LEAKED: Euphonik’s Affidavit Brands Bonang A Liar

October 13, 2012 by Just Curious News

Yho… so we received this “sworn affidavit” made by Euphonik on our email yesterday.

He basically denies ever assaulting Bonang, and talks about how they woke up in the same bed and drove to court separately to attend their hearings… he also accuses her of being obsessively jealous, being aggresive and violent when drunk and that they are intimate, together again because she insisted, and she even paid to accompany him to Ibiza, Spain in September 2012.

Read on, these are excerpts from the affidavit:

YHO are these the words of a man who needed to defend himself or is this the truth? We’ll never find out coz the case was withdrawn.

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No wonder Euphonza has been so arrogant abt the entire thing! I just think we’ve all been taken for a ride as ‘fans’. Empathising with her, sim-feel-ela ubuhlungu kanti things are not as they have been presenteed in the public sphere. Even if they beat her again (assuming, they did in fact beat her last time) I don’t think she should expect sympathy. Uzenzile akakhalelwa. Wow. This is bitterly disappointing! I do feel disappointed.

Eyh2Jee on Sat, 13th Oct 2012 10:02 pm

mnxim kuyadlalwa ngabathandi beendaba here.
As long as u*B* says nothing on this matter, except “truer than true” … we’ll just bark & bark till the sun rise…
Poor Solange Mazwai ngempela.

snapshot on Sat, 13th Oct 2012 10:12 pm

So now because somebody leaked an affidavit that is alleged to have been drafted by Euphonick everyone believes that the content is true & Bonang lied. The hypocrisy in this house……

First, this affidavit is badly written, what kind of a person submit such a document that is to determine his life, in this position. Simple f7 would have done the trick. ….wena Euphonic, if le affidavit ibhalwe nguwe, mnaketfu, somculo ngete waba ngummeli, tentele tintfo tibe ncono utfole ummeli, lokulandzelako uyawuvalelwa ngemagama akho, lowabhale wena.

Black_Diamond on Sat, 13th Oct 2012 10:21 pm

OMG!Ntsiki must be feeling…

shybear on Sat, 13th Oct 2012 10:23 pm

this is y i dnt like getting involved in other couples issues, i dnt give advises or take sides i just listen. Most women ba gafishwa ke lerato, 2day wa lla, 2moro shes back into the abuser arms, sometimes they come to u crying 4advise bt they never take it. Bo ntsiki ba shetje maakeng, ditaba ke tja babedi

Kadeeja B on Sat, 13th Oct 2012 10:24 pm

At the end of da day Euphonik was gonna defend himself. Bonang n Euphonik are da ones who know da truth. I don’t think Bonang was lying about everything. Can we just ignore dem n pretend we didn’t see this coz yerr its dragged 4 long n we’ve put so much energy discussin it. *sigh*

Black_Diamond on Sat, 13th Oct 2012 10:27 pm

This though,if its true my bp is getting HIGHER!You dont play with your fans like this B*,you just DON’T!So many peeps look up to you and you go ahead and do this. Ye ke disappointment ka high grade! MXM

Black_Diamond on Sat, 13th Oct 2012 10:29 pm

O bolela nnete shybear,ditaba ke tsa batho ba babedi.#As I wash my hands#

@FrancyNkonyane on Sat, 13th Oct 2012 10:31 pm

I somehow don’t care about these two.

Russian_Duchess on Sat, 13th Oct 2012 10:54 pm

But this document has so many grammatical and spelling errors… Is it an official document vele?

bongi on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 12:04 am

I believe euphonik. Bonang is a liar and is crazy. Its true on wht they say: you may have all the riches, but akathando you will never be happy.

noma4 on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 12:41 am

before y’all say Euphonik is lying go through Bonang’s instagram there is a pic of her laying next to a dark skinned guy in browish shorts then SAME DAY Euphonik instagrams himself in the SAME pair of shorts as the guy in B*’s pic, coincidence? i dont think so ciao

Ms Android on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 12:56 am

So we* do not know whether this is true or not?
Anyway deathby the applicant shouting at the balcony. Why ezijongisa ngabamelwane?

Applepurple on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 3:54 am

*walks past*

akhona on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 6:18 am

YHO!

Soccerbabe on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 6:43 am

He banna!!! B does seem imbalanced though I must say. Dropping the charges or settling the matter out of court is a sign, what was she afraid of coz she knew she had support from masses of South Africans as we totally against women abuse. This little liar B saw that her tiny ass will be exposed and as for Euphonza I can’t help but wonder how B then got those bruises. Izindaba zababili azingenwa nyani. Now if they have rekindled their wat wat where does that leave Swazi Tshabalala?

sweetbabe on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 7:07 am

I think this man inamanga, he will do and say anything to protect himself, I doubt ukuthi uBonang wazishaya,

FunkyFK on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 7:12 am

Ja neh, izindaba zababili azingenwa. I was shocked to see them arriving at Nambitha, vilakazi street in a black Jeep, 23rd September. They were so much in love.

Nandisile on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 7:55 am

So… ‘we’ were happy for Rihanna getting back with her abuser Chris Brown ”they were meant to be together”.

But Bonang ‘we’ say she deserved it, she is a psycho etc when she goes back to her alleged abuser?

I’m just trying to understand.

Nandisile on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 8:08 am

Also, if what this badly-written affidavit says is true (euphonik pls fire your lawyer and hire @snapshot), why does HE keep going back to her??

If she allegedly domestically abuses him too, and ‘lies’ to a court about it, why would you want to be in a rship with a person like that? Hhayi only Bonang, Euphonik and Fresh know.

Babyluv on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 8:12 am

@nandisile i think its because people liked riri n cb as a couple, but peeps thot mini loaf n bee were an awkward couple, mini loaf not good enough for the Queen. I believe Euphonza beat her up many times but this time her friends n family pressurised her to her to report it. And then she went back to him (which is not unusual for some 1 who has been abused) because uyamthanda (i have a friend who is like that and she even had a baby)

Miss T on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 8:28 am

The difference between CB & Mini loaf is that, CB owned up to what he did while Mini loaf still insists his innocent.
That is what’s different.

Jellytot on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 8:38 am

Bonang I still love you. Your work is still amazing but obviously your personal life is a mess, that’s ok because no one is perfect. And if you are indeed crazy why does euphonik keep coming back to you? (by the way he is a man whore anyway)

Nandisile on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 8:40 am

@babyluv But if this so-called queen is too good for him, why she keep chasing him?! Nam i believe the first time everyone hears abt it is not the first time it’s happened.

I am questioning our reactions more tho, a blogger said she cried tears of joy when Rih and Chris reunited, why? Then B is crazy for reuniting with E? Kanjani? And why do we immediately believe the man’s side? I’m really just asking hey.

If they’re both ok with being abused/lied about by the other, then…

Nandisile on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 8:50 am

@miss t true, i hear you.

zara on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 9:46 am

I did say It though! Bonang has plenty of screws missing up in her head

OhSoStunning on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 10:26 am

Tjo *claps once* I have never!!

Luyah on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 10:37 am

If Bonang is really bk with Euphonik, then ill believe this affidavit. Until then, both of them r liars

bongi on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 11:11 am

At nandisile tht blogger who cried when chrihanna is me, Bongi. Yes i was happy when they got back together, bcoz rihanna reported chris when he beat her, he owned up, paid his dues. Rihanna didnt lay a charge and and said truer then true when she was asked about it, she sticked by her story. I said bonang is crazy for lettin the masses believe tht euphonik beat and later settled out of court, and now we see with affidavit stating a different story, u crazy finish and klaar.

Jellytot on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 11:19 am

But bonang never sat down and did an interview about the abuse, so what exactly does she owe any of us. She laid a charge in her own personal capacity. So who exactly is she lying to? This is between her, euphonik and the courts

TreyScriptures on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 11:19 am

@Nandisile, I get where you’re coming from regarding some bloggers who contradict what they say today, and what they’ll say next week. But let’s get over that. No matter how much we are to analyze Bonang and Eu, if they want to be together today and apart tomorrow and back together the next, let it be so. These yo-yo’ing type of relationships personally bore me anyway. As “unstable” as Bonang might be, a lot of us women relate. Okay, I’ll speak for myself, cause there are women who accept whatever is brought to the table. Euphonik is a whimp, he was obviously gathering evidence with the aftermath. They should both just move on. Isn’t euphonik engaged by the way? Why are women so desperate for marriage anyway? Seems the abuse is worse in marriage. I don’t want a permanent duck face thanks

Miranda on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 11:50 am

oh so stunning o teng?? Just checking

daisy999 on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 12:15 pm

bonang is loved by the public and also refers herself as “queen b*”.. she is not a queen, evn if she was queens arent clean.. they also av problems at home.. bonang isnt perfect.. i do believe she is an obsessive psychopath, that is just attention seeking.. chek out her instagram and see nje.. everything is her n her “boo”.. demmet bonag.. i know u r reading this nw.. get a fucken life.. u r playing with pplz emotions ngoba abantu really did empathize with you!!

