By Jade Hubner
Flies! How are they so brave? We are bigger than them. We slap them away to get them to go and they still come back. I always think, “why aren’t you scared of me, I am a giant.”
Why people leave a voice mail when I specifically ask in my voice mail for them not to leave a message and to send a voice note or text!?
In movie theatres, cars and planes, why is there only one arm rest to share? Why don’t they just always have two alongside one another?
Why we choose to voluntarily poison ourselves, which is technically what we are doing when we are drinking. Nobody likes how it makes them feel afterwards and everyone suffers, so why do we keep doing it over and over again? And why do men go out, drink to pick up a girl, but then once they have picked up the girl, they are unable to do what they planned to do because they drank too much. I don’t understand how some never figure out that the two don’t mix well together?
I’m curious as to why we can’t make sure that everyone has shelter, warmth and some food. Surely if we cancelled all office parties, giant corporate events and government parties for a year or two, we could provide everyone with these human necessities? Also if everyone who earns enough to put food on the table could donate a few blankets and socks each year, we could provide everyone with warmth. I’m curious to know if we did this, would we be able to achieve this goal? Surely we can distribute more money, more evenly and do more? So much goes to waste and on unnecessary things.
Jade Hubner is a Top Billing presenter and a model. Catch her on Twitter & Instagram; @JadeHubner