2nd princess

  4. Monei on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:31 am 

    sorry, i’m not very good with twitter. so that SeunBuke account is a fake? so sbu just manually typed out that msg himself to make it seem like the album’s in demand?

  5. Nqobile on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:31 am 

    Lazy laugh, thanx 4 trying Mama JC though i highly doubt ukuba many bloggers are gonna leave that other post and come here, have a feeling basazonikizana till bakhiphe all their pent up anger, frustration and whatever grudges held towards each other before starting on a clean slate tomorrow like nothing happened lol.

  6. PrincessPatty on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:32 am 

    LMAO kodwa BS u wrongo yazi, exposing uSbu wa bantu like that. Hai naye wa layeka, so kusho kuthi some of his retweets if not all are staged??? Hehee the things we do for relevance la emhlabeni!

  7. Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:35 am 

    I must give it to him and his marketing strategy

  8. Nqobile on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:36 am 

    Smh @ Dj Sbu, unesikhathi sokuganga bo but hey dude gotta hustle hard if he wants people 2 buy his new album.

  9. Shera on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:36 am 

    Dj Sbu fakes tweets for marketing purposes lmao!!!!…

    Back to the question…I’m an open book…I cnt fake/pretend, so I’v never been in that situation where I had no choice but to fake…cha!

  10. Russian_Duchess on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:46 am 

    uSbu udlala ngabantu, makes you wonder what else he’s faked…

    Kodwa faking shit is too much work because you have to keep at it!

    *Off topic* Ntombi, can I get your email addy, ECS related…

  11. Solomon.Mahlangu on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:47 am 

    BS ngyakusaba !

  12. FrozenBubblez on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:47 am 

    I’ve faked a relationship once, when I first met my man I told him I was involved…oh how I enjoyed his woes of trying to be the only one in my life..I was using a samsung those days and I would sometimes activate the fake call option when we’re together…..he still doesn’t know lol

  13. kamzababy on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:48 am 

    LOL, i faked being sick last night until hubby offered me painkillers but i couldnt take them cos it meant gore i have to sleep… and sleeping meant gore i’m not gonna study and login into JC (giggles) and thad then i had to confess..i still got the attention i wanted anyway!

  14. Ntombi Yomzulu on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:48 am 

    ntombiyomzulu12@gmail.com

  15. Vesa on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:49 am 

    hahhahah! This killed me dead last night hey! I couldn’t believe someone will go to that extent to create hype about their albums.

    I have faked an illness.I had exams coming and needed three days off from work, without having to use my leave. The three days combined with the usual one day leave before you write exams was gonna give me a full week, cause there was a public holiday in between. Phela I even went to the doctor and she checked everything and told me she can’t see anything and thinks it’s all in my mind. But she gave me the Dr’s note and booked me off for 3 days after a lot of pleading on my part.

  16. Lela on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:51 am 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @Smang mang that eeerrrythang just made me LOL. The only thing I remember faking is sickeness for work purposes. Other than that what you see is what you get.

  17. Black_Diamond on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:52 am 

    TJO!Sbu o delusional!!!Even the tweet on his TL before the seunbook one is FAKE. He was not even tagged but he retweeted + he’s not following the poor fake accounts.

    LMAO,glad he was exposed!

  18. Russian_Duchess on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:53 am 

    Thank you Ntombi :)

  19. Mathaz on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:58 am 

    Long time ago when I was a teenager ravaged by hormones,i stole a cheque from my mom’s to buy a CK1 perfume for this boy I was crushing.

  20. Mathaz on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 11:01 am 

    I faked her signature wrote cash and went straight to the teller to cash it in.My mom found out when the cheques were sent back to her mos after the debit.I still feel bad about it.

  21. Lela on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 11:06 am 

    LOL hayi Mathaza, all for a boy nogal!

  22. Mathaz on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 11:12 am 

    Eish Lela I was a fool strue.

  23. Vesa on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 11:17 am 

    Tjo Mathaz!!! I’m glad you were not caught

  24. Thabure on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 11:22 am 

    heheheheh
    I had to fake a laaat….to an extent I dont remember .
    faking sickness for work .hehehehehdone done that too many timesn and december is ihere batla nthola

  25. awesomeness on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 11:25 am 

    fake of nie fake, i’m going to miss Sbu on metro now that Tbotouch’s back, my heart is sore.

  26. beyonce on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 11:30 am 

    Very smart, hope he gives u 10% for the free marketing, didnt even know uba he’s released a new album. Now i do…very clever & cheap,cheap

  27. Loulou on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 11:32 am 

    LMAO! That Sbu tweet was hilar!!!!!!!!wozwer!!!!
    Can’t say I fake much except the occasional illness to get off work, in fact I never say I am sick, just that I am not well!