@noma4 i also saw that plus mika stephano even asked bonang who the guy was and bonang answered so harsh

guccifab1 on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 12:15 pm

Bonangs personal life is a mess..she should try being single..

sparrow on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 1:55 pm

I will never look at this girl the same way again, she made me lose complete interest in everything euphonic does, kante she’s busy deceiveing us, poor boy, sorry for insulting eufonik,this bonang woman is a real psycho,i am now convienced that she smokes dagga.

Zabe on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 1:56 pm

Poor bonang. Uyabona what goes down when u try and manipulate the media and your fans so u can appear as a victim? You dont own the media babe and your fans are humans who also get fed up with your stunts. You started this now go ahead and finish it. Goodluck “queen” b, uzaba strong nhe

sparrow on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 1:58 pm

To think that i poured my heart out to her.smh

Letebele on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 2:38 pm

Mare its obvious from her failed friendships that she’s not all proper upstairs.

BGT on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 3:33 pm

Guys, this statement serves the primary purpose of protecting/defending Euphonik and his brand. Why are people assuming it’s the gospel truth? Sworn or otherwise it’s a STATEMENT qha.

Cnglema on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 3:48 pm

I still feel sorry for her shem! uyasithanda esisinqamfu esingamfuniyo – even paying for his IBIZA trip?asoze! I still dont believe anything written by that arrogant-nyinyithekayo excuse for a man.

snapshot on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 3:56 pm

@Nandisile on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 8:08 am

Also, if what this badly-written affidavit says is true (euphonik pls fire your lawyer and hire @snapshot), why does HE keep going back to her??

i can slap this one if he becomes my client. Angihlangani nabobhayizani.

happy sunday bloggers……..i feel love for all of you

amyoli on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 4:00 pm

SO WHY IS MINILOAF STILL WITH HER IF SHE IS SUCH A PSYCHOPATH?
IF HE IS SO SANE WHY BE INTIMATE WITH A WOMAN WHO HAS A CHARGE AGAINST HIM? i dont think Bonang is the only crazy person here

TreyScriptures on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 4:02 pm

Wow maBloggers, who’s being “judgemental” now? Leave your girl B alone, before “alitlatlamola* (sp) bonang voice

Cnglema on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 4:24 pm

cant wait to see the comments ngomso – kuzobanzima straight!B ubestrong sisi as you read this latest development, this shall pass too!

Babyluv on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 5:16 pm

Amyoli nami i agree with you. And this statement wasnt leaked mini loaf sent it. I think EUPHONIK Themba Nkosi wamshaya u-QUEEN B* Bonang Matheba but then wam sweet talker so that she drops the case. Now that shes dropped the case uyaprutshuluka okwenyoka. He will beat her up again like CB will shaya Riri

bumbum on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 6:53 pm

These two are our own Riri and Chris, bashoda ngo Khariwenja to seal the deal.

Soccerbabe on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 8:04 pm

Hahaha Bum bum ungiqedelani ngeSunday engaka? Khariwenja ukhona nje nowabo uSwazi Tshabalala tltltltl

Fab Tee on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 10:47 pm

hayi this story just doesnt add up!..eyababini ayingenwa inene!

dejane on Sun, 14th Oct 2012 11:19 pm

But this is hectic. Pretty much explains why he was so chilled about this whole thing! Wonder what Ntsiki thinks of this… Ai this is far too complex. If this is love then I can assume that love makes us do stupid and crazy things.

Where does this leave Swazi? Maybe she broke up le Minnie loaf. Any sane woman would. Ai all I can say is let’s them be. We’ve all done silly things in the name of ‘love’. I shall refrain from passing judgment where these two are involved.

Lela on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:23 am

LOL @Cnglema,molo ntombi.

Bonang yena cacile ba uyagula kodwa naye ke uMini Loaf akaphilanga ncam. But ke eyababini ayingenwa!

Nandisile on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:31 am

@bongi ok thanks, it felt like a double standard but i see what you mean about owning up and paying dues by chris

@snapshot ngyaxolisa ngyaksukela ngempela! Too good for a client like that

@sparrow lol do you know bonang, you poured your heart out to her..?!

I think people are forgetting an affidavit does not mean it’s fact.. Just another person’s side of the story. Anyway, ya ingathi they belong together.

Just reminds me of why i never envy these twelebs/celebs etc. They may have ‘fab lives’, nice cars, overseas holidays, fake Louboutins etc kodwa they are so unhappy & insecure & possibly being beaten by the man that says they love them. #nothanks

sparrow on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 6:06 am

@nandi-yes i do hun.re itsane sentle thata hela.

bumbum on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 6:27 am

@Sparrow I hope she wasn’t crying ice cubes, like the rest of the abused women. They cry today and tomorrow they are “friend”, item than we hear they are getting married and end up doing the duck pose for the love of being relevant. Its such a messed up world hey!

Morning JC

@Ntombi I sent you mail izolo, I tried choosing pics that shows the dress angazi ke kuthi zi right na

Silvio on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 8:16 am

iyoh!!!!

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 8:19 am

*sigh* Euphonik is lying man, he’s only trying trying to save his behind nje that’s all! maybe some of the things he mentioned are true mara he’s a liar.

Mrs_Marv on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 8:26 am

there is more to B than the public knows, i did say before it started that there is still more to come..

jackie on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 8:26 am

things that makes me go TJO! ayaya

Gloss on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 8:27 am

Hello everybody. Finally got my login details.

Love-uthando-Lerato-Amor-
Could somebody who’s been in a similar situation advise me. Its really bad

I broke up with my ex boyfriend in February, well yena he broke up with me due to trust issues. To this day I can’t help but cry about it. I still love him and the thought of him being with somebody else doesn’t go down well with me. I’ve thought the worst things I never thought I would. I just want him back and he just hates my guts. If I was to see him with somebody else, I’m afraid I’d hurt the poor girl I don’t know if sangomas work. Could they help? Please don’t judge me.

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 8:33 am

This is whats up! we been going on about this for a while now; Bonang bought herself a ticket so she could go to Ibiza(to accompany Euphonza); Bonang drives the relationship! She is the loony bin and Themba has to be cautious lest she brings him down too!

Your Girl B needs to be single for a little while!

Blaque Butterfly on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 8:45 am

Bonang thinks ke Riri, the bubble she lives she must just pop it..

Jellytot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 8:56 am

Someone help me to understand (maybe a man can answer this)
If you were euphonik, why would still be with the crazy girl. why wouldnt you get a protection order against her if she was being stalkerish following you everywhere?????

Why are you still having sex with the crazy girl, why are you still going places with her.

i reiterate, clearly they are both crazy then

Blaque Butterfly on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 8:59 am

@Gloss just walk away lala y would u wanna be with someone that hates your guts and would u be entirely happy with him knowing u rica’d him ka di sangoma, I know its cliche but with time it will be better try to channel your energies somewhere else…

Pana on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:00 am

off topic, Euphonik needs to change his signature otherwise he’ll never be wealthy. thats a centenair signature

Raquel on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:04 am

What happened to the Swazi gal that Euphonik ‘paid’ Lobola for? Wasn’t it reported that B* has always been the side chick? *confused*

Bonang is not ok upstairs and it actually shows. She paints a picture of this ‘perfect happy life’ just to cover up what’s eating her inside. This is why most if not all her ‘Girls’ have walked out of their friendship because she abuses them too. Even her gay friends talk about her behind her back. She really needs to calm down and ask for help before it’s too late. She is a talented girl, but if she is not careful she will lose everything. *think V Mash*

Nokxie on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:12 am

I like this part

“I put my arms up around my head to deflect her blows and it is possible that whilst I was protecting myself in this mannaer tha the Applicant may have been hurt”

ROTFLMFAO

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:14 am

sigh. why don’t i have energy for this article..? oh wait, it bores me now. but i’ll just kp reading comments waiting for y’all to digress.

Nokxie on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:17 am

Then Claro (tweleb) got a beatdown from Cashtime’s Smashis at ALS apparently

fabulicious on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:22 am

@monei I have the same hopes, otherwise its gonna be a looooooong monday!

Can we discuss Sunday World? Drum? Anything!
I’m so bored I can even listen to @zenzy’s ex boyfriend tales today..ish

Shera on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:25 am

Mncf!!!!

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:28 am

heeeee now signatures makes people rich? i have had it all! signature vs initial by the way…
Nokxei enklek what happened?

TreyScriptures on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:28 am

@nokxie, who are those ppl and why were they fighting?

guccifab1 on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:30 am

Morning guys! Pls help..I’m dating a guy in prison he’s sentenced to 5yrs he’s served 2 left with 3..iv waited for him but now I can’t wait any longer I have sexual needs phela and I’m so close to cheating,the thing is he still takes care of me even though he’s in there financially that is..I feel so bad..should I just cheat? Coz he won’t find out

Vesa on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:30 am

Mara what was Kim thinking wearing this ye?

http://necolebitchie.com/

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:31 am

yay@nokxie. digression!

