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How Not To Be A Groupie #1

Brown Shuga — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 23:11:49 +0000

Huu shem, some people!First of all, let me just say, there is nothing wrong with being a groupie! Even our “A List” SA Celebrities are groupies and this World Cup clearly demonstrated that fact so don’t feel bad about it… siyafana sonke!

What is wrong though, is being shameless about it and throwing yourself at a “celebrity” like this lady demonstrates….

When: Sunday, 04 July 2010

Where: Melrose Arch

Occasion: South Africa bids Ghana farewell

This lady throws herself at Kevin-Prince Boateng, grabs and tries to kiss him.

Her: “Please kiss me on the cheek”

Him: “Sorry, I’m a married man, I don’t do such things.”

Look at her! tjo! LOL I wonder how she felt when he pulled away like that… or she didn’t notice coz her eyes were close already, ready for the kiss lol.

Somebody send this lady her “Sies Award” ...

* Big ups to all the Africans who came out in numbers to greet the boys, it was an awesome experience.

Thanks to my gal Lerato for getting this foolery on camera..

Tjo! Things We Do For Love?

Brown Shuga — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 01:28:13 +0000

Tjo! Am I the only one who got a lil’ “scared” when reading the Sunday World story about Khanyi Mbau and her “alleged” witchcraft tendencies?

Please read the article HERE if you missed it, I don’t wanna repeat the things said there, in case the muti works on me instead of Theunis “sibhanxa sexhego” Crous.

Something else that caught my attention though, was Theunis saying that he found Khanyi stark naked with Mbali… is he suggesting that they could be some girl on girl action? Tjo, mara shem, this is not the first time he says he doesn’t want anything to do with her. Let’s wait and see how long his reunion with his wife lasts. Theunis must be the luckiest man in the world, knowing that no matter how many times he moves out of his home to go live with Khanyi, his wife has vowed to always welcome him back with open arms. I can’t help but wonder if condoms feature in this triangle or whatever it is now that there are naked Mbalis in the mix. (if she was also naked)

So what does Khanyi say about this?

she tweets…

Her fans tweet her…

the Queen replies…

Wow… this ish is deep and something in me doesn’t want to believe these “witchcraft” stories. I just can’t picture Khanyi doing that… Does muti even work on white people? Hayi…

My theory:

There is no muti here… Theunis, like other married men who cheat, went to Khanyi voluntarily and now that he’s tired, he’s making up excuses. What he is doing is not something new, we see it everyday… does this mean all those men are bewitched?

Or am in just in denial? Coz really, he doesn’t even need an excuse to get back to his wife, he only needs to show up at the door and all will be forgiven.

What would make you go to a sangoma to keep a man? Love?
Does love make you as forgiving as Mr Crous is?

I think I’mma stay away from LOVE. It’s a lil’ too scary for me, aowa!

Picture: www.twitter.com/therealmissk

Tjo, 50 Bathong!

Brown Shuga — Wed, 26 May 2010 23:05:09 +0000

Wow!So 50 Cent lost a lot of weight for an upcoming movie “Things Fall Apart” where he plays a football player diagnosed with cancer.
A liquid diet and three-hour-a-day treadmill walks for nine weeks makes a person look like this!

Tjo, in SA when someone looks like this we say he’s positive. heheh.

Hayi guys, if’ you’ve been looking for a diet and wondering how to lose weight, there you got it!

Oh gosh, my heart mourns for all those muscles!

*sigh*

PS. Yes, its really him.

TJO!

Tjo At The Gay Malawi Couple Story

Brown Shuga — Fri, 21 May 2010 00:12:50 +0000

Hayi noh, I can’t believe this…

Steven Monjeza, 26, and Tiwonge Chimbalanga, 20 have been in jail since December 2009 and they have been sentenced to 14 Years in Jail for engaging in gay sex, which the judge has said is against the order of nature.

All I’mma say to this is TJO! Malawi, Tjo!

Should South africa negotiate their release & offer them asylum here as suggested?

Would we not have to do the same for all gay people who get married in every African country where this is is not allowed?

Tweets Of The Day…

Brown Shuga — Wed, 19 May 2010 23:31:40 +0000

Eish, they really made me laugh, just needed to share.

LOL

But on a serious note… let’s stop making fun of Benni. Futhi this picture is old… why are these people not using Bennie’s recent pics?

Some Things Are Just Shocking…

Brown Shuga — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 22:44:18 +0000

Like seriously… some of the things we see and read make me go Tjo!