  28. FrozenBubblez on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 11:37 am 

    I have a feeling that this post is gonna be like the one where everyone was a top student in highschool….pewu!

  29. Shandu on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 11:39 am 

    @awesomeness I’m with you yazi. S’bu did a very good job on Touch’s show. Mara ubuyeleni naye Touch mxm

  30. megane on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 11:49 am 

    tjo @ djsbu mara as for blowing his own totolozi – i also checked the account but thought my twitter was acting up

    I have faked being sick, accidents, death all in the name of bunking work (grammar)….eish

  31. Fez on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 11:52 am 

    I faked labour pains just to get baby dady’s attention.

    I’ve faked orgasms a lot of times cos my bf hates it if I dont cum and sometimes it just doesnt happe

  32. Mathaz on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 11:53 am 

    I don’t think I liked Sbu on touchdown, i just got used to listening to him, glad Touch is back.

  33. kamzababy on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 11:55 am 

    heee me and my friends used to call 10111 after school and pretends gore there’s an accident kae kae or the that fire number SMH

  34. Makgotso on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 12:05 pm 

    Ha ha ha give Sbuda insimbi (bells) Bum bum his marketing strategy is bosso

    I once faked to be sick was going to an interview no wonder I didn’t get that job but babehlupha espanini if you take a day off they used to speculate that you were going for an interview so I faked to be sick keeee

  35. Gloss on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 12:12 pm 

    Wonk’umtu has only faked being sick for umsebenzi? Ang’believi. Now that’s fake. I know abantu who fake izinto for insurance payouts, fake legal documents, pregnancies etc

  36. Solomon.Mahlangu on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 12:19 pm 

    i have faked my identity, but it backfired on me because i lied to girl from UKZN and later dated her and when we were out my friends would call me by name and she only knew the fake name… ey ,,, i almost got dumped

  37. bumbum on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 12:20 pm 

    lol we see you

  38. fufu on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 12:24 pm 

    i have faked cancer ,hiv,etc when i was in varsity when my essay when not in on time.When i think about those days i get so embarassed.

  39. OhSoStunning on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 12:27 pm 

    I am better today.. But because i’m not planning to come to work k’sasa, i have to fake being sick..

  40. petiteekay on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 12:31 pm 

    I faked an orgasm before because he would not quit

  41. Silvio on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 12:34 pm 

    i faked crying to my x. lol and she bought it

  42. FrozenBubblez on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 12:36 pm 

    *joins smang mang with green tea*

  43. kamzababy on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 12:38 pm 

    MKAY

  44. Azande on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 12:41 pm 

    As I blog under a fake username

  45. Gomolemo on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 12:52 pm 

    Dumela mabloggers. Nna i have faked being a widow before as you all know, i have done a few things as well, he..he..come to think of it, if i have to mention them here, none of you will beleive me. Ill catch up with u later peeps, Gomo is quite busy these days.

  46. Zabe on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 1:07 pm 

    Gosh i faked a lotta things, im creative so ja! In highschool i wanted to know whether BF was in it for the long haul so i faked a pregnancy to see if he would leave me tltltltl he didnt,so i had to fake a miscariage! *hides in shame* then i created a fake fb account in tetiary and wrote on an exes wall pretending to b his babymama that his gal knew nothing about but he deserved it loyo so im not ashamed of that,she dumped him and i won *evil laugh* and right now im faking liking some trainer at the gym, i cant bear telling him that he aint ma type so im lieng to him by omittion, eish im starting to feel like a lunatic, so imma stop writting.

  47. lbg on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 1:23 pm 

    I once told a guy tht I had a flat tire in the middle of nowher nd my sis had to fetch me. Coz he sent me cash to come nd vizit nd I got cold feet so I lied. Iv also pretended to hv been in an accident so tht I would not vizit another guy. I have also faked falling for a guy too hard so tht he could dump me coz I ddnt wnt him anymore nd I could not leave him so I threw a tantrum drunk nd cried a lot nd dd everything I knew ticked him off like standing too close to the edge of the balcony nd sure enough he dd. Iv also faked an illness to get away with not working. Every month when I PMS I throw up so aftr a coligue heard me I acted like I was weak nd dizzy till knk off time.

  48. KaySane on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 1:35 pm 

    Lol, back in grade 11 my friends and I got a hold of our schools letterhead, wrote a news letter 2 our parents informing them of the grade 11 camp and all along we just wanted to go hang out at this guys mansion not far from our school.. Sanxila ke emzini wabantu yhoo!