Smash is the light Cashtime boy neh? and what makes Claro a tweleb?

Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:31 am

JG, where are you?

Somebody needs to be named and shamed hehehehehe

TreyScriptures on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:32 am

Kamza
Had vs heard

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:32 am

Gloss Gloss Gloss, u need to move on with your life dear. find yourself a man/woman even if its for rebound you will be fine.. the only reason you want that guy back is because he broke up with you and not the other way around. what do u want a sangoma for?

TreyScriptures on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:33 am

Kamza
Had vs heard

Forgot to explain origin: h-EAR-d h-EAR (involves the EAR) I just made it simple for you @Kamza pleasure

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:34 am

@Vesa i dnt know what that look is. the skirt is soo ill-fitting! anyways, i do love her heels! saw a mag, i think glamour, had a shoot with various metallic shoes that looked like that frm Mr Price for R140 fela. taba ke go re ke tshaba ditlhako tsa ko Mr P. anyone had experience with them? i suspect discomfort,china shoe smelling and fast wear and tear. but that’s just my fear.

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:34 am

kwaaaaaaaaaa Trey mxm

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:35 am

Let me correct that, ke tshaba di-heel tsa ko Mr P. i know/own/have had sandles, flip flops and pumps frm there.

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:35 am

#deathby silent bloggers making JC ssis dolly lol. BS, where is Uncle Mablerh mara? his services are needed tlhe!

Vesa on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:37 am

JG, where are you?

Somebody needs to be named and shamed hehehehehe
@ntombi…..iza nazo tu! I’m liking this name & shame y’all are doing here lately.

@Monei….the skirt is see through, her ass is out there for all to see? Bathong

True-self on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:39 am

Moving right along, twitter was a buzz this weekend with all the celeb blast from the past from kuli n her friends tjo it kept me entertained.Anyway who’s excited about jc pary, who will attend?

TreyScriptures on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:39 am

@Guccifab, you’re also the gintsa brigade?

What’s with you ladies dating criminals? I can’t take a man like that serious romantically. Guccifab, why is your man in prison? And yip, go ahead and cheat, he is probably having anal sex so nawe go enjoy

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:40 am

LMAO *walks to avalon*

bumbum on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:41 am

@Monie I have heels from Mnumzane, some are comfortable some are not and so are the heels from Rage, Edgars, Truworths etc. I don’t know about the smell and ukuhlephuka

Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:43 am

I need JG top do it, he does it better. Somebody wants to name and shame this person but they cant log in so JG come back

Fezzy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:44 am

@Ntombi…do the naming and shaming yourself. JG is just looking for names for his candidates list. There will be no naming and shaming from him.

@Gucci…u’ve waited for 2yrs already? U strong yazi.
What is he in prison for?
I cannot date a criminal shame, Im sorry.

Vesa on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:45 am

@guccifab1…..you are a brave gal dating someone in prison.
Whenever I think of a man in prison, I think of anal sex that happen there. I know i could be wrong and not all of them engage in such, but I can’t help it

Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:46 am

JC Party??? hehehehe, when and where

BlindFold on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:46 am

@Guccifab…they said you do not dump Legintsa, wait for him to come out unless you want to die.

guccifab1 on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:49 am

He’s in there for fraud and an unlicensed fire arm

Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:51 am

Heheheh ok will just copy the email as is ne!!!

Hey,

The guy’s name is Stan…lives in sunninghill…..he’s got portugese roots, very light in complexion…kinda looks like phat joe (the american one), he’s in mining and he drove a silver Range rover with registration: Stan 01 GP and a peugot convertible. He loves clubbing and if he’s really into you…he will treat you like a queen shem…I can’t fault him on that
Sent via my BlackBerry from Vodacom – let your email find you!

anybody knows this Stan? aparently he is a womaniser of note and they just wanted to warn the ladies about this Stan

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:51 am

morning bloggers, first asicale ngondodakazi u@Gloss here is the number to the sangoma nana 011 8835299 let me know masewuncedakele ne.

second sincede u @guccifab1, nana why is your bf in jail, is it an issue of unlawful imprisonment or kanjani, care to give us the details…..let me just say, cheat ne and know that after 3years when brother man comes out, he will your cheating buddy and go back for life. In all cheat all you want, that one shall remain in prison nje

who is next for uncedo

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:53 am

@Ntombi is this part of the infor about Stan “Sent via my BlackBerry from Vodacom – let your email find you!”

Let bloggers find you Stan

Vesa on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:54 am

JC Party??? hehehehe, when and where

@ntombi….details will be posted soon. JC is turning 3 in Nov.

I need JG top do it, he does it better. Somebody wants to name and shame this person but they cant log in so JG come back
JG is not here hle? Give us the names, maybe we can do that

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:54 am

@guccifab1 “He’s in there for fraud and an unlicensed fire arm” yoyoyoy you are dead my friend, you gonna be a mince meat tjo! nibathathaphi labafana abanje kodwa…….

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:55 am

i will wait for bloggers to decipher the codes provided by @ntombi, when you done let me know i will give my own codes. #TeamExposeSferb

Vesa on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:58 am

hahahahah! I’ve seen that Stan 01 GP Range in the Sunninghill/ Paulshof/ Fourways area. Never paid attention to the driver….

Fezzy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:58 am

Fraud and an unlicenced fire arm? Ayi othi ngithule ngisabela impilo yami.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 9:59 am

Snapshot do you know the #Sferb

Miranda on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:06 am

@ GucciFab….Bazuka you say? If he is still taking care of you financially, it means wa go batla ga etswa fa. He is going to shoot you . Please dumb him first?

Quick question Bloggers: how are we going to know if an active blogger has passed away?

bumbum on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:09 am

Tjo@Miranda, what a question. I think most of the time we won’t know. Unless you have a friend that is a blogger too.

Vesa on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:10 am

Quick question Bloggers: how are we going to know if an active blogger has passed away?

@Miranda….some of the bloggers here know one another personally and we also know the usernames. I don’t know how we’ll know about about the ones that are “lone rangers”

Miss T on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:10 am

There’s a blogger here last week going on abt her Angolan man. My side dish is also Angolan, so just to be clear ukuthi its not da same guy, what does ur man do?

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:12 am

@bumbum, thanks. i guess, i’ll only know once i have them. and these other shops r taking long to get rid of this colour-blocking overkill.

@trey, i decided in my head that Guccifab’s man is a white-collar criminal. mara i wud also like to know. esp coz if ke legintsa, he wud have ppl watching u o feba.

TreyScriptures on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:13 am

@Monei, don’t even think about buying shoes from bo Mr P and Legit. For one, every low budget pam, mariah and heather be wearing them, and its not quality jst quantity.

I bought a black pair of stiletto’s at Mr Price once and there I was looking “dashing”. I went to “The Bank” this one night and my goodness, I walked out of the club to go change into my driving slippers because my feet had spasms, I took them off by the door and walked bare footed to my vehicle. I thought my walking days were over, I was temporarily disabled I swear. So yes, I’ve clubbed wearing slippers and I was allowed. Very comfortable experience

bumbum on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:14 am

@Vesa I’m one of the “Lone R” angithi there are no bloggers who are from Richardsbay or bakhona they don’t want us to do coffee and that maga muffin they serve @ Mugg and Bean

fufu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:17 am

i know a lady who has such a relationship,this girl uthole this guy kuma social networks he was in jail already when they started their thing.the guy is demanding ama grocery list awenzayo.smh

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:18 am

@Miranda if i die you will definitely know so relax ……..and FYI Lolo is not dead just being herself nje

o she said i must tell you that she stopped blogging cos you guys were sulking up to her, you stopped challenging her, you gave idiotic and stupid arguments and your advices were one sided, biased and dependent to who.

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:22 am

@Ntombi i know the car not the driver……

on other news, so this weekend i got bored and started browsing the net, did you guys know that there is “Fuckbook” yes fuckbook, hehehe the things there, hai shem i couldn’t stop browsing…..

then i realised that fuckbook doesn’t have much of my mzansi peeps so i googled mzansi peeps in that line, tjo tjo tjo! my discovery….there is a website where you can just register, ladies is free, and you get a man to have sex with….i started praying in tongues, i could feel the holy spirit moving away, pick a sex partner, kodwa lelizwe selabanjani….. Jesu uyabuya i am telling you

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:23 am

@snapshot, tell her we are awaiting the launch of her book. the one she claims she lied about. and we hope upasile. whatever she was studying. phela JC is full of bright sparks and cum laudes.

Shera on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:23 am

@Miranda…i think there’re bloggers that know each other…and thn there are those who don’t…so if ur looking for some1 perhaps BS can help abheke kwi database/server and check the last tym that person had logged in…

bongi on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:25 am

@ Miranda: about me: im in contact with some of the bloggers, within a hour of my death, JC will be notified..probally blog from heaven.

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:27 am

what if some people are just settling scores? the guy is not a sferb or anything like that but umntu undliwe now she is bitter because guy is onto the next fresh one!