Bryce Moon, the Panathinaikos and Bafana Bafana player, knocked over and killed a 25 year old girl after a party hosted by Mbazo last year, and on hearing that his case was provisionally withdrawn, he tells journalists :

“I’m very relieved everything is over. I’m looking forward to the World Cup. If my coach needs me, I’m ready to play for my country.”

Couldn’t he add some comment about being sorry about the death etc? Wow!

Apparently the culpable homicide charge was “temporarily” dropped because there are holes in the case, pretty much like there are holes that seem to be developing in the Jub Jub case. It is cases like these that make me understand why people are losing faith in our police.

Imagine watching Bryce Moon play against Mexico during the opening game of the World Cup and Jub Jub perfoming at half time. We aren’t ready for that… Mr Moon must chill a bit, he should only be recalled to the team after the case is concluded and finalised. Depending on his perfomance, of course.

Please Parreira. Bryce will bring us bad luck…

Definition of Tjatjarag…

Brown Shuga — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 23:16:56 +0000

For those who were under a rock last week, (well, hello there) & have decided to join us this week, you’ll be happy to know that the Urban Dictionary has swiftly moved and already added a definition for all the AWB people who will be googling the word “TjaTjarag“…

well, here it is…

No prizes for guessing which party the writer of this definition belongs to….

Tjo!

“Go Out! Jou Bloody Agent” Malema

Just Curious News — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 11:23:13 +0000

Tjo!

So Malema kicked a BBC Journalist out of the ANCYL Press Conference?

FULL STORY HERE

Tjo!

the tjatjarag video:

Out Of Order TJO!!

Brown Shuga — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:43:34 +0000

Whatever the point these young school kids were trying to make by behaving like that izolo, I DO NOT GET! Yes they do not want Jub Jub to get bail and everything but…

kill Jub Jub?? Shouldn’t they get arrested for this? I am shocked.

Shocked that they would choose to recreate the June 16, 1976 events in such a crazy way…

Did they really want to go into the court room?? All of them??

Why were they pelting the same cops they want to help sort out crimes?

I also do not think it’s fair that Jub Jub’s mom is being brought into this… no mother would encourage their child to do drugs and morphine. (Morphine?? Where did he get that?? Tjo!)

The worst thing is that they are making a mess in an area where they reside, not where Jub Jub is gonna have to go clean up… silly mofos!

What shocks me even more is that Jub Jub’s lawyer continues with his fight for bail. I hope he’s got Zuma’s bodyguards on standby for JubJub because I am afraid of what will happen when and if they do grant him bail.

I am very disappointed at how these youngsters are behaving and disappointed at their school teachers/principals for allowing them to go to the Protea Magistrate Court instead of staying in school.

Aren’t they supposed to be writing exams anyway? What were these kids doing there at that time of the day?
I would love to hear what the Gauteng Education MEC has to say about this…
There is the law, it has to be respected and I think if they do this again today, they should be arrested.
Instead of trying to expose Journalists, why is the ANC Youth League, (or any other youth leagues for that matter) so quiet about this? Yes they didn’t say anything because Jub Jub is one of them but surely they can comment or use their “power” to calm these kids down?

This is embarassing and it just proves what a sick society we live in. These hooligans have been waiting for an opportunity to behave this way coz I honestly think this is beyond wanting Jub Jub to get punished for his wrongdoings, this is ISIGEZO. Ba sele & I hope their parents are telling them the same thing. You do not commit a crime to sort out a crime, it’s wrong.

Why is the SAPS not arresting them?? Or are they also too busy worrying about us addressing them as constables and generals? Tjo!

Pics: www.timeslive.co.za

Tjo! Mara Floyd Bathong!

Brown Shuga — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 22:02:27 +0000

Wow, what is up with our “leaders” heh?

News24 reports that when they called Floyd Shivambu, the ANCYL spokesperson, to find out why Julius Malema was still listed as a company director of SGL Engineering Projects, even though he had told a press briefing that he resigned…. Well, Floyd told them to voetsek… actually, this is what the article says….

“He (Malema) gave the orders to the lawyers, whether the database was updated is not our problem.”

He said he took exception to the fact that a journalist who did not attend the morning briefing contacted him about the issue.

“You are out of order. Fuck you,” Shivambu said before putting down the phone.

Tjo, Ja no, clearly this year is gonna be an interesting one.

Looking forward to seeing Hellen Zille, Mangosuthu, Terror Lekota, Theunis Crous, Mvume Dandala, Van Schalkwyk and all the other mlungus’ lifestyle audits.

TJO!