  49. Smang-mang Warona on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 2:26 pm 

    hahaha KaySane… U sound so familiar.. I know of girls who did this in high school… Does Laborate Ad summun ring any bells??? *hides*

  50. MyThoughts on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 2:33 pm 

    I always fake relationships when I’m single (and want it to stay that way) or I don’t like that someone who wants me… I don’t like being rejected nor to reject anyone. So baing “in a relationship” kinda helps.
    I’ve also faked to be a drug addict…mind you I’ve never seen any kinda drug with a naked eye.

  51. KaySane on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 2:56 pm 

    hahaha@Smang-mang no babe, does’nt ring a bell at all…

  52. KaySane on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 3:02 pm 

    yima @Smang-mang is that a school in the EC? Coz after our ‘camp’ was succesful, some girls from a nearby school did it as well…

  53. Jellytot on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 3:24 pm 

    Im faking working right now. tjo ive been pretending today

  54. kamzababy on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 3:30 pm 

    le nna tlhe jelltot.. imagine faking your own signature,..lol

  55. Biskiti on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 3:31 pm 

    The silly things we do when we were young and stupid – Back in high school i once spread a rumour kuthi i had been killed…i guess i wanted to see everyone’s response. And most of my friends came to my house to find me busy ka garden…

    In tertiary i used to say my mother was unemployed and that i didn’t know who my father was so that i could get TEFSA. Year in year out i had to queue ko Hillbrow police station, making those affidavits…desperate times neh…

    then i used to change cellphones, thanks to my insurance… hei, i thank the Lord for finding me, kere i don’t even skip work…

  56. Azande on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 3:55 pm 

    @biskit TEFSA neh many of us did that hehehehehehh lol, and when u go in to that office, u had to take out everything that can show u can afford, earings and all lol

  57. Lover28 on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 4:27 pm 

    Now that I read other comments, I realized ba I’ve faked quite a lot of things… I’m even embarrassed.
    I faked pregnancy to my ex, he saw a pic of me with my friends baby en asked who’s baby was it, I lied and sd its mine and when he asked for the baby’s age, I counted back to the last time we did the dance. He cried shame, it felt so good to hear him weep like a child. I only told him I lied 3months later when he wanted to see “his” child. Phofu I was like “akudlalwa nawe na, hai wethu” LAWD!! That was evil! Never again!

  58. Sarita on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 5:04 pm 

    Hahaha just saw lelo on SABC 2 Rugby ad

  59. Soccerbabe on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 5:16 pm 

    Lol Biskiti for faking death, as a child I was very naughty let’s just say I crossed the line with my grandmother that night and I knew a serious hiding was coming my way. So the following day I fake being deaf, you should have seen the fake sign language kwaaaaaaaa and I was off the hook my granny sick worried about my sudden condition

  60. Miranda on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 5:21 pm 

    Kwaaaaaaaaaaa.le funny

    I have faked sore throat wanting to go home and sleep at 11am… and my mentor checked Lorenzoz in his drawer to give me. Imagine???? he then said I must go home and take a 30min nap and come back to work….LMAO

  61. Miranda on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 5:25 pm 

    Oh and today I had a red velvet cupcake for the first time ….Haibo, that thing is just cake moes, nothing special.I am still wondering why it is associated with some high standard? #ndiyasibizela nje, not opening a can of mopani worms#

  62. lejazz on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 7:15 pm 

    Does that mean gents fake other stuff other than orgasm right?
    I faked my dad’s signature when I was applying for NSFAS cos he was far away….ja over the fone I did fake pains or stories to people who I dated few years ago

  63. BlindFold on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 8:53 pm 

    I faked my illness and said ba ya nloya, they don’t want me working, my supevisor was so scared he said I should buy impepho na d burn it for the whole week while not coming to work.

  64. BlindFold on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 9:06 pm 

    I also orgasms a lot of times, faked what my husbank bought (shoes) that I love them.

  65. Gomolemo on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 9:06 pm 

    Looks like everyone faked some illness to skip school or work, can we now talk about real stuff. Like how you peeps fake to be virgins when u meet up new guys? Oh how u fake being graduates, when u have std 9 to your name and come to Gomo to organise some matric certificate for you? Or how you pretend to be affording life and competing with people who do and drown into debt? how you sleep your way for the the next rent in that townhouse you cant afford? Hey…can we talk about real fakeness here, and ofcourse can we not fake to be bo miss goody-two shoes when u know very well that you screw your friend hubby everytime she turns her back? need i say more…..i dont think so. I think you all get my drift. Gudnite.