@Vesa Kim K is crazy her ass is almost on the floor! i mean her ass aint even well shaped gosh!

Vesa on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:28 am

@fufu……I know a lot of ladies that work/ worked at Unisa who still/ used to date prisoners. They got them when the prisoners would call for registration queiries during registration period. The ladies would like the voice on the other end, and they would start chatting and soon ba besoeka…ko Pta Maximum prison.

And sometimes the prison warders would sneak out the prisoners, so they could go and spend time with their ladies.

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:29 am

@snappy you have a way of changing people’s statements ne? Is it the lawyer in you ?

Vesa on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:29 am

what if some people are just settling scores? the guy is not a sferb or anything like that but umntu undliwe now she is bitter because guy is onto the next fresh one!

@zara….eish, that too hey!!!

bumbum on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:30 am

My fellow bloggers what was or is happening @ Dameline? I just opened my TV kanti isiyaphela i3rd Degree.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:30 am

This though!!! hahahahaha

Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:31 am

what if some people are just settling scores? the guy is not a sferb or anything like that but umntu undliwe now she is bitter because guy is onto the next fresh one!

Eish ya ne!!! lol

bongi on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:36 am

@ bumbum you can be friends with me; then ill come visit that side.

Blaque Butterfly on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:42 am

Iyoo @Guccifab you depriving yourself coz of a chocolate box that’s already melted by now??? Go get yourself some lala lifes too short to deprive yourself ka nntho se monate…

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:48 am

i mean trying to tarnish Lelo’s blog with these supposedly exposes saying these people are sferbs? can we not just go with the flow; maybe if there is a sferb up on the post discussed not this whole thing of people coming on here to say i have a sferb to expose! now there is a guy called Stan the person doesnt even know this Stan’s last name never mind his full name!

Little Jezebels also want to be treated like queens; your time came and went! Lets be real here

Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:52 am

Has anybody seen taken 2, is it nice as the first one?

Vesa on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:57 am

Little Jezebels also want to be treated like queens; your time came and went! Lets be real here

Kwaaaa!!! Sivile @zara…..no more exposing ne gals

bongi on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 10:58 am

@ Ntombi i have taken 2 – copy from neighbour but is badly taped. Didnt watch it. What is taken 1 and taken 2 about?

bumbum on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:00 am

@Ntombi me and my selective reading, here I was thinking you were saying Takers 2 besengijabulile. I also loved Taken. Is it in cinema?

Fezzy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:01 am

Wuuuuu Zara uzoba strong yazi. We do a lot of bad things here and u only notice this one that its going to tarnish Lelo’s blog? #TeamExposeASferb. Dankie

*prays that they dont expose my sferb*

Fezzy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:02 am

So a tweleb was beaten nge weekend? Ziyadelela these twelebs, its fun and games when u still hiding behind your BB Curve…..

bumbum on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:03 am

@Bongi hhai ndiyavuya lol.

Miss T on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:04 am

Bashaye bani? @Fezzy

Fezzy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:08 am

Hahahahah….I cant wait for the JC party yazi. Its just blogging until ubuzwa ukuthi masimba mani lawa obuwasho ku Anything goes?

Ngiyadlala…I am not going to that party shem.

TreyScriptures on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:11 am

I agree @Zara. If people come “expose” they must have facts. This: there’s a guy named Tshepo, who stays in JHB, he drives a Black merc, Tshepo GP, apparently his a sferb. Like really? And how Ironic -_-

For all we know Tshepo bumped in to you one night at Taboo, shagged you in his car, maybe bought you what you requested to drink at the club that night “queen treatment” smh, exchanged numbers which he later avoids cause he’s in “meetings” all day, and you happened to bump into him again ko Taboo, but this time with another girl who’ll be experiencing exactly what you did. And the vicious cycle continues. Let Tshepo be, he’s just working and f**king. He’s black merc and fourways apartment/house won’t belong to you, even if he tells you otherwise. He knows what you want to hear, after he’s come enough to his satisfaction, its toodles to ya b*tches *weezy voice*

Fezzy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:11 am

A tweleb abathi uClaro. Ushaywe i member ye Cashtime Fam ngalokukudelela ku twitter forgeting that the world is small.

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:12 am

HAHAHAHAHAHa ! kudala niyfuna leParty hahahahaha hamba Fezzy

IamJustPS on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:13 am

“…My fellow bloggers what was or is happening @ Dameline? I just opened my TV kanti isiyaphela i3rd Degree..”

Bumbum how did you open your tv and what did you find inside? *RUNS*

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:18 am

lmaoooooooooooooooooooo @IamJustPS

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:20 am

manje @Zara what are you talking about, which words did i change, for some reasons i knew i will be hearing from you this week. Isho mama kaTye, did i change your words or Lolo’s words. If i did, its cos i wanted to change it to sound so good. Otherwise no harm intended.

Ok so today is TeamExposeStan and Zara comes out in defence of Lelo’s blog…….

Seeing that i haven’t exposed anyone yet i will just shake my head, smile and move on

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:24 am

lol justps death!

TreyScriptures on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:24 am

Fezzy shame, such a poor soul. These “threats” bandla, to this day? Aauw skepsel. FYI, if you ever see me walking by, come and tear me apart. Habouring malicious feelings isn’t good for your health muntu om’dala. I just want you to feel better about yourself. That’s all.

Anyway onto less frivolous things, when’s the JC party and where? And no, I won’t be walking around with bodyguards, I’ll be singling and mingling.

bumbum on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:24 am

@IamJustPS ngizokubamba kwi JC party wena lol

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:27 am

Morning family!!!!

Smang-mang Warona on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:27 am

Hi @Zara – “mean trying to tarnish Lelo’s blog with these supposedly exposes” vs “supposed exposes” lol! Ho monate… tltltl

Anyway.. Someone said that it makes NO sense why Euphonik himself would keep going back to B if she is abusive and crazy. Co what-what to that! And di expose tsa these “sferbs” must be backed up by a short story that clearly illustrates how this supposed “sferb” did you wrong, otherwise we can assume gore le wena you are just a bitter jezebel who got erased and replaced and are now starting to display Queen B loony tendencies because it is hard to let go of that totolozi you thought you had on lock down.. I thank you.

Fezzy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:29 am

Haaaaa Trey kunzima ukuthi uphume kimi neh? I syour name Claro? I wudnt be surprised, u have shims tendencies.
Phuma kimi please angizelanga wena la. Please I beg u.

@Zara…ngiyaya eJC party shem. I will rocking a shiny Zanele Mbokazi e lime ngenkani.

LadyMillion on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:30 am

“…My fellow bloggers what was or is happening @ Dameline? I just opened my TV kanti isiyaphela i3rd Degree..”

Bumbum how did you open your tv and what did you find inside? *RUNS*

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:31 am

kodwa let me just say xxxxxxxxxx, drives Audi A4, lives in Montana, works at the department of Energy, deputy director- National Authority CDM office in Pretoria, studied at the University of Venda,………does it sound like i don’t know this person, does it sound like i was a cumdish……….(name ommitted to protect the identity of the person)

few weeks ago, i asked about a certain Sibusiso Nkabinde, i clearly indicated that i don’t know the chap i only have a pic which was forwarded by a certain mzalwane.

i think i support the notion not to expose God fearing people under the guise of being Sferbs of note unless there is anything of value you want us to learn.

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:33 am

JC party???

TreyScriptures on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:34 am

And no they weren’t fighting about twitter (childish). On that note is there nothing more relevant to discuss?

Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:34 am

Some of you guys are just scared that your men will be exposed hahahahahahaha Yes/No/Maybe???
Lol!!! hoping mine wont make it to JC lol

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:35 am

@smangsmang read my context first mistress!

Vesa on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:35 am

@Zara…ngiyaya eJC party shem. I will rocking a shiny Zanele Mbokazi e lime ngenkani.

uqalile wena Fezzy! Don’t remind us of the green hulk dress saga tu! We’ve been well behaved lately

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:36 am

@Smang-mang Warona on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:27 am

Hi @Zara – “mean trying to tarnish Lelo’s blog with these supposedly exposes” vs “supposed exposes” lol! Ho monate… tltltl

Zara’s english is very much correct nana “supposedly” unless you want Trey to give you the originality of the adverb.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:37 am

Guys I dont know this Stan ne!!! do not shoot the messenger hawu

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:38 am

Some of you guys are just scared that your men will be exposed hahahahahahaha Yes/No/Maybe???
Lol!!! hoping mine wont make it to JC lol

i for one am not scared but dont we want our JC to be known for delivering juicy gossip not for some malicious intentions!

IamJustPS on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:38 am

kwaaaaaaaaaa @bumbum i’m not in Joburg,so no JC Party for me…….Hade Mabebeza

Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:41 am

@ Zara that was a joke note the lol’s

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:48 am

LOL, bumbum as seen on twitter: “i rebuke your typo in the name of #Damelin” tltltltltlt
they offering courses they are not registered for with Umalusi and if you happen to do that course your qualification will be useless when you are done.

Smang-mang Warona on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:53 am

Queen of England Zara (le peanut gallery), that was bad English. Full stop. Anyway, lighten up miss, I wasn’t claiming to be perfect myself. Just teasing.. Moving right along..

Fezzy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:55 am

Hheyi ngaze ngavelelwa ilengane webakithi.
I wouldnt know what Claro and Ntoz were fighting over hey. Wuwe ofana noClaro no its expected ukuthi wazi istory kahle. Mina I take what I read on Twira.

Fezzy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:56 am

no=so

Jellytot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:58 am

*Leans back and sips on true beauty*
*Pops a duromine for control*

fabulicious on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:01 pm

Just when I was starting to enjoy the comments someone comes and discusses u Loaf omncane no Kisskiss all over again, I give up!

Fezzy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:01 pm

Kwaaaaaaa jellytot…u are sick!
“*Leans back and sips on true beauty*
*Pops a duromine for control*”

LadyMillion on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:03 pm

So this affidavit was LICKED

Miss T on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:03 pm

Lol @Jellytots

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:04 pm

*Leans back and sips on true beauty*
*Pops a duromine for control* <————- kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa JELLYTOT

sweetness on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:05 pm

Hello, happy Monday bloggers…

Am I the only one who gets annoyed when a blogger copies another bloggers entire comment, just to say “TJOE” at the end… Like now I get all confused reading the same comment twice…

Gloss on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:05 pm

Moving on is a story I was avoiding. Seems I just should. Snapshot now I’m looking for the perfect candidate, want to help me with that?

LadyMillion on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:08 pm

Hello, happy Monday bloggers…

Am I the only one who gets annoyed when a blogger copies another bloggers entire comment, just to say “TJOE” at the end… Like now I get all confused reading the same comment twice…

TJOE!

MyThoughts on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:08 pm

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:09 pm

I’m with smangmang@snapshot. there is a grammatical error in Zara’s supposedly “very much correct” sermon.

fabulicious on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:09 pm

Yazi guys I like Kiki ne, as I do other ppl who seem to have good hearts but this other day I’m commenting (or replying to something)on her timeline and she probably misred or misunderstood what my comment was about, instead of asking she responds and says “EXCUSE YOU!!!!???” (Wtf)
I was SO put off shem sisi yazi I really hate (dislike) ppl with Diva tendencies….

#teamExpose

MyThoughts on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:09 pm

LadyMillion hle!!! LOL

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:10 pm

Hello, happy Monday bloggers…

Am I the only one who gets annoyed when a blogger copies another bloggers entire comment, just to say “TJOE” at the end… Like now I get all confused reading the same comment twice

LOL

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:13 pm

@sweetness, le nna sumtyms it throws me off.

anyways, nna i enjoy this expose the bastard thing. i’m just hoping i will actually know one of the dudes one day. it will seem juicier if i do.tltltltl.
mara recommendation ya sum1 in comments above ya a lil context tu. like those lil love stories tsa the wedding pics tsa sowetanlive.

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:14 pm

heck we cud throw in a lovely twist and also dedicate some space to all the good lovers…? how about that?

like once the not-silent-anymore blogger moves on frm her ex she can share his name and how good he was to her.too soon? yes? no? ok.

Fezzy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:14 pm

Askies Fabulicious kodwa u are not a celebrity. Kiki doesnt like non celebrities.

Futhi u ignored me last week mangithi drop me a mail.

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:16 pm

@fabu, what did u say to her? sifun’ukwazi full story.

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:22 pm

hahahahahaa @kiki tendencies! Please help @Monei we are all here to learn! whats my grammatical error?

Askies hle for copying and pasting tendencies

Soccerbabe on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:38 pm

offtopic, if a person is preggers how long does it take before they show?

bongi on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:39 pm

@ fabulicious i love u Kiki but hey when i went through her timeline- yoooo uyaphoxa usisi vha…and uLelo naye uyaphoxa.

lamarOdom on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:40 pm

Fabu, Kiki did that to me on facebook. I couldnt believe that its the same JC Kiki, ndavele ndakhexa when I think of how hurt I was when Lolo said bad things about her looks. But ke I let it go and gave her another chance just because she is a Gemini.

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:40 pm

Good morning class.

JC Class: Good morning teecha!

Zara: Ma’am, what is wrong with this sentence?
“i mean trying to tarnish Lelo’s blog with these supposedly exposes saying these people are sferbs?”

Smang-mangwarona: duh!“mean trying to tarnish Lelo’s blog with these supposedly exposes” vs “supposed exposes” lol!

Snapshot: hayi suka wena Smang-mang, zara o right.supposedly is an adverb (see it precedes the verd exposes) or kanjani Trey

*Trey looks at them, then carries on filing her nails*

Teecha:

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:41 pm

*verb. kwaaaaaaa!

bongi on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:41 pm

@ soccerbabes its depends sisi..mna i have inteshe so by 3 months i already look like 7 months…i know people who doesn’t show at all until last day.

dessert on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:42 pm

@fabu i unfollowed kiki on twitter ngoba ndiyamthanda and i dont want that to change.

lamarOdom on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:48 pm

People must not sit on the fence here, according to me there are so many things that are said here that I feel could cost Lelo her beautiful blog. One example: Some people always find a way to say something about Melody and her friends(+LuloCafe), no matter what the blog is about. If its ok to name and shame those who have thunder thighs then let it be with everything else. Lelo has a desclaimer for sure, saying what you write here are not her opinions and she cannot be liable.

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:54 pm

Teecha: yes Snappy u r right that supposedly is an adverb and the reason why. however Smangmang’s correction is also right as it turns the word into an adjective for the word “exposés” (to put the accent on,highlight the letter and type ALT 130. is that what you meant Zara? Else, you need to add a subject and change the sentence to make better sense.Eg, “…with these ppl supposedly exposing others by saying….”

*bell rings*

ALL: LUNCHTIME!!!!

True-self on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:56 pm

Kwaaaaa @kamza did you really have to do that…..lol

hahahhahaha @Monei you just finished me..<<<<side eyes @ladymillion do you prefer it like this?

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 12:57 pm

Monei, lol you just had to press the issue..

Kemang Kiki??

The way i never have/had an opinion about B le Euphonza

Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:00 pm

Good morning class.

JC Class: Good morning teecha!

Zara: Ma’am, what is wrong with this sentence?
“i mean trying to tarnish Lelo’s blog with these supposedly exposes saying these people are sferbs?”

Smang-mangwarona: duh!“mean trying to tarnish Lelo’s blog with these supposedly exposes” vs “supposed exposes” lol!

Snapshot: hayi suka wena Smang-mang, zara o right.supposedly is an adverb (see it precedes the verd exposes) or kanjani Trey

*Trey looks at them, then carries on filing her nails*

Teecha:

KWAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak

nomthwalo on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:01 pm

This -> My fellow bloggers what was or is happening @ Dameline? I just opened my TV kanti isiyaphela i3rd Degree..”

Bumbum how did you open your tv and what did you find inside? *RUNS*

Oh bawo ave ningiqeda kodwa.

bumbum on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:03 pm

KwaAaaaaaaa hai no the next thing we going to be asked to write words according to the way we pronounce them. Eg Management or MaNagement ¤side eyes Trevor Noah¤

nomthwalo on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:03 pm

Oh @Monei kwa kwa kwa kwa

nomthwalo on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:05 pm

@Soccerbabe it depends on a person. Some people dont show @ all , some start showing @ 4months.

Why do u ask? Are you pregnant?

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:05 pm

kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Monei a pity the gadget im using does not allow me write expose (the way you wrote it) otherwise THANK YOU

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:06 pm

hauw oh so stunni? really?????

sweetness on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:08 pm

I guess I must be strong when comes to the copying and pasting issue…

To those people who wish the topic be changed from B and mini loaf, JBS too… remember this blog is about B and her mini loaf…

bumbum on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:13 pm

@OSS ihambe kanjani i-confession of your boyfie? Did he say he’s Transnet’s CEO, he’s on annual leave or he’s corobricking banks and garages?

megane on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:13 pm

*pressing F5* and waiting for lunchtime to be over…so the class can continue LOL
JC is a bit slow today.
@sweetness was it you who had sferb issues with her hubby,
did you finally talk things through? You can tell me to stay in my lane if you don’t wanna discuss it #I’m JC

sweetness on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:19 pm

Hey Megane, don’t think its me, and he is still just a bf… He has no sferbing tendencies that I am aware of…

So whats up with ladies calling their bf’s hubby before they are even married??

nomthwalo on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:24 pm

Its the new trend @sweetness, akere guys have been calling gals ‘madam’ mfazi wami for a very long time. Its time gals catch up.

But I dont think my bf deserves being called hubby. Akakakhokhi nesenti elimnyama leli

Gloss on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:25 pm

I just read something about women putting snuff/intsu in their vaginas. I just cringed. Who’s done this b4?