  66. Zama_Omuhle on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 9:09 pm 

    A lot of things…a fake pregnancy to an ex is the most recent

  67. Ms Diva on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 9:57 pm 

    I fake hair.kwaaaaaaaa
    Faking being into a guy when I’m so not feeling him but just taggin g along because he is spending.but that tires after sometime shoo I fail to keep up n when guy starts expectic romantics like deep kiss n more. yho that’s when I dissapear.the other time my friend had to lie and said I was in hospital but she could nt think of a illness n said I was dehaydrated.kwaaaaaaa aaaa. this guy would not stop calling but I understand after he paid for 4 of us me n my friends for our trip to Cape Town he probably thought he was were getting somewhere.Anyway I I bumped into him in melrose arch on the 3rd day after the dehaydration call yhooo I wanted to die rite there.

    I remember this one time @ these big church when they have international preachers n prophets ,this lady prayed n everyone was falling so she was pushing me hard n I faked it and fell on the floor as well.

  68. Ms Diva on Wed, 31st Oct 2012 10:01 pm 

    Dehydration I meant.

  69. Lwamkela on Thu, 1st Nov 2012 12:17 am 

    The way my cuzn snores neh it scares the shit out of me. This girl ngathi shz having an orgasm the next thing ngathi shs jst been smashed by a train,next thing ngathi shs gna cry haybo? One would think she’s having a bad dream but No..her man is strong yaz phela ths is nt normal.you would swear thrs a romantic and an africa magic movie playing in her head

  70. Nqobile on Thu, 1st Nov 2012 1:34 am 

    Kwaaah Lwamkela shame bantu at least she doesnt talk in her sleep having intermittent random conversations lol.

  71. thephlyone on Thu, 1st Nov 2012 2:56 am 

    Is it me or is Bonang gradually getting lighter? Hmmmmm

  72. IhateNickiminaj on Thu, 1st Nov 2012 6:06 am 

    Mhhhhhm! @thephlyone I also noticed yaz look at @hlemna_ngubs avatar. Maybe ke zaka or the facial products she’s using.

    I’m a blatant liar :( I’m praying for that,I can see progress lol
    I faked being a virgin when I was with some Venda guy cause he was huge down there and that time I had a Bf n his thingy was not so huge. Imagine!

    All the Best to Unisa students! Much love

  73. bobza on Thu, 1st Nov 2012 8:41 am 

    @HipHopWired: Chris Brown Dresses As An #Arab Terrorist For Halloween, Angers Just About Everybody http://t.co/pk0lgcs6 #news”

  74. dejane on Thu, 1st Nov 2012 10:54 am 

    *waves at Biskiti* o kae moratuwa?!

    I once had a bf, and flirted with some guy I met on twitter. So while visiting bf, my cyber fling sent me a bbm to say he’s on his way to my work to come see (we had never met). I was working night shift.

    There I went lying to bf to tell him I need to rush to work to cover for a friend who didn’t pitch. This friend was supposedly working the shift before mine. I was shocked at myself and felt like such a whore. *smh*

  75. samlicious on Thu, 1st Nov 2012 2:17 pm 

    My cousin that used to work for that bank that all husbanks work for or bank with. She needed time off and faked a funeral. She told her former employers that she was going to EC for a funeral. On Monday she was late for work so she lied about Roadlink buses. Remember at that time when road link was famous for killing people. YHO! her MD called the bus company and all. It was a big deal and she almost got caught. Shame I remember she was so stressed.

  76. snapshot on Thu, 1st Nov 2012 2:43 pm 

    I helped a friend fake his father’s signature so we could buy clothes at Patrick Daniel, but of course they only sold men clothing so i bought Arno shoes. I faked a promisory note at varsity so i can get a room, all thanks to NSFAS it paid everything.

  77. Mapakisha on Thu, 1st Nov 2012 5:55 pm 

    My boyfriend cracks the lamest jokes on earth & is a repeat offender. Like he’ll be on about the same joke for 7 months nje, I fake a smile(laughter is just pushing it).

  78. Occupation on Thu, 1st Nov 2012 9:07 pm 

    faking illness is nothing bandla…
    what about faking a ra ra ra accent… eg.”ok berby im living now” ” can i hurv some bruhkfirst”.

    Mina I faked my references in my lease application form recently….kunzima e Cape Town if you’re looking for decent accommodation. The racism from estate agents can leave you homeless…so i just put all my white colleagues as my references and past landlords. It worked.

  79. Thabure on Fri, 2nd Nov 2012 9:33 am 

    kwaaa @occupation kunzima nyahn e kapa…

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