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:25 pm

*wipes food off fingertips*
@megane,i think u’r thinking of Cutie(and her hubby) and Switpie(not sure what the man is, i.e. hubby or bf)

Miss T on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:27 pm

@Gloss there was a rumour abt this otha gal eDiepkloof who did that. But that was ages ago

megane on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:28 pm

oops my bad @sweetness, thanks for the clarity babes

eish @Monei I think me got confused coz there’s too many sweeties and cuties here

sweetness on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:35 pm

Hayi Nomthwalo, mine will stick to just being u baby, boo, tofolux, lala, zambane, muthu wanga(y person in Venda)…

He needs to upgrade himself to be hubby, and that’s by paying ilobola…

fabulicious on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:36 pm

@Fezzy that must have been tge reason ke *goes to twitter to create a new username so I can converse with the Princess of England!* lol
The queen spot is already taken by our own @ZARA.

But in all honesty I’d rather be phoxwad by Lelo than u Kiki…I don’t know…sum how I just felt sorry for her phoxing me (if there’s such).

@OhSoStunning I wud like to help by telling you who Kiks is but I don’t know where to start, ngiqale emsamo noma emnyango?

@zara (with all the love I have for u my dururu) u can not say ” a supposedLY expose”. Don’t know how to explain this but its WRONG dali.

Monei was on to something here
Come back @monei Lunch is over!!
*grabs her by the help of her jimdress!*

Kwaaa wena @bumbum awusile

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:36 pm

@Gloss, why are they putting that down there though??

hauw oh so stunni? really????? @kamza, keyentseng?

@bumbum eyhoh!!! I have never yaz’.. Lemme just finish something, i’ll update ya’ll now now!

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:39 pm

i just forgot what i wanted to say

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:41 pm

Teecha: you’re welcome Zara.

the rest of u tryna cut my break short, i have a free double period after lunch, so pls let me have my tea and mark your terrible spelling tests in peace tu.

fabulicious on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:42 pm

Help=helm
Jimdress *clueless*

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:43 pm

@zara (with all the love I have for u my dururu) u can not say ” a supposedLY expose”. Don’t know how to explain this but its WRONG dali.

Fabu please try again ne like this pronounce expose as (exposay) maybe that will help!

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:52 pm

qala emnyango Fabu

Fezzy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:54 pm

Kwaaaaaaaaa…..ngiqale emsamo noma emnyango?

Qala emsamo Fabu…Ngisho ngensuku zikaNonkawu.

Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:54 pm

really guys, are we going to sit infront of our pc’s and correct each other’s grammar or spelling?

JC is really slow today shem

Vesa on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:56 pm

Fabu please try again ne like this pronounce expose as (exposay) maybe that will help!
That’s how I read it from the first time! It’s just that JC doesn’t allow us to use the appostrophe

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:56 pm

wena @Fabulicious o needa after-school tutoring at this rate.tltltl

jimdress= gym dress= tunic

Vesa on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:58 pm

or whatever that sign is called, the one that has to be on the letter e

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:58 pm

what’s “emsamo”?

nna i’m interpreting “should i start with the pillow or the door”. is that it vele?

True-self on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 1:58 pm

yo this day is so slow hle, did you guys see this it was RT by JC, shame i can’t deal!>>>>>http://pics.lockerz.com/s/253275127

fabulicious on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:00 pm

Wena Fezzy njengoba ufune ngiqala ka A uzowakhokhela ama databundles on this Samsang S3 yami engi blogga ngayo mangikhohle i IPAD endlini since I misplaced my blackberry bold last night?
Or maybe I should just use this S Tablet ke even though the battery is running out

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:05 pm

So yeah when i arrived at his place, he wasn’t there. I work 10 minutes away from where he lives. Sharp, i left nna.. Got in a taxi, he calls he says he just got home, he fetched me at my crib me ka A4. hao, nna i’ve never seen that car. I asked who that car belongs to, ari i shouldn’t worry about that, its none of my business. That moment i just got really suspicious!

Fezzy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:08 pm

Hahahaha…hhayi Fabu ngeke yeka.

Woza nazo OSS…we are listening.

fabulicious on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:11 pm

Okay…. Othi ngizame

zara says:

i mean trying to tarnish Lelo’s blog with these supposedly exposes saying these people are sferbs? can we not just go with the flow;

That supposedLY is WRONG mama ka Ty, I wrongo, ayilungile, ayenzi I sense.
For an English teacher honestly! By now u should have picked up your mistake!!

Ppl are not arguing with ur spelling of Expose vs the way @Monei wrote it which is pronounced as (e-x-p-o-z-a-y) thina sithi kule CONTEXT obhalengayo Ur Highness u DLY ogcinengaye on the word suppose u INCORRECT.
Pls say this loudly to yourself:

“i mean trying to tarnish Lelo’s blog with these supposedly exposes …”

And now say:

“i mean trying to tarnish Lelo’s blog with these supposed exposes …”

*Repeat till fade*

If u still don’t get it, I GIVE UP

LadyMillion on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:14 pm

heheeh zara u are going to put it here..uzoyibekapha shame

Jellytot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:19 pm

@OSS please continue with you story

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:24 pm

hhahahahahqaa @Fabu!

Pnut on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:25 pm

Dumelang kaofela

Eh @Vesa sneak? for real? ha ha ha I thought those things happen in the movies. Ko re ka bona ba sa le sure e be go tla le 5 other inmates.

@Guccifab you do know that u not the only woman visiting him right? I bet even his first lover is visiting him too and the bastard is promising to marry him when he comes out, thats how they roll sweety…
what am saying is he might have other plans which dont involve u, so just move on… by taking care of u how much are we talking here? paying ur townhouse? paying ur car? or we talking lunch box money? le tseya kae chelete in prison le-mafia leo?

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:31 pm

@fabu i want to hide under the table on your behalf!

sup·pos·ed·ly/s??p?zidl?/
Adverb:
According to what is generally assumed or believed (often used to indicate that the speaker doubts the truth of the statement).

fabulicious on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:33 pm

Kwaaaaa @ Pnut!!! *durth*

There’s no gossip, the celebs and zelebs are behaving we might aswel!

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:36 pm

But now, i was excited to see him, so we left my spot and went to his.. Got there and saw some old a$$ car le polo trendline.. I asked gore ke koloi ya mang, ari nna i ask rhetorical questions.. So i’m like every week wena o changa koloi, ari i’m pissing him off… So i kept quiet..

Vesa on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:37 pm

@OSS….please continue? But the red flag is on…A4 and not wanting to explain it’s origins? hhmmm

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:39 pm

And guys, bear in mind gore his phone rings twice in five minutes ne.. It rang kabo 10 ari he has to leave, he’ll come back. Told him that i wanna leave with him ari it seems i’m meddling too much and i must just stay in my lane..

He came back ka 1am with ANOTHER CAR! I was in disbelief!!

megane on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:42 pm

hhe bathon @OSS and you still stay babes? Haai wena o rata action klaar

Ntombi Yomzulu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:48 pm

OSS I wish you were my younger sister, bengizokufaka impama

Vesa on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:48 pm

@OSS…..you had an adventurous weekend Friday/ weekend. He’s already being rude instead of giving you straight answers…..ayi, I would have gone home shem

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:56 pm

tsk tsk tsk.

As i bury this hatchet ka garaaf (sic)

correct ways:
1. …supposed exposés by saying
2. …ppl supposedly exposing others by saying…

@OSS, ga o tshabe mosadi! so r u still gona kp seeing him?

Black_Diamond on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:56 pm

RUN OSS,RUN for your dear life!!!!!

Loulou on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 2:59 pm

Thug loving! Shem OSS you might have bagged yourself a spaceman aka an Ace. the guys that are bosses don’t go around changing cars everyday or take calls kabo 10 and stuff #justsaying

Nwai on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:02 pm

@Gloss I know sumone otyisa ipunani yakhe isnuff, yhoooo iyamhlaza kunjalo nje coz ipunani xa ilambile aykhathali noba uphi ifuna ukutya qha yona. Remember 1 tym sikwifuneral emadlakeni ke phofu€graveyard€ engagunqi ucc ndibuze mna haybo yin na uphethwe ngumchamo? Athi hayi ima apha ngaphambikam, nd I was for wat now!! Wabe ekhupha into yakhe sana wayth thutshe ngespeed apha kununuza yhooo I was so embarrsd, 4rm dat day andisahambi naye tu shem. Nd xa ndimbuza ukuth y angayeki lento coz is not right 4 her health, uvele nje abe nomsindo athi I won’t understand. Ukuthanda izinto kunjalo.

megane on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:03 pm

*F5*
hehehe @NtombiY – these kidz dont listen shem, they looking for experience and are liker of things.
@OSS let’s hope he dont mess u up before your 22nd birthday sisi

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:08 pm

So i told him gore nna i wanna leave first thing in the morning because i have to go see a friend ari konna “You live alone angithi, why should you stay lana for just a night??? You are not going anywhere!!!”

Guys i was so scared.. Told him the rape story, argh, he respected the fact that i couldnt do the deed with him..

Saturday when i woke up, he wasn’t there.. He left a note

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:09 pm

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Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:15 pm

hayi OSS, if u stay u just looking for danger and trouble.

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:16 pm

@OSS, your name will change from OSS to SOS, i’m telling you…..yuu ntombi just like that waphuma wahamba, one day uyohamba angabuyi usuyobona uvuka ekuseni uwedwa.

ohk let me tell you a story ne, when i was at varsity, you know mos student bathanda izinto, so here i am dating this doctor, should i expose him/ maybe not, he’s married now or he was married even then just hid it.

back to the story, i visited the brother, we bought juice before going home, middle of the night i woke up feeling thirsty, i found my juice openned with some foam on top but i disregarded that and drank it, check check brother is not there, so i checked my phone for time and it was around 10pm, he left a message that he is going to buy coke, i fell asleep and woke up around midnyt still not back, he got back around 1am, by morning i couldn’t walk or stand, i was suddenly sick, being a doctor he examined me and said, i’m coming up with flu, he called a mini taxi, the guy had to practically hold me not to fall when we got to school. i slept the whole day, woke up the following day when to the doctor and they found drugs on my system, i used to ask just like you so to keep me quiet he had to drug me so he can go do his things and come back.

bazokwenza wena, nc nc nc

bongi on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:17 pm

it is a slow day really – o Kamza bayasizobela sise creche ngoku lol…

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:18 pm

what was the note saying wena OSS

Miranda on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:22 pm

Kamza yini le? I see a hand.

OSS….please run before he starts sharing about how they open banks at night….If he opens up,you are in shit shem.Phela lapho, you can’t dump him because he risks gettig arrested.If you dump him, Ons begrawe jy die volgende naweek.

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:25 pm

LOL Bongi

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:28 pm

Miranda, OSS umfakela stress nje ke stori zakhe.

oomuhle on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:28 pm

Wooo iintsomi zaku JC slow monday

MyThoughts on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:29 pm

OSS *deep sigh* you remind me of Zenzybear, don’t ask why.
I miss Biskiti when things are like this ka nnete. *sighs again*

MyThoughts on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:30 pm

@Kamzababy, you and I both hle.
Let me attend my last lecture of the day, hopefully dilo tla be di changile when I come back

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:32 pm

speaking of robbing banks…

tjo @organised crime in Mzansi. so therz a mall in katlehong called sontonga mall.never bn to it. apparently it recently got robbed by some very organised ppl. the waited for the mall to close, then tied up the security guards. broke into Pep. but that was just to break the wall for an entrance into the bank next door. they then took their sweet time looting the bank. and wore security guard clothing, so when the rank opened the nxt morning adn the taxi drivers were greeting “security guards” loading shit. it didn’t ring a bell.to anyone.

i heard this frm my mom. yet i cnt find it anywhere online. makes u think how many more robberies of this magnitude or worse go unnoticed/unreported/unexposed….

Lela on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:34 pm

Guys I’ll be on some TV channel tonight, not on wellfare. Wish I could tell but I won’t for obvious reasons.

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:39 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @lela why manje uyibeka kwiJC hahahahahaha! you are so silly yazi !

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:44 pm

The note said “don’t go anywhere, i’ll be back. Ngisayo phanda mabebeza… Love you”

I was scared, i took everything that belonged to me, ka hlapa sefathleho and tried to escape.. Ka badi, he locked the gate and it is so high!! I couldn’t get ghetto and jump, it was too high… I stared crying ke shapa my friends ka di call back because i forgot to buy airtime ka the previous day!!!

He found me outside nje and he slapped me so hard!!!!

Nwai on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:47 pm

Shem poor remotes tonight aniyocomfa from chnl 194 to chnl 503 just 2 see ulela.

Jellytot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:48 pm

Eh OSS i think youu should like leave this guy. Clearly

lilaclilly on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:48 pm

are you serious OhSoStunning!! o_O.

Jellytot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:48 pm

Where is Jahara?

Nwai on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:48 pm

Shem poor remotes tonight aniyocomfwa from chnl 194 all da way to chnl 503 just 2 see ulela.

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:48 pm

what time Lela?

tltltl. warms up fingers for channel surfing tonyt.

Olebak on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:49 pm

eKasi

LadyMillion on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:54 pm

yhu hayi siphi na?

IamJustPS on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:54 pm

LOL @OSS SMH!!

Gomolemo on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:54 pm

@OSS, stop lying to us tlhe ausi, its monday and some of us are still hangd’over. Dankie

Soccerbabe on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:55 pm

OSS why i dont believe your story?????

Nwai on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:55 pm

Lol @oleback is dat a clue!!!!

IamJustPS on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:57 pm

Guys i’ve been farting since this morning in this office and i didn’t open windows, SMH…..let me open them…..glad i’m alone.

LadyMillion on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:58 pm

don’t go anywhere, i’ll be back. Ngisayo phanda mabebeza… Love you”

heheh hayi mntakabawo

Solomon.Mahlangu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 3:58 pm

amanga aluhlaza cwe !!!! i had planned to silent blogg for a while. kodwa ngeke, siyajwayelwa ke la!

True-self on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:01 pm

hai hai OSS no sisi yeka ukudlala ngathi lmao! @socceerbabe and Gomo i also dont believe her .

sweetness on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:01 pm

Nnna I believe you OSS, carry on with the story, then what happened after you left? Did he call to find out where you are…

But before you answer those questions, how did you get out of the gate to where your friend found you (outside)?

golden diva on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:05 pm

The entire collection of Jahara’s stories < OSS's Gangster story

Miss T on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:05 pm

Kwaaaa!! Mara @OSS?!

dessert on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:06 pm

hahahahahaha*claps once*

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:07 pm

kwaaaaaaaaaaaa @OSS, nc nc nc atleast you pushed the day nana

@sweetness she meant outside the house not outside the gate hau tlitlitlit

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:08 pm

mara OSS u were warned nje… so what happened next?

Gomolemo on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:09 pm

@OSS, that one is not a gintsa dear, he is a Nyaope boy, there is a huge difference. LOL. Mara that an “adventurous” weekend you had dear.

sweetness on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:10 pm

@Snapshot, so I can assume the friend jumped over to her, inside the gate, in the house yard, and then clapped her?? Okay…

OSS I am patiently waiting for the rest of the story…

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:10 pm

I’m not lying hey… Then again you guys don’t have to believe me…

He did beat me up.. And nje i regret going there. He asked why i wanted to leave and stuff and i couldn’t asnwer.. Just broke down and cried.. Told him i wont leave and sh%%

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:15 pm

hai man @sweetness you missing the story, the gintsa boyfriend found her outside and moered her not the friend

OK i know where Lela will be appearing i’m just scared to tell you

@Lela should i tell them, atleast kuzobe kungasuwe obatshelile

sweetness on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:16 pm

OSS, please hurry the story up, I am going home at five, and hate blogging with my phone, such a mission!!

So it was the friend that beat you up?? thought you said he slapped you… okay… what’s the difference…??

Miss T on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:16 pm

Hawu sitshele Snappy?

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:17 pm

sweetness, the bf slapped her, she was just busy sending her friends please call me’s… m

Lela on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:19 pm

Hayi guys icacile nje lento, we say supposed expose(i also don’t have that thing), like we say alleged crime then say he allegedly killed someone then say the alleged killing.

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:20 pm

@MissT i want to but i am scared, i don’t wanna be beaten by Lela

alternatively check Jc AT 6:30 i will gladly write here

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:23 pm

@snapshot do you have a secret wena? you self ! *pointing

Miranda on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:24 pm

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ “Ngisayo phanda mabebeza” at that time he means killing someone over their cellphone/ipad.LOL

OSS,Does he know where you work? uzokulanda emsebenzini vandag at 4H30pm a fihle ko security ka Bazuka on some “Iphi ntombi yam,ngiyayifuna manje,angina ndaba nokuthi usasebenza, mlandeni” .Ngiyammona nje in his leather pants, leather background, gold on the teeth,gold necklace, and some hat on the head a pakile gusheshe ya gae ya A4 ko ntle. LOL

OSS o ska kwata neh nana

Monei on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:25 pm

kwaaaaa@lela. o late for class. school is over manje.

Kwaaaa@maJCer not believing OSS and at jellytot so timeously asking “Where is Jahara?” and this: “The entire collection of Jahara’s stories < OSS's Gangster story"

i am dead!deader!deadest! kwakwakwakwa

zara on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:26 pm

what area code is +014?

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:27 pm

eish Zara yaz my mom said that recently, it seems i’ve got verbal diarrhoea ………im going to the library, i’ll be back

fufu on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:30 pm

OSS udlala ngathi yazi.kwaaaaaaaaaaaa

kamzababy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:30 pm

its rustenburg Zara. rusty dusty!

sweetness on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:31 pm

I am lost manje…

Black_Diamond on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:39 pm

I hope its not too late for you to RUN @OSS

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:43 pm

I stayed there ka sat and he was there nje.. I asked if i could leave.. And surprisingly he let me go.. I didn’t go to my place, i went to my fiends place, i’ve been sleeping there since and i told my buddies the whole story..

Thing is, i really like him a lot, but i cant be there because wangshapa.. I’m at work and i have bruises.. People ask but kela reng.. I’m planning to go home (my mom’s) tonight.. I’m afraid though.. I’m scared to go to my place.. He called and told me he’ll see me tonight.. I’m so afraid nje, that’s why i’m not sleeping at my place tonight, anever, not by a long shot!!!

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:45 pm

Eish luna man, i know it sounds too good to be true. I don’t blame the lot of you for not believing me and quite frankly im not asking you to.

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:46 pm

@sweetnes, my friends didnt call me back akere.. He “legintsa” found me there (outside with my bags and all)and hit me…

megane on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:48 pm

cosi cosi iyaphela indaba ka OSS
haai sikhathele yilama kort-kort e-story hawu….

Ayanda2 on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:48 pm

Wait, Holl’up!!!! Are we really gonna ignore the big elephant in the room???? The fact that a Dbn tweleb was beaten up by Smashis at club ALS in Sandton??

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:53 pm

@megane.. Sorry.. I’m at work hle.. It had to be piece by piece..

@Aya who beat who up and why???

Stone on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:55 pm

That’s why people need to take their time getting to know a person, instead of sleeping over at each others’ place within a week of meeting. OSS i hope you’ll be ok soon.

Jellytot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 4:59 pm

Eh because no one cares about nobodies fighting outside club
Wena @oss be safe, carry an axe

sweetness on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:03 pm

@OSS great idea not going back to your place… but how long are you going to run? Let the gintsa know where you stand…

If he is beating you up already, you are in some big kaka. It will get worse.

Dated this abusive guy a while back, when I was still running, he went to my place, kicked the door open, and burned my clothes… So also get your neighbours to be on the look out, that sif you have a relationship with them… otherwise, lets just keep our fingers crossed…

Next time, listen to amabloggers, most of them are mature and wise. A lot of (bad)experiences were shared here with you, but you still went(I am not judging).

At least now you get to learn from your mistakes, which is the best way to learn, lets just hope you dont get hurt more…

petiteekay on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:03 pm

Who cares about twelebs being beaten in a club? No one

Miss T on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:05 pm

Kwaaaaaaaaa at carrying an axe

Ayanda2 on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:09 pm

@jellytot and @petit.. Ningangithathi kanjalo wezfebe! Nx

Miss T on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:11 pm

Hawu Ayanda2?! Akere u asked a question. They just answered ur question mos

bumbum on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:14 pm

Tjo @Ayanda

@OSS I don’t know if you are telling the truth or pulling our legs, but I know amaginsa are very dangerous stay very far and I mean far from them. Some one said here, if it walks like a duck, sound like a duck and honey it is a duck. You suspected that uliginsa and now you know. Run baby run

sweetness on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:15 pm

he banna!!! Ayanda2!! I think you are at the wrong place nana!! Not every story will be a hit! get over it and move on… now calling other children sferbs… no no no…

Lela on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:16 pm

Lol 7 Monei, it’s just that id like for some people to know but i don’t want one day when im being my ghetto self here bese kuthwa wara wara what what. U know like how they say abanye bathi bangabazalwane but imilomo yabo,lol.

Black_Diamond on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:20 pm

0.0

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:21 pm

Ayanda o kwatile! tltltltltltl… If you take everything personal lana o tlo hlanya

I’m planning to stay at moms for a week or so..

Eyh2Jee on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:23 pm

OhSoStunning sounds so 17 years mara,the way she does things naye.You should not be talking about love at this stage.This person of yours is dangerous,he even started going Mini-Loaf on you (beatings)Wake-up! and tell him that you don’t think your relationship [with him] will work,ngoba unama-unexplained dealings and you can no longer tolerate such!Don’t threaten him,don’t involve police at this stage (unless you have a reason to).

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:33 pm

@Eyh2Jee yes i like him mara never ka kgotlela..

I will tell him, when i’m ready

Eyh2Jee on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:36 pm

Sure nhanha waka,hope I didn’t sound so preachy ,Lol, *MuchLove Baby Girl vah*

Toffolux on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:36 pm

tjo at this >@jellytot and @petit.. Ningangithathi kanjalo wezfebe! Nx
Iyo Ayanda2, udlame lwani manje sisi, ufuna i-attention neh?

petiteekay on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:38 pm

Ayanda you asked about the “big elephant in the room”… So I told you that elephant is not in THIS room! Moving along swiftly… OSS a dangerous man can be sexy so enjoy the rush but be careful

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:42 pm

I’m so light ne, my ears been pink since sat!

bumbum on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:52 pm

Azange ngishawe indoda neh I don’t know what I’ll do to that man. The way ngiluhlaza ngakhona singajikijelana ngama microwave shame. Gintsa or non ginsta kungasa emyango sithakathana. That’s why I avoid fights nezinto ezinginyanyisayo

OhSoStunning on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 5:57 pm

Wena @Petite bashapa nna kelei one.. When you’re yellow bone everyone sees your bruises. I don’t wanna look the way i look right now ever again.. People have been staring at me in this cubicle, people are talking.. I hate myself because everyone warned me ka friday gore ke ske kaya, but still kai ketsa Thomas (refer to bible). This is not the life i wanna live… There are girls who are okay with such nyols, i’m not.. From now on, i stay single, i sail to singleville with a smile on my face. Aow ngeke

Miranda on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 6:02 pm

Haibo Lela, I clicked on your name and it took me to the Parable Magazine…I searched for your name, kwa vhela nix…no lead ,zero,lcanda. which channel hle? The scrolling thing is just going to take too much time.

petiteekay on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 6:06 pm

@ OSS the danger/excitement was short lived *insert inspirational quote*. Wondering if lela will be on come dine with me SA

petiteekay on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 6:06 pm

@ OSS the danger/excitement was short lived *insert inspirational quote*. Wondering if lela will be on come dine with me SA

TreyScriptures on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 6:08 pm

OSS, frankly dear, it seems you’re enjoying this. How did you meet Nyaope boy? Why doesn’t he lock his house/zozo when he leaves you so late at night to go “phanda”? Are there any suspicious looking goods in his house? Hell, infact where did you even meet this guy? You really do not sound distressed at all, hence I’m not buying your story. Things don’t add up at all. Uzozithola in beeeeeg beeeeeeg trouble. Won’t be funny then

Nwai on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 6:15 pm

Ayanda2 says:

@jellytot and @petit.. Ningangithathi kanjalo wezfebe! Nx

Tjo, kanjalo nje!!!!

fabulicious on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 6:21 pm

*pushes Monei aside*

But @Lela that’s what I’ve BEEN trying to say the whole day! Yes khona we do not speak SANDTON english but we did learn english gramma in our dusty small town hi-schools!
U supposeDLY expose yena nje aka existi bandla!
So this is a lesson, stop tryna correct ppl about something u urself are not perfect in, GRAMMA.

*Drops mic!*

TreyScriptures on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 6:23 pm

Ayanda2, ALS is a sunday event at ICON on sundays. #AllLoveSundays. And we’re really not interested. Thanks though. Or YOU could chat about it

fabulicious on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 6:28 pm

Let’s both go and hide under the table wena @zara my friend..I’ll give you moral support

TreyScriptures on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 6:51 pm

Could this “supposedly exposed” story end. Are you making it a big deal because it’s coming from @Zara? She stated ukuthi she didn’t know how to retrieve the alphabets with the symbols, heck, I also don’t know what combination of buttons I’m supposed to press to get that. Cues Bucee’s “get over it”

Hopefully tomorrow will be a brighter day on JC. Back to silentville

snapshot on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 6:59 pm

Lela will be appearing at 7pm on the ……

Fezzy on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 7:21 pm

The Wild! Im will catch the repeat on Mzansi since Im on Compact.

switpie on Mon, 15th Oct 2012 11:25 pm

Just gng thru all the comments and yoo @oss story making me laugh. Find it too good to be true lol u made my nite.

Not easy for me to login durin the day anymore eish +megane the sferb bf will b a responsibe sferb frm nw on I guess gave him a lecture session. Well I don’t expect him nt to cheat but then I don’t wana knw. He shud just cover all his trcks I mean or next will be bloggers advice. Pour him water

Nerlee on Tue, 16th Oct 2012 2:04 am

@OSS NO MAN SOME OF US ARE JUST TOO OLD FOR THIS.

For someone who was once rapped I doubt you would be this irresponsible.

As a new blogger u just ‘strategic’ u know with JC the more ‘tales’ u dish out about ur personal life the popular u get!

OhSoStunning on Tue, 16th Oct 2012 10:09 am

I don’t just wake up in the morning to try and impress JCers wena Nerlee. But like i keep saying, i’m not going to convince anyone to believe what i say, you don’t have to believe me and i dont give a rats a$$ what you believe. It happened and please you don’t know how long i took to get over the rape and quite frankly i didnt sleep with him. And it also doesn’t mean victims of rape will never get into relationships and get disappointed. Dont get it twisted missy!

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